Monday, November 22, 2010

Most Popular Author Question EVER

“Where do you get your ideas?” is probably the most asked question a writer is ever going to hear. And it’s a completely understandable one. How did Stephen King come up with Christine, a homicidal car that kills its owners? How did JK Rowling come up with Harry Potter, a kid who goes to a school for wizards? How did Stan Lee come up with Spider-Man, Bob Kane come up with Batman, Shuster and Siegel come up with Superman?

And, more importantly, how did they take those ideas and turn them into a story?

Ideas are everywhere, and ideas are- generally speaking- nothing special. Everyone has them. Quite often, when it comes to writing, people have the SAME idea, at the same time. Why do you think Hollywood comes out with two volcano movies in the same season, or two giant asteroid movies, or two earthquake movies? Ideas float around, just waiting to be plucked from the air and developed into something special- and it’s this development that decides how good it’s going to be.

I could have thought of Skulduggery Pleasant, after all, and set it in a world OF talking skeletons, where everything is magic and the fantasy overtakes the reality. Who knows, it might even have been good- but it wouldn’t have been the Skulduggery we all know today.

So the important thing, the really important thing, is what you do with the idea once you have it.

BUT- that’s not what I’m going to be talking about today. I’m here to talk about the ideas themselves, and where they come from.

Clive Barker once described the inside of his head as an attic. And in this attic, the walls are covered with posters. These are posters of every movie he’s ever seen, every book and comic he’s ever read, every song he’s ever heard. There are posters from history, from legend, from fairyales and from dreams. There are posters from his own life, his own experiences. His attic is FILLED with these posters, and they’re plastered on top of each other and beside each other, layer upon layer upon layer.

And here and there, some of the posters get torn, and frayed. Posters get ripped. And when that happens, he gets to see part of the poster underneath, and a little of the poster underneath that. And so suddenly he’s looking at a book he once read when he was twelve on top of a movie he’s just seen, combined with a dream he once had about a song he once heard.

And THAT is where ideas come from.

Different elements of different things combine to make something new. Skulduggery Pleasant is not the first walking skeleton in fiction, after all. Off the top of my head, there is Ghost Rider, Jack Skellington, Death (from the Terry Pratchett novels), and a character from a video game called Grim Fandango. I was aware of all of these things when Skulduggery came to me, but the idea of him didn’t come from ANY of these things. The idea of him came from his name, which told me who and what he was. The name Skulduggery Pleasant told me he was a skeleton detective- I didn’t come up with a skeleton detective and then look around for a name.

Of course, the books have a lot more ideas in them than good old Skulduggery, and some of them I even know EXACTLY where the idea came from. Serpine’s hand, for example, came from the Nick Cave song “Red Right Hand”, one of the coolest songs ever written. Other ideas come into existence out of sheer necessity.

Valkyrie’s reflection, for example. I started writing the book, way back in 2005, and the reflection wasn’t a part of it. I was writing a story about a 12 year old girl who sneaks out of her house and ditches school in order to spend time with a skeleton and find out who killed her uncle. She was getting into trouble in school, and she was having arguments with her parents. Every time she returned home, they’d have another argument- and that’s not what I wanted at all.

I wanted her home life to be warm, and fun, and funny. I wanted her parents to be crazy in love, and a little bit crazy. But I could write about none of that, because they were all spending their time arguing.

So I got to roughly halfway through, and I realised this wasn’t working. I needed to do something. The first thing I did was to have this story all happen during the summer holidays, when Valkyrie wouldn’t have to go to school. This cut down on SOME of the arguments, but not all. I needed something else, something bigger. I needed her parents to NOT miss her when she was gone. I needed a stand-in, perhaps, I needed a... a reflection.

The moment I thought of her reflection taking over her life when she was gone, my problems were over. Now she could be gone for days on end, and no one would know. I came up with the rule that she absorbs the reflection’s memories because I didn’t want her to miss out on school-work, and also because it was an entirely logical move to make.

