Monday, November 22, 2010

Most Popular Author Question EVER

“Where do you get your ideas?” is probably the most asked question a writer is ever going to hear. And it’s a completely understandable one. How did Stephen King come up with Christine, a homicidal car that kills its owners? How did JK Rowling come up with Harry Potter, a kid who goes to a school for wizards? How did Stan Lee come up with Spider-Man, Bob Kane come up with Batman, Shuster and Siegel come up with Superman?

And, more importantly, how did they take those ideas and turn them into a story?

Ideas are everywhere, and ideas are- generally speaking- nothing special. Everyone has them. Quite often, when it comes to writing, people have the SAME idea, at the same time. Why do you think Hollywood comes out with two volcano movies in the same season, or two giant asteroid movies, or two earthquake movies? Ideas float around, just waiting to be plucked from the air and developed into something special- and it’s this development that decides how good it’s going to be.

I could have thought of Skulduggery Pleasant, after all, and set it in a world OF talking skeletons, where everything is magic and the fantasy overtakes the reality. Who knows, it might even have been good- but it wouldn’t have been the Skulduggery we all know today.

So the important thing, the really important thing, is what you do with the idea once you have it.

BUT- that’s not what I’m going to be talking about today. I’m here to talk about the ideas themselves, and where they come from.

Clive Barker once described the inside of his head as an attic. And in this attic, the walls are covered with posters. These are posters of every movie he’s ever seen, every book and comic he’s ever read, every song he’s ever heard. There are posters from history, from legend, from fairyales and from dreams. There are posters from his own life, his own experiences. His attic is FILLED with these posters, and they’re plastered on top of each other and beside each other, layer upon layer upon layer.

And here and there, some of the posters get torn, and frayed. Posters get ripped. And when that happens, he gets to see part of the poster underneath, and a little of the poster underneath that. And so suddenly he’s looking at a book he once read when he was twelve on top of a movie he’s just seen, combined with a dream he once had about a song he once heard.

And THAT is where ideas come from.

Different elements of different things combine to make something new. Skulduggery Pleasant is not the first walking skeleton in fiction, after all. Off the top of my head, there is Ghost Rider, Jack Skellington, Death (from the Terry Pratchett novels), and a character from a video game called Grim Fandango. I was aware of all of these things when Skulduggery came to me, but the idea of him didn’t come from ANY of these things. The idea of him came from his name, which told me who and what he was. The name Skulduggery Pleasant told me he was a skeleton detective- I didn’t come up with a skeleton detective and then look around for a name.

Of course, the books have a lot more ideas in them than good old Skulduggery, and some of them I even know EXACTLY where the idea came from. Serpine’s hand, for example, came from the Nick Cave song “Red Right Hand”, one of the coolest songs ever written. Other ideas come into existence out of sheer necessity.

Valkyrie’s reflection, for example. I started writing the book, way back in 2005, and the reflection wasn’t a part of it. I was writing a story about a 12 year old girl who sneaks out of her house and ditches school in order to spend time with a skeleton and find out who killed her uncle. She was getting into trouble in school, and she was having arguments with her parents. Every time she returned home, they’d have another argument- and that’s not what I wanted at all.

I wanted her home life to be warm, and fun, and funny. I wanted her parents to be crazy in love, and a little bit crazy. But I could write about none of that, because they were all spending their time arguing.

So I got to roughly halfway through, and I realised this wasn’t working. I needed to do something. The first thing I did was to have this story all happen during the summer holidays, when Valkyrie wouldn’t have to go to school. This cut down on SOME of the arguments, but not all. I needed something else, something bigger. I needed her parents to NOT miss her when she was gone. I needed a stand-in, perhaps, I needed a... a reflection.

The moment I thought of her reflection taking over her life when she was gone, my problems were over. Now she could be gone for days on end, and no one would know. I came up with the rule that she absorbs the reflection’s memories because I didn’t want her to miss out on school-work, and also because it was an entirely logical move to make.

