It hasn't been easy. Dear GOD it hasn't been easy. There were so many great entries that offered up so many great ideas and moods. I narrowed it down to ten, then added five more, then did the whole process again, and again...
Then I started writing the story itself, writing from the middle on, and once I got the feel of the story I went back over the entries, searching for a line that fit with what I was writing. And that's how I found it.
There can, of course, be only one winner. But so many of you came close. I'm going to include just a handful of these entries, just to give you an idea of the broad range I was getting. First of all, there where the funny entries, entries like Kallista's:
Tanith Low found herself running for all she was worth from a crazy pack of sugar-filled screaming, drooling zombie toddlers.
Or Zoodude254's:
It was a dark and stormy night... actually it was a perfectly bright Tuesday morning, but being chased down the street by a giant squid makes it feel like a dark and stormy night; squid spittle feels a lot like rain, and it blocks most of the sunlight as it's running towards you.
The BookNommer's:
Tanith was scared: not in the look-behind-you-feels-like-someone-is-watching-you-but-no one-is kind of way, but in the OHMIGOD-OHMIDGOD-I-AM-SO-SCARED-I-AM-GOING-TO-PEE-MY-PANTS-THEN-DIE kind of way.
Jaid's entry was a wonderful lesson in the surreal:
"I am going to kill you with this fork," said the man in the grey trenchcoat, standing before Tanith, holding a spoon.
And of course, there was Ann-Marie:
The man rounded the corner at a dead run and was immediately trampled by a herd of goats.
(Um, all of Ann-Marie's entries were about goats. I worry about her.)
Then there were the atmospheric entries, one of the best of which was Saoirse's:
The crescent moon rested its tired frame upon the peak of the South Sister that jutted, stark white, into the dwindling twilit sky.
I was sorely tempted by this one. Not only is it well written, it's also set in Oregon, and I had a girlfriend who came from Portland... But no! It was beautiful, but it just didn't fit with the story I was writing.
Then there were the people who tried to sneakily undo the damage I had done to poor old Tanith at the end of Mortal Coil... JoelsCrazy tried it with:
The Remnant left Tanith's body.
And Dane Stull attempted to reverse the damage with:
Tanith felt terrible, her head felt like it weighed a thousand pounds, she hated lying to Val and Skulduggery about being fully possessed by the Remnant but she had bigger problems, here in the United States, the end of the world... again.
Very sneaky, but I spotted it just in time...!
As I said, many great entries, which only reinforces my belief that you're all insanely talented, and deeply disturbed, people. The less said about Lauren's attempt to put Valkyrie is a very revealing Wonder Woman outfit the better... Desmond would have a heart attack!
(Hmmmm... might put that Wonder Woman outfit into the next book...)
(No! No, I can't! Inappropriate for younger readers! You are a NAUGHTY girl, Lauren!)
I wish I could go through them all, but I simply can't. And so it gives me great pleasure to announce that the winner of the Ameriminion competition is THALIA, with:
Tanith wiped the blood off the carving knife and, ignoring the body of the man she had just stabbed to death, went back to carving her Jack-o-Lantern.
Simple, sinister, and there's already a corpse in the story. I like your style, Thalia. Now I have to go and finish the story.
Well done!
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*slashes at zombies*
*runs into the horde, followed by a trail of fire and charred zombies*
*grabs the katanas again and returns them to their scabbards*
Now I've got necromaner magic in a sword AND a ring... *uses sword to send shadow knives at zombie approaching*
back
hi pyro
*withdraws magic from sword* I can't control a magic sword...
*uses RING to pull three zombie heads off*
Hi Raven!!!¡¡¡!!!
How're you?
im fine, u?
*jumps to where pyro is, stabbing a zombie on the way* Pyro there are still zombies. Raven, defend yourself! Oh, and hi.
I'm good too.
:D
*mutters something about disobedience*
*blasts twin columns of flame at the zombies, spinning in a circle*
*ducks under flames* *runs at zombies, sword swinging*
hi ivy
*uses sai blades to kill zombies*
Nights, it's funny to see your profie pic near ours because yours is such a different colour :) Do you like my name?
*kills a zombie by stepping on its neck*
*ponders*
A remnant me would be awesome…
-jumps in all awesome-like, shooting a gun that shoots poisonous death bullets of death-
Hi Ev!!!¡¡¡!!!
lol yea mine has darker colors :P
yea, its cool
*dodges poisonous death bullets of death* Welcome back, Everisse!
Pyro!
