Monday, November 22, 2010

Most Popular Author Question EVER

“Where do you get your ideas?” is probably the most asked question a writer is ever going to hear. And it’s a completely understandable one. How did Stephen King come up with Christine, a homicidal car that kills its owners? How did JK Rowling come up with Harry Potter, a kid who goes to a school for wizards? How did Stan Lee come up with Spider-Man, Bob Kane come up with Batman, Shuster and Siegel come up with Superman?

And, more importantly, how did they take those ideas and turn them into a story?

Ideas are everywhere, and ideas are- generally speaking- nothing special. Everyone has them. Quite often, when it comes to writing, people have the SAME idea, at the same time. Why do you think Hollywood comes out with two volcano movies in the same season, or two giant asteroid movies, or two earthquake movies? Ideas float around, just waiting to be plucked from the air and developed into something special- and it’s this development that decides how good it’s going to be.

I could have thought of Skulduggery Pleasant, after all, and set it in a world OF talking skeletons, where everything is magic and the fantasy overtakes the reality. Who knows, it might even have been good- but it wouldn’t have been the Skulduggery we all know today.

So the important thing, the really important thing, is what you do with the idea once you have it.

BUT- that’s not what I’m going to be talking about today. I’m here to talk about the ideas themselves, and where they come from.

Clive Barker once described the inside of his head as an attic. And in this attic, the walls are covered with posters. These are posters of every movie he’s ever seen, every book and comic he’s ever read, every song he’s ever heard. There are posters from history, from legend, from fairyales and from dreams. There are posters from his own life, his own experiences. His attic is FILLED with these posters, and they’re plastered on top of each other and beside each other, layer upon layer upon layer.

And here and there, some of the posters get torn, and frayed. Posters get ripped. And when that happens, he gets to see part of the poster underneath, and a little of the poster underneath that. And so suddenly he’s looking at a book he once read when he was twelve on top of a movie he’s just seen, combined with a dream he once had about a song he once heard.

And THAT is where ideas come from.

Different elements of different things combine to make something new. Skulduggery Pleasant is not the first walking skeleton in fiction, after all. Off the top of my head, there is Ghost Rider, Jack Skellington, Death (from the Terry Pratchett novels), and a character from a video game called Grim Fandango. I was aware of all of these things when Skulduggery came to me, but the idea of him didn’t come from ANY of these things. The idea of him came from his name, which told me who and what he was. The name Skulduggery Pleasant told me he was a skeleton detective- I didn’t come up with a skeleton detective and then look around for a name.

Of course, the books have a lot more ideas in them than good old Skulduggery, and some of them I even know EXACTLY where the idea came from. Serpine’s hand, for example, came from the Nick Cave song “Red Right Hand”, one of the coolest songs ever written. Other ideas come into existence out of sheer necessity.

Valkyrie’s reflection, for example. I started writing the book, way back in 2005, and the reflection wasn’t a part of it. I was writing a story about a 12 year old girl who sneaks out of her house and ditches school in order to spend time with a skeleton and find out who killed her uncle. She was getting into trouble in school, and she was having arguments with her parents. Every time she returned home, they’d have another argument- and that’s not what I wanted at all.

I wanted her home life to be warm, and fun, and funny. I wanted her parents to be crazy in love, and a little bit crazy. But I could write about none of that, because they were all spending their time arguing.

So I got to roughly halfway through, and I realised this wasn’t working. I needed to do something. The first thing I did was to have this story all happen during the summer holidays, when Valkyrie wouldn’t have to go to school. This cut down on SOME of the arguments, but not all. I needed something else, something bigger. I needed her parents to NOT miss her when she was gone. I needed a stand-in, perhaps, I needed a... a reflection.

The moment I thought of her reflection taking over her life when she was gone, my problems were over. Now she could be gone for days on end, and no one would know. I came up with the rule that she absorbs the reflection’s memories because I didn’t want her to miss out on school-work, and also because it was an entirely logical move to make.

