Oooooooh your Golden God is not feeling well.
Your Golden God is SICK, Minions. I'm not used to being sick. I NEVER get sick. And yet, here I am, sick and feeling miserable...
So why am I posting, you ask? Am I looking for sympathy? Pffft. I need NOT your sympathy. Sympathy is for the WEAK. I post, not to share my woes, but to share my joys.
Book 6 is finished.
I have emailed it to my editor and agent, and it is currently printing out for Laura, and I now have a few days to recover from my illness before I read back over it and spot where it can be improved. At the moment, it's a long one, about 10,000 words longer than Mortal Coil. Whether it'll keep that word count after the rewrite, I don't know.
But it's done.
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«Oldest ‹Older 3001 – 3200 of 4323 Newer› Newest»hi flame! do you wanna be in my fanfic? i need more people!
gotta go for food now, but if you wanna be in my fan-fic, just leave your description on here for me for when i get back!
Hi all!
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to heal Kallista*
Hello friends, anyone there??
Hi Alexia! How're you doing?
Hi Kallista!
*hugs*
Don't worry, I won't :)
A typical day in the life of Alexia Rue for me, Dragona. How are you, my friend???
guys... i need more people for fan-fic! i'm an idiot and i keep forgetting all of the people who've already asked, but this time, i'm writing it down...
Hi Dragona!
*stays on floor, mumbling something about eating too much*
OHMYGOD! ARE YOU OKAY KALLISTA?!
I'm alright. In baseball I smashed the ball over the PE block and over the opposite side of the field which was awesome. And our field is HUGE at school! It was an amazing shot, I got 9 home runs and a "out of the park" for it :P
*watches Kallista slip on a banana peel and then slam into a wall.*
: O
*shakes head in confusion*
You okay my friend?
my last lesson for about two weeks now, was science, and it was SOOO FUNNY!
Aquila, thankyou for defending me when I wasn't here against Niall. I appriciate it. I still can't believe he tried to deny insulting me though...
*hugs her*
you are already in my fan-fic kallista... unless you mean my novel
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ahh, I wish I could live your life Dragona. Everything awesome seems to happen to you my friend.
*runs around with Kallista on his back*
:P
*cocks head at Dragona*
*hugs him back*
No need to say thank you, though. You know me, most of the time I just say what I'm thinking. ^^
Oh man, you - my friends - are so awesome and I think you are so great! : )
Awesome and me don't belong in the same sentence Alexia. Everybody in my school hates me and I'm pretty much public enemy number one although I've done nothing wrong. I TRIED to be beaten up by 200 people and owned them all. Oh and I have one friend. That's a good thing. Every day people TRY and beat me up but just get owned, but the intention is there. Then I have my photographic memory and being psychic to contend with and it always knocks me out and pisses me off. The only good things that happen are doing a flip before slamdunking in basketball, smashing the ball over the PE block and then coming on here.
*OC walks up to her and glares at her*
*sighs*
*pushs her out of the room again, whispering to her*
anyway, in my science lesson, mr armstrong was talking about forces and stuff, and i was talking to my friends ('cause i'm a genius in science (get it from my family)) and he asked us: "girls, do you know what i just said?" i said: "No, sorry sir!" and he said: "What would happen if i jumped out of a plane?" then i said: "You'd die?" Then he said: "No. We just went through three stages, and the last was me pulling out a parachute." then i said: "but you could still die." then he said: "No, not with a parachute." then i said: "But what if you parachuted into a volcanoe?" then ha just stared at me and went back to not asking me questions.
LOL! i am so mean to my teachers! LOL!
i have got aquila, kallista, dragona, and isabella in my fan-fic. i need a few more people though...
LOL Lilith.
She's bored, Kallista, because I'm not writing fanfic...
^^
Hmmm, many many many people believe that if you look up awesome in the dictionary, the definition will be 'Dragona Pine'.
You ARE awesome my friend. And so what if the people at your school don't like you? You are liked on the blog (a lot more than me) so don't say you aren't awesome, friend. You and Kallista are like the King and Queen of this blog. You are so unique and interesting and so much fun to talk to. Not to mention all the help you've ever given me...
Having a photographic memory isn't wierd, I have one too.
Dragona Pine = AWESOME!
: )
Hi all
Hi Pyro!
i agree with alexia! especially about the king and queen thingy! you two seriously are!
hi pyro!
