Monday, February 7, 2011

The Jitter Girls


Ah, the Jitter Girls.

They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.

I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.

Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.

January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.

I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.

I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.

Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.

I should probably get back to work.


4,087 comments:

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Mar-Chu said...

bye lizzy!

Rosella Embers said...

byeeeeeeee lizzy!!!!!









bye dragona!!!

Rosella Embers said...

HI AQUILA!!!!!!

Mar-Chu said...

oh i've seen a kingfisher!

...well i've seen a picture of Van Gogh's stuffed one.

Rosella Embers said...

HI KALLISTA!!!

Rosella Embers said...

HI MAR-CHU!!!

Mar-Chu said...

meow~

*climbes onto Rosella's head and starts to purrrrrr*

Aquila Felis said...

So, I'll be a brides maid...
*starts thinking about the dress she'll wear*



^^

Rosella Embers said...

hm...









i need help dicerning my magic.










so far i'man elemental, but i want more.

















Nyx said conductor of weather.













i said conductor of death

























talking of tht nyxwas SO annoyed yesterday cuz i was using her computer while looking after her brother and his friends and i had a long conversation with skulgirl.

its funny watching her get mad.

Rosella Embers said...

oh what a CUTE little kitty!!!!!













but last time i saw you chucked a furball at people...

Rosella Embers said...

it reminds me of my own cat...























get OFF misty!

Rosella Embers said...

ah HA!!!

Rosella Embers said...

BRB

Mar-Chu said...

oh! i'm an elemental that weighs one pound, but i'm thinking of switching and being a shapeshifter!

and- i have a twisted personality that litteraly is a different person~
she can control the weather! she makes a little cloud of rain appear over her enemies heads and annoy them!

Aquila Felis said...

*takes the time Rosella is away to catch up on the conversation*

Aquila Felis said...

Being able to controll life-energy would be a nice ablility... becoming stronger whilst your enemies become weaker.

Mar-Chu said...

hmm...

(BOW! BOW BEFORE MEEEEE! BWAHAHAHAH! enemies: kneeling)

i LIKE it.

Aquila Felis said...

Someone trying to trick us again?

Rosella Embers said...

I'm sorry?

Mar-Chu said...

*throws up fur ball*

*weez*

*cough*

ahem.

Rosella Embers said...

Uh, hello Mar-chu

Mar-Chu said...

*eyes sparkle*

MASTER...?!

Aquila Felis said...

Since evryone can take evry picture and evry name, you could be one of us. Wouldn't be the first time. ^^

Mar-Chu said...

IS IT...REALLY YOU...?!

Rosella Embers said...

No, it wouldn't, now, Aquila?

Rosella Embers said...

Hm...




Let me think...

Mar-Chu said...

*shakes aquila by the shoulders*

IS IT REALLY HIM?!

Rosella Embers said...

Ha ha

Aquila Felis said...

Ok, I didn't get the message... what are you trying to say?
*looks at many commas*

Mar-Chu said...

*pinches self*

OW!

Rosella Embers said...

This is pure comedy

Aquila Felis said...

Just go on and think. I won't stop you. ^^

Mar-Chu said...

IS IT REALLY YOU?!

GOLDEN-GOD SAMA!?

Rosella Embers said...

Let me rephrase.





"Your right"

Rosella Embers said...

o(^,^)o

Aquila Felis said...

*changes to cat and climbs try*
*sits, waiting*

Aquila Felis said...

*tree

Rosella Embers said...

what are you waiting for, Aquila?

Mar-Chu said...

...well i could be the dream. this could be aquila's dream.

*slaps aquila*

*watches aquila to see if that hurt her*

hmmm...

Rosella Embers said...
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Mar-Chu said...

did that hurt?

Rosella Embers said...

but i can't translate 'meow'

Rosella Embers said...

...

Aquila Felis said...

*changes back to human*
Mr, your profile says you're on blogger since december 2010. The oldest post on this blog is from 2009. Ergo: You're not the real one.

Rosella Embers said...

Ha ha.....












SMART!!!







i pulled this one on you before, Aquila.

Rosella Embers said...

with you and hellboy

Aquila Felis said...

Needs more to get me with the same trick twice. ^^

Rosella Embers said...

let me change back...

