It hasn't been easy. Dear GOD it hasn't been easy. There were so many great entries that offered up so many great ideas and moods. I narrowed it down to ten, then added five more, then did the whole process again, and again...
Then I started writing the story itself, writing from the middle on, and once I got the feel of the story I went back over the entries, searching for a line that fit with what I was writing. And that's how I found it.
There can, of course, be only one winner. But so many of you came close. I'm going to include just a handful of these entries, just to give you an idea of the broad range I was getting. First of all, there where the funny entries, entries like Kallista's:
Tanith Low found herself running for all she was worth from a crazy pack of sugar-filled screaming, drooling zombie toddlers.
Or Zoodude254's:
It was a dark and stormy night... actually it was a perfectly bright Tuesday morning, but being chased down the street by a giant squid makes it feel like a dark and stormy night; squid spittle feels a lot like rain, and it blocks most of the sunlight as it's running towards you.
The BookNommer's:
Tanith was scared: not in the look-behind-you-feels-like-someone-is-watching-you-but-no one-is kind of way, but in the OHMIGOD-OHMIDGOD-I-AM-SO-SCARED-I-AM-GOING-TO-PEE-MY-PANTS-THEN-DIE kind of way.
Jaid's entry was a wonderful lesson in the surreal:
"I am going to kill you with this fork," said the man in the grey trenchcoat, standing before Tanith, holding a spoon.
And of course, there was Ann-Marie:
The man rounded the corner at a dead run and was immediately trampled by a herd of goats.
(Um, all of Ann-Marie's entries were about goats. I worry about her.)
Then there were the atmospheric entries, one of the best of which was Saoirse's:
The crescent moon rested its tired frame upon the peak of the South Sister that jutted, stark white, into the dwindling twilit sky.
I was sorely tempted by this one. Not only is it well written, it's also set in Oregon, and I had a girlfriend who came from Portland... But no! It was beautiful, but it just didn't fit with the story I was writing.
Then there were the people who tried to sneakily undo the damage I had done to poor old Tanith at the end of Mortal Coil... JoelsCrazy tried it with:
The Remnant left Tanith's body.
And Dane Stull attempted to reverse the damage with:
Tanith felt terrible, her head felt like it weighed a thousand pounds, she hated lying to Val and Skulduggery about being fully possessed by the Remnant but she had bigger problems, here in the United States, the end of the world... again.
Very sneaky, but I spotted it just in time...!
As I said, many great entries, which only reinforces my belief that you're all insanely talented, and deeply disturbed, people. The less said about Lauren's attempt to put Valkyrie is a very revealing Wonder Woman outfit the better... Desmond would have a heart attack!
(Hmmmm... might put that Wonder Woman outfit into the next book...)
(No! No, I can't! Inappropriate for younger readers! You are a NAUGHTY girl, Lauren!)
I wish I could go through them all, but I simply can't. And so it gives me great pleasure to announce that the winner of the Ameriminion competition is THALIA, with:
Tanith wiped the blood off the carving knife and, ignoring the body of the man she had just stabbed to death, went back to carving her Jack-o-Lantern.
Simple, sinister, and there's already a corpse in the story. I like your style, Thalia. Now I have to go and finish the story.
Well done!
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Marine not helping. Fighting would be helpful.
*shoves fist through a zombies head*
EEEEEEEEEWWWW!
*makes lightening run down arm to zombie's head making it disintegrate*
Fine. Whatever, you win.I'll kill zombies.
*Hurls shadows at nearest zombie.*
HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
*pulls out a vampires tooth*
I need to go. Here is my final act. (I'd run away now)
*pulls out dimensional vortex bomb*
This should do it.
*pulls trigger and logs out of blogland*
*Kills another stupid zombie with necromancer shadows while wondering if there's a point to doing this.*
Missed your last post... Guess the zombies are gone.
Bye.
*re-appears suddenly*
*pulls Misty and Marine behind diamond wall*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
*sees whole in room*
BYE!
*Glares at Sparky for disturbing my concentration."
Sayonara!
What? Zombie killing?
*Builds a bunker out of bow-ties and glitter glue*
SAFE!
ok Zombies it is!!! *an army of Zombies appear and start moaning about brain's. Misty reaches for the belt around her waist and grabs her sword and it extends to the ground*
lets get this party started!*then Misty starts swinging her sword at the Zombies and slicing them in half*
oh yes this is fun!!!
*shudders in her make-shift fort*
I hate zombies...
Cool! We apparently have switched into RPG mode.
*Mari summons more shadows and starts killing more zombies, with a blank expression on her face.*
*Carefully sets up mines and other various booby-traps*
Apparently aluminum baseball bats are most handy when killing zombies.
