...it has just been pointed out that maybe the important post, the COMPETITION post, may be slightly overlooked because it is no longer the "new" post. So I'm just posting again to make sure that you read the one below the one below this.
Oh dear God I've just overcomplicated a simple situation, haven't I?
Anyway, READ ALL BLOG ENTRIES, DAMMIT!
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«Oldest ‹Older 2801 – 3000 of 4812 Newer› Newest»Also happy birthday to meeeee!
I'm 17!
Woo!
Exactly what I was aiming for german from ww2 cos he is a drunkish veteran...
I love this characters cos there all different..
And I got in trouble in school when i started this in a copy cos I added a few curses and brutal killing
KAAAAAAL!!! *high-fives*
HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY OCTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy b- day!! Yay!
*conjures b-day cake*
It's ok Kal. you're here now! :D
I wish Robin was here... :(
Birthday cake?
BIRTHDAY TURNIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
*turnips fall from the sky*
*burns turnips*
I'm writing two fanfics at the moment, the reason being that they are now literally them same story, from two different characters point of view!
Hayley Skirmish's and Sparky Braginski's!
This iTouch is so slow!
Awww! Cake and balloons! For me?
*hugs everyone*
Turnips too!
Yay! Virtual party.
BIRTHDAY TURNIPS!
What an honour!
Octa likes the turnips.
*sticks tongue out at Flame*
Omg!! Christmas day wedding!!!
And guess what? I got blog engaged last week!!!
A birthday and wedding in a week! Best week ever!
*Pokes sparky*
Yay!!!!
Congrats flame!
Such an eventful week!
Octa did you get presents???
I will in the morning! Only been 17 for 12 minutes :P
Yep *nods like a lunatic*
I love that word
Ha lunatic
Any Aussies here?
When will you be getting married what time?
Who's invited?
Not that I know of ( as in right now)
Plenty that come on at other times though
Me? Dec 25th at 5 pm UK time. Or was it 7 pm? Everyone is invited!
Did anyone take part in the secret Santa?
No, I meant is anyone that I am talking to now Aussie?
Does anyone want to read my fanfics so far?
And Dan is Australian too!
Me! I am!
Haven't written my story yet. Been so busy!
Robin Snowscar...
Ha I remember when I purposed it was weird and slightly embarassing
I might be able to get to the wedding!
I haven't written mine either..
Who you writing for?
I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a secret! Shhhhh! :P
Fooey. I'll be at a Christmas party on that day. But if I get my hands on my dad's iPhone I might be at the wedding. :/
hai! *hugs*
Also *yawns*
really tired.
May take a short nap.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON????????
Lego! Hey! *hugs back*
Ha
Lego!!! *jumps on her with an over inthusiastic hug*
Nice to see you again..
Kal where is it?
hi octa! don't usually see you this late, are you on fancy phone thing?
@ sparky we are talking about octas birthday, kal and octas wedding, and whatever else
Hi lego!
*still mildly confused*
I was gonna dedicate it to everything...
Oh yeah
@ Lego yes Pyro kindly let me borrow his iTouch for the night as it is my birthday :)
STUFF IT.
*sits in corner writing and growls at anyone who comes to close*
*jaw drops*
OH MY GOLDEN GOD, THERE ARE PEOPLE ON THE BLOG?
*explodes*
Hey thailia!!
Hi Thalia!
*is laughing maniacally* Yes... Fear me, helpless little toy, fear me...
*hugs everyone*
I LOVE YOU ALL! BLOGLAND HAS NOT DIED!
Also, happy birthday Octa!
THALIA!!!
There are indeed!
I'm here because it is my birthday and xat doesn't work on Pyro's iTouch.
And also I forget what else I was going to say!
VAL V!!!
*dives away from wall onto Val V*
HI BUDDY!!!!!!
Hi Val V!
Oh I remember now!
I forgot how wonderful chatting on Dereks is!
