Ah, the Jitter Girls.
They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.
I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.
Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.
January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.
I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.
I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.
Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.
I should probably get back to work.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1600 of 4087 Newer› Newest»i really HATE detective Marr. even if it has only one extra letter, its far too close to Mar.
Detective Marr is a #%/^~$!!!!!!! (befuddled)
i first saw the third skul-man book on the library shelf. the inside cover looked interesting, i searched and found the second book, i thought it was the first book, took it home, and quickly found out it WASNT. i still read it. then i read the first book, then the third book, fourth book, and the fifth book is sitting there on the floor haunting me...
*twirls the frypan in hand* *starts humming some odd japanese song*
baraku, diamonde, saaaayaaaa, lalalalalalalaaaaaa, i forgot the lyricsssssss, lalalalalala......
"Evil" hissed scapegrace
hi everybody :D
detective marr...does she die eventually? does a vampire eat her? i hope soo...
*chomp*
yum yum yum delicioso
...nobody wants to talk to me :'(
"You smell terrible"
"thats the smell of evil."
"its like rancid meat and bad eggs."
"evil,"
noooooooooooooo~
i was just looking back at the fourth book to type that~
oh yes Mar-chu
that is my favorite part of the book :D
the skulduggery books are magical~ yes yes~ thats how we all found it~
in fact, theres probably a pudgy little man who can do magic, an adept or something like that, and he turns all the books into magnets to your attention span or something like that...
yes yes~ i love that conversation~
tori is...tori. tori...is really....really...a magical kid who can sense the magnetic pull of the books and our attention spam...
i first found about the series in the 7th grade in my book club
it was one of the choices that we had and i thought it sounded cool when the visiting librarian told us about it
what she didn't tell us was that it was the best book ever written!!!
...dogmeat? huh? thats completely random...
i think i've met you before kallista, but its nice to meet you
omg, i'm listening to that new thriller song by glee and i can't get the thought of scapegrace and his little minion guy dancing to it :P
thrasher. the zombie is thrasher. a middle-aged man who nobody listens to.
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandom~
Hey Tori.
Nice to meet you. I'm Octaboona or Octa if you so prefer.
hi Octa....now i feel like i'm in one of those rehab rooms
"hello my name is tori"
everyone "hello tori"
meow~ hello octaboona~
Alone again? Twice? In about two hours?
Surely not.
Yay! Not alone!
meow meow meow~
Hey Mar-chu!
who do you like batter? sanguine or springheeled jack?
Um...
That's a hard one.
Sanguine is funnier. Or atleast he is in book 5.
I won't spoil it for you.
sanguine, even though he took tanith WHICH WAS NOT COOL!!!!!
they're both wonderful psychopaths~
I chose Gerald!
...helllllllllllllllllllllo?
Tori! Mar-chu hasn't read Mortal Coil yet!
eh. he's okay. Gerald is....Gerald.
its tempting, and its currently haunting me from the floor~
Well Scapegrace then.
oh my god i'm so sorry i didn't know
now i feel bad
Don't feel bad :D
*chants in a depp voice*
Sucumb to the tempatation!
But that would mean you leaving.
Staaayyy!!!!
i've read dark days...and i'm well aware tanith is going to be tortured in every book...
but Gerald is...in my opinion Gerald should never have been a zombie. Gerald is....i like zombie number eight. he gets beat with a frypan~
But a zombie called Gerald. Isn't that hilarious :D
*waves the frypan around*
nice.....is it bad that i like Caelan
...does he eat anybody yet?
No. I love Caelan. The bad guys are the best!
Although I can't decide if Caelan is evil.
hhhhmmmm~
*waves frypan around*
HI HO! HI HO! OFF THE WORK WE GOOOOO!
he's evil....but in a good way
and he's got that whole "i'm eternally damned" thing going on
that, and he's a total hottie...during the day
Caelan should eat somebody. It'd be HILARIOUS!
Kallista!
Hop aboard :)
*Kallista climbs on Octa's back*
*shouts out directions*
Left. Faster! Faster I say! No tur around in circles!
WHEEEEEE!
*pants*
*chases Octa and Kallista*
I WANNA RIDE TOO!
*jumps on Kallista who is on Octa*
caelan should eat fletcher....that might be how valkyrie turns into darasquee (or however you spell it)
*Octa staggers under the comvined weight of Kallista and Mar-chu but manages to straighten up*
Kallista: LEFT
Mar-chu: No RIGHT!
Both: FASTER!!!!!!
*Octa is left confuzzled and decides to go reft*
*Octa starts to recite Kallista's Feast*
Kallista: FASTER!!!!
Or I'll put you back in the cage. And no food.
Mar: And write me a poem right now!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
...ouch....
