...it has just been pointed out that maybe the important post, the COMPETITION post, may be slightly overlooked because it is no longer the "new" post. So I'm just posting again to make sure that you read the one below the one below this.
Oh dear God I've just overcomplicated a simple situation, haven't I?
Anyway, READ ALL BLOG ENTRIES, DAMMIT!
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«Oldest ‹Older 1601 – 1800 of 4812 Newer› Newest»i just did it! shame you can't see my ausomeness :P
As long as I change the letter w to a bl
Damn, you guys are good.
This is another fun thing to do.
Mouth *olive juice* to a random person and see their reaction.
sorry my English teacher came through me there...
soz
Shiite this guy fainted!
they had a wwwhhhhhaaaattt look on them
Oh no.
Jay and I have to go now!
See you guys!!
Ah, I love that little joke.
Bye Izz and Jay! And hi Kallista!
and for good measure i added cupcakes to it and they started to back away
Bye Izz and Jay
I did to!
*sees army of zombies*
Here is when the SP bit comes in.
*sends twin streams of electricity at the zombies*
Wow... That comment was meant for ages ago...
But, the zombies remain.
Sparky, I'm baaaaaaaack....
Yay! Zombies!
*grabs Makhaira and slices zombies head off*
*steps on Scapegrace's head, crushing his skull* Hehe.
*rips Thrasher's head off and tosses it at Scapegrace*
BYE!!!
i got to go bye
I'm back!
hi people i'm back!missed me?of course u did
I've got to depart. Lates.
(>^.^)>DON'T TELL ME 'THE SKY'S THE LIMIT' WHEN THERE ARE FOOTPRINTS ON THE MOON!<(^.^<)
Bye Kim!
i'm sooo happy that derek picked n.z and auzz for the comp,its so cool!i hope i win hehe
PAAAASSSSSSTTTTTTAAAAAAAA!!!!!
I screamed that during an assembly at school on Friday. It was funny.
my SISTER
(is blubber)
My friend Starkid told me this morning that during a school assembly on Friday...
They were having a treasure hunt. And she stood up and yelled:
'QUICK, IS ANYONE HERE IN HUFFLEPUFF?'
And later asked a teacher if she could say an announcement in front of the entire school. She said:
'I have lost the game.'
i need a new book!!i'v read alllll of mine and my sisters books which is a lot of books.Do u guyes know any good books?
wow i used the word books a lot
Everytime I say something rude to Peren he says, "Ten points from Slythren."
That isn't how it works...
My favourite bit is when Draco can't kill Dumbledore and Snape says:
'COWARD! TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!!!!
New book? How about "Witch and Wizard"? I read that a while ago. I liked it.
SP? That's a good one.
i have ran out of conversation starters
i fell unwanted
Well... The zombies are still here...
i apollagise for crap spelling and saying things like i just did cause it takes ages for my laptop to load so i can't see commants that happen after my one until i go back to this page *takes a deep breath*
Not for long... *calls Ivy, who obliterates them all in an instant, then leaves again*
Great...
also i am strange *zombies enter her room and start attacking her clothes*see,strange!
Hey Sparky, when I went to Amanda's grandma's house, there were chickens hiding in the tops of the trees.
Really?
That's... Weird...
have you guys read the hunger games? they are really good(although not as good a sp)
No.
I tried, but someone ruined the ending for me.
hey,iv got chickens!4and 2 cats
I don't WANT to read the Hunger Games, because everyone does.
i wanna see the movie,it looks good
and its the holidays,yay
And I couldn't finish the first chapter.
i like cheese
Great...
I like potatoes. Your point is...?
AND I LIKE CEREAL!!!!!
ohhh,the mentilist is on tonight!
Val V, has your mum said anything yet?
I like chocolate milk.
It sounds like we're all quoting Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
i like trains
She hasn't said anything, no. It'll probably be sometime during the week, if anything.
I was quoting Fosters.
And Valrox just got hit by a train.
also,pixes exist but their invisible to the human eye.But not to mine! mwhahah!
*valrox gets hit by a train*
what would we do without you tube?
