As a treat, and to help you pass the time until I announce the title of the new book, the kindly folks at Harper Collins have come up with something that thrills me to the very core — a throwback to my childhood love of video arcades and all things Space Invaders...
http://www.skulduggerypleasant.co.uk/game/
Unbelievably awesome...
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(*hugs Danni* bye :)
*makes a face at the taste of bonjela*
*sighs happily when the pain stops*)
@jai: so, what kind of magic are you practicing? *grims*
@savannah: who are you, where do you come from? *smiles and looks directly at your lips*
(I am back.)
Liliana: No, Onwa. It is not. What he did to you...
Claire: I'll wake you if I have nightmares.
Lily: *she finishes her food, smiling* Shall I take the plates downstairs?
(*pluments into blogland like a meteor and creates a massive crater*
*Crawls out of the crater*
N-new person?!)
(Awww poop. I hate dedicating..
I dedicate to Sophia (Second name omitted) Keating. Because she's brilliant. And I love her.
And also to Gemma. Love you gemmy!
@Fera I practice the magic of getting through life despite its.. *eyes him* obsticals.)
@Danni: :( Fours!
Hi, Sophia. :)
@liliana: welcome back :)
(*laughs and smiles* great timing you two!)
Onwa: Is in the past.
You do that. Now shh! Sleep!
Manuel: I can take them.
*stands, taking the plates and glasses*
(Bye, Danni!
Hey, Gemmy!)
*sighs*
Fine!
*lets go of Silente and takes a few steps back*
(I still have the Frozen senses Jai! I came when you called!
*cuddles her so tightly she might break her spine, grinning*
I love you sis!)
()
*rubs her neck, glaring at Tanya*
(Hear hear.)
@jai: so that's how we're gonna be, huh? *puts on an unnaturally wide smile* *looks at your shoulder and grabs the spider that i saw a second ago* you know, in some ways...i've always admired the torment *smiles*
(*Tacklehugs Kassy*
Hey bro!
*grins and snuggles him just as tightly*)
(*laughs and cuddles her tightly back*
Frozen senses ROCK!)
*glares at Silente*
*Rolls his eyes at the oblivious newbie and goes to sit in a dark little corner*
(*shudders because SPIDER*
Mhmm.)
()
*glares back*
(...I don't think I put the bonjela in the right spot.. damn.)
(*Does a cartwheel and lands in front of Fera*
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
*Has a very bubbly nature although Star is the bubble*
*Waves frantically*)
(*is hugged* Hey, Gem.)
(*watches gemmy*
*smiles quietly*)
(Hello all)
(Hey Jacko!!! *laughs* my my its getting crowded!)
*Runs over to Blake and pats his head*
Hey grumpy gills!
Why the long face?
*is still grinning*
@jai: *lets spider on its own path* you know *takes a sip of tea* I've always liked to put milk in my tea, but...you just had to empty all the bottles so i can't get any, did you? -_-
(Hello, Jack.)
(*thinks a moment* how many hours of sleep are you meant to get? 7? 8?)
(Jackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! Hi! ^.^ *hugs*
This is the most people I've seen on Blogland for a long time :D
BUBBLES!)
(@Fera *hands him a bottle of milk* I'm more of a hot chocolate girl.)
(Hey Jai, sorry I vanished from the wedding, phone decided not to comment anymore, how are you?
Hello Kas and Gem, how be you two? )
*Fires a blast of darkness at the newbie*
Wait for it.
Hi Gemma!
Yes! I'm a bubble! And you are bubbl6! :P
Eight, Jai.
Oh, right. I need to leave to get to sleep, then. XD Fours!
(*Casually gets ignored by the newbie and goes to sit with Blake*
Maybe our dramatic entrances weren't grand enough?
*Looks at him and sulks*)
(@Jack that's fine :) and I'm okay. You?)
(Blake, long time no see, how are you?)
@sophia: hey there *puts on a menacing smile* you are rather the hyperactive type now, aren't you? *grins*
@jacko: hey jacko
(Bye Star bubble! *hugs*)
(8? Hmm.. I can make do with seven then.)
(I be good thanks)
(Good night, Star and Seirsha.)
(@Jack how's Chloe?)
Am i supposed to be the newbie? *chuckles*
(Hello Fera)
(*dies a little inside as fera said hi to everyone else but her and Blake*
*Still manages to glue a smile to her face*
Heh...)
(Shes good thanks Jai)
(*crushes gemmy in a hug*
Oi! Fera ya Twonk! Say hello to Gem/Aria!)