Not only did the reflection solve a load of problems, it also offered up LOADS of story opportunities. It changed the course of the series, as you have all seen. The reflection is changing- it is growing. I know plenty of you have your own theories about what will happen to the reflection and I totally understand why you would think that. So far, you’re all WRONG, but I totally understand why you’d come to that conclusion...

Heh.

Now, when you get to the sixth book in a series, coming up with ideas is totally different to writing the FIRST book. Most of the elements are already there- they already exist. But you still need new ones.

Such as the whole Death Bringer thing. I’ve had that in mind for YEARS, and over that time, it’s changed. The more I wrote about Necromancers, the more I examined their powers, the deeper I got into their philosophy, the more I changed who and what the Death Bringer was. I needed certain things to happen to certain people in certain ways, and the ideas flowed from that.

Necessity, as they say, is the mother of invention. If you truly NEED something, you WILL find a creative way to do it.

Er, hopefully.

The honest truth is, there is no satisfactory answer to the most popular author question ever- and I don’t think there needs to be. People ask me it all the time, like they’re waiting to hear the secret, like once they KNOW where the good ideas come from, they’ll be able to write that amazing book they know they’re capable of.

But the idea isn’t the important thing. The important thing is the work, and the effort, and how you take that simple little idea and turn it into something special. And all THAT will only happen when you actually sit down and write the thing.

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Mary?

Mary Hiashi said...

As you lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep,
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Lord my soul to take.

Or something like that...Does ANYone else find that a TAD bit creepy.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yes it does sound very creeepy where did it come from???

Mary Hiashi said...

I got a science test back. 11 out of 13 correct. How do you like them apples?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

very nice i had a science test today extreamly hard

Mary Hiashi said...

It's a prayer. Said before bed...I guess. Not sure...I'm not religious...

Mary Hiashi said...

What was your test on? Mine was on naming compounds and such...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

me either! though my mom makes me go to shul every week and now im a gabbi so i HAVE to go every week grrrr mom does things to me i wish she wouldnt do

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OMG MINE WAS ON COMPOUNDS ELEMENTS AMD SOULTIONS LIKE COLLOIDS AND SUSPENSIONS!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

very annoying chapter

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

so close to 1000!

Mary Hiashi said...

Yes very close.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

...........ITS MINE!

Mary Hiashi said...

One question was: Write the formula for Aluminum Sulfate...

Mary Hiashi said...

Nuh uh...

Mary Hiashi said...

Laugh

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

.......if thats about the periodic table we havent learned that yet all we know is metal nonmetals and metalloids

Mary Hiashi said...

like

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

tis mine!

Mary Hiashi said...

tomorrow's

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DANG IT MARY!

Mary Hiashi said...

TODAY!


Hu-freakin'-zuh!

CANADA RULES THE PAGE!!!

astormcloudpassingby said...

Just read the post and I think that it is a lovely explanation! Also, I love Terry Pratchett! Especially discworld and most of all Death and the Luggage! I still love Skulduggery, though.
(:3=

Mary Hiashi said...

AND the formula for Aluminum Sulfate is:

Al2(SO4)3

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

grr mary just grrr

Mary Hiashi said...

I know a good lot of the periodic table. I solidly know...56 elements I think. (Their symbols and names.)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i know....nothing!

Mary Hiashi said...

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow's a mystery. And today is a gift. That is why it's called the present.

Mary Hiashi said...

I know a great many things...

Mary Hiashi said...

W for instance stands for Tungsten.

Mary Hiashi said...

Al=Aluminum.

Mary Hiashi said...

Hg=Mercury

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

woah that sounds familiar the one about the past and present where did you hear that??? i forget when i heard that??

Mary Hiashi said...

Ag=Silver

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

sorry if i dont reply right away reading a fanfic

Mary Hiashi said...

Kung Fu Panda...

Mg=Magnesium.

Mary Hiashi said...

Mn=Manganese

Mary Hiashi said...

Cu=Copper

Mary Hiashi said...

