Hello there.
Sorry for the delay- I was hauled into hospital last week and have only just got out. I'd never been sick before, so it was a whole new and thoroughly dull/painful/annoying experience for me, one that I hope I never repeat. I'm still not recovered, so it'll be a few days before I resume normal service, but I know how much my Minions need their chatting space- so chat away...!
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1601 – 1800 of 4571 Newer› Newest»Hi Jaffa! Hi Skyril! Hi Scarlet. :( I can't imagine what it would be if Max or Molly weren't here, this must be hard for you. *hugs*
sorry, for your dog jaffa
*hugs her*
Bye Skyril!
*gets up and tackles both Kallista and Scarlet*
I was only 7 when Honey died. I barricaded myself in my room for hours and friend when I found out
well my fish HUNGRY died too
poor HUNGRY
he ate over his limit
Maybe goldfishes do hav a 3 second memory
:/ Sorry Jaffa, poor Honey. :-(
I had 3 fish when I was little. Sparkle 1 (died when mum forgot to clean the tank) Sparkle 2 (died when mum forgot to clean the tank) Sparkle 3 (died when mum forgot to clean the tank) then last yeah we got 4 fish and everything was fine then we went away for a week, before we left we cleaned the tank and fed them. When we came back, they were all dead. I don't think I should own anymore fish :/ lol :P
after i gave BLAZE away i wouldn't talk to any1 for days even when they asked me wat was wrong.
and after skool i just sat in my room thinking about the things we would hav done on that day.
it all happened last week
honey, thats a nice name for a dog
I'm sorry Scarlet. I know how you feel, I still miss Honey
I named her Honey because she was the colour of Honey :)
It's kinda weird cause Jaffa is supposed to be my sisters dog and Rosie is supposed to be my dog but my sister named Rosie and I named Jaffa :P I didn't want to name her Rosie, my sister wanted to call her Rose but I said it was to girly because Rosie's a working dog :P
Now i hav
3 guinea pigs
eldest 1:Cadbury(my 1)
girl:Bella (my sisters)
baby: mario (gave it to my cousins)
but Mario is still running in my bak yard
I used to have a pony, Sugar. :-(
Cool, when we move I'm getting
3 chokes
2 ducks
2 cats
1 rabbit and
1 guinea pig
:)
had them for 4 months now
Aww, what happened to her Leona?
I also used to have two kitties named Jamima and Turtle, in the end they both got run over :(
*chooks not chokes, lol
cool
i used to hav miniature horses well i lived in the country
one named Shrek and the other named Tim-Tam
*eats fruit on hat*
I have horse riding lessons and I ride a mare named Molly
*starts dancing to hula music while eating fruit*
Oh
lunch is ready
BRB
Rawr. Im going...
*sinks to the floor*
*cyrls up into heap*
*muffled 'bye'*
*snores*
*joins in hula dancing*
this is really fun!
Aw, bye Mar
*lands in Blogland*
...hello?
awww, bye Mar!
Hi Nyx!
Sad pet stories. :-( *hugs Jaffa and Scarlet* That's awful to have family members taken away like that.
...Jaffa?
0.0
NYX!
WAZZzUUUUUP!
Guess what? I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE JUSTIN BEAVER MOVIE TODAY!
Hi Ann!
i'm bak
Hi Nyx! Bye Mar!
bye Mar
Hi Ann and Nyx
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*glomps her*
Hi Ann and Leona!
*glomps them both*
funny....I had the weirdest dream of echo stone Kenspeckle!
*looks hopefully at Derek*
thanks Ann
Hi Scarlet!
Yay, Jaffa!
bye Mar! Hi Mom!
well i brought my lunch with me
hi Scarlet!
i have some bad pet stories too...
venus fly traps....guinea pigs....fish...
Watching NCIS :) soo good, gory but good
*sits up*
I once got a hamster. She was a girl, named Nosey.
Apparently, Nosey turned out to be fregnent.
She had little babies, and i watched them grow up. I even named a couple...
But then we had to give them away. I got to keep one baby, and Nosey. I named the baby Penguin (he was black, like his daddy at tge petstore).
A week later, all the hamsters started getting sick. Turned iut they had ringworm, and the hamster my cousin got bit her and my coysin got ringworm. It was terrible...at night you could hear Penguin crying. Nosey had rough skin from scratching, and her eye was swollen. With nosey she got all agressive, and started to bite. We had to wear bit yellow gloves when handling her.
Eventually, they just...
...died.
hmmmmm...............................
Today i hav
Sandwiches and a banana smoothie
Aw, Kenspeckle! *cries* I miss him.
