Hello there.
Sorry for the delay- I was hauled into hospital last week and have only just got out. I'd never been sick before, so it was a whole new and thoroughly dull/painful/annoying experience for me, one that I hope I never repeat. I'm still not recovered, so it'll be a few days before I resume normal service, but I know how much my Minions need their chatting space- so chat away...!
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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*diappears and reappears next to kallista*
WHAT HAPPENED?
told you tristessa would be happy about it :)
Hi Kallista!
*tries to glomp her but bursts out giggling*
As you may see, I'm going a bit insane :P
I AM TALKING TO KALLISTA AND AQUILA AT THE SAME TIME! I HATE HAVING MORE THAN ONE CONVERSATION!
*mumbles*
Hello everyone!!!
*reads back* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*goes over and pets Munchers*
Sorry, Munchers... T'was nothing personal. :) *gives munchers a fish*
*giggles and implodes again*
*disappears as smoke*
*reappears right next to mar*
hi mar!
...why are you soo...estatic tristessa?
Hi Mar!
Sorry, Kallista... :) *heals self and puts on a pretty dress* Better? XD
MAR!
*hugs her*
*bursts out laughing again*
Hi Mar!
*sits on her fanfic noone is interested in*
That's quite comfortable, actually...
...im eating margerita cake. except it tastes vaugly like corn bread...
soz guys my internet went off
hii kallista!!
hii nicolette!!
hii mar!!
Octa called off the wedding to Munchers :) I is happy! *skips around gleefully*
I ORDER YOU TO WRITE FANFIC AQUILA! HAHA!
i am interested aquila! i already asked you to explain! PEOPLE IGNORE ME!
*disappears as smoke*
*doesn't return*
Aquila, I'm interested in your fanfic. Stop sitting on it :P
Page 4... about 10 comments down XD
Mar, I already wrote a part...
not a long one, though...
Guess you want me to post it...
(hope so ^^)
*leaves to post it*
Octaboona Ambrosius- Paragon Of The Purple Horde said...
Well I can't stay long.
And Munchers and I just don't click.
I've decided that the wedding is off.
Someone tell Munchers for me.
April 14, 2011 9:43 AM
Nicolette Croga - The Lone Elven Warrior said...
Aww poor kitty will be heart Brocken ...
April 14, 2011 9:45 AM
Leona Raine said...
Awww. Poor Munchers. :P
April 14, 2011 9:45 AM
Ann Marie said...
What?
Is it because she was demanding too much fish? It is, isn't it?
Poor Munchers. :-(
April 14, 2011 9:46 AM
Nicolette Croga - The Lone Elven Warrior said...
Tristessa however , not so much :)
*appears as smoke again*
*slowly solidifies*
*sighs*
why is everyone obsessed with weddings?
*sits on floor huffily*
I'm not OBSESSED with weddings :) *skips around joyfully*
*returns*
*phone rings*
*looks at it*
*puts it to ear*
NO! GO AWAY! GET BENT YOU LOW-LIFE! I HATE YOU!
*puts phone away*
*smiles*
@Kallista: I thought I'd just reply here. On my blogger profile pic, my drawing's wearing purple :) However, on the picture on my school website, I'm wearing my school uniform :( On my facebook profile pic, I'm wearing a very pretty top :)
Lilith, what do you want me to explain over my fanfic?
The current one has three parts (named A,B and C ^^), and some more coming...
hey guys! watch this! they have TERRIBLE dancing! LOL! :D it's a good song though!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hKKgPYYt7Y&feature=fvwrel
*giggles*
*puts on a pretty purple dress with white lace trimmings*
*skips around some more*
*sits down*
*sighs*
deeeeeeeeeeerek? are ya there? how are you doing? better?
*starts talking really fast*
itsbadthatyoursick,imean,noonedeservestobesick!wellmaybeacertainpersoniknowatschoolbutbesidesthatnooone!imtalkingreallyfastcanyoueverunderstandwhatimsaying?
*stares at everyone in the room*
*disappears into smoke and blows away*
*appears as black smoke again*
*is now dressed in all black*
i am now a goth!... but a happy goth... *wonders if that's possible*
...WELL IT IS NOW! :D
... posted it...
i dont wanna leave and do math. NO NO NOOOO!
