On August 26th, just twelve short days away, we will be kicking off the tour with a NEW, special event in Waterstones in Hampstead. Apart from the fact that you'll be able to snag a copy of Demon Road a day ahead of its release (you'll even be able to snag one of the limited Platinum editions), and for a full TWO POUNDS off, we'll also have goodies to give out on the night, I'll be yammering on about writing or some such nonsense, and then I'll be signing whatever you want me to sign.
Reserve tickets in store or on www.waterstones.com/events.
This is IMPORTANT, and it applies to all of the signings and events — I will sign WHATEVER you bring. I don't care what the book is (so long as I've, y'know, actually written it) and I don't care how many are in your bag. If someone, at whatever signing you turn up to, tells you I'm only going to sign books you buy in their store, let me know and I'll sort it out. That rarely happens anymore, but some staff members are over-eager. Obviously time is sometimes an issue, so if the queue is long as I have to jet off to the next signing, we'll impose some limitations — but that's always a last resort.
Demon Road is coming...
Friday, August 14, 2015
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«Oldest ‹Older 4201 – 4400 of 4988 Newer› Newest»@Chloe: :P
@Fera: True. :)
I mean, I always have said and always will say that most artistic ability comes from practise, but like, when starting an a level one doesn't really have too much time to practise. And if you don't like it, then well . . . yeah. :P
And, cool, okay then. :) Sounds wise.
@Chloe: :)
chloe: nice :) I would be good at placing people in unwinnable situations, which is what's needed to catch criminals ^_^
star: Yeah well, i am more on the dancing side kinda artistic ^_^ And yeah i am not that keen on doing A-level photography :P
(I would go into criminology for definite but going fromcrime scene to crime scene... It shows how close to home it actually is
But it's still an option.
And with this extended psychology project I'm doing... I'll get lower entry requirmwnts for UNi)
@Fera: *nods*
Whereas I am less on the dancing side and more on the art side. :P
Yeah, don't do photography then. :)
Um, does your college offer dance a level?
@Chloe: :) :)
chloe: well, go for whatever you want to go for :) I am not giving up on physics. I wanna do that in uni ^_^
star: I am doing sixth form and naaaahhhh :p However i have joined a dance group called WDS here : https://www.facebook.com/wdsunitedkingdom?fref=ts
(There's also an element of stubbornness in my predicament
My parents for ages were like 'why don't you go into forensic psychology!'
And I've always been like 'nah mate'
But if I decide to do it now, I'll have to swallow my pride and it's difficult for me to do)
I am going to be the instructor for the free session that they're advertising on their page (latest post right now), i am in the AD video as well :P
chloe: Do whatever you want to :) Ignore pride if you can ^_^
@Fera: Aren't college adn sixth form the same thing . . . ?
I don't know whether to call my sixth form sixth form, college or school, really, beacuse it's sixth form but isn't that sorta college and it's also the same place as my school so um.
Okay. :) Cool. :)
My sixth form used to offer dance, but the dance teacher quit and they haven't found a replacement . . .
@Chloe: :/ *hugs*
(May disappear
Will be talking to jack on phone)
@Chloe: :)
(*hugs star*
I was thinking of joining a dance society if there's one in whatever UNi I go to
Or maybe an anime one)
star: kinda, except that college tends to offer more of the situational courses, rather than uni ones...of course in cases like chloe, people who are doing A-levels in college, it's practically the same :p
I'm doing Digital Arts and Entertainment, basically animations and video games.
Did aquila say anything about not being on today? ^_^
oh krieg! Do u know why aquila hasn't been on? :)
(Hey kreig!
*poofs*)
@Fera: Oh
what
no
because Wyke College offers a levels just like my sixth form
ugh
I give up. XD
@Kas: Cool. :) :)
star: huh. Weird :D also you've gotta pay for college, don't you? ^_^
Hey guys :)
hey flora ^_^
@Fera: Uh . . . not as far as I'm aware?
You haev to pay for uni.
Hey Flora. :)
star: WHAT...do u live in the same country? XD
@fera just scroll up she said where she was there somewhere
@Fera: I live in Britain and as far as I'm aware one doesn't have to pay for college or sixth form, but one does have to pay for uni!
star: Hmmm....here, many college courses require money... weird ^_^
@Fera: O_o
Let me go ask Lizzie and Cat.
Oh yeah, hey Sven. :)
I have returned. ^^
Olla, Star
Dead WO-man walking...
