Hello there.
Sorry for the delay- I was hauled into hospital last week and have only just got out. I'd never been sick before, so it was a whole new and thoroughly dull/painful/annoying experience for me, one that I hope I never repeat. I'm still not recovered, so it'll be a few days before I resume normal service, but I know how much my Minions need their chatting space- so chat away...!
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Awwww....
*pets her*
^^
anyone on?
-RIBBIT!-
*digs a hole*
*fills it with water*
*plants some water lilies*
*throws Lilith in new-built pond*
^^
Aquila - revolt can mean a rebellion, but it can also mean to feel horror or disgust towards something. Hence revolting meaning repulsive or disgusting. I hope that answers your question :)
-RIBBIT!-
It does. I only knew the rebellion one, though.^^
@Tori
I'm on.^^
Hi.
YAY PEOPLE!!!
spring break just started today at my school so i can be on ALL day :D
-RIBBIT!- i meant the disgusting one aquila! -RIBBIT!-
Hi Tori!
Which equals all night for me.^^
But I can't be on all night...
-RIBBIT!- tori, for me it'll be all NIGHT! -RIBBIT!-
I know, Lilith.^^
-RIBBIT!-
ppfff you people and your different time zones :P
hey everyone! im using my drawing template to control everything for practice!
*cocks head*
Just head an idea...
*changes to fox*
*looks at frog hungrily*
*jumps away*
*barks a hi to Mar*
*continues watching the frog*
*follows frog*
*jumps away faster*
-RIBBIT!-
heya
and is lilith named Frog now?
-RIBBIT!-
*starts hunting frog*
*catchs her between her teeth, without biting her*
*walks with frog in mouth to Mar*
*looks at Mar, waving her tail*
HI MAR!
*hugs*
*panicks*
-RIBBIT!- -RIBBIT!- -RIBBIT!-
*plays dead*
Aquila, you spit Frog out RIGHT NOW!!!!
is Frog ,Lilith?
*stops waving tail*
*looks at Tori, frog still in mouth*
*cocks her fox-head*
HELLO!
Im making...March's family tree...
*walks over to Tori*
*spits frog at her feet*
*walks over to Isabella*
*changes to human*
Hi, and yes.^^
hey peeps :)
...lilith the vampire is now a frog? what have I missed ?
*peeks up at tori*
-RIBBIT!-
thank you :)
I'm feeling dreadful ,my 1 of my tonsals are swollen and i have a blocked nose that getys me annoyed and fed up and my tonsals are like huge in my mouth and they r ugly ;'( i hate it ;'(
Frog, are you ok? SPEAK TO ME!!!!!
Hi Rachel!
better now! *smiles* :)
HOORAY!!!
Hey :)
lilith why were u a frog? something magical happen?
lilith *i saw in a hoarse voice*
plz plz do the fan-fic :)
thank you :)
I'm feeling dreadful ,my 1 of my tonsals are swollen and i have a blocked nose that getys me annoyed and fed up and my tonsals are like huge in my mouth and they r ugly ;'( i hate it ;'(
no, aquila called me a frog... so i decided to be one... why?... i dunno...
i will try to finish fan-fic now for you isabella! *smiles* :)
*gives ice-cream to Isabella*
*looks at Lilith*
You're luck I'm not French. THEY actually eat frogs... and snails...
*shudders*
*your
hehe ok lilith :)
mm apparently frog's legs are quite nice though aquila :)
SNAILS!!!!
I've had frog legs they are yummy
*studies difference between informal and formal..*
I give up ... Tschuss, bis Spater!
...
Only animals I eat: cows, pigs, chicken, fish, turkey hen.
Or as we say: What the farmer doesn't know, he won't eat. ^^
Ciao, Nicolette! Man sieht sich!^^
@Tori
Yup, snails.
*looks at rachel and isabella*
*backs away slowly*
i dont like venison for some reason... and for some reason i dont like ham but i love bacon :)
but lilith i was only a baby so i thought it was custard and ive tried snake
its nice but i was a baby so i thought it was chicken
................very "bony" chicken
BACON IS MY FAVOURITE FREAKIN' FOOD! :D *drools*
My favourite food's...
depends. But most of the time it's either Lasagna or Spaghetti Bolognese. :)
haha. ooh, my fave food is meringues with whipped cream and ice cream with fresh strawberries on top :)
I have started watching vampire diaries a bit, just 'cause you guys are obsessed and i wanna see what all the fuss is about! LOL!:
"Catherine was in this house, that means that she's been invited in. What are we going to do?"
"Move."
"Helpful!"
LOL! He has a good sense of humor!
is that damon that said that? hehe i watched the whole 2 seasons o vd in 3 days...
question time for you all *i say in a hoarse voice*
If you were *alone* stuck in an abonded fire house and zombies were surrounding you and your dog was staring *cough cough* at you with mournful eyes and you found out a rescue team was at the other hotel but was being ripped apart and you were starving...........WOULD YOU EAT YOUR OWN DOG?
no isabella, that is disgusting! of course not...
i'd drink it's blood...
...
