Friday, November 12, 2010

The Approach


It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx

This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...

Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.

There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.

The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.

Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.

The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.

Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.

Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.

But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.

The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.

Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.

Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.

The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.

Sweet. 

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Ricardo Doom said...

I got my flapjack..

Ricardo Doom said...

Lets dunk it all...

Ricardo Doom said...

Hello...

Ricardo Doom said...

Is anyone there...

Ricardo Doom said...

I'm all alone... :L

Ricardo Doom said...

Argh. I'm all alone...

Ricardo Doom said...

I'm gonna be the alone forever...

Ricardo Doom said...

I don't want to be alone...

Ricardo Doom said...

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*stares puzzled at Brambo*

well I haven't been nearly as crazy as normal latly ..

mabey I should pay custard land a visit

*gets postcard * ooohhh

Hello Nicolette
Don't bother coming we are over flowing with guests .

Sincerly Nicolette

Mary Hiashi said...

I just talked to mother and she said she'd get me a new keyboard for Christmas...awesome...

Ricardo Doom said...

I SAID, ARE YOU NOT. ENTERTAINED...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*cries* I have officially been kicked out of my own head

Ricardo Doom said...

Oh yes. Jolly good. Mother's buying her a spiffing new keyboard...

Ricardo Doom said...

Ho ho ho. Green Giant...

Ricardo Doom said...

Boom chicka wowwow

Ricardo Doom said...

Back of the net...

Ricardo Doom said...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Ahh hem. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SNIF MY FARTS...

Ricardo Doom said...

Herro...

Ricardo Doom said...

Is anyone there...

Mary Hiashi said...

My mind doesn't love me...It's in constant flux between sane and insane. The poor little cord seperating the two is very near to breaking...

Ricardo Doom said...

You do know if you don't respond I'll have to start the whole, ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED, thing all over again...

Mary Hiashi said...

Mother doesn't like to be called mother, she said she'd rather mom or something of the sort.

Ricardo Doom said...

Wow I had seven comments in a row. Ca ching...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

wooooop de doo da

Look at me I'm the new version of the macbook I'm exactly the same as before just 0.000019368 inches thinner and also cost £300 more then the old version

Ricardo Doom said...

Oh yes, Mother doesn't like to be called mother. She says she want's to be called mUm or something like that. Dawg.

Blessed be,
Mister Brambo of B

Ricardo Doom said...

Aren't you going to respond. *Jumps up and down in rage*

Ricardo Doom said...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Ricardo Doom said...

Flap...

Mary Hiashi said...

Uh...okay then. I'm being mocked.

Ricardo Doom said...

Flapjacking squid...

Ricardo Doom said...

Blimey...

Ricardo Doom said...

Flemhead...

Ricardo Doom said...

Flip...

Ricardo Doom said...

Fooey...

Ricardo Doom said...

Cus...

Ricardo Doom said...

Tooty...

Ricardo Doom said...

Toe rag...

Ricardo Doom said...

Fart rag...

Ricardo Doom said...

Flipper...

Ricardo Doom said...

Fooey brain...

Ricardo Doom said...

Eleven in a row..

Ricardo Doom said...

First comment...

Ricardo Doom said...

Second comment...

Ricardo Doom said...

Third comment..

Ricardo Doom said...

Wait. No that was actually the fourth comment so this must be the. Fifth comment...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*yawns* no he's sending me to sleep

*bolts upright* no musn't sleep must baby sit ..

Ricardo Doom said...

Blessed be
Mister Brambo of BP

Mary Hiashi said...

Brambo is annoying me...

This is some epic piano playing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbSeZh6apVk

Ricardo Doom said...

Rock a by baby, when the tree blows, down comes the baby and gets squewered on a branch. The all of the gu-uts drip out then Niccolete gets done...

Ricardo Doom said...

Back of the net...

Ricardo Doom said...

One sheep...

Ricardo Doom said...

Two sheep...

Ricardo Doom said...

Three sheep...

Ricardo Doom said...

Four sheep...

Ricardo Doom said...

Five sheep...

Ricardo Doom said...

FARTING WAFFLE

Ricardo Doom said...

Blessed be
Miste Brambo BP

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*eyeslids flutter*

three sheep .. fourr sheep ..five si-

Ricardo Doom said...

Six sheep Nicolette! Six sheep...

Mary Hiashi said...

I have to go get ready and whatnot! I promise to be on later...although if I die or am horribly injured than I won't be...

I love Ichigo's (from Bleach) boss...she's very odd.

