It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx
This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...
Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.
There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.
The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.
Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.
The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.
Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.
Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.
But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.
The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.
Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.
Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.
The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.
Sweet.
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«Oldest ‹Older 2001 – 2200 of 3757 Newer› Newest»i invoke the power of rotwillers to help stopp this war
*looks at darkane with gun* PRINGLES!!!!! *opens mouth as wide as it can go*
*Fires*
*Lunar's body still lays, limp and unmoving. Her face seeming at peace with the world at last*
rotwillers with wings
*mouth fills with pringles* NOM NOM NOM!
*Runs over to Lunar* You don't get to leave this horrible planet yet. *Uses Dragonas magic yorkshire pudding to bring her back to life*
super cows with guns heal the wounded, except lunar
*stops eating pringles long enough to heal lunar*
*Gives pringle gun to Skylara and marshmallow gun to Lunar* Use them wisely.
*super cows poo everywhere and rotwillers with wings pin everyone to the ground*
STOP THIS WAR
I have to go and bang on my drums. BYE!!!!!!!!!!
*Disappears in a puff of popcorn, marshmallows, pringles and a disco ball*
hand over all food amo unless you want to be rotwhiller food
*bows to darkane when she gives me pringle gun* thankyou master, i shall use it wisely
*eats darkane's poof*
Bye darkane!
You're already missing me :D
Hehehe, poof.
*bellyflops into the fire for no reason*
i'm cold
Now I really have to go, BYE!!!
Welcome back Dragona. I knew you couldn't stay away form the awesomeness of the blog for long.
dragona, help me stop this war
*gives flamethrower to thrice* here, knock urself out
*no efforts are good enough, when death is for the best, no magic can heal*
actually it's ending anyway
STOP THIS WAR!
*shouts and time freezes*
burns lunars body
kills everyone with knives
burns corpses
Dragona, I killed myself, and my spirit will soon leave.
Is suicide frowned upon?
im back for war!!!!!
*picks up thrice, kills him and throws him off a cliff*
time freze has no effect in limbo
yay
THRICE, YOU BURNED MY BODY?
I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED A BURIAL!
Don't even bother ben...
what... are we in limbo?
ok ok ok
Ben, wars over, everyone's killed themselves
Except for me :D
get's empaled on rocks
teleports back p to tell ben the war is almost over then teleports back down cliff
Would YOU have burned my body, Dragona?
Or would you have sent me to my parents' for a respectable burial?
comes back, get's rid os=f cows and dogs to replace with peaceful sheep
I wouldn't burn anyone...
*Lunar's spirit disappears into the stars*
reverses time to before smellyfeet was mentioned
no war ever happened and everyone leaves their weapons because they are hipnotised and start chasing sheep
anyone alive?
Sorry about that, I had to install a new antivirus on the laptop...
i won the war
YAAAY!
ah no i didn't win
GRR I NEED TO BRB AGAIN...
grr
AND NOW I'M BACK!
did i start that war?
don't be called larry again
Kallista please turn your name back!
And now I brb again :(
*Lunar returns from death to give one last message*
Kallista, change your name back to Kallista
*Spirit returns to stars*
that was a sad war
I've just realised... I don't have a life... :O
cover your eyes, kids
You don't have a life?
HOW WILL YOU SURVIVE?
Still dead
Just ignore me
I can't help it
yeah, your on this too much
Kallista, Nicolette shouldn't forgive you, she should be the one in this position now... you didn't do anything so please turn your name back!
this inspirs awesomnes, but you need a life to control awesomeness
No really... I don't have a life... no gf, my friends live miles away from me... I only have a life at school and on here :(
ef
I'm still dead
Not alive
*Larry hears a whisper through the air*
I like your profile picture
so how did that war start
I don't have a good life!
i had to go for dinner just as it started
I've decided what I want for Christmas... a PS3... my mum says I'll have to put some money towards it, she's happy buying me things but not games consoles strangely enough...
was the war because of smellyfeet?
death has good cake
it is unfair,yes
I'm not an awsome writer Kallista... I don't have a story line, or thoughts about writing, I just type...