Hey Aquila. :)
So I asked Lizzie, who actually GOES to college (Bishop Burton College, to be precise) and she said
[9/14/2015, 20:38] Lizzie: ((I don't think so. But I payed £70 at bishop but I think that's for other stuff))
Sven, I'm not dead... yet. ;P
star: ok, you live in a better part of the UK then :D
hey aquila ^_^
@Fera: Haha I live in Hull what you talking about :P
Actually I live on the outskirts of Hull in a really posh village with tons of big houses with like electric gates to stop people getting into them
but never mind that XD
star: Right :D I live in a poor version of that, but better than what i had in hungary :p
I'm just living in a normal part of town? Some houses are owned by one family, some by two or three. -shrugs-
@Fera: :P For the record, I live in what I think is a normal-sized house without a posh electric gate.
We don't even have a gate. :P We're semi-detached.
The houses here are pretty expensive though because we're in the catchment area for an Outstanding primary school.
star: I see :P ^_^ *hugs*
(*hugs the Sophi and sighs quietly..*
*goes back to sleep*)
*hugs Jai*
still mad at me? ^_^
Maybe she stepped on a lego...
don't even say such a cruel thing! :O :p
I once stepped into one of those pins to put paper on the wall. It went all the way into my heel. ... there's worse things than lego. >.>
(guess whos back back back
back again gain gain!)
Poor aqui! *hugs* ^_^
Hrmmm... I guess it might be you, Inky?
-hugs Fera back-
(*gives up on sleep*
*flops against Chloe and asks if she would like to rp*)
(that is correct, Aq
I would love to Jai, if you are well enough to do so)
Mark: *smiles at how useful and nice Clocky is*
*looks down at his pancakes*
*remembers the last time Eira cooked pancakes for him..*
*rubs the back of his head, appetite having died, looking slightly nauseated*
Clocky: are you okay mark?
Mark: Yeah just.. not hungry.. I'm gonna go get ready or something!
*gets up quickly*
Clocky: mark! calm down... what is it?
Mark: Nothing. Just need the bathroom. Sorry Eira, must've been the sandwich I ate or something..
*flees, bumping into the door frame on his way to the bathroom*
Eira: its... okay
clocky: mark! *follows him to the bathroom* please... something is wrong...
@Aquila: Haha, once Lizzie jumped on a cocktail stick adn it went like an inch through her foot and she had to go to hospital. :)
Then there's the other time she stood on some glass and it went reeeeeeally deep into her foot, adn she tried everything adn couldn't get it out, so after a day or two idk she got a knife and started carving part of her foot apart to try adn reach the glass. She was just like sweearing to us on WhatsApp. O_O And then she got some out, but she still insisted she hadn't got it all out, so she had to like cut into her foot deeper the next day.
And then she said that there was still glass it in, but we said there couldn't be, so she walked around for abotu two weeks after she'd first got it in before saying "right y'know what" and got her knife out and cut into her foot again and got the remaining glass out.
And her skin had all healed over it by that point. D:
She got it all out that time, too. :)
@Fera: Eh. My anger isn't long-lasting, so technically, no. If it could be, I would be.
Mark: *locks himself inside*
It's fine Clocky. The monster sandwich must've.. uh.. been out of date.
*splashes water on his face in the sink, focusing on breathing*
Lizzie also once got one of those pins in her back . . .
clocky: I know you're lying mark...please, you know you can tell me anything
Sorry for disappearing earlier.
School was... I didn't like it. Didn't like the teacher, either. It felt off.
I don't want to talk about it right now, though. Maybe once I get through the week.
I'm going to read fanfiction/be here for some time, then head to sleep.
*hugs everybody*
(Lizzie is clumsy..
*hugs kas back*)
Mark: *rests his head against the mirror, glaring at his reflection*
Just.. remembering another time when I had pancakes..
@Kas: :( :( *hugs*
It's likely it'll get better once you get used to it, but . . . yeah. :/ Hope it goes okay for you.
It just feels really off. It's scaring me.
Gah, sorry. No more of that.
How are you, guys? How was your day?
Star... you just made Lizzie sound really, really... sorry, but... stupid.
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND would rather operate on themselves with a most likely nothing like sterile knife instead of just calling a frickin ambulance? 0o
(*huggles kassy*)
clocky: oh...?
(@Kassy how are YOU?)
Mark: Yeah..
-hugs Kas back-
-is still not over the idea of someone being so. damn. grrr... -
Clocky: *sits by the door* can you tell me what happened?
(*dances to all that jazz*
*realises people would be looking at her weirdly*
*stops*)
@Jai I asked first.
