Hello children.
February already, is it? Dear lord, where does the time go?
Into the void, that's where. Into the void with all the PLANS we make and the PROMISES and the GOOD INTENTIONS and the LIES... Ahem.
I'm busy. I'm working away. On what? Different things. Some will see the light of day. Some will not. That's what happens. I've pretty much started the third and final Demon Road book, which is good, since my deadline is HILARIOUSLY close and I have an awful lot of work to do. But there are so many distractions! So many different projects to work on!
But I must focus. I must.
So, right now, my publishers are busy nailing down UK and Ireland tour dates for Desolation. First thing I have to tell you is that the release date has been changed, pushing it back a week to April 7th. Not that much of a big deal, and there are a load of external factors involved in the decision. It was explained to me but I zoned out. It's something to do with... something. Anyway, whatever, it's out on the 7th, although it will be available to buy a few days earlier at certain locations on my tour.
So, roughly, from April 3rd to the 7th, I'll be in Oxford, Manchester (don't know if it'll be available to buy early here, will check), Liverpool, Birmingham and London. Irish dates include Dublin and Kilkenny so far, from the 8th to the 10th.
As soon as these things become solid, I'll post them.
We're doing our best to have something cool happen in London, so keep your eyes peeled, ladies and germs. Awesomeness awaits. And possibly nightmares. Which is awesome in itself.
Monday, February 15, 2016
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How are you Noelle?)
I me. And I don't think that, as me, and as knowing the blog ATM, it would be wise to answer with anything other than "me"
(*nods* okay
*looks at the time* it's early, but I think I'll be off to bed now so I can work off the rest of this cold
Nos da peeps ^.^)
@keiron(go for it. seems like an interesting idea)
I thought the same thing at first too, Noelle XD
(well, this is fun.)
(bye)
*oh god*
*so much pain*
*is in a fetal position* *ow*
*hugs gently, and strokes* I'm sorry you're in so much pain...
*Loves Niccolò, and softly curls her body against his* *Is hurt*
*cuddles gently* I'm sorry you're hurt.
<3
*Likes his cuddles* *hands him a little kiss for him to hold* *Its itty bitty, but cute, and his*
*loves fabu*
Thank you. *keeps and adores the little kiss*
*Snuggles a bit into his lap* *Hides her head in his ahoulder*
*cuddles her*
*That makes her happy* *Her fiancée* *Is also glad that he trusts her- it took her a lot of effort.* *It was hard to respect his boundaries* *But snuggles, now, and licks him softly*
*he's grateful that she spent the effort on him, and returns the lick*
(Hello
Happy Mother's Day!)
(*sighs*
*is bored without Jack*)
Check out Sp The After Years www.FanFicton.net Its a disgrace
*Lick* :p
*Just Snoogles Niccolò*
I'm at my interview ✌🏼️ Fingers crossed
:) Good luck
(Does anyone have any hints for memorizing two paragraphs and a half of French in one night?)
Well, I have the usual advice of "divide into bitesize chunks and know what all the words mean" . . .
Is it in the morning or the afternoon tomorrow?
pick out a few important bits. the real bones of the thing. it doesn't even have to be sentences, even if its just a group of words or a phrase. e.g if you're talking about a school uniform, you can remember the phrase "supprimer l'individualite". then, insert this into "la uniform sa supprime l'individulite" and, by extension, you can talk about "l'individualite c'est tres important pour moi..."
circumlocution and waffle. that's the thing. talk about the blindingly obvious. Dont forget you're allowed to talk slowly and with pauses, you don't need to rush., you can stretch out a small thing into a lot of BS.
(*flies in on a small plane *)
(there's an owl in the tree by my window. its been hooting for about three hours now. it was nice at first, but now I'm starting to get a little irritated.)
I wish you the best of luck, Noelle. You deserve it. *hugs gently*
(Thou should borrow my dog for three hours XD he doesn't stop yapping XD )
(I'm on the verge of opening the window and jumping into the tree after it.)
(We don't really get owls here... Mostly wood pigeons...
Owls are adorable!)
(adorable, but I'm starting to suspect they're also evil wee hooty things.)
(Hehe XD becarwfyl! They may be out to get you!
A group of owls is called a parliament)
(I'm not that good at improvising French.)