Blessed be,
Miss Mary Hiashi

P.S. Brambo, mock me again and I'll rip your throat out with my teeth... Oh dear, now I'm threatening people...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*hears farting waffle*

AHHHAAAA LOL

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

six sheep seven sheep eight sheep nine ten eleven twel-ve thir-teen fou

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*mumbles fiveteeeeee*

*sleeps*

Ricardo Doom said...

Blessed Be
Mister Brambo BP

Ricardo Doom said...

As farting waffles rained upon them...

Ricardo Doom said...

Did you notice my Derek quote...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I can't Kallista ...

Caffines not working my medications making me sleepy and know Brambos got me counting the sheep on my p.j's ...

can't last 3 hours!

Liz said...

hey yall!

Ricardo Doom said...

No Kallist you said and it rained Farting Waffles on them which would have been It rained darkness upon them whereas mine was And Farting waffles rained upon them which would've been And Darkness rained upon them so i win you lose hahaha.

Blessed be
Mister Brambo BP

P.S. You didn't scare mee away I was watching piano...

Ricardo Doom said...

P.P.S. Eight sheep, nine sheep...

Liz said...

nice to see you to Kallista :D

Ricardo Doom said...

Sleeptime for Nicolette and the Nazi baby...

Ricardo Doom said...

I'm not just a silly boy I'm and M&S silly boy *Dodges Jello whatever that is*

Ricardo Doom said...

I'm a shropshire laddy and all I know of is MUller. I eat Muller. I think about Muller. I dream of Muller.

Ricardo Doom said...

Herro...

Ricardo Doom said...

Anyone there...

Ricardo Doom said...

STOP DOING THIS...

Ricardo Doom said...

Grrrr...

Ricardo Doom said...

Come on..

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

jelly?

Ricardo Doom said...

Look Kallista I know you Yankies supposedly speak english but really you don't...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

God dang it why must the sofa be softer and have better cushions then my bed.....

Ricardo Doom said...

No one laugheed at my M&S joke. I spent ages coming up with that... :(

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*gasps* Brambo Kallista is NOT a yankie !!! ...

well at least that woke me up ... that and the fact I just had to change the terrible program on the tele

Liz said...

*puts head on keyboard* so damn tired...

Ricardo Doom said...

Oh yeah like, the elavator (should be lift) stopped and, like we totally freaked out then I walked down the Sidewalk (Should be pavement) etc etc...

Ricardo Doom said...

Nicolette a Yankie is an American

Ricardo Doom said...

Argh my ace is being eaten by a mutant squirell...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

3 hours ...

hmmm in hampshire we do't call americans yankies ....... yankie is a bad word ..

Ricardo Doom said...

BYE...

Liz said...

*cuddles up with the blanket* i'm taking a nap, someone wake me up in five

Ricardo Doom said...

Omg Hampshire...

Ricardo Doom said...

Tarra a bit...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

what about Hampshire ...

Darkane Claw said...

Night all. I'm really depressed and I need to sleep. NIGHT!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Night all ........

sophie said...

me and my dad have got a theory on the books.
SKULDUGGERY IS LORD VILE!!!
i know it sounds unlikely but it seems reasonable.
skulduggery dissappeared when lord vile turned up... so skulduggery hates necromancy so much because he used it during the war but then tried to stop by removing the necromancer part of him, but the lord vile part survived and became a seperate person!
it's just theory!

Johan said...

Comment 1083rd in the world!!!!!!!!

Liz said...

*looks out from under my blanket* where did everyone go?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

here! ... hanging onto conciousnous but here

Liz said...

i can't form any coherent thoughts...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I'm gonna go for a few hours be back later

Bareerah said...

AWE..SUM. I cant wait for the 6th book. It sounds awesome.

Liz said...

be right back, i need to clean something up

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

30 mins ........

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

HAZZA!!! LEE EVENS IS ON!!!!!!!!!!!! ...

never seen his scottish one ...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Lee evens talking about wrong seats on an airaplane

'someone came up to me and said I think your in my seat and I said I'll think you'll find this is my seat so he said fine then you fly the plane'

LOL God so funny!!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

AHAAA god in fits of laughter ... now I'm gunna have problems sleeping .....

well worth it though

Mercy Plain said...

A BLOG EVERYONE AFFLICTED WITH SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT MUST SEE.
http://dereklandypetition.blogspot.com
THIS MEANS YOU DEREK LANDY!
Hope you like it.:3

GO THERE MINIONS! GO!
AND DEREK!

And Now I have to hurry and and finish this comment, cuz I have to leave right after.