*Hefts one over her shoulder*
*Hurls more shadows at the nearest zombie, then backs up and is surrounded by five zombies.*
*An enormous log suddenly swings out, smashing three of the zombies into space as they step on the pressure pads*
Um, I don't think I've said 'hi' yet.
Hi all xD
Hi!
*Steps back as zombies are smashed by giant log and decapitates the nearest with a bunch of shadows.*
We are fighting zombies AND vampires.
*punches and electrocutes lots of zombie AND vampires*
Hi Pandora. You can call me Sparky.
*pulls another random rope*
Teehee.
*salt water begins to flood the room*
*hands out rubber suits to everyone*
I recommend you wear those.
*electrocutes everything not encased in rubber*
*opens window to drain room*
Show-off.
*Gets pinned by a vampire but shoves a shadowy thing up its nose and kills it.*
So what is your magic type, Sparky?
Is everyone okay? I have 'flushed out' the enemies.
Adept. Electricity. Incredibly creepy stare. Has anyone heard of Hetalia?
*Glares at Sparky. "Never do that again."*
So has anyone heard of Hetalia?
Nope...
Then you would not understand the power of my stare.
I repeat: IS EVERYONE OKAY?
Sorry, missed your last. I'm a slow poster, so I won't often make sense.
I'm headin' off for the night, guys. See you later.
See you later Marine.
Hello?
bye! dam i always miss out on the fun!!!
*an army of trolls apere* oh well i get to slice more limes off! *takes out sword again*
Hello? Again?
Fantastic. How do you kill them again?
um ... * jumps up on trolls arm and runs up the shoulders then slices of 5 meter trolls head and then jumps to next troll* slice them up um electrocution ... um *doges trolls axe* oh and watch out for the Axes if they don't slice you they'll crush you!
have fun!!! *continues slicing up trolls*
O yeah take their heads off... I wonder how well they respond to lightening?
*starts shocking trolls*
Wait... trolls have tiny brains... I could distract them!
*creates fireworks with electricity*
*words in the sky spell 'Pick Me To Win "Friend Get Friend" Please Derek Oh Golden God'*
That should do it.
Alright.
um ... i don't know *jumps on 5 meter trolls arm then onto sholder then slices off head then jumps to the next troll* slice them electrocution ... um *troll swings an axe at Misty, Misty jumps on axe slices the end and slices the troll in two* oh and watch out for the Axes if they don't cut you they crush you
Have fun!
dam it slow computer!
Okay. I can do this. Easy peesy.
*gets ready for something awesome*
ALRIGHT HERE I GO!
*claps hands*
*HUGE SHOCK WAVE forces Sparky to wall behind her knocking her unconscious, also blasts everything in front of her through walls*
*gets up*
Ow...
*magically appears throwing confetti*
How was the movie?
*limps over and shakes Val V's hand, accidentally shocking her with excess energy*
Sorry.
*groans* oh man did u have to do that!
*gets up sigh* that hurt!
Sorry.
I won't do that again unless absolutely necessary.
That REALLY hurt and I didn't go through a wall. Once again, I apologise.
*jumps back from energy*
It was realy fun! It was my first night out alone with my friends, and we went to the theatre to see "Puss in Boots", which turned out to be awesome, then we walked over to the frozen yogurt place, then went BACK to the theatre, where they were playing Beetle juice for FREE (there was hardly anyone there; most of which were adults and found it strange that there were four 12 year olds who understood every creepy joke), and then I dropped off all my friends at their houses. And tomorrow the theatre playing my favourite movie ever for free also!!!
At least the trolls a*trails off*
*looks to see large pile of very angry trolls*
IT'S ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY BRACE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!
*pulls Val V and Misty behind me*
*does shock-clap*
*checks to see that the trolls are really dead*
They are. Phew.
its ok i'll live! its not like i was killed or any thing!
Sparky, I've blasted holes through Blogland into the mortal world, because I'm just that insane.
I'm gonna see The Nightmare Before Christmas IN THE THEATRE tomorrow and I'll be dressed up as Sally :D
Coolio.
*sees a troll twitch*
Uh Oh.
Hey Val V could you scroll to the top of this page and watch me mass kill a bunch of vampires?
*shockes twitchy troll*
lol cool!
yea I have live through a lot to so i can take care on if my self! especially when i have a sword that can literally cut through any thing! and i can hear a hart beet from a kilometer away! so i think i'll be ok
Misty your profile said you live in Australia. You don't have to answer but what part? Cause I live in NSW.
If you had a red yarn wig where would you look for it?!?
I don't know. A sheep?
*shakes head* You are no help...
*heart not hart
A cupboard?
Fun idea! Lets throw bits of troll at each other!