Ooh, I don't like the sound of that pet story Nyx :(
lol, I thought that the gory bit MADE it good!
actually, i've nevr seen NCIS before...
:P
Aww, what happened to your cousin Mar?
*curls up into ball*
BE GONE! BE GONE!
*retracts further into ball*
*scoots under bed*
awwwwwwwww
Mar,well nosey is in hamster heaven now
Poor ham-hams... :-( Even though I don't like hamsters, that sounds really unpleasant for them.
Did your fly trap eat your guinea pig, Nyx?
awww, I'm sorry Mar! that must have been HORRIBLE!
*hugs her*
well, the pet stories weren't at the same time, Jaffa!
that could have been messy....
The hardest thing is facing school and your friends after that, but sometimes, you have to go...
*remembers her kitten*
What does everyone want to be when they get older?
I would like to be either a forensic pathologist or an author (yeah, i know, two completely different choices)
Can I leave? It's too sad reading all these pet stories. :(
*muffled reply*
My cousin was towed to all these difirent doctors who said no, it wasnt ringworm. Finally, after SIX MONTHS, my OTHER cousin got it, in perfect rings. They helieved then.
Ah. Stupid doctors.
Yeah, I've lost 2 dogs (my dog honey and my granny's dog barney), 2 cats and goodness knows how many fish!
You could be both, like Dr. Brennan.... oh, she's a forensic anthropologist. Still could do forensics and write about it. People are interested in that kind of thing.
aww, sorry Leona!
*switches to Jaffa's change of topic*
I know every one says this, but I'd love to get into the performing arts industry!
like acting, singing, ect.
..ooor and author!
Leona, how are you and Ann on at the same time?
*an, not and
*hits her head*
I wouldn't mind being a singer, but I wouldn't want to be mega famous
13 fish died
all of them died from eating too much
Hey look! Something else to talk about!
I don't know what I want to be when I get older!
:/ That was quick.
four guinea pigs...
one kitten...
several hundred fish...
...and who knows how many venus fly traps!
I'd like to be... a goat farmer.
j/k. I dunno what I want to be when I grow up! I've considered and rejected so many things. I just like learning stuff. I hate doing the same thing for any extended period.
i think i've learned my lesson
NEVER get anymore FISH
My little lapdog almost got pucked up by a hawk.
My mom was there to protect her. She flapped her arms around and screamed BE GONE! SHOO!
Hah. My little fluffball is still being a pushy little white thing.
I have more of a sibling relationship with my dog. It...weird. She bother me and i yell at her to go away. She goes to my mom and wines at HER.
...hmm.
i agree Jaffa.
I mean, when you look at those celebrities, you wonder if you'd really want to be like them...
My dogs do the same Mar, lol :)
We have multiple computers. She's using the good one. :-P
Ah. I really should go now.
*scurried under bed*
GOODBYE!
*strange white fluffball follows self*
*screams as is licked by dog*
lol, same Mar!
mine is ALWAYS in my face...but in a cute way!
same with my cats...they always want food!
ARRRRRGH!!!!
*smiles at Poppy*
soon, my pretty, soon....
Wheeee! *hitches ride on back of wheelchair*
*chair falls over backwards*
Oops.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIISSSTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*knocks her disguise off in a hug*
:D
Goodnight, Mar! Goodnight, Fluffball!
Bye Mar!
Lol Kallista, I was wondering where you'd disappeared to :P
WELL I WANT TO BE AN ARCHITECT WHEN I GROW UP
OOps caps lock
and if i dont become an architect then i will
become a movie producer and if i dont become
that i'm gonna be an author,then a i might join
the AIRFORCE,ARMY or NAVY,then i might become a
dummer in a band
Lol, a dummer, I think you mean Drummer Scarlet :)
I don't know what a forensic pathologist does. :P
I've tried but I'm not very good at being an author.
I'm getting so sick of choir I doubt I would like singing as a job or anything.
Acting sounds scary, but I've never actually done it much, so I don't know.
I do not want to be a goat farmer.
Brb, got to go and have a shower
Ehem. You may call el dog either,
-Twinkle
-Waif
-Pushy little white thing
Or
-Just sigh and shake your head.
*waves from under bed*
Okay, bye for real!
*dog zips out and does a figure eight before zipping back in*
*sighs and shakes head*
Oh Twinkle...
oops i do mean drummer
lol, bye Mar!
*jumps on Ann's head*
REG
Bye Mar!