Hey Val V!
Someone needs to check their e-mail.
Hey val *hugs*
*jumpson both of them from behind*
Pile on!!!
And also please don't tell me youre killing poor harmless, HELPLESS litle toys
Hi Val V!
ghaa, sorry, I keep forgetting about this page.
*hugs thalia* HAIII!
9.5?
9.5?
*outraged*
Move it to a 10 or I'll dive on you.
Hiya Lego!
*hugs*
*holds up scissors* I am dissecting helpless objects, if you cannot see. *gestures to body parts on the floor, and sees everyone's skeptical expression* *turns slightly serious* I'm not kidding. In real life, right now, I'm cutting out the eyes of a stuffed animal bunny. *drops eye and curses*
Who needs to check their email?
They know who they are.
*shifts eyes*
So many people! It feels homey. :3
10.
*point at Octa*
I just realized something! You have the same birthday as my pal Ariah! It's not your birthdays yet in America, but it is in England!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARIAH AND OCTA!
and sparky, you'll be fine. :)
hi val! and other people maybe!
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and meeeee!
N is for anytime and anywhere and anyplace
Here in the deep blue seaaaa!
That song has been stuck in my head for three days now.
Kimberly - indeed! I wish there were this many people on all the time. It's so nice and fun :D
*looks at Sparky out of the corner of my eye* And what if I don't check my email, hm? Then what? *tears the bunny's head off*
Ok..
I was right val!!!
NOT THE BUNNY!
The e-mail's about me bashing a friend...
Aww...bye for now, Kal!
*hugs*
Come back soon!
Val stop hurting them
Awww. *hugs Kal*
See you soon!
@ Thalia
Tis also the birthday of Ven's sister Flo and Isabella's friend (Emma? Perhaps)
I too must leave but for good....
School 2moro..
Stupid school
I actually introduced Val V to someone as a
'Nice but strange person who pretends that sasquatches are eating her arms and kills her siblings stuffed toys.'
Night Phoenix!
*hugs*
Octa - such a popular day for birthdays! Happy birthday everyone!
Bye Flame!
Bye Phoenix!
Doo-do-do.
Indeed! Happy birthday everyone!
MY DAD IS HOME WITH FOOD! HALLELUJAH!
Are the angels singing Thalia?
*looks at Sparky's description of me and arches an eyebrow* Nice? Since when am I nice?
IT'S MY SISTER JAIDA'S TENTH BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!! :D (December 20th is)
YAAAAAAY! FOOOOD!
I cannot get sick of this song.
Where'd Val V go?
Mine! Mine I say!
1st
Who's going to get first?
1st?
also, first night of hanukah things and my brothhherrrr is here. GHAA THIS DAY IS YAYYY.
I'm enjoying the last few days before I need to take out invisaline before each meal.
Val V - Happy birthday to your sister!
Phoenix rose from the dead! 0.0
Congrats Phoenix!
Lego - that does sound like a yay day :D
Oh yay Lego!
How was first night of Chanukah?
I lost so badly at dreidel
Brb
I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!
And I just missed my favourite bit...
Eh, I've set it to repeat.
Me!!!
I dedicate this page to Octa and Kal, Lego and Geneisis, Myself And Ms. Snowscar.
All the b- days,
To Sparky, Val, Kim, Thalia
Everyone else!!
And of course DEREK, without whom this blog would not exist!!!
Thalia, Jaida said you're awesome for saying Happy Birthday :)
Happy Birthday to E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E!!!!!!
@octa- it was good. :) We went to this wonderful Israeli woman's house, who is obsessive about having giant parties and making us eat a scary amount of food. I didn't get any present things, because my parents are terribly forgetful, but brother and chocolate, so yay!
Back!
Phoenix - Yay! Such an awesome dedication.
Val V - Woot! I'm awesome!
Night!!
Who wants to see a picture of me and my demented hybrid animal thingies that I dissected?