Not only did the reflection solve a load of problems, it also offered up LOADS of story opportunities. It changed the course of the series, as you have all seen. The reflection is changing- it is growing. I know plenty of you have your own theories about what will happen to the reflection and I totally understand why you would think that. So far, you’re all WRONG, but I totally understand why you’d come to that conclusion...

Heh.

Now, when you get to the sixth book in a series, coming up with ideas is totally different to writing the FIRST book. Most of the elements are already there- they already exist. But you still need new ones.

Such as the whole Death Bringer thing. I’ve had that in mind for YEARS, and over that time, it’s changed. The more I wrote about Necromancers, the more I examined their powers, the deeper I got into their philosophy, the more I changed who and what the Death Bringer was. I needed certain things to happen to certain people in certain ways, and the ideas flowed from that.

Necessity, as they say, is the mother of invention. If you truly NEED something, you WILL find a creative way to do it.

Er, hopefully.

The honest truth is, there is no satisfactory answer to the most popular author question ever- and I don’t think there needs to be. People ask me it all the time, like they’re waiting to hear the secret, like once they KNOW where the good ideas come from, they’ll be able to write that amazing book they know they’re capable of.

But the idea isn’t the important thing. The important thing is the work, and the effort, and how you take that simple little idea and turn it into something special. And all THAT will only happen when you actually sit down and write the thing.

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Dragona Pine said...

Flo, you are so lucky, be careful next time... something might end up blowing up, and you will be in the middle of it...

knight fantasy said...

U GUYS R JERKS!!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S IT!!!
WHAT A STUPID IDEA 2 TALK 2 U GUYS IN THE 1ST PLACE!....

Anonymous said...

he said that i could faint and die....well thats nice

Dragona Pine said...

And btw, you are not a douchbag...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

its understandable Flo we have a gas stove that I somtimes leave on ... everyone makes mistakes :] .........

Ohhhhhhhhhhh thats what it is ... Gas smells funny but it doesn't smell that bad ........ bit like petrol gone off

Dragona Pine said...

Why am I a jerk knight?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

knight were not jerks ........

what wrong ....... why are you upset?

Anonymous said...

i like the smell of petrol....i am a douchbag

knight fantasy said...

what a big mistake i started 2 comment on this blog...

that's it...

i'm goin...

knight fantasy said...

i'm sory 4 whatever i say...
plez 4give me 4 the last time

Dragona Pine said...

You are not a douchbag Flo... and in french not a showerbag either...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

knight whays wrong?!?!

and Flo ... who doesn't like the smell of petrol :]

Dragona Pine said...

I like the smell of petrol... I roll down the window when we fill up our car with petrol... smells nice...

Anonymous said...

i might be a douchbag but im not a jerk....

Dragona Pine said...

Don't leave knight... I don't even see what we've done...

Anonymous said...

please dont leave knight...we all love you in a way

Dragona Pine said...

You are not a douchbag Flo and not a jerk either... stop insulting yourself when there is 1. no reason 2. you would be lying

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I think knight has left already ......

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

But Of course

Dragona Pine said...

Well I g2g now... Night all...


*hugs Florence*


Night...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Night Dragona

Darkane Claw said...

Ok, I've done a sketch of skulduggery but I can't bring myself to shade it because I know I'll ruin it.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

RUGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

bye dragona

I AM A DOUCHBAG!!!!!

Darkane Claw said...

Ok, I'll go take a picture of the sketch and post it, this might take a while but I'll tell you when I put it on. Brb.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

winter has never been so hot ...........

*sighs*

Well Night all talk to all you wonderful people tommorow .........

just remember if you ever get into a tricky situation smile (it confuses the enemy)

Night All!!!!! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :)

Anonymous said...

IM A DOUCHBAG

*says very very slowly*

D-O-U-C-H-E-B-A-G

I AM A DOUCHBAG!

