It hasn't been easy. Dear GOD it hasn't been easy. There were so many great entries that offered up so many great ideas and moods. I narrowed it down to ten, then added five more, then did the whole process again, and again...
Then I started writing the story itself, writing from the middle on, and once I got the feel of the story I went back over the entries, searching for a line that fit with what I was writing. And that's how I found it.
There can, of course, be only one winner. But so many of you came close. I'm going to include just a handful of these entries, just to give you an idea of the broad range I was getting. First of all, there where the funny entries, entries like Kallista's:
Tanith Low found herself running for all she was worth from a crazy pack of sugar-filled screaming, drooling zombie toddlers.
Or Zoodude254's:
It was a dark and stormy night... actually it was a perfectly bright Tuesday morning, but being chased down the street by a giant squid makes it feel like a dark and stormy night; squid spittle feels a lot like rain, and it blocks most of the sunlight as it's running towards you.
The BookNommer's:
Tanith was scared: not in the look-behind-you-feels-like-someone-is-watching-you-but-no one-is kind of way, but in the OHMIGOD-OHMIDGOD-I-AM-SO-SCARED-I-AM-GOING-TO-PEE-MY-PANTS-THEN-DIE kind of way.
Jaid's entry was a wonderful lesson in the surreal:
"I am going to kill you with this fork," said the man in the grey trenchcoat, standing before Tanith, holding a spoon.
And of course, there was Ann-Marie:
The man rounded the corner at a dead run and was immediately trampled by a herd of goats.
(Um, all of Ann-Marie's entries were about goats. I worry about her.)
Then there were the atmospheric entries, one of the best of which was Saoirse's:
The crescent moon rested its tired frame upon the peak of the South Sister that jutted, stark white, into the dwindling twilit sky.
I was sorely tempted by this one. Not only is it well written, it's also set in Oregon, and I had a girlfriend who came from Portland... But no! It was beautiful, but it just didn't fit with the story I was writing.
Then there were the people who tried to sneakily undo the damage I had done to poor old Tanith at the end of Mortal Coil... JoelsCrazy tried it with:
The Remnant left Tanith's body.
And Dane Stull attempted to reverse the damage with:
Tanith felt terrible, her head felt like it weighed a thousand pounds, she hated lying to Val and Skulduggery about being fully possessed by the Remnant but she had bigger problems, here in the United States, the end of the world... again.
Very sneaky, but I spotted it just in time...!
As I said, many great entries, which only reinforces my belief that you're all insanely talented, and deeply disturbed, people. The less said about Lauren's attempt to put Valkyrie is a very revealing Wonder Woman outfit the better... Desmond would have a heart attack!
(Hmmmm... might put that Wonder Woman outfit into the next book...)
(No! No, I can't! Inappropriate for younger readers! You are a NAUGHTY girl, Lauren!)
I wish I could go through them all, but I simply can't. And so it gives me great pleasure to announce that the winner of the Ameriminion competition is THALIA, with:
Tanith wiped the blood off the carving knife and, ignoring the body of the man she had just stabbed to death, went back to carving her Jack-o-Lantern.
Simple, sinister, and there's already a corpse in the story. I like your style, Thalia. Now I have to go and finish the story.
Well done!
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*Kicks ivy on face* how dare u
How dare I? You're the one who used me as a sheild! *punches him again*
*stumps on her foot*
*Throws ice-cream*
*dodges foot-stomp and kicks flame in the shins, then uses air to push him over*
*flips*
*Throws fireball*
What about mortals?
*pulls out duct tape, pushes mortals back into their world, tapes demension shut*
*dodges fire*
*sends a spear of shadow whipping at flame*
*Dodges shadows*
Duct tape really?
*stabs at ivy*
*flips backwards to avoid flame's stabbing*
*grabs his ankle with a shadow and holds him upside down*
*throws him at wall*
*disappears in fire*
*reapears behind ivy*
*knocks her out with a frying pan*
*moans while on the ground* *sees flame walking over to hit me again* *slaps his ankle so he falls too* *gets up*
*kicks Flame in the head*
Bloggers being a bitch...
*headbutts ivy*
My head is sore...
It'd better hurt. *punches him again*
*burns ivies hair off*
NO!!! NOT MY HAIR!!! *darquesse time* *grows hair back* It's on.
Sorry.....?