If you show a picture of a vivisected (yes, stuffed animals are living creatures) bunny I might just faint.
Sound fun Lego! Remember there is never too much food.
Didn't get presents either but the family is getting together second night as it is my birthday so double presents YAY!
Val V - ....yes.
I DO!!!
Kimberly, I would laugh very hard if you fainted, so I'm going to convince Carissa - my other sister - to let me use her phone to take a photo and post it on my blog >:D
Hmmm do I want to see the ruined remains of stuffed animals at one in the morning?
Or do I want to go to sleep?
I think I choose sleep. Or at least a nap.
Bye all! For now!
@octa- ooh, yay! it was good, mostly because my brother was there, and is not only amazing, but much better at social situations than me. So we like..talked to people. :)
Aw, bye Octa!
And you're a twisted, evil freak Val V. I recpect that but still.
G'night Octa!
*hugs*
bye octa! and val, you're a bit frightening.
Wooo! Talking to people is just the best!
My other friends are so hilarious.
Also I find it amusing that I think of you as my friends and my real life friends as other friends.
Hehe,
Night again!
Kimberly, you described me the way Skulduggery describes Nye... Although, I see your reasoning...
Now, to take that photo. Brb.
ooh, yes, my other friends are lovely as well. They tolerate my nerdiness and glitter obsession and let me wear their animal hats, so that's all good.
I g2g now. Bye all!
*hugs*
Aw, bye Thalia!
That comment just made my very early morning. I'm so using that in a story or Facebook status or something. Brilliant Lego.
Now night! I really am going this time. Probably.
Bye Thalia!
aw, thank you. glad to increase your general happiness, and GO TO BED YOU SILLY BOY. or not. but sleep is good and sane ect.
Good night Octa! Maybe.
A fire?!
Takes out marshmallows, chocolate, and grahm crackers. S'mores Time!
*graham crackers.
Silly me.
So tired... But you have smores!
S'mores for everyone!
Of course I did! The smores were an added bonus.
There is a bird singing outside my window. Silly bird. Dawn isn't for three hours!
*cuddles with Kal and gets some smores on my nose*
I disappeared... Because I had to watch my sister open her presents. I'm now VERY jealous, because she got $50, an iPod Touch, and a bunch of other stuff, including a block of cheese. But I'm mainly jealous about the money and iPod. SHE'S TEN YEARS OLD AND HAS $50 AND AND IPOD TOUCH. THAT IS NOT FAIR.
Damned internet turns on when I've got five more minutes alone.
I really do need to get a few hours of sleep. *hugs Kal*
I love you!
Now good night!
Be on tomorrow!
Val V. your sister is lucky.
Damn, I want a block of cheese.
Good night Octa! Again.
Oh! There is mistletoe!
*gives Kal a kiss*
Night my love!
And it's dies again.
*sees Kal and Octa kissing*
Naw...
Eurgh. you guys irk me.
i had a feeling that you guys needed a depressive presence. i was right.
i think ill sulk here. in the corner. "doing my Homework". totally.
*noogies Cat*
Cheer up!
Do you want a s'more Cat? I added a sprinkle of happiness.
Eurgh. hugging. and kissing?? eurgh. humbug. bah.
happy yule. yay.
BYE!!!
happiness? are you sure happiness wont hurt me? it would be a rude drag out of my depressed state.
i spent the last few hours looking under my ribcage and punching people. not enough people, obviously.
have you ever watched yourself breathe? have you ever listened to it? depressing.
BYe Sparks.
i was talking to Marvin(hitchhiket's guide) and HE commited suicide.
PURDY PICTUR!!! this goes on my wall.
I POSTED IT! I DID! The photo of me with my demented hybrid things. It's at:
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/
And if you don't follow the blog, PLEASE DO!
Bye Sparky!
And Cat, if you won't take a s'more spiked with happiness will you take a normal one?