Mar-Chu said...

hmmm...i looked on yur profile, saw you had more then one hundred views, but there was nothing that said 'look at my blog under duress!'
sooo...you could be fake or something, or you could be the real thing and i'm insulting you...

Rosella Embers said...

ha ha mar-chu.













brb

Mar-Chu said...

...so who was it? it was fake?

Mar-Chu said...

...i feel conflicted.

Aquila Felis said...

It was fake, yes. ^^

Mar-Chu said...

YOU COULD BE HIS REFLECTION!

...that would be odd. so sooo odd.

Mar-Chu said...

IT WAS FAKE?! HOW DARE YOU PRETEND TO BE MASTER!

*draws frypan*

I PROTECT YOUR IDENTITY MASTER!

Aquila Felis said...

*still sitting in tree*

Rosella Embers said...

Ha ha ha!!!

Rosella Embers said...

mar chu hates me, now, along with aquila.





*hides shameface in a bucket of icecream*

Mar-Chu said...

IT WAS YOU ROSELLA?!?!

Rosella Embers said...

*Sits on a nearby roof.*













Sorry

Rosella Embers said...

yep.

Mar-Chu said...

*bashes Rosella with a frypan*

TAKE THAT! AND THIS! AND THAT!

Aquila Felis said...

I don't hate you, I'll just be a bit carefull with you around. *winks*

Rosella Embers said...

oww.......


























*collapses, unconsious*

Mar-Chu said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Aquila Felis said...

*climbs down*
*takes pillow*
*puts it under Rosellas head*
I think that's enough, Mar.

Mar-Chu said...

well she DID insult the master my being an imposter.

Rosella Embers said...

*still unconsious*











*mutters*











thx aquila...

Rosella Embers said...

*thinking in head "mar-chu hate me. What do i do?"*

Rosella Embers said...

*still unconscious, but eating breakfast, because i'm hungry*

Mar-Chu said...

master!

*looks at the screen intensely*

Do you thank me? do you? do you?

Rosella Embers said...

.....

























*rouses*

Octa said...

Guess whose back!!!!

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Octa!

Rosella Embers said...

owwwwww..........















thta'll leave a mark...

Octa said...

Hi Aquila.

Turns out I wasn't intentionally banned after all :)

It was merely an accident :)

My parents are so GREAT!

Rosella Embers said...

OCTABOONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!




















I WAS SO UPSET AT HOME CUZ WE THOUGHT U HAD BEEN BANNED FOREVER!!!!!!!!












*TACKLES OCTA IN A HUG*

Rosella Embers said...

OCTA!!!!!!!!!!

Mar-Chu said...

OCTAAAAAAAAAAA!

*turns all cat and curls around octa's neck purrring like a lawn mower*

Octa said...

ROSELLA!

*glomps*

I think I will be doing a lot of glomping today!

Rosella Embers said...

*whispers to octa*




mar-chu hates me because a played a harmless prank on him. what do i do?

Anonymous said...

Derek Landy!!! I AM OBSESSED WITH SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT!!! You should see my desktop pictures! They're ALL Skullduggery Pleasant. And I've over 40 PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!

Octa said...

*glomps Aquila*

Rosella Embers said...

H ha ha!!










sorry rach, but it was an imposter.

Aquila Felis said...

Looks like you reaaly like your parents, calling them great. ;)

Mar-Chu said...

ehem, Rosella! I'm female. and i am mad BACAUSE YOU WERE AN IMPOSTER OF THE GREAT GOLDEN GOD!

Octa said...

MAR-CHU!!!!

*glomps*

Mar-chu please don't hate Rosella! As a favour for me? Rosella pretends to be the master a lot.

Don't hold it against her.

Put down the frying pan :D

And Rosella Mar-chu is a girl!

Rosella Embers said...

orry mar-chu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















just some harmless fun....











*shameface*

Mar-Chu said...

either way, the master might even see Rachel's comment. ya never know~

Aquila Felis said...

*raises eyebrow*
You're the first one glomping me, you know?
*throws cake at him*
^^

Rosella Embers said...

thx octa! still excited your back.

















@ kallista
that was a long freeze

Octa said...

