Hello there.
Sorry for the delay- I was hauled into hospital last week and have only just got out. I'd never been sick before, so it was a whole new and thoroughly dull/painful/annoying experience for me, one that I hope I never repeat. I'm still not recovered, so it'll be a few days before I resume normal service, but I know how much my Minions need their chatting space- so chat away...!
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«Oldest ‹Older 3001 – 3200 of 4571 Newer› Newest»*screams* nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lilith you get back here RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! COME BABCK PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*attempts to wrap her leg around her neck but fails*
*sighs*
*stands with 1 leg at a 90 degree angle*
Yogas cool! breath in, and out *wobbles and falls over*
cool until you fall over...
LILITH COME BACK NOW!!! PLEASE???????
@Gepard
And you don't have enough self-conscience to live with it? Why do you care? I don't think he's better than me, too, but I'm alright with him acting like this. Why not? It's not like I'd want to have a leading position, so why not letting him have it?
*bangs head against keyboard*
as klj;gdagm
^^^ hey the first bit makes sense!
every6ohe ge happy6 you mu8srt obey becasuse i wrt5re this wit6h my elbow
*walks back in*
Hi guys- whoa.
*reads above comments*
*turns and walks away*
Sorry. I'll come back later when everything is calm again.
*raises arm*
I don't think I'm better then anyone ...
I don't think so. Sorry if that's not enough for you.
But I won't let you carry on with all that swearing, insulting and turning your anger against whoever seems to be a fitting target. If you continue, I'll continue to argue with you about it.
*whistles*
what if I make you all cookies and post them to your various countries ?
lol nicolette!
I'd love to eat the cookie, Nicolette.^^
bye lilith :) but i dont think anyone can carry on ur fanfic right :O
i cant do yoga...when i get stressed i shoot stuff doin archery :)
right g2g guys, hope ur all relaxed etc tomorrow :)
bye all
ttfn
*sways her arms and starts singing*
du du du du du du du du du du du du du
du du du du du du du du du du du ..
I always sing to the credits in cinemas and dance down aisles :)
byeeee rachel!! =D
LOL nicolette!
dont worry rachel I cant do yoga either ;)
but its fun to try ...
I am however very good in partner and group balances :)
Just trying to lighten the mood Ayesha ...
is it working?
.. if not then I'll tell you something else
do you know how embarrising it is doing aerobics in the gym whilst the boys group walks past the windows..
the answer to that is very (espesially when your doing the squats!)
LOL nicolette! yes its working....well to me it is!! =P
^^
Nicolette, we have sports together with the boys... since we're in year 12 now. We didn't have sports with them from year 5 to year 11, though.
:O ... I just realized how long Kallistas been here ...
I just realized Kallista IS here *stands frozen before leaping at Kallista and tackiling her to the floor in a hug*
HEY!
*hits head against wall*
Gepard deleted his blog...
Hi Kallista... in case I didn't say Hi yet.
Gepard's deleting his comments, too.
*clings to Gepard*
If you go now I'll blame myself... :(
what? geaprd come back!
Gepard NO! *grabs his ankle and gets pulled along as he walks*
you can't leave! I haven't told you guys about the time I hit the ball in rounders and it smacked the bowler in the face!
yea um........
bye its boring without lilith so bye
bye isabella!
Bye Isabella!
i gtg now as well byee everyone! *hugs them all before leaving*
Bye Ayesha!
heya guys
*stares at 5 foot long hotdog*
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As they say: everything's bigger in America...
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can i have the hotdog?
please!
a person i dont ever get to see
*gives hot dog to Thrice*
*looks at self*
Spanish, huh?
*looks around, slightly worried of bulls*
:S ... Gepard your name is sort of like Calk ...
Calk Valk
oh wait its spelt Chalk .. :/ :(
neva mind ..
*mourns*
I didn't want him to go... :(
Neither do I aquila but I don't know what to say to stop him
:(
... same here ...
*struggles under Kallistas head*
AHHH IM GUNNA GO BALD!
... *falls asleep as Kallista noogies her*
gtg Night all!
