...it has just been pointed out that maybe the important post, the COMPETITION post, may be slightly overlooked because it is no longer the "new" post. So I'm just posting again to make sure that you read the one below the one below this.
Oh dear God I've just overcomplicated a simple situation, haven't I?
Anyway, READ ALL BLOG ENTRIES, DAMMIT!
Posts
About Derek
- Derek Landy
- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
4,812 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 1801 – 2000 of 4812 Newer› Newest»lol!
It's to hot for me to be Hyper!
Bye IzzFizz!
Hi Robin, bye Izz, sorry I'm a little behind just finished my latest blogentry - that's for you Robin...
@Lilie, it's too cold and early over here for me to be hyper :(
I know I just read it and commented MORE HYPER *starts to skip around and sing* Where's a vampire when you need one?...
What countries are we people from?
What time is it by you?
It's 11:43 pm heir
9:40 AM
'Sworn Tournament hmm interesting' Ha ha ha ha ha! I should've called it the Swornament, that would have been funny but I wouldn't have done it - too cheesy! So, what you think of Jon's past?
Ireland - 9.40 am but I didn't sleep well . . .
Woops,11:45am :)
Same time as Robin - yeah, baby! I live in England!!!!!! Small country - big attitude, I have that on a T shirt...
Yes, I'm going to love how this turns out. No killing my Sworn though Shadow or I will hunt you...
Jonah same time but I'm in England :D
I live in South Africa!
Shadow lives in same country as me *sings*
Woah. Really?
I kinda feel sorry for Jon but him and Clare just go together and the killing. Maybe it will but only in your mind - seriously I've got the plans with me at the computer! It gets a little confusing...
I have never met another person from SA on heir
BRB!
kk
Mhmm make your plans child but like I said, no killing, none, got it? Especially No Sworn killing other Sworn kay? There are rules. That is the biggest. The hugest. The most massive, no friendly fire. Thou shalt not kill one of thou own? By all means fighting and almost killing go for it, no actual deaths.
No Lilie it is rather odd (this is a good thing) were you born there?
@ Robin: Where you asking me Really?
I gtg guys. Will talk later.
Bye Jonah, and yes Lilie I was earlier..
Bye Jonah! *hugs*
I relay am from South Africa!
That. Is. Awesome. Were you born there?
Have you ever met some one else from South Africa on heir?
No, only you.
I was born heir.
Thought as much
Awesome, is English your first language?
Yip
Km guys I'm back. @Robin What you don't understand is that Clare is injected with Fermido, which shows you what you fear most... If I tell you anymore I'll spoil it and the Sworn Tournament is basically fencing but for Sworns - damn it! You made me tell you...
No not really, I told you because it's just something that leads to something bigger...
What are you talking about?
Cool
Shadow, you are amazing.
Shadow's writing a story and is using my ideas too because I'm just that awesome.
I know I am... @Lilie, we're talking about Blood and Water which is my short story on my blog, here read it. http://bubblesforblood.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2011-12-02T09:05:00-08:00&max-results=7
That's where it starts at the bottom bu you'll have to read your way through, theere's quite a bit.
Awsome!
I Suck at writing stories!
I'm a pretty good poet though.
Sworns are cool! And so is Clare...
Poems are good but I prefer stories. I like rhyming poetry...
I admire poetry, mainly because I am awful at it. I like writing too but I'm not brilliant.
The Sworn are epic. EPIC, I say.
Okay quiet down... You don't need to shout! *shouts in Robin's ear*
*turns head slowly to Shadow*
*waves*
Not amused. *glares*
My friend and I went an hour and 10 minutes just rhyming!
This is one of my poems:http://lilie-emilysblog.blogspot.com/2011_07_01_archive.html
Ha ha Robin! I'll read your poem now...
That's good Lilie, I can't do poetry at all.
*mutters and glares*
I'm a follower. Sup Robin - you seem upset?
So Lilie. Do you like my story?
Nothing, I need to kill something. A daemon or vampire or something!
lol... Lilie? You still there?
Yip, sorry internet stopped working for a little while.
I know what you mean... My computer is crap!
hmmm story mode time me thinks... set the scene.
Not my laptop but the home computer, I love my laptop...
I love my lapi too:)
Your story is awesome so far! busy reading chapter 3
KK and thanks - I once wrote one that scared the **** outta my teacher - I didn't care, I hated her any way... * mumbles and starts to twitch and do manic evil laugh...*
Who's gonna play along, I'll do it by myself at least I'll get to kill something.
Oh Shadow that made me laugh.
Okay I will, I'm doing Chemistry so anythings better!
Play Along.
(All are standing in a cave looking out at the forest, the Sun is setting and the forest is coming alive)
We need to get out of here we'll never make it before nightfall but, we won't survive here the forest is too heavily packed with daemons of all sorts, they'll hunt us.