Eh, I'll probably have to look for it in the morning
Sorry I couldn't help.
I can't, I'm afraid. I must go to bed, because it's like 12:03 in the morning. So night!
Bye!
I've GTG.
lol ok *chops of a hand and tosses to sparky* hot potato! or hand!
i live in QLD!
Cool! I'm not leaving!
*picks up 2 more hands and begins to juggle*
*kicks head at Misty*
*Misty kicks back* yay troll head size soccer!
*dribble head and continues juggling*
*pegs all three hands at Misty to distract her*
*kicks head through troll body goals*
SCORE!!!!!!!!
GTG Bye!
oh bye! have fun with what ever your doing!
*sigh* i am a loner!
Yaaay, the friend get friend competition finishes tomorrow :D :D :D
Heyy
Anybody here?
Noooooo I'm alone...
http://thedemigodsworld.blogspot.com
There you go, Kal :3
http://thedemigodsworld.blogspot.com/2011/10/left-behind-part-two.html
LE PART TWO
*yawns*
Anyone around?
I am now... gepard are you here?
Helloooo?!?
Nobody?!? Pweade?
*looks really hopeful*
Ok whatever bye.....
LE PART THREE
http://thedemigodsworld.blogspot.com/2011/10/left-behind-part-three.html
Sorry, guys, it's not a fanfic.
But read it anyways :s
Hi jaguar
Hi!
I don't know you.. :P
Do you know about the Xat chat for this?
http://xat.com/AquilaFelis
I don't like it...
Nice to meet u! *offers cookie*
g2g
anyone on?
http://thedemigodsworld.blogspot.com/2011/10/left-behind-part-four-year-on-whirling.html
FINAL FREAKIN PART
:o
Anybody on?
PLEASE VISIT THE LINK BELOW. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT.
blogland2011.blogspot.com
What does anyone think of the name;
Jinbos Reckfiend? Give me a thought...
I like the surname, but not so much the first. I'd change the first name, but keep the two-syllables, accent on the first syllable meter.
Ok some of that I understood....
How about;
Zorbose Reckfiend?
I'd put that as a possibility.
Flame, did you see the link? It's a few posts ago.
Or zorabose?
And whaddya think of syrucasa alzes his twin?
Yep..... Why?
If you want to go with an "-ose" ending, maybe something like Morose?
How do you pronounce that? Is it a girl or a guy? It does look pretty cool, though.
I'm trying to link as many people as I can to the Gift Fic Exchange, I'll end up deleting it if nobody joins.
I dunno one or thr other is going to be a boy or a girl...
Sy-ru-ca-sa
What is it... I didn't go on... My iPod is being mean... And so Is blogger...
I'm setting up a sort of virtual Secret Santa exchange for the people of Derek Landy's blog. People have a month to sign up, and I hope I can get at least seven participants.
Rules and description are on the blog, the link's in my blogs on my profile; you should check it out if you get the chance.
I will right away... Can u check out my blog? It's in my blogs...
Hello??
Anybody here??
Looks cool! Your blog URL is messed up, though. It should be flamephoenixs.blogspot.com, not flamephoeinxs.blogspot.com.
NJ!
-glomps-
Flame's here, too.
blogland2011.blogspot.com
It is of the utmost importance that you check out this link.
HEY EV *hugs*
How are you??
I'll check it out :)
I'm good. Freezing my bits off, though, but at least it's stopped snowing.
How are you?
Thanks, Flame! You've been added!
I'm back... I signe up.. But can't do links and don't have biorama
Hi nj *hugs* how r u?
And, it's okay, I have the link to your blog already.
And I no the URL is messed up.... Don't think I can fix it?
Done Ev
Hey Flame *hugs*
How are you??
I am grand, as ever. :)
I'm even better... I see our blog is a success ;£
Derek... I'm jus twondering, can I send you a request on Facebook?
hey everyone
It's getting better :)
Gonna have to get more on there though.
Flame: Go to you're blog's settings-->Publishing. You can change the URL with the top option.
NJ, got it. Thanks!
bringbacktanith.blogspot.com
Sarthacus can you go on there follow and comment PLEASE
Oh and HI
How're you??
Cool..... Ill do it tomorow
Hey Raven *hugs*
How're you??
I'm good, thanks.
Nights, hi!
Sarthacus, I think nice to meet you?
blogland2011.blogspot.com
-is unashamed of shameless plug-
Nice to meet all who I haven't met before.
Hi mr. Bolt nice to meet you...
Hi rave *hugs*
So nj I think I might have the first fanfic done soon... I'll post it...
hi NJ *hugs back* im fine, u?
hi ev, how r u?
hi sarth, nice to meet u
hi flame, how r u?