(I'm sorry but I'm off to revise
Bak!)
@jai(just take a deep breath, relax, and start out basic. is it writing or speaking?)
I'm shit at improvising French. XD Just try to memorise it as best you can :) and cut down paragraphs if necessary.
depending on the assessor, you might be able to score brownie points if you sound natural, rather than aim for technical perfection. Even if you screw up tenses and conjugation (god knows, I do) you can still pull through if you can sound like a francophone.
(Speaking.
I've mostly memorized my first two paragraphs.
I've memorized half of my third but that should answer that bullet point.
I'm fucked on my fourth and fifth.
You know what I don't care. French isn't worth the fuss. If I get a C I get a C, miss makes me resit and I maybe get better maybe not.)
(then dont bother with fourth and fifth. just do first two. Include the third if you think its worth it.)
(I've got to go. Good luck with the speaking. You'll be fine.)
Ugh I hate speaking assessments D: D: D: one of the worst experiences of my life.
:) A C is still a pass, too.
:) Good luck, either way.
(I'll do first second and what I remember of third. I've written down some prompts for fourth, vague ones but I know enough about umform to blag a bit of it, like veste and chemisier. Fifth is short so I can try.)
*nods*
(*returns from watching YouTube videos explaining almost everything to do with asexual/aromantic etc etc etc*
*nods*)
Ah dude I should have asked my question here. XD
(That's okay star.
I don't often post links to YouTube but I really do recommend watching this because its just.. I think it's amazing.
https://youtu.be/PI09_e0DarY )
(Don't let the title offput you.)
(My little brother says the weirdest things when he's asleep/half asleep.
He told me I was on a hospital ward once, and to wake up.
Today he just shouted please then mumbled something. When I asked him what he said he replied just plesse and mumbled again.
Then when mum came out of the bathroom he shouted mum and said he'd miss her.
I talked to him about two minutes later and he doesn't remember this.)
(Good luck with the speaking assessment, Jai.)
...
I'm just so done. I am, like, 95-99.99% done and I swear to christ
[offers hugs]
@Noelle: ?
-smirks, Shakes head and leaves-
(???)
... Hi. I'm probably going to be at least an hour late since the last comment, which could mean no one's on right now or just not talking, but hi anyway.
*leaves hugs*
*let's not forget the cookies and tea either*
Just wanted to pop up for a comment. Hope everyone's doing okay. Bye again.
Was that for me, Gemma?
(LAAAAVVVV!!!!!
Hello Noelle ^.^)
@Lav: :)
... I'll take that as a yes.
Alright.
(*hugs everyone gently*
*cuddles Lavy*)
[hugs Lav]
[cuddles Noelle]
[tackles Inky]
[fist bumps Star]
[gives Sil a handshake...?]
@Noelle: She didn't respond; she's probably not online. No way of knowing.
*fist bumps Lantern back after hugging Jai back :)*
(*is tackled * ah!!!!
Sorry but I must go, revision
Ciao ^.^)
(In fact, mum says if I want a bath to go now so I'm here for a bit ^.^)
( i've been extra nice to myself this birthday and I've still got 13 days to go.... spent £4140 pounds on myself )
(Wish I had that kind of money )
THE FUCK
HOW
*SHOCK*
(That's insane..)
Are you sure you didn't mean £41.40?
Dude. Spent all day satirically complaining about oppression with Cat.
It's FABULOUS.
We came home and started doing it on WhatsApp too
[07/03 18:17] Holly: ((Dude. You know at lunch today I was holding a few sheets of paper up to my face and my hand kept jerking and I was like "I think I've given my nose a papercut"? Well I just looked in the mirror and I have literally cut my nose. There's like blood.
Dude. This head jerking is injuring me! It's oppression!))
[07/03 18:18] Catherine: ((Omg Holly you should totally complain that's oppression.))
[07/03 18:19] Lizzie: ((Wtf))
[07/03 18:22] Holly: ((IT IS OPPRESSION! I'm having to deal with my head papercutting my nose! Are you having that issue? No! It's inequality! It's a fundament hierachal system set up to oppress me!
Why isn't the government giving me better support against this issue? I tell you why. It's because they support the oppressive system!
