Monday, November 22, 2010

Most Popular Author Question EVER

“Where do you get your ideas?” is probably the most asked question a writer is ever going to hear. And it’s a completely understandable one. How did Stephen King come up with Christine, a homicidal car that kills its owners? How did JK Rowling come up with Harry Potter, a kid who goes to a school for wizards? How did Stan Lee come up with Spider-Man, Bob Kane come up with Batman, Shuster and Siegel come up with Superman?

And, more importantly, how did they take those ideas and turn them into a story?

Ideas are everywhere, and ideas are- generally speaking- nothing special. Everyone has them. Quite often, when it comes to writing, people have the SAME idea, at the same time. Why do you think Hollywood comes out with two volcano movies in the same season, or two giant asteroid movies, or two earthquake movies? Ideas float around, just waiting to be plucked from the air and developed into something special- and it’s this development that decides how good it’s going to be.

I could have thought of Skulduggery Pleasant, after all, and set it in a world OF talking skeletons, where everything is magic and the fantasy overtakes the reality. Who knows, it might even have been good- but it wouldn’t have been the Skulduggery we all know today.

So the important thing, the really important thing, is what you do with the idea once you have it.

BUT- that’s not what I’m going to be talking about today. I’m here to talk about the ideas themselves, and where they come from.

Clive Barker once described the inside of his head as an attic. And in this attic, the walls are covered with posters. These are posters of every movie he’s ever seen, every book and comic he’s ever read, every song he’s ever heard. There are posters from history, from legend, from fairyales and from dreams. There are posters from his own life, his own experiences. His attic is FILLED with these posters, and they’re plastered on top of each other and beside each other, layer upon layer upon layer.

And here and there, some of the posters get torn, and frayed. Posters get ripped. And when that happens, he gets to see part of the poster underneath, and a little of the poster underneath that. And so suddenly he’s looking at a book he once read when he was twelve on top of a movie he’s just seen, combined with a dream he once had about a song he once heard.

And THAT is where ideas come from.

Different elements of different things combine to make something new. Skulduggery Pleasant is not the first walking skeleton in fiction, after all. Off the top of my head, there is Ghost Rider, Jack Skellington, Death (from the Terry Pratchett novels), and a character from a video game called Grim Fandango. I was aware of all of these things when Skulduggery came to me, but the idea of him didn’t come from ANY of these things. The idea of him came from his name, which told me who and what he was. The name Skulduggery Pleasant told me he was a skeleton detective- I didn’t come up with a skeleton detective and then look around for a name.

Of course, the books have a lot more ideas in them than good old Skulduggery, and some of them I even know EXACTLY where the idea came from. Serpine’s hand, for example, came from the Nick Cave song “Red Right Hand”, one of the coolest songs ever written. Other ideas come into existence out of sheer necessity.

Valkyrie’s reflection, for example. I started writing the book, way back in 2005, and the reflection wasn’t a part of it. I was writing a story about a 12 year old girl who sneaks out of her house and ditches school in order to spend time with a skeleton and find out who killed her uncle. She was getting into trouble in school, and she was having arguments with her parents. Every time she returned home, they’d have another argument- and that’s not what I wanted at all.

I wanted her home life to be warm, and fun, and funny. I wanted her parents to be crazy in love, and a little bit crazy. But I could write about none of that, because they were all spending their time arguing.

So I got to roughly halfway through, and I realised this wasn’t working. I needed to do something. The first thing I did was to have this story all happen during the summer holidays, when Valkyrie wouldn’t have to go to school. This cut down on SOME of the arguments, but not all. I needed something else, something bigger. I needed her parents to NOT miss her when she was gone. I needed a stand-in, perhaps, I needed a... a reflection.

The moment I thought of her reflection taking over her life when she was gone, my problems were over. Now she could be gone for days on end, and no one would know. I came up with the rule that she absorbs the reflection’s memories because I didn’t want her to miss out on school-work, and also because it was an entirely logical move to make.

Not only did the reflection solve a load of problems, it also offered up LOADS of story opportunities. It changed the course of the series, as you have all seen. The reflection is changing- it is growing. I know plenty of you have your own theories about what will happen to the reflection and I totally understand why you would think that. So far, you’re all WRONG, but I totally understand why you’d come to that conclusion...