Anonymous said...

bye kallista!

Darkane Claw said...

SP drawing on my blog.

Darkane Claw said...

NOOOO!!!!! Don't go Kallista!!!!! *sniff*

Anonymous said...

NEVER ARG!

*punches kallista*

Darkane Claw said...

Anyone still on?

Darkane Claw said...

Thanks Kallista. It's not finished though. I'm going to shade it sometime I'm just afraid I'll ruin it.

Darkane Claw said...

Aw..... Bye Kallista. I think I'll go to. I need to sort out an arguemant with my dad. Talk to you guys tomorrow. NIGHT ALL!!!!!

Darkane Claw said...

Argument not not arguemant. Evil typos.




ANY PEOPLE WHO COME ON THERE IS A DRAWING OF SP ON MY BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NIGHT ALL!!!

Darkane Claw said...

Meh, I'll stay on till you go. I'm trying to put off this argument.

Darkane Claw said...

What do you want to do..... is it evil?

Darkane Claw said...

Sorry for ruining your plans.

Darkane Claw said...

But you still got first. *Gives Kallista a lollipop as a prize*

Darkane Claw said...

My dad is going to be back from picking up my brother and the argument shall commence. NERVOUS!

Darkane Claw said...

Dad's back. I'll be back on in a bit. Let the shouting start. Brb.

Darkane Claw said...

Well, that was kind of alright a I suppose. No shouting just a lot of musical ramble about grades and how I can't quit piano and basically the same argument me and my dad have been having for the last year except this time we got somewhere. I might be quitting grades and doing pieces I actually enjoy doing. YAY!!!!!! Night all. Talk to you tomorrow. I have a chess match tomorrow so I'm off to do some practice. Night!

Darkane Claw said...

ANYONE WHO COMES ON GO TO MY BLOG!!!!! I DID A DRAWING OF SO AND POSTED IT THERE!!!!!!!!! Now I'm going to bed so night!

Mary Hiashi said...

Yay!
Derek posted again!!!!!!
I knew you were hiding SOMEWHERE Derek.

I completely understand what you're talking about, and I rather like that entire thing about your brain being an attic (I know you weren't talking about you with that but I didn't know what to say...)

And I completely agree with the whole teeny tiny idea being the root of one big story. Like my stories for instance, I'll see some word and it'll create the spark that starts the turning of the great wheels inside my brain. And like a thread weaver, I weave my heart, soul, and dreams into something I can share.

Admittedly though, I am exceptionally lazy. I have to trick myself into writing...Except I don't know how...

Lunar Tears said...

Well, a lot of JK Rowling's ideas come from Greek mythology

Sabrina said...

Thanks, Mr. Landy for those words of wisdom. Hopefully and idea will find me soon.

Lunar Tears said...

Such as, Quidditch WAS actually a Greek game, but because you're all so clever, you probably know that

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OMG DEREK FINALLY POSTED AGAIN!!!!!!!!! ive been coming on for the past five or so days and NOTHING! i was starting to worry that Derek had forgoten us.....oh who am i kidding you would NEVER forget about us Derek..........right????........any ways................I SAW THE SEVENTH HARRY POTTER MOVIE AND IT WAS EPIC!!!!!! i started BAWLING at the end because it was sooooooo sad! and now i have to wait fro yet ANOTHER thing to come out..........luckily i dont have to wait that long for one thing my vacation sstarts on wednesday!

NiamhConway said...

Hello Derek
- oh I'm sorry I mean Mr. LANDY
huh? what - oh my greatest apologies
*Bows* Hello SIR derek Landy a.k.a best author ever
hmmm? what - Oh my! my apologies
*BOWS DOWN ON KNEES* I worship you, GOLDEN GOD.

Mary Hiashi said...

