Hello there.
Sorry for the delay- I was hauled into hospital last week and have only just got out. I'd never been sick before, so it was a whole new and thoroughly dull/painful/annoying experience for me, one that I hope I never repeat. I'm still not recovered, so it'll be a few days before I resume normal service, but I know how much my Minions need their chatting space- so chat away...!
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 3201 – 3400 of 4571 Newer› Newest»Okay, Ann.
*yawns*
It's 1:34 am over here, and therefore I'll go to sleep now.
Good night all!
*slowly scooches across floor*
ah. i...am from the great lakes area.
`/\_/\
>(^.^)<
bye Aquila! see you later!
Goodnight, Aquila!
Goodnight Aquila!
night Aquila!
sadly, I must depart as well!
*leaps out*
Bye all!
:)
Oh, so near Kallista? Relatively speaking?
There needs to be more of us on the west coast. *lonely*
Oh, Leona! *hugs her* Yay!
alien one: now, we will begin by fusing you with another human being.
kid: thats not a human beings thats a gopher!
alien: SILENCE! *brandishes duck tape*
Awwwww, kitties!
like...a neighbor state to kallista.
Goodnight, Nyx!
Bye Nyx!
bye Nyx!
All right, I'ma go be productive, even though I'm really not in the mood. *grumps*
Goodbye, bloglings!
Make sure you go sign the petition to force, er, I mean, persuade! Mr. Landy to have a convention for us. :-D
http://evilminionplans.blogspot.com/2011/04/petition.html
Pray to your Golden God, minions!
...and if you see him online, make sure he knows he's to start working on the MUSICAL soon as he feels better.
:-D
Bye Mom! Tell Mr. Landy to work on teh MUSICAL, got it.
ah...no musical.
bye ann marie!
Do I have to give you noogies, Mar?
MUSICAL.
MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL
Mar? You still here?
NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO MUSICAL.
Why not? You don't like the idea of a SP MUSICAL?
it'd ruin it. ruin it all.
they'd need real MAGIC for petes sake!
but...
ALL FOR THE MOVIE!
Mar? You still here?
*wanders in* *scrolls back a few comments* Hey, I live on the west coast! *waves hands jumping up and down* I live on the west coast!! :D
We could make the MUSICAL into a movie too, and you could read all the books first so it won't be ruined for you.
Hi Lily!
Hi Leona!
Hi Mar!
Is Ann still here...?
Go to http://evilminionplans.blogspot.com :D
Okay, one moment. Going to look now.
Nope, Ann's still working on Goat World.
*looks over shoulder* Are you talking to me?
LoL I really hope we get to do this meeting thing it would be so fun!
Oh...Goat World...*wonders what that is*
Yay! You did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course I did!!!!!
.........................what did I do?
Goat World: When Ann becomes obsessed with goats and gets some before we have a place for them to stay so they have to stay in the extra bathroom and poo all over the house
You commented on http://evilminionplans.blogspot.com !!!!! Yay!!!! :D Am I getting over excited about this? Yay!!!! :D
Why does it keep adding http://? I didn't write that!?
Lily? Mar?
LoL Hmm...A goat came to our school today. He was so CUTE and FUZZY and he was sticking his tongue out. Probably at me.
I have to go eat dinner now. *pulls face* Sorry >.<
Bye!! Talk to you later!
K, bye Lily!
ah laptop low! bye!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone on?
Probably not... Dx
Exactly twenty minutes late DDx
Hello! Pandora? Nyx?
Just finished watching the Buffy musical for the 100th time cause of Rocket Star, she's 5 years old and loves it. :P
PLZ SOMONE BE HERE!
HI PEOPLE
hi leona
Hello?
Umm................
anyone on????????????
sCARLET!
... I guess you left.
hold on i'm still on
i was just like signing the petition or something
and i was also reading the comments from last night
Oh, ok then
so wat r u doin
Leona, you could always help. Then Goat World would be done sooner. :-P
i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored!!!!!
Eating pizza!
HI Ann
*hugs her*
oh cool
i'm chewing on bubble gum
BLUE-BERRY FLAVOUR
Hello Mom!
this is boring i'm gonna listen to music!
Um ok Bye!
Oops. Bye Scarlet! *hugs*
Hi Leona! *hugs*
:D
i'm not gone
i'm just listening to music
>:P
Wat up Kallista
*does a gangsta pose*
*starts sing song*
I'm comin home
i'm comin home
tell the world that i'm comin home
let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday
i kno my kingdom awaits and they've forgiven my mistakes
i'm comin home
i'm comin home
tell the world i'm comin home
Anyone on?
hi pandora
gyth
LOL i'm
Australian
Sorta.
Mum's the word, apparently. :-D
MUM!
I think musical is a better word.
MUSICAL
i was born and raised in Australia
MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL
MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL
HOLY CRAP
I was flipping through the past pages, and I found that Leona and Ann are UBER near me o_o
Well. Not uber. But they're in the same state, Cali. (NO, I don't know how to surf, if anyone was going to ask that >:P Wish I did, though...) Which is closer then anyone so far.