Ok
*turns darkphoenix*
*shoots shadows and flames at darquesse*
*grabs flames and shadows and throws them back at flame*
*uses hands to make flame-thrower and shoots it at darkphoenix*
*breaks flamethrower*
*flies at darquesse*
*Pulls her ribs out and stabs her continousy through heart*
*punches flame with so much force he goes flying*
*grabs ribs and pushes them back in*
*heals body*
*walks towards darkphoenix, planning to pull his spine out*
*disappears*
*you can't find me* sent through teleconises
*uses ninja senses and finds him*
*punches his teeth out*
Hi all!!!¡¡¡!!!
*punches pyro* BOO! I'm Darquesse!
*m' 'eegh*
*pulls darquesses heart out*
*'agh tha'
Hi Ivy!!!¡¡¡!!!
*flips over backwards, landing on his feet*
Pyro help!!!
*Halas teeth*
*smacks flame to the other side of the room* *walks over and stomps on his arm hard enough it breaks*
*takes heart back and puts it in*
Hi Flame!!!¡¡¡!!!
*blasts a column of fire at Darquesse*
*heals*
*kicks her in stomach and jumps up*
*pushes her back and transports to a cliff*
*kicks her off*
Transports back to talk to pyro*
*puts out fire by waving a hand*
*starts walking towards pyro*
Arms break easily, you don't really have to stamp that hard,
Just saying.
*dashes over to Flame, helping him up*
So hi pyro darquese is dead
Darquesse can fly though…
*flies to where they are and finally speaks* I stepped hard enough to break his arm OFF, Pyro.
Shit....
Hmm…
*looks at Flame's severed arm*
Umm…
*glances at Darquesse*
*hovers a few metres above the ground*
*surrounds Darquesse in a dome of fire*
*helps pyro*
let's incerate her
*dome of fire disappears and I'm standing unharmed in the centre*
*kicks darquesse*
*kicks flame a mile away*
The dome wasn't meant to harm you, just buy us some time.
*consentrates on a point next to Darquesse, the point glows a brilliant white before slicing through Darquesse, leaving her limbless*
*starts singing save the world Swedish house mafia*let's do this pyro we have to save blogland......
*throws frying pan*
Darkphoenix is fun...
*regrows limbs*
Yeah...
What pyro said...
*arches eyebrow*
*throws Darquesses leg at Darquesse*
*sets one of Darquesse's arms on fire, then throws it at Darquesse*
*feels unsettled by having my limbs thrown at me*
*incinerates leg*
*Grabs decapitataed limbs*
Now u no how the teddys feel
*tries to sew legs on to darquesses back*
Epic failure...
*takes severed leg and attaches it to flame's forehead*
*grabs a random anvil*
*flies up a kilometre*
*drops the anvil directly onto Darquesse*
*side-steps* *anvil misses me by a few centimeteres*
*looks at the anvil, half embedded in the ground*
Damn.
*glares at Darquesse before drawing to flaming katanas, passing one to Flame*
*two
Wahts an anvil...
*tries to pull leg off*
*in cinerates it*
*rejoins fight*
An anvil is a large iron block use by blacksmiths to forge items such as swords.
It is quite long and thin, kind of pointed at one end.
Ah... *uses machete and katana to cut off darquesses hands... Subdue her pyro
*burns the stumps so Darquesse can't rector her hands*
*re-grow
Ha!
*slices at Darquesse's feet*
*throws Fletcher with so much force his hair is as sharp as knives*
*his porccupine hair satbs through pyro and flame*
Brb
*turns his wounded chest to fire and then back to flesh, healing the wound instantly*
Kk Flame!!!¡¡¡!!!
*leaps at Darquesse, swinging both katanas at her head*
*tornado kicks with pyro*
Ends in a heap on the ground
WB Flame!!!¡¡¡!!!
*decapitated Darquesse, burning the stump so she can't re-grow her head*
*decapitates
*stomps on pyro's arm* Now you're both crippled >:D
Hmm…
*yeah sets corpse on fire*
*dances and rejoices around corpse*
*changes back to phoenix*
*that was exhausting*
But fun. :D
Where IS Val anyway?
She hasn't spoken for over 15 minutes and she never officially left…
*grows head back and stands up* Boo.
We killed you face it good beats bad
Or more like bad bs evil....
Me being bad and u being evil!!
I set your corpse on fire..... Ur DeAd
And as if on que.
Anyway, it's impossible to grow your head back, firstly, you're dead, and secondly, I burned the stump so that you couldn't grow back your head. Like the hydra.
*walks over and kicks flame in the shin*
Exactly.... I think..
Well, I'm Val/Ivy now, and being relatively nicer made it grow back!
*Headbutts her* stubborn huh?
What so no more fighting null void? Correct?
Brb
Kk
There's no need in pointing out the obvious! I know I'm stubborn
Oh very funny...