Heh.

Now, when you get to the sixth book in a series, coming up with ideas is totally different to writing the FIRST book. Most of the elements are already there- they already exist. But you still need new ones.

Such as the whole Death Bringer thing. I’ve had that in mind for YEARS, and over that time, it’s changed. The more I wrote about Necromancers, the more I examined their powers, the deeper I got into their philosophy, the more I changed who and what the Death Bringer was. I needed certain things to happen to certain people in certain ways, and the ideas flowed from that.

Necessity, as they say, is the mother of invention. If you truly NEED something, you WILL find a creative way to do it.

Er, hopefully.

The honest truth is, there is no satisfactory answer to the most popular author question ever- and I don’t think there needs to be. People ask me it all the time, like they’re waiting to hear the secret, like once they KNOW where the good ideas come from, they’ll be able to write that amazing book they know they’re capable of.

But the idea isn’t the important thing. The important thing is the work, and the effort, and how you take that simple little idea and turn it into something special. And all THAT will only happen when you actually sit down and write the thing.

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

AHG BEING ALONE IS DRIVING ME INSANE I CAN'T TAKE THE SILENCE ANYMORE!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

AH YESSS KALLISTA MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

can you help me to d=get derek on ive been trying for the past half hour or so

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

what?!?!?!?! WHY on earth would you redo them?!!?!?!? there GOLD!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh one thing to say to Derek.....my brother is AWESOME!!!!! he made me two count them TWO bookmarks about Skulduggery for me! it was his project in tech-ed and he gave them to me! oh i love him so! and one says I AM THE ZOMBIE KING!!!! sound familiar????

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

OH MY GOSH! DEREK LANDY JUST RESPONDED TO MY THEORIES/QUESTIONS FOR THE SECOND TIME! AND I ONLY POSTED THAT COMMENT ONCE! MY HANDS ARE SHAKING WITH THE SHEER AWESOMENESS OF IT ALL!!!

Master Derek, I hope that you fully appreciate how much you make your minions days/weeks/ etc., etc., when you post on the interesting little tidbits that we comment. And now I know whether some of my various theories are right or not.....

*mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!*

*smiles evil-y*

(As you can probably tell, I'm a little hyper right now. But that is a good thing, right?)

Minion Night: Signing off

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

YEAY MORE FN FICS!!!! ihave been lately having an addiction to FanFiction webite and im running out of people to read about for i am a fast reader

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*sigh* BYE FOR NOW KALLISTA!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ACK i just cracked my wrist....it felt WEIRD!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

well i believe its just you and the non Derek on the blog

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

did htat make sense???

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ALEX!!!! you made me think that DEREK commented!!!! dont DO THAT to me!!! i like had a heart attack cus i thoughtmy tacktics worked1

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

Sorry, Skulgirl 13. I'll get off now so I wont give you heart attacks any more. :)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

NO! *grabs alex by the ankles* DONT GO ILL GO LOONY!

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

Okay, fine. But are you sure your not already loony? Just kidding.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

all my friends phones are off or thier ignoring me and Kallista left probably for dinner and who KNOWS1 when she'll be on! basically im very lonley right now

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no you are right im not loony but im mad as a hatter

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

lonley?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

YEAY!!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yes very lonely ack that took me like five trys to get it right!

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

he-he. That movie was good. Louis Carrol was slightly insane as well, just like all good Skulduggery Pleasant-ers should be.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

wait Harry Potter or another movie because if its harry potter ask me anything and ill know it same with skulduggery!

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

Oh, and you had the same question I did. Derek says he doesn't read "kids" books. Except for the truly magnificent.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh wait you mean Alice in wonderland i LOVE the tim burton version!

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

Movie= Alice and Wonderland. But Harry Potter was fantastic as well.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ah thanks for clearing that up but still i want to know if he read Leviathan and behemoth!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i BAWLED at the end it was soooo sad!

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

Never heard as those. Do they qualify as exceptionally magnificent?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yes they do or at least they do in my eyes ans they should in Derek's as well

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

And yes, Harry Potter was very sad. When the dead lady morphed into the snake was SO SCARY! I freaked out.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i knew what was coming i read the book mer than a thousand time and she turned into Nigini Voldemorts snake

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

and the ladys name was Bathilda bagshot!