*feels victimised :(*))
[07/03 18:23] Holly: ((*mutters angrily about oppression*))
[07/03 18:24] Catherine: ((No it's all wrong. Oppression is wrong they should totally compensate you.))
[07/03 18:24] Holly: ((@Cat: Ikr! It's only fair that I should be compensated to make up for this issue!))
[07/03 18:25] Holly: ((But wait. Then I get compensation and you don't.))
[07/03 18:25] Holly: ((OPPRESSION!))
[07/03 18:25] Catherine: ((I can't believe they'd oppress me like that! I need compensation too!))
[07/03 18:25] Holly: ((Ikr! WE SHOULD ALL BE GIVEN FREE MONEY!))
[07/03 18:26] Catherine: ((But wait what if we don't want free money! That's oppression!))
[07/03 18:26] Holly: ((OMG!))
[07/03 18:27] Holly: ((There should be free money AVAILABLE to everyone))
[07/03 18:27] Lizzie: ((The hell is going on))
[07/03 18:27] Holly: ((@Lizzie: Oppression!))
[07/03 18:27] Catherine: ((But that means we'd get it at different times! That's oppression!))
[07/03 18:27] Holly: ((@Cat: Omg!
The money should only be made available at 9 am every day))
[07/03 18:28] Holly: ((But what if you want it at a different time?))
[07/03 18:28] Holly: ((OPPRESSION!))
[07/03 18:29] Holly: ((You know what. The phrase "omg", shortened from Oh My God, is oppressive. It only mentions God and not Allah or . . . or any of the others! But all religions should be acknowledged equally!
Oh my God/Allah/Buddha/others! Oppression!))
[07/03 18:30] Catherine: ((Crap maybe we should just not give out free money at all to avoid this oppression.))
[07/03 18:30] Catherine: ((Omg I'm so oppressive!))
[07/03 18:30] Holly: ((@Cat; But what if you want money? Oppression!))
[07/03 18:30] Holly: ((We shouldn't infringe upon people's right to have free money for no reason!
[07/03 18:31] Holly: ((@Cat: DO NOT USE THAT HARMFUL AND DISCRIMINATIVE ABBREVIATION
[07/03 18:31] Holly: ((YOU OPPRESSOR))
[07/03 18:33] Catherine: ((You're oppressing me by not allowing me to oppress! Oppression!))
[07/03 18:33] Lizzie: (Ndjsjaoebakwbqkwb. Stop fighting I'm scared))
[07/03 18:34] Catherine: ((She's oppressing me!))
[07/03 18:34] Holly: ((Oh no! *looks shocked* oh cat I so much apologise for oppressing you
@Lizzie: Do not oppress us by infringing upon our right to complain about oppression!
[07/03 18:34] Lizzie: ((Your oppressing fandoming!))
[07/03 18:34] Catherine: ((Holly don't force your apology upon me it's so oppressive!))
Dude. Dying of laughter.
*sighs and goes to watch tv*
I'm just fairly convinced. I don't think she likes me, and I just want to know.
@Noelle: *nods* Fairy nuff.
It wouldn't um. Be unusual if she didn't come online again for a while though. So.
Noelle, how is you?
And star, how is you?
That's possible.
But I mean, I just want to know whether or not my being upset is sound
hey ed
To be 100% honest, brutally, I'm probably in the deepest rut since August. Which feels awful.
Great stuff..
Ah...I know it's not much but you are one of the kindest people, you welcomed me here and made me feel like a part of this place, thank you
Sorry, I probably phrased that really badly, I'm not the best at wording things
I just mean, thank you
Anyone?
(*mutters many obscenities about my friend*)
Hey jai, how's you?
(Pissed to high heaven. You?)
What's up?
*hugs Noelle*
I'm sorry :(((
I'm sorry, Ed. Thank you. I'm just finishing class now.
I see....
I don't... Understand... I'm sorry
Sorry if I vanish
Don't apologise Noelle, just know, you are amazing
(It's fine..)
I'm sorry I can't help jai..
Chloe?....
I'm sorry, I better go
Bye all...
(Or not since they're going to the Adele concert.)
(Bye ed.
Sorry Chloe, hi Chloe. How are you?)