*skips to Aquila's blog*
Ah sorry, for commenting slowly. I got a bit distracted again.
*looks around*
*sighs yet again*
*disappears*
*appears high up in the air and falls*
AHHHHHHHH!
*quickly dissapates into smoke*
*appears on ground again*
phew!
... where IS everyone?...
*rubs hands together*
i wish i had a reflection.
OKAY~!
the plan is, i do homework as fast as possible! AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!
*zips away*
BYE!
*continues plotting fanfic*
This fanfic will be quite long...
*grins*
^^
I going to go do my homework now so I can finish earlier. I'll keep an eye on the blog, though, and pop in when I can. Bye all!
*dashes away*
Got to go, too.
Good night all!
byee everyone leaving!!
i gtg now too bye!!!!
Get well soon Derek the awesome
*Bows Head In Respect*
hey peeps! just got back from pizza hut and the wildlife park. they had tigers! they were so cute...and oor dog just got attacked so she aint very happy right now...
so wuz every1 up to the noo?
:)
Bye Mar, Aquila, Thalia, Ayesha! *hugs them all*
This page is dedicated to something or the other!
oh,and get well soon Derek :)xx
Well Rachel, I'm skipping around blogland wearing a purple dress :) There is a reason :)
hi guys! are people still here?...
you know i came on and it was at 1400 and i didnt think of putting in a comment.....*palmforehead* wow im slow
hi skulgirl! i barely know you but, hi anyway! :D
and whats the reason...? :)
and might i say what a very nice past-time :)
Hi there Skulgirl! *glomps* How are you? It's been a while!
OLO..*its pronounced hello* oh right HELLO pepoles! *its pronounced pe-pole-les*
heyyy :)
*giggles* Octa called off the wedding to Munchers :)
hey everyone else :)
Im fine had the craziest night yesterday its on my blog if you want and then today started a new marking period we have four this is our last one EEEP!! im sad excited and nervous!
Hi Isabella! *glomps*
and why is that, that octa canceled the wedding?
hi isabella!
oh, and rach! i forgot to actually say: hello!
hey tristessa
hey lilith
hey lilith! :) how u?
Oh. I've got to go :( BYE EVERYONE!! *hugs them all in turn*
BYE TRISTESSA!!
i am cool! i am on DA though, so i'm kinda distant...
DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!DEREK!!!!
MORE QUESTIONS!!!
yes i do like to ask questions don't i?
1) Do you think there is such a thing as over obsessed???
2) If you could do ANYTHING at this exact moment what would it be???
3) Why is the book series called Skulduggery Pleasant because right now it seems to be more about Valkyrie than Skulduggery, as you reread the books you tend to notice that as the books go on there is more situations in which Val is the one in trouble or turning into a killing mechine not Skulduggery although we do see him get sucked into another demension and he gets tourtured so much he thinks he is holoucinating when Val saves him but we never really SEE what is happening when Skulduggery was in other deminsion. He was in there for 11 months yet we dont see what truley happened to him we just know he was tourtured.
4) can you post a chapter of the new book?!
i will NOT give up on this until the day the 6th book comes out.....then ill start pestering you on the 7th *wicked grin*
bye people leaving! :)
and good questions skulgirl! :D *grins wickedly too* i should start doing that to keep myself entertained!
what happened i read the post but i didnt get it
bye lilith :)hope u have fun on DA... :)
i LOVE DA! *that means deviant art right cuse i LOVE the site!*
bye persons leaving :''(
I WILLL MISS YOU :'(
(if only i could read fats enough i would know how )
i'm not leaving rach! i'm just kinda... split! i will now think up my own questions for derek to answer! and if he doesn't, I'LL RAISE HELL!
ah haha i get ya now...:) im slow sometimes.
Kallista i didnt really understand Dragona's post what happened?
LILITH HURRY UP AND WRITE PART 14!!
*"please," said isabella in a quiet ,quiet voice*
*sighs* i guess the questions can wait... *goes of to write fan-fic*
yay thank-you lilith
loves ya bbz :*
(as a friend)
LOL
My back hurts.