Sparky's BACK! Woah. I missed one HELLOVA FIGHT!
*grabs time machine stop watch*
I'm joining in this time!
*sets time too when Phame used Val V as a shield*
Back!!!¡¡¡!!!
Hi Sparky!!!¡¡¡!!!
Why did you use her as a shield?
*picks up Phame and throws him across room*
111!!!¡¡¡⁄⁄⁄⁄
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*that is now on the floor*
111!!!¡¡¡////?
Felt like it.
What should we fight now.
*looks around and sees random box*
What's in there?
*picks up box and takes off lid. Sparky gets blasted across roomas the Jitter Girls emerge from the box*
Whoops...
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*groans and slumps to the floor*
This is going to require some effort...
*right hand crackles and left feeds Sparky vodka*
LETS GO!!!!!!
GET UP!
*gives Pyro minor shock to get up*
*shoves the box back onto the Jitter Girls, then throws it off a cliff, into the sea*
Yay!! Did ivy leave?
I'm tired.... Hi sparky
Sooooo
;)
I think she might have.
Maybe, maybe not.
Clocks went back an hour in ireland
Same here.
Hi guys. My internet died.
In England?
Oh ivy...
When exactly is the movie Val V?
*pokes Sparky's Internet*
Work!
(\(\
( -.-)
o_(”)(”)
Random bunny!!!
What movie?
Movie?
In gonna go asleep nite
(\(\
( -.-)
o_(")(")
AWESOME.
I was playing cello for polar bear girl, lizzy and china, who are at my house. I'll be leaving soon, for we will go to da movies!
WHEN???
Bye Flame!!!¡¡¡!!!
Ikr, Sparky.
Cool, Ivy.
We're all gonna see Puss in Boots in the movie theatre then they're playing Beetlejuice afterwards for halloween! :D
we're going now... Bye Sparky, Flame, and Flame!
What grade cello are you Val V?
Bye Ivy!!!¡¡¡!!!
Seeya Val!
Hmm…
( 8^(|)
Homer!
Hmm…
I claim this page for poetry!!!¡¡¡!!!
Lost in a world of shadows and despair,
The stink of terror is strong in the air,
No sense of time or sight or touch,
With only the screaming, you don't know much,
A great inky chasm, a giant dark plain,
Filled with sorrow and grief to drive you insane,
An inhuman cry splits the air,
A spine-chilling scream raises your hair,
A moment of silence, the whispers have ceased,
The air becomes stiller, as we wait for the beast,
A massive horned figure, haunting the mind,
Destroying the souls of any it finds,
Waiting for those still with hope to give up,
It drinks from their souls as if from a cup,
An empty shell is all that's left,
A dusty casket - a broken chest.
-Chanoro Flashfreeze
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!¡¡¡!!!
Lost in a world of shadows and despair,
The stink of terror is strong in the air,
No sense of time or sight or touch,
With only the screaming, you don't know much,
A great inky chasm, a giant dark plain,
Filled with sorrow and grief to drive you insane,
An inhuman cry splits the air,
A spine-chilling scream raises your hair,
A moment of silence, the whispers have ceased,
The air becomes stiller, as we wait for the beast,
A massive horned figure, haunting the mind,
Destroying the souls of any it finds,
Waiting for those still with hope to give up,
It drinks from their souls as if from a cup,
An empty shell is all that's left,
A dusty casket - a broken chest.
-Chanoro Flashfreeze
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!¡¡¡!!!
Lost in a world of shadows and despair,
The stink of terror is strong in the air,
No sense of time or sight or touch,
With only the screaming, you don't know much,
A great inky chasm, a giant dark plain,
Filled with sorrow and grief to drive you insane,
An inhuman cry splits the air,
A spine-chilling scream raises your hair,
A moment of silence, the whispers have ceased,
The air becomes stiller, as we wait for the beast,
A massive horned figure, haunting the mind,
Destroying the souls of any it finds,
Waiting for those still with hope to give up,
It drinks from their souls as if from a cup,
An empty shell is all that's left,
A dusty casket - a broken chest.
-Chanoro Flashfreeze
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!¡¡¡!!!
Lost in a world of shadows and despair,
The stink of terror is strong in the air,
No sense of time or sight or touch,
With only the screaming, you don't know much,
A great inky chasm, a giant dark plain,
Filled with sorrow and grief to drive you insane,
An inhuman cry splits the air,
A spine-chilling scream raises your hair,
A moment of silence, the whispers have ceased,
The air becomes stiller, as we wait for the beast,
A massive horned figure, haunting the mind,
Destroying the souls of any it finds,
Waiting for those still with hope to give up,
It drinks from their souls as if from a cup,
An empty shell is all that's left,
A dusty casket - a broken chest.
