Oooooooh your Golden God is not feeling well.
Your Golden God is SICK, Minions. I'm not used to being sick. I NEVER get sick. And yet, here I am, sick and feeling miserable...
So why am I posting, you ask? Am I looking for sympathy? Pffft. I need NOT your sympathy. Sympathy is for the WEAK. I post, not to share my woes, but to share my joys.
Book 6 is finished.
I have emailed it to my editor and agent, and it is currently printing out for Laura, and I now have a few days to recover from my illness before I read back over it and spot where it can be improved. At the moment, it's a long one, about 10,000 words longer than Mortal Coil. Whether it'll keep that word count after the rewrite, I don't know.
But it's done.
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*helps ann up off the ground and gives her a hug too*
I was just feeding a baby goat. She was done and got squirmy, so I let her down and she peed on the floor. So now I'm going to clean up.
Words in my hands are a blunt instrument! A rusty one, at that.
thank you
and yes i am
i'm a normal teen with a boyfriend
as if thats not normal
i lol too much
Ann check out my blog at:
http://skulduggerystoriesfordereklandy.blogspot.com
if your bak form clening urine
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
*face goes red from loling and falls to the ground*
*starts getting teary eyes*
hey look its CB (cleverbot)
Sorry, then was posting at goat forum, doe is sick. :-( I am stressing the hell out.
Val, I might be older and more married than you think. ;-D
i taught it how to kick someone yesterday
and it kicked Dragona in the gut
ok
so i'm guessing u r 25 years old
am i right
:-P Nice, Kallista.
we shall
i like tea
lol xD
Hello! :-D
ew!!
the yellow stuff puts me off my tea
hi Leona
*goes up to her and gives her a hug*
...higher.
Going to bring that goat in and put her in the bathroom with a space heater. :-/ *worries*
EVERYONE SHALL HAV A TAKEN NAME
FOR MINE IS SCARLET CREED
*picks leona off the ground and wraps her in bandages*
LOL u look like a mummy now
lol laughs at leona because she cant move
so far on my blog people want more of it
:-) *hugs back* Hi Val! Hi Kallista! Hi Mom! *Dances around in circles, but not too close to the yellow stuff*
yay lets pour sugar on her
Oh. I didn't realize i had been turned into a candy cane. :-p *trys to walk* *falls*
hu?
who's your mum
y did u say hi mum
laugh's a leona which has fallen on the ground
Ann marie is my mom.
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLLOLOLLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
oh
ok
i was talkin to a grown up ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
runs away screaming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i had no idea!!!!!
i think i insulted her
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*unwraps Leona and cleverly uses bandages to repair Kallista's pants*
There! Nice job, if I do say so myself.
a teenager insuling a gown up aint good!!!!!!!!!!
SORRY
MRS Ann Marie
for some unknown reason
*sobs dramatically*
How... how could you? Not recognize my obvious maturity! WOE!
*sniffles*
*stops talking to Scarlet*
*while running tumbles over sharp rocks and breaks wrist AGAIN*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How was i supose to kno
*gets down on knees and begs for mercy*
lamp post chases me and tries to hit me with light bulb
Oooh. Now the lamp post is going to be _really_ angry with you!
>:-D *laughs* I HAVE STARTED A WAR! (sort of) *runs around and trips on lampost*
*laughs at Leona*
er, I mean, *helps Leona up* Are you ok, honey?
*brings out sword from its scabbard and starts chasing lamp post instead*
puts broken wrist in sling
Kallista is being dragged by me
she scowls at me
Seriously, how would you know? Other than my obvious lack of text-speak fluency, and (relatively) conservative use of exclamation points?
I can fix that, at least. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm totally twelve. :-D
lol
on second thoughts are you twelve
REALLY!
*borrows Val's sword to cut bandages and release poor Kallista*
*misses and accidentally cuts off Kallista's hand*
Oh, man. Dragona is going to kill me extra dead.
Yeah, yeah imm ooke. *falls over again*
uh-oh
I was mistaken
your still truly a grown up
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Kallista's hand is on me
and its wriggling
EX!CLAM!ATION PO!INTS ARE! AW!ESO!ME!!!!!! :-P
*takes a pistol out that was strapped on leg*
*starts shooting lamp post*
Ann marie stares at me and thinks
*are 13 year olds allowed to use guns?*
i Shout at Kallista
"dont worry i'm sure hands grow back"
I want to have a floppy hand! *grabs saw* Scarlet, my arm is frozen solid. You'll have to cut it off!
