It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx
This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...
Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.
There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.
The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.
Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.
The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.
Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.
Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.
But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.
The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.
Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.
Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.
The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.
Sweet.
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Hmm... what's that all about?
whoa
HELLO?
IS ANYBODY THERE?
I THINK I'M ALONE NOW
THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANYONE AROUND
I THINK I'M ALONE NOW
THE SOUND OF MY TYPING IS THE ONLY SOUND...
MY EYES!
THE HORROR!
ow... Have you ever dropped your phone on your face whilst lying down?
I just did that to ... but with my laptop ..
Shit shit shit!!!
My punny chem hw and mafs are all in tomorrow, I HAVENT STARTED THEM!!!!
..... oh deary me that seems bad Sarthacus :/ .... could I help in any way?
*clicks accept* I'm now officiallt ayyending 2013 .... on facebook anyway
*tears swell in eyes* aww how thoughful ...
someone on facebook made a group called Emily Hall and Nicole Fudge are nuts
:D
Hey!
Sarthacus, I never do my homework at home. That's a personal rule...
eeek must be going now guys ..
Night All!
I got told off the last time I tried it at school.
I've always wanted to end up as something like HP, breaking rules, gettin' a DT every week, but I don't have the courage.
Lol, I just saw a TV trailer for HPATDH, (HP7), Harry and Ginny are snogging, and you see Fred with a bandage round his head with a cup o' tea behind Ginny, he says "Morning."
Night Nicolette.
Chem. HW finished, now for the punny... shit, needs to be signed by munm/dad. Mum's a teacher at the school!!!
Goodnight Nicolette.
Ooh...And I REALLY want to see HPATD!
lol yeah I saw that one to Sarthacus...
ok seriously night all
You're mom is a teacher at your school?
I'm just writing the rest of Kallista's birthday present story...Hopefully I can finish it today!
o.m.g DEREK I WILL VOTE FOR YOU NO MATTER WHAT I AM UNDER YOUR COMMAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have had this one question that has been bugging me ever since my brother brought it up....is it vile or vi-lay which way do you pronounce it....please answer ASAP because its killing me to find out
just came back like five minutes ago from camp it was a BLAST even though there was no one from my age group
Derek are you just trying to make me go insane because you are now teasing me for i have gone INSANE over what the next book is going to be called whats going to happen etc etc etc and over the weekend when i wasnt on i barley slept because that was running through my mind i nearly had a panic attack when i thought of the worst thing you could ever do to Valkyrie, Skulduggery, Ghastly, Tanith (as if you havent tourtured her enough!!!! >:() and.....oh wait thats its because there is NO KENSPECKLE ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU KILLED HIM! YOU TOOK OUT THE ONE PERSON WHO WAS NEVER SELF CENTERED!!!!!!!! WHY DEREK? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?????
ok my little rant is done i just had to get that out of my system...
Hey Skulgirl!
And yes, about Kenspeckle. MAGICIAN HIM BACK TO LIFE OR SOMETHING! IF NOT I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU BRING HIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE IS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER IN SP!!!!!!
wait would Tanith even be counted as part of the gang even though she has a REMNANT SHOVED DOWN HER THROAT!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?
ok im more of an i love everyone in the SP gang *yes this includes Tanith and Fletcher*
HI MARY what do you think about the whole Tanith remnant Bill-Ray thing????
is anyone else on besides us???
Really? Bucketload of horror? Are you seriously wanting to return that much to horror and stuff? I thought that Mortal Coil was a bit much for teenagers.
A big bit too much.
When I told my mom about it, she wouldn't let me give it to anyone else to read. I hated to do that because I had to keep it from my best and equally obsessed friend. I was so excited, then disappointed. For a while I didn't know what to do. I was in a bad mood. :(
But who am I to tell you what to write. I just wanted to let you know what I thought of the last book. Please keep this in mind on your road to Book 6.
Slightly afraid of the prospect of the next book, Molly
Me ish...