*cocks head at Dragona and Kallista*
I'm no fan of monarchy...
Drag myself from my bed
Around twenty past six
Get my kids up, make breakfast
One egg, two toast, three Weetabix
And as I sit down I look up
And you're standing in the doorway, sun at your back
In my old brown dressing gown
Well, no one can love you more than I love you now
But I gotta go, running for the bus
Coat flying and I try not to miss it this time
But the drivers waiting and that's strange
Kids on the top deck, quiet for a change
And there's no rain and no roadworks
In the bus lane and all my hurts run away
And I'm smiling as I'm punching in
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my wife
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
The secretaries they got a smile for me
And the in tray on my desks almost empty
I get a memo from executive Joe
Saying Rob the gob is getting kicked out
For embezzling funds from the company account
And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't chuffed
'Cause I always hated Rob
And now they'll probably offer me Robs old job
And in the park at lunch
There's no whinos on my favorite bench
None of that drunk chatter, none of that pissy stench
And the scrawny little pigeons with the gammy legs
Decide to dive bomb from someone else's sandwich instead
And there's something about the city today
Like all the colors conspire to overwhelm the gray
And this close to the fire I can feel no cold
But a rainbow halo around my soul
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my wife
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
So I leave work, get to the high street and I miss my bus
Should I wait for another? No I can't be arsed, I begin to walk
And rush hour crowd seem to part like the red sea
And I'm stopping at the offy
Twenty cigarettes and a six pack to relax me
And as I cross back over the street
I guess I never saw that taxi
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my wife
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
Hi Aquila!!!¡¡¡!!!
And the only mistake in the thing about you Dragona is that Dragona = AWESOME x99999999999
Now that makes 3 photographic memories on the blog that I know about and 2 people being psychic. We are an odd bunch :P
I'm not awesome, and Alexia you are very much liked on this blog. And I'm not king of the blog. And I'm unique... that makes me feel special :P but I'm not fun to talk to. I depress people.
hiii everyone!!!! guess what i found out today????
Oh, I'm sorry Aquilla. I was unaware that you didn't like monarchy. I'm sorry if I've offended you, please don't blame them as it was I who posted it. I can remove it if you like...?
Please stop saying I'm awesome...
you is depressing me by saying that you do! stop it dragona! just face it! you is awesome, whether you like it or not!
What Ayesha?
Great! All I seem to be doing is going around and upsetting people. I can't do anything right!!!
YOU ARE ********************************* AWESOME DRAGONA! GET OVER IT! -ahem-
And I have a semi-photographic memory/imagination
If someone picks up a pair of scissors at the other side of a room then I flinch and cover my eyes
It's weird
Latch hooking! I'm making a horse :)
*cocks head at Alexia*
Ummm... sorry... guess one has to be used to my humour to see it...
I'm not offended at all, I just wanted to do this:
*throws pillows at Dragona and Kallista*
... i need help ...
Alexia, you're not upsetting anyone. I was just being modest :P
Aquila may not be a fan of monarchy but I'm sure you didn't offend her. You can do plenty of things right :)
Language Lilith... *tuts*
Pryo, I'm not sure that you can have a semi photographic memory. I think you might just have a phobia of scissors.
Oh, it is apparent that all I seem to do is make people apologise or depressed at my accusations. What should I do???
Throws another pillow at Dragona and Kallista
A pillow? Why a pillow? :S
What is wrong Lilith???
i heard that there was a bomb in the town center and police had to evacuate everyone out like really quickly! but after someone deactivated it and none knows who did it!!!! i dont now if its true or a rumour!!!! :O
*dives behind a box at the incoming pillows*
*calls to Alexia*
You're not depressing anyone. We're only appologising that you feel that you depress people. Please don't feel bad because honestly, you have done nothing wrong.
my mother just left for work... and she was ****** smoking a ******* cigarette! ******* her! she ****** shouldn't ****** be doing that!
*sees dragona shaking his head disapprovingly*
*shuts up*
Because pillows are the best way to fight kings and queens: you can throw the crown from their head without hurting them.^^
*throws another pillow at Dragona's crown*
hey guys!
*juggles rabbits*
what's up?
no i don't need help 'cause of that! i need more people in my fan-fic!