Hmm...And the Cockatrice or Basalisk (whatever you wish to call it). And the Griffon...etc. I don't quite know if it's all Greek, but it is mythological.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

I WISH I WENT TO HOGWARTS!!!!!!!!.....with Valkyrie and Harry and Skulduggery and Ghastly and Hermione and Ron and Fletcher and an ananad and and and and DEREK!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

she said she thought of the idea on a train ride and wrote it all down on a napkin!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i did a biography about her in sixth grade before i knew about the wonders of Skulduggery Pleasant and the gang and Derek!

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh, yeah...
Speaking of Harry Potter, I watched it last night!
AMAZINGNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-HB/Joe- said...

really?

*epic entrance*

It was that good? I still haven't seen it yet :(

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ISNT IT EPIC!!! i MUST go see it again DEREK HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW HARRY POTTER??????

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

HELLBOY YOU HAVE TO SEE IT not should not i want but HAVE to as in GO GET A OVIE TICKEET FOR IT RIGHT NOW! *points furiously to fandango ticket sight*

-HB/Joe- said...

Alrite i just want to say something. Ive been posting the same comment for the last 4 posts and he has not once replied.

NiamhConway said...

Helllooooooooooooo

Hi um...
I don't know HOW to ask this...
you know...
so I'm just gonna come right out and say it...

CAN I BE UR NUMBER 1 MINION???

please please, pretty please with an icecream sundae covered in chocolate, strawberry raspberry sauce with little chocolate flakes whipped cream, sprinkles and a cherry on top

PLEEEEAAAASSEEE
I swear I won't be annoying like thrasher - noppeeee.
hehe - please please please
Remember my name HOOOOOO-LI-O BLUBBER
(not real name - pfff - duh)

Remember...NUMMMM-BER-1 FAN

p.s: r'memba wen u AGES ago wrote that interview with laura...yh
talk to her again she's interesting - like ur actually talking to valkyrie.

BUH-BEEE-BYYEEE

-HB/Joe- said...

...its 8:00am....all the shops are shut, right?

Mary Hiashi said...

Hmmm...And then there is Nickolas Flammel and the philosopher's stone. Which is part of the Alchemist's Credo. It was the chinese alchemists (I think) that believed the philosopher's stone to be the answer to eternal life. Other's thought it to be the practice of turning base metal into gold. Or both. Whatever...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

lol ive been asking him how does he say Lord Vile like something nasty that vile or like (veh-lay) like that

-HB/Joe- said...

So! Derek Landy, you have refused to listen. I have asked and asked and ASKED, but to no avail (prevail? Damn, i always get those mixed up).

But this time is different. If you do not respond to this post, or visit my blog and read my story and then COMMENT, i will come to the conclusion that you do not read these comments. And that would be very bad for your reputation, let me tell you.....



No, i am not blackmailing, just stating a series of facts that could indeed...


...ahh, stuff it. I'm blackmailing you.


Here are links to my story pieces in the order of which you must read them. The last link in the list is my latest one, so that's where you should comment please.


http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fiction-part-1-and-man-am-i-tired.html

http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fiction-epilogue-part-2.html

http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fic-prologue-part-3.html

http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fiction-bridget-whiplash.html

http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fic-part-2-kallista-pendragon.html

http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/10/sigh-fine-whatever.html

http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/10/fan-fiction-part-4.html



And that's about it. Remember, the latest one is the link that's directly about this message, so post a comment there once you're done, Derek.

That is, if you actually do read these comments....DUN DUN DUUUNN!!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to stare at a wall for a while and wish i had Call of Duty: Black Ops, and then just settle for playing CoD: World at War.

-Hellboy out

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i read a series about Nicholas Flamel the next book is still not out yet...

-HB/Joe- said...

i just copied and pasted that, its part of my way to get Derek to listen to me.

So far it hasnt worked. I posted this comment 4 times, and no response.

NiamhConway said...

magic
magic
magic

I gotta the magic in me (baby)

Mary Hiashi said...

Yes it was epic Skulgirl.
Hellboy, get your butt over to the theater and watch the damn movie...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

wait hellboy DONT LEAVE ME!