Um. Need a tourniquet? *fashions one from scarlet ribbons* C'mmere, Kal! This won't hurt a bit!
wat the heck leona
r u crazy
u want your arm to be cut off
*is blinded by Leona's exclamation post*
i'm being chased by a living lamp post and u want me to cut off your arm
Yeah! Come on, it will be great! ;-D
"dont worry i'm sure hands grow back,Kallista"
Painfully i think
You're supposed to say, "I can't, I've already cut both my own arms off!" Or something like that.
Oh, that's all right. I'll come to you.
*stalks Kallista, brandishing scarlet ribbons*
PISTOL RAN OUT OF BULLETS AND THE LAMP POST IS STILL CHASING ME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sticks foot out and trips lamp post*
You're welcome!
oh its dead
NOW
*thanks MRS ANN
*picks up sword and slides it bak into the scabbard and picks up empty pistiol*
Mrs ann gets angry at me for using a gun and sword at a young age
.... I really don't get called Mrs. that often. o.O
It goes like this. *pulls away curtain reveling Spongebob and Patrick in a box* Pat"Spongebob, my leg is frozen solid. you'll have to cut it off!" Sb"I can't do that patrick." Pat"Why not?" Sb" because i already cut off my own arms!" Helicopter"Attention climbers! the saws are on the way." Sb & Pat"Yay!
*runs around jumping and dancing because the lamp post is dead*
well i'm being polite
lol
I have no idea why I typed that entire thing. :-/
Where's Kallista
Kallista where r u?
To refresh my memory. :-)
I think she got dragged away by teh lamppost. *waits*
*helps Kallista out from under the lamp post*
her arm starts to grow bak painfully
Kallista! What are you doing under that lamp post?
told u arms grow back
*Looks down* Oh, there you are! *pulls Kallista up* Do you want to cut off my arm?
no need to worry u only gotta wait a few hours for your whole arm to grow bak
What do u think dragona's gonna say about your arm
chops up lamp post with sword
Probably something very uncomplimentary about my lack of coordination and swordsmanship skills.
*hides from Dragona*
Well i'm going to pt a giant bandage on my arm so it doesn't grow back. :-)
Yay! A mohawk! Always never wanted one of those... oh, wait.
*runs away*
Aaahh! *runs from Kallista*
... Don't think that's going to get you out of any chores, Leona.
-.- I never do them anyway,remember?
Point. :-P
Here you go. *hands Kallista a motorcycle*
Oooh, nice tats!
Ok, I'm dying of tired here. Didn't sleep last night so I'm going to try to now. Terrified that poor goat is going to kick off while I'm out, though. :-(
Goodnight, Scarlet. Goodnight, Leona. Goodnight, Kallista... you're not planning to shave any messages into the back of my head while I'm sleeping, are you?
On second thought. *hands Kallista a helmet*
K, bye! Poor goat.
*hands Kallista bandages,duct tape and a thing to protect her from lightning* Where did Scarlet go?
*hands Dragona earplugs* *hands self earplugs*
Ok. Goodnight Kallista! *waves calmly*
WHY IS THERE NO ONE HERE!
heyy
pplz what upp
*Waves crazily* THERE'S NO ONE HERE (Here) AND EVERYBODY'S ASLEEP HERE (At my house). Grr. D-:<
Hi! Yay, someone is here! ...do I know you?
Oh, NOW I have to go. Oh well. Bye!
hey leona i am here but i may not answer right away cuz i is writing a story
is anyone on i am bored
*USES MAGIC YORKSHIRE PUDDING TO HEAL KALLISTA*
*wonders if he should kill Ann for hurting his wife*
hey dragona what upp
Hmm I just saw my wife being hurt... that's probably all that's up.
ok your wife is kallista yeah ? well well i just got home from school bout hour ago so yeah
Yes. My wife is Kallista :)
ok well i here you proposed to her on here
Yes, I proposed to her on the Overflow actually :)
the overflow?
Yes. I made an Overflow blog for this one, for us to go on when it gets full.
this is my well story as it is not a fanfic
http://alongstoryamelie.blogspot.com/
nice well i think that you should look at my blog/story
I've read it and left a comment.
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y thank you i wrote the last part of that before
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what is with the f's
I claim 1st comment for Kallista Pendragon who is probably asleep right now! :)
I have to go to school now... I'll be on tonight, bye.