Sn=Tin

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OMG THATS WHERE ITS FROM! I OWN THAT MOVIE! there making a second onne.......AHG I CANT MOE MY LEGS THEY FELL ASLEEP!

Mary Hiashi said...

Pb=Lead

Mary Hiashi said...

Fe=Iron

Mary Hiashi said...

B=Boron

Mary Hiashi said...

Be=Berylium

Mary Hiashi said...

K=Potassium

Mary Hiashi said...

Na=Sodium

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

your gonna take up the whole page naming the table!

Mary Hiashi said...

I could...

Xe=Xenon

Mary Hiashi said...

F=Fluorine

Anonymous said...

Kallista dares to suggest i may be scared??? ME???? A guy named THOR??? Bah! I laugh at the blade and spit at the gun. Well... not really. I'd probably discretely steal the gun/blade and use it against its owner.
BUTS THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!!!!!
THE POINT IS.... well, actually, now I've forgoten what the point was.
SO THERE!!!
Kallista, get back on soon!

Mary Hiashi said...

Fr=Francium

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

but i know you wouldnt want to do that.....right?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

THOR! whats up!

Mary Hiashi said...

*Laughs*

Kr=Krypton

Mary Hiashi said...

Rd=Radon

Mary Hiashi said...

U=Uranium

Mary Hiashi said...

I think it's E=Einsteinium.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

KRYPTONITE! wish it was real for some reason...

Mary Hiashi said...

Ha...Poor Toshiro...

Anonymous said...

HI SKULGIRL!!!
Kallista have challenged my honor. And she must payyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yeah that's what's up. lol. What about u?

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm going to go now...

Sayonara!
Dasvidania! (I don't know how to spell that)
Au Revoir!
Arriverderci!
Buenos Noches!
Say goodnight Gracie!

...

Have a wonderful night...The phrase that just popped into my head.

"Goodnight Daisy."
"Goodnight...Benjamin."

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

im trying to keep my insanity behind a wall otherwise i will be a monster because im waiting for THREE BOOKS TO COME OUT....THREE!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

GOODNIGHT MARY HAVE FUN LEARNING THE PERIODIC TABLE!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

gah must go now be back later if anyone is still on wait for me!

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Anonymous said...

La. Ladi dadi da. Waiting waiting waiting. Bored bored bored.

Hey! Hey! HeyHey! Mr. Landy! Mr. Landy!
Kallista said she'd meet me on the blog in an hour. But she said that like an hour ago. AND SHE'S STILL NOT HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE.
And seeing as i have no life (well... actually i do. but that's not the point), i have nothing better to do than sit here and wait for her!!

Mr. Landy, please scold Kallista when she gets back.

Well... i mean, I'm going to scold her too. BUT YOU ARE THE ALL-MIGHTY DEREK LANDY!!!

If you have little or no interest in helping........ welll....... uh...... DO IT 'CAUSE I HAVE A COOL NAME! 'Cause, you see, My name actually is Thor. Not just my screen name. And i'm sure that should count for something.... maybe....

La. Ladi dadi da. Waiting waiting waiting.
Bored bored bored.

Anonymous said...

GAH! KALLISTA'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY!!!!

Anonymous said...

*Flips Kallista onto the floor and pins her down*
Ha! VICTORY!!!

Anonymous said...

*Kallista's knuckles break when they hit Thor's abs*
Yes. I work out. Thank you for asking ;)
*Thor ties Kallista to the ceiling by her feet, upside down*

Anonymous said...

*She looks back at the rope, and Thor is gone. Everything gets quite. Suddenly, the horse collapses. A cold chill runs through the Mexican ghost town. The hot desert sun is covered by black clouds... Then a very familiar theme music begins to play in the background as Thor enters (while shooting) on a motorcycle, wearing a bandana* ;)

Anonymous said...

everything gets QUIET. my bad.

Anonymous said...

Watch it Kallista. That almost sounded like a threat :P

Anonymous said...

*Thor is, as always, baffled that his clones fool Kallista so easily. Sneaks up behind Kallista and tasers her. Cackles evily*

Anonymous said...