@Alexia:
Well, as far as I am concerned: Don't worry about offending me. If you actually would offend me, you'd notice it.^^
*tries to give Dragona a jaffa cake but is knocked unconscious by a pillow travelling 500 mph*
Hmm... Aquila has a strong throw....
hi geckogirl! wanna be in my fan-fic? please!
Well...
Does getting some of the highest marks in the class when I have literally done NO revision count?
And also, I'm fine when I'M the one with the scissors
:)
It might just be a fear of sharp objects
REG
:D
It's her own decision Lilith. I know smoking is really nasty and I will never do it because I'm not that kind of person. But please just forget it, you can tell her off or something later.
I don't have a crown because I'm not the king! :P
*catches the pillow and throws it back*
whats a fan-fic?
@Ayesha:
Bombs aren't special over here. We find old bombs of first and second world war all the time, for example when we digg cellars for houses.
it's this thing you've written that is based on something like skulduggery pleasant, that you like!
i meant that a fanfic is no!
ooohhhhh! I'd love too Lilith!
yay!!!!!!! fan-fictions!!!!!!!
*runs around madly*
sorry, kinda hyper since t'was the final day of school today! wooooot!
Hmm Pryo, try learning 10 paragraphs in spanish off by heart when you've looked at it for less than a second. Then being able to say it perfectly with no mistakes. I did that, if you can do it then you have a photographic memory. Remember LESS than a second.
i need description geckogirl!!!
*is hit by the pillow Dragona throw at her*
*falls over*
*looks out from under the pillow*
Good thing I didn't throw something harder at you...
lol i need to change this name i dont remeber changing it to no
Hi Geckogirl!
*rolls eyes at- at what?! no idea! oh well... rolls her eyes anyway*
Sighs and sits in the corner wondering when people will start to acknowledge her exist-stance
ohh! theres one on biorama lilith! I'll just get the linky-dink now!
Hi Skylara!
hi nicolette! did i say that i'd put you in my fan-fic?!...
And hi Nicolette!
OMG i checked the news its not a rumor its TRUE *faints* my mum went town today OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice one dragona! congtrats! i've had first twice!
Hey :D sorry for slow replies everyone I'm latch hooking
And thanks for putting me in your stories their great!
*cocks head at Ayesha*
Is it an old bomb that didn't blew off or a new one?
I've got to go now, my dinner is calling me!
*GOODBYE FRIENDS*
*Throws several pillows in the air and vanishes in a cloud of purple mist*
http://thespotforbios.blogspot.com/2010/09/skylara-wolfbane.html
^there t'is lilith!
hi nicolette! *gives her a cookie*
LOL Kallista! :) if you're the queen, and I'm married to you... that makes me the King :)
*admires crown*
:P
nicolette, if i said that i would put you in my fan-fic, then i need your description YET AGAIN (if you ever gave it to me...)!!!!!!!
Bye Alexia!
*looks at Queen Kallista*
*grins evily*
Ohh... you won't have fun reigning... wait, what exactly do you want to rain?
(Please notice: reigning Germany isn't nice... ^^)
Lol kallista! *hugs her back* I could never not like you! ;)
what are you talking about ayesha?
bye alexia! i am reading it now geckogirl! (dissapears in a dark puff of black, smoky shadows*
*echoy voice says from nowhere in particular: DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER VAMPIRES WHO CAN DO THAT?!*
Bye Alexia!
Yes I do Lilith. Larten Crepsley from the Darren Shan books, he's a kind of magician so he will be able to do that.
ahhhhh, how i have missed this blog...
*hugs blog*
*blog runs away*
DONT LEAVE MEEEEEE! *hurries after blog*
well tough dragona! i is back now, and thing is, i is no longer a darren shan vampire!
what the hell geckgirl?!
i meant geckOgirl! not geckgirl!
*does three backflips*
*does three flips around a pole*
*then leaps off it, followed by five cartwheels*
*and then another backflip*
*lands perfectly*
Ta-da!
sorry comp froze!!
@aquila
i think it was a new one!!! =S
sweeeeeeeeeeet!
i meant to dragona!
*blinks at Kallista*
Sorry, what did you say? I never listen to people like polititians...
REG
*looks at crown*
*changes to eagle*
*flys over Kallista, stealing her crown*
That was mean Aquila.
hmm... aquila could get quite a bit of money from that crown...
did anything happen on da blog that was absoluterly and utterly caterstrophic while i was away for like....most of 3 or 4 weeks?
