Oooooooh your Golden God is not feeling well.
Your Golden God is SICK, Minions. I'm not used to being sick. I NEVER get sick. And yet, here I am, sick and feeling miserable...
So why am I posting, you ask? Am I looking for sympathy? Pffft. I need NOT your sympathy. Sympathy is for the WEAK. I post, not to share my woes, but to share my joys.
Book 6 is finished.
I have emailed it to my editor and agent, and it is currently printing out for Laura, and I now have a few days to recover from my illness before I read back over it and spot where it can be improved. At the moment, it's a long one, about 10,000 words longer than Mortal Coil. Whether it'll keep that word count after the rewrite, I don't know.
But it's done.
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do u guys have the munchkin army account
my mum is watching the carlton collingwood game on foxtel
oh ok
i hav a digital plasma TV
heys
nope
u have to been a uk resident
oh well
wat bout u little cain
check out my blog pplz
i think i do
did u tick u were a uk resident
me and lil cain live in Australia
me too
what state do you live in
so skul boy ur a uk resident hey
in sydney
oh
no your not
u live in aus too?
nope so did u make a muncking army account i want to make one but dotn no about the box should i tick i am a uk resident
oh wat a shame
we live in Queesland
i think it let u sign up
even if your not a resident
try it
go to this link and try
http://www.skulduggerypleasant.co.uk/anz/munchkinarmy/
ok
soon
ok ill try i dont care i wanna c wat u do there
i have an account but i forgot what my login is
i told my lil sis to get off the computer because i said i was gonna do my
assignment
and she believed me
wat a LOSER
hahahahaha i am the youngest which sucks but
i is watching meerkat manor
feel sorry for u lil cain
i'm oldest and its FUN
cause they believe wat eva u say
*gives lil cain a hug*
vals go to this link it is my story i have added more http://alongstoryamelie.blogspot.com/
go to this link this is my story and vote
http://skulduggerystoriesfordereklandy.blogspot.com
*hugs vals back and sobs* *throws fire at skulboy and laughs *
this is war
get well soon! have you decided on a name for valkeries sybling?
how did you get it like that i want mine to look like that
hey lilmissbookworm
when i press finish it wont work same page
so its war ya BRING IT ON
vals can i be in your story and i will pit you in mine please
cool lil cain
*throws rocks and fire at vals and skulboy and jumps and starts flying*
so vals how do get my page to look like yours
ya kno i'm in the story
and guess who i am
ok good night gtg
byebye sweat dreams hope that sp turns into a movie
go to design top of page
and go to template designer
then click on awesome inc.
then save and thats all
amelie
well, i came back...
*tumble weed passes*
sigh...
i'm the new character lil cain
my taken name is Scarlet Creed
huh
wow
u had a long dinner
in my story or
yeah!
uh...well actually, my dad stopped me and we talked about Shakespear and his work 4 a while.....
....no, REALLY!
:P
ok go to your dash board thing
and click on design(top right hand corner)
then click on design templates
then click on 'awesome inc.
then apply to blog
then its done
yes in your story
no i did the background thing but i wanted to know what you ment by you are the new character you are going to be in the story but whqat story dfid you mean
*glances at Val and Cain*
uh....WAT?!
o.o
shake spear really
that must of been boring!
my story
i am the character
Scarlet creed
actually, it wasn't too boring!
i mean, it wasn't like a school lecture (trust me, my family and i hav the most random converastions ALL THE TIME).
and if it helps me with mah school stuff, then GREAT!
my dad haz A LOT of usless info....
>:P
ok so i get to be in your story and you will be in mine
sorry nyx
we're just talkin bout random stuff
right, ok!
i'm quite used 2 vat now...
:P
that would have been funny a little while ago my pe teacher had the weirdest convo with the girls we were waiting for some peole to get there school photos taken and then we started talking about the girls not wearing makeup and then they randomly come out with girls during pe you should sports bras while we play sports
ok
wat do u want your taken name to be then
make it sound awesome like mine
or original
celina flames or amelie cain
ok
thats
weird
lil cain
pe teachers and girls
not good
Nice!
probs the 1st, coz it's more like ur own...
ok i'll put u some where in the story
and my name can just be
Scarlet Creed
oh dont worry vals they are chicks so it wasnt so weird *drinks pop top*
*blinks*
huh?
*drinks another pop top*
wait....wat's a poptop?!
ok you can be someone that we meet up with and then joins our gang
a little bootle of cordial with a pop top lid
Scarlet Creed
is my taken name so yeah
ok my taken name is amelie cain
Oh!
