Friday, November 12, 2010

The Approach


It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx

This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...

Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.

There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.

The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.

Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.

The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.

Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.

Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.

But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.

The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.

Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.

Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.

The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.

Sweet. 

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Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i invoke the power of rotwillers to help stopp this war

Geckogirl said...

*looks at darkane with gun* PRINGLES!!!!! *opens mouth as wide as it can go*

Darkane Claw said...

*Fires*

Lunar Tears said...

*Lunar's body still lays, limp and unmoving. Her face seeming at peace with the world at last*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

rotwillers with wings

Geckogirl said...

*mouth fills with pringles* NOM NOM NOM!

Darkane Claw said...

*Runs over to Lunar* You don't get to leave this horrible planet yet. *Uses Dragonas magic yorkshire pudding to bring her back to life*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

super cows with guns heal the wounded, except lunar

Geckogirl said...

*stops eating pringles long enough to heal lunar*

Darkane Claw said...

*Gives pringle gun to Skylara and marshmallow gun to Lunar* Use them wisely.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

*super cows poo everywhere and rotwillers with wings pin everyone to the ground*


STOP THIS WAR

Darkane Claw said...

I have to go and bang on my drums. BYE!!!!!!!!!!
*Disappears in a puff of popcorn, marshmallows, pringles and a disco ball*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hand over all food amo unless you want to be rotwhiller food

Geckogirl said...

*bows to darkane when she gives me pringle gun* thankyou master, i shall use it wisely

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

*eats darkane's poof*

Geckogirl said...

Bye darkane!

Dragona Pine said...

You're already missing me :D

Darkane Claw said...

Hehehe, poof.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

*bellyflops into the fire for no reason*

i'm cold

Darkane Claw said...

Now I really have to go, BYE!!!

Welcome back Dragona. I knew you couldn't stay away form the awesomeness of the blog for long.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

dragona, help me stop this war

Geckogirl said...

*gives flamethrower to thrice* here, knock urself out

Lunar Tears said...

*no efforts are good enough, when death is for the best, no magic can heal*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

actually it's ending anyway

Dragona Pine said...

STOP THIS WAR!


*shouts and time freezes*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

burns lunars body
kills everyone with knives

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

burns corpses

Lunar Tears said...

Dragona, I killed myself, and my spirit will soon leave.

Is suicide frowned upon?

bencotter said...

im back for war!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

*picks up thrice, kills him and throws him off a cliff*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

time freze has no effect in limbo

bencotter said...

yay

Lunar Tears said...

THRICE, YOU BURNED MY BODY?
I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED A BURIAL!

Dragona Pine said...

Don't even bother ben...

bencotter said...

what... are we in limbo?

bencotter said...

ok ok ok

Lunar Tears said...

Ben, wars over, everyone's killed themselves

Dragona Pine said...

Except for me :D

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

get's empaled on rocks
teleports back p to tell ben the war is almost over then teleports back down cliff

Lunar Tears said...

Would YOU have burned my body, Dragona?

Or would you have sent me to my parents' for a respectable burial?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

comes back, get's rid os=f cows and dogs to replace with peaceful sheep

Dragona Pine said...

I wouldn't burn anyone...

Lunar Tears said...

*Lunar's spirit disappears into the stars*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

reverses time to before smellyfeet was mentioned

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

no war ever happened and everyone leaves their weapons because they are hipnotised and start chasing sheep

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

anyone alive?

Dragona Pine said...

Sorry about that, I had to install a new antivirus on the laptop...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i won the war
YAAAY!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

ah no i didn't win

Dragona Pine said...

GRR I NEED TO BRB AGAIN...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

grr

Dragona Pine said...

AND NOW I'M BACK!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

did i start that war?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

don't be called larry again

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista please turn your name back!


And now I brb again :(

Lunar Tears said...

*Lunar returns from death to give one last message*

Kallista, change your name back to Kallista

*Spirit returns to stars*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

that was a sad war

Dragona Pine said...