*gets out marshmallow gun and shoots Aquila from the sky*
*collects the crown and put it back on Kallista's head*
:P
and by the way people! kallista and dragona may be king and queen, but derek is still the god!
*looks down at Dragona*
*sighs in her thoughts*
*lands*
*changes back to human*
*gives Kallista her crown back*
Better?
*chucks grand piano over balcony randomly*
Hello!
Bye-bye!
I wonder, Derek Landy, are you reading all this? You must be bored now that BOOK 6 IS FINISHED!!!
C:
hey... um dragona... you wouldn't mind firing that gun this way would ya?
*opens mouth really wide*
If you count me having an argument with Trohyman catastrophic... then a near argument with Niall last night... do you ever get the feeling the blog would be better off without you?
*fires at Lilith*
But hello, oh um... King and Queen? Various minions? People in general? Hehe. :)
*eats marshmallow as it knocks her to floor with force*
fanks dwagona! *mumbles while eating marshmallow*
hiii lexi!!!
*dives after Kallista, catches her and uses rocket boots to fly back up to Blogland*
KALLISTA! NOOOOOOOOOO! *jumps after her and dies YET AGAIN*
ohhh dear....what did u and niall argue about this time?
better off without me? *wells up* what are you implying?
oh god skylara, your just too dang weird for everyone on this blog...
*bursts into tears and runs around in circles*
Hi Lexi-Anne, don't think we've me...
*sees Kallista jumping from a cliff*
*screams*
*follows her, only to see that she landed in a big pool of chocolate pudding*
No Geckogirl. Don't be upset. Niall insulted me yet again although he repeated what I already said and then called ME dumb. At least I didn't needlessly insult someone and made myself look stupid by repeating what they already said that I called them stupid for. Then he had the nerve to deny it too!
And I meant me. Because sometimes it feels like all I do is cause arguments. I'm sorry if you thought it was you.
*hits the ground finally (it was a big cliff) and splats messily across ground*
Well they must happen a lot. And it must not be a coincidence I'm in the middle of every single one of them.
don't worry dragona, i dont think you cause arguments!
it's just that everyone here on this blog has their own minds and thoughts so sometimes people may clash.
The blog would most deffinatly not be better without you!
and im glad you didnt mean me lol!
Thanks kallista lol t'is awesome to be back!
*actually it's not Lilith splatting across the ground, but the chocolate pudding she fell in*
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to heal Lilith*
I IS NOW FREAKIN' COVERED IN CHOCOLATE-COVERED-FEATHERS!
and my leg doesn't hurt 'cause of that dragona! thanks!
BUT THE CHOCOLATE AND FEATHERS ARE NOT COOL!
*trys not to laugh at Lilith*
*fails*
*rolls on floor, laughaing*
Like a dirty chicken...
ooohhhh chocolate feathers! *trys to catch them in her mouth*
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! HELP! I DROWNING IN CHOCOLA... *makes blubbing noises*
does anyone know when book 6 is coming out??
OMG!!!! BRB GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PART 11 OF MY FAVORITE SHERLOCK FANFICTION OF ALL TIME IS OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
*SCRRREEEEEEAMMMMMMMSSSS*
BACK IN 10 MINUTES!
*HYPERVENTILATES
*throws rope at lilith*
*pulls her out of the pudding-pool*
You should learn how to swim...
no joke, my heart starts pounding when i read it coz its so darn exciting!
*sees everyone looking at her strangely and backing away slowly*
*skylara giggles insanely*
i can FREAKIN' SWIM! CHCOLATE PUDDING IS LIKE QUICKSAND!
i have already seen it kallista... even though i don't know hellboy as aperson... i know the movie though...
i OWN hellboy (the movie)! IT IS REALLY COOL!
Hello Ayesha :) Oooh, pretty name name :)
Hi Aquila! :D No, we haven't met. Are we witnessing a murder/suicide scene? What an interesting way to meet :)
Hey Kallista! :D
*waves like a lunatic with both hands flapping up and down*
Hello Dragona, Lilith, Geckogirl and Crystal :)
Chocolate chickens? Um... It's getting really hard to follow this conversation... imma start my own! I wonder what the Super Moon signified? :O
i need more people in fan-fic! i have isabella, aquila, dragona, kallista and skylara, all of which seem to end with an 'a'...