*Rolls her eyes and laughs at Blakey*
*Has also returned*
*I've got to walk down to the shrink then talk to her by myself, then walk home while mum comes back to pick me up*
*goes and curls up somewhere warm and sunny*
@jai: you are dead to me *blank stare* *chuckles* just kidding...but...the milk bottle...it's out of milk!
( x.x I-I'm fine Jack...)
(@Jack good :)
@Adam hey. And yes, I did. *nods and pokes*)
(I said hi gemma
Hello adam)
(Thank you, Jaimie. Why did you leave out my second name, out of curiosity?)
Liliana: The past influences the future. If it would not change who you are, I would remove your memories of the event; but I love you the way you are.
Claire: Night.
Bethany: I wonder how much she heard...
Lily: I would like to help around the house.
(Sorry Gemma, I thought you meant me when you said... I'm an idiot at times)
(*Grunts in agreement and waves at Jack*)
(@Danni hi/bye?
@Fera oh well. I'm sure you can do without milk for one time. NOW TALK TO GEMMA!)
(Hey Adam! *cuddles*)
*hugs Danni*
*proceeds to curl up in a corner*
(*waves at John*)
@gem: oh sorry, where are my manner? Hey there ;) *smiles, and tries to make oyu feel better*
@blake: hi there.
@fletcher: hello there :)
(@Soph many people don't like their middle names..)
Onwa: *smiles*
Events.
Mmm.. probably all of it.
*blushes*
Manuel: It is fine, you are my guest.
(He said hi to us Blake! :D
*hugs the new guy*
Hi! ^.^ I'm Gemma, nice to meet you and welcome to blogland!
Thanks sis! *hugs tightly again*
*Tacklehugs Kris* No corners for you!)
(Hello Soph and Rose too)
Kas...
*hugs back gently*
@jai: I see you blushing over there :p
(Jack you're in no way an idiot D: you probably just read it wrong? sorry if you took it that way ^.^ I know you said hi *hugs again*)
*drags Kas into the warm and sunny spot, snuggling happily*
Hey...
(Hey everyone *waves*)
@gem: oh come on, new guy? ;-;
(Sowwy Kassy.
*Sits and cuddles him*
*Plays with his hair*
You ok, Oni-san?)
(*hugs gem* sorry, my fault. I confuse myself at times)
(*hugs gem tightly back, laughing*
@Fera blushing? Psh. I don't blush unless attention is brought to me. Or if I get complimented..)
(*Grins at Fera* What? I've known everyone else for months.
*Pokes*
You'll be known as "the new guy" for today only, since you've gotten quite the welcome ^.^)
(*pokes Adam in da eye*)
(Hey Danni! *waves back* ^.^
That's fine Jack :) it was a mistake.
*ruffles Jaimie's hair* My little sister. Aww look how cute you are!
^.^)
*New guy will be new guy until there is a newer guy*
(*quietly hums 'human, smiling, especially at the 'just a little human part'*)
(Well said John)
(*scowls*
*fixes hair*
I am so not cute Gemma!)
(Sorry, would you rather me call you Blake?)
@gem: well...I am Fera Topek, so yeah :p I did get the welcome? what do you mean? *glares*
@jai: so...what about my comment about your eyes? ;_;
*pulls Danni and Gemmy into a hug*
I'm okay. Mostly. How are you both? :)
(*glares at Fera* That did nothing. I know my eyes are beautiful. *smirks*)
(I like that song too Jai! *hums it with her*
Mmm. Fair enough Blake, and that will take a long time probably... since hardly any new people come on.)
(Ow! *glares at Adam*
*TICKLES HIM*)
@jai: well, ok but still I was trying at least *smirks*
(*smiles, humming along with gemmy* I like 'Perfect' by pink thanks to Luci too :)
Still scared about something today, but I'm okay. I'm better, at least.
*growls softly at Gemma and snuggles closer against Kas*
(Poofed!
Getting a little personal are we Fera? *smirks*
Got to go!)
Liliana: ... I see.
Bethany: *her cheeks go red also* ... We should sleep?
Lily: Exactly. And I want to do things for you.
(@Fera trying, And failing *shrugs* Don't worry. You can't swing out if you were never up to bat.)
(I'm happy kassy ^.^ you should be too.
Jaimie, you're my adorable little sister.
Fera, I said that you've had quite the welcome, since most people around came on to say hi to you ^.^
*Punches Adam* Don't flick me! *pouts*)
(*Huggles Danni tightly*)
Onwa: *shakes head*
Anyway, it is over now.
Definitely.
*snuggles closer to her*
Manuel: *tilts head*
You.. don't have to do anything..
