Monday, February 7, 2011

The Jitter Girls


Ah, the Jitter Girls.

They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.

I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.

Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.

January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.

I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.

I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.

Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.

I should probably get back to work.


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Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Ooooh ok, Dragona :P

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Yeah, it annoys my mom xD

Jasmine Lovelace said...

pure dark chocolate is REALLY BITTER!

i dunno i like it both with nuts and without..=)

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I like it without better. Same with brownies and cookies!

Dragona Pine said...

I hate dark chocolate, I only like milk and white. No nuts or anything...

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I don't particularly like white chocolate, but I DO like milk.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

ooh white chocolate...yumm

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Milk chocolate I mean lol

Jasmine Lovelace said...

ooh CHOCOLATE MILK!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Chocolate milk?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

have any of u guys seen this cartoon called fosters home for imaginary friends?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I LOVE Chocolate milk!! YUUMMMMM That stuff is DELICIOUS!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I have seen it, but not recently, Jasmine.

Dragona Pine said...

f

Jasmine Lovelace said...

i kno rite!!! chocolate milk is lyk heaven on earth(in liwuid form)...sort of...i think...

Jasmine Lovelace said...

2nd!!

Dragona Pine said...

1st XD

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

LOL You're exactly right!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

5th!
:P

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Chocolate milk is gone in the blink of an eye when it's brought into my house lol :P

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Skyril.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

lol same here!!
im lucky even if i get a glass =p

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I've been using :P a lot today!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hey, hey listen to this! You don't have to watch it, it's just pics, but listen!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmYMkl1Grzc

I love this version of this song I love!

Dragona Pine said...

I can't watch videos on this laptop... sorry Skyril :(

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Oh, that's alright. :] It's "Sway" by Michael Buble. Look it up when you get a chance! :)

Jasmine Lovelace said...

aww i love his voice!

so whats new pine trees?

Dragona Pine said...

I'm alright lol.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Me too!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Nice nick-name! :P

Jasmine Lovelace said...

i listen to alot of rock...then i get a big headache and thaen i listen to pop and then rock again

so this kinda music is really cool

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

LOL funny. Well, glad you like it! I loved it as soon as I heard it! Then I listened to it over and over :P

Jasmine Lovelace said...

lol i like trees(especially oak =p )

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I have an ENORMOUS oak tree out in the middle of my front yard! :]

Jasmine Lovelace said...

dragona u there?

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh... I'm here.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

In fact, I'ce described house as "the one with the tree" before lol

Jasmine Lovelace said...

aww ure soo lucky Skyril!!
are there any squirels?? =p

Jasmine Lovelace said...

wow ure really silent dragona...u alright?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

There are TONS of squirrels! My mom loves them lol. Often when she has nuts she'll takes some outside and put them around for the squirrels to find :P

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

You are rather quiet, Dragona...

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh... I'm fine...

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hey, I have to go now :/
See you later, Dragona, Jasmine!
Farewell. :]

Jasmine Lovelace said...

u sure pine trees?

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Skyril.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

bye Skyril =)

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh, I'm sure.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

i can't wait for the rain!!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

watched any movies lately??

Dragona Pine said...

No, not really. I watched Kangroo Jack the other day though.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

lol i remeber that movie =p
or was it funky monkey??

Jasmine Lovelace said...

hey have u finally decided where ure going for a honeymoon?

(why do they even CALL it a honeymoon?)

Dragona Pine said...

I don't know why they call it a honeymoon... bit weird of a name isn't it?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

yeah, i mean honey-moon have no connection what so ever =p

i mean for gods sake HONEY and MOON?
they're 2 very different things!! =p

Dragona Pine said...

I know. Whoever thought of the name was a bit stupid.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

so where have you chosen?

Dragona Pine said...

Italy and Hawaii.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

cool =)

i've been to bali, it's a bit lyk hawaii..i think..

Dragona Pine said...

I've never heard of bali.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Bali is an island near indonesia really cool =)

Dragona Pine said...