Not only did the reflection solve a load of problems, it also offered up LOADS of story opportunities. It changed the course of the series, as you have all seen. The reflection is changing- it is growing. I know plenty of you have your own theories about what will happen to the reflection and I totally understand why you would think that. So far, you’re all WRONG, but I totally understand why you’d come to that conclusion...

Heh.

Now, when you get to the sixth book in a series, coming up with ideas is totally different to writing the FIRST book. Most of the elements are already there- they already exist. But you still need new ones.

Such as the whole Death Bringer thing. I’ve had that in mind for YEARS, and over that time, it’s changed. The more I wrote about Necromancers, the more I examined their powers, the deeper I got into their philosophy, the more I changed who and what the Death Bringer was. I needed certain things to happen to certain people in certain ways, and the ideas flowed from that.

Necessity, as they say, is the mother of invention. If you truly NEED something, you WILL find a creative way to do it.

Er, hopefully.

The honest truth is, there is no satisfactory answer to the most popular author question ever- and I don’t think there needs to be. People ask me it all the time, like they’re waiting to hear the secret, like once they KNOW where the good ideas come from, they’ll be able to write that amazing book they know they’re capable of.

But the idea isn’t the important thing. The important thing is the work, and the effort, and how you take that simple little idea and turn it into something special. And all THAT will only happen when you actually sit down and write the thing.

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knight fantasy said...

go get dragona kallista!

knight fantasy said...

u did a manga lunar?

Dragona Pine said...

*points Sigmus 9 at KAllista*


Don't...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I want to be called Nicolette Croga the lone wolf but not sure Dragona will aprove ..

Lunar Tears said...

LESS COOL VERSION OF ME:

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1300000/Manga-Max-maximum-ride-1317656-1026-1600.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.explodingrabbit.com/forum/entries/132-Tits-tits-tits.%3Fbt%3D695&usg=__FUdARM2Re3Y2bRcrcfeWqdVg2q0=&h=1600&w=1026&sz=416&hl=en&start=31&zoom=1&tbnid=rhEr9PArCrN-fM:&tbnh=166&tbnw=106&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmanga%2Bblack%2Bhair%2Bgreen%2Beyes%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D685%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10,863&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=363&ei=eRvsTOu2KcGAhQey88jMDA&oei=3hjsTKrjMIqxhAegvaHNDA&esq=17&page=2&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:31&tx=86&ty=38&biw=1280&bih=685

Dragona Pine said...

If I take three chemical elements and bond them together with a ruler... I should be able to reverse the transpiration caused by molecular denial. If this doesn't work, I could try the typsial brains of Dragona to work out the chemical value of transcytoplismicellisis.

Dragona Pine said...

*throws KAllista across the room*

knight fantasy said...

i'll help u out kallista!
*pounce at dragona*

Lunar Tears said...

I can't draw

*laughs at anyone in the world who thinks she can*

That includes you, Lupa, wherever you are...

I'm more of a Martina Lopez

Dragona Pine said...

*guns Kallista down before gunning knight down*

Lunar Tears said...

Dragona, if your gonna talk about science, talk about radiation

I don't have a clue about it for my BTEC coursework

chemistry is next term

Dragona Pine said...

Please, no name changing I hate it when people change their names... I'm in the process of creating a molecular transfusing compound which should allow me to get rid of this transcytoplismicellisis denial...

Lunar Tears said...

CUTE Dragona?

Do you mean appetizing?

Or mouth-watering?

Dragona Pine said...

*throws Kallista again, shooting her in mid-air*

Lunar Tears said...

lol

hair gel

knight fantasy said...

so, dragona...
u hate my name then...
*lies down at the corner of the room full with dark aura*

Dragona Pine said...

Excuse me Kallista... this is a heavy duty assult rifle... I wouldn't call THIS weak firepower...

Dragona Pine said...

*quickly does mixing of chemicals, burning them over a bunsen burner, stirs with a ruler before drinking*


Am I better?


I don't feel any different...

Lunar Tears said...