I've just realised... I don't have a life... :O

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

cover your eyes, kids

Lunar Tears said...

You don't have a life?

HOW WILL YOU SURVIVE?

Still dead

Just ignore me

I can't help it

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

yeah, your on this too much

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, Nicolette shouldn't forgive you, she should be the one in this position now... you didn't do anything so please turn your name back!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

this inspirs awesomnes, but you need a life to control awesomeness

Dragona Pine said...

No really... I don't have a life... no gf, my friends live miles away from me... I only have a life at school and on here :(

bencotter said...

ef

Lunar Tears said...

I'm still dead

Not alive

*Larry hears a whisper through the air*

I like your profile picture

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

so how did that war start

Dragona Pine said...

I don't have a good life!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i had to go for dinner just as it started

Dragona Pine said...

I've decided what I want for Christmas... a PS3... my mum says I'll have to put some money towards it, she's happy buying me things but not games consoles strangely enough...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

was the war because of smellyfeet?

Lunar Tears said...

death has good cake

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

it is unfair,yes

Dragona Pine said...

I'm not an awsome writer Kallista... I don't have a story line, or thoughts about writing, I just type...

Dragona Pine said...

And now I'm driving a coach through Nice with 10 police cars after me... how sad is that? That shows I don't have a life...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

oh... so it wasn't my fault
*burns sorry card*

Lunar Tears said...

just met nicolette in death land

okay, which one of you lot killed her

she says she forgives you larry

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i can't say i know how good you are at storys Dragona

Dragona Pine said...

I'm not hard on myself... i'm being fair... sorry about this guys, I'm just quite depressed at the minuite and I really appriciate you listening to me... even if you don't give a damn :D

Lunar Tears said...

like van gough

oh

he killed himself

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

the blood on nicolletes top made a rotwiller eat her

Dragona Pine said...

My coach has red and green seats, and the front right tyre is out... but I like driving it :D That is how sad my life is...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i do give a dam dragona, oh wait, dam's are pretty big

Dragona Pine said...

I know Kallista... but I'm just blabbering on about how my life is going and I don't want to...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

*jumps into coach beside dragona*
HI!

Dragona Pine said...

NO MY COACH!


I crashed it into a tree, it tipped upwards and now is stuck like vertical on the road...

Lunar Tears said...

Hmm... Death's scythe is not as sharp as you'd think

Or maybe that's because I'm a ghost...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

*wrap's ben up in intestines of those who died *
ha ha

Lunar Tears said...

The scythe passed right through me

He's not that scary

Just aims at you but it passes through you

It actually tickles

Lunar Tears said...

You burned my intestines...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

*pulls coach down for dragona*

Dragona Pine said...

A bullet just passed through me...

Lunar Tears said...

death also has good ice cream

Dragona Pine said...

NO MY POLICE CAR!


Why does everything I care about in my life end up getting wrecked?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i'll make you a new body lunar
*takes out ben's soul and gives boby to lunar*

Dragona Pine said...

No need to heal me Kallista... Indestructable cheats are fun :D

Lunar Tears said...

OOHH

DEATH JUST INVITED ME TO A TEA PARTY!

EEK!

BYE!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i want some ice cream too

Lunar Tears said...

I don't want a BOY'S body

And you need to die for ice cream

Ooh! Death has cupcakes!

Dragona Pine said...

True Kallista, she's the only thing that hasn't been wrecked...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i'll just cut my throat
dragona, turn off the invincible cheat

Dragona Pine said...

And them...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

bum

Lunar Tears said...

Yes, I died

A while ago

Dragona, if you keep thinking like that, you'll meet me again sooner than you thought...

Ooh! A crystal ball! I want a go!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

how come i'm not dead?

Dragona Pine said...

Noo... I like being invincible thankyou very much... ah what the hell, I'm going to blow myself up in an awsome way...

Lunar Tears said...

Hmm... The future is interesting...