*Sits back and enjoys the ride to Canada. Once he gets there, commandeers and fighter jet and comes after Kallista, dropping bombs around her*

Anonymous said...

I actually have to go now. sorrrryyy.

Bye Kallista!!!
This battle is far from over ;)

Unknown said...

Random thought...
maybe the reflection will be corrupted so much it can do... magic... and maybe learns to disobey orders... and maybe tries so kill Valkyrie? i dunno...

Saoirse Equus said...

Speaking of ideas, I have one. Even though this may never be read. Ahem. AFTER the books are written, I understand that Warner Brothers has bought film rights for the first book BUT wouldn't it just be bloody wicked if someone like NaRae Lee or someone with her same near style could create a Manga version of the series? Anyway, just an idea...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*dramatically enters on a phoenix and flip divee rolls into a split then tackles kallsita and gives her a nuggie* IM BACK!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oop i was a little late there....

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OMG Derek two words for who should be Skulduggery in the movie Johnny Depp there i said it

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

now i can say this KALLISTA get YOUR butt on here!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

grrrr kallista where did you go?????

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i can see that! where did you wander off to!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

AMAZZING! i started it by going to see haryy potter 7 part 1 the day it came out right after school! then i had brothers bday party was attacked by nerf guns

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Kallista???

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*gasp* WHAT?!?!?!?!? you STILL haven't seen it!?!?!?!?!?!?! i am SHOCKED!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OK no more excuses go right now to the nearest box office and get a ticket

Kallista butt...

I SAID NOW!

kallista shuffles off looking frightened at skulgirls anger

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

good! now i gotta go parents getting angrey at me for being on so "late" see ya tomorrrw!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hey, everyone!
I can't stay, but I wanted to tell y'all that I've gotten a new blog here
http://loonyskyril.blogspot.com/
And have just posted a new mini story. :3
Check it out if you get a chance! ^.^

Rebella Tears said...

this is not working
every time some1 wants 2 say something 2 Derek it is already 1000 comments in. we hav 2 stop chat
or chat in the older entries but probly no1 will hear this bcause it is 1000 comments in! just click on my profile and go 2 my blog plz

Rebella Tears said...

thanku!

ThatGirlTheyKnow said...

Derek, I recall asking you that question... I also recall asking you what you do to cure writers block. I think that's the second most asked question...

Ambiguity said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I so thought that the reflection would be evil! /sulks/

OK, if it's not evil and tries to take over Val's life then it must become a proper character. or is what I think as you subtle hints actually the way you write? cause if it is then you're a terrible writer. Almost as bad as omnicense (i so didn't spell that right), that is.

There's this song called 'Skelington Song' by kate nash that I listened to once and I was like:.............................................................................OMG HOW COINCIDENTAL!!!!!! listen to it and you'll realise why.

I LIKE THAT MOVIE! With Jack Skellington. He's awesome. Like, scary and freaky and he likes to scare people but he's NICE(ish). best movie ever... apart from How To Train Your Dragon.....

I've got this friend Connor, who has a question for you (I think it's a stupid question) but he's too much of a wimp to write it. So he's making me :( WHY did you write skulduggery pleasant

Like I said, stupid question.

Well, do svedanja

~Ambiguity

Ambiguity said...

*Skeleton Song not Skelinton song

Anonymous said...

clearly your friend connor dosnt realise that people do things just for the sake of it being awesome

Rebella Tears said...

y won't any1(besides Kallista)(thankyou) listen 2 my rants?every1 would b able to b heard if we used old post as our chat sites.

Darkane Claw said...

Chess match in an hour! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Wish me luck!!!!

Can people please comment on my Skulduggery drawing?
THANKS!

http://darkaneclaw.blogspot.com/2010/11/sp-drawing_22.html

Rebella Tears said...

luck Darkane

Red Right Hand said...