(Well, I be off now, night)
Danni, I'm scared too, but, well, in the words of... whatever his name is, "Shit happens. Life goes on."
In the end, it'll be okay. You'll make it through the day. We'll be here.
@savannah: well, i only get personal when i know people want me to *smirks* have a goodnight :)
@jai: why you so mean? *smirks* i mean, not like i was the one who blushed in the first five minutes of our meeting *smirks more*
(*Frowns and lets go of Kassy because Danni was growling at her*
*Sits in her crater looking at everyone*
Perfect is an amazing song, Jaimie.)
(*chuckles and releases Adam*
*shakes head at gemmy*
I am sooooooooo not adorable. I'm a doormat, remember? *raises an eyebrow*)
(Night Jack! *hugs*)
(Good night, Seirsha and Jack.)
@gem: well, i know, thanks guys by the way, BUT i am really bad with names, could you please help me out? *smiles* got a meeting in an hour with the council though! :)
(Bye Jack!
@Fera I'm not mean. I'm just.. hostile to cocky, overconfident and smug people who seem kinda annoying and presume themselves to be womanizers.
@gemmy it is.)
@jack: bye, goodnight :D
(*Huggles John back just as tight*
*Smiles and leans her head on Kas's shoulder*
It'll be okay, if I'm okay, you will be too.
(*Punches Adam in the nose*
You don't punch goddesses!
*frowns*
You are sooooooooooooooo adorable, Jai.
And that was Aria. This is her author speaking.)
@jai: woah woah woah, that sounded like you actually meant it..just so you know i am none of that :D back to my character: hmm, very well *smirks*
(@Gemmy nooooooooo. Not adorable AT ALL. Nuh. Nope. Nuh huh. I'm evil not adorable. *nods*)
Liliana: I am glad.
Bethany: *she looks at her, closing her eyes, curling up against her, holding her close*
Lily: But I'd like to? I know I am costing you money, and time... I would at least like to do some housework?
Okay, I've got to go feed the parrots and collect the chicken eggs and make sure all of them are happy and not dead...
So I'll be off for a few minutes while I do that.
@jai: hah..you tsundere *smirks*
(*nods at Fera* I certainly hope youre none of that.)
(I'm really good at names, Fera, so I can help you out ^.^
You are Jai!)
@lilith: *noses into the fight* woah, what' happening here? *grins*
(*Is tackled*
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
Get off of me! you're so heavy!
*Struggles underneath him*
*sigh* Danni is always so hostile towards me...I'm trying my best :(
Meh.)
I do hope they're alive.
(@Gemma no! I'm not! xD)
Onwa: Good.
*smiles*
*smiles, drifting off beside her*
Manuel: Nonsense. I can afford.
@jai: i just like to put on a character that is sassy AF as the first impression for people :p *smirks* but as you've notices, i do like to smirk a lot *smirks anyways* :D
*is distant*
(*shrugs* smirking is fine.)
@gem: would oyu be so kind as to help me with them please, if i ask you so nicely? :)
@jai: *taps shoulder* good :p
(I think I'm gonna grow tonight..)
(*frowns* *brushes dust from shoulder*)
(*Keeps hanging on to Danni and is therefore dragged off to go feed parrots*)
Liliana: I love you, Onwa.
Bethany: *she falls asleep, also*
Lily: That isn't the point... Please?
Onwa: I love you too Liliana.
(time skip)
Manuel: *sighs gently*
I.. suppose you could maybe help..
@jai: grow? oh...*helps you get the dust oof your shoulders* :D
(@Fera yes. Grow. In height. *frowns* *flicks your hand*)
where is @gem btw? :)
(*cuddles Jaimie tightly* I think growing is more a continuous thing, only with times quicker than others.)
Liliana: I definitely do enjoy this drink.
(Yes, Jaimie.)
Lily: *she smiles* Thanks.
@jai: *unfazed by your flicking* haha, i love your sassyness :p
(*cuddles Soph tightly back, smiling* Mmm. Maybe for normal people it is!)
Onwa: *grins*
Good.
*wakes up, smiling, watching Beth slightly*
Manuel: You are welcome.
if any1 wants to know...i have a huge spider in my room right now :p
(@Fera sassy? *frowns* am I sassy?
@Spider eek! *hides*)
(Gemma went to the kitchen for a couple of seconds, came back with water, a mini-roll and a dounut. Nom.
I will help you, Fera :)
*Glares at Adam* Never!)
I could show you the parrots one day, John. Australia has some pretty impressive birds.