-HB/Joe- said...

...no....

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh you didnt leave im just crazy!

-HB/Joe- said...

...im *cough cough* sick *cough cough*....

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i CRYED nonono BAWLED at the end of it....i NEVER cry in movies!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

.......i dont know if your faking it like i would to try and get out of school or if you really are sick....its hard to tell on computers.......

NiamhConway said...

Top of the mornin' to ya derek

Mary Hiashi said...

AND a few classes are going on a field trip to see it! I'm not one of those classes...sadly...*Sniffs sadly*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

....well i saw it the day it came out right after school i kept looking at the clock and it looked like i had a nervice tick

-HB/Joe- said...

WHAT??? YOUR SCHOOL GETS TO SEE IT FOR FREE!!!??!?!?


Damn...alrite i actually have to go now. I am kinda sick, so seeya all.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

BYE HELL BOY!

Mary Hiashi said...

Bye Hellboy!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ugggg im going bonkers *as if i wasnt mad enogh8 from waiting for all these books

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

mary?

Minnie said...

Derek, you salt...Get it? Salt is a special kind of rock, so you especially rock. Does that make sense?

Derek, I give you a compliment.

Better?

Good. =)

This post is great. It goes way beyond tip-giving. It's like an actual chapter from a how-to-write book. I love it!

Is anyone else psyched about the idea of a world of talking skeletons?

Darkane Claw said...

Hey guys just saying that I posted a drawing I did of Skulduggery on my blog. Please comment. Thanks. I'm going to bed now. I have a chess match tomorrow. SO NERVOUS!!! NIGHT ALL!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

is chess a sport in your school?????very odd???? grrrr w!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i meant to way WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING ME!

Mary Hiashi said...

Sorry...Got distracted...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh good your still here

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

what got you so distracted

NiamhConway said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
NiamhConway said...

For the people who don't know, the poem (comment) above is an aristocrat poem

of derek landy's name

D E R E K L A N D Y

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OOOOHHHHHH i get it now!...but did you take off???

NiamhConway said...

aggghhhhh i acidently remove my brilliant derek landy aristocrat poem!!!

here it is again
Debonair (guessing coz of skul-dugry)
eloquent (he duz have a way with words)
righteous (RIGHT ON!)
entertaining (No arguement there)
knowledgeable (Duh!)

Likeable (Guess so...even tho skul-dug aint)
adventurous (...)
nice (HEHE)
dazzling (yup)
yeah! (oh yeah!)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

AHHHH i see it but you should really capitalize every first letter to make it clearer cus i couldnt tell at first reading

NiamhConway said...

hello skulgirl13

Mary Hiashi said...

I think you were running out of words...

Oprah is INSANE!

NiamhConway said...

Debonair (guessing coz of skul-dugry)
Eloquent (he duz have a way with words)
Righteous (RIGHT ON!)
Entertaining (No arguement there)
Knowledgeable (Duh!)

Likeable (Guess so...even tho skul-dug aint)
Adventurous (...)
Nice (HEHE)
Dazzling (yup)
Yeah! (oh yeah!)

there... :)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

MUCH better!...Mary you watch Opera???

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

GUYS TYPE FASTER IM DYING A VERY SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH HERE!

NiamhConway said...

hey people
guess what I tried the reflectionn spell
'surface speak, surface feel, surface think , surface real'

yh...it ddnt work... i knew it wuldnt...but it was still disapointing...

Sabrina said...

Just got Dark Days from Amazon/UK!!!!!!!!!! the book is HUGE! I Love it! Can't wait to start reading it. Heck, I'll start now!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

did you even draw the little eye thingy?????maybe thats why it didnt work???

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

...wow a little late there were alread on mortal coil........

