Sorry for the delay — was caught up in my Demon Road rewrite and lost track of time!
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 4401 – 4600 of 4925 Newer› Newest»MrBBWolf: *smiles slightly, blinking awake*
Chris?
*jerks awake*
Chris!!!
Chris: morning princess
(*frowns, not sure whether to laugh* so..if you want loads of quotes about death being good, read the coldest girl in coldtown. I think EVERY chapter has one.)
MrBBWolf: You.. You tricked me..
(Hehe)
Chris: did I? You seemed well into it
Claire: It was crap. Bethany? Any ideas?
Bethany: Uh... Vigilance?
Claire: It sounds like the name for an old woman.
Liliana: Mmm... I'm not possessed.
(*shakes head* strange book.)
MrBBWolf: Chris.. this isn't funny..
Don't be mean.
Onwa: Mmm..
Chris: I wasn't going to let you go, you can't die
(Back.)
Kali: *fades back into her room*
Elektra: That was quick... *is sitting on Kali's bed*
Kali: *sighs* I didn't talk to him. He was busy talking to... Someone else.
Elektra: I don't care what he was doing, you still need to talk to him.
Kali: *groans* Fine.
MrBBWolf: Chris..
Claire: I'm not! I just don't want to be nameless...
Liliana: I'm going for a shower. Want to join me?
(Hello sis!)
Felix: *just sits in the cottage, doesn't know what to do*
Chris: what? I cannot let you go....
Your name could be 'The nameless'?
Onwa: *grins*
Mmm.. Yes.
MrBBWolf: *groans, laying back*
Chris: I don't have to tie you down do I?
(Hello sis!)
Kali: *clears throat* The mother wants me to talk to you.
Felix; really?
Claire: I don't want to be called The Nameless...
(Time skip, Jaimie?
I will be back soon.)
MrBBWolf: Chris.. You know I cant stay..
*rolls eyes*
Fussy
(Yes.)
Kali: *coughs awkwardly* Yep.
Chris: yes you can!
Felix: so? Spill it
MrBBWolf: I can't Chris..
*shifts to sit up, running his hands through his hair*
But.. thanks.. for m-making my last night..
*blushes*
Nice..
Chris: looks away* it's okay...
Kali: Hi? *has no idea what to say* Ummm... Excuse me one minute... (To Elektra in her head.) Mum, what is it you wanted me to say?
Elektra: I won't be here forever, you need how to learn to do these things for yourself.
Kali: *growls out loud* *stops and smiles innocently* So. My mum thinks that I was immature to just leave and I have come to *cringes* a - po - lo - gise. *beams and nods, satisfied with saying the word*
Felix: I don't accept
MrBBWolf: *squeezes his hand gently before getting up, off the bed*
Kali: *slowly* You wanna talk about why...?
Chris: I'm sorry...
MrBBWolf: Wh-why..?
Felix: *sighs* you aren't my velvet anymore *looks distant* she left and now,,, I've lost her forever. You aren't here... I wanted her to stay....but I lost her
Chris: for tricking you like that *shakes* I couldn't let you go....
Kali: You haven't lost her. *whispers* Don't tell anyone but to be honest it's boring up there sitting on a throne all day. I have nothing to do and miss you terribly and sooner or later I'm just going to be the most spoilt brat in the whole world. But I don't want to be. Velvet wants to come back Felix. *is close to tears*
Felix: I am so sorry for letting Sophie into the house *hangs head* I want to show velvet how sorry I am
MrBBWolf: I.. its ok-kay.. I understand..
Velvet: And I'm sorry. For just leaving and acting like a kid.
I will be here for more than a comment.
I think.
I'm suffering from Artemis fowl withdrawal XD
and I'll bbs
(Hi Trip and Steven!)
(Hey Trippy!)
Felix: no I'm sorry...it's just...the thought of being a dad...
Chris: I I can't let you go...it kills me inside
...and I'm still Steven.
*facepalm*
Velvet: I know, you must feel awful... *looks at the ground and turns bright red*
(Hey Steve !!)
Herrow Shteven, Bob, Inkles and Silente. How's stuff?
(This book..is scarring..and not a good book for me to be reading by the sounds of it..I'm 16 pages in and I'm crying..)
MrBBWolf: *quietly*
I know.. but times up..
(Stuff is good)
Felix: yes...but atleast I have you
*lays beside Zanida*
Velvet: *nods, not trusting herself to speak*
(*takes book and chucks it in a lake*)
Chris; no... Please *cries a single blood tear^
(Which book?)
(Excellent, Inkles.)
Herrow Zaf.
(*laughs and watches the book splash into the lake* ...thanks. I think? Returning it to the library was always an option.)