That's kinda cool xD
*laughs at Leona* I have my own minion!
One sec., BRB
Whoot! Where are you, Pandora?
No, don't answer that, this is the internet. LOL
LOL pencil
WOW heaps of questions
lol
your answers r cool
i love this song
its cool
i got a question 4 u guys
Who has been drunk! before?
raise your hand!
*starts raising little sister's hand*
*raises hand*
OMG I'm stupid when I'm drunk! Was lucky never to be around people who'd take advantage when I was.
Not that I didn't try to get taken advantage of by one of them.
my little sister was DRUNK once
BACK
I'm proud to say I've never been, and hope to never be drunk :P
LOL Ann xD
I'm afraid I can't answer that question :P
It's somewhere. In the golden state of California. But more then that will never be released until the reunion eight years from now xD
That's mainly why I voted Washington for our meeting area... less airplane price for me ;P
it was when we were living in Sydney
my Auntie's boyfriend had a party one night and one of his friends gave my lil sis beer
and when she got DRUNK she ran into a wall and started laughing crazily
Scarlet, did she shamelessly throw herself at a guy from Derry with a sexilicious accent?
...oh, how old are you again? O.o
i think thats y she soo dumb to me
she's not a very bright girl
lol & 0.o @Scarlets sister
Just O.o @Ann *inches away from mother*
I'd drive if it was in Washington. Almost everyone voted for Ireland, though. Which, you know, is cool. But far. And kind of damp.
i'm turning 13 in August
'Sok, Leona. You didn't know me then.
I'm turning 12 in a few days :D
LoL it's okay Kallista :P
Yeah... Washington's probably the prettiest place I've EVER been, even above ________ (secret :D). So pretty there *____*
And it's wayyyyy cheaper to get there. And faster.
NYC I guess I could live with. But IRELAND?!
I'll have to start saving money NOW O_o
I've always wanted to go there, though...
*tapes Kallista to the floor* Stay!
cool
Happy Birthday Leona
*gives her an early birthday present*
Hold on... I have a question.
Is Ann your real mom, Leona? o:
(Forgive me, I'm a bit slow... xD)
I've never been to Washington! I've almost been to Oregon, though.
That's kinda pathetic, isn't it?
i'm gonna get heaps of birthday money and save up for Ireland or where ever we're going
Get well soon Derek!!! WE LOVE YOU GOLDEN GOD!!!!
Happy Early Birthday, Leona!
You will then be only one year away from teenager-dom o:
Which sucks, by the way :P So enjoy that year while you can xD
BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
*Sprinkles with confetti*
I've already read that Kallista
LOL
Leona's really my daughter. I should know; I was there when she was born.
I've technically been to Oregon :P But only sorta.
I sat in the airport of Portland for a rather dull yet somehow glorious literal five minutes :P
Then we had to rush back to outside to jump onto a plane so we could then get to Seattle.
BUT FIVE MINUTES! IT STILL COUNTS! >:D
Yay presents! Yay confetti! Waa one more year.
AHAHA!
That's cool :D
*Holds up marshmellow gun to Kallista's head*
NO! YOU MUST STAY!
Don't make me pull this trigger >;o
It totally counts! And I've totally been to Texas and Illinois, too! Actually have spent quite a lot of hours in both. Stupid thunderstorms. Stupid tornadoes.
I already read it Kallista. LOL pencil!
royal wedding is in a few days i think
Congrats to Prince William and Kate
Accursed natural disasters o:<
I'd probably fry in Texas... I'm, like, vampire pale despite my (failed) efforts to get something at least resembling a tan.
It'd play out something like this...
*Arrives in Texas*
Okay. FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS !
*Dunks self in vat of sunblock*
well
shall we change the subject
Hmm....
To what?
lets talk about the REUNION and the MUSICAL
since everyone is excited about it
Kallista, no way, no how am I leaving a comment! You can't make me! Hahahahahahah!
Hmm. I'm better at being evil when I'm not trying so hard.
IG I
*shifts fingers to home keys so she's not just typing gibberish*
OH OH!
Can I be in the musical :P?
Never actually been in Texas sunlight. The tube-walkway thing from the plane to the terminal was hot as freaking Hades, though. Bleah.
LoL Kallista xD
That does sorta sound fun, in a kinda adrenaline junkie way....
Of course, Pandora!
I'm going to be Kenspeckle! Scarlet is Valkyrie, Octa is Scapegrace, Lily is Clarabelle so she gets to cut me up, whee, ah and someone claimed Tanith but slips my mind who..
Ok! So where is it going to be? What about the people who can't travel? Will we see them? MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICAL MUSICALS ARE AWESOME! Hmmm who should I be. Can it be sooner? Just a bit?
its starting to rain at my place
AH CRAP D:
Okay... hmm...
I'll be China ;P
Well, Kallista, you COULD do that... if you weren't taped to the floor with a marshmallow gun pointed at your head. Sorry!
LOL
Kallista
Oh that would be awesome Kallista! But then you wouldn't be here. So no.