Ahh, such a peaceful song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ1Z5QxSa8Q
WHAT?!?!?!
HI SARTHACUS!
Night, all.
BYE SARTHACUS!
..... either im a really fast typer and reallly impationt or your all slow writers......its definatly the first one
Umm...
About the Tanith remnant, Billy Ray thing. Meh. I like Tanith and all, but whatever. All I care about is Kenspeckle...
... Skulgirl13, how old are you?
Bye Sarthacus.
And Skulgirl, I am really, really, REALLY sorry about leaving you so abrubtly that last time we talked.
Night, all.
...And now I'm looking at Lolita dresses. Damn it. See, this is partially where my gothic side kicks in.
And my female side...Argh! But they're so...so...different...
where did everyone go????
lol Sarthacus im thirteen its in the name Skulgirl13 its right there!
Mary i HATE wearing dresses sure i think there pretty and all but i would wear them if i had a choice or skirts
its ok Mary i figured it was a parent reason why you left so abruptly
DEREK I JUST ENTERED MY VOTE FROM AMERICA FOR YOU!!!!!! i dont know anyone else on the voting list but even so i will ALWAYS vote for you make that one vote from AMERICA!
I actually fell asleep...but hey!
And I only wear dresses/skirts for very, very VERY special occasions.
im freaking out here FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!! i NEED the sixth book note i did not say want i did not say wish i said NEED! the suspense is killing me.....Derek why must you do this to your loyal minions WHY!!!!!!!!!!!
ahhh what ever fell asleep i could also uunderstand i would do that if i could and yes i NEVER wear skirts to school unless needed then yes i do wear a skirt plus i dont have dress pants...
Yeah...
I really didn't mean to fall asleep but I've been having 5-6 hour sleeps every night for the past...2 and a half months...
ouch that sucks i did that once for unknown reasons and it was a terrible month worst month of my life........oh wait i remember why i wasnt sleeping well! it was because i had just finished Dark Days and was waiting for MORTAL COIL!!!!!!!!! yes Derek that is why i stayed up almost ever night untill your book came out i am that mad
I had trouble sleeping when I was reading Dark Days. I got the book later in the day, and so I didn't have much time to read it...AND when I went to bed I REALLY wanted to know what would happen next and so I had a terrible sleep that night.
If it hadn't been a school night I would have just read it. But since I didn't want to be wrecked in the morning, I tried not to read it...I was up till about one and I usually wake up at around 6.
Happy birthday Kallista!
DEREK!
PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION!
ahhh i would DIE if i was at a suspensfull part
Derek? you still on???
Darn! i think Derek left!
a minute late!
Kallista's going to be so happy!
Thanks for saying Happy Birthday to her Derek!
omg thats right
shes going to FLIP!
Derek you have just mad one very happy minion!
And Derek, I hope you like Trix. Because that's the cereal that is going to show up most in any story invovling you...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KALLISTA!
why Trix???
Like in the beginning/prologue thing to Kallista's Birthday story thing, that I am writing for her:
Kallista traipsed across the land, swam the seas, flew the skies. She searched high, and she searched low. She found shells, and beads, and many wondrous things. But her long sought out prize was not yet realized. For the past 4 hours of monotonous searching, Kallista had been trying to find the home of the Great Golden God, Derek Landy.
Two paths lay ahead of her. The right way or the left. And, Kallista bless her soul, accidently tripped to the left and more or less ended up going that way. Luckily for her, Derek’s home was not too far up the trail. Jumping with joy and newfound self-esteem, she sneakily snuck into the house and first went into the kitchen. There she commandeered a box of Trix, which she ate along her way to the back of the house. Unfortunately, she failed to notice the colossal hole in the middle of the floor. And thus, our dear friend Kallista fell down the rabbit hole.
omgezzers!!!!!!!!!! GIVE HER A MAD HATTER HAT!