Well... warm.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

umm i dont really get you pine...

Dragona Pine said...

You said it was cool, and if it's in indonesia it's warm... I know what you meant. Just ignore me.

Dragona Pine said...

*sits in corner and starts doodling*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

lol i get you ;)
my mom and i say the most lame-est jokes on the planet, so we're used to it =)

and lame joke are never to be ignored my pine-tree friend ;)

Dragona Pine said...

No, not my jokes... just ME. I need to be ignored. I'm not here... I'm a figment of your imagination.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

wow i sure do have a creative imagination =p

so what really happend dragona?

Dragona Pine said...

What do you mean what really happened? What with?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

YOU??

what happend with you =p

Dragona Pine said...

Am I acting strangely?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

oh no Dragona, you being silent and wanting to be ignored is completely normal -.-

Octa said...

Hey all!

Dragona Pine said...

I'm sorry...

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Octa.

Unknown said...

Fantastic, read this post yesterday and I am now ADDICTED to Jitterbug by Wham! .......Can't stop listening :D Can't wait..... These Jitter Girls will be my every thought untill september :S


WHAM!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

hi octa =)

sorry for what dragona? , i was just worried abt u =p

Octa said...

Don't be sorry Dragona.

I know you're having a hard time with things.

What you feel is what you feel.

You don't have to apologise.

Lunar Tears said...

Hola señoritas y señores

Dragona Pine said...

I'm ok.


Hmm...


^^^
See? Absolutly fine...

Jasmine Lovelace said...

hi lunar =)

Octa said...

Hola Lunar

Que tal?

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Lunar.

Lunar Tears said...

Estoy muy bien, gracias, Octa

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Jasmine, Dragona, and Octa!

Dragona Pine said...

Mi casa tiene 5 plantas.

Dragona Pine said...

*sits in the shadows*

Lunar Tears said...
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Dragona Pine said...

Yep... 5.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

*stares dumbly .....oh! it's spanish!*

Lunar Tears said...

Yo no hablo español

Dragona Pine said...

*drinks from a bottle of beer*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

nope it's not spanish then is it?

Lunar Tears said...

You really shouldn't drink that, Dragona...

Octa said...

Tambien es mal por tu sana.

Octa said...

It is Spanish :D

Lunar Tears said...

It is Spanish. I just can't speak many words in Spanish... Just Hola, gracias, and la quenta.

Dragona Pine said...

I should drink it... leave me alone :(


*turns away and drinks beer*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

try some...apple juice?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

ah! so it is spanish!!

Lunar Tears said...

Chocolate milkshake?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

ooh! choclolat milk!

Dragona Pine said...

*drinks beer again*

Lunar Tears said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

MY INTERNET!

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY INTERNET!

MELTING! I'M MELTING!!

Octa said...

*dreamily thinks of the yummy chocolate milk*

Dragona Pine said...

*sings tunelessly to "Fix you" by Coldplay*

Lunar Tears said...

Aww!

Thrice's dog is due to have puppies on Saturday!! XD

Octa said...

I love that song.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

i love chocolate milk!!

oh and dragona try listening to: let it rock by kevin rudolf....the song really helps =)

Lunar Tears said...

I LOVE THAT SONG!

*songs tunelessly with Dragona*

Dragona Pine said...

*sighs*

Lunar Tears said...

*sings

Octa said...

Hmmm...

Is that song a message Dragona?

When you try your best but you don't succeed
When you get what you want but not what you need.

Something's wrong.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

ohh um is it abt the marrige thing...did she say no dragona?

Octa said...

Kallista called off the wedding didn't she.

It must be. You've been so happy and now you're really sad.

Oh no. I'm so sorry.

Am I even right?

Dragona Pine said...

She didn't really say no... she thought it was a bad idea because you guys would think less of her and think of her as weird in a negative way... :(


*sups from beer*

Octa said...

Oh Kallista!