-hugs-
Long time no see!
hi ev
Hi Nights! :-)
Yeah!
I haven't been here much lately.
*hovers in the air before shooting forwards, sending fiery missiles at the horde*
*shoves small grenade in zombie's throat* *zombie and a few around it explode*
Neither have I!
And gotta go, guys!
-hugs everyone-
Bye!
Bye Everisse!
*throws table at zombie*
I have to go now. Night guys!
*Plays soccer with zombie head*
:(
G2G guys.
Bye all!!!¡¡¡!!!
*kicks zombie-soccerball (or football, to the people who aren't american)* Amanda that's a perfect way to arrive XD XD XD
gross I got zombie brains on my shoes
Aw... Bye Pyro
Here *passes towel to china for her shoes* Now fight some zombies with me!
*sees Caelan and throws him as a distraction*
*sees zombie behind china and stabs it with a shadow*
Hey China want me to change your profile pic to you holding a knife? From the the party?
*Throwes brother at zombies *
i gtg, ill be on later, bye all
Yes... SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!
Bye raven!
*Throwes zombie head at Caelan the fart cloud*
I am watching the princess bride but the zombies that are trying to eat me are distracting
So you did change it!
I do wish to know what exactly happened last night, Val V (can I still call you that?)
YOU THOUGHT MY CANADA JOKE WAS FUNNY YAY!!!
Jeez fantastic - I arrive you stop talking. Typical.
SPARKY!!! Eh, I dont really care what you call me. And I either fell asleep or went unconscious... You're Canada thing made me laugh :D Oh, and Amanda is my best friend, who came on because I asked her too.
...
*looks at above comments*
sighs
*turns around and does one of those russia-will-kill-you-now stares at a zombie*
Sweet!
I just called amanda and she said she wants to sit in a fridge
Ivy! I'm back!
Sparky, nice to meet you.
-shakes your hand-
Would you by any chance be related to Ivan?
Because that would be awesome.
I might add now that I have to do the OTHER half of my German assignment now, so I may be on and off. Make sure the zombies don't eat me K?
*promptly turns around and electrocutes Thrasher*
How wonderful! Hetalia forever!
^L^ russia face
I'm not russian, but Sparky Braginski is my taken name.
^J^
Alternate Russia face!
I spend way too much time on the Internet. I should be doing English, but I have tomorrow and the next day...
I'm supposed to be doing German so STOP DISTRACTING ME.
*reminds Everisse of the 'poisoning Japan incident'*
Ohonohonohonohon.... France laugh XD
"You don't know me! I'm United bloody Kingdom!" XD XD XD XD XD
FUN FACT!!! England isn't actually a country. Britain is the country that includes- England, Wales, Ireland and Scotland.
Kesesese... Prussia laugh! :-P
...It's not? I thought Britain was a kingdom containing countries...
Everything I thought I knew is wrong.
Aloha bloggerites.
(>^.^)>Kimber<(^.^<)
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(I has many chons...it is weird.)
CELEBRATION TIME!!!
*confetti explosion*
It's the one month mark of my website!!!!!!
http://skulduggerypleasantrules.weebly.com
Northern Ireland. Isn't the Republic of Ireland it's own country?
Please comment on the blog! ^_^
Britain is actually a sovereign state, a country in it's own right, but the countries inside are officially countries as well.
According to Wikipedia, at least.
Nice to meet you, Kimberly!
IDK I told you I suck at Geography. All I know is that England isn't a country.
Hi
I thought you wanted to sit in a fridge?
yay! China's back!
But England is a country. All of the countries in Britain are countries. Britain is a country made out of smaller countries, which makes very little sense but IDK.
Hi everyone who just got here!
do won't to sit in a fridge but my fridge is to full of stuff for me to sit in
I know even LESS than I thought I did...
:-( :-( :-(
Nice to meet you Amanda/China!
All I know about geography, I learned from Hetalia and Wikipedia-trolling sessions. We're doing civics in Social Studies right now.
*suddenly remembers that we're surrounded by zombies*
*stares at one*
*stabs another*
*electrocutes a third*
*throws another one through a wall*
HELP PLEASE!
-shoots lightning at zombies-
-misses-
...
-runs-
*walks into kitchen opens fridge zombie pops out*
Amanda I can't wait to go to the movies later... Everyone's coming :D
I'm the only one that electrocutes people around here.
*pulls a zombies head off and throws it out window*
Valkyrie help!!!!!