Guns are all the same to me

Things with bullets in them designed to shoot people

And by shoot, I mean make a hole in them that bleeds

Dragona Pine said...

*moves out of the way of Kallista's bite and blows her head off with a rocket, her head tubles to the floor*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I defie you Dragona!

Lunar Tears said...

g2g

hw

knight fantasy said...

bye lunar..

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

brb bath ......

Dragona Pine said...

Please don't be a zombie Kallista... just be Kallista Pendragon please...


*gives innocent eyes*

knight fantasy said...

dragona! how could u hate my name?!
i thought it sounded nice!

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Kallista...

Dragona Pine said...

I don't hate your name knight... I was talking about changing your name to Larry or zombie or wolf or something... it irritates me...

Lunar Tears said...

BYE NICOLETTE

knight fantasy said...

kallista...
waaa...

knight fantasy said...

sory, wrong name!
bye nicol

Dragona Pine said...

*uses magic yorkshire pudding to make Kallista come alive again, tattoos a magic symbol onto her arm which doesn't allow her to be a zombie*

Lunar Tears said...

Shakespear's globe looks SO cool

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Kallista...

knight fantasy said...

i'm bored...

*pounce at dragona and make him a ride*

WEEE!!!!

Lunar Tears said...

Homework's so boring

Why would I pretend to be a person in 1605, going to one of Shakespeare's, the greatest play-write ever, plays?

knight fantasy said...

we know how u feel lunar...

Dragona Pine said...

Yes Kallista, change your name back to Kallista Pendragon then I will forgive you...


*uses magic yorkshire pudding to make Kallista's head stick on and be back to normal, no marks, no bullet holes*

Dragona Pine said...

*throws knight across the room*


I am not a donkey...

knight fantasy said...

ouch...

aww, common!
never said u were a donkey, dragona!
just a horse!

*pounce on dragona again*

Lunar Tears said...

You may not be a donkey Dragona, but you are something with the same name...

knight fantasy said...

no wonder u guys like 2 do things like this kallista, it's fun!

Dragona Pine said...

*uses magic yorkshire pudding to make Kallista indestructable from Thor's attacks*


Oh and btw...


*shoots Thor with Sigmus 9*


I just thought I would do that...

knight fantasy said...

nice lunar!

Dragona Pine said...

*throws smoke grenade*


*hides in trench, ready for Darkane*

Lunar Tears said...

Us girl's must together...

Against the 1 boy on this thing

Dragona Pine said...

So next time he stabs you or whatever... just stand there while the bullets/knife melt... and just think... he's just died...

Lunar Tears said...

Dragona, you've seen too many war films

knight fantasy said...

aww, common dragona!
run somemore!

knight fantasy said...

i agree with lunar dragona...

Lunar Tears said...

HAVE YOU GOT ANY THING AGAINST DEAD PEOPLE?

Dragona Pine said...

Wow... I just realised... I've been talking to girls for ages... Sarthacus hasn't been on for a while, and when he does, only for a few minuites... so... I am the only boy on!

knight fantasy said...

i'm hungry...

do u guys think i should eat?

Dragona Pine said...

No... but dead people on HERE are different... and I've seen 0 war films in my life... really, none, just play GoldenEye is all...

Lunar Tears said...

YES!

*imagines Dragona in a girly room, with pink walls and unicorns and dolls*

COME ON, DRAGONA!

I'm sure there's a chick-flick around here...

OOH! LET'S HAVE A SLEEPOVER AND TALK ABOUT FEELINGS!!!!!

knight fantasy said...

i'm not gonna give dragona a hug...
but mayb a pat on the head, since i'm on him anyway...

Dragona Pine said...

I'll pass on that Lunar...

Lunar Tears said...

Not even Forest Gump? Or saving Sargent Ryan?

knight fantasy said...

but it's 4.18 am...
can i really eat

Dragona Pine said...

And I don't want to talk about feelings either... so no, aaannnddd no...

Dragona Pine said...