I know I'm going to be DEAD wrong about this, but maybe Valkyrie's reflection can do magic. You know, the whole, killed by a magician, become a magician thing. And then Valkyrie would have to battle herself which CANNOT go well cause no-one would know which ones which and Skulduggery would make a fantastically witty comment like @Maybe we should draw a big 'x' on your head" then valkyrie would stare ant him and hed be all "Just a suggestion" or "Or not..."

Wooh, I babble... anyway, thanks for the inspiration, my Golden God. I shall pursue and fail with great honour!

Bethany said...

Spelling... mistakes... eye... twitching...


Anyway.
Ever author will have different answers to that question- the ideas may come from different places, but a book will start when someone plucks those ideas from their mind and starts to write about them.

I love what Clive Barker said. Do you have the exact quote somewhere?

Rosella Embers said...

Hi there oh great and mighty Derek! the legendary writer causing other authors to lurk in the shadows, avoiding Master Dereks' fearsome wrath and outstanding genius and ego. i am your no.1 fan and your most trustworthy minion.

*bows down so lying flat on ground*

ok then, i have a few questions.
P.S anyone about to read this who hasn't read any SP book, STOP!

1. what were Metoriouses powers? (the grand mage who got killed by Serpine in no. 1 SP)
2. what were Scapegraces power before her was turned into a zombie?
3. what will book 6 be called?
4. can you make a character called Rosella Embers?
5 when will you be coming to Sydney, Australia? and when you do can you please post a comment about it?
6. WHAT ON EARTH POSSESED YOU TO LET TANITH BE POSESSED THEN HOOK UP WITH SANGUINE?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1?!?!?!



*shuffles feet and coughs nervously*

Im sorry Master Landy for yelling but Tanith was my favorite character and now she's basically evil. Anyway, continuing questioning

7. when will book 6 come out?
8. i read in an interview of yours that you said that it is going to be a triple triology or something, and does that mean that you will then have 9 books?
9. if that is true, you know how the first three are of the Faceless Ones, the next three are of Necromacy, what are the next three going to be based on?
10. will Melovents' master the Unnamed ever make an apperence in the SP books?

anyway thanks for this little interview and can you PLEASE reply to all my questions! *begs*

(might take a little while)

you are great and mighty oh Sensei Landy, may awesome writing prowess shine in your heart!!!!!







(by any chance could i possibly follow in your footsteps? i must say, i'm pretty awesome.......)

Rosella Embers said...

Master Landy please reply to my comments!!!!!

*begs, kneels on floor with shaking hands clasped*

Rosella Embers said...

YOU ARE AWESOME AND SO AM I!!!!!! somewhat related egos too.......

Rosella Embers said...

*sings*

Master Landy! Master Landy! does whatever Master Landys do! can he fly? no he cant because he is human and is THE AWESOMEST AUTHOR IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!

hehehe

Rosella Embers said...

Also Master Landy, will you d the character comp for book 6? if so you should open it now.




P.S Too slow Ariel!

Rebella Tears said...

he wont reply because we hav ova 1000 comments

Rosella Embers said...
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Rosella Embers said...
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Rosella Embers said...

also when it says this comment has been remofed by the author that does not mean that oh great and powerful Derek deleted it, just i deleted it and i deleted those two comments cuz i repeted something i said.

Rosella Embers said...

hey a quick q 4 all u guys, is it just my phyco computer or does loading a profile pic take, like ages?

Halo pickle! said...

i don't know.....maybe some pictures can not go through.i don't know.

Halo pickle! said...

wow, no one is here.

Anonymous said...

WHOA lotta comments!
Derek you must be SWAMPED!

Bethany said...

Jee wizz.

Some people are a bit desperate "/

Out of curiosity, how old are you all?

Derek Landy said...

First of all, hello to all those people I’ve never said hello to yet- like Sylina, and Rebella! Also hi to Jimmy- nice performance!

Flaring asked about the reflection, if I put in all these things- hidden memories, shifts in behaviour, etc- to lead everyone in the wrong direction. Nope, I didn’t. I don’t put these things in to fool you- as a writer, that’d be completely disingenuous. Some of you are definitely heading in the right direction, but it’s not what you think.