I am NOT advertising my own blog/webpage/fanfiction or what, it's a petition for anyone who doesn't live Ireland but would like to have Derek Landy tour in their country.

I have JUST gotten Mortal Coil and finished in about 3 hours.

IT.

WAS.

AWESOME!

Suffice to say, I cannot WAIT for book six, especially if it's as great as the Golden God says it will be. Can't wait to see what happens next. Good luck writing it!

As for me, I'm writing a whole lot, too, finishing up two stories. After that, I plan to write a comedic adventure SP fanfic, using an OC named Mercy Plain. (Heck, that's why I made that my username, so I wouldn't forget it. I'm weird like that.)

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Night all, for those of us in th uk happy new day!

now night!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm on for a moment and it seems that everyone is gone. Jell-o Kallista, is a brand name. It's actually called gelatin. Same as Ketchup isn't Ketchup. It is actually called catsup.

See there be a difference.

Mary Hiashi said...

I would like to point out one of the worst horror movies in the world...The Blob. Who thought that that was a swell idea. Not I, thank god.

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh my...I was going to look something up, but I can't seem to remember what it was...

Mary Hiashi said...

Ah! I remember know!

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm clearly bored. Talking to myself.

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh, look I'm no longer by my lonesome...

Mary Hiashi said...

Alrighty then...
Ooh...Google's page picture thing jigger is cool. It's all pirate like.

Derek, you should put some random man in the sixth book that is absolutely obsessed with pirates. It'd be fun, trust me.

Liz said...

Hey yall! i've been waiting for someone to come on!

Liz said...

why? what happened?

Mary Hiashi said...

*Laughs*
I was working on my fic...It's going alright...
If I'm slow to answer it's because I'm working on something...

Liz said...

ummm... ok Larry *resits urge to break down and laugh*

Liz said...

bwahahahahaha! sorry Kallista, but that's funny!!!!

Liz said...

aye, aye captain!

Lucid Kook(Riki Fresh) said...

sweetness

Mary Hiashi said...

I refuse to go to his blog. Refuseth I say!

Mary Hiashi said...

Yes, I'll read the story, but he doesn't deserve my presence for longer than that on his blog...*Shrugs* I don't know...That was the best answer I could come up with...

Mary Hiashi said...

I think slightly...

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh, he's forgiven now. I just decided...damn my vision is screwed up...but yeah he is definitely forgiven. *Smiles*

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh don't worry, I won't ever get mad at you. And it 'twas I who brought up the zombie plans... There shall be hell to pay.

Mary Hiashi said...

It's your birthday tomorrow right Kallista?

Mary Hiashi said...

Well then I'll have to write you something special...any requests? That's if you want me to write you something... Any sort of short story/poem/whatever at all. It can be pure randomness, it can be comedy (I'm not all that funny), it can be romance, you name it...Or I could just shut up and not bother you for a day. :( You're choice.

Mary Hiashi said...

So an adventure/romance short story?

You are the main character by the way my dear girl.

Mary Hiashi said...

Or, you don't have to be the main character...your birthday, so your choice.

Rebella Tears said...

u still here?
anyway... in my opinion Derek has given up on reading a THOUSAND comments and we need to keep it UNDER A THOUSAND or he will not have timw for evry request. and with all this talk of making a chat room does any1 want me 2 make 1 so evry person gets a request through?

Mary Hiashi said...

Who's your pick?

Rebella Tears said...

time srry
also... every persons

Mary Hiashi said...

Ummm...I don't know Rebella.

Rebella Tears said...

true
ur samrt Kallista!

Mary Hiashi said...

Derek talked to me by the way that one time...That was a good day. Kallista who did you want to be paired with? Anyone at all...but preferably a male.

Rebella Tears said...

oh god, my spelling is horrid. smart srry

Mary Hiashi said...

*Laughs*

Kallista, Kallista...

Mary Hiashi said...

Ah! Idea!

Yes, wonderful idea.

Rebella Tears said...

i agree with Kallista:
IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA!!!!

Rebella Tears said...

KK. BYE
damn caps lock!

Mary Hiashi said...

The idea has to do with Kallista's story, so, a'int telling.

Mary Hiashi said...

See ya Kallista!

Mary Hiashi said...

*Laughing*
"Oh good god, that was funny. I just read a Bleach fan-fic...Poor Ichi! He in that story is so oblivious. But SO funny!"

Mary Hiashi said...

I have to go now! Going to my Granny-ma's!

Mary Hiashi said...

Mmm...Rice pudding...

Mary Hiashi said...