*would hug you guys irl if I could*
(I would hug you too kassy... )
Mark: I tried to be nice and apologize. I got a frying pan smashed into my skull.
(@kas and I asked second.)
Bop it.
Twist it.
Flick it.
Pull it.
Bop it.
Bop it.
Flick it.
Pull it.
Bop it.
Pull it.
Twist it.
Bop it.
Seriously, how are you, guys? Was school/college okay? Anything interesting happen?
Clocky: ah... I see
(I LOVED THAT GAME!)
(I learned the symptoms on schizophrenia in psychology
so if it is inherited I have the list of what to look out for )
@Jai and I answered, I think... just scared more than anything. Scared of messing up, of a hundred little things, really. This isn't a normal feeling for me.
@Dragona Never played it. I had a depraved childhood, I know.
@Aquila: Lizzie doesn't go to A&E any more. She used to go to A&E whenever she needed to go to A&E, and went there so frequently she got on first-name terms with the staff, btu now she doesn't bother.
When hee brother hit her in her bad shoulder and it went at a funny angle, she said she told her mum that she was worried about it, and her mum was just like "ugh" because she couldn't be bothered to take her to A&E, so I think that that could be somethign to do with it as well.
(Also, that knife would ahave been perfectly clean. Lizzie is a first-aider and she takes good care of her knives).
Idk, I just think that if you're that used to getting damaged and if the medical health professionals are usually rubbish and don't do much to help you (have two stories abotu that), then I guess going to hospital just starts to seem a bit pointless.
Nevertheless, I always nag her to go to see a medical professional, but she never does. She just tells me I worry too much.
@Chloe I see...
I learned that new streets leak oily stuff and that's why they seem to stay wet longer, after rain.
Also, Dragona, if I wouldn't know that's a game, and that you're the least likely guy for it I know, I'd tell you I don't wanna know how you play with little you. :P
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9hERz69a6Y&index=147&list=FLMvKph9NngI1bjqPBlkSHoA&shuffle=61
I wuvs this song!)
(I got hit in the face by a football but yeah, good day.)
Mark: Yeah..
*hugs Kas* It's okay. :) Seriously. It probably will get better. :)
*answers question* I'm good, thanks - roleplaying yonder. :) College/sixth form/school/whateveryoucallit was pretty okay, today. I'm getting used to it. :)
:) Hey Dragona. :) *hugs*
Clocky: I'm sorry for pushing you for an answer *sighs* anyways, are you feeling okay now?
@Johanna Cool. *nods*
@Jamie Not cool. *nodsnods*
*hugs them both warmly*
Well, one of my friends is chronically clumsy, too. To the point she regularily slips in her own hallway. And hell yes does she have to go to the doctor nearly once a month. BUT she still goes.
If your doctors suck, you just have to find new ones. But. Like. She should know to never pull glass out of a wound just like that, if she ever had a first aid course. Mine has been years back, and I STILL know that. -still frowning-
And perfectly clean is a bit difficult in a household environment, though I guess if she boils it and then keeps it in wodka, it might get close.
-hugs Kas back-
Sorry Star, I'm just... worried about someone I don't even know. Heh.
... gonna stop now. ^^
(I used to be very accident prone
I almost took the top of my finger clean off when I was eight
they took me into the operating theatre kicking and screaming XD)
*hugs Starfish back* :)
Bop it used to be so cool.
(mum got rid of my bop it *frowns*)
(..my cat just growled at me for no reason..)
Mark: I'll be fine..
(*growls at cat*)
clocky: shall we go back...?
*growls at dinosaur*
(..she's ASLEEP..
Is she growling in her sleep??)
Mark: just.. give me five minutes..
(my dad tried to nick my chips and curry sauce when I went to the footie the other week
I growled at him
out loud
in public)
(kitty dreams?)
Clocky: okay... I will wait here for you
...
@Star check your email
@Aquila: *shrugs* Her family is obsessed with weapons. I think they know how to take care of said weapons. And like I said, first aider.
Eh, if you don't cuont the nearest hospital, you probably have to travel at least an hour to find another one, and I'm not sure anyone can be bothered to do /that/.
She just thought that if she didn't get it out it'd be in there forever. *shrugs*
Yeah. I get pretty worried about my friends sometimes. :P
(Lizzie has a lot of accidents and a mystery rash, Catherine has joint issues and mental issues).
I've just sort of accepted that Lizzie will usually be fine, though. Desensitization . . .
