Hello there.
Sorry for the delay- I was hauled into hospital last week and have only just got out. I'd never been sick before, so it was a whole new and thoroughly dull/painful/annoying experience for me, one that I hope I never repeat. I'm still not recovered, so it'll be a few days before I resume normal service, but I know how much my Minions need their chatting space- so chat away...!
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- Derek Landy
- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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Because dancing is fun!
:-D Yay! Dancing! ....Ok now I'm bored of dancing. I can has sword fighting?
Batman drops into blogland
Batman: Where am i?
Me: your're in blogland
Batman: where is gotham city?
Me: i dunno?
*Batman starts dancin to music*
Me: Um......... this is weird
where did Batman come from?
*medieval music*
SWORD FIGHTING TIME!
YAY sword fighting
Yeay! *grabs sword* IIIIII'MMM RRREEAAADDDYY!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye Kallista!
*Batman beats everyone at sword fighting and claims himself as the ultimate sword fighter*
Bye Kallista! Night!!
Okay, if you give me a sword, bad things will happen. I am NOT GOOD with swords. So it's up to you two!
Bye Kallista
*hugs*
Ow, ow. Ow! *limps* My leg!
*all the girls get angry at batman and chases him*
MUST KILL BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've never had a real sword. But I like practicing with plastic ones! :P
KIL TEH BAT-GUY!!!!!!!!!!
My Auntie's boyfriend had a set of real swords
Uh...it's not like there's a real sword hanging in my closet! Heh heh...*smiles innocently*
Your Auntie has...interesting choice in boyfriends...
Uh...it's not like i'm a trained assassin..LOL...heh...
*smiles at them both and bolts away into hiding spot*
I have a sword!
*balances on head* See? *shimmies*
Hi Ann!
Uh.
his name is Andy and he is AWESOME
he has a black Honda which is really fast and i use to play the playstation with him and we played with his RC car
its fun hanging around with him
hI mOM!
HI Ann
*does a fantabulously awesome sword dance....
in my head*
IRL I'd hurt myself. :-D
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ok this is boring
it is now time for WARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*snortles* That's cool, Val.
*turns into a dragon and flies into the sky*
*breathes fire on them*
*does an evil laugh*
MMAAAWWHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna have a parade! *throws confetti around everywhere and marches through Blogland blasting music* YAY!
WARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!............
...........
...
..
I WANT ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*lands bak on blogland as a dragon and dances 2 the music*
*makes fireworks with fire*
*Buys ice cream* Yay!
oh sorry
GTG
*blows a bubble with bubble gum and steps into bubble*
*flies away in bubble*
Bye every1
*waves wildly*
Bye Val! *sends a bottle* *Val opens bottle* *Lily steps out and gives her a hug* Bye bye!!
Bye Scarlet!
Bye Scarlet!
dangit, missed the dancing dragon!
I'm sleepy...
Are you sleepy? I'm sleepy.
I'm always sleepy. :-P
Have some tea! *shares*
a bit.
I'm always sleepy too! Except when I'm hyper. That's when people WISH I was sleepy.
*sips from a cup daintily, pinky in the air*
Hey! I just remembered! It's the same time for you guys as it is for me!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................................
*puts a blanket on Leona* Sleep tight, baby.
hgdhf
I dedicate this page to DEREK LANDY, may he recover with godly swiftness, and THE SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT MUSICAL
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LOL!!! That was the only key that my forehead pressed when I shoved it on the keyboard! :D
I did it I did it! Wheeeeheeeeheeeee!
MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL
V C
*snortles* Nicely done, Ann.
Ooh ooh! Guess how old I am :D I won't tell you my actual age (I'll NEVER tell >:D) but I'll tell you if you're wrong ;)
14? 12? 11? 64? 28? 16?
Uhmmmm 14?
You get to guess ONCE! LoL ;)
100?
Nuh uh. *smiles like the Cheshire cat* Not 14.
I wish I were 100. Then I'd get to be an Ancient by my family standards!
You mean like, once at a time? Or just once?
16?
Not 16 :)
Once at a time. You get to guess three times in all :D
99 And a half?
nnngh. 15?
