As a treat, and to help you pass the time until I announce the title of the new book, the kindly folks at Harper Collins have come up with something that thrills me to the very core — a throwback to my childhood love of video arcades and all things Space Invaders...
http://www.skulduggerypleasant.co.uk/game/
Unbelievably awesome...
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Sigh.
(Hi zaf/Loki)
I dedicate this page to the taco that was dropped on Hamlin's car at Texas during the grid walk.
I also ded to my little gerbils.
-Zaf
(..Hear hear?)
How is everyone doing this evening?
(@Kas I'm good :) You?)
Hear hear? :O
Hey, Seirsha. We could rp... If I could think of a plot...
hey Kas! :) How are you doing? :P oh, and no spoilers, regarding skulduggery pleasant from the 128th page of mortal coil onwards, please XD
I'm okay...
I'm okay. You?
*curls up*
-Zaf
(Hi Fer)
why the dots? :p Be happy dude, or girls or whatever :D
(I'm fine Jai.
We could do a Tanya/Kayleigh if you want or you could meet my new character or whatever.)
hey jai :D
Zaffy! *hugs*
*hugs Kas*
-Zaf
I am..slightly confused, to say the least :D
@Fera Male. Are you new to the Blog?
@Seir new character?
(*waves at Zaf, not actually expecting any response*)
well yes, i read the first book of skulduggery pleasant in 2013, purchased all the books recently and started reading them, but I've only recently found this bloc :p :D
(Savannah.)
*waves at Sil*
-Zaf
hey savannah :p
Well I'm used to nobody actually wanting to be near my characters so...
-Zaf
(*gasps* ;P *hugs zaf gently* *gives her a dynamite lollipop*)
*waves at zaf* :)
lollipop ? :O :D
(*gives Fera one of dugs face flavoured lollipops that change flavour depending on personal preference*)
(Hey.
*hugs Zaf*)
Thanks jai, but...i've never liked lollipops ;_; :p
(*hugs Zaf*)
*Tanya walks past some trees, the darkness surrounds her*
*she hears movement*
(Hmm.. okay *shrugs* hey saoirse? You can do the welcome if you like?)
*hugs whoever hugs her and waves to whoever waves to her*
-Zaf
"the darkness surrounds her" OH NO the necromancers are here :D
(No thanks Jai.)
Savannah: *a cat walks out from a nearby bush*
*hugs whoever, then whips out sausage* sorreh, a bad habit :p
Why did I bring this upon myself?
(*shrugs* Okay.. *watches Fera* I guess I could greet..him? Her?)
(Bring what upon yourself star?)
*stops and stares at the cat*
*wonders if the cat noticed her*
(Star?)
him ^_^ wait...depends what kind of greeting you're talking about.. :D
@Jai: Whatsapp and artwork. XD
Hoe're you? And everyone else?
(@Star ahhh. Okay. I'm okay :)
@Fera *chuckles* Mmm. The greeting.)
bruhh, he just called you a hoe :O
Savannah: *watches her warily*
you mean....THE GREETING? :O O.O i guess...it wouldn't hurt :O XD
(*frowns at Fera*)
(Okayish.)
Oh. You saw me. Well... I won't hurt you?
Savannah: *turns into a human* You'd be the first...
Oh.
*looks surprised*
Hi. I would?
Savannah: Yes, I met James, he tried to "kidnap" me.
Don't frown at me, missy! how dare you frown! I have the same kind of area surrounding me as the book of the names, but in this case, the will of the elders don't reject, but rather attract ('-') :D
(*frowns more* *fights the urge to dissect his brain*)
Oh. James. You're lucky you're not dead.
Savannah: I know. I have a couple of quick questions, would you mind if I asked you?
*still smiles nevertheless, and pats you on head :p * i know you're fighting another kind of urge...
('-') :p
I'm a Necromancer. -Zaf
(*flat out glares* *slaps the hand away* Hardly.)
necromancers r kwl ('-') :D
necromancers r kwl ('-') :D
*pats you on head with the other hand* don't try to hide that blush with your hair ('-'):p
(*grabs the wrist, squeezing almost hard enough to break* Touch me again, and I'm punching you.)
*squeals a little, but then looks at you with the same smirking expression as before* *pulls hand out of your grab* (˘⌣˘)
Sure. What's on your mind, stranger?
(*glares and let's go* *grunts* No. Touching.)
ok...i won't touch you again, unless i want to...or unless you want me to(˘⌣˘) :p (¬_¬)
Savannah: My name's Savannah, I'm American, vegetarian, 17 years old and I can turn into a cat. Now we're not strangers. First question, do you know Silente Tempest?