Other then that I had an awesome day.
hehe cool lilith :) cant wait to find oot what happens... :D
Oh i get it now Kallista thanks for clearing it up :D
oh im sorry Hello Cluainn!
ahg! *drops down at the sight of Jaffa cake*
guys! i'm so sorry! my dad want the computer back now! i'm really sorry isabella, but the fan-fic will have to wait! i apologize from the deppest part of my heart! i am sorry but... we have a rule in my house! and that rule is: DON'T GET DAD MAD IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!
i am sorry! goodbye! LILITH OUT!
P.S. before i go...
-ahem- kallista, if you wouldn't mind... *opens mouth for jaffa*
byee loves yaa
MR PENGUIN SONG NOW
On top of an iceberg
all covered with snow
I saw my first penguin
I wanted to know...
Oh is it a bird?
Or is it a fish?
I looked at his feathers
and knew which was which.
I said, "Mr. Penguin...
Which species are you?"
He said, "I'm an emperor,
and not a gentoo!"
I said, "Mr. Penguin...
What's under your patch?"
He said, "It's an egg...
It's ready to hatch."
I said, "Mr. Penguin...
Oh where is your wife?"
"She's out in the ocean.
She'll be back tonight."
Then Mr. Penguin
said, "Her name is Jill.
She's out in the ocean
feeding on krill."
The next thing I knew
I heard a peep
and I saw a chick
at the emperor's feet!
Bye Lilith!
PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BYE LILITH!!
Congrats Nicolette!
*shrugs*
*eats own jaffa*
bye!
*leaves*
bye loves ya lilith xoxo <3
(as a friend)
guys! just popped back in for a few secs! (begged my dad) i forgot to tell you, but i added a bit to part thirteen of my fan-fic! it's not much, but i'm trying to make up for what i did isabella! :) bye now! must go! miss you all already! :)
OCTA! 8hugs Octa* i havent seen you in AGES!!
*wanders back in*
Hi all. I'm back for a little bit.
ALLO THALIA!!
Hi Skulgirl!
eelo
Oh dear. I think I'm losing what little sanity I have left.
oh its normal once you enter this blog you lloose all sense of normality :P but thi=en again i lost my sanity long before i got onto here
where did everyone else go? they just dropped off the face of the earth *gasp* i hope they werent sucked into another dimension! we MUST find them!
*runs around Blogland looking for everyone else*
I was sucked into biology revision unexpectedly :D
Hey Skulgirl and Thalia!
*glomps*
*changed into camoflage and takes out a huge rifle and a bow and arrow set smudges that black stuff under her eyes ties a bandanna on her forehead and loads the gun* all right lets go find them
oh well theres someone!!
I'm over here!
*hides behind Skulgirl*
Hi Octa!
*hugs*
o yes my name is mentioned once :)
we must find Isabella, Nicolette and Kallista!!
LOL Octa
oh look theres Isabella! was wondering where yo were now wheres Kallista and Nicolette??
http://octaboonaambrosius.blogspot.com/
New poem on blog!
sweetness! one sec while i check ti out!
Hey Isabella!
If I disappear it's because I'm also biolgy revising!
New phrase made by me!
*flops down on the floor*
*starts flipping through her science textbook*
*small tear streaks down skulgirls face8 that was beautiful Octa
*looks at the sparkly bush*
Did you just laugh Mr.Bush?
now if only i could write stuff like that instead of this stupid essay for LA
i think mr bush needs to meet my little friend *points her arrow at the giggling bush*
Thanks Skulgirl.
Rosella still hasn't read it. Nyx said her internet was down I think.
your welcome Octa im always happy to oblige
FOOOORRRR IIIIIITTTTTT'SSSSS NOOOOOOTTTTT OOOOOOVEEEEERRRRR YYEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!!
whats not over yet?
Oh um it's a line from A Very Potter Sequal.
Hilarious.
oooh *sees something woosh by and into a tree hole* I SAW YOU COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!
A squirell! It just went into a tree hole!
(doesn't notice Kallista run into the other tree hole)
Squirelll!!!! Wait for me!
*chases squirell*
*evil cackle* Octa and Kallista, IN A TREE? *finds this situation very amusing*
Hi Lizzy!
*glomps*
I'm not in the tree!
HI Lizzy!