MrBBWolf: *frowns, wiping the blood tear away*
Ch-Chris?
Felix: *stands and hugs her* I've missed you
(@Trip the coldest girl in coldtown.)
Velvet: *squeezes* I missed you too.
(Sounds grim. On a scale of one to ten, how grim would you rate it?)
Chris: *turns away, saying nothing^
Felix; *kisses her head$ I'll never let you go again
((Hi.-Zaf
Velvet: Good because I never want to leave.
((How's shakes?))
(Hey Zaffy!)
(@Trip page 3 - Basically everyone is dead. Chapter 2 - horrifying and very sad memory.)
MrBBWolf: Chris.. a-are you okay..?
Felix: *kisses* I love you Velvet
Chris: am I okay? No wolf I am not. I can't save the man I love
(So... four?)
Velvet: *kisses back* I love you too.
(On a scale of one to ten? Maybe.. idk at a guess 6? 7? It's not a YA but it damn sure isn't for young kids.)
MrBBWolf: I-I mean physically..
Felix; *keeps her close* would you like cake?
Chris: I'll be fine
(Sleep now. Nos da. See y'all reeeeeeeeeeeeeal soon!
^^I haven't used that line in sooooo long..)
(I'm off to ed now
Nos da)
MrBBWolf: Chris..
(All right, sleep well!)
Velvet: I don't want cake but thanks.
(Bai Jai and Chloeee!)
(I am back.)
Claire: It just sounds like a shitty American hard metal band.
Liliana: *she smiles, resting against Onwa*
(Yep nope changed my mind. Don't want to see those images. Don't want those nightmares.)
*rolls eyes*
Onwa: *stands up with her*
(wb Sophente)
Hi.
(Hi everyone!)
(...
Sophente?)
Hey, Pearl.
Purple! I'm back!
(Hello, Tia. Hello, Pearl.
Sophente, Trip?
*cuddles Jaimie tightly*)
Claire: Uh... I can't stand heavy metal. It's just like, "Hey, I can't sing for shit. I'm just going to start screaming and pretending I'm a fucking demon".
Bethany: *she immediately hugs herself gently*
Liliana: That was good.
(Hello, Steven.)
(How is everyone?)
Hey Soph!
I'm good Peral! How be's yous and yous eyes?!
(Hello, Dugglyn.)
(*cuddles Soph tightly back*)
*flinches and hugs Beth tightly*
*clears her throat, shooting Claire a look*
Onwa: Mmm. And you still smell nice.
Heya Kas, how are you?
(I think ye've already figured it out.)
Wb Steve.
I'm very well, thank you Pearl. How are you?
(I'm good, so are my eyes. How are your... Eyes...)
(Good thanks Trip.)
*laughs, shaking her head*
Cats!
(I rather think you should explain it trip.)
(I have combined your names so I may greet you both at the same time, as your close friendship means that you often come as a package.)
(Mm. No offense intended to Sophia but I'd rather you greeted us separately.)
(I agree, Jaimie. It may need explaining.)
Bethany: *she hugs her back, shaking*
Claire: What? Oh, right... Sorry.
Liliana: Do I usually?
(Yes, Trip. Please greet us separately.)
*nods, gently rubbing beths back*
Shh.. it's okay.. You aren't there, they aren't here. You're safe.. we saved you remember.. I saved you.. I've got you..
Onwa: yes.
(Very well, duly noted.)
(I still ship it.)
(What who said that?)
My eyes are slowly melting and drowning in refried beans but overall good!!
(*"Borrows" some of Zaf's dynamite*
*blows trip up*)
*explodes Sil*
NO TAKING MY DYNAMITE!
-Zaf
*does a flip*
I'm going to prom this year!
-Zaf
(*is exploded*
*reforms*
Meanie..
*hands her the money for the dynamite she took*
*straps an atomic bomb to trip*
*shoots him into space*
*detonated the bomb*)
(*is dead, but would have said: "Oh good, Dug. Eyes are overrated, and refried brains are my favourite meal, so you must be having a great time!"*)
*explodes Zaf*
No exploding Sil!
@Trip Ikr!
(Aww. Thanks Duggy :)
Sugar shaker stop killing salt shaker!!!
And yey for prom?)
*is dead, but would have said: "Huzzah! Who's the lucky mun?"*
(Trip - It is entirely possible to have a close friendship with someone without it being romantic - a concept you and several other individuals fail to grasp. I am almost twice Jaimie's age - which brings me to my question. Why, exactly, do you imagine a fifteen year old and a twenty seven year old in a relationship? Is that the kind of thing you enjoy? I will try not to judge you on your sick and twisted thoughts.)
Bethany: Sorry...
Liliana: Perhaps my perfume?
(Mustn't... sleep..)