(I don't want you too. And control yourself. *twitches a smirk* Just cause the goods look fine don't mean you can touch. Look with your eyes and not your hands. *raises an eyebrow*)
I'm Tanya Halcyon. A vampire, just like Silente. I do know her.
Hmm, maybe you will want me to (¬_¬) :p I am controlling myself and your emotions at the same time...i think that goes to show that i am in control, missy *smirks at you with an attractive wink* :p
Okay, nice to meet you. Second question, what is your opinion of Silente? Is she one of the "bad guys" or innocent of all crimes?
(*rolls eyes* I really won't want you too. And trust me no one, least of all yourself, controls my emotions.)
(@sav innocent of all crimes Lolno.)
(
:P
)
(*cuddles Saoirse*)
(*cuddles Jai*)
(The girl from poldark reminds me of Merida..)
(Even though her hair isn't as frizzy..)
(side note-didn't know i could make such a good impression of fletcher XD) hmm...whatever girl, i am pretty sure that's why you're covering half your face with your hand :p *reaches out with hand for a handshake* anyways, i don't think i've actually introduced myself, i am Fera Topek, elemental sorcerer, detective in the english council...nice to meet you *smirks*
Why do you want to know?
(NOOO you are not watching that! XD)
(*glares* Dont call me girl. And don't presume what my actions are. *just stares at the hand* yeah. Nice to meet you. I'm the author of Silente. *smirks* You'll enjoy her greeting now I think.)
()
*watches Fera, eyes alight*
*smiles her brightest smile, her twelve year olds body moving with profound grace*
Hey sir!
*keeps coming closer*
(@Saoirse my dad is watching it.)
(My mum loves it!)
(*pokes her gently* Reply to kas!)
(Whoopsie! SORYYYY)
Because she's wanted dead.
(Good girl *nods*)
oh, nice to meet you "author of the silente" *smirks* it's not very polite to not shake hands with someone who offers it, you know? *smirks even more* hey...what are you doing? *glares at you with an interested expression*
(*giggles*)
Liliana: I see... I am sorry.
Claire: Nope it was definitely something.
Lily: *she kisses his cheek gently*
(I will be back soon.)
(*sighs slightly* Allow me to explain. Me different to my character. Me live in horrible real world.)
()
*smiles innocently, skipping up to Fera*
Hi! Who're you?
What's she wanted for?
I have no clue, all I know is that James let me go on the condition that I kill her but I'm not a murderer but if I don't do this I get kidnapped so I'm kinda stuck at a crossroads here...
Onwa: It is fine.
*rolls eyes* shhh! Sleep.
Manuel: *blushes slightly, smiling*
(wait...so you've switched character now? :P)
heeeeyyy..*puts on an awkward smile*, how are you doing, little girl? What happened to you? Where are your parents? *comforting smile*
Well, good luck killing her. She's surrounded by angels who can heal her and hold you off.
I haven't said I am killing her, just asking if you would if you had to.
(Mhmm. I'm not a character. I'm me. Jai.)
()
They left me again..
*hugs him gently*
I miss them..
*smirks sneakily*
And I'm hungry.
*frowns* I can't answer that.
Okay... Well thanks for your time, I guess I'll just go tell James that I can't do this.
(Ohhhhhh James won't be happy at that xD)
(I know... :(
:P)
(Kitty's gonna get her collar back)
oh i see *notices smirk* *pushes her lightly, breaking up the hug* I see...so, what do you want to eat? *getting ready for battle stance* *lights up fire behind back unnoticed*
(Nooooooo.)
()
*bats her eyelids innocently*
Do you have sweeties?
(xD yesssssss)
You could...pretend to have killed her. Maybe kill her in a way that will allow her to return to life. James didn't say she has to stay dead, did he?
(Grrr)
(Hehehe.)
That kind of takes the points out of killing someone but I suppose I could try?
Well my name says Loki but I am Grand Mage Zafira Kerias, from the American Council (yes its legit, I won't tell you anything else.)
-Zaf
(*chuckles quietly* Oh.. Min won't be happy if Sil slips through her clutches AGAIN)
*slightly frowns and smirks at the same time* I don't, but...they do, let's go and get some sweets for you there, sweetie *points in the direction of the english magic council*
(HELLO!!!
*echoes*
HELLooo
Hellooo
helloo....
*quiet*
Hi!
I'm here for a time
How are you my friends?
*hugs you all* (all = all, no ifs no buts ) )
()
*shakes head*
They're scary..
*hugs him again*
*whispers*
But not as scary as me.
*sweeps him off his feet with inhuman speed, helping him to the ground with a fist to his nose*
(*hugs Rhos* Hey Rhos!!!)
(RHOS! *tacklehugs* Heyyy!)
