Hello there.
Sorry for the delay- I was hauled into hospital last week and have only just got out. I'd never been sick before, so it was a whole new and thoroughly dull/painful/annoying experience for me, one that I hope I never repeat. I'm still not recovered, so it'll be a few days before I resume normal service, but I know how much my Minions need their chatting space- so chat away...!
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- Derek Landy
- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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Germany has no nuclear weapons, no need to worry. ;)
Hmmmmmm.................
*rides a golf buggy to the middle of a field and makes a trail of flammable oil to it*
*lights a match and drops it on the trail of oil*
*brings out microwaveable pop-corn and puts sunglasses on*
*golf buggy explodes and microwaveable pop-corn pops*
*opens up pop-corn and enjoys the explosion*
Although...
we're still searching for a place for our nuclear waste...
*puts a lot of nuclear waste in a suitcase*
*hands it to Nicolette*
Have a gift!
>:)
hey u guys wanna enjoy the explosion by eating pop-corn with me
Of course, thanks. :)
*sits down next to Vals*
*starts eating popcorn*
*looks at oozing suitcase*
Actually I think I'll pass :)
want sunglasses too
Awwwww...
*takes suitback to wherever she found it+
*suitcase
AWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
the golf buggy explosion is over!
Awwww...
let's explode something else. :)
Oh
look another explosion about 100km away!
watches that instead
Did you know that you can blow a building with nothing but flour and a candle?
^^
it looks like that one was from a nuclear bomb
*laughs with joy*
Let's blow up ... *thinks of a VERY important place*
.... The US military :D
in my new book
the main character blows up a ride-on mower which kills 3 soldiers
*glances at val*
Nuclear explosions are awesome ... But I suggest we get away from the radiation that will be making it's way over if we don't want cancer
YAY!!!!!!!!!!
this will be fun
Oh wat about the Octagon
Ok, Nicolette!^^
*put's flour all over the US militaries head quarter and makes sure it's everywhere in the air*
*takes a few steps back*
*throws candle at head quarter*
*it explodes*
^^
*just looks at explosion while eating pop-corn
YAY another explosion to look at
*watches the us military burst into flames :D*
Wait Aquila your german and you just destroyed the USA's defences....
You have just started a war and left America completely defenceless and their on our side :O
I'm german now... I know enough to live in Germany, besides Germany seems nice
*pours flour over the Octagon and throws a candle and it explodes*
o0
They're on our side?
Oooops...
*starts rebuilding head quarter*
Whilst we're rebuilding the head quarter, why not let Germany take the leadershi... Oh, right. Because we always loose. ^^
*gives leadership to France*
more pretty explosions
*pours flour over the houses of parliament and throws a candle at it*
How incredible ironic, guy Fawkes, a catholic attempted to blow this place up and now I , a catholic just did :)
starts rebuilding every thing that was ever destroyed on this blog
America the uk Russia and France out the main countries in our war thing....
What's with China? Korea? Japan? African countries?
*wonders*
doesnt kno wat they r talkin about
and just sits there and listens
*eats ice-cream while listening*
I have confused myself .... *sits next to val*
*looks at confused allies*
*shrugs*
Didn't even now who the enemy was...
*stops war*
^^
*offers ice-cream 2 both of them*
How about their are no enemies and we all be allies!
Ummmmmmm.......................
Hav u guys watched Naruto before?
*eats ice cream happily*
Isn't that pretty much the current situation?
^^
*eats ice-cream, smiling*
Naruto????
Ummmmmmm.......................
Hav u guys watched Naruto before????????
its an Anime
I like Naruto. But they stopped airing it.
i kno they stopped airing it at Australia too
but it was sooooooo cool
i guess it was too violent 4 children
Do you know Bleach?
HEY 1ST YAY
i dedicate this 2 the people who r commin 2 the reunion!
yeah i watch Bleach
but its not as good as Naruto!
I like it better than Naruto... :)
i like Naruto better cause of the ninja stuff and the cool powers
Bleach is just about hollows(ghosts)
They have some cool powers, too.
its just about a guy named ichigo which fights them
It's not... you didn't watch it far, did you?
in Naruto
Naruto tries to become the 6th Hokagae
and it has cool characters
*shrugs*
I prefer Bleach, though.
but he also tries to find Sauske
u need to watch Naruto Shippuden
That's what's getting on my nerves... He trys to bring Sasuke back, although Sasuke told him not to.
brb
thats the bit when he becomes a teenager
AWWW!!!!!!!!!
Nicolette r we leaving u out of this conversation
Sorry!
*brings Nicolette bak into the conversation*
so wat do u want 2 talk about
I know the series up to when he saves the village after the training with the frogs...
Oh...
*waits for Nicolette to choose a topic*
where is Nicolette
Dunno...
*starts sherching 4 her*
*orange energy cloud floats on past*
I died...
But I'm alive again now! Dying is boring
*greets cloud*
*joins Vals*
*looks under a rock,behind a tree,in the pond,in a cave,in the sky*
Hmmmmmmmmm................
cant seem 2 find her
*jois in the hunt for Nicolette*
I found her! ;D
You died?