Hoolio wants to be my number one minion. Hoolio, there is a RIGOROUS training regime to my Number One Minion. I fear your brain may melt.

Hellboy, I actually HAVE replied to your post before, but I’ll reply again, one last time! Unfortunately, the fact is I just don’t read fan fiction or people’s stories. If I read one person’s stories, I’d feel obligated to read everyone’s, and I just don’t have the time. Sorry buddy!

Alex- I still don’t know what Book 6 is called… I’ll know when I write it!

Alex also had some interesting theories, to which I will reply…

Theory 1- wow, that’s a good one! I am VERY impressed! I’m not going to say how right or wrong you are, but it’s a VERY good theory with very good logic behind it.

Theory 2- not gonna say anything about this!

Theory 3- I’m not a huge fan of using time travel to sort out stories that aren’t primarily ABOUT time travel. It’s kind of like cheating.

(As for reading books for younger readers, I generally don’t, but I do make the odd exception for the TRULY magnificent.)

Interesting theories, Alex!

Angel asked what do I do when I get writer’s block. The answer is, I relax. I don’t worry. I do something fun. I watch a movie, go for a walk, hang out with friends. If it’s bad, I’ll take a few days away from the story… Your mind will sort itself out eventually, and then the urge to write will return and break through any barrier.

Ambiguity, tell your friend that I wrote Skulduggery because it was there…! That’s like asking a mountain climber why they climb mountains!

Rosella asked a few questions, so I’ll answer what I can.

Meritorious was an Adept- as to what his EXACT powers were, I’m not going to say. It’s entirely possible that it’ll be brought up in conversation in one of the books, and I don’t want to tie myself down before I need to.

The same goes for Scapegrace’s power!

As I told Alex, I don’t know what Book 6 will be called, but it’ll be out in September 2011. This will signal the end of the second trilogy, and then the third and final trilogy will start, and THAT trilogy will be about… I’m not going to tell you..!

Rosella Embers, by the way, is a great name for a character…! I’ll keep it in mind!

Rosella also asked when will I be going to Sydney… but I was just IN Sydney a few months ago! I don’t know when I’ll be visiting next!

Then she asked why did I do that to Tanith? To which I can only reply- HA!

And as for whether or not the Unnamed will make any kind of appearance in the books, either in the flesh or just more stories told about him, I don’t know yet. It depends how it all goes.

And last but not least, Bethany was asking for the exact quote from Clive Barker about the attic… Um… I haven’t a clue where to find it! I thought it might be in the introduction to one of his books, but a quick scan has come up with nothing. Sorry about that.

Darkane Claw said...

Oi, DEREK I ASKED YOU A QUESTION!!!!!!!

Are you visiting any schools? A rumor is going around in my school that your visiting ours. I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!

Derek Landy said...

Oh, and hi to, er, Nwabty...

And Priya, for having amazing taste in, like, me.

Derek Landy said...

Darkane, whereabouts to you go to school? I know that the tour next September will focus on Scotland in the UK, and the usual tour of Ireland after that...

Darkane Claw said...

Donnybrook

Anonymous said...

i got this from my sister the child prodigy (not)
You know your a skulduggery pleasant fan when....

1.You ask for a Necromancer's ring for xmas
2.Your least fave villain is Dusk
3.You click your fingers when you turn on the lights
4.You think every church is the Sanctuary
5.You wish your reflection was here to do your science test
6.When someone asks who your worst enemy is you say who know who aka Lord Vile
7.You cry at the end of the 3rd book because your afraid Skulduggery might not come back
8.You call your fave clothes shop Bespoke's Tailor
9.You know what your parents are on about when they say we have a penchant for raising cain
10.You STILL dont know what a moxie is...
11.You handle bullies by pretending to push the air
12.You found a rock and thought is was the isthmus anchor
13.You accidently called your uncle Gordon.
14.Your ears pop and you crawl under the desk when the teacher comes.

Derek Landy said...

Oh you're close... Hold on, do you go a girl's school?