*stares at fridge zombie*
*Throwes fridge zombie at valkyrie*
*sees zombie approaching* STOP! *zombie stops* Can't you see I'm busy?! *zombie moves again* *fligs black nail polish in zombies eyes*
*kills fridge zombie*
*Boots starts growing wings*
*sees zombies form a circle*
This is going to be FUN.
COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH!!!
*maniacal laughter, followed by immense zombie slaughter*
*Boots flies around riping heads. Of the zombies*
Boots is growing wings?!? That is NOT good... *hides under table from Boots* WARNING: FLYING CAT
-starts killing zombies with a sword-
-zombie sneaks up behind me-
-PEPPER SPRAY-
I missed a lot when I wandered off. :\
*zombie starts to chew scarf*
HEY!!! Cut that out man!
*pulls scarf out of zombie mouth*
*looks at rotted remains*
*swears*
*throws scarf at zombie*
YOU KEEP IT!
*pulls out identical one from coat pocket*
This calls for the big guns...
*pulls out vodka*
Boots is my CAT :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Wait Amanda is boots still mad from when I stepped on him and when I threw him?!?
-bombs zombies-
-with bombs made of pure awesomesauce-
*drinks vodka madly. slashes zombies to bits. stares at them. electrocutes things*
I LOVE THE SMELL OF VODKA IN THE MORNING!!!
*Then boots gos for valkyri
*throws Serendipity (my dog) and she grows wings too* *she falls cause she's pretty fat*
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
I'll be back soon gotta check on my zombie farm
Wah, gotta go, guys.
-hugs everyone-
It was nice meeting all of you. Bye!
*stops and looks at carnage*
*throws Hector (my blue tongue lizard) and flies through room lands on zombies back and bites it's neck*
(why do we keep throwing our pets?! XD )
bye everisse
Well they're all gone.
*casually walks into midnight hotel and swears loudly*
*sprints back out*
I knew she would find me!
*runs from Belarus*
*stops running as moon comes out*
Oh, crap.
*Belarus sheds skin- turns into vampire and continues to chase*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!
I grew my very own garden zombie and I'm gonna get 2 more zombies:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Hey guys! I'm back!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Should I ask what went on while I was gone, or do I not want to know...?
Since when is Belarus a vampire?! XD XD XD XD XD
*runs and talks at the same time*
Hi Marine! How are you? You just missed the zombies but would it be to much to ask if you could get rid of Belarus the vampire that's chasing me? That'd be great.
JUST HELP ME GODAMMIT!
...I don't think I want to know what I missed after all.
*sighs* *turns off projection of Belarus*
*runs purposefully at pole*
*at last second shoots lightening at the ground and shoots into air*
HELP ME!!!
Hi Derek! Please read! I really want to email you, but I can't find the address! Please tell me it so I can email you! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!
OK, I can't help myself. What the heck happened while I was gone???
*decapitates vampire*
Projection. HEY CAELAN!
*calls Caelan over and points at Val V*
There she is.
Oh, just zombies, flying pets, Hetalia was mentioned...
Projections of vampires... Yeah, this isn't strange at all.
XD XD XD XD XD XD
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE DEREK!
*cries* hes not answering........
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
*shrieks* *runs from Caelan but he's faster* OHMYGOSH SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!
And why are we setting vampires on each other now, hmm?
Blowes caelan the fart cloude away
*electrocutes Caelan*
*stops and wonders if Caelan's a projection* *Caelan grabs me* OHMYGOSH HE'S NOT A PROJECTION!!!! HELP!!!
*Laughs as Ivy realizes Caelan's not a projection.*
*decapitate caelan*
*screams in terror* *attempts to spped-dial Fletcher* *goes to voice mail* NOOOOO!!!!
*stares at Caelan and says "Let. Her. GO."*
*Caelan grips tighter*
I'm sorry it had to come this b- SALT WATER!!!
*drenches Caelan in salt water and electrocutes him while he's still wet*
*screams again because Sparky poured water and electrocuted ME too* *glares at Caelan's body, then at Sparky*
Wow... Electrocuted, soaked in salt water, decapitated... Caelan's had a pretty bad day.
gotta go check my zombie farm again
Caelan's had a bad day?! WHAT ABOUT ME?!?! I was just freakin attacked by him and you worry about CAELAN???
Heading off again, people... Thanks for the lesson in vampire slaying.
*glares at everyone*
Bye Marine
*Glares right back, but in a HAPPY sort of way*
Bye!
