It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx
This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...
Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.
There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.
The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.
Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.
The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.
Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.
Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.
But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.
The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.
Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.
Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.
The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.
Sweet.
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Lets dunk it all...
Hello...
Is anyone there...
I'm all alone... :L
Argh. I'm all alone...
I'm gonna be the alone forever...
I don't want to be alone...
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED...
*stares puzzled at Brambo*
well I haven't been nearly as crazy as normal latly ..
mabey I should pay custard land a visit
*gets postcard * ooohhh
Hello Nicolette
Don't bother coming we are over flowing with guests .
Sincerly Nicolette
I just talked to mother and she said she'd get me a new keyboard for Christmas...awesome...
I SAID, ARE YOU NOT. ENTERTAINED...
*cries* I have officially been kicked out of my own head
Oh yes. Jolly good. Mother's buying her a spiffing new keyboard...
Ho ho ho. Green Giant...
Boom chicka wowwow
Back of the net...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Ahh hem. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SNIF MY FARTS...
Herro...
Is anyone there...
My mind doesn't love me...It's in constant flux between sane and insane. The poor little cord seperating the two is very near to breaking...
You do know if you don't respond I'll have to start the whole, ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED, thing all over again...
Mother doesn't like to be called mother, she said she'd rather mom or something of the sort.
Wow I had seven comments in a row. Ca ching...
wooooop de doo da
Look at me I'm the new version of the macbook I'm exactly the same as before just 0.000019368 inches thinner and also cost £300 more then the old version
Oh yes, Mother doesn't like to be called mother. She says she want's to be called mUm or something like that. Dawg.
Blessed be,
Mister Brambo of B
Aren't you going to respond. *Jumps up and down in rage*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Flap...
Uh...okay then. I'm being mocked.
Flapjacking squid...
Blimey...
Flemhead...
Flip...
Fooey...
Cus...
Tooty...
Toe rag...
Fart rag...
Flipper...
Fooey brain...
Eleven in a row..
First comment...
Second comment...
Third comment..
Wait. No that was actually the fourth comment so this must be the. Fifth comment...
*yawns* no he's sending me to sleep
*bolts upright* no musn't sleep must baby sit ..
Blessed be
Mister Brambo of BP
Brambo is annoying me...
This is some epic piano playing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbSeZh6apVk
Rock a by baby, when the tree blows, down comes the baby and gets squewered on a branch. The all of the gu-uts drip out then Niccolete gets done...
Back of the net...
One sheep...
Two sheep...
Three sheep...
Four sheep...
Five sheep...
FARTING WAFFLE
Blessed be
Miste Brambo BP
*eyeslids flutter*
three sheep .. fourr sheep ..five si-
Six sheep Nicolette! Six sheep...
I have to go get ready and whatnot! I promise to be on later...although if I die or am horribly injured than I won't be...
I love Ichigo's (from Bleach) boss...she's very odd.
Blessed be,
Miss Mary Hiashi
P.S. Brambo, mock me again and I'll rip your throat out with my teeth... Oh dear, now I'm threatening people...
*hears farting waffle*
AHHHAAAA LOL
six sheep seven sheep eight sheep nine ten eleven twel-ve thir-teen fou
*mumbles fiveteeeeee*
*sleeps*
Blessed Be
Mister Brambo BP
As farting waffles rained upon them...
Did you notice my Derek quote...
I can't Kallista ...
Caffines not working my medications making me sleepy and know Brambos got me counting the sheep on my p.j's ...
can't last 3 hours!
hey yall!
No Kallist you said and it rained Farting Waffles on them which would have been It rained darkness upon them whereas mine was And Farting waffles rained upon them which would've been And Darkness rained upon them so i win you lose hahaha.
Blessed be
Mister Brambo BP
P.S. You didn't scare mee away I was watching piano...
P.P.S. Eight sheep, nine sheep...
nice to see you to Kallista :D
Sleeptime for Nicolette and the Nazi baby...
I'm not just a silly boy I'm and M&S silly boy *Dodges Jello whatever that is*
I'm a shropshire laddy and all I know of is MUller. I eat Muller. I think about Muller. I dream of Muller.
Herro...
Anyone there...
STOP DOING THIS...
Grrrr...
Come on..
jelly?
Look Kallista I know you Yankies supposedly speak english but really you don't...
God dang it why must the sofa be softer and have better cushions then my bed.....
No one laugheed at my M&S joke. I spent ages coming up with that... :(
*gasps* Brambo Kallista is NOT a yankie !!! ...
well at least that woke me up ... that and the fact I just had to change the terrible program on the tele
*puts head on keyboard* so damn tired...