(May I just say, how amazing Jack is
He is so selfless, helping those who need it despite his own stress
He always has time to help others
He deserves so much love and happiness)
Not specifically you, Noelle. Mostly me. I just can't say what i want on this blog anymore without deleting it or being judged. I've been on every day. I saw your comment this afternoon. I've just had a lot to do. I should be studying but i can't be fucked. I just want to wing it.
Which is exactly why i smirked and nodded.
*looks confused*
*frowns*
*rereads*
*works out the only reason I'm having issues is because I'm so tired and not because of Gemma*
*Sorry*
*mostly gets it now*
*sorry probably sleep XD you know you need to sleep when you're struggling to understand sentences . . .*
^should
(You also know you should sleep when you type "sorry" instead of "should" XD)
Got a new Chapter up. If anyone wants to continue reading my fanfic. I'll post a lot more soon to try and catch up.
(oh btw I did not mean £41,40 I meant £4140.00 :P :D I got a car + insurance + a new ds games and power drill and new wheels for the car )
@Keiron: HOW DID YOU ACQUIRE THIS MONEY
DID YOU ROB A BANK
(not just one several ! :P
hehehe no I got a student loan and it got backdated to the beginning of the year)
oh okay
The funeral's over now
*hugs Noelle*
(They cancelled my bloody driving test which was supposed to be TOMoRROW)
it'll give you more time to prepare, Chloe?
(I think I'm as prepared as I can be... I just wanted out of the way)
(I have nothing to do.
I'm so bored.)
(I have to revise later -_-)
@Jai: Revise? Read a book? Write a book? Draw? Complain about oppression?
It hurt so much to see Fiona... She was crying so hard.
... As an all-girls school, many senior events are mother-daughter events..
And Fiona can't have that now
They are really proud of their Irish heritage, too. Fiona irish dances.
They were playing bagpipes... That didn't help.
@Noelle: :/ . . . *looks sympathetic* :( :(
(I'm sorry Noelle...)
(@Gem Winging it won't work...
*falls asleep*)
(There was a rocky horror dress up thing in Swansea last night
My cousin won the best costume.., so did her boyfriend)
Agents of SHIELD was on last night.
That was sooo good I hope the Brits got to see it.
*Is Noelle day* *Noelle is seventeen*
Happy Birthday.
And just so you know, those 3 deleted comments were not mine -nods- I'm feeling a little better.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOELLE!!!!!!!!!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎈🎈🎈🎈🎉🎁🎁🎁🎊🎊🎀🎉🎁🎈🎈
(PENBLWYDD HAPUS NOELLE)
Happy Birthday, Noelle. *cuddles*
*pops up again*
Happy birthday, Noelle.
*offers hugs and cake*
*if you don't like cake, there's always ice cream, cookies, brownies, or any other sweet you like*
Ahem. It's already 1 in the morning for me, so... Catch you guys when I can? *leaves hugs for everyone* Hope everyone's having/had a good day.
(*glomps lavvy*)
(*hugs Lavy back*
Happy birthday Noelle!!!)
@Noelle: Happy birthday! :) :)
🎂🎊🎉🎁
(*is rapidly growing angry with technology*
*all I want to do is watch ouat season 2!*
*my laptop won't play the DVD*
*my PlayStation won't play the DVD*
*my tv won't play the DVD*
*neither or my DVD players will play the DVD*)
Grr! That sucks. -_- -_-
What I do in these moments is start hitting my technology, but I wouldn't recommend that course of action.
(IT WORKED ON MY BROTHERS PS3 WHY ISN'T IT WORKING IN A DEVICE ACTUALLY DESIGNED TO PLAY THE DISC?!?!)
( happy birthday ....
well my aunt's partner went down to liverpool for a funeral .... she's tried to kill herself again.... and the next 48 hours are critical but it doesn't look good.... and she took her 7yo daughter down with her (the partner not my aunt they're lesbians case you like huh )
..... so now the 7 yo might have to watch her mum die because she's being stupid again....
and this is 11 days before my birthday and 6 days from her other daughters birthday ...... )
Keiron...-hugs-
( -cuddles into Gemma.... - )
@Keiron: :o . . .
That sucks . . .
:(
I hate how they parent the girls. So much...
(I'm sorry K)
( -hates some of how they do it-
*would parent completely differently, Gem knows that .... we think the same * )
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