I propably couldn't kill the dog. But if he'd starve before I do... maybe.
if not thats good cause you would see me I giant and fat chewing a dog getting rid of zombies
SO MORE DOG MEAT FOR ME *cough cough*
if you are HIGH FIVE you mcan survive o yeaaa!!
no way isabella. id find a way oot...hopefully. but if there was zombies and all that, eating ur dog would only prolong how long u could be in the house. in the end ud HAVE to come oot eventually so id rather take my chances together :)
and btw if u said "alone" how come there's a dog :)
sorry but i dont do grammar
Shmello my fellow Weirdians
Hi Gepard!
*pops back in*
Sorry, I have to go for a bit. I'll be back later. By all!
*dashes off*
Heard your wedding's canceled?
*grins at the thought of not making the wedding gift*
^^
*Bye
Bye Thalia!
It was a joke Aquila :P
But I still want a gift! ¬¬
Derek, some questions:
1. is it possible for a vampire to umm... what do you call it? anyway, is it possible for that to happen when they are unconcious?
2. are you going to kill finbar anytime? please don't! he's awesome! he's my fave character!
3. will you PLEASE organize the minion meeting? (has a nice ring to it!)
4. what happens to scapegrace and thrasher?
5. have i asked too many questions?
6. am i irritating you?
7. should i shut my pie hole?
8. are you a hamster?
9. are you going to answer that last question?
10. did you really think that i had any more useful questions?
thanks! AND ANSWER THEM OR I'LL RAISE HELL!
apparently dragona's going to kick your butt gepard! frankly, I CAN'T WAIT! *smiles at him evilly*
*cocks head*
I thought about drawing a picture shoeing the wedding...
but you can have the cake!
*gives him really big weddin cake*
http://www.allmystery.de/dateien/uh60808,1275389873,Hochzeitstorte-heikestortenparadies.JPG
^^
nice q's ilith. is the first thingy when they turn? and why is dragona gonna kick butt?
*showing
plz lilith and hurry
rach, 'cause he shot and killed me!
yes isabella! but it definetly won't get finished tonight! it's too long! sorry!
ahhh in ur fanfic :) so ur dead in it?
s'kkay but i expect it to be definetly finished 2morrow if not
¬_¬ *demon face*
you need to be aware at all times
ach damn no that was jaffa in ur fanfic. im confuzzled now :/
*shoves whole cake in mouth and swallows in one gulp*
*looks at rachel* isabella wants to read the next part of my fan-fic, and ON DEREK'S BLOG gepard shot and killed me.
DOG MEAT
*glares vampire glare at gepard*
DOG MEAT!!!
ah yup :) got it now. me noggin was crossin stuff over...
DOG MEAT!!!
0.0
*wonders how Gepard did do that, since it's a REALLY big cake...*
DOG MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOG MEAT!!!
NOM NOM NOM
Well maybe because you wouldn't stop adoring me and taking up the whole page doing it?
DOG MEAT!!!
NOM NOM NOM
*cocks head at Isabella*
You're not, by any chance, Chinese?
^^
*steps towards gepard still glaring*
nope im NORTHERN IRISH!!
*bares teeth at gepard*
DOG MEAT!!
NOM NOM NOM
^^
*adds Irish people to the "eat strange things" group*
:P
^^
DOG MEAT!!!
NOM NOM NOM
*stands between Gepard and Lilith*
...
*sighs*
DOG MEAT!!!!!!
NOM NOM NOM
*glares under aquila's legs as she is eleven and a midget for her age*
DOG MEAT!!!
NOM NOM NOM
NOM NOM NOM
haha the irish r deffo wierd. i was watchin an aussie beach program and an irish tourist was using an ironing board as a surf board
DOG MEAT
NOM NOM NOM
NOM!
RAWWRRR it not working ¬_¬
I'm from Ireland and I don't eat strange things!
*gets lightning in the skies ready*
DOG MEAT!!!
NOM NOM NOM
*wonders how long one can eat from a dog*
*decides not to test it*
*sets left dog on fire*
*glares at gepard*
*hisses*
LOL i succeded!!
*walks away*
ah. i wasnt really on.
but, i will leave now.
BYE!
Bye Mar!
i dedicate 1st of the page to..................
ME!!!!!
(ino im a selfish bitch but hey thats me:) HAPPY FACE)
bye mar
u guys r now eatin dogs! any 1 got any dog :) dogs r awesome
Gepard dont make me eat you ¬_¬
*still standing inbetween them*
Erm... guys...?
*crouches in defensive position*
*walks infront of Gepard and puts dog slices on him ,then eating him* :D there im happy
nom nom nom *cough cough*
*prepares to fight gepard if needed*
*smiles at isabella*
lilith i hve just ate him
*sniff sniff ,cough cough*
Oi! Isabella! I can't have my friends eat each other. Spit him out, please!
*glares at aquila*
*smiles at isabella*
hmmmm....... he would have been sour if i hadn't put dog slices on him and i dont want to taste him again soo sorry i cant spit him out you can wait in the sewer when it comes out
hii everyone!!!
