...it has just been pointed out that maybe the important post, the COMPETITION post, may be slightly overlooked because it is no longer the "new" post. So I'm just posting again to make sure that you read the one below the one below this.
Oh dear God I've just overcomplicated a simple situation, haven't I?
Anyway, READ ALL BLOG ENTRIES, DAMMIT!
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 3201 – 3400 of 4812 Newer› Newest»*sings* london calling!
*can't remember rest of lyrics*
*youtube*
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*sings again* london calling! To the zombies of death!
oh yeah that's awesome.
I knd of stole my coat from my mom. It's her fault, though, for letting me use it.
But the other day, I was wearing my usual all black, and I went with my dad to pick up his awesome girlfriend Ember from work. So when I got in the car, I said, "Don't tell Ember I'm here. I wanna see if I can scare her." So he said, "Well, her friend Shannon might need a ride to her car, so you can scare her instead. That's probably easier than scaring Ember."
Then later, when we saw Ember and Shannon coming near the car, I lay down on the floor in the back of the car, where I blended in the dark completely. Then my dad said, "Okay, we're leaving." So Shannon started a conversation with Ember, and, silently, I sat up and poked Shannon on the shoulder. After a second, she turned around and saw my grinning face, then screamed, "OH MY GOD I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE THERE! THAT WAS SO FREAKING SCARY!" And I fell into the back seat, laughing hysterically.
*sigh*
No one's here to hear me sing...
probably a good thing.
*makes like a tree*
London calling, to the underworld, come out those cuboards, you boys and girls...
Now where'd she go...? I'm surprised she isn't surprised I know London Calling.
Spanish bombs! Something something something, oh my God a bomb!
Oh come on, Izz, don't make me sing stuff by the Clash by myself. I'll sing something else, I swear. I'll sing the Ramones if you don't come back.
You know what? I'm not switching to the Ramones. I'm staying with The Clash.
I'm all lost in the supermarket, I can no longer shop happily, I came in here for a special offer, a guarantee personality!
*sighs* And I'm boring myself now.
Fine, now I'll switch over to The Nightmare Before Christmas music.
Something's up with Jack, something's up with Jack.
Don't know if we're ever going to get him back
He's all alone up there, locked away inside,
Never says a word, hope he hasn't died
Something's up with Jack, something's up with Jack!
Christmas time is buzzing in my skull, will it let me be I cannot tell
There are so many things I cannot grasp, when I think I've got it and then at last,
Through my bony fingers it does slip, like a snowflake, in a fiery grip...
...Something's here I'm not quite getting, though I try I keep forgetting,
like a memory, long since past,
Here in an instant, gone in a flash,
What does it mean, What does it mean?
In these little bric-a-brac, a secret's waiting to be cracked
These dolls and toys confuse me so
Confound it all, I love it though
Simple objects, nothing more
But something's hidden through a door, though I do not have the key
Something's there I cannot see,
What does it mean, what does it mean?
Hmm...
...I've read these Christmas books so many times,
I know the stories, and I know the rhymes
I know the Christmas carols all by heart,
My skull's so full, it's tearing me apart
As often as I've read them, something's wrong
So hard to put my bony finger on
Or perhaps it's really not as deep as I've been led to think,
Am I trying, much too hard?
Of course it's been too close to see, the answer's right in front of me!
It's simple really, very clear, like music drifting in the air, invisible, but everywhere
Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!
*sighs* I have to continue? Meh...
You know I think this Christmas thing, is not as tricky as it seems
And why should they have all the fun? It should belong to anyone!
Not anyone, in fact, but me! Why, I could make a Christmas tree
And there's no reason I can find, I couldn't handle Christmas time
I bet I could improve it, too
And that's exactly what I'll do!!!
*falls over* I am not typing the lyrics to another song...
*is reading Death Bringer again* *tilts head* Melancholia's right. The Necromancer's are a bunch of hypocrites.
*throws Melancholia through a wall* I HATE YOU! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO HIM! YOU SHOULD DIE! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
You know, Derek, everytime I read page 520 of Death Bringer I get so scared my eyes water and I start shaking... It's not a good feeling.
Well, I'm going to leave, because it's almost 2 in the morning here...
Anyone here?
Seriously? No one!
Bored.....................................
SOMEBODY
COME ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fine - I'm gone! And to make you feel guilty read this!
http://bubblesforblood.blogspot.com/2011/12/boredom-is-it-legal.html
Is anyone here now?!!!
Anyone here?
Hello! People finally!