Trix is awesome...and it came to mind when someone said something about a garbage bin. I immediately pictured Derek in a garbage holding onto a box of Trix for dear life...
Garbage bin not simply garbage...
Hmmm...so now that idea is the basis to my made up Zombie Plan of Derek's.
lol i can see that oh and Derek if your still on i have a little story about Skulduggerys ego
inky black fills the night
wind ripping at my hair
i glance at the stars
the only light
in this world of dark
one out shines the rest
almost another planet
foreign to the others
"Hey that one looks like you!"
"What do you mean that im a star?"
"No...thats your ego!"
see i told you she would flip
Maybe I will give her a Mad Hatter Hat.
I also think that there is something called a Mad Mary Hat, because I can't possibly be this insane on my own. *Pats head*
I think it's invisible and untangible.
i have mad skills to see the future
HEY KALLISTA HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hey Kallista!
How does Ryuk have anything to do with Ichigo...? Besides the fact that they are both called Shinigami's. Although there are some differences. Ryuk is more death gody than Ichigo...
Ya I was looking at Lolita dresses...mostly to reference for your story...I just got slightly sucked in...
camp was GREAT though i could bearly sleep at night i had WAY too much on my mind *looks angrily at Derek* but im glad to hear your having a great birthday!
sorry i have to work on a projecct for tomorrow so there might be gaps
S'alright...
Mmm...soy milk.
Okay...Now how does the pope have anything to do with Ichigo?
Two of the most brilliant minds ever...Derek Landy, and Tite Kubo-san. I, of course, being the greatest.
Ah! Sorry girls...
Supper beckons!
Night all to bed I go, Before I go Mary, how did you find out what all the keys where when you where teaching yourself piano? I'm trying to learn the sax and I'm finding it really hard
i have three Derek Landy Tim Burton *you should totaly make the movie with that guy!* and Johnny Depp
one word
BRILLIANT!
BYE MARY COME BACK SOON!
Night all,
Mary, PLEASE CAN YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION?
I know I didn't have to shout but I really want to learn the sax. Thanks if you do
NIGHT!
BYE DARKANE!
BYE KALLISTA!
ok since no one is on at the moment i will be checking in but for now off to project land!
hmmm still no one on...
I'm back for the moment. Bye Kallista and Darkane!
Okay, Darkane. I started out playing the piano by ear. So I had no idea what notes I was actually playing or how to really play the damn thing. I realized that some keys made the same sound just in different tones. Then from there I think I saw a chart on which note is which. And then I somehow learned how to read sheet music.
I personally do everything I do on sheer guess work. It works 95% of the time.
The saxophone however, is different than the piano. It is a lot like the clarinet, which is another instrument I taught myself how to play. I had to play it in school but at the time I couldn't read sheet music, I didn't actually know which notes were what. And again, I played it by ear. I was so good in fact, that my music teacher forced me to play in the band.
...I remember that. He told me I was in the band half an hour before the performance. Thank goodness we were only playing two songs. (Christmas songs)
I asked what songs we were playing and then I just guessed the notes...good times.
So, the saxophone has pretty much the same setup as the clarinet I do believe. For the reed, you have to sort of soak it first before you put it in the mouth piece. Saliva is the best solution to this...Although maybe you already know how this works. If not, just ask me to explain.
Aw...did everyone leave...?
I always nickname people in games for some odd reason.
In Fable 2:
-Reaver is nicknamed Tilly
-Hammer is nicknamed Thor
-Garanth or whatever his name is is nicknamed Bob
-Lucian is nicknamed Horrace
-And then there's the Barrel Boys
In Fable 3:
-Reaver is again Tilly
-Jasper is nicknamed Jeaves
-Ben Finn is nicknamed Ebby (He REALLY reminds me of Fletcher)
-Sabib is nicknamed Gramps
-Sabib's big henchman is nicknamed Bubbles
-Loghan or however you spell it is nicknamed Corn
-And I call Swift Swift
-Ooh, Elliot is nicknamed Golden Boy
-The Hobbes get called Hobbers
-The big bandit dude is nicknamed Brutis
-And that Bandit leader guy, whom you encouter to save that girl's fiance, is nicknamed Sketchers
My god this kid has talent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V61-sz045UU
(\/)
^^
(><)#
~ ~
How do you do that bunny thing again. Mines a chimera!