-Chanoro Flashfreeze
REG
Uhh...
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I claim this page for poetry!!!¡¡¡!!!
Lost in a world of shadows and despair,
The stink of terror is strong in the air,
No sense of time or sight or touch,
With only the screaming, you don't know much,
A great inky chasm, a giant dark plain,
Filled with sorrow and grief to drive you insane,
An inhuman cry splits the air,
A spine-chilling scream raises your hair,
A moment of silence, the whispers have ceased,
The air becomes stiller, as we wait for the beast,
A massive horned figure, haunting the mind,
Destroying the souls of any it finds,
Waiting for those still with hope to give up,
It drinks from their souls as if from a cup,
An empty shell is all that's left,
A dusty casket - a broken chest.
-Chanoro Flashfreeze
REG
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I claim this page for poetry!!!¡¡¡!!!
Lost in a world of shadows and despair,
The stink of terror is strong in the air,
No sense of time or sight or touch,
With only the screaming, you don't know much,
A great inky chasm, a giant dark plain,
Filled with sorrow and grief to drive you insane,
An inhuman cry splits the air,
A spine-chilling scream raises your hair,
A moment of silence, the whispers have ceased,
The air becomes stiller, as we wait for the beast,
A massive horned figure, haunting the mind,
Destroying the souls of any it finds,
Waiting for those still with hope to give up,
It drinks from their souls as if from a cup,
An empty shell is all that's left,
A dusty casket - a broken chest.
-Chanoro Flashfreeze
REG
9
I claim this page for poetry!!!¡¡¡!!!
Lost in a world of shadows and despair,
The stink of terror is strong in the air,
No sense of time or sight or touch,
With only the screaming, you don't know much,
A great inky chasm, a giant dark plain,
Filled with sorrow and grief to drive you insane,
An inhuman cry splits the air,
A spine-chilling scream raises your hair,
A moment of silence, the whispers have ceased,
The air becomes stiller, as we wait for the beast,
A massive horned figure, haunting the mind,
Destroying the souls of any it finds,
Waiting for those still with hope to give up,
It drinks from their souls as if from a cup,
An empty shell is all that's left,
A dusty casket - a broken chest.
-Chanoro Flashfreeze
REG
8
I claim this page for poetry!!!¡¡¡!!!
Lost in a world of shadows and despair,
The stink of terror is strong in the air,
No sense of time or sight or touch,
With only the screaming, you don't know much,
A great inky chasm, a giant dark plain,
Filled with sorrow and grief to drive you insane,
An inhuman cry splits the air,
A spine-chilling scream raises your hair,
A moment of silence, the whispers have ceased,
The air becomes stiller, as we wait for the beast,
A massive horned figure, haunting the mind,
Destroying the souls of any it finds,
Waiting for those still with hope to give up,
It drinks from their souls as if from a cup,
An empty shell is all that's left,
A dusty casket - a broken chest.
-Chanoro Flashfreeze
REG
6
3
I claim this page for poetry!!!¡¡¡!!!
Lost in a world of shadows and despair,
The stink of terror is strong in the air,
No sense of time or sight or touch,
With only the screaming, you don't know much,
A great inky chasm, a giant dark plain,
Filled with sorrow and grief to drive you insane,
An inhuman cry splits the air,
A spine-chilling scream raises your hair,
A moment of silence, the whispers have ceased,
The air becomes stiller, as we wait for the beast,
A massive horned figure, haunting the mind,
Destroying the souls of any it finds,
Waiting for those still with hope to give up,
It drinks from their souls as if from a cup,
An empty shell is all that's left,
A dusty casket - a broken chest.
-Chanoro Flashfreeze
REG
3
I dedicate this page to fighting zombies.
I dedicate this page to fighting zombies.
I claim this page for poetry!!!¡¡¡!!!
Lost in a world of shadows and despair,
The stink of terror is strong in the air,
No sense of time or sight or touch,
With only the screaming, you don't know much,
A great inky chasm, a giant dark plain,
Filled with sorrow and grief to drive you insane,
An inhuman cry splits the air,
A spine-chilling scream raises your hair,
A moment of silence, the whispers have ceased,
The air becomes stiller, as we wait for the beast,
A massive horned figure, haunting the mind,
Destroying the souls of any it finds,
Waiting for those still with hope to give up,
It drinks from their souls as if from a cup,
An empty shell is all that's left,
A dusty casket - a broken chest.