*is dead, but would have said: "Hey! What about me, Dug?" and pouted*
What for? Its okay.
Onwa: perhaps.
Look what I just found!
XD
Trip said...
(Shaving In The Dark could be a jazz song.)
Trip said...
(Exploding is greatly therapeutic. But maybe an email would be best. :) )
Also
Silente Tempest said....
Sugar is angry at Salt. Salt has been given a death sentence by Sugar. Sugar killed Salt with...er...salt
Oh, don't worry TRIP! I shall seek revenge on all the cantaloupe!
(*is dead, but would have said: " Don't worry yourself, Soph, it was a joke. I have no interest in seeing anyone involved in a romantic relationship. Of course I can successfully grasp such a concept as close friendship. The initial name was simply a combination of your names, and I thought I'd comment on its similarity to a ship name. So if you wouldn't mind getting off my back, I was having quite a nice time." but doesn't, because is dead.*
Bethany: Sensitivity... Again...
Liliana: Cherry?
Its fine. You're amazing..
Onwa: nope.
*is dead, but would have agreed by saying: "Yes, avenge meeee!"*
@Soph *cough* *ships a 49 year old with an 18 year old* *coughs* (but it's sad because EDITED FOR SPOILERS)
((And that is a close friendship too - from the film God Bless America))
(Congrats, Zaf! What's the custom of Prom over there? We don't have it here. Instead, we have a Debutante Ball where men - chosen by the female partner - present their Debutante's (the girls) to society... Or at least that's the main idea thing behind it.
Like, I know of Proms, but does the guy ask the girl or does the girl ask the guy?)
((Or is it a 46/39-49 with a 16 year old?
I DON'T KNOW DAMMIT!!!!!! :c))
Bethany: I'm not...
Claire: Are you alright?
Liliana: What is it?
*goes to a grocery store and cuts open many cantaloupes, absorbing their power before returning to Trip*
*uses the cantaloupe power to revive him*
(Tia, they are both adults. It is not morally or lawfully wrong, as it would be in the previous case.)
*simply explodes England*
-Zaf
The age difference thing is the main problem with the idea of Valduggery. I think they're better as just partners.
OMLI WHO PUT THE NEW PAGE THERE!?
(@Soph I think it would technically be kidnapping, but I don't know American law so...)
I dedicate this page to OMLI, a phrase everyone should use.
Oh
My
Llama
Intestines
(I do not actually own any llama intestines.)
OMLI I'm alive again! Thanks Dug! *hugs*
Why has my home been exploded?
You don't?! I carry a small jar around in my pockets at all time!
Also, that's okay you can still use it! Do you own a God or a gosh or a goodness? Probably not!
*grins, hugging back*
(Diamonds, I have plenty of. Llama intestines, less so.)
Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated!
@Trip "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated!"
- Jabbers Crabst
@Soph use the diamonds to buy cruelty free llama intestines?
@Trip how so?
Oh, because surely me being dead must be international news by now.
Right?
Of course it is! Ooh, one site says you were mulled by a tiger and revived by the best person alive. Only half (the tiger part) is fake! :D
:P
Right, if you were making an army of ancient celts, would you have drugged up guys who charge the enemy and break their lines, a bunch of hunting dogs, or both at the expense of any ranged units at all?
(Dugglyn, there may be better things to buy.)
How DID you revive me?
@Soph really? Like what?
@Trip uh, camel juice. *nods like she understands*
Oh of course, how did I not realise?
(Trip - I perhaps would go with the drugged up men. Ranged attacks are a must, and dogs are mostly of little military use.)
^that was about the army of ancient Celts.
I revived you with the power of cantaloupe!
But... High fidelity dogs. Remember Ghosts?
(I would put this into perspective, that this is circa 100 AD, so dogs are actually really quite dangerous war beasts if trained well.)
I hate Ghosts.
So much. Super dog is a reason for this.
Ever play Titanfall?
No, I'm not really big on AAA. But I like its gameplay design, and it seems really well balanced, but when you charge £60 for a game with no singleplayer campaign you can kiss my money goodbye.
*is still here, just doing math*
Say hi to math for me!
Math homework done! Now Spanish. I can say hi to Spanish homework for you, sorry math isn't available!
I paid £12
Since my purchase they've added in-game currency that lets you get burn cards, stuff that enhances your pilot for a single lifetime. Most of these are bought as packs, so you get random cards, not necessarily what you want. But they've added that. And they did it without introducing real money for microtransactions. I couldn't believe that part at first.
They also added a 4 player swarm co-op mode to do PvE, with killstreaks like turrets.
And it's a different game when you have to stop nuke titans from advancing, supporting your team by not letting arc cannon titans advance on them, and not having infinite fast respawns.