Cool!
*slurps with straw*
my taken name: uh, well...Nyx Dawn!
:P
i'm a weapon forger
i make weapons
and i hav twin swords (2 swords and scabbards criss-crossed on bak)
knuckle buster
and pistol straped to right leg
black silky hair and
black clothing
ok
srry, g2g!
c ya!
*jumps out of Blogland*
i have long brown hair braided i am a pyro i have a bow and arrow and a sword tipped with poison and i am tall with curves i am fast and strong i work out a lot and i know martial arts and ju jidtsu
i make weapons out of magic
*stares at poptop awwwww its all gone sobs *
wat do u mean by
Pyro
i can just start fire from nothing
*gulps down a whole bottle of cordial without water*
ahhhhh tooo sugary and sweet
that is why pyro means fire
and i'm an elemental
hahahahahjahahahahah
i am a teleporter and a necromancer as well as pyro
cool
i thought Fletcher was the last teleporter though
do you get it now
this isnt a fanfiction
just a story similar but different same magic but different story line and plot
wat?
the magic is the same but i have a different plot
i'm makin same story line
but more characters
get it
mine is different
and more action and fighting and killing
hell yes but not in the first couple of chapters
i just adding to the novel pretty much not changing the story
like kinda writing book 7
somthin like that
well mine is completely different so yeah 1 chapter down
first couple chapters are just introducing new characters
we are the only two citzens of blogland at the moment
ok
i'll cut out the teleporter bit but keep everything else
ok thats cool
i kno
i'm waitin for dragona
wat bout u
idk
ok wat bout the name
i might have to leave for a little bit later but i will be back about 11:30 12:00 so yeah
amelie cain
is my taken name
u still there
i am leaving blogland but i will be back later bye fellow bloglanders luv yous all
Just sitting in the garden enjoying my dinner when SPLASH! ... mum could of told me she was having a water fight over the fence with the neighbours :3
Aww thanks for the 1st comment Kallista :D
hii everyone!!!!!!!
Hi Ayesha!
hii dragona!!! how are you???
I'm fine thanks Ayesha, it's been a while. How're you?
im good thanks for asking! soo how was school?
Alright. I hit a ball in Baseball during PE and it went right to the opposite end of the field, and right over the PE Block which was funny. I got 9 home runs for it :P
hi! FREEDOM TASTES SO SWEET! I HAVE FINISHED SCHOOL! WOOHOO!
Hi Kallista!
*hugs*
Can we go for a talk? :)
hiii lilith!!
thats soo cool dragona!!!
hiii kallista!!!!
The ball whined in the air because it was going really fast. I should have been a baseball player...
yes you should dragona.
awww....my comp froze and now i gtg bye everyone!!!!!!!!!!
Bye Ayesha.
i hate my life...
parents are cruel...
my mum is trying to ban me from going on a blog of any sort...
i don't know
i'm just on this every night, and she doesn't seem to like it for some reason...
Hi all!!!¡¡¡!!!
Hi Pyro!
That's awful Lilith. I hope she changes.
Hi Dragona!!!¡¡¡!!!
Octa says hi too!
my mum is wrestling for the computer as we speak- ahem... type. i am typing with one hand. (it's actually a laptop)
hi pyro!
LOL Lilith don't worry my parent have the same issues ....
but I hate my life is my saying! I claim it
COPYRIGHT COPYRIGHT! *wonders why no pianos fall down and hit Lilith for copyright like they do to her*
when i said that i'd started going on this blog (to my friend who has read skulduggery pleasant) she said: "you do know that the people on there could be old, sick-minded, ugly, evil people who want to try and kill you, right?"
and i said: "nah! it's okay on there! and i'm not giving any of my details! all they know is that i'm really called emily, and that i have loads of nicknames! and hey, there are literally hundreds of people over the world that are called emily! and of course they know that i live in the UK, but so what! there is so much ground there, they'd never find me if they were that kind of person, which they are not!"
:) that was a big speech! my friend never spoke of it again
You did right Lilith, it's a long speech :P
i have no pianos hitting me, one, because i play piano (quite well too, if i do say so myself), two, i am inside a house, and so it would have to appear out of thin air, and three, i have died over and over again! it would do practically nothing to me! (apart from kill me again so that i could be revived again!)
my mum has left me alone now! YAY! and i was also saying that about my life because all of the people that are at school hate me! (even the ones that i don't know!)
the people that i don't know, hate me because i am related to my brother, and literally everyone hates him! even my parents do!... *wonders about how he is related*
Hi Kalista and Lilith!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!