*hugs garret* I am new in the english council by the way *smirks*
(*makes a face at the stink of cigarettes clinging to dad*)
Well, then James can't complain as you've killed her. Not your fault she got resurrected, right?
I could help you look for her.
*prepared flame in hand goes extinguished* *thinks to himself: goddamn i can't believe i am doing this* *headbutts her, while preparing another ball of flames in hand*
(Hi, Rhos.)
Thanks, I would appreciate it.
(hey Jai!!! *hugs back*
Hey Grassy!!! *is tacklehugged* *laughs and hugs back* )
Hey Fera!
Welcome and awesome!
Another British person here! (not being racist, other country people
Loves you too (in a friendly way ) )
Two things
1: I'm on a boat right now!!
And
2: If I poof its because I'm sleeping (holidays are fun but tiring)
()
*flips to avoid the headbutt*
*manipulates the air to lift him, throwing him into a tree, pinning him there*
*strolls over, smiling innocently, drawing a knife*
*presses the knife to his throat, leaning closer*
*whispers*
Silente Tempest, vampire. Nice to meet you. Welcome to blogland.
*pats his cheek, sheathing the knife and letting him drop*
(Hi Kas!! / Hi Kastible!! ) (<thats your nickname if you want it?)
@Rhos: haha *smirks at you but doesn't dare to wink at you, not knowing your gender* Good, because for the record, i am hungarian(used to live in hungary) but now serve in the british council as a detective...i am an elemental *straightens back* although...i wouldn't mind some of you treating me...a bit rough if you know what i mean *winks at jai* :p
(*slaps Fera*)
(No, Rhos, I am Kas.)
Savannah... honestly, I don't know where to start. She abandoned me months ago.
@jai: *uses air around me to seal the throat injury* *the flame that i had made the second time didn't go extinguished, but instead is coming hurling at silente*
Oh... Okay, well don't worry if you can't! *smiles*
()
*ducks as she's walking away, the fire passing over her head*
@jai: I meant another kind of rough, but at least you've touched me...you broke your own rule, mrs "no touching" ;) *in a split second appears beside you and leans in close* hey there *winks*
(okay Kas *nods*
Just Kas it is )
Makes total Sense fera *nods*
So do you live in Britain now?
And *punches you in the face*
That was for two reasons
1: I'm a bloke
So hell yeah!
And
2:
No flirty with Jai
None at all... *shakes fist threateningly*
Its bad (sometimes,
And this is one of those times)
(*groans and inches away* Shoo!!! Bad Fera!!! Shoo!!! Go.. be creepy near Rhos.)
(*nods at Rhos* thank you :)
*Crashes through the fourth wall and bolts up on to all fours, pointing like a bloodhound*
New person?!!?!??!?!?!?@!@#?!@KF@?#?!@#!$!@!##!#<$!?
(Hello.. uh.. I THINK that counts as John.. cause fourth wall thing..)
*swallows flames as they would reach me* hmm...*speaks in a deep voice, due to throat injury* first time using it...no wonder it missed *puts on a crazy smirk as i walk away*
I should probably stick around, in case James comes for you. In fact, I asked Silente to help track down James to make him pay for one of his murders, but she didn't even reply. You've only got her to blame if he finds you again.
I think we should check her old house first, okay, Savannah?
(*Realizes what he's done and quickly switches places with character*)
New person?!?!?!?!@#?@!#!@?#!@?#!@#!@??!??!?
()
*goes to her tree house, sitting at the bottom of her tree, watching the stars*
@jai-rhos: *looks at rhos* No, but thanks for your offer anyways, i might have even considered it if you didn't have those beautiful eyes *pats nose and immediately jumps back* :p
(Now hello John)
()
*waves at Blake and points in the direction of the new guy*
Sick 'em!
*) (yes I forgot the end bracket...
Don't judge! )
And No Jai!
I'm fugging straight as a house wall
So no creepy near Rhos at all
And your welcome,
Glad I could help)
That goes for you too Fera!
No creepyness around me please )
(Hello Blake / John ) (<which ever you want to be?) )
(Hello, John.)
(*glares* hush. I actually like my eyes, which means you aren't allowed to take the mickey out of them. Bad Fera. And leave my nose alone.)
Sure, lead the way.
(@Rhos but why does he have to be creepy to ME?!?! Saoirse is female tooooooooooo.)
*leads Savannah to Sil's treehouse*
@rhos: yes i do live in the uk now :p
well...look...i am not into blokes, so no worries XD
and well, sorry you'll just have to deal with all of it for now *smirks*
*Leaps at the newcomer before Silente even finishes the sentence, blades of darkness flying from his outstretched hands*
Hi.
Wbd.
I should be going to sleep.
(And single. *winks*
:P
)
*follows*
()
*smiles*
Tanya!!! Hey!