And then they made the season pass, consisting of 9 maps, free.
It's a good £12. BF4 had p2w guns. The Desert Eagle did x2-3 damage as any other pistol.
Anyways...
Nah, I hate that spanish guy. Never shares his salsa with me when I want to marinate my victims.
That's not nice! Victims tastes batter with salsa.
I know! Spanish is such a jerk.
Still here btw.
*tackles Kas in a hug*
Hallloooooo!!! I may be a little hyper this morning and I don't even know why! XP
Warning: don't read below if you have trouble dealing with serious violence and death.
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S-21
"Inmates were sliced open and had organs removed with no anaesthetic. Others were attached to intravenous pumps and every drop of blood was drained from their bodies to see how long they could survive. The most difficult prisoners were skinned alive."
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*huggles Hope* Hey! :)
Don't drink coffee then, might make you even more hyper! :P
Don't worry, I'm not a coffee drinker. Too bitter for my taste. *makes a face* blech.
:P
How has your day been? Able to make an appointment yet?
Sorry for poofing.
Nope.
Not yet.
It's okay(response to poofing and not making an appointment). No rush, right? Well, not quite, but I think you get the point. Just make sure you can make one before time runs out. *hugs*
I'll try... (@before the time runs out part)
It's night. Raining.
How is the weather like in your part of Japan? And whatcha up to?
*hugs gently*
Funny, cause over here it's cloudy with a chance of rain later. I'm not up to much. Just doing a routine thing of checking my app notifications and stuff. Gotta do some cleaning around the house later though. It's my job(I like to say that rather than chore). :P
Yay for rain! Rain is good.
And okay. :)
I hate it when you feel like only the characters from a book care about you...
I'm the one making their journey possible. Because without me, they wouldn't exist, or be known to me.
In a way, they love me. In another way, they abuse me.
...
All the while I get screamed at by my little brother after he asked me to set up the PS4 again for him.
*sighs and returns to reading Tiger's Quest*
Yep. But that also means no walks. I've been taking a lot of walks recently, but I don't like going out in the rain. Still nice to listen to though.
*hugs Danni*
We care... But I'm happy you're enjoying the book. You should come talk sometime. I'll talk if I'm here.
*come on more
As in, more than just a few comments, at least for a short time. But only if you're up for it.
*hugs Danni*
:/
You're wonderful. And we care about you.
And now I must sleep. Good day to both of you.
*hugs Hopey-chan sleepily and kind of collapses and falls asleep in her arms*
*smiles at the use of the Japanese word*
Sleep well, Kasumi.
*moves him to a soft grassy area, gets a blanket and pillow from her treehouse, and gently puts the pillow under his head before covering him with the blanket*
Why does everyone feel I'll magicaly fix technology? -Zaf
*coughsorryipoofedcough*
What do you mean, Zaf?
*kisses her gently*
You are.. don't worry.
*shakes some snowflakes onto Beth*
Onwa: what is what?
(Hello.)
Bethany: *she kisses her back, smiling* Cold...
Liliana: My smell?
(*hugs Soph tightly*)
Mmm sorry.
*brushes some of them off of her*
Onwa: it is.. hard to define?
(*hugs Jaimie tightly back* Hello.)
Bethany: *she pulls her hat further down*
Liliana: I see.
(Hey..)
*smiles, kissing her gently*
Mmm.. sorry for being cold.
Onwa: But it is good, nice.
(*cuddles her tightly*)
Bethany: It's no problem. *she smiles*
Claire: So... Names?
Liliana: Good.
(*cuddles her tightly back*)
Hmm.. names..
*thinks*
Cortex.
Onwa: *holds her close*
Claire: What does that mean?
Liliana: *she presses against her*
It's part of the brain.
*shrugs*
Onwa: *kisses her head*
Claire: It sounds a little male?
Liliana: I love you.
(I will be back soon.)
I suppose..
Onwa: I love you too
(I am back.)
Claire: *she sighs* How hard can it be to think of a bloody name?
Liliana: I am glad that we met.
Very, clearly.
Onwa: as am I
*smiles*
Me waking up yesterday: Ooh, I'm better than I was the day before!
Me waking up today: WHY AM I STILL ILLLLLLLL.
I'm in the living room and the damn TV is on (my brother likes background noise, so he INSISTS upon putting the TV on and then not watching it, but I can't focus with background noise so my ability to do abything other than be online has . . . gone rn . . . ), so I'll be here.
Oh wait
is anyone actually here
(Hello, Star.)
Claire: Lets think...
Liliana: *she kisses her neck passionately*
Hi, Sophia. :)
(How are you?)
Still ill. -_-
And a bit fed up with it.
You?
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