*chases after the cake*

Mmm....

Aquila Felis said...

*laughs at Octa, hunting the cake*
*makes another one*
This one won't run away, I promise. ^^

Rosella Embers said...

also, i know mar-chu is a girl, but i'm trying to type my fanfic at the same time, and right now im working with a male character.

Rosella Embers said...

*slinks away to sulk.*

no one likes me...

Rosella Embers said...

*mutters angrily*

Mar-Chu said...

oh! i gotta go! bye!

*hugs everyone but Rosella*

*death glares Rosella*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi all!

Octa said...
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Rosella Embers said...

hi pyro...









*whispers to pyro*




can you help me? mar-chu is really angry at me because i pulled a harmless prank on her, and i mean REALLY mad..... can you help?

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Mar-Chu.
Hi Pyrophilia. Did we meet before?
*gives cake to Rosella*
Don't be angry.

Octa said...
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Rosella Embers said...

im not the angry one, its mar-chu! and i cant live with people hating me!

Octa said...
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Rosella Embers said...

kallista, can you help me? mar-chu is angry at me because i pulled a harmless prank on her. what do i do?

Rosella Embers said...

*cries*









mar-chu hates me!

Rosella Embers said...

will anyone help?

Rosella Embers said...

:((((((((((((((((((((

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Umm...


I'm not sure how to help someone stop get mad at you


I'm very annoying see?

(Octa can vouch for that)

So people are always mad at me




I think we have met aquila



We played hide and seek and I melted the moon

Octa said...

She doesn't hate you.

She's just had her hopes raised and then crushed.

She'll recover. Just let her deal with it.

Maybe don't pull the prank anymore.

Aquila Felis said...

Melted the moon... ah! Ok, I do remeber you know. ^^

Octa said...

*waves arms at Rosella*

It's me!!!! Doesn't it inspire you with sunshine and rainbows? :D

Octa said...

I did read it. I feel so terrible for what I've put you through. It didn't get me into trouble no.
They are worried though. They don't want you to send any more.

Rosella Embers said...

i know, octa, happiness follows in your wake, but kallista, i'm not the angry one!!!!!! mar-chu is angry at ME!!!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

?


Frerryyyyyiiiiinnnngggg ppaaaaaannnnnn





CHEESE!



AND WATERMELON!!¡¡¡!!!


*fletch walks onstage with a giant watermelon*


YYYAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Aquila Felis said...

Erm, Pyro... do you know that Filia is latin for daughter?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Fine

I'll change my name to god of fire or something

Rosella Embers said...

alright, i need to go in a couple of minutes, so if anyone see's mar-chu, tell her i'm sorry with all my heart and i wont do it again. i know it was my fault, and ask her to forgive me,because i can't live with peple being mad at me. Tell her i'm REALLY REALY REALLY REALLY sorry!

Aquila Felis said...

You don't have to change it, I just though you'd liket to know it. Please keep it and ignore what I said.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

But I LIKE this new name


:D

Octa said...

I hate it!!!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

MWAHAHAHAHAHA


being evil is fun. >:)

Aquila Felis said...

Ok... but Dragona will propably angry. He dislikes changed names... also... with all the caps and starting with a the... it doesn't really sound like a name to me.
But if you prefer this one, just keep it. It's your name and your decision.

Rosella Embers said...

ha ha, pyro!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Ok

I'll change it back

Rosella Embers said...

lol

Aquila Felis said...

You know, philia isn't that bad. phil is something like loving in ancient greek, so your name would be something like "loving fire"...

Aquila Felis said...

Or "the fire loving one"...

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Kallista!

Rosella Embers said...

bye, kallista!!!!! c u soon!!!!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Yeah


Philia is the opposite of phobia


:)




But this variation is an awesome name :)

Rosella Embers said...

:(








i've got to go, now, bu if any of you seemar-chu, tell her my sorriness reaches the far corners of the world and beond.















p.s octa, i have written a short story about the Grey Months, based on your poem, and with your permission, i'd like to post it. i will say it was based on your poem, and a link will send people there. is it okay if i do that?

Rosella Embers said...

and pyro, if octas gone, can you tell him that?

Octa said...

Bye Kallista!