Oh yeah like, the elavator (should be lift) stopped and, like we totally freaked out then I walked down the Sidewalk (Should be pavement) etc etc...
Nicolette a Yankie is an American
Argh my ace is being eaten by a mutant squirell...
3 hours ...
hmmm in hampshire we do't call americans yankies ....... yankie is a bad word ..
BYE...
*cuddles up with the blanket* i'm taking a nap, someone wake me up in five
Omg Hampshire...
Tarra a bit...
what about Hampshire ...
Night all. I'm really depressed and I need to sleep. NIGHT!
Night all ........
me and my dad have got a theory on the books.
SKULDUGGERY IS LORD VILE!!!
i know it sounds unlikely but it seems reasonable.
skulduggery dissappeared when lord vile turned up... so skulduggery hates necromancy so much because he used it during the war but then tried to stop by removing the necromancer part of him, but the lord vile part survived and became a seperate person!
it's just theory!
Comment 1083rd in the world!!!!!!!!
*looks out from under my blanket* where did everyone go?
here! ... hanging onto conciousnous but here
i can't form any coherent thoughts...
I'm gonna go for a few hours be back later
AWE..SUM. I cant wait for the 6th book. It sounds awesome.
be right back, i need to clean something up
30 mins ........
HAZZA!!! LEE EVENS IS ON!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
never seen his scottish one ...
Lee evens talking about wrong seats on an airaplane
'someone came up to me and said I think your in my seat and I said I'll think you'll find this is my seat so he said fine then you fly the plane'
LOL God so funny!!!
AHAAA god in fits of laughter ... now I'm gunna have problems sleeping .....
well worth it though
A BLOG EVERYONE AFFLICTED WITH SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT MUST SEE.
http://dereklandypetition.blogspot.com
THIS MEANS YOU DEREK LANDY!
Hope you like it.:3
GO THERE MINIONS! GO!
AND DEREK!
And Now I have to hurry and and finish this comment, cuz I have to leave right after.
I am NOT advertising my own blog/webpage/fanfiction or what, it's a petition for anyone who doesn't live Ireland but would like to have Derek Landy tour in their country.
I have JUST gotten Mortal Coil and finished in about 3 hours.
IT.
WAS.
AWESOME!
Suffice to say, I cannot WAIT for book six, especially if it's as great as the Golden God says it will be. Can't wait to see what happens next. Good luck writing it!
As for me, I'm writing a whole lot, too, finishing up two stories. After that, I plan to write a comedic adventure SP fanfic, using an OC named Mercy Plain. (Heck, that's why I made that my username, so I wouldn't forget it. I'm weird like that.)
Night all, for those of us in th uk happy new day!
now night!!!
I'm on for a moment and it seems that everyone is gone. Jell-o Kallista, is a brand name. It's actually called gelatin. Same as Ketchup isn't Ketchup. It is actually called catsup.
See there be a difference.
I would like to point out one of the worst horror movies in the world...The Blob. Who thought that that was a swell idea. Not I, thank god.
Oh my...I was going to look something up, but I can't seem to remember what it was...
Ah! I remember know!
I'm clearly bored. Talking to myself.
Oh, look I'm no longer by my lonesome...
Alrighty then...
Ooh...Google's page picture thing jigger is cool. It's all pirate like.
Derek, you should put some random man in the sixth book that is absolutely obsessed with pirates. It'd be fun, trust me.
Hey yall! i've been waiting for someone to come on!
why? what happened?
*Laughs*
I was working on my fic...It's going alright...
If I'm slow to answer it's because I'm working on something...
ummm... ok Larry *resits urge to break down and laugh*
bwahahahahaha! sorry Kallista, but that's funny!!!!
aye, aye captain!
sweetness
I refuse to go to his blog. Refuseth I say!
Yes, I'll read the story, but he doesn't deserve my presence for longer than that on his blog...*Shrugs* I don't know...That was the best answer I could come up with...
I think slightly...
Oh, he's forgiven now. I just decided...damn my vision is screwed up...but yeah he is definitely forgiven. *Smiles*
Oh don't worry, I won't ever get mad at you. And it 'twas I who brought up the zombie plans... There shall be hell to pay.
It's your birthday tomorrow right Kallista?
Well then I'll have to write you something special...any requests? That's if you want me to write you something... Any sort of short story/poem/whatever at all. It can be pure randomness, it can be comedy (I'm not all that funny), it can be romance, you name it...Or I could just shut up and not bother you for a day. :( You're choice.
So an adventure/romance short story?
You are the main character by the way my dear girl.