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i cant believe you just got it now on page 81 theres a MAJOR shock you'll love it! yes sadly enogh i memorized all the pages i cant stop rereading

NiamhConway said...

hello mumsy...

yh I kno im random

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

.....now I want to reread the seires though if i do ill go more insane

NiamhConway said...

hey where did all the other minions go

Sabrina said...

I know but it took a while to realize that Mr. Landy wasn't going to sell these in America. Then it took a while to convince my mom that I could only get it online. Anyway, it's here now so I'm happy. My order of Mortal Coil's coming soon. :)

NiamhConway said...

oh no! I'm a loner
an outcast
destined to shrivel up into a rotten little pea with no future and no conscience
Before I know it I'll be gone...gone...gone

Sabrina said...

Pg. 81! *Tries not to skip to page* Must resist!

NiamhConway said...

.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no your not and Anya i live in america and i PER ordered both books i BEGGED and dad easily gave in and bought them because he equally loves books so yes now i have all five and waiting for six

Sabrina said...

LOL hoolio blubber, your almost as random as me, Banana!

NiamhConway said...

Harry potter sucks
- jinny weasly

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

NO DONT GO TO PAGE 81! *curses self* i ALWAYS DO THAT ! im always doing that to people

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*gasps in shock and screams at hoolio at the top of her lungs* HARRY POTTER DOESNOT SUCK AND ITS GINNY WEASLY!

NiamhConway said...

I love beng random
its just so spontaneous

oh look - what will i say next

Sabrina said...

Lucky you indeed! My mom thinks the books seem a bit scary but she's never read them. She's more into biographies and mom-like books, not really fantasy. A well at least I'm special!

NiamhConway said...

IS THERE A FIH IN A SEA
OR A FROG IN A POND?

Sabrina said...

Harry Potter rocks!!!! And don't worry I won't skip. I must keep the suspense up. *whispers* "Must resist....."

Sabrina said...

What the random shiz, hoolio ?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OMG KALLISTA! *flings herself at kallista and starts sobbing* IM SO SAD THE SEVENTH MOVIE ROCKED MY WORLD BUT ITS SUCH A SAD ENDING!

NiamhConway said...

OH wonderful lets all go collecting shells shall we?
don't worry derek your invited too
its not like all your minions are using your blog as a new online skulduggery fan chat site
*hehe (eyes dart around the room nervously)*

Sabrina said...

Yeah not at all..... Anime sweat.

Sabrina said...

I gotta go, guys! Gunna read the book! Whooohooo!

NiamhConway said...

AAAAGGGHHHH skulduggery pleasant just burst through my window!

I stare unable to speak. He walks over to my dresser pulls open my drawer, takes my secret gun nods and leaves.

AND I DIE

only to wake up as ghastly bespoke

"lets open a tailoring shop" I say

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

lol also youll love the ending the last page...the most shocking thing happens puts you on end.....*looks deviously at the slowly dying Anya tryingto resist the urge to look at the ending*

NiamhConway said...

Tanith looked into Ghastly's eyes and puckered her lips
FINALLY! ghastly says in his head

'HEY HONEY BUNNY' billy ray sanguine's voice says.

NOOOOOOOOO!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

very random

Mary Hiashi said...

...Ya'll are wierd...

Poor Quest Crew...

Hey Kallista!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

GR WHY MUST SHE BE A REMNANT * starts banging head furiously on nearest counter trying to get the most HORRID image out of her head*

NiamhConway said...

"Choo-choo here comes the choo-choo train"

Ghastly wakes up from yet another nightmare screaming.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

GAH IM LIVING THE NIGHTMARE WHY DEREK WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Still banging head on counter*

NiamhConway said...

team caelan
or
team fletcher

???

Mary Hiashi said...

*Sitting with closed eyes smiling*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTzaFad2yVk

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

FLETHCER! fletcherfletcherfletcherfletcherFLETCHERFLETCHERFLETCHER LONG LIVE FLETCHER!

NiamhConway said...