Everyone at my school hates me too Lilith.
Oh ... I never knew I was an old, ugly, evil person... and I never thought I would try and kill you...
however your friend is right in the fact that I am a tiny bit sick minded but not extremly sick minded! The again I guess everyone is a little sick minded the people who go overboard are the weird ones
I HAVE MY MY DECIDED DECISION OF DECISIONESS! *(that doesn't make sense...) MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED! no, hold on... everyone says that about their family that they don't like...
I have a really sharp toenail and its annoying me ....
*wonders off to find a hack saw*
don't worry kallista! she's REALLY paranoid! she gets it from her mum! (GOD I HATE TRACY... oops! i wan't supposed to say her name!)
My best friend is called Emily ... :)
.... My mums name Is Tracy ... *runs away*
and nicolette, don't use a hacksaw! they don't work! i should know, my dad's a builder! no, use hedgeclippers instead! they are much better!
I hope I'm not old, ugly, bla bla bla
It would be so annoying to wake up like that one day
REG
kallista, he brought it on himself! have you ever heard of warhammer? i have... about... how many times was it? (yes, i counted) 58332 times!
my best friend is- ahem-WAS called ellen! before everyone started hating me...
What's warhammer?
I think I've heard of it but that might have been years ago
Is it like plastic soldiers?
this is exactly what my brother just said to me: "There is this really coo, gun on this tank that dad just bought me! It costed £15! it's so cool! it has all of these different gruops that you can paint it for, but you already know that i'm making a super army of the marines! y'know, the blue ones! there is also this huge defence system, and a long line of guns for attacking-" etc.
Bye Kalista!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!
Come back soon!
by a cousin? all of my cousins live about 50 miles away...
bye kallista!
Aww bye Kallista :(
MY FRIEND USED TO HAVE WARHAMMER AS WELL!!!¡!¡!!!
Space marines,
He probably didn't have as much as your brother though
yah, my bruv's a nerd!
guys, i am useless! i need any descriptions of characters for my fan-fic all over again! i cannot ever remember anything!
*sigh*
G2G as well
Bye all!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!
apart from for dragona and kallista!
bye pyro!
Bye Pyro.
aw CRUD! I THINK I JUST BROKE MY FLIPPING LEG! I JUST FELL OFF MY BED AND CRUSHED IT! I CAN'T STAND UP! I'LL BE GONE A FEW MINUTES! MIGHT NOT BE BACK!
Ouch Lilith, I hope you're alright :o
Check out Bio-Rama to see descriptions of OCs
http://thespotforbios.blogspot.com/
i am back! no, it is not broken
yes, i am in constant pain
no, i do not know what is wrong, i'm not a freakin' docter! my dad however, studied human biology in univerity (even though he is now a builder (?)) and he seems to know, i just don't understand any of the technical words he uses when he explains!
i anyone there?
watch this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_HDjz5vQXo
I have to go for my tea now... I'll be back later, bye.
*hugs Kallista before he leaves*
bye dragona!
i'm all alone now aren't i!
AND I'M IN PAIN!
Get well soon
What is book 6 called plz tell
Hi.
hi! MY LEG HURTS SO FREAKIN' BAD!
WATCH THE VIDEO ON MY PROFILE! IT MATCHES ME PERFECTLY, SINCE I WAS HAVING A GREAT DAY WHEN I TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE! also, it matches me in my fan-fic!
I'm sorry your leg hurts bad Lilith, I hope you get better soon.
Hi Kallista!
*hugs*
Can we go for a talk? Or does the Ipad only let you do one thing at once?
Alright Kallista :)
I'm here. I would never leave you Kallista!
Alright :)
Hey Kallista, I have to go for 15 mins. I'll be back soon. Please don't leave!
i is all alona again! typical that i should go just before a conversation starts, then comeback just before it finishes! for ***********************'s sake!
heyyy!
uhh lilith im here?
uhh not any more
Right I'm back. My sister wants to go on the laptop so I will be back soon. I'm glad you're not left alone Kallista :)
*hugs Kallista*
I'll be back soon! Bye!
OH GOD! PEOPLE, COME BACK! I NEED YOUR HELP!!!!!!!!
HELP ME! MY LEG FREAKIN' HURTS, I NEED HELP WITH MY FAN-FIC, AND I'M ALL ALONE! HELL!
PLEASE! PLEASE, COME BACK PEOPLE
yes kallista!
i told my parents already! my dad knows what's wrong, because he studied human biology in university, but he goes all technical when he explains.
and thanks for speaking!
hi everyone.
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