Nope... never seen a war film...

knight fantasy said...

and i dont think i hv a banana...
but i do hv the bunana muffin with choco chips, u know, the 1 i told dragona i made it.

*stomach grumblin*

OMG was that a wolf?

Dragona Pine said...

Lol knight... go eat...

Lunar Tears said...

LET'S WATCH THE TIME TRAVELLER'S WIFE! OR THE NOTEBOOK! OR THE PROPOSAL! OR P.S I LOVE YOU! OR BRIDE WARS! OR TWILIGHT! OR THE LAST SONG! OR THE DUTCHESS! OR I LOVE YOU, BETH COOPER!

Dragona Pine said...

No thanks Lunar...

knight fantasy said...

u hv got 2 b jokin lunar...
u watch all that?

Lunar Tears said...

It's weird, my Dad puts all the Chick-Flicks on

Then complains how bad they are

While my Mam sits there crying

Dragona Pine said...

I've heard of... 4 of them films... never watched them, never want to...

Dragona Pine said...

What's a chickflick?

knight fantasy said...

sory u gotta b the only boy dragona...

boy i'd really like 2 c u...

at 1st i thought u really were a year younger than me, so i thought u as a lil brother...

but now, i kept thinkin like ur my big brother now...

even if i'm still older than u....


I WANNA HORSE BACK RIDE!

Dragona Pine said...

I'm fine with being the only boy on... I've gotten on well so far until I mentioned it...


*turns away from Kallista's hympotisation*

Lunar Tears said...

I cried at The Time Traveller's Wife! And The Notebook! Not The Proposal! P.S I Love You was AWFUL! So was Bride Wars... The films for Twilight are pretty bad (excluding RPatz). The Last Song was epic. The Dutchess was amazing. I love You, Beth Cooper, see P.S I Love You

Dragona Pine said...

I cried at Titanic when I was in year 2... that is the only time I've cried at a film...

Lunar Tears said...

A chick flick is a movie that girls/women will enjoy

usually they are really cheesy

Dragona Pine said...

Oh... ok Lunar...

Lunar Tears said...

YOU CRIED AT TITANIC!

That is SO sweet!

I'm in love with the Titanic Theme tune, I can now play it all the way through on piano

Dragona Pine said...

I'm not a horse... and I don't want anyone riding on me...

knight fantasy said...

found the muffin!

*munches away happily*

thnk god, i was so hungry just now i felt like wantin 2 kill myself so i'll become a zombie and can eat dragona...

Dragona Pine said...

*blushes*


I was in year 2... I was about 7... and why is it sweet?

You would like my Ipod then Lunar... Titanic Theme cloned 1232 times... except I've got another playlist of happy songs...

knight fantasy said...

common dragona, y not?
ur strong...

knight fantasy said...

waa, nice dragona!

and of course it's sweet!

Dragona Pine said...

It looks a bit redicilous... I know I'm strong but the only time I want someone on my back is when their sitting on me while I'm doing pressups at the beginning of PE... (we need to do pressups at the start of PE for some reason, we have a competition who can do it the longest with people sat on their back, I always win)

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

My Hair is officially gay!

Dragona Pine said...

I'm not a sweet person... I've never given a compliment to anyone... now that isn't sweet...

Lunar Tears said...

It's sweet, because boys never admit to crying at films

especially Titanic

I don't care if you were in year 2, you still cried

and its a good thing to tell to any non-orange people Dragona, because who wants to date a stone who doesn't cry?

knight fantasy said...

hi nicol and, ur hair?

Dragona Pine said...

NICOLETTE PLEASE TURN YOUR NAME BACK! Damn it! Why does everyone change their bloomin name?

Lunar Tears said...

you compliment Kallista and Flo

knight fantasy said...

titanic does make a lot of people cry...


and of course ur sweet dragona

Dragona Pine said...

A stone?




*turns to Nicolette*


My hair... is officially... awsome!

Dragona Pine said...

When do I compliment Kallista? I blew her head off for gods sake :D

knight fantasy said...

