...it has just been pointed out that maybe the important post, the COMPETITION post, may be slightly overlooked because it is no longer the "new" post. So I'm just posting again to make sure that you read the one below the one below this.
Oh dear God I've just overcomplicated a simple situation, haven't I?
Anyway, READ ALL BLOG ENTRIES, DAMMIT!
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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Val V should be back soon...
I need to get used to my new profile pic, but I may end up changing it back anyway...
Sparky, you watch Vitorious? My dad walked in while my sisters were watching it (I happened to be watching it as well, because I wanted to sit on the chair in the living room) and he saw Jade use scissors to cut apart a sunflower, then turned to me and said, "Bella, how come there's basically another you on the TV?"
Yes...
Well you live in Victoria that's to be expected.
*laughing*
I LIKE THE SONGS!!!!
And the person who Hayley is based on loves it to...
And we both think that everything Jade says is a RIOT. She's some damn funny.
'Oh! So you get to have lunch with your new girlfriend and your used girlfriend!'
I think I just shrugged at him and said, "Well, she's probably copying me. I'm cooler anyway." And a different time, he came in when my sisters were showing me the video for the "Jar of Hearts" song or whatever, and he said, "Bella, is she singing about you on there?"
I would definitely say that you're more like Jade than Sam.
*realises that knowing who Sam is might be accusing as to whether I watch the show or not*
I mean, Sam's the blond one, right?
Once again:
LEON THOMAS THE THIRD ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not one for those kinds of tv shows....
for some reason I always end up watching murder shows. Does that seem suspicious?
I don't like him. He's kind of annoying. I mean, he just starts singing randomly and it's kind of annoying. I don't like the main girl either. Whats her name? Tori. She has, as the Red Queen would say, "A pimple for a head".
No...
*sidles away from Izz8
I could swear I just heard thunder....
Yes... Tori sucks...
But don't bag on Leon Thomas the Third.
I would watch murder shows if I had cable on more than two or three days of the week. I only have it at my dad's, so I have to share it with my siblings...
Val V, does that mean you have to choose between cable and the Internet?
Internet every time.
Don't worry sparky. I would never intentionally hurt you.
intentionally..
*walks away from Izz*
Val V did you read the e-mail I wanted you to read last night?
hey anyone here
Yes.
Do worry Sparky, I would always intentionally hurt you. *grins mischeivously*
*picks up Izz and puts her right in front of Val V and runs in the other direction looking behind and eventually runs into a wall*
Ow...
Yeah, Sparky, I got your email. And I think I even read it.
Wow. That is such an honour.
*laughs at Sparky* I wanted you to run into a wall, you know. That was my intentional thoughts getting into your head.
You wish.
You'd better be honoured. My attention is a very valuable thing.
Don't worry Sparky. I know where to get a gun but it takes me like six hours to get to sydney, so you'll have a good head start (unless I kill you online, but I'm not sure my abilities reach that far)
Really?
I never knew.
(DAMN WE NEED A SARCASM FONT.)
*is slightly worried about Izz*
You are NOT finding out what suburb I live in.
No way.
We do need a sarcasm font... Let's think of one.
And you sure as hell are right my attention's valuable. Don't you doubt it.
Just put the words between ^these^ and you'll have mastered the lowest form of humour
I trust me, I don't.
(I need that font again...)
*grins*
That works for sarcasm, I suppose.
Okay...
It is as the saying goes: "sarcasm is the lowest form of humour; but the highest form of wit"
*walks over to Sparky in a threatening manner*
^I'm so not going to hurt you.^
(does that seem to work?)
I'd agree with that. Sarcasm isn't supposed to be funny, it's supposed a great comeback.
^Yeah! It worked great!^
I love this.
(the threatening that is)
Look!
I found a sarcastic face! :-7
In Mortal Coil, Valkyrie turns to China and says, "They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit." And China responds with, "Well, they obviously haven't met me."
I'm confused now...
How does everyone like my new profile pic?
really? well blame derek for being uninformed
I've just realised that, thanks to the blog, my typing is miles faster...
*batters Izz*
NEVER blame the Golden God for ANYTHING.
No. Because Derek's epic, unlike China. So she's wrong.