*high-fives Val V*
So everyone here has seen ASDF.
hey,i baked you a pie
@Valrox, I really don't know.
But if pixies are invisible, how come we can all see Edward?
OH WHAT FLAVOR?
Two separate convos happening here.
what flavor?PIE FLAVOR!
INTERRUPTION!!!!
CHINA SORROWS HAVE HORSIES THAT TURN INTO UNICORNS AT NIGHT AND WHEN THE TOUCH THE WATER THEY TURN INTO NARWALLS, THE UNICORNS OF THE SEA!!!!!!!!
got your nose!look out hes got a nose!
desmond the moon bear
how did i get here?
i like your hat
thanks
i was being sarcastic
well,i took your face
BYE!!!
okk,val v,you keep believing that *backs away from the screen*
*kicks Sparky in the head, causing her to go unconscious* YOU CAN'T GO ANYWHERE WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING, NOW CAN YOU?!
bye peps no one says that any more
ohh well c ya
soooooooo,this is auckward (for me)
THERE'S A FISH IN MY ARM.
*walks up to a wall, with a furious expression* What did you just call me?! *pause* WELL YOU'RE JUST A PIECE OF WALL! *pause pause* RIGHT BACK AT YOU!
... What did the wall say?
i'm gonna make up a charecter
his name is taragum gold,he has gold hair hence the name and brown eyes.he is in irland cause he is a sensetive who had a very vivid sighting of darquse and came to learn more.instead he meets saungine and tanith who trick him into thinking that val and co are the bad guyes
sorry about the spelling
bye!
I regained consciousness by the way.
*looks at Sparky* You don't wanna know. Here's a few clues: Ping pong, applesauce, and girraffes. It should be simple now.
Wow. That wall deserves... It deserves...
*punches plaster wall, including electricity, meaning that all of the powerpointd in the room blew up as well*
I've read The Lost Art Of World Domination and Gold, Babies And The Brothers Muldoon. I don't know where I can find the others though.....:(
Oh...
I thought you were going to give the wall a bunch of roses, to be honest.
Really?
Something got lost then...
And anyway, I'm in my bedroom at the moment so France is smiling at me and smelling a rose... Stop smiling at me France.
Russia? You can keep smiling.
*calls France, and whispers into the phone: KEEP SMILING*
hi i'm back!
i luv food!
*gives France Russia death stare*
Stop smiling. Now.
when did your guys school end?
*sees a dead unicorn outside*
NO LLAMA NO!
helloooooooooo
School ends in June. I'm currently on winter break.
OH NO THEY BROKE WINTER?! *panics*
i'm gonna make up another chareter
called ladle shipwreck
he is the only half sea hag and half donkey in the world the end
Mum turned the Internet off for a moment. I need to write something...
Give me a plot line. Or should I continue the Sparky one? Versions A and B?
*puts scarf around eyes, then faces a lamp* I van't see you, you can't see me...
i...................................................................................................want a carls junyoirs new portabella mushroom burger
and the sham whoo hoo
boy i hate speeling
I am the master of scarves. Do you like the one I'm wearing? I'm sporting Russia's formal off-white scarf at the moment.
What should I write???
*looks across the street skeptically* Oh dear God there's a glowing cow on the roof of their house...
your getting mugged kid
no,your getting mugged
ahh,how the heck does the work?
Mug? I have a mug that has Skulduggery, Derek, me, and Amanda printed on it...
you should write about.................ME!
I'm gonna watch how the Grinch stole Christmas... I'll probably be back after. Bye!
UMM,my laptop is weird,if i'm writing a comment,then if you guys post one i can't read it until my comp loads sooooo
c ya guys,i will be back!
So that's a 'no verdict'? Great.
hihihihihihihi
c ya
...HELLO???
I'm writing the second part!
Hiya, inhabitants of blogland.
Hello?
What excellent timing for my internet to stop spazzing!
There are few things more annoying than a bad internet connection.
Agreed.
It spazzed half an hour ago, and just got back on track.
Right when someone appeared. As I said, excellent.
My internet has been weird lately too. It keeps flashing on and off.