You might as well tell us! Unless you're older than me, in which case you might be embarrassed to be hanging out here... ;-)
Not 15 :P
Leona...you aren't even close...to 500.
Ann, you get to guess no more! :D
Leona, last guess. Use it crazily ^_^
I'LL NEVER TELL! *shrieks like a banshee*
I'm not older than you though...
Hey, I've already used my guesses as jokes! :(
um.... 12?
Nope :D
*topples over laughing*
Ah...that's rich, that is. No one ever gets it right... :|
Carnelian! that's what you are, carnelian! :D
Wha...?
*shrieks* *gives Leona a giant hug* PERFECT!
:D Yay! I got it!
*snortles*
I don't even know WHAT you're talking about. But Carnelian is perfect! :D
*seltrons*
:D Google it
http://crystal-cure.com/carnelian.html
You are an energy booster. You help the insecure person to find strength within them so they can come into their own. You are said to increase the appetite.
Ahh! Perfect! *shrieks* Oh. Sorry. I couldn't think of a last name for someone in something and now I've got it! Carnelian! *shrieks*
Brbrbrbrbrbrbr--er, got a bit carried away there.
Brb.
k
:-D
Back!
back bach back bach back bach
Hi again!
Hi! I'm sleepier now...
Sorry, was on phone with my dad. I'm sleepy too! and freezing. I want to go to bed, but possibly everyone wants to be fed first. And I have to milk.
You do things at the weirdest times...
Yes, we do. ^.^
Yep. ;-)
Rocket Star just lost another tooth! Three in one week, the first to come out.
Ooh how exciting! I think...I don't really know.
And I had better get going on stuff. We need to be up and out early tomorrow, for husband's gram's memorial service. :-(
Goodnight Lily!
Goodnight! Have fun with whatever you're doing :P
Gtg Bye Lily!
Bye Leona!
hiiii everyone!!!
hello?
*dashes in* Hi Ayesha! I have a minute or two. How are you?
hii ann marie!!! im good how are you???
Tired! And my minute's up! gtg, bye!
awwww byeee!!!!!
anyone on yet???
*mumbles*
...me...
hiii aquila!!
whats wrong?
...
Gepard left and Lilith... maybe too.
*sighs*
And hi,btw. ^^
i know i was there. =(
...
And how are you?
im good. how are you??
Good, too. A bit tired, though.^^
my laptop is soooooo slow and it keeps freezing on me,sorry!! =S
No prob. :)
hi guys
Hi... Vals? Scarlet?
i went to play football with my friends and read my AWESOME new book
What book?
*looks curious*
the book is called:
TOMORROW WHEN THE WAR BEGAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hiii vals!!
Sounds interesting. :)
it is its AWESOME
Is it fantasy or something else?
heya !
Hi Isabella!
:L hi
hii isabella!!
Anything new?
its about 7 teens that live in Australia.
and 1 day they all go camping together 4 5days and when they came bak their town was invaded and a war is about to start
their parents were all captured by soldiers.
and they all try 2 survive the war.
it soooooo cool it became a MOVIE!!!
Sounds really good, Vals. :)
ow!
*touches sore leg*
my friend tackled me while we were playing football and now my leg HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*gives some ice to Vals*
Ummm............
r u being sarcastic Aquila
cause its ok if u r
we r all friends here so no hard feelings
...
Not really sarcastic... sarcasm is meant to hurt the person you're talking about.
But I'm not too serious, that's true.^^
*smiles innocently*
Uh-oh...
*hides*
i can always tell when someone is sarcastic
its in the way they type or the tone they use when they talk 2 me
You know what they say over here?
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. :)
Sarcasm isn't difficult to recognize. People usually overdo whatever they do when being sarcastic (or ironical). ^^
i can read your mind
ooooooooooooooooooooo
*hovers around Aquila and tries 2 haunt her*
LOL
LOL
LOL
i'm just teasing u
dont worry
^_^
*thinks: As if.*
Oh so sarcasims aimed at hurting people...
Oh ......