Derek Landy said...

Aha- is it the one my brother teaches at? Muckross? He asked me if I'd be able to visit sometime next month...

Darkane Claw said...

If you are coming to my school you better remember me from the dun laoghaire signing. You still have to stab me with a spoon.

Darkane Claw said...

YES!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR COMING TO MY SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!! Which teacher is your brother?

Derek Landy said...

His name is Mister Landy. MY name is Master Landy. See the difference?

Could you do me a favour? Could you bring the spoon so I can stab you? Thanks awfully!

Also, Tiffany, your sister's hilarious...!

Darkane Claw said...

There is no Mister Landy at our school.......

Darkane Claw said...

http://darkaneclaw.blogspot.com/2010/11/sp-drawing_22.html

Um....... I know you won't do this because well......... your evil, but can you go to my blog and comment on my Skulduggery Drawing! PLEASE!!!

knight fantasy said...

hey guys...

Darkane Claw said...

Hey knight.

knight fantasy said...

boy...
my head hurts...

Derek Landy said...

Think of it as a parting gift before I head off... bye now!

Darkane Claw said...

Did you hit it off a car? I did that this morning and mine was sore.

knight fantasy said...

c u derek...

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Derek

Darkane Claw said...

Wow?

knight fantasy said...

oh nothin...

Darkane Claw said...

Good news everyone! I WON MY CHESS MATCH!!!!! YAY!!!!! Today is a good day.

knight fantasy said...

congrates darkane

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Kallista

knight fantasy said...

of course i am!
what'd u think?!

Darkane Claw said...

Thanks knight.


What is it knight?

Darkane Claw said...

Why are you mad at her?

knight fantasy said...

it's best if u dont know darkane..

Darkane Claw said...

Um......... ok. I'll let you two sort it out...

Darkane Claw said...

Jammy dodgers are adictive

knight fantasy said...

it's ok darkane...
we werent sorted out anythin

Darkane Claw said...

There are two d's in addictive aren't there

knight fantasy said...

what's r Jammy dodgers

Darkane Claw said...

They're awesome biscuits.

Darkane Claw said...

Um...... I'll let you to sort out random things that I have no clue about while I go and do German and Maths homework. BYE!!!!!

knight fantasy said...

thnx a lot kallista...

knight fantasy said...

i dont want u 2 fix anythin OK!

knight fantasy said...

it's not u!
i shouldnt hv come here!

knight fantasy said...

huu...

Dragona Pine said...

Hi all!

Dragona Pine said...

*fanfare of trumpets*


Dragona has now arrived...

knight fantasy said...

aww, shit...

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Kallista...

Dragona Pine said...

My hearts still beating fast but my headache is all gone... I don't know why...

Dragona Pine said...

Wait, what's happened to knight now?

knight fantasy said...

nothin's happen 2 me u idiot...

Dragona Pine said...

I got into a fight today... and guess who won?


*points to self*


ME!


You are now looking at, according to my friends, the legend of legends and the hardest guy in the year...



well... this year 11 thought it was a good idea to try and bully my friend... when I was walking with Jack to art then I saw my friend pinned by his throat up against the wall, I went to the guy, pushed him away and said, "What do you think your doing?" and he goes, "Trying to beat him up, he said something about ma mum"
And I go, "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, what ever he said about your mum, it would be true after all, he only speaks the truth"
And the guy goes, "You startin'?"
And I go, "Yes, I am"
And then he goes, "I'll batter the crap outa you"
And then I chucked and go, "I'd like to see you try"
And then he dived at me, and I sidestepped and he hit a wall, I laughed, and he dived at me again, I punched him square in the face in the middle of his dive, he went and flew back into a table, making it topple over onto him... I laughed at that...

Katy A said...

'Red Right Hand', KNEW IT! Becky made me listen to the song and we KNEW it described Serpine :D It was also on a Hollyoaks advert...

ANYWAY.