*wonders*
*orange cloud forms a spooky hand*
*the cloud waves*
Yep I'm either a zombie, vampire or Jesus :)
oh there u r
*looks at orange cloud and sucks it up in a vacuum cleaner*
ok no more orange clouds now
Hmmmm... I think we can exclude Jesus...
*shakes Nicolettes hand to see if it comes off*
*shakes with her head.*
Urn my heads not going anywhere anytime soon*
*shoves garlic into Nicolette's mouth*
no reaction
nope.
your're not a vampire
Why exclude Jesus? It's because I'm a girl isn't it! ;D
*laughs*
*voice from nowhere*
eep! what have u done!
o0
Why your head? I was shaking your hand...
*wonders*
*shrugs*
Anyways, since you're not falling apart I'm fairly sure that you're a vampire. ^^
ooh garlic! *eats a whole loaf of garlic bread*
Nom nom nom
no because u werent hammered to a cross
*stumbles over vacuum cleaner*
*it opens*
*orange cloud is released*
I exclude Jesus because him being around would mean it's time for apocalypse. And it's not 2012 yet. ;)
Sorry that was my iPod I meant to put hand but it put head
... Like when I put garlic it changed it to helicopter ...
where did that voice come from?
*stares at shaking vacuum cleaner*
Ummmmm.....................
nope.
not from there
*orange cloud floats around aquilas head in thanks*
True, true ....
*grins at orange cloud*
is it the end of the world already??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*goes 4 cover*
I think I'm just special because I'm not a....
Zombie, as I don't fall apart
Not Jesus because I'm just not! :D
And I'm not a vampire because I'm not drinking blood
So hence im special :3
Or a ghost.^^
So the world will end in a year... Dragon age 3 better be out by then ...
*winces*
Morganville might just get the last book out but skulduggery will only have 7 of 9 books out!
oooooooooo
i hate ghosts
*grabs vacuum cleaner and sets it too full power*
gettin ready 4 any ghost that comes by
*lines up 100 metres away from the wall and charges straigt at it*
*hits the wall and knocks herself unconscious*
i like dragon age 2
its fun with all the blood and gore
well not really gore but lots of blood
Oh, you're not only a ghost, you're a poltergeist.^^
and at the first bit of dragon age 2 when his brother dies
I love dragon age 2 !!! Hehehe ... Did you romance anyone?
*orange cloud is floating aroun everyone's head*
*the cloud's mind think...*
apparently the whole 2012 thing is an overreaction to the myan legand sayin the that the world will change, not ende. it says that were moving from the 3rd age into the 4th age or something and so the world will be new from their point of view
wat is a poltergeist????????????????????
Yeah I didn't really like carver, that's why I play as a rogue, so I can keep Bethany
Mages are cool but not really that fun to play as until they levelled up a lot
nope.
didnt want 2
A ghost that throws things and makes noise. Poltergeist is one of the words the English language took from German.^^
i'm a warrior
yup its an angry ghost basically
lv 52
I'm a female rogue ;) I like the spikes on the shoulders lol
Plus I like being sneaky ;)
Besides I'm a sucker for daggers ...
Hmm I like Bethany a lot but I let her die in the deep roads... It makes the whole mum thing a lot sadder
i always restart every time i reach level 60
so i can try all of the .........
Ummm..............
*tries 2 remember wat the word was called*
I have noidea what level I'm on
Ummmmmm............
form thingys like rouge -warrior-mage
and i do both genders
Skills? Powers?
Skill points?
when i play i just press every button so i like go crazy and stuff
Lol! I try and be civilised with them but their to much fun to use
do u play on computer or game console
i play it on the computer
so i do heaps of mouse clicking
*orange cloud gathers together*
*Rachel steps from the cloud and the remnants of the cloud float spookily into the air*
right see u guys later, g2g walk the dogs i think
:)
ttfn folks :)
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where did everyone go???????????????????????????????
I play it on the xbox 360
Bye Ayesha!
Got to go, too.
Bye Vals and Nicolette!
Bye Aquila and Ayesha!
oh!
i dont hav a xbox 360 or playstation 3
i only hav a playstation 2 and a WII
was ayesha here?
right me is over and oot :)
bye Rachel,Ayesha and Aquila
Bye Rachel!
*turns to val*
20 quetions!
Who is your favourite And worst character?
wat?
Who do you like the most in DA2
And who do you hate the most in DA2
Oh gtg
c y tomorrow Nicolette
gonna watch Fast and Furious
Bye
*hugs Nico* Congrats 2 u and Gepard
*waves wildly*
What? Oh...
Hmm bye!!
*stares at empty room*
It appears that I am alone...
AND I like my character and i hate that guy that we meet up with in the beginning u kno wats his name?
the guy that we save along with that girl
sorry not really good with names
improvements Derek!!! love you!!!
:DD <3<3<3<3
BYE
*hugs her a second time*
BYE
Oh I know who you mean the Templar that dies :D
Bye!!!
Okaiii ....
