Hello there.
Sorry for the delay- I was hauled into hospital last week and have only just got out. I'd never been sick before, so it was a whole new and thoroughly dull/painful/annoying experience for me, one that I hope I never repeat. I'm still not recovered, so it'll be a few days before I resume normal service, but I know how much my Minions need their chatting space- so chat away...!
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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Now im going! Night all!
DANIEL JACKSON
AMERICA RULES!
Hmm I'm trying to find a relatively short POEM that I can actually understand xD
That was beautiful Nicolette!
This book is quite interesting, though!
Oh she posted a POEM? I didn't see it.
Ah must be on the last page!
gah guys i gotta go its getting late and i still have a TON of homework to finish! hopefully will be on later i hope SEE YA!
By Skulgirl!
A paragraph from a POEM called "The Faerie Queene" by Edmund Spenser
A gently Knight was pricking on the plaine,
Yecladdin mightie armes and silver shielde,
Wherein old dints of deepe wounds did remaine,
The cruell makes of many a bloudy fielde;
Yet armies till that time did he never wield:
His angry steede did chide his foaming bitt,
As much disdayning to the curbe to yield:
Full jolly knight he seemed, and faire did sitt,
As one for knightly giusts and fierce encounters fitt.
Oh farewell, Skulgirl!
Bleh I take too long to copy something!
I like the name Spencer too. :]
I like a lot of names, actually.... :]
What are some real names y'all like?
I think the name Sophia is lovely.
Yes, Sophia is pretty!
It makes me think of Greece for some reason... I don't like Greece... Why don't I like Greece?
Hmmm....
What about guy names? :]
Uhh.......
I dunno.......
Philip?
Off the top of my head, guy names I like are Luke, Matthew, Derek, and Jack. :]
Oh yeah! I like Phillip!
Is that Munchers, by the way?
My profile picture? Yeah, I suppose so. It's actually just a random picture of a Munchkin cat I found online and named Munchers after a cat in a story I'm writing. I don't actually own a Munchkin cat named Munchers xD
Hmm I should really be working on my fan-fic... Or at least my short story....
Oh cool!
Well it's adorable. :]
Want to see my cat?
O.o
Why are deleting comments
Sure, I'd love to!
I have a picture of one of my actual cats on my blog.
Hehe...I have deleted comments because they were in reference to the conversation, but then you posted new comments and they seemed off topic. So I deleted them ^^'
Oh you didn't need to do that! I'm constantly randomly commenting off topic :P
Ah ok ^^
lol Why don't I like Greece, Kallista? :]
LOL You may be right!
I REALLY don't like Warm and sunny!
Sorry for the delay, I dropped something RIGHT in this vicinity, yet I can't find it. It seriously irritating! xD
I hope so Kallista. I haven't talked to Pyro in a long time.
*looks around frantically*
WHERE'D EVERYONE GO!?!?!?
*dashes around Blogland looking for people*
Me too, Thalia!
Sorry xD
There you are!
*glomps Skyril*
*grins*
This is my troublesome kitty. :]
The kitten is the one I was crying over a few days ago.
And this image isn't the best one. It's a bit fuzzy and the lighting is bad... but at least it's a photo! :]
They're so cute Skyril!
:D Thanks!
She's a Russian Blue cat. :] She's really small!
Nice fox, by the way. :]
Thanks Skyril :) It's actually a dhole, which does really look like a fox, but is part of the Cuon group instead of the Canis (I am such an animal nerd...)
lol You may very well be, Thalia! I was sitting there thinking... what?
LOL :P
Thanks, Kallista. :]
It's IS! Definitely! I don't know much about animals. :]
Thanks Kallista. I read about them somewhere, looked them up, and fell in love with the little critters :)
~sigh~
I have to go, guys.
Be back later.
Farewell
Aww...bye Skyril!
*hugs*
Hope ya get better M8!! I'm pretty bored not reading ur books
GOOD MORNING BLOGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WATS UP peoplezzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi friends
Hello???
any1 on?????
AW!!!!!!!!!
Bye Skyril
I just woke up
its 9:39am here
I've heard about
Nicolette and Gepard
and
Octa and Munchers
*dashes back in*
I am sooo sorry for not commenting in a while. My brother stole the computer for a bit, and now I need to focus on my math homework, so I won't be commenting as much.
WOW
How many brides maids do u think Nicolette is gonna need?
i wanna be a brides maid!!!!!