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

and.........I have to go now. Parents need help with something. I promise you wont go loony. Just keep breathing deep breaths.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ahg not you too! DONT GIVE INTO THeM!!!!

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

*fades off into the sunset whilst sad music plays.............*

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

Bye-bye person!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

nooooo!!!!!!!! im afraid i have just lost Alex to the dark side...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

grrr now to wait untill kallista comes back!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

GAH! ive reloaded this page about ten times!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

now my cause is totally lost Derek is probably sleeping dreaming up new ideas

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

grr that still didnt work!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no wait my hopes are back! derek HAS writen very late at night so he COULD still be up! YES!! ALL HOPE IS NOT LOST ..yet...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Derek if your wondering i have memorized a LOT of things like i know the page number when Valkyrie and Fletcher FINALLY kiss *page 81 Dark Days right after the agent falls from the sky and then before he opens the portal* and i have memorized about a THOUSAND tv show theme songs including a lot of pokemon themes and the teen titans theme song in japanese and the fact that Skulduggery owns a 1984 R-Type Continental Bentley had a wife and son both killed by Serpine but led to the trap by China and i could go on but i would be wasting my breath

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DERTEK! KALLISTA! LIZZY! THOR! MARY! ANYONE FROM THE US AND DEREK!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

omg i left for dinner and came back and NO ONE is on!!!! im sad

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

kallista.......where are you friend..............nothings gonna harm you not while im around...................

Mary Hiashi said...

Hmm...It's because I can't colour. Isn't it Derek?

Derek is now probably looking at the computer screen thinking what the heck is wrong with me. I can't help it...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

MARY!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

why do people spell it like that???i spell it color

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

mary?

Mary Hiashi said...

I wish upon a starry night,
And never wish a wish too far.
I am one of those who often dream,
With my feet on the ground and my head in the clouds.

I may not rhyme,
Even if I speak in poems,
Because I am different,
As different as can be.

I choose to be one who shades her eyes,
So that mystery and wonder is my present.

I live today.
Say goodbye to the past.
Look forward to morrow.
And wander in silence along my highway.

I know who I am,
I can't remember who I was,
And who I will be?
Well...that's a question for later.

Isn't it...?

Mary Hiashi said...

Skulgirl. You're American. Thus, you spell it color *cringe*. Sorry. Not used to spelling it that way. I am Canadian. Thus I spell it colour. Same as flavour (I think), and a few other words...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ah i get it i LOVE your poem by the way

Mary Hiashi said...

Ah, terrible little poem thing...

AND I guess Derek spell 'tires' as 'tyres'. Because I'm guessing that that is the Irish way of spelling it...

Mary Hiashi said...

You love it?

It's absolutely horrid...

Mary Hiashi said...

...I'm cold. But then again...when aren't I? My dad always complains that my hands are ice cold. He'll ask me why that is so. I reply with an unknown...oh look he's home...anyway, it's slightly annoying.

Mary Hiashi said...

Hmm...I can't take the heat though...It makes me feel sick. And my eyes are like 4 times more sensitive to the sun and the light than other people. I can see fairly well in the dark though. And I have amazing hearing...

Mary Hiashi said...

Skulgirl left me I think...

Mary Hiashi said...

Poor Mary...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no i didnt leave im cleaning my room and motherr is watching me like a hawk so there mightbe major gaps and yes i LOVE your poem its gold

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

you sound super human!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

KALLISTA! *hugs friend who has returned from nowhere land*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

did you see my fletcher joke???? ive been on for a while now totally bored out of my mind!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yeay HUGS ALL AROUND!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

she came on but i think she thought i left herr i would NEVER do that without saying good bye!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

so she might have gone waondering

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i LOVE IT!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

coolness

Derek Landy said...

And right before I go to bed, I decide to check the comments and witness Skulgirl slowly going insane...