YAY! JACK SKELLINGTON! DEATH FROM TERRY PRATCHETT! :3 Good characters...but not as good as Skulduggery. This blog's a lot of help with writing. I'll try and remember what you've put for later on in writing :D

Dragona Pine said...

Ok...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm friend and bodyguard rolled up into one :D

Dragona Pine said...

Eh?


Why do I sound heartbroken?

Dragona Pine said...

I don't mind taking on anyone... even super fat people who just sit on them to squish them... I don't even mind taking on people older than me, I have won every fight I've been in, and that's saying something...

Dragona Pine said...

What, are you going now Kallista?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i am so AWESOME!!!
your alll awesome too

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

brr, i am cold

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Thrice... I won a fight against a year 11 today... sure I didn't throw him or anything... and sure it only lasted 10 seconds... but I DID win...

Dragona Pine said...

Damn it... I'm a loner :(

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

brr...
brr...

Dragona Pine said...

Oh ok Kallista...

Dragona Pine said...

WE!

Dragona Pine said...

MINE!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

thanks guys, i haven't had much time lately

Dragona Pine said...

Damn it...



Lol KAllista... I can probably win a fight against anyone...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

brr... useless radiator. i am pretty mmuch sitting on it and i'm still cold, dam irish weather.

Dragona Pine said...

I don't know what's made knight hurt...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

american weather rules 4 sure... ireland rocks

Dragona Pine said...

Yorkshire weather is awsome... it's supposed to snow tomorrow... 6 inches minimum...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i am freezing

Dragona Pine said...

It's 2oC here... lol... cold yorkshire weather...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i hate cold with no snow, only rain. ireland in one word: rain

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hitler loved ireland, he killed the guys who bombed here:) no fear of war, just bad goverment

Dragona Pine said...

Lol you should see Yorkshire... snow, hail, ice (TERRIBLE ICE), blizzards, wind, heavy rain (I mean river down the road sort of rain) and FREEZING COLD!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

our taoiseac made a speech, drunk. all over the news

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Hula... the closest you get to that in yorkshire is Hula Hoops lol...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

why r we talking about weather??????

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Seriously, Kallista?? I LOVE winter! :D
But then again, it's dreadfully hot most of the year here in Louisiana so where you live COULD be different, I suppose...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

u heard of brian cowsmell

Dragona Pine said...

Weather is a very interesting subject Thrice... ok, not really :P

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Skyril...

knight fantasy said...

huu...

guys listen...
i dont wanna say it now cause i want 2 apolegise when EVERY1 from yesterday's fight is here got it?!

i wasnt mad at all of u guys at all...
ok, mayb i was a little mad cause the fact that u guys still cant trust me(glares at dragona)....

i was dissapointed u guys still dont trust me...

and i was still readin when u guys all ask me not 2 go. but i left u guys cause... R U NUTS?!
my dad usually wakes up at 5 somethin!
if i got caught, then forget bout talkin with me...FOREVER!!!!
that's y i hv 2 go!

yet u guys, really believe that i was goin 4 good!
and THAT made me more angry!
u guys dont trust me at ALL!!!!

i told u guys!
i needed u guys 2 STAY SANE!!!!
and u think i was jokin huh?
of course i wouldnt leave!
there's even derek!
c?!
u guys r precious 2 me!

u give me a good reason for wantin 2 leave u guys in the 1st place!

if i wanted 2 left and think that u guys arent important,
dont u think i would hv done it ages ago?!
instead of being like an owl and bein scolded if i get caught and dying of scared of my father commin 2 my room chattin with u guys?!!!

I DONT THINK SO!







although...
i was quite happy when u guys beg me 2 stay...
made me feel good bout myself...
it was kindda funny though...
i was laughin while i was readin ur comments...
sory, that was mean...


but like i said... i'm evil and dont say i didnt warn ya...=9

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

too cold to do hula hoop here, it's dark anyway

Dragona Pine said...

I trust you knight... I just don't really KNOW you...

Dragona Pine said...

Um, by Hula Hoops I mean the crisps...

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hey, Dragona!

Dragona Pine said...

Brb for my tea now :(

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