*Hands are frozen*
And it gets cold. It's about seven degrees out there right now...
*shivers and snuggles closer to him*
@jai: oh yes, very, and i love that *smirks* i am not even going to take the spider out, because i used to hand around with the torment alot...got used to it :p
@gem: welcome, back i was worried! welcome back, and please do help me :)
(*frowns* I'm not sassy..
Ugh. Hate spiders. I tend to throw sh*t at them..)
(Spiders are a vital part of the food chain, and should therefore be picked up and let outside.)
Liliana: We should buy some for our palace.
Bethany: *her eyes are closed, and her hair is everywhere as it usually is after she has woken up*
Lily: Even if it is just washing the dishes or cleaning the floor... I'd like to work.
(*Laughs slightly at Danni saying her hands are frozen at 7 degrees*
Scottish Winters consist of like -4degrees and our Summers peak at round about 27 degrees.)
I'm not 'always hostile' towards you, Gem. You did a pretty dick move before, when you could have said that you weren't feeling it with him anymore...
And I give Kas cuddles.
And that was supposed to be a 'defending what I'm currently hugging' growl.
...
So, all in all, don't hurt someone really, really bad when your relationship is over, and don't cuddle what I'm cuddling.
Onwa: *smiles* of course.
*grins, playing with her hair gently*
Mm.. my little nightlight..where'd the glow go?
Manuel: You can maybe do the drying up..
(*Yelps*
Adam you really are heavy!
You've eaten way too much chocolate!
Jai that's disgusting! throwing shit at the spiders :3 you would think you would be too classy to do something like that :P)
It's April.
We just came out of bushfire season.
We go from 30*C - 7*C in the same week. Don't complain, guys. We get the worst of it.
*has to walk down the street in fifteen minutes*
*starts preparing slowly*
@jai: Yes, you are sassy *looks at lips* i can tell you know it, from you biting those del. lips :p NOOOOO, don't do that! :O take it out if you can't live with it *smirks*
@sophia: well...i have quite a few bugs in my room, so it'll live off it, don't worry XD if it crawls on me, however, i'll take it out :D
(*rolls eyes at Gemma*
Rephrase; I tend to throw whatever I'm holding (eg a book) at them.)
No arguing over me.
(*glares* Fera, I think you should stop projecting your own actions onto me.)
@jai: well, i think you shouldn't stop being sassy :p
(Ok one, I was hugging him first which is a childish thing to say. And secondly, the only person to be hurt after our relationship ended, was me. As he called me a whore and insulted me with you and 3 other people to the point I cut myself and wanted to lay there and die. Yes I hurt him and cheated on him, and I regret that. That's what ended our relationship. But I haven't hurt him afterwards. I've been trying to fix it and John doesn't want to be just friends, so it's not going to get fixed.)
(@Fera Pfft. I can't help being sassy so of course I won't stop being sassy.)
(It should be taken out, regardless. The interior of a building is not a spider's natural habitat.)
Liliana: What other drinks are there of this type?
Bethany: *she stirs slightly, her wings turning a silver colour, along with her hair*
Lily: *she shakes her head* Real work, Friendship.
@gem: oh shit...are you okay? *looks worried*
Onwa: You mean what other fizzy pop?
*smiles gently* *strokes her wings gently*
Manuel: Drying up is real work.
@sophia: fine, i'll do it when i find it :p
@jai: I am very glad to hear that *smiles* *attempts to grab hand, but stops and doesn't* :)
(*sighs and plasters her fake smile to her face again*
Yup, I'm absolutely fine. Sorry you had to see that newbie ^.^)
(*raises an eyebrow* *crosses hands*)
(**arms, not hands.)
(*Storms up to Fera*
*Points to him*
Now you, Mr, stop flirting with my dearest younger sister!
*Can't breath*
S-sto-
*Keeps struggling*)
@jai: *mutters softly* sorry..still ove that sassyness <3 *smiles*
@gem: NO, don't say sorry...i want to help people where i can :) I am totally fine with hearing stuff like that, i want to make you feel better *hugs you*
(*Just keeps quiet and keeps cuddling Danni*)
(*groans at tomorrows lessons*
Bio Games French English Life Skills)
Liliana: Yes, I do.
Bethany: *she wakes up, the white glow resuming* *she yawns, stretching* Good morning.
Lily: It isn't... Big?
(Awww, newbie! *hugs back*
Thank you for attempting to make me feel better. But I'm afraid it's a failed attempt. Although, you made me happy just by coming on the blog, so thank you again.
*Glances at John*)
(*smiles at Gemma*
*raises an eyebrow at Fera*
Mhmmm. Too bad. Not yours.)