HELLO
BONJUR
ALOHA
HOLA
...um...
gutentagh..
err...
need more languages or...
i ...
will...
dieeeeeee *hoolie is dead*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DIE CAELAN!

Mary Hiashi said...

TEAM FLETCHER!!!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

SHALOM!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

WOOOHOOOO FLETCHER RULES ALL!!!!! besides Skulduggery and Derek that is.....

NiamhConway said...

*hoolio is alive because of a wonderous thing called immortality*

Mary Hiashi said...

Holla.
Konnichiwa.
Ni hao.
Salut.
Bonjour.
Ohayou.
Aloha.
Bonjiorno.
Hello.
Allo.

NiamhConway said...

FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER

EVRYBODY

FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

AHG YOUR ALL FORGETTING HEBREW! ITS SHALOM!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*joins in hoolio's chant*

Mary Hiashi said...

I DON'T KNOW HEBREW!!!!

NiamhConway said...

Mary Hiashi knows so much...

I bow down too you oh great one

Mary Hiashi said...

HEY KKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

Thanks Hoolio...

Kallista-chan! Ogenki?!

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh dear. She fell topside.

NiamhConway said...

FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER

derek should write a whole blog that says:

FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER FLETCHER

Mary Hiashi said...

Mademoiselle Kallista! Bonjour et commence ca va?

Mary Hiashi said...

Your new pic confuses me a little...
And Ogenki means "how are you?" in Japanese.

NiamhConway said...

Fletcher...fletcher...fletch


*you are all invited to the funeral of fellow pleasant book lover and derek landy minion Hoolio Blubber*

Anonymous said...

Gah! People talking about Hebrew! I used to speak Hebrew! Aaaaaaaah. Good times.

Ok. Can't comment anymore now. Gotta go. Bye fellow Derek-minions!

PS. Kallista! Your trap in my blog did not work!!! HA!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

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finally done man that took forever!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i speak hebrew!

Mary Hiashi said...

Daijabou...

Aimee =] said...

Oh my god, so far the best thing in this blog that you have written...
The fact you described how you got your ideas is awesome, you amaze me :)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

lol kallista man ive missed you guys SOOSOOOOOO much life has gone on so slowly lately

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

doesnt he amaze us all

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

is anyone on now????

Mary Hiashi said...

I speak English (Obviously), a large amount of French (I can read it best), I know some words and phrases in Japanese, I know some words in italian and I can kind of read it, I know SOME hence some spanish. I know how to say hello in a few other languages, and that's about it...I can also fully understand Shakespeare if that counts...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*gasp* OH NO I THINK I SCARED EVERYONE AWAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i sorta understand shakespear

Mary Hiashi said...

Dame da, baka!
I'm still present.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i can read hebrew not have a conversation in it...i can read and sorta speak french and then there is english and same as you mary i can say hello in a few other languages also i can understand some amounts of spanish

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

good im glad you are! i seem to be getting a call from my momo one second *yells in some distant direction*


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uggg i gotta go do dishes be back in a few minutes!

Mary Hiashi said...

Shakespeare is easy...

I can play the piano, and clarinet...I've won a writing award, and another award from some organization. I've won the school talent show, and...

"Shut up Mary! You bragging, worthless..."

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

Waiting to know what book 6 is called....waiting to know what book 6 is called....


must. resist. temptation. to. go. up. to. Ireland. and. ask. Derek. Landy. what. iS. BOOK. 6. CALLED.?

And when is it going to be out and if my superstitions on Darquesse vs. the Reflection are true. I don't think you've heard my conspiracy theories before, Derek, so I shall share them with you now.

I think that:
1) Skulduggery and Lord Vile are brothers, Lord Vile is probably the oldest. Why else would Lord Vile give up the opportunity to kill Skulduggery, a very dangerous enemy. Also, that explains why Skulduggery went away for 5 years right around the time that Vile became a real contender. Skylduggery wasn't afraid of dying--he'd already done so once, and his wife and child had gone before him--he would've known that his brother was coming to power and instantly went away. And in the 1st book, when Valkyrie asks Skulduggery about his family crest, he tilts his head, waits a second {which he only does when he's concealing something} and says,

"I abandoned that a long time ago".