We don't think your weird in a negative way.

We adore you!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

*gives dragona a tissiue*
kallista is one of the sweetest person on earth...

Geckogirl said...

*somersaults into room*

hey hey guys! It's Skylara the blogger!

*audience errupts into raptuous applause*

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Geckogirl...

Octa said...

Oh, Dragona.

*weeps for him*

It'll be alright. I promise you.


'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

hi Geckogirl =)

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Geckogirl!

Geckogirl said...

what?! *gasps in horror* KALLISTA CALLED OFF THE WEDDING!?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

Dragona Pine said...

*sups from beer again*

Octa said...

Hey Skylara.

Dragona Pine said...

She didn't call it off excatly... and I shouldn't have told you any of this. She just thought after we got married you wouldn't think as highly of her as you do.

Dragona Pine said...

Brb.

Octa said...

About an hour ago. Well atleast that's when Dragona started going all quiet.

Geckogirl said...

hey dragona,hey lunar, hey octa, hey jasmine!

@lunar- vampire diaries tonight! :D

@everyone- fill me in about the wedding call off! pleassee! why does everything happen when im away!?

Lunar Tears said...

*swaps Dragona's beer with chocolate milk while he's saying hi to Skylara*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

what? that dosen't even make any sense dragona???

Octa said...
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Dragona Pine said...

Back.

Lunar Tears said...

I know, Skylara!

I've got it on record in case I can't watch it...

Aww... Things happen when you're here too Skylara!

Geckogirl said...

of course we would! anyway, it's not like its a massive proper wedding or anything! it's on the blog!(although if it is then i appologise for interpreting it like this)

Dragona Pine said...

I'm sorry... I shouldn't have even reacted...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm so stupid... I get myself really happy then when it comes crashing down I feel like hell...

Lunar Tears said...

Back...

Geckogirl said...

awww poor dragona!

*hugs dragona and while hugging dragona steals his beer and throws it off the edge of a cliff*

drunkeness solves nothing! well...*remembers when her and john could only get sherlock to sleep after three days of not when he was drunk* almost nothing!







*spots chocolate milk*

ohhhh! *drinks chocolate milk and goes hyper*

teeehhheeee!

Lunar Tears said...

Kallista will see the truth, Dragona...

... That we would NEVER think any less of her if she married you!!

Dragona Pine said...

*dives after his beer, doesn't remember to put up his shield and impales himself on the rocks below*

Lunar Tears said...

Oh, dear...

I HATE it when I'm optimistic!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

chocolate milk- heaven on earth
~in liquid form ~

Geckogirl said...

and once again i warn you guys that if i go off suddenly its coz my internet is playing up...


*starts skipping around in little circles for no reason*

Lunar Tears said...

Ooh, tea!

I'll be back soon, but bye for now!

Octa said...

Internett keeps on blaverhavening.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

bye Lunar =)

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Lunar.

Octa said...

Farewell Lunar!

Geckogirl said...

bye lunar!

*throws healing alpacas at dragona which make him amune to all he shall try to do to hurt himself*

ALL HE WILL TRY TO DO! *glares seriously at dragona and alpacas and then shugs and continues skipping in circles*

Dragona Pine said...

*sighs*

Dragona Pine said...

Why am I not allowed to hurt myself?

Octa said...

Its hard to tell your mind to stop loving
someone if your heart still does.

So much of me
Is made of what I learnt from you
You'll be with me
Like a handprint on my heart
And now whatever way our stories end
I know you have rewritten mine
By being my friend.

Dragona Pine said...

So true Octa...

Geckogirl said...

because dragona, im a magical pixie and i has vowed to protect all from self harm and use my magical alpacas as a source for well-being and good-fortune to all living things.

...nah not really. Just coz i sed so :P


alas, i must also go for tea! farewell all! and all stop dragona from hurting himself! *hands magical pixie wand to jasmine and magical alpacas to octa* shhh! I wasn't lying really!


*flys away magically*

Octa said...