*makes face at isabella, but still smiles at her*
*rachel's molecules begin to vibrate*
*she disintigrates into an orange energy cloud*
*the cloud's mind thinks*
hmm...i may be stuck like this...
okay lilith your smile is getting creepy
and you know if you want me to be happy
fan-fic
*sighs* i have been on here too much i'm afraid...
NOOO DONT LEAVE its broing with out you
i have not been able to write my novel these past few days but... i'm ADDICTED! *laughs crazily* :D
are you talking to me isabella? i'm not exciting... but i'm not leaving... i can't...
*glares at gepard even more*
*screams* mums making me watch embarrising bodies...
*whimpers in the corner*
LOL nicolette!
*is just a bunch of organs and blood and skin on the floor*
*glues Isabella together*
Hi Nicolette!
*shoots Gepard and hides behind Lilith*
... I dont like the surgery and revealing of .... private parts ...
*ignores TV and cocentrates fully on laptop screen*
I can still hear ... :S
LOL put headphones in nicolette!
*attacks gepard*
*bites him on the shoulder*
*kicks him in the face*
*disappears as black smoke*
*the orange energy cloud floats around everyone's heads*
uhhhhh
*hides behind aquila*
*sreams*
*jumps between the fighting ones*
Stop!
some1 glued me back togethor
OOOOO YOU GOT TOLD PWNED OOO!!!!
... curse slow laptop .. *starts computer up *
Gepard! *glomps back*
*glares at aquila* GET OUT OF THE WAY...
NO!
I don't like violence...
*voice rom no-where*
Troyman! what did u do to me!?
~wanders out for couple of minutes .....~
~comes back with a dog half way up my mouth~
really Gepard? What if I hit you over the head with a giant inflatable pink hammer...
would you be indestructable them ? ;D
*glares at gepard* i'm starting to see why dragona doesn't like you!
*hisses*
*jumps over aquila*
*glares at trohyman*
i don't see why YOU can say that you're indestructable! if you can, we can!
Hmm... I'm not sure..
*tries it*
Yep!
I don't know Rachel!!!
*uses powers to make new orange energy cloud in which rachel forms*
does any1 want some dog??
*has a coughing fit and then is near crying cus throat hurts*
umm gepard dragona killed you so technically you are not indrestuctable.
*changes dog to ice-cream*
I'd eat ice-cream...
Lilith, just stop it. Same goes for you, Gerpard. You're fighting over nothing, so stop before someone's hurt.
(>-_->)
L L
:'(
*glares at aquila*
if i shot you, would you call it nothing?
Yup. It's just a few black pixel on my screen.
I was indestructable so I came back to life Ayesha.
And I can see why I don't like YOU Lilith!
*has another coughing fit ruining the silence*
COUGH COUGH COUGH
*stumbles round the room coughing*
*glares at trohyman*
*stops glaring*
*acts all sweet*
you wouldn't REALLY hurt a little girl, would you? i AM inly eleven after all...
*new orange cloud gathers togther to for a human shape*
*rachel steps out of the cloud while the remnants of it spookily fluffs around*
hehe i made it back to my form! i thin, troyman, this will be safer :)
You see? You start to dislike each other, because of a few pixels!
*hits head agains wall*
I'm too old for this... -.-
LOL isabella!
*walks up to Gepard*
It's called havin an imagination and a life unlike you so if you r gonna make a fuss out of our fun yu could ignore us ,you are doing it to yourself
dang it once again my secret weapon is rendered useless
*continually hits herself on the head with her pink hammer and her hair goes all static*
O.o ooooh
*has a coughing fit off a cliff chewing a dogs ass~
guys can't we just all get along *smiles innocently*
*lilith glares at her and I suddenly feel very cold*
I'll take that as a no...
@Gepard
She said she's 11 before.
@Lilith
Why are you so serious about it?
*note falls from sky, says: Lilith is not here, please leave a message after you hear her stop crying...*
hiiii kallista!!!!!! =D
~hits ground really hard .but doesnt die ~
dang... I blame my care free attitute towards everything ...
actually wait no I don't thats the only thing keeping me out of this argument
*continues to hit herself on the head with the giant plastic hammer*
@Gepard
You're definitely overdoing it...
Just shut up, calm down, and then try it again.
*sighs* @gepard
whos taking it serious now?
*dissipates into orange cloud and floats around lilith's head*
*the clouds mind thinks*
plz dont cry lilith :(
No. because it's true.
*gives Lilith a tissue*
Gepard you can calm , you can let out your anger and as you said why are you taking it seriously you are saing that to all of us but you are having a fit yourself so you cant be criticsing
How about we all try yoga thats relaxing!
*gets shot weird looks*
What when everyone was stressed out in r.s me and emily did some yoga at the front of the class and everyone joined in... they seemed to like it :)
*sobs*
*jumps out of window*
*splats on ground*
*leaves blogland for good*
(i just wanna say bye guys, 'caus what i typed just up there was a bit crude, but anyways, i'm leaving... this place has been distracting me from my novel anyway... if someone wants to, they can continue my fan-fic for me, i don't mind how you do it... bye)
Everyone creates his or her own reality, Gepard. There's no such thing like an universal truth.
*hugs lilith* please dont cry pwease!!!!!!!!
*clings to Lilith*
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