Annnnd I've completely forgotten who asked how to pronounce Lord Vile.. Eeep. Anyway, Vile is pronounced, er, "vile", like.. the word... um... Rhymes with Nile... File... Bile... Umbrella... No wait, not umbrella...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

MAD HATTER RULES!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DEREK! YES MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED THANK YOU!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

THANK YOU!!! i wil inform my brother about that!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ooo first comment without trying!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

GOOD NIGHT DEREK!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i KNEW i shouldn't give up!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

though it is REALLY late there can't believe he was still up!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

it was truely a wwonderful mirical!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

wow oh wow im shaking now!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hahahhaa!!!!! MY INSTANT ASKING AND BEGGING WORKED!!! though he still didnt answer my other questions

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yeah yet he still has time to answer his most annoying fan!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

im glad he's busy with the next book though means it hopefully will come out sooner!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

I KNOW I SAW IT!! oh by the way she drew Valkyrie a littler while ago might wanna go checkit out!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

....*major overdramatic gasp* I MIGHT BE ON EARLY TOMORROW SO I CAN SEE IF I CAN GET HIM ON TOMORROW!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no way girl! have you SEEN some of my posts! that title goes to MOI!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ugg brb gotta clean room a little more...

Derek Landy said...

You're all nuts...


G'night now!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

YES DEREK WE ARE!

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

lol my mom gave me this HILARIOUS look when i told her the name of the books that i read and the one i need

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i have no idea what the series is called but the books are


the one i read is called I am Not A Serial Killer

the one i need is called Mr. Monster both by Dan Wells

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

both of them really dark with twists and turns but i get soo engrossed in them!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OMG LET ME SEE IT........um can you post her site URL please so i may 1 join it and 2 read the poem....

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

AHHAHHHH i just found my gimp YES!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

cool thqanks gonna check it out right .....now

Mary Hiashi said...

Hello!

I hope you have a most wonderful sleep Derek! I almost worship sleep myself...But I also worship the night...So there is a conflict on school days...

Skulgirl has already read that poem. I got bored and wrote it on here...

Mary Hiashi said...

And yes...I did wander off. Had some ice cream too. And I want more tea...Something different though...Maybe Oolong...

Mary Hiashi said...

Thanks you guys...
I'm going to hunt down some of the others and post those. I just don't know when.

*Looks at nails*

They make the wierdest sound when you click them together.

Mary Hiashi said...

I just measured my nails...Basically the entire nail is 2cm long. And the part not attached to the skin is 1cm long...Does that make sense?

Mary Hiashi said...

*Shifts nervously*

Umm...If I say no...

I might be able to. I think my brain got the therapy it needed on Sunday so...

Mary Hiashi said...

Mm. And I can't bend or bite my nails. C'est pas possible!

Mary Hiashi said...

Mine look kind of like cat's claws...or something. One poem down. However many to go.

Mary Hiashi said...

S'okay!

Mary Hiashi said...

So it does...

Mary Hiashi said...

That dinner on Sunday...We went to a vegetarian/vegan restaurant that was all chinese style...It...

It's hard to explain but...It put my mind at ease I think. That dinner.

I feel good. For the first time in months I'm...actually happy. And not a shadow of it.

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh...Yay me for being present!

S'what I do.

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh...well then I'm glad your dad left...I guess.

Mary Hiashi said...

I can't have more of those days very often.

Mary Hiashi said...

Thanks Kallista.

Mary Hiashi said...

Being on here doesn't help me...But I do love talking to you guys. If I didn't I would have booked it a long time ago.

And I hope you do have some good days. 'Else you'll go as insane as I.

Mary Hiashi said...

Thanks...
You probably won't lose me. Unless this whole me thinking that everyone hates me and trust issues gets way out of whack. We'll be fine...

Mary Hiashi said...

I don't think anyone hates me...well I do actually, that's my issue. But my point is in reality no one hates me...I think.

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh...Okay.

Mary Hiashi said...

FF7 Crisis Core Quotes:

Zack Fair: "Boy oh boy,the price of freedom sure is steep..."

(Zack fights infantry men and then is shot repeatedly)

Cloud Strife: [Zack lies at the edge of a cliff, dying; various pieces of 'enemies' armor & weapons scattered across the ground; Cloud, still weak from "Mako addiction", crawls toward Zack; when he finally reaches Zack's side] "Z-Zack."

Zack Fair: [grunts in pain; face relaxes, he looks at Cloud; with a smile] "For the... both of us."

Cloud Strife: [confused] "Both... of us?"

Zack Fair: "That's right... you're gonna..."

Cloud Strife: [as if to prompt him] "You're gonna..."