Hi
Wait Shadow9...You're the one who actually read my blog. cool
Ha! Yup that's me.
Yeah - I want to be a composer. I've already sent some stuff off to a company but I'm waiting for a reply.
Kl. Wow i've never met someone who loves Harry Potter as much as i do
You clearly don't know my friends. So do you play n a band? I lay in a few - this year we went on tour. Here's something we played. I was a lone tenor sax on my solo. I had a really dodgy hair cut - it's better now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cktqMsevqB0
I'm taking the business pathway so i'm hopefully going to be qualified to open up my own record label. Plus, it means i'm in chrge of everyone when we put on concerts :D
Ha ha ha ha! Being in charge is fun but if you're mean to people on your way up you'll have assassins after you. *glances over shoulder*
yeah i learnt that the hard way *strikes ninja pose*
Me to. *Joins in ninja pose!*
Hang on BRB - aunt's calling me...
I just realised that you're a pottermore right?
i wrote a fanfiction for Harry Potter on-well- fanfiction. It's called 'what nobody knew'.
(Blatant advertising....)
OK i'm back - yes I am on Pottermore - I'm a Slytherin!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You seen AVPM and AVPS?
lol!
BRB- long story. p.s the story is under the name Le'Strange awesome.
Coz Le'Strange is....well awesome?...
what website is it?
Back!
fanfiction.net
I still can't find it!
yup it is.
So what instrument do you play?
Which one? I play a few!
OK found it now! And that thing I deleted - sorry for another thing! I'm multiblogging here!
wow how many?
piano, flute, piccolo, tenor sax and baritone sax so 5.
my posts might be a little late, everytime i post something i have log back in and log out again
I didn't notice they were late...
thats a lot....i can play chopsticks on piano and thats where my musical ability ends
Hey it could be worse! We have 9 in our music class and two of them only read tab and they need to read notation and one who has no music knowledge WHAT SO EVER!!!! It's so annoying because before we can start doing the proper GCSE work he needs to be up to me and my friends kind of standard around grade 4 and 5!
Hang on, I'll try and upload some of my music to my blog. Be a couple of mins...
Ok, I'm back and trying to upload...
okay.
i have to go. I'll try and be back soon
It didn't work...
to the golden god,
tell me, does skul forgive china?
O.o
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
Dumbledore!
Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley!
Hermione. Hermione.
H-Harry Potter, H-Harry Potter!
Singing a song, all day long, at Hogwarts!
(I've found the source of the ticking sound! It's a pipe bomb! Yay!)
Voldemort, Voldemort, Oh Volde-Volde-Volde-Voldemort! Bu-bum-bum-bum.
I got bored.
AHA! I DID IT, I COMMENTED 8D
CONGRATULATIONS, UM, BENN!
(I'll just, I'll just act like I know you...)
Oh good, I thought I was alone and no one would share this joyful occasion
Well, uh, I might be a figment of your imagination... *pokes self in the eye* OW! No, no, I'm real...
So I'm not imagining things then, im off to a good start
I suppose. Although, I imagine things all the time. Particulaly creepy stuff. But not Caelan. I'm not imagining him. *looks out of window and sees him* CAELAN GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEPER!!!
*throws a rock threw Caelan's skull* *wacthes him fall over, dead* That's better.
So I could be a figment of your imagination then
Always a possibility.
This might sound like a stupid question, because it is one, but why is my clock 1 hour and 15 minutes slower then the one on the comment?
Well, the clock is set for whatever time it is in the UK. I mean, I'm in Washington State, and the clock on here is 8 hours faster than mine. It depends on where you are. Or if your clock isn't set right.
Ohh, yeah that makes sence.
It does? Yay! For once, something I've said has made sense!
So it's 9ish where you are then
Yes.
By the way, you got first on this page! That means you get to do a dedication! :D
Hurrah...what's a dedication?
When you say, "I dedicate this page to..." It can be people, people on the blog, Derek (I know he falls into both catagoriess), or one of the book characters.
Or anything, really.
Oh good. In which case I dedicate this page to Derek!
Hurrahs all round
Good dedication
grand dedication,
anyone there? or have i scared everyone away?
Hello Bloglanders
Chloe?
Hello...
I'm here, but I won't comment for a while
More people to share the joy :D
Kay, Val and HI!!
Hi Benn, *shakes hand* I do not believe we've met before.
Anyone on?
ME!!!
hi im bac
Hello Chloe *hugs*
*hugs suffocatinly hard*
Hello Robin. I'm new to blogging in its entirety, so I don't think we would've met, but you could be my local postie for all I know
you okay?
im fine, u?