OR
i could bake the wedding cake
and make the food
i'm pretty good at cookin
LOL
I'm really GOOD at maths
When do u think
Nicolette is gonna be on
*Stares at Kallista's math homework*
AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*grade 10 maths*
i only just started high skool this year!!!!!!!!
and i'm in grade 8
*looks a equations and head 'pops'!*
AHH!!!!!
my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
r u bak yet
IM HERE!
hi Jaffa
I'm tryin to figure out Kallista's math homework
Hey Scarlet!
Don't I ask me about Maths, I'm really bad at it
Well i'm pretty good at maths
Where did Kallista go
Y isnt she bak yet
Y!!!!!!!!!!!
Cool. I'm much better at English/ literature and French
Cool!!!!!!!
I'm good at Art,Maths and I think all the subjects except for SOSE
i think?
*gets up off the floor from being tackled*
Hi Kallista!
Sorry I left without saying goodbye last night, the Internet stopped working :(
Ha!
I hav to do maths right now! (not Kallitsa's maths homework)
some of my friends call me 'little miss perfect'
i'm kinda annoyed of that
oh well I hav maths to do but i'll still be blogging
Ah, I have to go now. I pretty much left earlier, but I thought I'd say an 'official' farewell. Bye all!
*wanders away*
HI Kallista
your're BAK
*runs and spear tackle's her in a HUG*
Bye Thalia
*waves wildly while sitting on Kallista's back*
Then it starts raining CAKES AGAIN
Y is it raining CAKES AGAIN!!!!!
*dives into the pile of CAKES and stuffs face into a CAKE*
CAKES!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, if it's my piece of cake do I make it into Jaffa cake cause my names Jaffa and I'm holding a piece of cake so it's my cake
*SMASHES a Vanilla CAKE into Kallista's face*
LOL XD
*SMASHES a Chocolate CAKE into Jaffa's face and runs away laughing*
LOL XD :P
Did somebody say CAKE!?!!!
YEP!!!!!!!!
HI ANN
*SPEAR TACKLES her in a HUG*
LOL XD :P :)
Hi Ann!
Hmm, I can't actually eat cake :/ oh well! :P
OUCH! Er, hi, Scarlet! *pats* Nice to see you!
May I have some cake, please?
*run away from Kallista and uses a GOLF Club to hit CAKES into Kalista's face*
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Hi Jaffa! Can you eat rice cakes?
Yes, yes I can eat rice cakes :P
I shouldn't actually be here for another hour and a half, about.
Kallista, if you're gone by then, have a great weekend! wherever you're going.
I didn't see your post to Octa, but sounds like it merited hugs, so. *hugs Kallista* You're a good person, whatever you think.
Gee, Jaffa, you don't sound that excited... LOL. Sorry.
*makes you gluten-free brownies*
*falls into a pile of cakes*
YAY!
Hi, Kallista! How ya doin'?
Lol, yummy brownies!
I have a bit of good news, I might not have to see the Justin Beaver movie!
*hugs Ann soo tight she gose blue*
*then high-fives her*
High five Ann
Congratulations! Though it might have been fun if you'd brought random objects to throw at the screen.
Not that you should do any such thing.
Seriously, have to leave now. Will be back when it's dark out!
I got your email Kallista :)
Then it starts raining brownies
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LUV BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!!
~steps in~
Hullo/Farewell, Ann!
Hi Skyril!
Hiya, Scarlet!
Hello, Jaffa!
Salutations, Kallista!
Jello!
Is wiggly
BYE ANN
*Starts crying WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*starts crying a bit more*
*eats brownies to forget about Ann leaving*
By the way, I have a short story on my blog, if y'all're interested. :]
http://loonyskyril.blogspot.com/2011/04/rather-short-short-story.html
SKYRIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
havent talked 2 u in a while
*hugs her really tightly*
*starts crying TEARS of JOY!!!!!!*
Haha!
~tumbles to the floor with Scarlet hugging me and Kallista tackling me~
*HUGS both Skyril and Kallista*
~gets squished~
:P
*slinks into the shadows, watching the scene unfold before her*
*Stops crying and goes bak to normal*
I'll go read your blog Skyril
BRB!!!!!!!!!
Ok! :]
~joins Kallista in her mad dash~
~glances over shoulder~
~sees nothing~
~looks back~
~sees Jaffa~
AHH!!
~swerves, barely escaping~
~pulls out epic "laser gun" and shoots Jaffa with my red light~
Hahahaha! I shot you!
:P
~spins around and shoots Scarlet as she re-enters Derek Landy blogland~
Oi!
~shoots Kallista~
:P
~pulls out second laser gun~
~points one at Jaffa and one switching between Kallista and Scarlet as I slowly make my retreat~
*gets out her trusty silver dart gun*
MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Have any of you been to Disney world in Florida?
I Dont want Kallista to die
but great story Skyril
Nope! Never been to Disney World at all!