@Dragona: Ikr. :P
@Chloe: XD
(Maybe kitty dreams.. weird kitty..)
Mark: No, you go eat. I'll be ruvhr there.
( *watches*)
@Jai: :P
(whaaaat? I am very aggressive when my food is at stake)
Clocky: okay then... *reluctantly leaves*
(I think its time for me to sleep
nos da my wonderful peeps!)
( Nos Da)
Well, I'm damn glad we nagged our friend till she saw a doctor.
She had a stomach ache for years, sometimes more, sometimes less.
It turns out she's VERY gluten-intolerant.
What does that mean? She was heavily risking cancer. For years. Plus in pain all the time when it wasn't necessary.
... -shrugs-
... not a fan of waiting things out. Like, if it's a scratch or a bruise or maybe even something like a twisted limb or so, and gets better day by day, alright. But... to me proper cuts and open wounds are where 'time is a healer' ends. -shrugs-
Hello, Keiron.
Good night, Chloe.
Night Inky!
( Heyy Kas :P )
I still remember her. Dannielle. I saw her in a dream once, before she left... I miss her.
*curls up*
We said we'd be there for each other.
-gives Kas a teddy to cuddle-
*curls up against the teddy*
( she could come bacck... .)
She could...
( I hope she does... but she thinks she's just hurting you anyway... at least that's what she said last time? :/ *hugs* )
I love nutri-grain bars atm and idk why. 0o
... it's promises like that that make you so happy when they're spoken, and hurt so much when they're broken...
Last comment before bed -
@Kas: :( :( :( *hugs . . .*
@Aquila: Yeah. I'm the type of person who gets really overly paranoid adn thinks they have cancer once every few years or whatever.
Wounds heal, though. Even proper ones.
And if you go to hospital, they could just be like "oh, w edon't know how to fix you, so um, we're gonna take your medication off you and good luck with life" like they were when Lizzie had her mystery rash. -_-
@Dragona: :) I get random likings for stuff sometimes. *shrugs*
I haven't actually thought that I've had cancer yet this year.
Huh.
:)
See, I'm getting better.
Sleep well, Star. :)
(Goodnight)
Night, Star!
@Dragona Enjoy your N7 military ration packs! :)
Has anybody ever bought a loot crate? They're doing a limited run of Mass Effect and Fallout ones this year...
Night Starfish! *huggles*
Kas oh gosh if they had nutri-grain bars as military ration packs and y'know they actually existed I'd totally sign up XD
Then again I'd probably sign up for most things that gave me free nutri-grain bars. :)
(*pokes draggie* *glances at Soph's email..*)
I'm watching a really really really creepy film about a serial killer.
Ever bought a loot crate? I've heard a lot of bad things about them, but these ones might be better...
(hey jai...
i've wanted loot crate but I don't have that kind of money )
( I don't see whats bad you pay £15 ish for something that has £35 worth of stuff )
That's only if you're a famous streamer.
( everyone gets the same thing each month ... with a little difference in the mugs or something.. i've seen a 50 sub channel open the same box as a 1mill chanel)
... question. 'Worth 35' or 'you have to pay 35 to get the same stuff'? Cause there's a difference... and I doubt it's first case, cause who gives away money?
( every case is £15 ish I think I can't remember and every case has roughly £35 worth of geeky things such as pop figures, tshirts ect ect )
(... it's only worth that if you'd get the same money selling it... ... like with gold or so... .... ah, oh well. ^^)
This is my new video btw if anyone wants to watch ^_^
Some day, I'll make you lot teach me how to do the linking and, if you know, how to do cursive and fat text and I'll happily expand my ways of expressing myself.
I'm not a huge Fallout fan but a box filled with Mass Effect stuff? Heck yeah!
Still, just look at this. Worst loot crate I've seen: https://youtu.be/97PlypCTMEA
( do you want to know now aq? )
@Johanna
Just put words between them to get bold. Put i to get italics.
Oh. Nvm.
( that looks like everyone's fantasy box... the villains and heroes 2 boxes were good)
Your text here.
Put this on one line for bold text. Substitute the b for i to get italics.
*gives up on explaining*
I only had four hours sleep, I can't do this.
Heh.
Next up:
Some day I'll get you lot to tell me the meaning of life.
-wonders if responses are always so swift and helpful. ;) )
"<.b.> insert text <.b.>" without the dots
To end.
Probably not to that question :P
< i >Italics like this minus the spaces< / i >
< b >Bold like this minus the spaces< / b >
Test
Test
But I end it with <./b.>
(No dots)
Thanks Fabi, just figured it out, too. :)
Also thanks Kas and Fera, who helped me put one and one together. ^^
Dragona... no slash?