Zack Fair: [Zack reaches out, grabs Cloud behind the head; as he pulls Cloud's head down to rest on his chest] "Live."
[holds his head in comradery/friendship]

Zack Fair: "You'll be... my living legacy."
[hand drops to his side; Cloud sits up again, the side of his face now covered with Zack's blood; Cloud just looks at Zack silently; Zack looks over at Buster; drags it towards Cloud]

Zack Fair: "My honor... my dreams..."
[holds Buster out towards Cloud]

Zack Fair: "They're yours now."

Cloud Strife: [reaches for the sword with one hand; eventually grabs with the other also; Zack briefly touches Cloud's hand before he pulls the sword towards himself; silent a few moments] "I'm... your living... legacy."

[Zack closes his eyes, smiles and dies; Cloud, distraught, looks up at the sky, screams his grief]

(Scenes flash and then the sun shines)

Zack Fair: [hears his voice] Embrace your dreams.
[brief pause]

Zack Fair: If you want to be a hero, you need to have dreams.

Cloud Strife: "Thank you... I won't forget."
[stands up; bows his head in sadness; once he recovers]

Cloud Strife: "Good night..."
[turns to leave, stops; almost whispered]

Cloud Strife: "Zack."

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OMG IM SOOOO SORRY! i went downstairs and got absorbed in Ratatolli and then so on and so forth and now i must leave you im so sorry glad to see mary's hapy about poem

GOOD NIGHT ALL!


see i told you i NEVER leave without saying good bye! ;D

Mary Hiashi said...

Sorry Kallista!
I had to clean the kitchen and now I have to go to bed...So...tired...And my head is tingling...

Mary Hiashi said...

Goodnight!

...I should have said something.

-HB/Joe- said...

D-D-Derek....he...replied?

...he called me 'buddy'?


....hmmm.....


Oh. Sorry Derek. I try to read all of the comments, but seriously, going through all the comments you get these days...well, you know how it is...


Ok. Though if you DO have any free time...


And actually, i was thinking of another competition idea. A Fan-fiction one. Best fan-fic wins, as it goes. (this, of course, means that you will eventually have to read my fan-fic. he-heh...)

And there would be no-limit to the topic of the fan-fics (tho they would have to be based SOMEWHAT on Skulduggery Pleasant). They could be about remnants, cleavers, you name it.

Then there would be no limit to the length of the story (ok, maybe there would be...I guess i'm not the award winning-author tho, so i can't really make the decisions...)


Also, Derek. I know this makes me sound like a real snob, adding to the long list of accusations in my direction from previous comments, but..I am fourteen years old...and everyone I know that calls me 'buddy' is either saying it sarcastically or is purposely demeaning me. Not that i think you're demeaning me. I just...

I also just want to say, to everyone who is listening, I come from Australia, and i can tell you, we almost NEVER say 'mate' at my school. In fact, i reckon that 1/20 people here in Aus say that.
We do not live in the desert and the bush, in fact, we have quite a lot of cities, and no, not every single one has a massive bridge and opera house. Yeah, that's only Sydney, people...
We don't speak with this heavy surfer-like stereotyped accent, adding Australian slang to each sentence. I have never had teh sudden urge to say 'cobber' or 'barbie', btw....

And NO, we DO NOT all ride Kangaroos to school, the city, and work.



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-Hellboy out

Rosella Embers said...

hai everyone!

Rosella Embers said...

im not sur if i have alredy said this but im going to say it again cuz master dereks isnt replying

hai everyone!
*Bows before the legendary Derek*
Hello Master! i am your no.1 fan and your most trustworthy minion. Might i add that i have noticed that all the other authors have been lingering in the shadows away from your awesome writing and heroric ego and personality. u r awesome!

ok then. can i plz have a short (not really) interview?

NOTE! anyone who hasnt read any SP book you better stop reading now or i will give you a wedgie and it will spoil your whole SP reading experience.

1. what were Meterious powers? (grand mage who got killed be Serpine?
2. What were scapegraces powers before he was turned into a zombie?
3. U R AWESOME!
4. is there really going to be a SP movie?
5. can you make a character with the name Rosella Embers?
6. U R AWESOME!
7. when are u coming to sydney australia and when u do, can u plz put a post about it?
8. WHAT POSESSED YOU TO POSSES TANITH WHO GET HOOKED UP WITH SANGUINE!!!!!!!?????????