Night Nicolette!
*pokes head in, grinning slightly*
Hi all
Hi Thalia!
Hi Aquila!
Hi Kallista!
*hugs*
I'm doing alright. My cough is getting worse again, and I was hallucinating a bit yesterday, but other than that I'm good :D
*gives camomile tea to Thalia*
Thanks Aquila!
*sips tea thoughtfully*
Hmm...actually, I'm not sure if I was hallucinating or not, but I was definitely going insane.
*grins*
More insane? That's possible? ;)
*whistles* What did I miss?
Don't tell me.
*hugs blog*
HMMM... a person came and went and i never even got to say hi?
Oh yes, Aquila, it is xD
Hi Ann!
So it seems, Thrice.
*sighs*
HI ANN!
*hugs*
well... it has been a long time since i was last on...
HI! I can't tell who's still here. Hi everyone!
Aquila, your family has a bakery, did you say? Is that your cake?
whats with the whole bride and groom to be thing?
No, my father's cakes are less... kitschy. ^^
Wait, I'll see if I have some pics...
i often hallucinate in school... like i cant find a copy that is on my desk...
I want to live in a German bakery!
*moves in with Aquila* Hi.
I thought the cake was cute!
but that could be people stealing them and putting them back after i get in trouble for it...
hello?
Nooooo Kallista! I don't need rest. I'm not really sure if it actually counted as hallucinating or not. But some kid with a bloody nose thought it was a super great idea to startle me (his face was, like, covered with blood) and I have a phobia of that kind of thing, so I freaked out. Everything people did to calm me just made me more freaked out and I started randomly picturing exploding bunnies. That's it. I'm OK, see?
*grins*
O.o (((Thalia)))
exploding bunnies? i never went THAT far
Added some pics to my "Germany" post, Ann.^^
Mar told me to picture fluffy little bunnies in my mind. So I did. Then they started exploding. I have no idea why.
(\_/)
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(> <)#
how could you explode him?
Bye Kallista!
my dog had puppies and we are keeping one
*flails around*
I DIDN'T MEAN TO!!!! THE BUNNIES WERE JUST SITTING THERE IN MY MIND THEN THEY STARTED EXPLODING!!!
Wow, my internet is slow.
@ Dozer - it's gremlins. They steal something important, then after you already looked where you knew you left it, they put it back. Then laugh at you while you turn the house upside down looking. Happens to me all the time.
Bye Kallista!
*hugs*
see ya, i dont come on here much because... well, friends you have met in person can drive other things from your mind
Bye Kallista! *squeezes*
*points at pictures of cake*
*waits for Ann to look at them*
wll then, i have to kill a couple of gremlins around ireland...
wait... could it be leprechauns? because i have seen them... might be easier
Going to look, Aquila!
yumm...
MINE!
*looks down*
Huh, I just realized that I'm still not wearing socks.
*taps her bare feet on the ground*
MINE!
*gives some wool-socks to Thalia*
Ah, sorry! I didn't mean to get first!
awe... i am goin now because i want first!
Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry......
lol, i dont really care, but i have to go anyway, it is half 11 to me...
BYE!
8¬D
Half 1 to me...
should propably go, too...
*shrugs*
Bye Kallista, bye Thrice...
*pads over to the corner of shame*
Bye Thrice!
i have no book to read so i might stay
bye
@Thrice
Ever read the Bartimaeus series?
Bye Kallista! (again ^^)
*brightens*
Ah, OK.
Bye Kallista!
Bye everyone!
Who's still here?
I'm looking at CAKE and getting hungry.
*waves arms crazily above her head*
I'm here!
^^
No imagine to live in a house, filled not only with perfect cakes like this, but also with (to me) perfect bread, bread rolls, all kinds of baked things...
I kinda wonder why I'm not fat yet.^^
*now
Yay! *glomps Thalia*
*mumbles around crumbs* Wan thum cake?
They have bread... Oh dear I'm so moving there ! Don't even think I'm joking because I am so serious!