-Chanoro Flashfreeze
REG
Sweet.
*growls*
Ahh...
PYRO'S THE ZOMBIE!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!
*charges up hands*
I'm no zombie!
*noms on a sandwich*
That's EXACTLY what a zombie would say!
*shoots electricity at Pyro*
Zombies don't have such an advanced dialect.
Nor do they eat sandwiches.
*turns to flame, the electricity passing harmlessly through him*
Damn. Have you heard of Hetalia, cause if you have this will make sense.
*does Russia I'm-going-to-kill-you-now stare*
Unfortunately not. Although you guys did mention it earlier.
Are the countries the names of people?
Like America, is that a person?
Yup.
*awkward silence*…
It's gotten really quiet all of a sudden.
*stands up*
Hey what's that?
*looks and sees that it's an army of vampires*
Oh well. Uh. RUN!!!
*sprints to to of building and watches vamps get closer*
OH ****.
And now I'm alone facing certain doom.
*looks down at hungry vamps*
Well I might as well enjoy myself.
*jumps off top of fifty storey building shooting electricity downwards to lighten fall and fry vamps*
Oh yeah...
*grabs random rope in midair and pulls it down*
*small lake of salt water lands on vamps*
Cool.
*lands on ground unscathed with disintegrating vamps all around*
So, my friend just showed up to my Halloween party as Skulduggery!!
FTW!!!!
X
Hello Sabrina.
Helloooo!
X
How are you?
Did you see me take out that army of vampires?
Im pretty good. Just casually abandoning my own party to check out whats going on in the wonderful land of Skulduggery Pleasant! How are you?
Um, if I'm being honest, no I didn't lol, I can barely see my nose in front of my face! But I'm guessing you kicked butt?
X
Yeah, it happened just above these comments.
Oh, okay, just read through it. Now I get it! Niiiiaaaace!
So, how long have you been into SP?
X
3 years. I read the first two in the same week and then refused to read the third one till I owned it. I didn't want to have to wait for someone else to finish with it. I waited a whole year and then two days after I finished the third one the fourth one came out.
Nice :) Mum brought home the book one day, a few years ago, presented it to me, I started reading it, and suddenly the SP love bloomed!
Sorry for the abrupt goodbye, I feel as though that since I am the host of this party, I should at least make an appearance!
Niiight!
X
That's cool, Bye!
sup peeps!!!
my computer is slow so sorry if my responses are slow!!!
Hi Sabrina i don't think we've met I'm Misty! *shakes hands*
Hey Misty, how goes it?
Did you see me take on those vamps?
good yes i did see u take in the vampires!
btw vamps is the bottom of a shoe! or vamp is!
Vampires then. Say- would you like to fight some sort of monster with me?
Misty?
I only have 20 mins left...
10 mins...
yes i do!!!!!
soz my computer is slow and i went to have some lunch
Zombies, Vampires or the Jitter Girls???
Hi guys!
Hi Marine! Which would you prefer fight, Vampires, Zombies or the Jitter Girls?
Well?
No idea what the Jitter Girls are... So I'd say vamps. They're probably harder than zombies, but zombies give me the creeps.
C'mon! I want to fight some form of monster!
Haven't you read Death Bringer yet?
... um jitter Girls!!!
oh yes i'm gona love this!
Look at how I beat the Vampire's before. (Above comments, This page)
It's not exactly common here, and it costs an arm and a leg on Amazon.com, at least, last I checked.
Marine doesn't know who the Jitter Girls are. I want to fight a never ending hoard of zombies- So we may have a problem...
Sigh... I want to read that stupid book so bad.
Okay. Where's 'here'?
America.
Ahhh...
Which book ARE you up to?
ZOMBIES!
I've read all of them except Death Bringer.
*electricity crackles around Sparky's hands*
Watch out.
*starts hitting zombies*
*sees a zombie attempt to eat Misty's immobilised head*
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
*throws Hector (blue tongue lizard) at the zombie*
*Stares at the people fighting zombies, saying "You people are bonkers."*
*looks over shoulder and realises that there are vampires and the jitter girls in the room*
Oh damn...
*screams loudly and electrocutes everything in sight except Hector, Marine and Misty*
Salt Water!
*dumps buckets of salt water on the nearest vampire*
*Wonders how she managed to keep from electrocuting me but not everything else*
*one of the jitter girls attempts to shove her hand inside my head*
*screams wildly*
"GET AWAY FROM ME"
*tries to punch the jitter girl unsuccessfully as they aren't tangible*
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