I don't either, Scarlet! Definitely not. It's just fiction based off of her. :]
*pulls out paint ball gun from jacket and starts shooting madly*
LOL
*runs away madly when everyone starts chasing me with laser and dart guns*
~after backing away several steps I get to a hallway~
~I turn around and make a mad dash outta there~
i kno it was a fiction but i was just saying
~Hears paint balls going off~
~runs back~
~sees Scarlet shooting everyone~
~starts madly chasing after her, Jaffa soon joining in~
*starts firing dart gun that has sleeping syrup in the darts*
*chases Skyril and dashes past her with a grin*
"C u at the end of the hallway, Skyril"
~Scarlet spins around, sending a paint ball my way~
~i jump to the side, barely dodging and shoot my laser guns, missing her my inches~
~Jaffa takes the oppottunity as Scarlet gets distracted and aims, firing half a second later~
~in slow motion the dart goes flying~
~Scarlet turns, her hair whipping around, seeing that Jaffa has just fired~
~she attempts to dive out of the way, but get hit in the shoulder~
"AHHHH! You've hit me!" She screams.
LOL Kallista
*hits scarlet with a dart*
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
LOL, Kallista!
~falls onto the floor, laughing too hard to stand... or even sit!~
~Scarlet's speech slurs for a second~
~she stumbles a step~
~next thing she knows she's dreaming of a very large bowl of chocolate~
*while Skyril is on the floor Jaffa shoots her with a dart*
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm SO sorry! I RARELY get sick (Wonderful Cherokee Native American genes and all) So I know how all that goes. However there is something that always tends to cheer me up. Just go to youtube.com and type in " he mele no lilo lyrics " and dream of Hawaii. It's just an uplifting song that tends to help any mood. That or go fly an airplane like mwa :D EVEN BETTER YET! Read Skulduggery Pleasant. :D:D:D:D:D:D
Oi!
I was... I was on your side.... Jaf... fa..
~falls deeply into to slumber~
*falls asleep snoring*
everyone crowds around me
*i start talking in my dream*
Me:"Hello,people!"
"Oh look pretty kitties floating in the sky"
Skyril: do u think she's ok
Jaffa:OF course i'm sure
Kallista:Wat do u think she's dreaming about
Skyril: I'm sure its floating kitties
Jaffa: i think there r side effects
*shoots Kallista while she's on her moose*
~mumbles in my sleep~
Heh.. heh... inTo To!... heh... heh... heh.....
~snores~
~talks about random things in dream~
ME: Oh look a choo choo train and a puppy
*jaffa pulls out dart and i scream in pain*
me:AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y did u do that for i was having a good dream.
*side effects start showing*
*moves Kallista's sleeping body and fixes up her injuries*
Now, did I shoot everyone?
*lands in the middle of blogland quietly*
*sneaks over and clungs to kallista, refusing to let go*
I...am tired.
*i start turning purple and blue and yellow*
~then hands get bigger and smaller, bigger and smaller~
*then i start seeing everything up-side down*
*shoots Kallista multiple times with more darts*
TAKE THAT! MWAHAHAHAHA!
*shoots Mar with a dart*
NOW I've got everyone
*runs to purple Kallista and we head butt each other*
*is flung around wildy, still hanging on*
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*i fall asleep again*
*starts sleep walking*
HI MAR
*hugs her while sleep walking*
*starts dreaming that she is iron-man and flies beside incredible HULK Kallista*
~the dream I dream~
I'm on a beach. The waves crash.
I find out that the government will be doing something here because of the war.
They ask all of us to clean up the water, for in it are thousands of ping-pong balls floating on top yet not moving closer to shore.
I try to help get some of them out. I can't swim very well and since the balls are farther out, I give.
I head back to where I know my friends are. They were waiting on me, wondering where I was. I told them I tried to help, but couldn't really. We talked for a few minutes, laughing, then decided to go back to where we're staying. It's a beach house belonging to one of my friends. We go to bed.
Next thing I know I'm standing in front of this really tall, brown closet. All of my friends are there too. All of us in pj's. We realized we'd been drawn there by this weird, sort of music sound coming from inside.
We climb up the opposite wall and jump over the door of the closet, landing on a shelf. beside our feet are rows and rows of these almost see-through skulls. They have strange, pinks and oranges colors inside of them. The friend who lives here explains that the government was keeping these here. I'm wearing a fidora. I take it off, dropping it unintentionally in the closet.
somehow, I know that these things are evil and alien. They want us to leave DNA or eat one. If we do either of those things, they'll take us over.
Some of my friends were taken over.