*realizes that Kallista isn't on my back*
*spies a speeding trolly approaching with Kallista in it*
*Octa starts to run even faster*
Mar: Good boy. There's a good boy. Want a treat! Want a treat! Fetch!
*Octa-dog, bounds after the stick*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Octa: Mar, whats that on your frypan? its red...
Mar: NOTHIN! ITS NOTHIN! ONE MOMENT! *jumps off of Octa*
Kallista: YES! *jumps back on*
mar: *hurridly runs to the bathroom* *scrubs Kallista's blood off of frypan*
I completely forgot to clean it after yesterday.....
you guys need to read my latest babble
i think its super funny and don't forget to comment on it if you read it because i never get enough comments
http://morbidcomediccommentary.blogspot.com/2011/02/forensics-no-not-csi-and-glee.html
*is skipping back* *stops* *eyes glint* *reaches for the fifth skul-man book*
haha nice
*reads*
I. Hate. Solomon. Wreath. I. Will. DOMINATE HIM!!!!!!!
*snatches the frying pan from Mar-chu and runs off with it*
...well. I'm gone for what, thirty min., and you STEAL MY FRYPAN!?!?!?
in my thirty minutes gone, however, i have met the tessaract...or however you spell it.
I'M IN A ASSASSINATING MOOD!!!!!!
*lights foot on fire* *starts chasing Kallista and Octa around with dumpling army following meh*
*sits down*
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
...humph.
*logs off and starts to read book again*
i will be back tomorrow. maybe probably. ehhhhh~
I didn't fall asleep.
I was distracted by youtube :D
But I'm all alone :(
Kallista?
You there?
starts singing again
americium
ruthenium
uranium
europium
zirconium
lutetium
vanadium
and lanthanum
and osmium
and astatine
and radium
and gold
and protactinium
and indium
and gallium
and iodine
and thorium
and thullium
and thallium
There's yttrium
ytterbium
actinium
rubidium
and boron
gadolinium
niobium
iridium
and strontium
and silicon
and silver
and samarium
and bismuth
bromine
lithium
and barium
Hey Kallista!
I missed out beryllium.
Never mind :D
*hits youtube with a stick*
Don't ever distract me again you hear me!
*youtube chases Octa around the blog*
I'm sorry for hitting you!
Don't eat me!
*searches the blog for Mar-chu with her trusty fryingpan*
*youtube tries to eat Octa but chokes on the cocktail umbrella*
Ha! Take that youtube!
Dancing time!
*Octa and Kallista stride out onto the dancefloor*
*They sway to the beat of the drums and the sounds of the violins*
*Octa and Kallista sparkle and glow as the fireflies gather round*
*We spin and twirl as the other people look on enchanted*
*yawns*
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack...
i was about to fall asleep, but something pulled me back.
maybe it has something to do with how much i love everyone in blogland...but i love the golden god the most~ yes yessssssss...
*stretches like a cat*
i had a wonderful idea for my fanfiction...it has somehing to do with dusk biting a character and i cant decide if she should die or not. but that probably wont be the best idea since its my character...
...hello? Octa? u there?
Hey Mar-chu!
*swears at Bill-Ray in japanese*
oh, hello!
I'm here.
I think Kallista might be having computer problems.
you should meet stanley. he's real nice~
I was right :D
Kallista- I'll send you the deleted post via the blogger messenger thing.
YAY!!!!
But not of us tried to get it.
That must be the first time ever!
computers are unpredictable.
*yawns like a cat* *curls up around Octa's feet*
meow...
meow meow meow~
*cough* *sputter* *cough cough*
h-hairball...
*looks at Kallista*
*cough* *sputter* *cough* *draws frypan*
*hiss*
*Octa disentangles his feet from Mar-chu and hides the frying pan behind his back*
*smiles innocently*
*hiss* *cough* *sputter* *eyes glint when looks at Octa*
*walks over to Octa and leaves a nice hairy gift in front of her*
*eyes glint evily*
*hiss*
*stares in horror at the pulsating lump of fur*
*drops frying pan*
*runs off screaming*
*jumps on Kallista's head and curls up like a living ball of fluff*
*purrrrrrrr*
*yawns sleepily*
*jumps up and curls around Octa's feet again*
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow.
*starts dozing off with a nice warm cat around ankles*
*falls asleep too*
*roars*
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
*gets frypan out and chases Kallista*
BBBBBBBBRRRRRRGH!
*in half run* *drops* *yawns* '
yeeeeeeeeeeeee. i'm..i'm...