Or, you don't have to be the main character...your birthday, so your choice.
u still here?
anyway... in my opinion Derek has given up on reading a THOUSAND comments and we need to keep it UNDER A THOUSAND or he will not have timw for evry request. and with all this talk of making a chat room does any1 want me 2 make 1 so evry person gets a request through?
Who's your pick?
time srry
also... every persons
Ummm...I don't know Rebella.
true
ur samrt Kallista!
Derek talked to me by the way that one time...That was a good day. Kallista who did you want to be paired with? Anyone at all...but preferably a male.
oh god, my spelling is horrid. smart srry
*Laughs*
Kallista, Kallista...
Ah! Idea!
Yes, wonderful idea.
i agree with Kallista:
IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA,IDEA!!!!
KK. BYE
damn caps lock!
The idea has to do with Kallista's story, so, a'int telling.
See ya Kallista!
*Laughing*
"Oh good god, that was funny. I just read a Bleach fan-fic...Poor Ichi! He in that story is so oblivious. But SO funny!"
I have to go now! Going to my Granny-ma's!
Mmm...Rice pudding...
If I die from over eating, I blame you Missy Jane.
I think...I should post some art...
*Reading the Bleach story again, and laughing again*
Poor, poor Ichi...
I would not partake in a food fight...Too messy.
Hey Derek,
I'm not sure if i've sent this before cause i can never find it so I'll write it again.
I've written a book and i'm under 16 years old so i dont really know much. I'm really wanting to get it published but i dont know how and i dont know if the book's any good.
You're like my role model so i would be so excited if you read it and told me what you think.
My email address is author.lk@hotmail.com
PLEASE contact me so i can send you my book.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
I'm begging you!
PLEASE! Contact me!!!
LK xo :D
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS IS SO FIGGEN EXCITING!!!! After Mortal Coil I knew you had set some seriously high standards for your self Golden God. Now that you revieal this news, I'm kind of wondering how much more epic this series can get! Certainly too much for my brain to comprehend. (I can comprehend ALOT btw) but this is just mind blowing. Keep it up! ;) Oh! and when do you think this book will be out? I want to plan my trip to London accordingly... or how ever you spell accordingly...
Bye...And yeah I'll post the link...There are five chapters and it is IchixHime by the way if that's alright.
The link is...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6401057/1/Getting_It_Right
Oh, and...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KALLISTA!
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Off to write your story now...
P
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Horror? Superheroes?
I love you, Derek.
hey
anyone on?
lalalalala
Hey people of the universe,
Anyone on?
im on was just typing my story that i have been writing for the past two weeks and im kinda stuck...
I'll take that as a no.
Ok Flo, Is it fan fic or for school......
actually im doing both mt time traveler one and my sheep multiplying one...
Lol, sheep multiplying..... what's that for?
Hey I'm still awake!
I just posted a whole bucket load of stuff...Art and such...
http://blogsalotaboutnothing.blogspot.com/
http://blogsalotaboutnothing.blogspot.com/
http://blogsalotaboutnothing.blogspot.com/
http://blogsalotaboutnothing.blogspot.com/
Flavour town!
Caboose had the worst throw ever, Doc having the second worst.
I'm a little loopy right now. And my eyes are red.
Did you know that my eyes change colour sometimes, depending on my physical changes? So if I'm sick or not.
My brother is the same except his changes based on his mood.
Cool Kallista is 15, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Yayeth!
sheep multiplying id for science and i have no idea what im ment to do so im writing a lovely story about sheep loosing their wool in summer....
NEW PAGE!!!! I'de like to give this page to Kallista as a Birthday present.
Damn-freaking!
*Destroys a tree*
I'm going to kill someone.
Happy birthday Kallista!
Why Mary,
*Backs away slowly while trying to be calming*
*Pulls out detonator*
*dances with wagner from x-factor*
we were dancing with random celebraties and they swapped my wagner for david tennent...
i have to finsh my dance
*Looks at Flo dancing, Grabs Fletcher and starts dancing*
AND to top it all off, no ones commented on my bucket load of posts...*Rocks back in forth in the fedal postition singing*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3uxhesiKgE
AWESOME SONG!!!!!!! THANK YOU SARTHACUS FOR SHOWING IT TO ME!!!!
yh it is i was listening to it the other day :D
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: )
Hello?
Hey Brambo
Woo ooo ooo. I'm gonna make things happen...
Can't get that song outta my head. Hi Darkane...
im still here writing about wooly sheep
I feel like going mountain biking. BYE GUYS!!! I'll be back on later.
k bye darkane
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