*sighs* Oh well. It could've been worse. I mean, at least Melanch- *sees Melancholia walking over*
*shrieks even louder than when Caelan arrived*
1st
1st
1st
b luh
1st
lol I was first..... :)
Aw I missed it...
And who missed me?
GAH! Now I've been attacked by Caelan, I see Melancholia making her way towards me, and you stole first! GAH!!! XD
Ivy I no u missed me...
Was fighting those zombies terrible without me?
Well, there was Amanda's flying cat who attacked- *ducks under a table from Melanncholia*
As jeez I missed Amanda....?!?
*kicks melamchloa*
I missed alot then?
*hides again* Well, Sparky unleashed Caelan on me, then we killed him, and now Melan- *shuts up as Melancholia gets closer*
*finishes in a whisper* ...and now Melancholia appeared, and she is after me.
Sorry my internet had an argument with me.
*notices Melancholia*
Oh honestly...
*looks at Melancholia*
*begins stare off*
*continues looking*
*surprise electrocutes Melancholia*
Happy now?
I apologise for setting Caelan on you.
*sighs and rips table off Val V*
Melancholia will not die by being electrocuted. *calls Nye* *Nye comes and gets her* *when they're gone, I crawl out again*
CALM DOWN!
I don't like that pic. I like this one better. BRB.
Yes it won't kill her but it WILL momentarily detain her.
Hello?
I like Valkyrie better too. It's like looking at a future me. :)
MORE ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!
*grabs zombie behind me and throws at Val V*
*Chops of flames feet below his ankles then his hands below his rists then scoops out his left eye folowed by his right *
*screams and zombie walks away, covering its ears, muttering something about over reacting*
Lets try something new...
*make hands crackle with electricity and starts punching zombie*
This is WAY more fun.
Hey it's Scapegrace!
*starts punching harder at Scapegrace*
*recoils in disgust as his head falls off*
EW DUDE NOT HERE!!!!!!!
*sees Scapegrace writhing on floor*
A little help would be appreciated.
*backflips over zombies and attacks from wall*
Fighting zombies= entertaining
Fighting zombies ALONE= life threatening
*laughs hysterically at what Amanda said* *recoils from scapegrace also* *drop kicks his head*
Hello???
*sees America and uses him as shield*
See? he really is the hero now! By being chewed to death he is saving my life!
*throws America at GIANT zombie*
Sorry GTG Bye!
*throws America out of the fight* This is a battle for sorcerers and mages. *clicks fingers and throws ball of fire at Thrasher*
*curses* DON'T LEAVE!
No I'm back but I'll be gone for good in about 10 mins.
I'm back my cousin called on her iPod and I find her amusing eapeasically when she's with her friends ;£
*sees zombie reinforcements* *grabs Sparky's arm and drags her out of the fight* To people, cannot defeat a zombie horde. Agreed?
But three could right? Who's America?
*whispers* Psst! Flame! We're fleeing! *motions for him to come this way*
America's a character from Hetalia. Now come on!
There couldnt be that much... Ivy we could take um like the olden days?!!!!
Okay we'll flee.
*Flame walks over* Ok, let's see, how to get rid of zombies... hm.... Ah, yes, with a bomb. *holds up switch and grins at flame* Remeber what happened last time? Because I do.
Yep you blew a hole in the dimension divider.... And a mortl got through sparky was ther too I think.... *takes switch* NO
*grabs the switch and tries to pull it from flame's hand* *accidently pushes button* *stopwatch appears with 1 minute* *clock starts ticking* Uh oh. That is not good.
But I'm not happy about it.
*crawls back to zombie and pulls out hand grenade*
*pulls pin and throws at zombies*
Remember we never sorted that mortal did we
*glances at zombie leader....*
Well at least he's having fun ;(
RUN!
*sprints behind nifty diamond barrier*
GTG for good bye!
*grabs Flame and Sparky in a panic* Ok, um, so... anyone have the power to create a forcefield?!
Bye Sparky! *steals barrier and hides behind it* *pulls flame behind it*
Am tut tut
*Erects a water barrier and freezes it*
It'll do ;&
*bomb goes off*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
*sees the demension wall broke. Again* *mutters something about how it should be less flimsy*
Bold girl ivy....
*zombIe guts go everywher*
*Grabs ivy and uses her as a shield...*
*Mortals stroll in fascinated*
Crap.... *disappears in thin air*
*turns around and punches Flame in the face* Don't use me as a sheild!!! *throws him on the ground, into the zombie guts*
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