And now I'm driving a coach through Nice with 10 police cars after me... how sad is that? That shows I don't have a life...
oh... so it wasn't my fault
*burns sorry card*
just met nicolette in death land
okay, which one of you lot killed her
she says she forgives you larry
i can't say i know how good you are at storys Dragona
I'm not hard on myself... i'm being fair... sorry about this guys, I'm just quite depressed at the minuite and I really appriciate you listening to me... even if you don't give a damn :D
like van gough
oh
he killed himself
the blood on nicolletes top made a rotwiller eat her
My coach has red and green seats, and the front right tyre is out... but I like driving it :D That is how sad my life is...
i do give a dam dragona, oh wait, dam's are pretty big
I know Kallista... but I'm just blabbering on about how my life is going and I don't want to...
*jumps into coach beside dragona*
HI!
NO MY COACH!
I crashed it into a tree, it tipped upwards and now is stuck like vertical on the road...
Hmm... Death's scythe is not as sharp as you'd think
Or maybe that's because I'm a ghost...
*wrap's ben up in intestines of those who died *
ha ha
The scythe passed right through me
He's not that scary
Just aims at you but it passes through you
It actually tickles
You burned my intestines...
*pulls coach down for dragona*
A bullet just passed through me...
death also has good ice cream
NO MY POLICE CAR!
Why does everything I care about in my life end up getting wrecked?
i'll make you a new body lunar
*takes out ben's soul and gives boby to lunar*
No need to heal me Kallista... Indestructable cheats are fun :D
OOHH
DEATH JUST INVITED ME TO A TEA PARTY!
EEK!
BYE!
i want some ice cream too
I don't want a BOY'S body
And you need to die for ice cream
Ooh! Death has cupcakes!
True Kallista, she's the only thing that hasn't been wrecked...
i'll just cut my throat
dragona, turn off the invincible cheat
And them...
bum
Yes, I died
A while ago
Dragona, if you keep thinking like that, you'll meet me again sooner than you thought...
Ooh! A crystal ball! I want a go!
how come i'm not dead?
Noo... I like being invincible thankyou very much... ah what the hell, I'm going to blow myself up in an awsome way...
Hmm... The future is interesting...
BYE EVERYONE!
dragona, did you turn off that cheat yet?
i need to die dragona
dragona is invincible
bye ,i'm going too
Lunar, why have a crystal ball when you have me?
Nope... not turning off the cheat...
Bye Lunar...
What car would I look cool to die in?
*sees blue Lamborghini*
Perfect!
And now for the crash...
I'm not invincible... only when I use cheats :D
*does twenty flips, starts spinning madly, taking hundreds of policemen out before flipping into the sea with a huge explosion*
Awsome...
"You died"
I know...
Kallista please turn back into Kallista instead of Larry... otherwise I will refuse to talk to you...
*sits in corner by self*
Restarting... now...
*drives off a cliff, smashing into the roof of a police car, firing grenades at self, one minuite into the game everthing explodes with a mixture of grenades, car parts and pieces of Dragona's body*
Sweet...
*turns of PS2*
I need something better to do with my life...
I won't leave you Kallista... I've got nothing better to do afterall, but I don't like your name now, I prefered it as Kallista Pendragon.
Don't sigh Kallista...
Dragona I know how you feel I live miles away from my freinds the best thing I can do Is read or sit on my laptop and it's so depressing but you just need to try and feel better like I do ...
Kallista I'm terribly sorry I genuinly am It was inteneded as a joke and I never meant it as a joke ... Dragonas right if anyone should be asking for an apologie it should be me .. now please change your name back :[
Hi Nicolette... I live at least 5 miles away from my friends, I only see them at school and since I live so far away I don't get invited to birthday parties and such likes...
I told you she would forgive you Kallista... and the other way around...
The only way me and my friends stay in contact is by texting or at school... I have like 20 new texts to brb while I read them...
Kallista I'm not mad i never was ...
I'M SORRY!
Yes Kallista... go change your name!
Oh wow... wasn't expecting new page :D
SORRY KALLISTA ABOUT GETTING 1st COMMENT I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
Nicolette are you still on?
Who has a PS3?
I want a PS3 for christmas...
Lol Kallista that rhymes...
Ok Kallista...