Or it got hit by a truck.
Either or.
i have no idea how to do a bunny im still here i just went to go eat dinner and now im back
no i just think this program is strange
ack i just choked on air thats just sad of me
I cannot see the summer light,
I've been in the dark for so long,
The sun is so bright it blinds me,
That I stay in the shadows alone.
My soul, corrupted by my stupidity,
Has altered my heart and mind as well.
I think like a madman, see like a bird,
I disguise my insanity by not being heard.
I'm a cat in the night,
A leaf on a tree,
As long as I wish it,
I will not be seen.
Because I am,
And I was,
And I'm fated to be.
I was cursed to always be me.
I cannot see the summer light,
I've been in the dark for so long,
The sun is so bright it blinds me,
That I stay in the shadows alone.
My soul, corrupted by my stupidity,
Has altered my heart and mind as well.
I think like a madman, see like a bird,
I disguise my insanity by not being heard.
I'm a cat in the night,
A leaf on a tree,
As long as I wish it,
I will not be seen.
Because I am,
And I was,
And I'm fated to be.
I was cursed to always and forever be me.
^
I like this better!
hi peoples.
Hey! I got bored and wrote that poem.
@ mary, cool video
In'nit just?
i am going to change my picture, i think.
Have fun with that.
its going to work.....i hope.
yay! which one do you like better 1 or 2 ?
I cannot see the summer light,
I've been in the dark for so long,
The sun is so bright it blinds me,
That I stay in the shadows alone.
My soul, corrupted by my stupidity,
Has altered my heart and mind as well.
I think like a madman, see like a bird,
I disguise my insanity by not being heard.
I'm a cat in the night,
A leaf on a tree,
As long as I wish it,
I will not be seen.
Because I am,
And I was,
And I'm fated to be.
I was cursed to always and forever be me.
oooooooookay. answer question please?
The second is kind of cute. The first is an angry, angry pickle.
So...The first one.
someone just dipped him in brine. you'd be angry too.
Looky here, it's Vincent!
who is vincent?
Now it's Edward Elric!
Yay Ed!
We own the page!
Now it's Ichigo Kurosaki!
Ichigo again.
I am now impersonating Kallista.
are you gone?
omg i didnt see the new page!
This is a Koala Bear.
And, now we're back to normal.
I'm going to have to go. Going back home dont'cha know?!
Blessed be,
Miss Mary Hiashi
i got a new picture, but it doesn't work well.grrrrrr.
BYE MARY! HI WASABI!
what is it???
its from the sushi pack.
.......it looks like a green dude shooting fire from his hands.....
ugg gotta go for now be on later!
okay, bye.
im alone.
Oh good god.
Dad's being odd...
He walked into the room yelling "Arrividercci blagmanfluffen!"
The first word was italian then the rest gibberish. What followed this was him dancing horribly, and stomping singing... "Doo dee da, alejandro, hey Mary, alejandro, 'cause your boyfriend looks like your papa." Then he changed to a scratchy voice, walked up to the curtains, continuosly flicking them and speaking in gibberish. Then talked to himself in different tones.
Mom yelled at him to get her something.
He yelled back with, "But I made supper damn it!"
She replied while laughing "Just do as your told."
He hurumphed got what she wanted then returned to say "Blarg. Lastupa!" (Gibberish again)
I called told him he was a very strange man. He looked at me, smiled and said "You have to have or...or...well you have to have fun anyways."
That's my dad for you.
Not 'I called told him' 'I told him'.
Hey...I'm trying to write the rest of your story...
Oh and before I forget...