*gathers tinned of envolopes, letters and pens and begins to write millions of apology letters*
LOL hiii nicolette!!
Yup. Irony means your not serious about what you're saying. Like in: It looks just great... -.-
Sarcasm is meant to hurt. Like in: You always wanted to get rid of your boyfriend, right? This dress would PERFECTLY do the job. >:)
Hi Nicolette. :)
i'm always sarcastic around my cousins but they're so dumb they never kno
wat losers they r
Hi Nicolette
o0
*wonders why noone's talking*
oh i was wait 4 u guy 2 answer
lets change the subject
why is noone commenting?
Aquila already said that
*changes...*
Wait , what do we want to change the subject to?
ok lets talk about
Ummmmmmmmmmm...........................?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNdUgBwpglw&feature=related
Ever seen this?
anyone got suggestions
lol im playing on my ipod, the evil chickens are annoying me now!!! *realises that no understands what she is talking about* nevermind.
is it an ipod touch with a camera
yes ipod 4.
i want to play Mass Effect on Uncle's laptop
but my Uncle dosent live with me anymore
*frowns*
i wanna get the iphone4 but i hav 2 save up heaps of money
*frowns again*
*starts talkin 2 dumb cousin*
HA
he still doesnt kno i was being sarcastic
wat a Loser with a capital 'L'
Y isnt any1 commenting
LOL vals!
i'm always funny
its my nature
lets make this exciting
LOL.
Batman drops into blog land along with the Joker
I gtg now byeeee!!!
then ~Ryu~ from Street Fighter drops into blogland as well
*stares at Batman and Joker*
*hides behind Wolverine*
Bye Ayesha!
AW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye Ayesha
damn it just when it was about 2 get exciting
*frowns 1 more time*
i bring out my swords and start fighting them
*cocks head at Wolverine, who cocks his head at Vals, who is doing all the work for him*
^^
*Wolverine turns the Joker into shreds of meat*
Robin pops out of no where and helps Batman fight me
*looks at shreds of meat*
*creats small tornado that cleans the mess up and drops everything in a pond*
*water whirls*
I love my piranhas...^^
*wonders who's side to take*
*whose
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 people at once thats no fair!
>:(
Help MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aha!
*takes a small bag of powder*
*creates a wind which makes a small cloud of the powder*
*sets small cloud on fire, with her eyes closed*
*a really bright flash of light blinds Batman and Robin*
*i turn into an angry black dragon and chases the hell out of Batman and Robin*
*Starts breathing fire at them*
Ryu sits on a log minding his own business
*wipes arm across forehead and continues to write apology letters*
little brother comes along and throws banana peels EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!
*sits down next to Ryu, enjoying the sight of Batman and Robin, crying like babies*
^^
*stares at Nicolette*
Don't tell me you did this all the time... o0
^^
*laughs at crying bat man and Robin*
Lol lol lol you fails!
*realises she's being mean, gets another price of paper and another envelope for another apology letter*
*stares at Nicolette and shrugs*
*goes bak 2 breathing fire at Batman and Robin*
*smiles up at Aquila*
I could tell you that I wasn't but then I'd be lying and have to write another apology letter :3
o0
All because I told you what sarcasm is about...
shoudn't have done this...
*starts writing an apology letter to Nicolette*
^^
*gets bored of chasing them so i grab them and throw them into the distance*
*laughs at them and goes bak 2 human form*
that takes care of that
*grins*
*gives Vals a victory-cake*
^^
oh
does this mean i hav 2 write apology letters too
Dunno... anything you feel sorry for?
i feel like blowing something up
except 4 feeding my fish tooooo much food and it dies
*Hands her a nuclear bomb on a timer for 10 minutes*
10 minutes to out run death :D *starts sprinting for her life*
*looks at what she's sitting on*
*realizes it's a box of TNT*
Uh-oh...
*changes to eagle*
*flys away as fast as possible*
... Hmm to be safe from the blast I must be over a 100 miles away in 10 minutes ... *takes a private jet*
It's all good...
Fact! It would take 7 nuclear bombs to wipe out great britan so don't start nuclear war guys!
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