Hey Thalia! *glomps*
brb
I'm chasing after a squirrel :)
HEY! *starts shouting at the tree like an insane fool*
*eats the pistachio shells*
Mmmm tasty
GAH! *hides behind Octa*
*hides behind an atom*
*looks up from her science textbook*
I'm really sorry for not commenting an awful lot. Homework is just...bleh.
*goes back to jotting down notes*
i know whta you mean Thalia im trying to finish an essay as we speak
*groans at work*
*throws science book in a random direction*
All right! I'm done with that. On to the poetry homework!
bye gtg every1 loves ya all xoxo <3 :*
Bye Isabella!
*runs over to Kallista*
Sorry! Are you okay?
i know right work is gross i hate it...ah shoot! i forgot i probably have to practice for Passover, my family is leading the first seder :P
BYE ISABELLA!
Hmm....
*pokes Kallista*
Maybe if she gets hit on her head again, she'll remember everything?
Arrgghh....
*glares at poetry homework*
Poetry homework?
I'm intrigued!
back, mum wanted me to take the clothes off the line :P
I love poetry and everything, but all we're doing is answering questions at have nothing to do with the poem we're reading....I wish we were writing poetry instead.
Hi again Lizzy!
Hey! *glomps* how are ya doin'?
hello again lizzy
Im the penguin ...
Just found the new paperback edition of book one. The new story was SO unbeleivably and flabbersmackingly funny that I nearly , erm, wet myself in a coffee shop. There was no way to explain to the alarmed people around me about your infinite genius and so had to leave rather unexpectedly. Shame, I didn't finish that muffin. It was a damn good muffin as well. Thank you, it was the highlight of my day, and as so not to spoil it for anyone who has not yet read it, i'll just say the funniest bit was when Skullduggery just squished the bug. Chuckles are eminating from me as I type. : )
Hey Skulgirl!
LOL hudson!
i agree Hudson i read the bug bit too during school and everyone was quiet and i felt like laughing SO BADLY! it looked odd to everyone else but when the bell rang i started laughing up a storm
got to go now, mum is forcing me to eat
*looks around confused*
I'm ... not here
Bye Lizzy
Um, hey guys. I know I haven't been on in a while but I was getting prepared for the schools athletics competitions. I was training really hard and then, typical, I got sick. I haven't been sick in a couple of years and I woke up the morning before the competitions with a really high temperature and a headache, you know, flu symptoms. I couldn't compete and I couldn't even concentrate on read! SO...... I had a Lord of the Rings marathon. Orc killing makes you feel better. Try it some time.
Anyway, just on to give you excuses and say sorry for not being on. I'll probably be on tomorrow because I'm not going to school, again, but this time I'll probably be able to sit up without vertigo. Anyway. NIGHT GUYS!
Aww...I hope you feel better Darkane.
*evaporates into thin air as Kallista points at her*
where?
FEEL BETTER DARKANE!
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/42133755/from/ET/?beginSlide=1>1=43001
check this out this is weird
Im sitting with my ipod, upsidedown, on the couch, halfhanging off, my head under the chair, and mortal coil jabbing painfully into my side.
Jeez...mortal coil for ya....
*twists around and falls down split-level steps*
*screams*
LOL Mar you ok?
when I was 9 i got some of my POETRY published in a book :)
it was called The howling seas and it was the first peice of POETRY in the book out of 1000+ peices of POETRY
thats the only subject I have on POETRY
oh POETRY!! they show a lot of POETRY in MOULIN ROUGE!!
Hi Mar!
*helps her up*
*hugs*
My teachers tie was blue,
And it had polka dots too!
Hey, thats a rhyme, lets all moo!
oh wait why did i capitolize moulin rouge?
LOL Mar-chu! *it rymes!*
*dusts self off*
*thumbs up*
All good!
I have a book full of POETRY sitting next to me.
um POETRY POETRY.....im stuck
if you put define: POETRY into google you get these results
•literature in metrical form
•any communication resembling POETRY in beauty or the evocation of feeling
•POETRY (from the Greek "ποίησις", , a "making") is a form of literary art in which language is used for its aesthetic and evocative qualities in addition to, or in lieu of, its apparent meaning. ...