Nooooooo not my goats! *chases Kallista with a rubber sword* Give them back, you hear!
She's taken, I'm pretty sure. But Tanith is so cool, I think there's enough of her for two people to play. :-D Maybe you could be evil Tanith.
Nobody's volunteered for Ghastly yet. :-(
*leaps in screaming about dinner with a vampire*
OHMYGAWD!
Ah. I have a problem.
My computer just decided to go DEFCON 4 on me, and now the screen is HUGE. It's like, 100% magnified, and I have NO idea how to fix this O_________O
Help? D:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUSIC IS TOOOOOOOOO LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello Mar!
They seriously will try to eat your hair. :-)
If you want one of my critters I can probably spare... the lab, or any of the cats but John, or the cochins, or a large hungry pasture ornament.
Darn.
OH!
What... what about... um...
Fletcher!
No, wait... um...
Argh.
SKULDUGGERY?
OR FINBAR WRONG? CAN I BE HIM? :D
ok but Tessaract is gonna 'POP' your head
not literally though
LOL LOL
Any ideas for who I should be?
HI MAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HI MAR!
*glomp*
So... anyone have any tips for how to get the screen back to normal?o.o
Which book are we doing for the musical? Just the first one?
Finbar is cool!
Leona, didn't I already suggest one of the twins? ;-)
uhoh. *runs*
Skulduggery Pleasant,
Had a feasent,
Who he named joe-ann.
They played tag in the rain,
Turned down a box of cocaine,
And liked their ice cream plain.
However one day joe-ann was gone,
Singing a song,
About a wall that was really long.
*shrugs*
I felt inspired.
Hmmm... maybe we should have auditions for the parts, actually...
*glues a wig onto Kallista's head that looks just like her real hair*
Um... Is there a settings page or anything like that that has a thing to zoom in and out?
LoL I'll be Crystal along with Finbar if you're Carol, Leona :P
LOL Pandora.
*combs goats for fiber*
*knits a hat from mohair*
*presents to Kallista with a flourish* There you go!
*wacks kaspar into orbit*
*waves*
Buh bye.
*kicks fabien and lyla into squid lake*
*watched them drown with glee*
I'm VALKYRIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not that I can see... hold on, I'll go ask my dad :/
:P I'll figure it out eventually.
*skips aroun planning diabolacle plots in mind*
*stops*
Ehem. A quick announcment for everyone.
Well,
The announcmt is...
...that im not going to tell you the real annoyncment until sometime tomarrow.
I need to go now.
Possibly write, or something like that.
I really need to go do stuff. Wah.
Have a lovely evening, everyone!
BYE Ann
Bye Mar
*hugs them both before they leave*
Hmph. The screen remains stubbornly magnified Dx<
G2G though :P
Good night all!
Happy Easter Break!! :D
*pries Kallista off*
*sets her on gray mare*
*slaps mare's behind*
Have fun!
Bye Mar? Why won't you tell us?
Bye Mom! Have fun washing dishes! :P
*grabs a wheel-chair and sticks a rocket booster onto it and rides it around blogland*
WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH G-FORCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
goes straight past Kallista and gray mare
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goodnight Pandora!
Bye 2 all the people who r leaving
*waves wildly*
I wanna wheel-chair!
mAre
*wheel-chair SMASHES into a tree and i fly into Kallista's arms*
Hello Kallista
Kallista is screaming in my ear!!!!!!!!!
MUAHAHA *takes Scarlets wheel-chair* AHHHHHHHHH
*we both scream as the mare approaches a cliff*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*we keep screaming cause the rocket powered wheel-chair that leona is on is heading straight 4 us*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XO
Do you know how to ride horses?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S.O.S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nope.
*wanders in aimlessly*
*assesses the scene taking place*
Um...
*swoops in saving Leona*
There.
WHAT?
Fine.
*saves Kallista and Val from the wheel chair*
*saves the mare*
Uh Oh .....................................
*sits up on the mare and screams some more*
You're all saved!
Bow down to my brilliance! *evil crash of thunder and lightning followed by evil laughter* MUAHAHAHAHA!
Hi Lily!
*pats Lily on the back*
Thanks lily
*tries to gasp for air then faints*
*is on the floor not breathing*
Hi Leona!
Hi Val! Erm...when you wake up...
Hi Kallista!
How are you all?
YUM YUM! *noms*
I'm...SPARKLING!! *burst of sparkly confetti* And slightly sleepy...
Ahh! *makes Scarlet breath* There! All better!
*gets up and finally breathes*
*grabs a banjo and starts singing and playing and dancing around everyone*
*dances to the banjo music* FUN! :D
Yay sparklies! *jumps around trying to catch sparkles like a playful kitten* :3 >^_^<
*grabs a random boy and starts square dancing*
*plays fiddle*
*sparklies rain down*
DANCE! :D FUN!
*cousin throws rock at head and i fall unconscious*
*shoves the cousin into Jello*
*revives Val* Dance ;)
*wakes up again and finds self dancin to weird banjo music*
ha?
wat happened here? wat happened to me?Y am i dancin?
*dances* SPARKLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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