Lol Leona, a forensic pathologist studies the crime scene and evidence and sometimes helps study the dead bodies :P
Ok, brb
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KKKKKKAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
*tackles her off the wheel-chair and HUGS her!*
Kallista!
OH COOL
i might wanna be one of those forensic pathologist people
Goodnight, Pushy Little White Thing!
*pokes at Nyx* What are you doing up there?
*wobbles* You know I have no sense of balance, right?
*falls, dumping Nyx into jello*
0.0
*freezes in jello*
mmmfffffff!!!!!!
Oh, cool! I'm probably not going to do that either. :P
*jumps onto Kallista's lap and ENJOYS the ride*
WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is fun!!!
Husband put Top chef on. forgot how freaking cute Jamie is! And how much I love Carla. And how much I hate Leah and hope someone shoves her off a cliff.
I didn't say that last part. I'd never wish something so horrible on a chef.
LOL Ann
0.0 Wow Nyx, how did you end up there?
well just keep studying
and i'm sure you'll become an architect
lol Kal!
*starts eating her way out*
*rolls eyes at Kallista* I'd let you design my house! And I'd pay you, even ...in dairy products.
well if u do become an architect we can like compete with each other or join forces!!!!
LOL
Anyone on?
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG if Nicolette or Gepard are on CONGRATS! Just saw you guys are getting married :D
*Showers with sparkly confetti then runs away*
Oohh, good one! Interior Designer, like playing My New Room and getting paid!
*pours chunked pineapple on Nyx* Where do you think you're going?
I'm Back!
Kallista, I'll fly you over to Australia and you can design my house, ok?
NICE Kal!
*stops half way*
can't...eat....anymore!
I'd pay u in chocolate!
:)
Pandora! Hi!
:D
HI JAFFA! HI KALLISTA! HI NYX! HI ANN! HI LEONA! HI SCARLETTE!
[:
*glomp*
hold on u can be the interior designer and i can be the architect!
that'll be just perfect!
No! She's doing my house first! *clings to Kallista*
Hi Pandora!
I'd hug you but...
*wobbles in jello*
:P
I wanna design your house Jaffa!
Ow. Why do my legs hurt >.< ?!
Hopefully growing pains...
HI PANDORA!
Hi Pandora!
Wow o:
Nyx got baked into Jell-o!
I wonder what kind :P
LOL kal.
maybe it could be the other way around
u can be the architect and i can be the interior designer
wat about that
I love orange and purple!
*stuffs Kallista full of cheese and ice cream*
Hmm, maybe one at a time would be better... oh well.
OW
OW
OWWWWWW
*Clutches feet in pain*
Ah, thank goodness. It's fading now.
I don't know whether to be happy or distressed...
*Puts on her best French Accent*
Oh oui. Polka dots are simply tres' ja' dour. Or however you spell that xD
Cool Leona! Before I hire you though, what's your style?
I believe it is...
*licks the jello*
...lime?
hmmmm....
>.<
OR
u can be the interior designer and i can be the architect!
It's GREEN flavored. Yup.
OHHH IT'S 4:44
That's a good omen. I think. Sorta. 'Cause I remember looking at the clock here and seeing that same time and being like Z0MG IT'S 4:44!
Yes.
Hyper.
AHHHH THE PAIN COMES BACK Dx
*gives Pandora some motrin*
Lime... or...
*Scoops off a handful of jell-o*
*Eats*
Hmm...
Lemon? Or Lime? Or maybe Lemon-Lime?
o.O I honestly don't know what answer you are expecting Jaffa. Ducks? Red? Pretty? Weird?
i think when we're about 20 we can all hav a BLOGGER FRIENDS REUNION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That'll be cool hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aduh! Saya suka sekali erm..polka dots...
that's Indonesian for I really like polka dots...
i got stuck at the polka dots bit...
:P
like we can all go to one country and MEET each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R U GUYS LISTENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah Scarlet! When we're 20!
Oh, wait... :-P
That would be awesome Scarlet!
I'm gonna start saving money for the air fair now :)
Lol Leona, I don't know :P
It'd be so cool... yet akward if we all were able to meet in real life xD
'Cause it'd be all, *dead silence*
Me: *walks up to random person* Uhm... Octa? Pyro? Dragona? Hellboy? Necros? Other? None of the above?
Them: *blank stare*
Me: *shuffles away* This isn't working...
:P
Or maybe we could all just get nametags. That'd make it easier xD
lol Ann!
inside, ur still 20!
well, that's wat my mum says...
:)
OMG
You can come TOOOOO ANN
but u wont be 20 so thats ok though
Maybe in ten years? How does that sound? Well, I might be able to meet some of the uk people in 3 years cause I'm going to Paris on a school trip so I could do a day trip over to england!