Actually, isn't Val in the wrong?
I mean, she's the one who said the incorrect saying.
*dodges Val V's punch*
I can understand you saw this fight coming, Sparky. *uses ring to throw Sparky into the wall*
Ok. I've looked it up and it seems to go both ways. so I guess it depends on who is looking at it
what you guys talking about
Please don't kill each other (I'll have no one to talk to-or kill)
*punches ground, throwing Val V off her feet*
Hayley? Help would be appreciated.
*Hayley arrives and shoots at Val V, distracting her while I walk up behind her and shock her*
*grins*
I'm actually grinning...
what about me
Should I change the song?
Nah.
I'm singing
I've listened to this song 59 times.
I bought it two days ago.
i feel regected
what song ? sparky
Which is more times than any other song I have.
*noogies Amelie*
I noticed you happy?
*steps out from the shadows* You fell for the same tick the Torment did, Sparky and friend. That's my reflection. *runs over to Sparky, jumps into the air, and kicks Sparky and Hayley onto the ground*
I mentioned the song further up the page.
I left my ipod at a friends house once and after two days she had played two songs 50 times...
Hayley. Please do what you do.
H: KK. *runs up wall onto ceiling and starts shooting from there*
S: *gets out Makhaira and swipes at Val V*
yes i am happy does anyone here like one direction
I gtg. My mum needs me to make soup to save the world!!
*crosses arms over head, my coat sleeves absorbing the impact from the bullets* *uses a shadow to stab a hole through the hand Sparky uses for her sword* *catches Sparky's sword as she drops it, then starts using it against her*
Only their song What Makes You Beautiful.
S: *dodges shadows and sends stream of electricity to Val V's feet*
H: *drops onto Val V and kicks her behind her knees, making her fall*
S&H: *pins Val V to the ground and takes her ring off*
Heel girl.
someone answer my question please :(
*takes word back*
That hurt. Good thing is I can use this with BOTH hands.
*sword
Oops. I meant ^That hurt^.
well try having to listen to it at least twice a day and having it up nearly full bore i hate it
*reaches up one hand to push at the air, knocking both Hayley and Sparky off* *rolls and stands* *calls Caelan*
C: I love you.
V: I don't care. Do what I say and attack them.
C: And will you love me if I do.
V: I'll think about it. Now attack them.
V: Okay.
1st
hey hey if i could turn back time
Uh...
I think we should finish now.
I don't even remember what we're fighting about...
1st
Good for you Val V. Now please get you rabies-filled pet vampire off me.
Wow. I actually got first. *grins at Sparky*
oh well then
caelan get off sparky now *pulls caelan off sparky*
I think I'll keep the vampire-- *turns to Sparky* Did you just say my pet vampire? *walks over in a scary way* Did you just say that to me?
i didnt please get him off her
Yes.
Now get him OFF ME.
ill help you
Sparky can keep getting attacked, she sends him as a death threat at me all the time.
Grr...
Caelan, have you met my *gulp, pained expression* friend *coughs* Belarus? I think you'd make GREAT friends.
*calls Belarus*
*Belarus and Caelan get coffee*
*punches Sparky* *uses magic-binding handcuffs and puts one on her hand, and the other on Caelan's*
Too late buddy.
uses all telekinesis strength to move cealan
I GOT RID OF HIM PEOPLE.
*gets out another pair off cuffs and attaches Sparky's other hand to Belarus*
AHHHHHHHHHHH GETHEROFFGETHEROFFGETHEROFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
builds wall to keep him away
You got rid of Caelan, but then he remembered what I said and he came back, bringing Belarus with him.
*shows Sparky the keys to unlock the handcuffs and smiles* *throws them off a cliff*
*is so angry literally breaks cuffs off, grabs Val V and chucks her off the same cliff*
Rawr.
SKULDUGGERY!!!!!!!
*calls him as I'm falling, then he flies over and catches me* *grins at Sparky once I'm back at the top again*
*then picks up Caelan and Belarus and throws them off too*
*sees Skulduggery loading his gun*
I apologise, it was a misunderstanding.
You scream like a girl by the way.
A small one peeing her pants.