I'm fine thank you.
Indeed, but I am, as far as I know, not a 'postie'. Ha, enough, *sets of fireworks that spell out WELCOME TO BLOGLAND BENN in the sky*
*watches in awe* 8D
*proudly satisfied smile*
Brb
i luvvvvvvv horrible histories, Skulduggery pleasant and parrots!
YES! I JUST FINSHED DEATH BRINGER AGAIN!
*does a victory dance*
I HAVE FINISHED IT!!!
By the way, Kenny's a total stalker.
And Caelan's a creeper, too.
BUT EITHER WAY, I FINISHED IT!
And now I'm going to read Mortal Coil. YAY!
good luck val, i agree, kenny is a weirdo
*bursts into song*
THE LEGEND THAT SURROUNDS ME MISSES OUT THE CRUCIAL PART
I WAS A RUTHLESS KILLER WITH A RUTHLESS KILLERS HEART!
(song from horrible histories, guess which one!)
I'm reading mortal coil at the moment to
I'm reading the series from newest to oldest... It's weird to be reading Mortal Coil, though, because of what happened to the characters in Death Bringer...
i miss tanith!
Which is why I'm reading oldest to newest
So do I...
do you think tanith will return?
anyone?
I think that Derek will turn her back to normal for a few seconds, and, while Valkyrie watches in horror, kill her immediately afterwards.
Well, Derek's the kind of person who would do that, simply because most people love Tanith and would go berserk if something happened her. Everyone already did because of the Remnant. If she died like that, I guarantee you that people would freak out as much, if not more, than the twist.
yea ur right
hello fellow bloggers...chole *nods*, valkyrie *nods* and robin *nods* (if shes here) oh...benn... hi im tanith (you can call me gemma) watever you like best :)
hi gemma *overs blog cupcakes*
He will bring Tanith back, he will or I will find him. Hear that Derek the MA will find you and then... *evil laugh*
Hi Gemma
* small evil laugh*
*medium evil laugh*
*big evil laugh*
*worrying big evil laugh*
I'll find him either way. And if he does what I said to Tanith, I'm gonna laugh.
YOU HEAR ME, ALL YOU TANITH-LOVERS? I'M GONNA LAUGH.
*Almost punches Val in the face but stops* DAMN *settles for evil glare*
DL will probably c ur post and use ur idea
No he should purposely not use it. It would be exceptionally unoriginal...
It'd be so cool if Derek used my idea.
Even better would be if Valkyrie had to kill Tanith afterwards. Like if Valkyrie turned into Darquesse or something, then slashed her throat... *grins evilly*
Darquesse is odd in my opinion. Simply odd.
Dammit, that's what I was gonna say
Dammit my comments are late again
Ha, Val won't let Darquesse kill Tanith anyway!
Darquesse is funny. I think she's awesome. I mean, she just starts having a conversation with SPOILER Vile. That's funny. And then, when she's thinking, I love it when it says, 'She couldn't let him punch her brain out through her skull. She'd done that once. It was funnier when it happened to other people.'
Val might not let Darquesse kill Tanith, sure, but that doesn't mean Darquesse will listen.
The fight between then is one of my fav bits from death bringer
i somewhat like the jitter girls, id like them to make another apperance
That fight was AWESOME.
But the eyeball? *shivers* That made me cringe when I read it.
But the scariest part, I think, was when they fought the Jitter Girls. I mean, yeah, Vile and Darquesse are freaking scary, but you'd expect that. But the Jitter Girls? That's just not right. My mom tells me to be quiet the second I mention them.
ive seen i fan pic of he jitter girls on google, their cute!
I bet I wouldn't think they're cute. I'm terrified of little kids. They just make it worse.
I find that odd too the bit when Darquesse was with the Jitter Girls and after the fight she just sort of fades out, Skul kinda just talks Val out, it's wierd. But agreed Jitter Girls scariest bit of the book.
i like lil kids!
Never underestimate your enemy, no matter how ridiculous their beard is.
lol,
I actually laugh aloud when I read SP that one I was nearly in tears.
True.
Hey Derek? A lot of people I know think there's something wrong with me, because I laugh when Darquesse kills people. And then I say that I only like this kind of stuff because of your books. Then they say that something's wrong with you, too.
i think Sp is hilarious, where do you think he is at the end of death bringer?
You're both insane. He's admitted it, you've admitted it. It's true.
Hi Robin!!!! *hugs* CONGRATS I only heard yesterday!!!