My life is brilliant, (LIE)
My love is pure, (WHAT LOVE!?)
I saw an angel,
Of that I'm sure, (WTH?)
She smiled me on the subway. (WTH AGAIN!?)
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,(Real version)
Flying high,(clean version)
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.
Oh how depressing that song is...
Hey people of the universe
S'up!
Hi Darkane...
My life is brilliant, (LIE)
My love is pure, (WHAT LOVE!?)
I saw an angel,
Of that I'm sure, (WTH?)
She smiled me on the subway. (WTH AGAIN!?)
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,(Real version)
Flying high,(clean version)
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.
Oh how depressing that song is...
Hi Mary!
Hey Mary, thanks for the advice on the saxophone and stuff.
KALLISTA BE NORMAL!
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?
What are you talking about?
I'm going to kill you Kallista.
Mary... be mary, Kallista... be Kallista...
What!?
What did I do!?
*Runs and hides in a corner*
Ok, test, if one of you is Mary answer this question. What instrument did you say was like the saxophone that you learned by ear.
I think Dragona's crazy...
Nice test :D
*walks back in and mind explodes*
And Kallista... what car did I say I was going to drive to kill myself?
...Not a clue...
*Thinks really hard and brain explodes*
I don't know which instrument...the car...
Yes they are Mary, and yes I did check.
LOLOLOLOLOL!
Kallista with Mary's picture... you're the real Kallista I know that :D Checked your profile...
And Mary with Kallista's picture... you're Mary... I figured it out :D
NICOLETTE!
Hello!
I'm Kallista!
So now I've figured it out... change it back :D
...*Mumbles*...
Silly boy....
No you're not Mary... Kallista is Kallista and Mary is Mary...
Hello Kallista , Mary
urm I don;t know whuch is which but I know both said hi so ... *mind explodes again*
Brb, fixing an engine and making hot chocolate.
There is only one person who lives in Michigan and a dot under favourite films...
*Frantically looks for Dragona's magical yorkshire pudding*
"I'll save you!"
No Mary... my Yorkshire pudding...
I'm Kallista!
I know... you can't fool me for long if at all... Kallista is Kallista but with Mary's picture, and Mary is Mary with Kallista's picture...
Mary your Mary!
*laughs*
One Canadian... Ontario : Canada to be precise... and one Michigan person... Kallista, Mary, you cannot fool me how ever hard you try...
*Starts crying*
You just hate me that's it. You think I'm someone else.
Ah the fun of annoying Dragona.
Kallista is Mary
Mary is Kallista ...
sorry Kallista but you can;t talk as sophisticatadely as Mary
Um Kallista that's a bit pointless trying to confuse me... I have both your profiles up on my tabs...
Kallista your favourite film is .
Mary, one of your favourite films is FF7-Advent Children... you have watched it about 100 times...
Stalker!
*shakes head slowly*
It is useless trying to confuse me...
*sighs* I;m leaving I'm getting a headache from all this confuzzlement
Hehe, let them have their fun Dragona.
I am not a stalker... I know which one of you is which though :D
Awwww...
Bye Nicolette!
Hope to see you later!
Mary lives in Canada, Kallista lives in Michigan.
Okay Mary!
Kallista, can you please write part 8 of your fan fic?
Sure.
In fact I'll write both 8 and 9.
You two are dommented...
If Kallista publishes tonight I will come back ..
Mary you speak nothing like Kallista...
Kallista, you don't speak as poshly as Mary...
You two are fails!
They're going to change back now...
FAILS!
I think....... Í √µí˜˚≥≥≥≥≥≥≥
FAILS I SAY!
Hey Kallista.... is Mary coming on?
I'm posh?!
Hey Mary, thanks for all the advice on the saxophone and stuff.
I know :D
LOL!!!!!
I'm watching the suicide scence in Romeo and Juliet and I'm in stitches after wondering what it would be like if Juliet woke to see Romeo dead and went
"eh oh well plenty more fish in the sea" and walked off
LOL!
You're quite welcome.
If you need help with anything else...if I can help than I'd be glad too.
She's not posh, she's just awesome at English and she knows how to speak properly, unlike me.
*sneezes*
WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE A COLD!?
sdfa
2700th yey!
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