BYE EVERYONE!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

dragona, did you turn off that cheat yet?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i need to die dragona

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

dragona is invincible

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

bye ,i'm going too

Dragona Pine said...

Lunar, why have a crystal ball when you have me?



Nope... not turning off the cheat...


Bye Lunar...

Dragona Pine said...

What car would I look cool to die in?


*sees blue Lamborghini*

Perfect!


And now for the crash...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm not invincible... only when I use cheats :D

Dragona Pine said...

*does twenty flips, starts spinning madly, taking hundreds of policemen out before flipping into the sea with a huge explosion*

Awsome...


"You died"

I know...

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista please turn back into Kallista instead of Larry... otherwise I will refuse to talk to you...


*sits in corner by self*

Dragona Pine said...

Restarting... now...


*drives off a cliff, smashing into the roof of a police car, firing grenades at self, one minuite into the game everthing explodes with a mixture of grenades, car parts and pieces of Dragona's body*


Sweet...

Dragona Pine said...

*turns of PS2*



I need something better to do with my life...

Dragona Pine said...

I won't leave you Kallista... I've got nothing better to do afterall, but I don't like your name now, I prefered it as Kallista Pendragon.

Dragona Pine said...

Don't sigh Kallista...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Dragona I know how you feel I live miles away from my freinds the best thing I can do Is read or sit on my laptop and it's so depressing but you just need to try and feel better like I do ...

Kallista I'm terribly sorry I genuinly am It was inteneded as a joke and I never meant it as a joke ... Dragonas right if anyone should be asking for an apologie it should be me .. now please change your name back :[

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Nicolette... I live at least 5 miles away from my friends, I only see them at school and since I live so far away I don't get invited to birthday parties and such likes...


I told you she would forgive you Kallista... and the other way around...

Dragona Pine said...

The only way me and my friends stay in contact is by texting or at school... I have like 20 new texts to brb while I read them...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Kallista I'm not mad i never was ...

I'M SORRY!

Dragona Pine said...

Yes Kallista... go change your name!

Dragona Pine said...

Oh wow... wasn't expecting new page :D

Dragona Pine said...

SORRY KALLISTA ABOUT GETTING 1st COMMENT I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette are you still on?

Dragona Pine said...

Who has a PS3?

Dragona Pine said...

I want a PS3 for christmas...

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Kallista that rhymes...

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Kallista...

Dragona Pine said...

My life is brilliant, (LIE)
My love is pure, (WHAT LOVE!?)
I saw an angel,
Of that I'm sure, (WTH?)
She smiled me on the subway. (WTH AGAIN!?)
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,(Real version)
Flying high,(clean version)
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.


Oh how depressing that song is...

Darkane Claw said...

Hey people of the universe

Mary Hiashi said...

S'up!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Darkane...

Dragona Pine said...

My life is brilliant, (LIE)
My love is pure, (WHAT LOVE!?)
I saw an angel,
Of that I'm sure, (WTH?)
She smiled me on the subway. (WTH AGAIN!?)
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,(Real version)
Flying high,(clean version)
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.


Oh how depressing that song is...

Mary Hiashi said...

Hi Mary!

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Mary, thanks for the advice on the saxophone and stuff.

Dragona Pine said...

KALLISTA BE NORMAL!

Dragona Pine said...

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?

Mary Hiashi said...

What are you talking about?

Darkane Claw said...

I'm going to kill you Kallista.

Dragona Pine said...

Mary... be mary, Kallista... be Kallista...

Mary Hiashi said...

What!?
What did I do!?

*Runs and hides in a corner*

Darkane Claw said...

Ok, test, if one of you is Mary answer this question. What instrument did you say was like the saxophone that you learned by ear.

Mary Hiashi said...

I think Dragona's crazy...

Dragona Pine said...

Nice test :D

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*walks back in and mind explodes*

Dragona Pine said...

And Kallista... what car did I say I was going to drive to kill myself?

Mary Hiashi said...