That song has helped me through some bad times.

It's so touching.

Jasmine Lovelace said...
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Dragona Pine said...

Bye Geckogirl.

Octa said...

Its a section of For Good from Wicked

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQJaZO2nfGg

Jasmine Lovelace said...

yeah just realised it sounded familiar =p

Octa said...

Farewell Skylara.

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go for my tea soon...

*looks down sadly*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

don't worry, tea should cheer you up =)

Dragona Pine said...

No, it won't.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

well i hope it dose =)

Octa said...

Time is the best healer. You'll live and love and grow.

Jasmine Lovelace said...
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Dragona Pine said...

It won't... no where near.

Dragona Pine said...

Maybe, but I still feel the worst I've ever been.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

it's probably the beer..

Jasmine Lovelace said...
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Dragona Pine said...

Well noooo... it's a giant ice castle in the middle of the desert... of course I know it's a blog. Sorry... I feel terrible so just ignore me...

Jasmine Lovelace said...

no i mean....well...it's a ...blog...

Lunar Tears said...

I'm back...

OND IC GWIT HABBAN MIN TORNWRACU!!!!

Octa said...

“There are moments in life, when the heart is so full of emotion That if by chance it be shaken, or into its depths like a pebble Drops some careless word, it overflows, and its secret, Spilt on the ground like water, can never be gathered together”

Dragona Pine said...

I know it's only a blog, but it means a lot to me. Everything that happens, it strikes me like it would in real life.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

well i gusse that clears things up...

Lunar Tears said...

GRRRR

Why do I have to wash up? :(

Bye... Again...

Jasmine Lovelace said...

how about you ask Kallista to be you gf if she isn't already....

Jasmine Lovelace said...

bye lunar =)

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Lunar.

Octa said...

Bye Lunar!

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista!


*kisses her*

Octa said...

Kallista!

We don't think any the less of you. You are a kind sweet wonderful person.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Kallista how in the world would you bring up negative feelingd and actions by being happy yourself??

Dragona Pine said...

Please don't feel less of yourself Kallista. We will never feel any negative things towards you.

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Dragona Pine said...

Does this mean the wedding is still on? Or do you feel the same as when you told me?

Dragona Pine said...

*kisses Kallista*


Thank-you. You don't know how much it means to me. This is the best thing that's happened in my life and I'm not joking. It may only be a blog-wedding, but it makes me feel really happy.



I have to go for my tea now... I'll be back in a bit, bye.

Geckogirl said...

awwws! i just came back at the right moment!

hugs for all!

*trys to enbrace everyone but everyone shifts away because skylara smells of alpaca*

heh..heh...aww.

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Octa said...

*sniffs alpaca*

*smells just like chicken*

*drools greedily*

*approaches Skylara*

Will you just climb into the conviently placed round metal container?

*adds some salt*

*Skylara runs off*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

well i think i better go...im starting to see penguins in a tuxedo tap-dancing =p

too much exitement for one day =p

bye all =)

Octa said...

Bye Jasmine =)

Geckogirl said...

*backs away from octa slowly* erm..guys?

*octa starts running madly after skylara*

octa!!!! i don't taste good! really! I taste of sleathing and...erm...oh darn it! i can't deny it! i taste of pringles,rainbows and happiness!

*runs away from octa screaming*

Geckogirl said...

thanks kallista! following the link now!

Lunar Tears said...

Back.

I'm selling some of my books, to make room for a whole lot more books...

Um...

*sees Dragona is still eating his tea*

*whispers anyway*

Unfortunately, the Alex Rider series wasn't on the "keep" pile...

Geckogirl said...

ah! brb guys! a girl from school wants help with a speech for english.

Lunar Tears said...

LOL, OK Skylara...

*coughs*

I had English homework... We had to write we lived in the future, and pretend we were journalists going to 2009... I, sorta said David Cameron got killed with a bazooka...

Lunar Tears said...

Where'd my pencil go?

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