*jumps up and hugs*
Good to see you again.
*smiles*
Who's your friend?
(Hey, Star.)
This is the place.
*looks around*
*watches her warily* Hi, I'm Savannah.
(Star! Sleep! :)
*nodsnodsnods*
See! Saoirse is female AND single! Flirt with HER.)
who said i was taking the mickey out of them? *genuinely smiles* oh..and who's saoirse? *air lifting around me to make my hair look better, because it always gets messed up XD *
()
*smiles*
Hey Savannah. Cool name. I'm Sil, nice to meet you.
*offers her a hand to shake*
Hi . . .
*deep breath*
SaoirseJaiJohnFeraKas. :)
(Savannah is saoirse! Go flirt with her! Shoo!!!!)
@Jai: I want to charge my phone a bit. :P Plus I can't get it out of the third plug (I want it in the first one - closer to my pillow).
*snickers and John and waves to Fera*
Hey, I'm Rose. Welcome to Blogland - the home of weirdos and roleplays including, but not limited to: gods, zombies, us, relationships, demons, etc.
Mainly, we're just hanging around being chill.
And silly...
And emotional...
We're like one big mostly-happy family. If you need a hand with something, no one will bite!
Except Sil. Because she's a vampire. And that's kinda what she does...
*smiles* Thanks. *shakes her hand*
(*rolls eyes* okay star.
*grins at Danni*
Tanya bites too.)
(*rolls eyes at Sil and murmers something about only being fourteen*)
Hi, Danni. :) :)
*spins around and withdraws her dagger, sliding it against Silente's throat, holding it tightly against her*
Don't. Just don't. Don't pretend you missed me. Don't pretend you care. You never did. You abandoned me. I should have killed you the moment I saw you were an outcast.
Savannah, take one of my sheathed daggers.
()
*shakes her hand back before releasing her hand*
You're new around here, right?
*grins, eyes shimmering with anticipation*
*looks shocked* What? No! Tanya, we can't just, what?
Omg my charger's stuck.
Helppppp.
Okay, let me rephrase that.
I won't bite. Pretty much everyone else will bite. Very few know how to keep their mouths to themselves.
*looks pointedly at Sil and Tanya*
@saiorse: well, hello there *smirks* how are you doing today? *smirks again*
@rose: I am starting to get the hang of it now :p don't worry about sil..i've been bitten by vampires so much, you haven't lived as many days in your life *smirks*
()
*freezes when the dagger meets her throat*
T-tan..?
*frowns, shoving her away, rubbing her neck*
Jeez. Calm down tan.
I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT OH GOD I DIDNT I PROMISE!!!!!!!!
LWhat if it never comes out????
(*grins at Danni and nods*)
(*rolls eyes* I good thanks and really young so if you could just... *begins to move away*)
(@Star I'm sure it will!!!)
Haha I really doubt that, Fera. Like, I really, really doubt that. The only two older than me are Blake (because he's pretty much immortal) and Loki's family; the ones from Asgard.
(... *steps in from of Saoirse* Yeeeeeeeeah no. She's young and innocent..)
(*frowns* *wonders if I put the bongela back in my pocket..*)
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OUT.
Um.
*looks at this conversation*
UM.
@jai: *looks at you* hey! you lied to me! How could i flirt with her?
@saoirse: oh... i am sorry, *grabs hand and shakes it*
*Pokes the new person*
Oi, I'm attacking you.
(@Star xD
@ Fera boo hoo.)
(Actually Blake is 470-something years old.)
(*shakes hand*)
(Hey, Danni.)
*cuts into Silente's neck as she's pushed*
*holds on to Silente, pressing the dagger against her throat*
You might want to reconsider that.
Come one, Savannah. Stick to the plan. Grab a dagger.
@rose: oh ok...well, considering i am a 17 year old elemental detective..yes, you probably are right...though, i am immune to them now, so it doesn't even matter *smirks* you know...it takes the fun out of fighting a vampire "don't get bitten" you know? *lets out a light laugh*
@savannah: *looks at you* sorry for being rude and ignoring your presence till now *reaches out with hand* how are you? *authentic smile*
()
*grimaces*
Hey! Get off me Tanya!!!
*glares at her, grabbing Tanya's wrist, pulling the knife away from her throat slowly*
Okay, I've got to go get ready to see a shrink. Or at least, put on make up and make myself look presentable.
I should seriously go in saying that this is the true face of beauty...
*points to messy hair and remnant mascara, along with circles under the eyes*
That would be funny.
*becomes semi-transparent for a time*
No! I mean, I didn't think we were actually going to murder her! I'm not like that, I can't just... This is messed up, just leave her alone, she's done nothing wrong, I'll just tell James I couldn't do it, it's the truth and better than making Silente die.
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