If I die from over eating, I blame you Missy Jane.

Mary Hiashi said...

I think...I should post some art...

Mary Hiashi said...

*Reading the Bleach story again, and laughing again*
Poor, poor Ichi...

Mary Hiashi said...

I would not partake in a food fight...Too messy.

Dawn said...

Hey Derek,
I'm not sure if i've sent this before cause i can never find it so I'll write it again.
I've written a book and i'm under 16 years old so i dont really know much. I'm really wanting to get it published but i dont know how and i dont know if the book's any good.
You're like my role model so i would be so excited if you read it and told me what you think.
My email address is author.lk@hotmail.com
PLEASE contact me so i can send you my book.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
I'm begging you!
PLEASE! Contact me!!!

LK xo :D

Saoirse Equus said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS IS SO FIGGEN EXCITING!!!! After Mortal Coil I knew you had set some seriously high standards for your self Golden God. Now that you revieal this news, I'm kind of wondering how much more epic this series can get! Certainly too much for my brain to comprehend. (I can comprehend ALOT btw) but this is just mind blowing. Keep it up! ;) Oh! and when do you think this book will be out? I want to plan my trip to London accordingly... or how ever you spell accordingly...

Mary Hiashi said...

Bye...And yeah I'll post the link...There are five chapters and it is IchixHime by the way if that's alright.

The link is...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6401057/1/Getting_It_Right

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh, and...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KALLISTA!

Mary Hiashi said...

H
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Off to write your story now...

Mary Hiashi said...

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Mary Hiashi said...

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Mary Hiashi said...

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ThatGirlTheyKnow said...

Horror? Superheroes?

I love you, Derek.

Anonymous said...

hey

Anonymous said...

anyone on?

Anonymous said...

lalalalala

Darkane Claw said...

Hey people of the universe,

Anyone on?

Anonymous said...

im on was just typing my story that i have been writing for the past two weeks and im kinda stuck...

Darkane Claw said...

I'll take that as a no.

Darkane Claw said...

Ok Flo, Is it fan fic or for school......

Anonymous said...

actually im doing both mt time traveler one and my sheep multiplying one...

Darkane Claw said...

Lol, sheep multiplying..... what's that for?

Mary Hiashi said...

Hey I'm still awake!
I just posted a whole bucket load of stuff...Art and such...
http://blogsalotaboutnothing.blogspot.com/
http://blogsalotaboutnothing.blogspot.com/
http://blogsalotaboutnothing.blogspot.com/
http://blogsalotaboutnothing.blogspot.com/

Mary Hiashi said...

Flavour town!

Mary Hiashi said...

Caboose had the worst throw ever, Doc having the second worst.

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm a little loopy right now. And my eyes are red.

Mary Hiashi said...

Did you know that my eyes change colour sometimes, depending on my physical changes? So if I'm sick or not.

Mary Hiashi said...

My brother is the same except his changes based on his mood.

Darkane Claw said...

Cool Kallista is 15, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

Yayeth!

Anonymous said...

sheep multiplying id for science and i have no idea what im ment to do so im writing a lovely story about sheep loosing their wool in summer....

Darkane Claw said...

NEW PAGE!!!! I'de like to give this page to Kallista as a Birthday present.

Mary Hiashi said...

Damn-freaking!

*Destroys a tree*

I'm going to kill someone.

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday Kallista!

Darkane Claw said...

Why Mary,
*Backs away slowly while trying to be calming*

Mary Hiashi said...

*Pulls out detonator*

Anonymous said...

*dances with wagner from x-factor*

we were dancing with random celebraties and they swapped my wagner for david tennent...

i have to finsh my dance

Darkane Claw said...

*Looks at Flo dancing, Grabs Fletcher and starts dancing*

Mary Hiashi said...

AND to top it all off, no ones commented on my bucket load of posts...*Rocks back in forth in the fedal postition singing*

Darkane Claw said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3uxhesiKgE

AWESOME SONG!!!!!!! THANK YOU SARTHACUS FOR SHOWING IT TO ME!!!!

Anonymous said...

yh it is i was listening to it the other day :D

Darkane Claw said...

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Darkane Claw said...

: )

Darkane Claw said...

Hello?

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Brambo

Ricardo Doom said...

Woo ooo ooo. I'm gonna make things happen...

Ricardo Doom said...

Can't get that song outta my head. Hi Darkane...

Anonymous said...

im still here writing about wooly sheep

Darkane Claw said...

I feel like going mountain biking. BYE GUYS!!! I'll be back on later.

Anonymous said...

k bye darkane

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