I'm fine....
I am grand as usual Raven.
@Flame: that's good.
Hey guy!s! I have about thirty seconds SO LETS GO!
*sprints round room and shakes everyone's hands*
... I just realized tomorrow is Halloween.
*Shakes hand back*
Hey Sparky *hugs*
How're you??
lol yup
hi sparky
congratz on first flame
Hell yeah....
I dedicate this page to nj, and her new blog....
Sarth cos we just met
Ev for her cool idea of a virtual secret santa
Rave if she's still here
And skulduggery for the awesome series that magically brings people all over the world together
Hi sparky... Is anyone dressing up?
AWESOME dedication Flame
:) *hugs* thank you
HEY???
Sparky Braginski want to be heard!
I feel left out now...
*lightbulb*
*creeps up behind Phame and gives him mild electric shock*
Now I feel better.
For Halloween??
I'm not.
U weren't here soz..... Ow
*kicks him in shins*
I'm not, I'm just going to Lake Compounce.
(Theme park in CT, for anyone who doesn't know.)
Thanks, Flame! :-D
Hi, Sparky!
-hugs-
2011blogland.blogspot.com
Sarthacus, Sparky, Raven. Link!
Link doesn't work.
Crap. WRONG LINK.
blogland2011.blogspot.com
Derp. Sorry.
Bye I have to go will be on later I hope.... ;)
bye flame
See you, Flame.
Bye, Flame!
-hugs-
Oh can u guys check out my blog? Its on my profile
Bye..... *hugs everyone*
Sarthacus: Do you have a way for me to send you your assignment without an e-mail?
Um... no.
Back in about ten minutes, guys. Being forced to go play in the snow with my sister.
I HATE YOU NATU/SHOT.
Y do u hate snow?????
Were supposed to get snow....
Alrite I couldn't resist....
Back! And cannot feel my toes.
Alo? anyone in?
:P my time is all skewiff atm with the clock changes... dont know which clock's are right or wrong...
hi rach *hugs* how r u?
:D *hugs back* heya Rave!! am good thanks! U?
:P went to see Tintin today at the cinema XD twas so funny
im fine
tintin?
:O you should look up the film trailer!!
though it used to be this old tv series around when i was wee... and the books are much older :P
tis called Tintin and the secret of the unicorn :P
just to let you know, everyone is on chat
ah kk :) can u say hi to them please? tis not working entirely well lately and i got a friends birthday prezzie to finish making ;)
missin them all though :)
kk
i will tell them :)
everyone says hi back
*hugs* that was from kal
*hugs* that was from ayesha
*cuddles* that was from isabella
aww! *hugs em all back*
:P
Anyone here?
I am if anyone is!!
sigh but no one is!
well i'll be doing soon!!! so if any one comes on soon COOL! hang with me!
Hello?
any one there?
Congrats to the winner! And OMG Derek wants to dress Valkyrie in a skimpy Wonder Woman outfit! Haha! That sounds so wrong, it's awesome. =)
hiya
hiya
Hello?
Ready
Hi?
You better have read that post Flame
A new leaf...
Don't you flipping dare do this to me Flame. I just risked a lot of friends for you. Do not throw it in my face
You have a choice to make Flame.
I need to go.
*sigh* I can't do this anymore. I'm being pulled in so many directions. Family. School. Friends. I just can't. Not anymore. If this doesn't blow over I don't know what I'll do.
But I need to go.
Bye. *hugs*
Bye Lynxx
Flame! You ready to start again and play nice?
No.
Im not. I never. And i mean never, will be Robin,
I appreciate you sticking your neck on the line for me, but hes taken it too far. AND he knows that.
May the fours be with you lynxia!
*feels exceedingly guilty*
Sorry for starting this particular branch of the arguement.
My Aunt says I can post one more comment before she turns of the Internet so here it is:
Blogland has become messed up.
This once safe haven has become riddled the cracks and divides. And this time it is beyond salvage. I will still come here when I can. I am not leaving it to ruin but i know deep down that it's dying.
Night.
*groans*
Flame. They agreed to it, kay? Chat, all of them and particularly Aquila - I don't know what happened but she's quite cut up about it. Dragona left but he'll follow her. If they're willing to put it in the past, why aren't you? Flame, this is a good offer. One more chance to get on everyone's good side and you're blowing it off.
Sorry lynxia . . .
*has moved off anger mode*
Yez. Fresh start for EVEEYONE.
Gtg! Bye! May the fours be with you all!
Bye Star
May as well go then bye
I will never understand why some people are so stupid...
*seethes while thinking of ways to kill someone*
I'm going to kill him...
Hello...
Why...?!
Aren't starfish green?!
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