I decided NOT to come back, because instead, I'm gonna find a way to continue my story. BYE!
It's very irritating.
Have you read my fanfic?
Agreed.
And I am currently in the process of investigating your fanfiction.
Val V, does that mean you'll still be on the computer? Because if you are, you should check your e-mail.
(hint, hint)
Well, Miss Braginski (note: that really wasn't sarcasm. I actually talk to other people with titles like that), from what I've read, it's pretty good. Unfortunately, I am now heading to bed, so I'll finish it tomorrow.
Bye!
Bye!
Good day Bloggers!
Hello?
Izz, you may or may not be glad to know that I am writing part two of the fanfic, and may end up writing a completely new one.
Sweeeeet!
I was having technical issues....
I need the persons permission first though...
I tried posting here and it didn't work. I posted on your blog and now I can post again!!
I noticed.
I thank your blog!
*gives blog bite of chocolate bar*
My blog is honoured.
As it rightly should be.
Dinner time soon.
mmmmmm
What are you having?
Sparky?
*lowers voice*
is there anybody out there?
Ooooh nearly new page!!
I'm gonna keep posting and THEN when it's time I will be FIRST!
for the FIRST time!!!
I'm so excited!
*sings to self*
*Air guitars and sings*
*air keyboards and sings*
*keytars and sings*
That was meant to be AIR keytars....
I'm the only people here!!
Yay us!
OH MY SKELETON!
I AM THE FIRST PERSON ON THIS PAGE!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*does happy dance AND sings AND air guitars AND air keyboards AND air keytars*
I dedicate this page to......
ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE STILL SEARCHING FOR THEIR MARBLES!! (i haven't found mine yet---anyone else?)
Hello!
*holds hair back and looks around*
Any one heir?
I have reason to believe that I am all alone.
*sobs*
Awwwwww
Don't be sad!
Hi IzzFizz! *hugs*
Nice to meet you!
How are you?
Very well thank you!
yourself?
I'm good!
Just got my HQ, yay!
Your what?
My horse magazine
Ha sweet!
You like horses?
Anyone here?
I LOVE them!
I've been riding since I was 6 (for nine years)
I have two horses of my own.
Hi Shadow! *hugs*
*hugs back* Horses are nice, but I couldn't have a pet one! They taste too nice! Sorry that might offend you a little...
Hello!
I'll just ignore that and keep you away from my Snowbell and Lindie.
OK, that's a good idea...
I have a few friends who love horses!
I've only ever ridden one once
Hehe, I ride when ever I want, my horses live on my farm with me, I have to look after them and every thing!
Cool. What other animals do you have?
I have a cat... But otherwise that's it, unless you count the spiders in our house...
Haha I have a dog and three chooks (and some spiders!)
On the farm we have:
2 horses
5 dogs
3 cats(plus plenty wild cats)
1 bird
1 goat
over 30 sheep
plenty chicken
I bet I left something out.
woah....
What country do you live in? It sounds like your farm would take up the entire county of where I live!
And I didn't count the wild life around us and in the mountain.
Her profile says South Africa!
that's so cool!
I live in South Africa.
Our farm is about 26 heaters....
.... I think.
You live IN a mountain, I think you meant ON a mountain or IN the mountainS, but if you do live in a mountain that would be cool, I live in a house, on a street with my aunt and little sister...
Where do you guys stay?
Ha I've got lots of wildlife too!
We've got 170 acres of bush around us!
I live next to a mountain.
I meant I didn't count all the animals that are in the mountain.
I'm on top of a hill....
On a street - read previous post...
Hello all! I live in a cul de sac, in Ireland :-)
Hello.
*sigh*
I'm not going to explain more but I have to go save a world. Ok? See ya!
Hello Blogland if anyone is around :D
Hi Robin! *hugs*
Hi and bye guys!
Hi Robin!*hugs*
Hi Jonah!*hugs*
hi and bye haha!
Bye Izzfizz! *hugs*
LILIE *great big supermassive hug* You alright? Jonah *hugs* Nice to meet you
I'm good!U?
YES!! Hyper... BOO!!!
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