I DONT GET IT!!!!
Y R U GUYS TALKIN BOUT HAIRS!!!

Dragona Pine said...

*starts doing 150 pressups with Kallista stood on his back*

knight fantasy said...

i wanna join!!!!
i've finish eatin!


*joins kallista riddin on dragona*

WEEEEE!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Knight... I'm not sweet... I'm me...

knight fantasy said...

and U r sweet dragona, so there...

i even hv proof!

Lunar Tears said...

YES! A STONE IS A ROCK! A ROCK DOESN'T FEEL!

*sigh*

My hair today failed

*reminisces*

ROSE: I'll never let go Jack

[Jack floats in water]

[Rose lets go]

RABBITS VERSION

ROSE: I'll never let go Jack

[pause]

SEE YA!

[Lets go]

Dragona Pine said...

I don't beat you up ALL the time... just some of it :P

*nods head at lollipop*


Sure, no problem... doesn't make a difference to me...

knight fantasy said...

i think i'm goin swimmin 2day...in the mornin...
but i hv some problems

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

it merks me its not straight but not curly its straight then curly ... I can't do anything except put it up

@Dragona ... NO!! It doesn't mean lone ans in larry it mean lone wolf as in single warrior

a brave individual who faces many alona .. thats what it means :P

knight fantasy said...

again, derek hope u're still readin these comments

Dragona Pine said...

What is the proof knight?



I do feel Lunar... just not much pain :P

knight fantasy said...

dragona:u give me ride a horse back on ur back...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm in the middle of doing pressups knight...


*gestures towards Kallista stood on his back*

Dragona Pine said...

149... 150 :D

Dragona Pine said...

*lifts Kallista off his back, puts her on the floor and stands up*

knight fantasy said...

no different!
i'm still sittin on u dragona

Darkane Claw said...

Hey guys, I'm only on for 15 mins and then I'm going to study

knight fantasy said...

dragona hide!

Dragona Pine said...

Knight, what's the proof I'm sweet?


*lifts knight off his back, puts on the floor*

knight fantasy said...

yay! i'm still on dragona!!!

knight fantasy said...

aww...
i wanna play!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

DAMN IT!


*dives into trench, holding Sigmus 9*


NOT THE DENIAL THING!

knight fantasy said...

dragona:dont remind darkane idiot

knight fantasy said...

kallista's right darkane

Dragona Pine said...

*grumbles inside trench made from tables and chairs*


I wanted Derek to watch my video... and he didn't...

Darkane Claw said...

Um....... remind me of what exactly?

Dragona Pine said...

YES SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER!

Darkane Claw said...

MWAHAHAHAHA Derek commented on my drawing!



He's still going to stab me with a spoon though.

Lunar Tears said...

BYE EVERYONE

Darkane Claw said...

Hehehehehe, Denial.

Dragona Pine said...

Well I g2g now... Night all...


*hugs Flo (where ever she is)*


Night...


*throws smoke grenade, when it clears, Dragona is gone*

knight fantasy said...

darkane's right..
i saw derek said that himself

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

http://stories-random.blogspot.com/2010/11/profile-pictures.html

AHHHHHHHHHHH! I NEED YOU ALL TO LOOK AS I NEED SERIOUS HELP ON IT ^^

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Lunar.

Dragona Pine said...

I'm not in denial Darkane!

knight fantasy said...

bye lunar, bye dragona...
and i was hopin 2 get a last ride...

knight fantasy said...

can i dragona?!

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Dragona.

Dragona Pine said...

No... no last ride...

knight fantasy said...

dragona's mean...

Lunar Tears said...

*whispers*

do it when he's gone

Dragona Pine said...

Night all...


*hugs Flo (where ever she is)*


Night all...


*throws smoke grenade, when the smoke clears, Dragona is gone for tonight*

knight fantasy said...

waa!!!
i didnt even hv a chance!

Darkane Claw said...

I commented on the profile pics Kallista.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Thanks Darkane for commenting

Darkane Claw said...