*dives out of the way of the anticipated shadows*
*growls at Sparky* I never screamed. I was merely calling for Skulduggery.
*looks over at Skulduggery* Now would be a good time to shoot that jerk, you know. It really would be.
Valkyrie, I apologise, but I will not shoot your friend. You'd probably regret it, anyway. I'd much rather shoot someone else. Like him. *shoots Caelan in the head*
*laughs nervously*
I'll be over there...
*points over cliff*
*runs at cliff, pulling phone out at the same time,calling Fletcher who teleports me right behind Val V*
*shocks Val V as Fletcher takes Skulduggery away*
People please!!!! Settle down! do any of you even remember why you were fighting in the first place?
SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!
She cuffed me to BELARUS.
That is an UNFORGIVABLE OFFENCE.
*shocks Val V into submission*
Yes, I do remember. Sparky insulted me. *grabs Sparky and throws her through a window* *grins with satisfaction at the fact that she's bleeding on the ground*
Grr...
*gets Makhaira out and Chops one of Val V's fingers off*
CHECK YOUR E-MAIL.
*pulls out leaf from Kenspeckle and chews it while sewing finger back on*
*sigh*
My first character Lyra Blue has just informed me that the entire site is built on C4.
And yes she has detonators installed.
And yes I do have the remote.
And yes I will blow you all up.
SO STOP FIGHTING!
I think we just did.
My work here is done
Yes, we did, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop bothering Sparky.
*leans against the wall and slides down to a sitting postion* *crosses arms*
Yup.
I copying and pasting half of the conversations...
This is strange...
Cause story is from my point of view and the other is me trying to do it from a friend's...
IF I WIN I'D BETTER AS HELL WIN WITH SPARKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder how long you can keep that up for...
wait, are you pretending there's a chair or just sitting with your back against the wall (ha The Wall)
TEN MORE DAYS UNTIL THE COMP CLOSES!!!!!!!!
AGH! My innards keep flipping in anticipation...
The comp hasn't even been on for a week yet!
I'm not going to say that I'd better win, because some of the other entrants are AMAZING.
But if I do, I WANT TO WIN WITH SPARKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*contines to be silent in the corner*
I like pretending there's a chair when there isn't...
hi
Derek, hear my plea, do not be so cruel as to make me win with the character who is based on someone who hasn't even read the series.
*lies on ground and groans*
Christine!! *hugs*
10 days till the comp closes... well 9 for me... im scared....
*sees Val V's feet and sits next to her, with a copy of Death Bringer*
Read with me?
*in order to remain silent, uses sign language to say this to Sparky D-O-N-T-B-E-A-W-I-M-P*
cant stay long
*ignores Sparky* *pushes her over*
*gets up*
Fine.
*grips Val V's hair, pulls her up*
You are a baby.
*drops Val V again*
*wipes hands and walks away*
What did I say before? (about C4)
*sits back down, acting as if Sparky isn't there* *pulls out own copy of Death Bringer, and continues from page 520*
Hi Christine! Do you like my new profile pic?
*sighs*
Val V? I'm sorry. I apologise for blaming it on you. Sulking isn't a good look on you. Happy is. So, why don't you, me and China Pleasant get together and have a picnic?
*continues sulking*
It reminds me of that cartoon strip with the little boy and his toy tiger
Hmm...
Join our picnic Ms Pleasant?
I don't think she's figured it out yet... Ms Pleasant, I ask you once again to come and join our picnic.
Fine. China *cough AMANDA cough* Pleasant please join our picnic.
Ms Pleasant? Your comment was published? That's good.
Yes MRS CHINA PLEASANT.
You are crazy MRS CHINA PLEASANT WHO LOVES AND IS MARRIED TO SKULDUGGERY.
Snozcombers and Dipperonies. Lame, boring and dull. *yawns* I expected more from you China Pleasant.
I must say Val V, you are behaving like a classic buttmunch.
If you looked up the word snozcumber in the dictionary it's definition would be- Val V sulking.
Not to mention your dangerously high levels of dipperonie.
It is that in fact.
Calvin and Hobbes.
It's them.
yay! I loved Calvin and Hobbes!