The next night, I'm standing in the kitchen which is right next to the closet. I don't know how I got there. I don't remember anything after being in the closet last night, sort of like how I didn't remember anything after going to bed and arriving in front of the closet. I remember dropping my hat. I get desperately nervous, wondering if I was being taken over. I start breathing deeply, scared. Someone walks by calmly. I tell her my fears. She shrugs and says I'm probably fine. Then I taste something strange in my mouth. I tell my friend that I realize I had come to the kitchen to get something to eat.
I don't remember doing it, at first. Then I remember I'd gone to the closet, thinking there was bread in there. I get nervous again, wondering if those things had taken hold of my mind again and made me eat one of them, for there was that weird taste in my mouth. My friend shrugs and says that I probably did. She knew that she wouldn't have been able to resist at such close proximity. She walks away, going to bed. I get so nervous I can't think straight and I'm just standing there, finding it harder and harder to breathe.
I know it's taking me over.
~I gasp and wake up, unable to control my breathing~
~everyone looks at me oddly~
~I realize it was a dream~
~... or was it?~
[this was a real dream I had last night, by the way. CREEPY isn't it?!?]
Gtg, time for lunch! Be back later :P
*flies straight into a tree and doesnt care*
bye jaffa
funny and creepy dream Skyril
where did Mar go
Farewell, Jaffa!
oh she's still on Kallista's back
LOL
Hey we all woke up from our deep sleeps
lol, Kallista! :]
~hugs~
I don't even know if you guys were there. In my dream, my friends and our conversations were like unimportant little facts. They just had to be there. O don't remember any faces or any conversations besides the one in the end.
:]
You have a dog!!?
Oooh ok! :P
We did indeed, Scarlet!
LOL,Kallista
talking about dogs
i had to give MY dog BLAZE AWAY!
*starts crying*
I blame the weird dream on those two Weeping Angel episodes I watched yesterday! :P T
he whole part where Amy was being taken over.
In fact, I think I watched that one with Churchill and the war too!
Wow.. I watched 3 episodes yesterday? That's surprising...
I mean the day before yesterday.
*starts crying louder*
WAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i miss her!
poor blaze!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awww, Scarlet, I'm sorry! :[
I know the feeling well! Just the other day I had to give my kitten away :[
~hugs Scarlet~
Hello y'all!
Hullo, Leona :]
*has fallen asleep on kallista's back*
*starts to mumble about dream*
Derek, why are you driving ud to the airport when we should be driving YOU? were in florida, dont you wanna go back to ireland? Where all the better trained killers are? I mean here, theres just weird little elfin people. Hey! What am i doing back home! Im at Ty's house! Hello Ty! Hey Ariana! How ya doing? Why are you seriously injuring Ty Ariana? Oh, she took your gushers? Well thats reasonable. Mom, dad, why are you at Ty's house? Your sleeping here? We cant go back home? Why not? Did it burn down? Well, okay then.
*mutters nonsense*
thanks guys
i've been going through a hard time
without BLAZE
LOL, Mar!
Dreams are very interesting things. :]
~puts arm around Scarlet~
Ah yes, the talking twinkies....
What are twinkies?
Awww, sorry about your dog Scarlet. :(
BLAZE was always next to me to lick my face when i'm sad,she always runs to me when i get bak home from skool and she is always there to comfort me when i'm alone at home.
I REALLY MISS HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its just not the same any more without BLAZE!!!!!!!!!
*smiles at sleeping Mar and gives her a lollipop to suck on*
Aww I wish you hadn't had to giver her away :[
I'm Back!
:/ Dreams are weird. Mine are usually about video games! I saw Princess Peaches castle a few days ago. XD
well it all the neighbor's fault
they had too complain about BLAZE'S barking at night
and the police said if i dont make her quiet their gonna hav to............................ take her away
Aww
bloody unfeeling neighbors.
hi leona and jaffa
*hugs them both softly*
That happened to me Scarlet. My dog, Honey, attacked the next door neighbors dog because it was in our yard so she was defending her territory. I was at a friends place and when I came home she was gone. I didn't even get to say goodbye
~sends pack of hungry hounds after them~
~and a swarm of angry cupcakes~
AHH! *falls over* Hi Kallista!
Hi Leona!
~sends squad of horrible hornets after Jaffa's neighbors~
Blaze was 3yrs old but i think 22 in dog years
I have to go now, guys! :/
Farewell!
Good-night and good-afternoon!
Bye Skyril
*hugs her before she leaves*
Bye Skyril!
Honey was 4years old which is 28 in dog years. She was the first dog I owned who was actually MINE. :( I miss her, but now I have Jaffa and Rosie :)
*tackles jaffa too, just for the fun of it*
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