*cocks head at Ann*
Didn't understand you... but do you want a pic of what we call "Amerikaner" (= Americans)?
No thanks Ann, I'm good~
*grins proudly and holds out her magical bowl of popcorn*
You could come for a visit if you really wanted to... or holidays. ^^
Yes. That would be perfect, Aquila. And I'm fat already, so I don't have to worry about it. :-D
Posted it... just look at the picture on the bottom. ^^
Forget visiting. I'm moving in with you!
And... I don't need pictures of Americans. I know what Americans look like. ^.^
*shrugs*
The same way you know what Berliners, Hamburgers, Frankfurters, Nürnbergers or Thuringians are?^^
Now I'm confused!
Americans are a kind of foot, as well as all those mentioned above. ^^
A kind of food, AND a kind of people.^^
We have a lot food named after regions...^^
Their Meats aren't they? Sausages and burgers .. Ect
Ah, I have to go for a bit. I'll be back later. Bye all!
*dashes off*
Wait, Amerikaner are pastries?
Not all of them: Berliners are:
http://www.allmystery.de/dateien/vo59304,1296175831,berliner400.jpg
Bye Thalia!
@Ann
Yes. ^^
Who are you calling a sausage? Hmph!
Not a sausage, a pastry!
Just look at the picture: ever seen a sausage like this?^^
So close yet so far! *falls asleep*
Night,
Bye Thalia!
Night Nicolette!
*gives her a pillow*
evilminionplans.blogspot.com
*strange chuckling sound comes from shadows*
heh. this whole minion thing feels like...well, like we're being called together by our leader (derek) to...become a army and...attack someone...or...thing...
*looks at all the twilight lovers*
*growls*
Goodnight, Nicolette!
Hi Mar!
*looks at twilight lovers*
I already see the enemy... ^^
eep. *hides from Mar*
Berliners look a lot like jelly doughnuts!
Hey Mar, if you want to see some cakes, visit my blog (the "Germany" post).^^
*stuffs Twilight collection under loose floorboard and covers with carpet*
Nope, no sparkly vampires here! No, sir!
I'm fairly sure Berliners are older, though...
(mainly because they're different from doughnuts and doughnuts are kinda young, as far as I know).
*cocks head at Ann*
You like twilight?
*seaches for a cure*
Aha!
*takes Bram Stokers "Dracula"*
Read this.^^
But are they stuffed with jelly? *curious*
it..doesnt really help that im watching a weird alien cartoon.
it oddly ammuses me.
Yes, they are. The ones who aren't stuffed with jelly aren't round, more flat, and called Krapfen. Both, Berliner and Krapfen, are a traditional food for carnival. :)
I have Dracula! But thanks for thinking of me. <3
Hope u recover soon
*smiles*
No prob, Ann.^^
I want pastries.
If I ever make it to Germany again, I'm so looking you up. CAKE!
Hello!!!!!!!!!
*hands ann marie book*
this, my fellow minion, is DJ MacHales 'Merchent of Death'.
you read it, and you die and go to sci fi heaven.
*eyes get all sparkly*
*recieves odd look*
...what? my dad was and always will be a star gate and start treck fan.
its in my GENES!
Hi Leona!
@Ann
^^
You shouldn't only go for Germany. Austria has some awesome cakes, too. :)
*jumps into Blogland*
hello?
any one?
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Hi Nyx!
Hungry has awesome food too!
chicken paprikash,
and sweet, sweet, SWEET palachintas!
Hi Aquila! Hi Mar! Hi Mom!
Aquila!
Mar!
Ann!
Hi!
*glomps them*
I'm writing that down, Mar! Never heard of it.
I was raised on Star Trek and Asimov and Heinlein and Clarke and Bradbury and lots of UFO books and Project Bluebook! which is a show I'm sure nobody remembers but me, etc etc... Stargate wasn't around then LOL. Shoot, am I older than your da?
*humms happily*
Visiting Germany, please note:
Each and every region has it's own traditions and foods.
I'd recommend Swabia. (As a Swabian. ^^)
AND Leona!
*glomps her too*
:D
Australia does some GREAT food, too!
like lamingtons....yum!