*shuffles feet and coughs nervously*


i am sorry master Landy for yelling but i am a tad upset that Tanith is now like an evil person.



*turns away and starts wailing and howling in greif*


Anyway........



9. i read in an interview that the series is going to be, like a triple triology. is that true?
10. if it is, u know how the first three are of the Faceless Ones, the next of necromacy, what are the next three going to be about?
11. what is the relese date and name of the 6th book?
12. am i as awesome as you cuz YOU ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!


That is all.


not really. for all u guys out there, is it just my tacky computer or does creating a little picture doodad take really long to load.


Also, Master Derek,
are you doing the create a character comp for book 6, and if you are i think it would be wise to open it up cuz people,( not me or any of my friends of course,) are getting really impatient.



Also Master Derek, you said that you have too many cats and not enough dogs does that mean you hate cats or do you love them cuz i love them you should see my room and i think i shoud be quiet now........



Okaiy Rosella out.

Rosella Embers said...

btw i totally agree with you hellboy. i am an aussie and i come form sydney and we (most of us) do not ride kangaroos to school or live in the bush or at the beach or on top of Ularu(the big red rock in the middle of Aus) and we do not speak in a nalsal-y voice like the brits steryotype us. we dont all wear scuffed jeans and boots and hats and know how to ride horses and be like Ned Kelly, SO GO BE STERYOTYPICAL TO SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE IM LOOSING MY TEMPER AND I THINK I WILL BE QUIET NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rosella Embers said...

Derek! Master! can yuo PLEASE talk and answer my questions!!!!!!??????????

Rosella Embers said...

can i just make a statement that my real name is not Rosella Embers its just a name i made up.

also Master Landy, i have one more question. where do you get all your names from like Sanguine or Serpine or Tanith or Ravel Or Marr?

Rosella Embers said...

Bai every one.





















im not leving yet. OF COURSE!

Rosella Embers said...

*sings*

Hey Derek your so fine you blow my mind hey Derek!

*clap! clap clap!*

Hey Derek!




im so cool...



*Struts mindlessly off...*

Rosella Embers said...

also Hellboy the cool kids dont ride emus. only you do. but i ride a croc, if you like to know.

*tears well up in eyes*

poor Steve Erwin,.

*bows head solomley*

a moments silence for the brave soul.


















































there all done.

Rosella Embers said...

these are some cool things i got in am email




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((().-'' ((().' (((.-'





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Rosella Embers said...

bai eveyone have to go off now to make COOKIES

Rosella Embers said...

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Rosella Embers said...

im back!

i have finished 30 cookie and i am sick of flour

Rosella Embers said...

also Master Landy, can i just point out that i have read all 5 books cover to cover 16 times in the past month. i practacally know every chapter word 4 word

Rosella Embers said...

hai

Rosella Embers said...

cool beans

Rosella Embers said...

y isnt anyone online?

Rosella Embers said...

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Rosella Embers said...

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Rosella Embers said...

HELLOOOOOOOOOO!?!?1/!?1?!?1?!?!?!?!








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maybe its cuz im in Aus ans that everyone else is asleep. anyway then


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Rosella Embers said...

G'NIGHT

Rosella Embers said...

can i just make a huge apology to all the spelling mistakes and gramatical issues and nonsensicle verbirage (both those words i learnt from the great and mighty Derek) as they are really stupid mistakes.


so





sorry to all those people who get offended when someone mispells a word

Rosella Embers said...

*singing in a happy trance*

La la la la al al al allalalalalalala!!!!!!




La! deee da!

hee hee



*giggles and smiles*


rah rah ah ah ah, rom mah rom mah mah ga ga oh la la, ba da da romance! (from Bad Romance by Lady Gaga who is awesome but not nearly as much as AWESOME DEREK LANDY WHO IS SO AWESOME.........!()



*runs out of breath and collapses on floor*





































































































whoa, how long have i been out cold?

Rosella Embers said...

gtg to bed now which sucks because i have got a concert tomoz at the Zenith. bai everyone ESPECIALLY THE AWESOME DEREK LANDY!!1!!!!!

Anonymous said...