Is anyone here on Deviantart?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Thanks Lunar for commenting

knight fantasy said...

guys, i hv 2 go...
it's 4.54am....
my dad wakes up at 5 somethin in the mornin...
bye...

Darkane Claw said...

Oops, wrong person. I meant Nicolette. How did I get you two mixed up.

Darkane Claw said...

Bye knight.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Thanks Kallista for commenting :]

thank you all now I need to go for now as vampire diaries await but I shall return at 10pm :]

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Nicolette. Wow, everyone left in the space of about 10 minutes.

Darkane Claw said...

YAY!!! Kallista's still on.

Darkane Claw said...

I'm really trying to put off study. My christmas tests start in two and a half weeks.........

Darkane Claw said...

*Picks up marshmallows and eats them. Smiles at Kallista through a mouthful of marshmallows*

Darkane Claw said...

I really have to go and study now. I might be on later. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amirila High said...

Are you sure we got it wrong?
Nt that I doubt you, Master. But I think I know what will happen with the Reflection... :o
The Reflection must be Darquesse, if Val sealed her name, so it must be the Mr. Landy damned Reflection!
Also, love your books! <3

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

IM ON!.....and ive missed EVERYONE! sheesh talk about bad timing! well i have good new bad news horrible news aand tradgic news.....

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OMG i cant believe i missed Derek earleyer*ak bad speeling!* DEREK YOU STILL HAVENT ANSWERED MY QUESTION ABOUT HOW TO PRONOUNCE LORD VILE!!!! is it Lord Vile as in something nasty or pronounced *veh-lay*??????i've been haveing this argument with my brother for MONTHS now and its starting to get on my NERVES!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

weelllll good news I WON AN AWARD FROM MY SCHOOL!
bad news i was not that clashy today and felt unspirited
annd the rest i felt like putting on because its a quote from fairly odd parents!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

and i wasnt the first person to know abot the award my friends told me at lunch at the same time and i could say was WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DEREK PLEASE DO A LATE NIGHT CHECK!!!! PLEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE WITH SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT INCLUDING HIS 1984 R-TYPE CONTINENTAL BENTLEY COME ON!!!!!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DEREK!!!! PLEASE!!!! I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY AWARD!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

COOLLIO!!!! i have absolutley NO IDEA why i got it but it was from all the UA teachers in my school

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

MASTER DEREK!!!!! PLEASE COME ON! i REALLY wanted to join your munchkin army on the books website but it was only for people in the UK only i think that is EVIL! PEOPLE IN THE US HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS THOSE IN THE UK!!!!!!! if you could please ask the person who made this website to please update it for those who are in the UK and adore sorry wrong word there WORSHIP your books that would be very appreciated!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

also Derek?????? wouldn't it be just a coincidence if you just happened to oh lets say i don't know um dedicate the next book to your AMAZING MINIONS! just on the blog????? Hmmm sounds like a good idea to me! and also what were in those black lines in the dedication in the fifth book i REALLY want to know!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i feel so alone......if only someone were to come on and keep me company *cough Derek cough* it would brighten my day!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

wow vampire diaries was emmence! ....

Night all :]

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hmmmm

HEY DEREK I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU!!!!


How many Fletcher's does it take to screw in a light bulb???????























NONE for it would mess up his demented porcupine hair!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

WHAT?!?!?!? NICOLETTE COME BACK!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

drats she left!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

fine Derek if thats how you want to play it two can play that game!!!

*takes out a marshmallow gun and loads a pack of marshmallows hide in the grass using excellent camouflage made by Ghastly Bespoke while Derek repeats a cat tucked under his arm...death stares are exchanged then.....FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! marshmallow war begins....*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

have fun doing chores!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DEREK I KNOW YOUR OUT THERE!!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

SHOW YOURSELF!!!!

Darkane Claw said...