I to must leave now.

Be on tomorrow.

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Rosella!

Rosella Embers said...

OCTA! WIT read what i just said!

Aquila Felis said...

Erm, actually I should leave, too. Would you mind, Pyro?

Rosella Embers said...

okay, then i rally have to go now, but can you peole relay my messages? thx bye!!!

Octa said...

Rosella

It's absolutely fine!


Am looking forward to reading it.

Rosella Embers said...

okay, thank you Octa! i'll try and post it now. see you guys soon!!!!!!!

Octa said...

Bye Rosella Aquila and me :)

Crescent said...

hiya! >_<

Aquila Felis said...

Bye all!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Bye Aquila!

Hi cresent!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Fletch jumps up and miows hello to cresent

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hellooooooooooo?


Cresent?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

...


Hello?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

...


:(

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

*sob*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

...





(>_<)

*(>_<)*

:(

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

*drowns in tears*



Glug Glug Gurgle Glug

Rosella Embers said...

hello? i'm back

Rosella Embers said...

have you gone too, pyro?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

:(



@_•

•_@


•_•

._.


'-'

X_X

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

HI

HELLO


KONITCHIWA!!!!!





Yaaaaaaaaay




Life!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi Rosella

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I'm still here!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Don't go as well


:(

Rosella Embers said...

no, i was just reading something. i'm still here.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

:(

>:(



D:<


>|(

Rosella Embers said...

I'm still here!!

*laughs*

Crescent said...

Im back! *pats kitty on the head, smiling*

Rosella Embers said...

hi, cresent! i was just reading your blog! love it!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Ok


Sorry for going Insane on you

:)

Rosella Embers said...

i might have to go... in...a bit. but i'm waiting for my hoodie to get out of the washing machine.

Rosella Embers said...

Insane has a capital i?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Why did YOU leave cresent?



Everyone left at once :(

Rosella Embers said...

... heh heh heh...

Rosella Embers said...

i'm still here

Rosella Embers said...

its raining outside. Its not fun watching the storm clouds gathering...

Rosella Embers said...

la de da!

Rosella Embers said...

hello?

Rosella Embers said...

...

Crescent said...

OMG thank you so much rosella, you have no idea what that means to me!! Not many people read my blog...But thank you so much!! *hurtles towards Rosella, wrapping her arms around her in a hug*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

:(


Brb



I'll be on in maybe 30 minutes

Rosella Embers said...

*topples backwards because of Cresents ferocious hug*




its okay, crescent! i know whats its like to have an unread blog too!

Rosella Embers said...

BYE PYRO!!!!










C U SOON!!!!!

Crescent said...

I read your blog, and i felt so bad for that guy Rosella killed! Do you ever think she would change her ways?

Crescent said...

OW! my cat just climbed up me, onto my shoulder, then onto my back, were she made me hunch over uncomfortably, all the while she dug her nails into me, and sat on my hair. Shes so cute though XD

Crescent said...

SEE YOU GUYS!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi all

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I want to finish the blog so I'll just be posting full stops till someone else comes on

Mar-Chu said...

GREETINGS EARTHLING! WHO HERE WANTS TO HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK?!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

HI MAR-CHU!

Mar-Chu said...

HI PYRO! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT INDIA?!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

What homework would that be?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Umm

I know a little about it



What do you need to know?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

India is a country


It is called India


One of the emperors of India built the Taj Mahal sa a tomb for his favourite wife


Anything else?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Why does everyone leave?!

Mar-Chu said...

who is Siddhartha Gautama?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Why don't you check google for your answer mar-Chu


HI KALLISTA!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Why did yu call the baby a peanut?

Mar-Chu said...

FINE. I gues i am forced to actually LIFT the textbook. nyan.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Babies are really cute


So are lettuces and tomatos

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

And watermelons, they're cute too

Mar-Chu said...

*yawns*

hmm. i havent had dinner yet. speaking of which, i was just thinking of how cool it would be if i was a author, and i had the power to kill people off in my books just for fun~

Mar-Chu said...

yes....yes...yes i can!

Mar-Chu said...

*laughs evily*

Mar-Chu said...

ooooooooooooohhhh! i already wrote some! wanna read it?

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