We are sorry to inform you that Florence wont be coming back onto this website.

she sends hugs to Dragona, Kallista, Darkane, Sarthacus and Nicolette.

Thank-you

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

anyone on, am i on my own

Darkane Claw said...

Hey people.

Darkane Claw said...

Anyone on?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i am on

Darkane Claw said...

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

ireland rules

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Thrice........

Darkane Claw said...

Ireland does rule because...... DEREK IS VISITING MY SCHOOL!!!!! His brother teaches there and I DIDN'T KNOW!!!!!

Darkane Claw said...

AWESOME SAUCE!!!!!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

anyone else on?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

that is awesome darkane, i wish he came to my school, or even waterford

Darkane Claw said...

Um......... I have HW so I have to go and do it before I go to ballet. I'll be back on later though and I might post another drawing on my blog.



GO TO MY BLOG THRICE!!!!!!!! AND LOOK AT MY DRAWINGS!!!!! PLEASE!!!! I need feed back on them. And don't say they're good if you think they're crap because I need to know what I have to work on. BYE!!!!!

Darkane Claw said...

http://darkaneclaw.blogspot.com/

^^ My blog. BYE!!!!!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

sigh...

Dragona Pine said...

I am here... yes... I do believe that I am...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

http://thrice-dozer-bored.blogspot.com
my blog

Dragona Pine said...

What does Flo mean by her comment above? Will she come on or is it a joke?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hi dragona

Dragona Pine said...

I hope she comes back on... I am not sad at the moment because there is no point being sad until it is almost deffianate... if she had explained more then I would be either sad or if it was a joke I would laugh... I am uncertain... but I hope she comes on...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hi beautiful zombie
i think flo got bored, her computer broke or someone told her this was for weirdoes, which it isn't

Dragona Pine said...

And I doubt she would leave without saying a goodbye, she would come on when we're all on to say bye...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i wonder what she means...?

Dragona Pine said...

Or maybe she'll be revising for tests... but she would say so if she was...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

mabye she eh... got banned from the computer or something?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Flo's leaving!!! again!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


.... okaii remain calm somthing happens ... always happens she always comes back :/ ....


awwwww .....




poor Dragonas gunna have SSS ... no it's not a triangle its soulmate separation sickness!!

Dragona Pine said...

Damn it... why didn't she explain?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

... i wonder..

Dragona Pine said...

No Nicolette... failed...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hi lone wolf

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

how did u fail

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

yes Dragona! .....

I don't want to fail!!!! I always fail at everything! but I will not fail on here!!!

Dragona Pine said...

ASDLFKsdwlkj¬

Dragona Pine said...

You only failed at what you said...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i fail at making peace with my friends, they can't stop insulting each other

Dragona Pine said...

If she WAS leaving... she would say more than what she said...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

cool pic by the way nicolette

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

thank you :]

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i only ever spoke 2 her 1c r 2wice

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Thrice... I spoke to her loads... I thought I was the only one who woke up early at the weekend...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

. l . QEF WUIE d QE QWRR UHYSE 8HYUSE ERHG SDIOA GF er wdfg wedguyk



he he

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i wake up at 1 on weekends :)

Dragona Pine said...

I agree Kallista... well I think I agree... unless I'm trying to convince myself it isn't true...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

u wake up early and go on the computer???

Dragona Pine said...

About 7o'clock... I don't mean to, it just happens... and since I've got nothing better to do then yes, I go on the computer...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

so... how'v y'all been?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

*yawns and puts toes on radiator

Dragona Pine said...

Rubbish to be honest Thrice... but it's nothing unusual for me...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

do you have a bad life then?

Dragona Pine said...

And now what Flo has said is making it 10x worse...

Dragona Pine said...

Of course I have a bad life...

Dragona Pine said...

How can I stay positive Kallista? And why do you keep popping on?

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette is too busy with apparant SSS :S

Dragona Pine said...

Of course I want you here Kallista, I'm just asking why you keep popping on and not on all the time...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

... i like my life

Dragona Pine said...

I feel misrable... maybe a bit of GoldenEye will cheer me up, damn that reminds me... now I'll NEVER have a friend on it... ah what the hell I won't go on it...

Dragona Pine said...

Good for you Thrice...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i am writing a story 8P

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

8I

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

8(

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

cold feet

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