Finished!
It's awesome! don't stop!
Busy writing a story for fun, will put what I've done on now.
Course they'll hunt us, they want payback for hunting them...
* Looks sheepish *Well, that last Rayum daemon (humungous, bearlike black, big teeth daemon)wasn't friendly it's not my fault he chased us here, he's probably waiting out there still.
It's not our fault, I was hungry too. If he is still out there, we better go now, they don't like daylight.
Sorry! Our was meant to be your!
You're right of course, but where do we go? There are more of them and the forest is miles long how do we get out alive?
It's on my blog
(It's fine LOL)
I dunno, The trees? Or the river, that would mask our sent.
I g2g
Bye! *hugs*
bye *hugs*
Right Robin? You still there?
bye *hugs*
Not the trees. Trust me, the river might work but it won't work for all of them some of them sense your presence, your life force. We gotta go though night is almost here. To the river?
(yeees)
To the river. *starts sprinting*
*follows quickly* Do you have a weapon or you just using magic?
Got a bow and arrow made from woven steel. *shows and it's SHINY*
And magic.
Excellent, because we're gonna need it. (The two reach the river and begin to wade downstream. The sky is darkening and more daemons are awakening, they can hear the roars and snaps and low pitched growls.)
Hang on. *looks up* It looks like it's gonna rain. If we're still in the river than we'll probably drown!
Perfect. *groans* the trees it is. Are we climbing or braving the floor?
Climbing, that'll narrow down what can get us.
Yes but watch out for the Relraws (Birdlike, dark green in colour, claws like a raptor, sharp beak) They're nasty and really hard to see in this night. Come on *wades out of river*
*Follows and climbs nearest tree, helps up Robin*
Thanks, *mutters something about being an ORIGINAL Sworn* Hmmm *Looks out over tree tops* In three seconds I'm going to through a knife under your left arm, there is a small Relraw about 30ft behind you.
Makes sure it's under my arm not in it otherwise I swear I will let this Relraw eat you.
Fabulous you ready NOW *throws knife with blinding accuracy and Shadow holds perfectly still because she's a pro*
Is it dead? Can I turn round? Can we cook it and eat it? I'm starving!
Fine, I need my knife back anyway. *Skips across treetops and pulls knife out of Relraw.*
*Touches Relraw's neck and hears a crack. Pulls head off. Starts gutting it with sharpened shadows.* Hey, Robin. Can you star a fire? Just a small one. Raw meat's horrible!
No fire, here. *Pulls in energy from sword, appears in a small ball between , my hands* All Sworn have their own element that lives within their aura my dominant is fire. Chuck it on the sphere.
OK. *chucks meat on and here's sizzle* Smells good - but then again, if it's edible, I'll eat it!
It's done, *Chucks meat back to Shadow* eat up. I'm gonna play look out for a while.
OK. *tucks in* you want some, it's not that bad. *offers sickly green looking meat*
*turns up nose in disgust* I'm good, I think I'd rather starve actually.
Fine, starve. *looks alarmed suddenly* Robin. You've got something on your shoulder, and I don't think it's here for the Relraw. I'm a stranger here so 'll describe it - see if you know. It looks like a scorpion but with 5 tails. bout 10 eyes and it's dark blue, any idea?
They're in stories! They don't exist, well at least not anymore. *laughs* You're just trying to scare me, they're deadly poisonous. One sting you're dead. I think that we call them Kada, if that's what you mean.
No seriously, you've got one on your shoulder and it's arching it's back and spreading out it's tails. Would I know what they look like? I'm not from round here remember!
Ah yes, well erm could you do me a favour and not scream or anything because it's going to sting me and I have no idea what to do about it.
Hold still. *closes eyes and reaches out for shadows.* The shadows just bounce of its armor. *Reaches out finger and pokes Robin's shoulder.* Sorry. *Shoulder goes limp and throws off Kada which falls out of tree* Sorry Robin, I had to break your left shoulder to get it off. You are right handed right? *starts making sling*
Er, Shadow?
That hurt.
Sorry. *offers sling* the good thing about bone breaking is that it's always a clean cut so you'll get no infection. With your metabolism you should be healed in a few days...
Original Sworn, hours, if it is clean cut. Are you done eating? We need to get out, the Sworn need to be aware that Kadas are still out there. *sighs* So much for stories.
Yeah I'm done, let's go!
*Begins to jump across treetops*
*followers singing 'We're off to see the wizard' from the Wizard of Oz*
*laughs and joins in quietly* the wonderful wizard of Oz, I wish. Wait what is that? It looks like... a helicopter. *Stares at sky*
One of ours? *looks to*
It should'nt be, I said not to come out this far, but then they don't trust me very much Lightning might have sent them. Shall we wave?