@jai: Looks at tomorrow's lesson *A-level biology and maths* NICE :D
*hugs Gem*
First, the hugging thing was playful.
Second, the correct term would be slut: a woman that has many casual partners. And if the dictionary defines a word as that, then that is it's correct use. You brought it upon yourself, bub. It was a stupid thing to do. If you have someone, then you hold onto them. Love is where you only have eyes for one person. The person.
And you went away and cheated on him. I can't even begin to tell you how wrong that is. If you knew that it was wrong, why did you do it??
And great. I've got to go see a psychatrist now...
And no doubt we will be talking about this.
*Hugs John tightly*
I've gotta go.
*Vanishes*
Onwa: Coke, Pepsi, Lemonade, KA (uhhhhhhhhhh)
*grins* hey bed head.
Manuel: It is still a job..
(*Slips out of Kassy's hug*
Apparently I'm not allowed to hug you anymore because she did.)
@jai: not mine? ;_; i cri evritiem ;_; *smirks*
@gem: aww darn it...well, if i get to know you better, i might be able to help a lot more :) *smiles for real* *hugs again*
*Cuddles John back, nuzzling his tickly spot*
Now, I'm going. Goodbye.
*Smiles and goes for real this time*
(Alright... bye.
*Hugs just as tight*)
*Did just lie*
Gem, it was PLAYFUL. You can hug Kas.
I don't care.
I don't care who you hug or go out with, as long as you don't hurt him.
*Is now late*
*And in a bad mood*
*Storms out*
(@Fera in English..?)
@rose: to be honest, we don't need this here...i might be a newbie, but you don't want me as an enemy...i am like skulduggery's friend...don't fight or i'll defend the one that's being attacked. It really is a bit of a silly tihng to comment personal stuff...now vanish as you said you would *smirks*
(I no longer give any fucks...can't believe she just said that after all I did to try and be nice. I sent you two e-mails trying to apologise and you call me a slut?
Just because I can't find the right guy, does not make me a slut. I just end up going with a lot of assholes.)
(Oh look miss attention seeker is having a tantrum.
*sighs and sits on the grass*)
@jai: yes of course :D De mondjuk sokkal konnyebben tudok angolul tanulni, szoval jah :p *smirks, knowing oyu didn't understand shit* :P
Liliana: May I try the first one?
Bethany: Bed head? Oh... My hair. Sorry... It has a mind of its own when I'm asleep.
Lily: Okay. Right. I have an idea. We have one day before we travel when I am almost like a maid and I will clean everywhere. If you're unhappy with what I've done, then I'll just dry the dishes?
(*glares at the time* Stop. Just stop. I don't want to sleep.)
Why can't you all just be nice?
Stop insulting each other...
(Go to sleep, Jaimie...you need it :) not beauty sleep, because you're already beautiful. Just because you need energy.)
Onwa: A coke? Sure. I'll buy one after this?
*chuckles* its beautiful.
Manuel: I.. you don't have to do that..
@rose: take your personal shit and leave...seriously, don't ruin the mood *looks at you blankly*
(@Gemma pfffffft. Beautiful? I think you're mistaking beautiful for ugly again. And I always have energy.)
(Plus. I keep having nightmares.)
@jai: DON'T say that!!!!! beauty is not only looks...it's also personality :)
(Did you honestly just say that Kassy?
You know I tried to be nice! I sent an e-mail to two separate accounts to apologise to everything I've said to her! I've made an effort. A hell a lot of effort went in to apologising to her So don't tell me to try and be nice to her! she's the one you have to tell. I tried to make a fresh start. I apologised to everyone and I know some people didn't accept it, but she didn't even try!)
(Fera. You know nothing. You stay out of it.)
(@Fera and I have neither *nods*)
@blake: I stay out of nothing. As long as you post it on here, it has something to do with me...take it elsewhere, or expect me to nose in...simple as that.
Liliana: Thank you. *she smiles*
Bethany: It's messy...
Lily: I'd like to?
(*Whimpers*
I don't feel like dedicating to anyone or anything...
John, Jaimie, one of you can have it...)
Onwa: You're welcome *smiles*
It's amazing.
*kisses her gently*
Manuel: *thinks*
Mmm.. perhaps.. a compromise?
(*hugs gemmy* I had it last..)
@jai: you do, don't think so little of yourself! So far, you've had a personality i could love if i fell in love with it... *smiles*
(Actually, you have no right. The only thing you accomplish by nosing in is embarrassing yourself through your lack of knowledge. So please, mind your own business.)
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