...Not a clue...
*Thinks really hard and brain explodes*

Mary Hiashi said...

I don't know which instrument...the car...

Yes they are Mary, and yes I did check.

LOLOLOLOLOL!

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista with Mary's picture... you're the real Kallista I know that :D Checked your profile...


And Mary with Kallista's picture... you're Mary... I figured it out :D

Mary Hiashi said...

NICOLETTE!
































Hello!

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm Kallista!

Dragona Pine said...

So now I've figured it out... change it back :D

Mary Hiashi said...

...*Mumbles*...
Silly boy....

Dragona Pine said...

No you're not Mary... Kallista is Kallista and Mary is Mary...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hello Kallista , Mary

urm I don;t know whuch is which but I know both said hi so ... *mind explodes again*

Darkane Claw said...

Brb, fixing an engine and making hot chocolate.

Dragona Pine said...

There is only one person who lives in Michigan and a dot under favourite films...

Mary Hiashi said...

*Frantically looks for Dragona's magical yorkshire pudding*

"I'll save you!"

Dragona Pine said...

No Mary... my Yorkshire pudding...

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm Kallista!

Dragona Pine said...

I know... you can't fool me for long if at all... Kallista is Kallista but with Mary's picture, and Mary is Mary with Kallista's picture...

Dragona Pine said...

Mary your Mary!

Dragona Pine said...

*laughs*


One Canadian... Ontario : Canada to be precise... and one Michigan person... Kallista, Mary, you cannot fool me how ever hard you try...

Mary Hiashi said...

*Starts crying*

You just hate me that's it. You think I'm someone else.

Darkane Claw said...

Ah the fun of annoying Dragona.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Kallista is Mary

Mary is Kallista ...

sorry Kallista but you can;t talk as sophisticatadely as Mary

Dragona Pine said...

Um Kallista that's a bit pointless trying to confuse me... I have both your profiles up on my tabs...

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista your favourite film is .


Mary, one of your favourite films is FF7-Advent Children... you have watched it about 100 times...

Mary Hiashi said...

Stalker!

Dragona Pine said...

*shakes head slowly*


It is useless trying to confuse me...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*sighs* I;m leaving I'm getting a headache from all this confuzzlement

Darkane Claw said...

Hehe, let them have their fun Dragona.

Dragona Pine said...

I am not a stalker... I know which one of you is which though :D

Mary Hiashi said...

Awwww...
Bye Nicolette!
Hope to see you later!

Dragona Pine said...

Mary lives in Canada, Kallista lives in Michigan.

Mary Hiashi said...

Okay Mary!

Darkane Claw said...

Kallista, can you please write part 8 of your fan fic?

Mary Hiashi said...

Sure.

Mary Hiashi said...

In fact I'll write both 8 and 9.

Dragona Pine said...

You two are dommented...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

If Kallista publishes tonight I will come back ..

Dragona Pine said...

Mary you speak nothing like Kallista...


Kallista, you don't speak as poshly as Mary...



You two are fails!

Darkane Claw said...

They're going to change back now...

Dragona Pine said...

FAILS!

Darkane Claw said...

I think....... Í √µí˜˚≥≥≥≥≥≥≥

Dragona Pine said...

FAILS I SAY!

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Kallista.... is Mary coming on?

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm posh?!

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Mary, thanks for all the advice on the saxophone and stuff.

Dragona Pine said...

I know :D

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

LOL!!!!!

I'm watching the suicide scence in Romeo and Juliet and I'm in stitches after wondering what it would be like if Juliet woke to see Romeo dead and went

"eh oh well plenty more fish in the sea" and walked off

LOL!

Mary Hiashi said...

You're quite welcome.
If you need help with anything else...if I can help than I'd be glad too.

Darkane Claw said...

She's not posh, she's just awesome at English and she knows how to speak properly, unlike me.

Dragona Pine said...

*sneezes*


WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE A COLD!?

Dragona Pine said...

sdfa

Dragona Pine said...

2700th yey!

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