Hi Nyx!
:D
Hi Nyx!
What are lamingtons? I always assumed Aussie food would be much like British food. IOW, not worth the plane fare. :-P
*floats around in memory lane*
*remembers-*
*shrieks with laughter*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! TURANTULA ON STEROIDS!
Nyx! Go to http://evilminionplans.blogspot.com!
lol, Ann!
lamingtons are our dish, sponge cake in choc and coconut!
reeeeeaaaaaallly nice!
plus, there's nice sights in Australia!
Great Barrier Reef....Harbour Bridge.....Uluru......
EVERYONE go to http://evilminionplans.blogspot.com
I cannot stress the importance of this enough. Go Now!
Australia is the country with the biggest viarity of deadly poisonous animals...
o0
But I still want to visit it some day. :)
lol, i have!
I'm excited! Are u?
:D
NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!
*gasps*
and then Saint Dane!
*runs around screaming*
*hides behind Loor*
yep, Aquila!
I've seen most of them...some in the zoo...some in my backyard!
XD
Oh, there's definitely other reasons Australia's worth the air fare! But I didn't think the food would be one. That does sound lovely, though.
*looks at Mar with a raised eyebrow*
Ann, would u mind doing the eyebrow emoticon again?
...Mar?
:D YES I'M VERY EXCITED!!!!!!!
o0
*thinks of snakes in her backyard*
*shudders*
I prefer cats, worms, ants, beetles, blackbirds, pidgeons and other non-dangerous animals, thanks. ^^
ô.o Mar?
lol, i went 2 Europe once...
...THERE WERE SOOOO MANY PIGEONS!!!!
thanx Ann!
^^
...
Where did you go, Nyx?
*continuously pokes saint dane*
am i annoying you?
huh?
huh?
huh?
*gets punched in face*
rides away on kasha the giant cat*
Just asking because at my part magpies and sparrows at least equal pigeons...^^
lol Mar!
*chases after her on Fido*
I went to France
And in Mannheim live a lot of storks. :)
Never really went to France... just a daytrip to strasbourg.
Around Venice, there were sooooo many pigeons!
I was little, and I loved running around, which would send them flying everywhere!
:D
*falls off kasha*
*screams*
*lands on spader in his attempt to get revenge on saint dane*
dude, take a chill pill! I know he killed your dad, the entire habitat your dad lived on, nearly killed the whole territory, nearly sunk faar, nearly choked you to death, killed uncle press, and a load of other things, but c'mon!
Venice is in Italy...
And it's common nowledge that they have A LOT of pigeons there.^^
Pigeons are even called "winged rats"...
^^
lol...and THIS is why i fail in Geography!
:P
^^
At least you didn't confuse it to be a part of Germany.
I'm horrible in geography, too. ;)
yep!
and in Africa, the pest are the flies!
I think i brought a few thousand of them back with me!
*swats them away *
BE GONE!
:P
Qwerty!!!!!!!!
Asdfgh!!!!!!!!
Zxcvbn!!!!!!!!
....Leona?
Never went to Africa...
but people say if you ever visit it, you'll loose your heart to it, never be able to forget it and miss it your whole life... :)
uiop
jkl
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:P
They're right!
my dad was raised there, and brought me there...
I LOVE it!
*scrambles to the next plane*
TO TANZANIA!
...or Kenya!
Just SOMEWHERE!
:)
I'd like to go to South America.
/random
*sighs*
ive never really been out of my little strip of states...
*looks at map of UK*
yes. begin...
*puts large red 'X' in montana*
i'll start there!
I'd love to see the Serengeti... and the Pyramids... and a lot of other things.^^
/\___/\
(`^.^`)
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Whereabouts are you, Mar?
^kitty
Never been to Egypt...
I love North Africa! South Africa is city, but North Africa is the wild bit!
:D
CUTE Leona!
=^.^=
...cat?
I just sat here for ages brushing my hair out, and now we're not going to town after all. Could have waited for tonight and been doing something useful.
Someone make me get up and go work.
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