Hello citizens of blogland!
Hoods are overrated! everyone should use violin cases!
Hi Lexi :)
Hi Mar!
hi mar! i died again just now!
ADD MARCH! ADD HER LILITH! ADD HER!
FANFICTION ROCKS!!!!
I've given it up for Lent, though :(
Um. Massive hint/self-advertisement: Lexi doesn't end with 'a'.... (:.)
oh no sorry! i almost dieddidn't i... CAUSE I WOZ TURNED INTO A FREAKIN' CHICKEN!
hiii mar-chu!!
is that you mar, with a different name?... or someone else that i don't know... i ain't puttin' people that i don't know...
*blinks*
Usually I'm the boring one...
*wonders*
Hehe. Conversations that are hard to follow are that much awesomer when you're a secret agent...
Hello Mar-Chu :) I agree. Violin cases are underrated. They even have soft velvet cushioning for scalp comfort.
I have to go for a little bit. Bye.
http://thespotforbios.blogspot.com/2011/03/mars-oc.html
This is a rough bio for March (my character). I say ROUGH, for i am editing the bio.
i have a violin! i am an expert at playing! (oh yes!) i also know piano!
bye dragona!
i will put her in mar! hold on guys for a sec while i have a look!
bye dragona!
Bye Dragona!
I have a violin too! I'm not an expert at that... But I'm an expert classical guitarist :) Yay, musicians unite! :D
Bye Dragona :)
I have returned!
And now that both mar and aquila are here....ITS TIME FOR THE COIN TOSS TO DETERMIN WHICH OF YOU TWO SHALL ALSO STAR IN MY ONE OFF FAN-FIC!
Erm... Kallista... sorry to be the one to tell you that, but I think somethings wrong with your eyes...
*puts mirror in front of her*
*wanders in*
Hello~
I take heads!
hii thalia!
lol i know aquila! and mar takes tails and...toenails...
ill head over to my blog to do da results now! *zooms away*
Hi Ayesha and Aquila!
mar... does march have a surname?
Hello Thalia :)
No no, Aquila, there's nothing wrong with Kallista's eyes. One of them simply got distracted by a Nargle.
And now I have to go... Darn it, before the amazing face-off decision :( I'll be back!
Bye guys, goodnight and stay AWESOME :D :D :D
*leaves to the sound of falling anvils*
I TAKE TOES! TOES I SAY!
(sorry...i was distracted. so, hi/bye! and...I PICK NOODLES THALIA!)
TOES!
Back.
MAR! does march have a surname?!
hi again dragona!
hi again dragona!!!
Bye Lexi and hi Dragona!
Hi Lexi-Anne, Kallista, Mar!
I've been doing alright Kallista. My coughing has been giving me headaches, but Advil solves it xD
bye lexi!
Aww...bye Lexi.
Hi Dragona!
MAR! ANSWER ME MAR! WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?! *looks around madly*
Surname?
eh?
Nickname ya mean?
or last name?
or GIVEN NAME?
or CHOSEN NAME?
or TRUE NAME?
Hello again people :)
Thanks Kallista.
Mar - surname = last name.
*sighs* mar, ill put you down for toes/ tails!
i'm just going to flip the coin....noowwww!
DRAGONA!
*pokes*
Dragona.
*pokes*
dragona.
*pokes*
hey, hey dragona.
last name mar! last name!
ah! that would be Pathway!
*laughs as Kallista knocks him down and hugs her back*
Hello again :)
sorry mar! i can see it now! i didn't read it right! i'm an idiot!
i gtg now might be back later but i doubt it! byeeeee!!!
bye Ayesha!
*pokes dragona*
hey! hey! hey Dragona!
oh god. i flipped it and it landed on the table as one and then it fell off the table and landed on the other...
shall i do it again or just count it before it landed off the table!
WHO KNEW FLIPPING A COIN WOULD BE SO HARD!?
bye ayesha!
AGGAIN!
Bye Ayesha!
again? ok mar ill flip it again.....
:) i like smileys (:
Bye Ayesha!
*cocks head at Kallista*
*Pokes dragona*
hey.
*poke*
hey
*pokes*
hey dragona
LOL, I take it as you love Ribena, Kallista?
RIBENA?! WHERE?!
heyaaa :)
*screams*
*falls onto thalia*
*puts on pair of sunglasses*
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