*hugs Kallista before he leaves*
you sould go on fanfiction.netand read a birthday case in france b valkyre flames and the other skulduggery pleasant fanfics
now i will be the only one on that sucks
i am going to sing at the top of me voice
* LALALALALALALALALALALALALA nonononono dont lie ahhhhhhhhhhh macarena* echos in the distance
*
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the Ocean Causing a Commotion
Cuz they are so awesome
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty White
They beat a polarbear in a fight
Like an underwater Unicorn
They got a kickass facial horn!
Their the jedi's of the sea!
They stop Cthuly eating ye!
Narwhals they are Narwhals Narwhals!
Just dont let them touch your balls!
Narwhals They are narwhals!
Inventors of the Shishkebab!**sings loudly*
hi people
hey u on lil cain
heyy persons
hey isabella
*runs up to her and tackles her with a hug just like Kallista*
theres only the two of us in blogland
wat a shame
i had a nice talk to Kallista too
r u still there isabella???????????????????
gtg
be back on soon or tomorrow
dont go i need someone to talk to
i am now the only citizen in blogland
*lands in Blogland*
ooof!
:P
*looks around*
ahem.
note to self: practice landing
*taps her foot*
ok!
no1 is here!
Goodbye!
*jumps back out*
*trots into blogland riding a silver magical unicorn*
*dismounts the unicorn*
*unicorn starts to fly away* NO!!! COME BACK!!!!!
*Tessa grabs unicorn's tail*
*Tessa floats higher and higher, slowly disappearing into the sky*
*lets go of the unicorn*
*crashes to the ground with a thud* Hehe :) Hey everyone!
NOOO!!!! NYX!!!! COME BACK!!!! *grabs onto Nyx's foot to stop her from leaving*
*is slowly dragged into the distance*
*crawls back into blogland* It's okay, folks... I'm fine! *looks around* Oh... No ones here... Ah well *proceeds to do a little dance*
*tumbleweed rolls past*
*sings to herself*
Nobody's here
Nobody's here
I am all alone
Coz nobody's here!
Hi little cain! *hugs*
liitle cain? Hellooo?
Well I've gotta go now... Bye!!!
hi little cain
if your on
no1 is on wat a shame
how shameful
i think this counts as talkin to myself
how weird of me :(
*lands in Blogland, face planting*
still...working...on...landing...
*jumps up*
hello?
omg still no one on
*jumps on Val's head*
HI!
:P
hi nyx
lol
how's life?
*runs up to her and tackles her with a hug just like Kallista*
LOL
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
wait, how can u run up 2 ur own head?
.....hmmmmmm
fun
i didnt go 2 skool 2day cause cross country was canceled and every1 went home
wat do u mean
i ran up 2 u
oh...huh?
srry, my head is running around 2day....
*head jumps off and runs away*
HEY! Come back here!
*runs after head*
uses a fishing rod to catch head 4 nyx
*grabs her head*
thanx!
*tries putting it back on, but it falls off*
damn, not again!
:P
lol
head rolls onto foot here u go nyx
i'll get super glue for u
thanx!
lol, that reminds me of the time when Scapegrace glued his ear on....
*scolds head*
....wait, how do i have lips?
how do i hav eyes?
how do i hav a......a.......A.....BRAIN?!
o.O
got no idea
*shrugs*
oh well!
*body disapears*
DAMN!
NOT AGAIN!
;D
wat?
thats just RANDOM
hey check out my blog on:
http://skulduggerystoriesfordereklandy.blogspot.com/
OK!
*wonders over there*
GREAT!
I commented...
...here's mine, if u want it!
http://letthesunglasseslive.blogspot.com/
:P
*sniffs*
wat's that i smell?!
DINNER!
brb!
:D
COOL
its sooooooooooooooo
long
so. bloody. BORED!!!!
Daytime tv sucks
i'm typing another chapter of mine right now
hi violet
its
8:00pm here in Australia
where do u live
Hi!!!
I'm sick so thats why i'm home
:(
Ireland and it's 11.00 am
i really shud go tidy my room
i better go BYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!:)
who else is on right NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so where is dragona and little cain
i dont kno
i'm sure little cain is not on
but i kno dragona is at skool
i am write here
oh ok shes on
i kno nyx is eating dinner then
i'm eating corn flakes for dinner
hey what up i am about to watch meerkat manor
i wonder if derek answered my question hmmmmmm ?
hey skulboy
do u hav foxtel
little cain
i have it on disc but yes i do
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