*falls asleep*
good bye~ see everyone tomorrow...
bye....
darn, i'm finally able to come back on and everyone's already left :'(
nice lol
i was like "there's another person here? omg"
oh nice
Ok guys if you are going to comment, please do it on something RELATED TO DEREK please and thank you. I am soooooo keen for Skulduggery and Valkyries next adventure! And I am highly anticipating the movie!!! OMG :) I am a H U G E Skulduggery Pleasant fan!
hey, I have an idea. Shoot the Jitter Girls in the face. It always works. And it's really funny, I did that to one of my characters that I didn't like. It's so much fun!!!!!!! I'm evil, aren't I? >:D
hey, anyone around?
KALLISTA! hey, i've just come back from school :/
yeah, i got your comment thanks. yeah, i'm fine, thanks for your concern.
school was ok, i'm gonna update my blog in a minute so you'll find out soon! :P
*joins in with the Pancake dance*
*lies on the floor laughing her head off*
so who's your maid of honour and bridesmaids and stuff?
awww, ok. i should be doing homework but i'm not!ooh, i'm such a rebel! lol
OK OK I'm only on for like not even 5 minutes, but I really wanted to say HI!!!! and Kallista...what language, if it even is a language was that up above?? I'm just thinking as I looked at it, WTG??
Awww, but my smurfs are so excited for the wedding...
lol, my mum's gonna kill me if it's not done by the she gets back! hehehe
LILY! hi
hi!! If Kallista is still there i say hi to her too.
flibblejib
BAD SMURF!!! You know better than to bite-oh wait, you don't know better. Well now you do! BAD SMURF!! What languages?
i'm hungry
brb, getting some food
i'm back
BYE!
Hi.
hi
Anyone on?
Hi Lily. I haven't talked to you in ages!
You still here Lily?
Anyone?
hi
Hi Jasmine!
whats new pine?
Me and Kallista are still getting married (Dunno if you were there or not)
oh! congratz =)
finaly you'll stop with the beer =p
Yeh... I've stopped :P she says it's postponed until she sorts out her feelings, but I don't know if I've done something wrong or it's how you guys feel about it.
im pretty sure it's how we feel about it
but you both really shouldn't care about our reactions, it's what makes both of YOU happy =)
(but you do remeber this is a blog right? )
I know, but Kallista thinks we're getting further away from you guys and you won't think as highly of her if she marries me. And I know it's a blog... but it's a FUN blog. If it wasn't a blog I would be more heartbroken than I was yesterday.
um that hardly even makes any sense...
both of you get virtually married = us disliking kallista.....i really don't see the connection...
That's what I was saying. People seem really happy for us but Kallista doesn't think they are.
they'r probably just shocked......
i mean it is JUST a blog to everyone else i gusse....i gusse the blog dosn't mean as much to them as it dose to the both of you....
Hey, the blog's the best thing I've ever done... :/
=)
talking about blogs i was thinking of taking a brake...i mean my mom thinks im practically addicted ....well i gusse she's right, i am on the blog at 11 in the morning =p
Please don't take a break Jasmine. You aren't addicted. I'll be a loner every single morning otherwise :( please?
umm dragona its 11:30 am where i live...i have a holiday form school for today and tmm...thats it...after that i doubt ill ever come in the morning...=p
I'm on the blog at 7:30 am :P
Please don't go Jasmine. Please! Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please don't go!
lol nicolette is still there....
yup i think im gonna have to take a brake starting tmm =p
Nicolette hardly ever comes on in the mornings. I'll be a loner every single day :( PLEASE don't take a break, please don't Jasmine :`(
Just please don't take a break Jasmine. You're a wonderful friend and I'll be a loner loads without you here. You aren't addicted though, I only see my friends at school and I'm not addicted... please don't Jasmine... please don't :(
aww how sweet =)
but i gusse i could cut of days atleast....coz when im not on the blog, the blog i all i think about -p
how about you meet up with your friends from school in the morning..thats what i usually do....=)
Jasmine, you don't have many days already, please don't cut down on your days or take a break. You come on here a fair amount and I don't mean that you come on here a lot. Please Jasmine... please? Pretty please with a cherry on top?
*puts a cherry on his head*
I live 5 miles away from the friend which lives closest to me... I don't think I can.
*stares at cherry hungrily*
Jasmine, just please don't cut down on your days you come on here or take a break. I'll be a loner a lot without you here and you're a good friend... please don't. :(
I have to go now... I'll be on tonight, bye.
oh right...5 miles...i just meet my friends on the bus...
lets stop with this leaving nonsense....so..umm..you like chocolate milk???
bye
hellllllllllllllllllooooooooo??????????/
Hmmm I think I'm going to brake this silence....
~grabs a chainsaw~
~hacks at the silence, finally destroying it completely~
There, now all you people out there, waiting for the silence to be destroyed may come on now and join the sound. :]
Hello, Molly :]
Heya, Skyril!
How ya been?
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