Do you want a scarf?
Scarves fix everything. I'm still wearing the off-white one.
It's because every time I think of the scarf thing I'm sitting under my Hetalia poster with Russia looking at me.
Wearing his off-white scarf.
He is adorable.
i have to go BYE!
Bye Christine.
Sparky, I looked up snozcumber AND dipperonie in my dictionary but I didn't find anything!!
Are you making up words again?
*throws a rock at Sparky* *on the rock there's a piece of paper that says 'I'm using the ultimate punishment: I'm sulking you to death'*
*throws the scarf on her head*
You need to lighten up, Y'know that?
*glares and stands up* Fine, I give up. I haate sulking. It's really boring.
*looks up hetalia and russia*
Ooooooohhhhhhh!
*faints*
Great!
Keep the scarf.
*takes off coat and sighs* There's a hole in the sleeve, and I have to fix it before it gets worse...
???
Izz???
Oh yeah, my death stare...
I don't want Russia's scarf. *clicks fingers and sets fire to it* *is pleased with Sparky's expression*
You burnt the scarf.
Good thing it wasn't one of my good ones then!
*takes off-white one out of Val V's reach*
*moans on ground*
Chill out Izz.
You'll be okay.
*walks over to Sparky's Hetalia poster silently and sets fire to it*
Val, have you even SEEN those beautiful manga drawings?
*shrieks*
PUT IT OUT NOW, oh no, it went out by itself...
And It only burnt Frances face...
Still not happy, but it could be worse.
http://kawaiipandah.deviantart.com/art/Hetalia-Dress-Up-Game-162932051
*frowns in displeasure tha only France was ruined* *sets fire to everyone else on it, with Russia first*
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*giggles quietly*
oh and before I forget Val!
My name's Izabella too! (but with a z)
and everyone calls me Izzy (or something to that effect; like Izz)
I laughing.
*is laughing incredibly hard*
*cannot stop laughing*
*pulls serious face*
I sincerly hope you're not laughing at me.
I'm laughing at Val V.
*crying with laughter*
Speaking of which, where did she go?
It was the posters reflection.
*continues with serious face plus superior tone of voice*
That's lucky for you.
I shall now depart for dinner. When I return I trust you will have composed yourself
Bye Izz.
I feel suspiciously alone now...
You have the same(ish) name? Cool. The other day, my gym teacher said, "Izzy V, you go over there." I was kind of stunned when he called me that, though, because my mum always corrects people and says, "Her name's not Izabella, it's Isabella." And yet the gym techer called me Izzy. It was kind of weird.
BRB.
Well, my comment was late, but I suppose that's what happens when I've been sitting on the other side of the bedroom, sewing my sleeve. *looks at needle* *begins talking to it* Oh, how I wish I could use you to severely injure someone...
...
I'm back...
But I think someone went crazy while I was gone...
Hello?
Val V?
*waves hands in front of her face*
VALKYRIE V. CAIN!
Valkyrie Votolato?
Hello?
You there?
FOR GOD'S SAKE, SPARKY, I'M BUSY FIXING SOMETHING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM!!! I CAN'T SEE THE BLOODY COMPUTER FROM THERE!!!
Can't you sit at the computer and do that at the same time?
No, Sparky, I can't, okay? Just be patient. I need to get this fixed, and it's stressing me out because I keep getting stabbed by the needle. I don't need anymore freaking cuts on me. I have more than I can count already. I'll be done in a few minutes. So just hold on.
Well...
Bye...
I need to go for the night now, so see you tomorrow.
awwww I just got back.
Bye Sparky!
Val you should get some gloves made out of the protective clothing so you don't stab your hand.
*cloth
I'm back now, and Sparky's gone... That sucks.
Oh well, Sparky needs a life anyway.
And Izz, this particular coat happens to be black and three-quarter length, and I usually wear it with black jeans and black boots... It makes me look exceptionally like Valkyrie.
It's like in my profile picture. It's awesome. And now there's no hole in the elbow.
Nice!
I just recently bought a full length black coat from ebay. It's a jigsaw and I only paid $77.
I can't wait to get it!
Also I'm partial to dressing up like a ninja and scaring members of my family.
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