Oh, Canada,
This page belongs to us,
True amazingness,
Is what we can easily be...
Quote: "I've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice..."
Not to my knowledge.
I got bored and wrote this:
I cannot see the summer light,
I've been in the dark for so long,
The sun is so bright it blinds me,
That I stay in the shadows alone.
My soul, corrupted by my stupidity,
Has altered my heart and mind as well.
I think like a madman, see like a bird,
I disguise my insanity by not being heard.
I'm a cat in the night,
A leaf on a tree,
As long as I wish it,
I will not be seen.
Because I am,
And I was,
And I'm fated to be.
I was cursed to always and forever be me.
Thank you! I do apprieciate praise... I'm slightly power and praise hungry...But only slightly.
And I think I'll just post your story in three parts. I just posted the second.
Oh we should.
Sorry that it sucks...I promise the next part'll be better...I hope.
My blog isn't on Canadian time.
Thanks Kallista. You're too kind.
Like me.
;)
Okay, we just have to be discreet with what we say...
Hopefully.
Well this is convincing me anyways...
Hey Miss Mary, what's your favourite type of ice cream?
*Whispers* See discreet like that.
Oh yes we should!
Oh, I'm easy to confuse.
Blessed be all you want.
...Sometime after 3pm maybe...
MAAAAARRRRRYYYY!!!!!
*Starts to get old*
Oh there she is. Really?
I finish school at 2 and get home at around 2:30.
Yes do that! I won't say it. But, you cannot do that long comment thingy or say LOL, I don't do that...You have to play the role Mary, play the role.
*Teeth fall out waiting for Mary to respond*
*Skin shrivels up*
*Laughs*
Such brilliant ideas!
WOW!
Cool Mary!
...I don't usually though...
Fine, say I dragged you there.
I just commented on his blog.
lol you guys ive caught on already and i just came on the real give away was when i checked Kallistas blog to see if people commented on my poem and im back now!
im guessing you guys are at hell boys blog...
lol i hate when my computer flips out on me
*waits for kallista and mary to realize that i have just entered the blog*
Shh...
ok kallista ill be quiet about it
.....wait couldnt people just reread the comments you said before the whole secret???
SHHH!!!!
*looks shocked then makes the zipped lips sign but then actually zzips lips closed*
i think its "shall" not shell
hello mary!
...yes i do believe that is your name.....right???
nah i dont think anyone really looks closely at typos besides editors and maybe Derek
You bugger!
but both of you are tottally AWESOME!!!!!!!!!.......curse you typos....
lololollolol how will you guys remember who is who tomorrow?
Mary is the most beautiful person in the world and is the greatest writer I have ever met.
I know I won't...
lol
you guys sound like your giving yourselfs too big of an ego!
If only I was worthy enough to even so much as shine her shoes...
I'm not worthy!
I'm not worthy!
guys you have to act natural otherwise peopele with find out!
Oh, you are just being modest!
lolim sooo bored
Ya!
Speaking of which...
I have to go!
See ya guys!
awwwwwwww cant you stay a little longer Kallista???
No, not one...except Mary...
But yeah, if I don't go to bed now, I'll be dead tommorow.
BYE!
fine BYE KALLISTA!!!!!!!
MARY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! i am not any of those things! you must be trying to get something out of me and let me tell you grovling doesnt work
no my list
Derek landy
Derek landy
Johnny depp
Derek Landy
Tim Burton
J.K. Rowling
Derek landy
Derek Landy
DEREK LANDY!
so as you can see Derek is obviously supirior
wait what?! Mary you CANT GO i wont let ou!
ok
1) i will not say it but
2) i will stop arguing about it.....maybe
lol
i know i have a lot of typos im a HORRIBLE speller my whole family knows that too
noooo im persistant two totaly different things
for certain things yes i can and mostly am stubborn.......did that line sound right....
MAry........no looking at bad typos of mine!
then i guess i should leave soon too for the fact that i also have school tomorrow....
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