He would have reason to abandon his family create if they were a bunch of wackos, like China's family. And what do wacko parents create? Wacko children, thus explaining Lord "Vile".

2) I think that in the next few books, the Reflection is going to become more and more powerful. It's going to develop magic, and take on its own identity. IT will become Darquesse, and not Valkyrie. She was so emotionally traumatized by the vision she saw in the 5th book, that I think its impossible she will be the one to kill he parents. So, that leaves the Reflection. Because it has no feelings/emotions, it can harbor no guilt.

3) I also theorize that the reason Valkyrie doesn't try to stop the Reflection in the previously mentioned vision is that she knows she will be able to stop it and reverse it. Which also suggests some type of time travel thing, possibly like Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox.

{speaking of Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox, is that a poster in your head too, Derek? Or do you not read "kids" books}

4) If we go on the assumption that all of my theories so far are correct, then I have one last. If the Reflection is Darquesse, then it looks exactly like Valkyrie. Since it looks exactly like Valkyrie, and now probably has magic {I'm thinking it takes her Necromancy Ring} everybody will think that VALKYRIE HERSELF is Darquesse. That will severely hamper her quest to stop her "evil twin". People are going to try to be arresting her left and right, and she's going to be fighting a lot of her allies because of that--possibly even Skulduggery.

So those are my questions Mister Derek Landy, sir. And that begs the question, am I right?

Sabrina said...

i'm baaaaack! Who missed me?

Mary Hiashi said...

Eckhart...

Sabrina said...

*Blinks* Ah c'mon!

Mary Hiashi said...

Gah!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ANYA! what part did you read up to???TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!!!!!!!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

Tch!

Mary Hiashi said...

Potato.

Mary Hiashi said...

nc

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

MARY STOP BEING RANDOM! *shoots arm out to fast* AYIIIIEEEE that HURT we played tug of war in gym today and my team was UNDEFEATED! we won the gold!

Sabrina said...

Ummmm well actually I was doing homework.... hehe. But as soon as I'm done I'll start reading and tell you all on the blog. That is, if your online. Hehe. Don't hurt me. :)

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm saying random crap now because I'm bored...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

nc????

Sabrina said...

Anyone know any facts on electromagnetic waves?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ill probably be online....also youll love the ending the last page...the most shocking thing happens puts you on end.....*looks deviously at the slowly dying Anya tryingto resist the urge to look at the ending*

Mary Hiashi said...

I hate gym. I'm dreading next semester. Gym...math...ugh...This semester isn't too bad...

Sabrina said...

Stop that! LOL!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ummm we learned about that in like sixth grade....i am now in eighth so i do not remember...or maybe it was fifth grade we learned about it????

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

but tis true!@

Mary Hiashi said...

What do you mean exactly Anya? I might...

Sabrina said...

I do have to finish and this blog is distracting me.... I'll be on and off so BTW k? C yah! :)

Sabrina said...

Mary I was talking to Skulgirl

Sabrina said...

don't worry

Sabrina said...

K bye!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

BYE ANYA HAVE FUN DOING HOMWOWRK!!!!!!!!!!! *cohg go to page 81 cough couhg*

Mary Hiashi said...

Good Lord! If one more person uses text talk, I'll go on a shin kicking tangent.

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh fine. I see how it is. You wish not to speak with me. *Sighs* Why am I not surprised.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i know what you mean all the aliens known as girls in my school are like giggling banchees who only say OMG and lol and they all act dumb just to get the boys running and they dress like s*uts

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

nope i was just writing a lot!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

there was this one time when this new girl came into my homeroom and asked i cant count this does someone want to help me count this! and ALL i repeat ALL the guys in my hr rushed to her

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