@Val V
Those poor animals...But boy would they make a hell of a Christmas present.
what is this one spiked with?
maybe i should sulk somewhere else.
ok. my scar opened up again. lovely. blood. mmm.
what? all that is under my ribcage is lungs. and blood. lots of blood.
That s'more has absolutely nothing else in it except marshmallow-chocolatey goodness.
mm. ok. and bloooood. lots of blood.
My animals arer sometimes given out as gifts. Like when Amanda and I don't have time to buy something for someone. Our friends Signy and Lizzy (who, at the party, were Polar Bear Girl and the blonde one) got stuffed animals with half a panda body and half a pig body. It was funny.
Half panda, half pig. I swear to God that was on iCarly.
Um, not that I watch it. Psh...cause that would be...Well, I don't watch it on a regular basis...
That was not on iCarly (not that I watch it either, but I have two little sisters) that was half pig and half something else. Not panda. Besides, the panda head a very disturbing face sewn on the back. It made Signy scream when she saw it.
Not to mention what happened when I got my gift from Amanda... *shivers and sees it on the floor* *kicks it away*
Yay! Thanks Kal! *hugs* I read the part about you in Death Bringer... Have you got your stuff from Derek yet? I haven't and I get disappointed whenever the mail comes and its not there :'(
*sighs* It's so quiet now...
I've been sitting here for almost an hour :(
Okay, now it's been more than an hour and it's ridiculous.
I posted again... And this one has lots of pictures :D
LOOK AT THE BLOG, THEN FOLLOW IT! PLEASE!
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/
ALSO FOLLOW:
http://isabellasfanfic.blogspot.com/
for random stories and Skulduggery fan fictions!
*crosses arms and sulks* Fine, I'll just read Death Bringer again while I wait for someone to come on. *pulls out Death Bringer*
*is reading, then frowns* *reads aloud* '...the only sound was the soft splatter of blood on walls.' Yeah, um, okay, that's not creepy at all...
That is kind of sad.... you sitting there reading aloud to no one.
Don't make me cry!
Izz?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Hello!
SPARKY!
Yay!!!!!
I just won on a scratchie!
Hey Sparky and Izz! Go to my blog, and look at the two or three most recent posts! And follow!
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/
And if you'll excuse me, I have some of my sister's birthday cake to eat, so brb!
I was SO half pig half panda on iCarly.
Not that I watch that either...
Okay, so I pressed the wrong button on the remote and then it sorta, got lost behind the sofa, and the fox box was at the other end of the room and... Well...
Though I do watch Victorious...
Twice!
What did you win?
I'm celebrating with bubbly (chocolate of course)
I love christmas time.
I won $8 and $2
So I'm $10 richer!!
I JUST CHANGED MY PROFILE PIC!!!!
LOOKY!!!!
YAY!
What on earth has that tiger been eating?
Don't tell me it's been into the hazelnut ice cream?!
No... Tuna. And Salmon. And... Pizza...
CALVIN AND HOBBES!!!!
Best comics EVER.
I've never read them!
they must be good though.
You like the evil turnip?
Yes.
Yes I do.
The turnips were my idea, so, yeah. I like it.
I think it's slightly mental...
What the turnips?
I was just think gin about Lilie's random thing being 'BUBBLES' and my friend Frog's being 'CHEESE' so I thought I needed one.
Turnips is random and a good insult.
Yeah you're right.
btw in your earlier comments you talked about a song you were enjoying. What song was it?
Like:
'SHUT UP TURNIP HEAD!!!!'
and:
'You are such a turnip.'
It confuses people and offends them.
...
It's from Victorious and it's called
'Give It Up.'
If you watch the TV show it's the one that Cat and Jade sing in 'Freak the Freak Out'...
Speaking of which...
LEON THOMAS III IS EPIC!!!!
I don't think I've heard it....
I'll look it up on youtube!
Have you ever been to the Chifley Tower?
No, where is it?
Sydney...
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