Um....... I meant to do studying but I kind of draw a picture of Valkyrie instead..... it's on my blog. Please comment.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Tears stream down my face as trees blur by



the branches part and i fall to my knees


sitting there for a moment, i glance up just for a second,


i thought i would never see this again


a white fountain


long since used


ivy attached to the delicate stature,


the granite grayed and crumbled


i slowly rise


automatically searching for the loose stone


you and i once found


the stone appears


it pops off easily


inside hold treasures of the past


a book slightly browned of age


is the top of the stuff


i gingerly pick it up as to not break the pages


opening it i glance down


at familiar faces


tears of joy stream down my face and onto yours


my dream is interrupted by more footsteps


i turn around


and there you are


staring at me


your face brakes into a warm smile


"I knew you would come back!" '



lol REPOST!!!!!!! Derek i hope you like it!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

omg DARKANE I WAS JUST ON THERE!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

omg i LOVE IT!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DEREK GET YOUR BOOTY OVER HERE AND LOOK AT YOUR POSTS BY YOUR MAD MINION SKULGIRL13!!!!

Darkane Claw said...

Thanks Skulgirl! I can't really do hair though so I kind of messed up Vals.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yes i admit it i am totally and completely mad as a hatter

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no you didnt! it looks AMAZING!

Darkane Claw said...

Your profile pic suits you.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yes it does thats why i chose it! *grims madly*

Darkane Claw said...

I have one word for that comment. Pfft. I completely messed it up. I have to go to bed now. I have t be in school at 8 for chess. NIGHT ALL!!!!! Thanks for commenting Skulgirl! NIGHT!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

NIGHT DARKANE WRITE MORE FAN FIC SOON!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

alone.....again.....

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

in my time of need you are not here CMON!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ah whats the point he's not going to come on at THIS hour.......curse you time zones

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

.....this is the part where YOU derek come in and says nope you are WRONG....

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*sigh* well i guess i was right for once....

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

but i WONT GIVE UP!!!!....well untill midnight at least......DEREK GET YOUR BUT ON HERE THIS INSTANT OR I WILL PULL MY SWORD SKILLS ON YOU!1!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

that would actually be an EPIC battle i would like to see that happen!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*Sigh...8 Derek is probably in his bed rereading his work so far on the sixth book and im on here being the nutjob fan who comments way too much

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i might just take up the rest of the page!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Derek i am going to ask you nicely and not totally shout at you


*clears throat stands up straight looks directly at the screen shoots an award winning smile and asks*
Master Derek would you be so kind as to join me on your blog it would be most appreciated thank you!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Tears stream down my face as trees blur by



the branches part and i fall to my knees


sitting there for a moment, i glance up just for a second,


i thought i would never see this again


a white fountain


long since used


ivy attached to the delicate stature,


the granite grayed and crumbled


i slowly rise


automatically searching for the loose stone


you and i once found


the stone appears


it pops off easily


inside hold treasures of the past


a book slightly browned of age


is the top of the stuff


i gingerly pick it up as to not break the pages


opening it i glance down


at familiar faces


tears of joy stream down my face and onto yours


my dream is interrupted by more footsteps


i turn around


and there you are


staring at me


your face brakes into a warm smile


"I knew you would come back!" '
copying it yet again

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DEREK DID YOU SEE THE NEW HARRY POTTER MOVIE?????

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

I ADORED it i even BAWLED at the end! i think it was more because part one was over than that dobby died........i almost cried when i read your books but i NEVER cry when i read or watch a movie so dont be offended when i didn't cry when you KILLED KENSPECKLED AND SHOVED A DAMNED REMNANT DOWN TANITHS THROAT!!!!


*breaths heavily then composes self*
sorry i had to let that out...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

KALLISTA YOUR FAN FIC BLOG ISNT WORKING NO POSTS ARE SHOWING UP!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Dere you wanaknow how crazy i am??? i always look back at old comments to see if you commented

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

and you will check your comments...........now!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hey what time do you usually stop checking your comments???????

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i think that ould be a now

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

1720!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DEREK!........silly question from me but i want you to answer if you would be so kind......have you read the Leviathan series??????? just out of curiosity do you read childrens books like teen books to see what they like so you can write your books????

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