New-U station, anyone?
"Next time someone tells you that life is meaningless without death, Hyperion suggests killing them."
( < a href= url here> name for link in blue < / a > )
How to make links
Works, yay! ^^
You really don't have to follow that link. >.>
( :D :P
they're quite addictive )
@Johanna :)
Did nobody play Borderlands 2? That game was awesome!
I'm going to keep quoting the New-U stations.
"The Hyperion corporation wishes to clarify that the bright light you saw after death was our digistruct technology, and not a higher power. Not higher than Hyperion, anyway."
(nope didn't play )
"Hyperion suggests that you rejoice in your temporary death! A victory achieved without suffering is no victory at all!"
Hyperion ugh
( * nods to kas in un-understanding)
This is too painful to watch.
@Dragona Check out Jumpinproductions for all your ME3MP class builds + trilogy playthrough. (Sadly, a lot of his ME3MP videos got taken down. He had a ridiculous Cerberus Gold playthrough that looked like a world record)
(Plus I'm in one of his videos. But I promoted my best character so I sucked all game. Only promotion I actually regret, I had such a good build and all :/)
Why do I insist on promoting characters as soon as they hit level 20? :/
Anyways, good night!
I need no assistance. :) I'm already a pro (joke) XD If I can play a class I know how to spec it. If I can't, no amount of respeccimg will help. :)
Night Kas! ^^
goodnight kas ^_^
Night Kas! Maybe it's because you don't want a low N7 rank?
Oh yeah quick warning - the Origin sale has brought a whole knew species of people to Mass Effect. Gone are the days of reliable Gold games. Games where you can count on your teammates to be at your side. Those exist no longer. *dramatic voice* *pauses for more drama* The new species has risen up. I have seen Adepts using gear to boost tech damage and people using SMGs having gear to improve sniper damage. I have seen Batarian Vanguards (a pair of them) getting sync killed by Banshees 6 waves in a row because they kept using biotic charge on them - and they never learned.
These are the new rules.
1. NEVER start a game unless there is someone who has an N7 rank of at least 200.
2. NEVER start a game with people using common and uncommon weapons on level I (Gold this is).
Or y'know you could play with them against Collectors and use lash to get 'em with possessed abominations or idk lock them in a reactor. They need to be discouraged. There are new people and then there are idiots. They're literally all idiots flooding all the servers XD I'd recommend getting a banner to give yourself some distinction so people won't mistake you for an idiot. :) Not that you play like an idiot but your N7 rank and CP are fairly low. Seriously they are all so stupid. They don't make new people mistakes they make stupid mistakes and then they think they're ready for gold XD
I like cookies.
Maybe cookies are the meaning of life.
... meeeh, or maybe not.
-ponders-
Me and legion agree with aquila cookies are love, cookies are life
(legion as in all my oc's)
Cookies are to OCs what bread crumbs are to doves. -nods-
and ducks
I'm not sure I should attempt feeding OCs with ducks....
Aquila: 0.0
*Has secretly stolen all the worlds cookies*
Aquila: THIEF!
Swirl: Monster!
-both glare at Blake-
*Innocently noms a cookie*
Aquila: -glares-
Swirl: -twirls broom until she's holding a scythe. The right way round. Blade down-
*Raises an eyebrow at the scythe as he grabs another cookie*
You plan to fight me?
Boop. :P
gn.
Aquila: Return the cookies.
Swirl: We don't joke about cookies.
Me: Hi Lila! ... Blake stole the cookies!
i am not dedicating btw.
bye
Good night, Frank?
Heh, sorry. I made someone else get first on purpose. ^.^' Heyos.
Night Fera! ^^
I can give you more! Let me just...
Blake, did you take all my cookie plates too?
No. If I get a good fight out of this, you're gonna have to take them back by force.
*Holds his arms out to his sides and stands tall, causing his cloak to billow out behind him dramatically*
It's been way too long.
All the worlds cookies, Lav.
Aquila: ... I'm not good at fighting, but I will puppy eye you so hard...
Swirl: ... -tilts head- -watches a nice little thundercloud materialise over his head-
*sneaks the ded rights of Fera's not gonna*
I mean, I probably would have gotten it if I wanted to and he's not dedding so...
I dedicate to cookies and tea and the Mad Hatter. :P
Lav: *turns to Scarlet* Think we can face him?
Scar: We could, but it won't be easy...
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