Now im alone! *sits in corner and whistles*
yous all know im still hre!
Isabella!
hi!
My dad just made me watch the moomins ...
sos i had some......<.< >.> special business
It's Okaiii, I was having dinner
Always loved the SP books, but only just started reading the blog * Stretches out luxuriously* Feels good to be a minion.
hey everyone :)
and welcome Spider :)
tis indeed gd to be a minion
where'd everyone go?
*gets all theatrical*
am i all alone in this dark, cruel world!?
nope? no-one?
*sigh*
*disintigrated into orange energy cloud*
*the cloud floats*
*The cloud waits*
hiii everyone!!
*the cloud extends a spooky hand and waves it*
hey ayesha!
hii rachel!!
hey :) i dont know whare everyone else went though...
soz im watching nigahiga on youtube he's soooooo funny!!!!! XDD
haha :) im trying to get back into writing my story or startin a fanfic :)
you should start fan fic!!!
haha yeah :) i have a scenario near enough
well i g2g now anyway & take the dogs oot. but then ill write part 1 o me first story :)
ok byeeee!!!!!!
*walks in*
Hello! Anyone there?
hii tristessa!!
Hi Ayesha! Shall we talk here or on the overflow?
lets talk on the overfolw so we dont leave out dragona when he comes back and there's noone here anyway.
Check out my project!!!
http://naowm.deviantart.com/#/d3e4bwq
It IS Skulduggery related, I SWEAR!
GUYS!!!!!!! *lowers self through the ceiling on an extention wire* Hi! *hugs all*
By the way, Tessa says bye. I know because we have a phycic connection. It's called Facebook. :)
Hiii everyone!! OMG i am sooooooooo bored!!!! =S
Derek, do you like elephants?
do you like beavers?
what about wild turkeys?
*wanders in*
*waves halfheartedly*
Hi all.
*looks around*
No one's here...
*wanders away*
Question: How will Americans who have to order the new editions of the series online, know which copies to purchase? I've looked on Amazon.com and on a website for Kenny's Bookshop in Galway (where i got my copy of Dark Days, And maybe I'm looking prematurely?)It's really hard to tell what's what... Any advice?
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE, INSIDE YOUR CLOSET!
Emily Doctor! go to waterstone books!
its a british site! i live in america and thats where i got mine!
waterstonebooks.com
*walks in wearing knee-length turquoise dress and black high-heels*
*eats a slice of her mum's practice wedding cake as she sits in the middle of the room*
*looks up at everyone*
*smiles*
ya miss me?
*sits there in silence*
*stands up*
*stands there in silence*
OKAY! I'M SORRY!
*tackles everyone in turn with a kallista-style hug*
I AM SORRY THAT I LEFT LIKE THAT! I AM SORRY IF I UPSET YOU! I AM SO SORRY! I KNOW THAT I COULD NEVER REALLY LEAVE YOU ALL! I AM MORE SORRY THAN I'VE EVER BEEN!
*sobs*
sorry...
I THINK WHEN THE 9TH SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT BOOK COMES OUT WE SHOULD HAVE A FUNERAL WEARING ONLY BLACK ,WAVE COPIES OF THE BOOKS SINGING THE GIRL FROM IPANEMA AND DECLARE IT A RULE THAT YOUR ONLY ALLOWED TO USE DOORS IF U HAVE NO IMAGINATION AND EVERY PERSON WE DISLIKE SHOULD BE ADDRESSED BY SNIVELLING BOY AND THE FUNERAL CARS WILL BE BENTLEYS AND WELL WEAR FEDORAS AND CARRY SWORDS AND PAINT SCARS ON OUR FACES AND HAVE RIDICULOUS HAIR AND HAVE A NECROMACER RING ON AND WEAR SUNGLASSES WITH SCARVES ON OUR FACE O_O not that im obsessed or anything....
*smiles at isabella*
hi...
and so do i!
... it's a litle unnerving being on this and dragona's at the same time...
*starts to sob at the thought of no skul books just emptiness ahead no waiting for another book*
well ... its awfully quiet on here tonight ..
LILITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*says in angry voice*
*looks sheepishly at isabella*
umm...
FAN-FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM DOING IT NOW BELLS!
*runs off to write fan-fic*
hehe
i know i just got on THIS blog but gotta go now- been on the laptop for 4 hours straight near enough. its a little obsesive :)
night folks
ttfn
*roars*
*jumps around*
*falls into corner and quietly cries*
noooo.....!
thank you lilith
*starts learning The Girl From Ipanema for funeral*
yeah umm... nicolette, you can't really call it quiet when kallista gets on here you know...
*jumps in*
Hello everyone!
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH
I HATE COUGHING FITS WHERE YOU CAANT BREATHUR AND YO NOSE RUNS AND YOU FEEL LIKE UR GONNA DIE AND THEN START CRYING CAUSE IT HURTS!!!!
New post on my blog .... it will explain why I wont be here after half nine if your interested in reading it
I have to go for a bit. Bye all!
*skips away*
brb
i am still here!
I am getting Paid Kallista :)
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