•POETRY, published in Chicago, Illinois since 1912, is one of the leading monthly POETRY journals in the English-speaking world. Edited by Christian Wiman, the magazine has a circulation of 30,000 and prints 300 POEMS per year out of approximately 90,000 submissions. ...
The owl looked so sad,
Up on his tree.
Where the dog looked man,
Down by the peoples knees.
"You there!"
The dog cried.
"Get down her or i just might swear!"
And the owl tried.
"I think I am stuck!"
The owl yelled down,
Down to the dog sitting in swamp muck,
The suddently brave hound.
The dog jumped with strong legs,
Onto the branches,
Then rescued the female owl, the one bearing eggs.
(do owls lay eggs? I think...)
"Of thank you brave hound!"
The owl cried out,
But the dog had disappeared, with no sound,
Leaving the owl to pout.
I JUST MADE THAT UP! OCTA BETTER COME ON!
Hello, my friends!
~glomps Mar~
~glomps Nicolette~
~glomps Thalia~
~glomps Skulgirl~
~glomps Kallista~
:]
Kallista! Why do I see comments saying stuff like you'll be gone for a few days and stuff? Where are you going?
Cool! Love the poem, Mar!
I'm dreadful at poetry! xD
That...didnt make any sense...
Argh. Gotta go!
PIZZA!
*FrAnticly writes random poetry verses on the walls*
BYE!
*rushes away*
Hi Skyril!
*hugs*
Bye Mar
Haha farewell, Mar!
*falls unconcious as shes glomped*
*sleeps* Night all!
I've become a fan of a Michael Buble!
I suppose it was bound to happen ever since I heard and adored his version of Sway. :]
LOL
Sorry to knock you unconscious!
Good-night, Nicolette! :]
And why is everyone capitalizing poetry?
.... I'm confused xP
Night Nicolette~
Skyril - we're trying to get Octa to come on :P
Had the WEIRDEST CREEPIEST dream last night, but besides that, I'm good. :]
Ahhh
LOL Good plan, Thalia! :D
It was Kallista's plan :)
Well, I recently discovered in my house this book of English POEMS! Perhaps I should type out a few of these POEMS. I haven't read any of this POETRY yet, but thought I would read a couple anyway. :]
Good plan, Kallista!
~slaps Kallista on the back~
:P
I have a shirt with a POEM on it
Thankyou, oh Golden God of mercy and awesomeness! Although I believe this chat page should be dedicated to your worship ;)
her hair was up in a ponytail
her favorite dress tied with a bow
today was daddy's day at school
and she couldn't wait to go
but her mommy tried to tell her
that she probably should stay home
why the kids might not understand
if she went to school alone
but she was not afraid
she knew just what to say
what to tell her classmates
of why he wasnt there today
but still her mother worried
for her to face this day alone
and that is why once again
she tried to keep her daughter home
but the little girl went to school
eager to tell them all
about a dad she never sees
a dad who never calls
there were daddies along the wall in the back for everyone to meet
childeren squirming impatiently
anxious in their seats
one by one the teacher called
a student from the class
to introduce their daddy,
as seconds slowly passed
at last the teacher called her name
every child turned to stare
each of them was searching a man who wasn't there
she went to the front of the class
as she smiled up at her mom
and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on
and with hands behind her back
she slowly began to speak
and from out the mouth of a child came words incredibly unique
'my daddy couldnt be here
because he lives so far away
but i know he wishes he could be
since this is such a special day
and though u cannot meet him
i wanted you to know
all about my daddy and how much he loves me so
he loved to tell me storie
she taught me to ride my bike
he surprised me with pink roses
and taught me to fly a kite
we used to share fudge sundaes
and ice cream in a cone
and though you cannot see him
im not standing here alone
cause my daddy is always with me
even though we are apart
i know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart"
with that her little hand reached up
and lay across her chest
feeling her own heart beat
beneath her favorite dress
and from somewhere in the crowd of dads
her mother stood in tears
proudly watched her daughter
who was wise beyond her years
she finished with a voice so soft
but its message clear and loud...
'i love my daddy very much
hes my shining star
and if he could, he'd be here
..but heavens just too far'
...do you think Octa fell asleep on us?
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