OMG
OMG
OMG
That's what she says about herself, or what she says about me? O.O
Mine!
Yeah, that would be cool! Unless we don't recognize each other and get lost. :P Also, my mom's forty-something.
YUS
Dis page dedicated to Derek Landy and Japan. May they both get better.
OK IN 10 years it is then
Lol Leona
lol, about her!
that'd b cool!
like, in 10 years!
well if your 40 now Ann we'll c u when your're 50
Everyone start saving now! In ten years we should have enough!
I hate conflicting edits. Poor Kallista. *sad eyes*
*hugs*
*kicks the internet*
50 is v new 20!
i think..or maybe it's just 50...
:P
Ann keeps getting conflicting edits too, maybe it's not my fault!
SO MAYBE AROUND MAY-AUGUST IN 2021
wat about that
damn those conflicting edits!
*hits it*
I think I have a tan line on my ankles from my socks :/
Actually, can we meet up in 7 years? Cause that's the year I'm gonna take the year off to travel before university
Whoot! Then I'm only.. 11 now. That sounds about right.
In ten years I'll be... 25 o:
Hm...
What about FIVE years?
'Cause by then I'll be in college, and be able to drive and all that stuff.
You'll know which one's me 'cause I'll be the deathly shy one who has taken a sudden interest in her shoes (which'll probably be heels, 'cause I'm rather vertically challanged)
xP
srry, g2g!
*tries jumping out with jello*
:P
i'll be 23 in 10 yrs
*helps Nyx out* Really should just push you back under so you'll have to stay.
Bye Nyx!
Bye Nyx!
NONO WAIT
Wow, I'm stupid. Twenty-FOUR. Not five. :P
At least I didn't do what Ashleigh did today... she said:
"OHMYGOSH It's freezing! It's as cold as AFRICA in this room!"
*I stare blankly at her*
"Wahhhhh?"
"Oh- I mean, what's that place, with all the snow and stuff- Al- ALASKA! Yeah, that's it."
*Smiles proudly*
*I keep staring blankly, wondering if she seriously just confused Africa with Alaska*
Bye Nyx!
still thinking about which year we should visit each other at and wat country
Accursed conflicting edits ! D:<
LET KALLISTA AND ANN POST!
OR ELSE!
*Shakes fist menacingly*
Bye Nyx!
I reckon 6 years, I'll be 19 :)
BYE NYX
Aw. Bye Kallista! Have fun wherever you're going! HAPPY ALMOST EASTER BREAK! :D
Bye Kallista! Have fun! ...I hope you'll be gone for fun reasons, and not like a funeral or something. Er. *hugs*
Aww, ByE Kallista!
Bye Kallista!
Hmmm... somewhere kinda central... whadda 'bout Washington State? It's abso-freaking-lutely GORGEOUS there. And I can get a job there (probably) :D As can anyone else who'll have taken at least a year of French, which'll make it easy to get an income while we have the reunion for however long it is.
Although it'd have to be during the summer then...
ok.
Wat about 8 years then
me and jaffa will be 21
yay lucky 21
BYE KALLISTA
*hugs her before she leaves*
I'll be 22 in 8 years, I might be able to make it, depends on university, I want to go to Uni in the UK so i should be able to do it
Oh right, 21, oops
Lesse... in 8 years I'll be about 22 years old.
Hold on... G2G for a sec, must write the part of my fanfic that I've been thinking about before I forget how it goes xD
I reckon 8 years is a good time
i wanna go to Harvard University but its at America and i'm sure its pretty expensive
i dont even think i'll make it in to Havard
How is Washington central?
I mean, YES! Washington! Almost as good as California! Except Cali would be even more central. Yeah, I'm gonna have to vote for California.
I plan to go to a Uni that has a quidditch team :)
Hopefully is the UK or the USA
What about California? Pleeeeeease?
Brb
Claifornia is gonna BE expensive though
especially in 8 years
New York is guessed to be close to the centre of the world
Oh, yeah, I think the UC schools have quidditch! Come heeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeeee.
its not up to me to
everyone has to vote for it
I think we should choose somewhere not to expensive but close to most of us
Brb
we dont kno where most of us live
i should check the flight fairs
brb in a few secs
hold on which plane r we going to catch
NY would be cool. Everyone should go there at least once.
We could time it for when the Skulduggery musical is on Broadway!
So, um, Mr. Landy, we have something for you to do...
I'm back
New York would be cool!
We would each have to catch different planes depending where we were coming from
oh yeah
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