No. Does Lightning trust you? Maybe they're here to do us in. I say run, well, jump.
Lightning's my sister. I agree I can't see her sending them out here, she knows I hate being looked after.
So... Jump?
Let's go *jumps* (helicopter nears closer)
*jumps from branch to branch away from helicopter*
(gun shots are fired) Maybe they aren't friendly *shouts to be heard over gunfire* (Men jump out of the helicopter and begin the chase)
*sharpens shadows and leaves them on branches and hears people cry out in pain as they hit them* let's go Robin. *jumps from tree*
*follows hits ground* Run, don't stop. (Hears shouts of more men who are still in pursuit.) GOSH don't they die?
I don't think so! *runs through trees still throwing shadows.* I can't use my bone breaking unless I touch them!
Shall we stop? We can take them.
Robin! Are you nuts? They have GUNS! GUNS ROBIN! If we face them we'll end up looking like Swiss cheese! *grabs Robin's arm and drags her along* RUN!
Maybe I am.... *runs* (The two are almost out of the forest (mainly because I have to leave we'll do a 'to be continued?))
KK
To be continued...
Why you gotta go?
Haha fabulous, Christmas shopping -.- not looking forward to it just too many people
Groups of people... *shivers* you don't know which one's the assassin...
Precisely, I have to go will be online tonight though.
bye, I gotta go now! *hugs*
*HUGS*
BTW - Derek your blog is surrounded by weirdos...!
Yes, Derek they are rather odd.
It was a terrible disappointment when I realised this Create-a-character competition was open to the people of Australia and New Zealand only. I was hoping to enter your next competition (if you had one) and as I'm from England, am unable to enter. Please have another competition soon with entrants from England!
It's going to annoy me, we are so close to the next page I want to get there.
RANDOM COMMENT ABOUT CHEESE
11
9
8
7 alpaca
4 llama
3
2
1st
Hha suppose that was cheating a little bit, I dedicate this page to Shadow9 because she is awesome and so is our story on the page before. To Our Golden God for just general awesomeness. Most of all to the Sworn. http://rsnowscar.blogspot.com/
Dear Derek, I have to do an assignment on my favourite writer during the holidays (teachers are evil!), anyway I need some information on what you chose for your GCSE's and what you studied at Collage or University, its for homework...so I'm not a creepy stalker...I think... I'm pretty sure I'm not...I think
Anyone here? And thanks Robin for thew dedication. You're awesome too! *hugs*
am i all alone? :-(
hi im here
r u serious?!
I'm here! I'm here!
good, how r u?
I'm dandy.
hahaha, how ironic, im listening to stand and deliver
I'M the dandy highway man ur too scared to mention
i spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing ur attention
...Interesting.
Wanna hear something weird? I'm reading the series from newest to oldest. It's fun.
soz, but g2g b on l8er
Ugh... I FEEL SO ALONE...
SOMEONE COME ON!
Hmmm... My story is 3,585 words long...
AWESOME!
Actually, no, there was a number mix up.
It's 3,858 words long. EVEN MORE AWESOME!
hi val ;)
Yay! Somebody!
Hi Azzy
hola.
wuu2?
Hmm? wuu2?
what u up 2?
Ah. I'm sitting. On a couch. With a laptop.
omg.
im doing the exact same :0
STALKER ALERT!
ahem
Well...
MAYBE YOU'RE STALKING ME!
hmmm.
i dont THINK i am...
am i?
*nods sadly* You are. I see you outside the window. Being payed by Caelan to stalk me.
urgh. why would i do that? i dont think i am. unless ur sofa is right next to mine, and there is a window seperating us...
*glances around* Maybe one of the sofas are invisible...
mine certainly isn't.
it must be yours. where did u get an invisible sofa?
*shrugs* That's classified information.
awwwwwwwwwwwww
fine, i wont tell u where i got the fish with laser eyes and the goat with no legs.
HA
You don't need to tell me. China's spies already told me.
oh really. where then?
Do you really want me to give out that information in public?
yes
yes i do
Too bad. China told me not to.
suuuuuurrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee she did
She did.
suuureeee i believe youuuu
brb in 20 min ;)
Hello!!
Any one on?
Maybe, maybe not *gives Lilie a mysterious look*
hi peeps
lol!
How are you val! *hugs*
Hi Chloe!! *hugs*
how r y'all *sanguine springs to mind*
Im good! u?
im grand,
Thats good, what you up to?
SOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!
writing in my new skulduggery fanfic book, u?
Listening to SP until my brother comes to drag me away.
And heir he is!
g2g, bye! *hugs*
Post a Comment