At the end of Death Bringer, I think he might be storing something away for good... *hint hint: It's something to do with Necromancy and the twist...*
ur right, like the idea!
SHADOW *supermassive hug*
hi shadow
Well, I'm gonna stop commenting for a little bit, because I'm reading Mortal Coil again.
oh guys theories about the kind of darquesse vision, end of the world thing?
Actually, I need to point out one more thing. I miss Kenspeckle...
Hang on - BRB - having tea!!! Don't go ANYWHERE!
kk,
my theory *listening to on the floor*
well... i think she will turn when some 1 tries to attack alice and her parent sees, then later on she destroyes dublin
Agreed Val, I was devastated when he died. I loved him, he was cool. Derek you can't kill Tanith you already killed Kenspeckle - I'm still recovering!
same
Interesting theory Chloe.
The most common one is that the reflection becomes Darquesse and has a mental flip out. Oh and Derek if you write this I will hunt you.
thnx,
i heard of the reflection 1
Gosh I'm threatening Derek a lot today..
i would but im not the threatening type.....
Yeah it's everywhere, a false trail I think. I hope anyway. It's gotta be cooler than that or (insert another various threat to Derek)
i think something will happen with the reflection though, like it gets emotions as val takes here anger out on it all the time
There is definitely something there, it's... peculiar.
i know, somein better happen like that (threatens derek 4 the first time)
I think the reflection's gonna develop magic and push Valkyrie through the mirror.
cool idea
then skul will come in time and save the day!
I like that idea Val :)
I heard that one too Val...
hi nicolette
soz, ill do slow comments as im reading skul fanfic
I've been suspecting that for a while now... And what about when Valkyrie and Fletcher were babysitting Alice? Valkyrie touched that mirror. I know it. The instant she pointed it out that the reflection might be able to change its memories, I've thought that has to be it. Maybe it's the revenge for being shot.
Oh Hi! ... I don't think I have talked to you before Chloe ... but I look at the blogs alot :) I normaly talk with people on xat but it never really works for me anymore ...
I wonder what it would be like to be trapped in a mirror ...
It's not been right since it's been shot...
SHADOW!!
Hi Robin!!!! again...
I'd hate being trapped in the mirror. It's be boring. And really scary. I read a book - I had to read it for a competition, and that's how I was actually introduced to Skulduggery in the first place - called the Candy Shop War, and some crazy lady named Mrs. White shoved a fifth grader through a mirror and wouldn't let him out.
Sounds... quite creepy actually
Yeah... Although when the person came to look at them selves you could wear an ugly mask!
That is.....an unsettling theory
It was. A guy hands one of the other fifth graders a bow and arrow and tells her to shoot a bubble because it's how Mrs White watches them, which is creepy enough as it is, so the girl shoots it and blood hits the ground. As it turns out, the bubble was LITERALLY her eyeball. So the rest of the time the lady only has one eye.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I wrote a story when I was about eleven about a reflection that got out of the mirror and ruined the real persons life. Just complete and utter ruin... I was a cheerful eleven year old *slightly worried expression*
hmm again Val, delightful story *disgust*
Hey - if we read SP we're all 'cheerful' in our own special way...
Robin- That sounds fun. I probably would've done that when I was eleven, but that's because I read Skulduggery right after my eleventh birthday. I am now twelve. So it wouldn't be very odd.
Hello?
I won't be here for long, if at all.
g2g, talk 2 moz, gotta wrap lil presies 4 my schwl friends (soz didnt get u lot anything, id have 2 have ur adress and mail them out and.... ) *gives each a blog prensent* (interpret them as u choose)
Hi guys! *hugs*
How are you?
Hey! There are people! That's a good start!
SPARKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sure you've been avoiding me!
Hey, if you think that was creepy, you haven't known me on here long enough. Have you people seen the pictures of things I have? Go to
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/
and look at the three most recent posts. They're basically just photos. But that's the kind of stuff I do with my friends.
SPARKY! I finished fixing my coat.
Fun, might not be quite the right sentiment. Yeah I started reading SP when I was eleven too then I got my brother to read it he was nine and then all his friends and their siblings read it. Derek I think you should thank me A LOT of people read SP cuz of me.
Hi Lilie and Sparky *hugs*
I'll brb.
Hey Shadow!
I doubt it's that, I think that I'm just not awake at the right times.
Val V-
*glomps, noogies and hugs*
How are ya, pal?
You are insane, aren't you Val?
Guys, I have just done a new post on my blog... Please read!
How are you guys?
What on earth is 'glomps'
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