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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 4601 – 4800 of 4925 Newer› Newest»(I am depressed. I do not especially enjoy being ill - it inhibits you.)
(:(
Mmh. Yeah.)
(I'm going out tomorrow and Thursday though so I /better/ be better tomorrow . . . D:)
(Luckily for me, Dragona does not have to go into college tomorrow. I get a day doing whatever I want.)
(Hi! Sorry, I fell asleep last night!)
(It's so nice to be actually able to blow my nose and sip water though. Last night in the hours of trying to get to sleep I was just like 'hmm, I want to blow my nose, but it will a) wake me up more and b) might block up my nose more so I can't breathe out my nose, and that will mean that I'll have to breathe out my moyth, and a) that will encourage my sore throat, which will stop me getting to sleep, amd b) I really struggle to breathe out my mouth (I'm not used to it. Only ever do it when my nose is blocked) and that will distracted me from getting to sleep.' And then I was like 'hmm, my throat is sore. I want to have a drink of water, but a) that'll wake me up more and b) if I drink too much I'll have to fo to the toilet, which will REALLY stop me getting to sleep' but then I was like 'but if I don't have a drink then I'll have a sore throat and that will distrsct me from getting to sleep.'
And like
GAH.)
@Sophia: :) Good.
I'm on Easter holidays. Fortunately. :)
(Hello, Pearl.
Star - I despise sore throats. They are the worst thing about illness.)
(How are you Sophia?)
(I am depressed, Pearl. Yourself?)
(OHMYGOSHYES.
Sore throats are the /worst/. The absolute /worst/. My least favourite thing about being ill.)
(:( I'm okay...)
(Star, indeed. Perhaps my second worst thing is the inability to taste.)
@Pearl: :(
@Sophia: I'm not too bothered by that.
(Star?)
Pearl . . . ?
Oh
wait.
I can't remember why I wrote that sad face.
I even remember thinging I didn't need to put one.
I probably meant to put a happy face or something.
Sorry. I'm ill. :P
(You said "@Pearl: :("?)
(Okay, no worries! Get better soon!)
I'm trying. :P Thanks.
(:))
:P
My 'holiday' is Friday Saturday and Sunday.
Not here once again getting ready for school
-Zaf
(That's annoying Zaf :( Have a good day!)
hilow ...i'm the 3rd to the 22nd :P
OH MY GOSH
I JUST HAD THE FIRST NOSEBLEED I'VE HAD SINCE I WAS
LIKE
SIX.
And then I almost fainted.
I mean I had a few drops of blood out my nose but it stopped bleeding and then I blew my nose and it started bleeding again and I held a tissue to my nose and I was bleeding through it so I picked up another one and bled through that and there was like blood running down my hand holding the rissues and my brotyer was like 'don't bleed on the sofa' so I rsn upstairs to the bathroom and then my nose dropped bleeding and I started trying to wash my hands but I was feeling even dizzier and then I felt like I waa going to faint so I sat down but I wasn"t getting better so I yelled for my mum and she was like 'put your head between your knees' and I was luke 'but I don't want to get blood on my pyjamas' and she was like 'never mind the blood' and I was like 'but I mind the blood' and she told me to pinch my nose together but I was like 'no I can't stand breathing out my mouth seriously this is so difficult I need to bleed out my nose' and I was just sat there with my eyes closed feeling like hell and she was trying to clean me up and I was like 'mum, why do nosebleeds happen?' and sbe was like 'variety of reasons' and I was like 'but why specifically do they happen? where does the blood come from?' coz I like analysing this shit when I'm in the midst of fainting and she was like 'hell I don't know' and I was like 'I'll have to google it when I can open my eyes' and she was like 'don't it'll just scare you. They can be very deadly but you'll just have a harmless one' and I was like 'but I want to know' and thwn we waited until I frlt okay enough to open my eyes and she helped me walk downstairs and then she moved my siblings off the sofa so I could sit on it with my feet up because apparently one needs to do that with nosebleeds and she was like 'lean your head back' and I was like 'but you shouldn't do that woth nosebleeds coz the bloodbrund back up your nose and gets stuck' and she was like 'but if you're feeling faint . . . ' but I was too scared of the blood running back into my head so I'm sitting typing this.
"The inside of your nose is full of tiny blood vessels which can bleed if they're disturbed by a minor injury, such as when picking or blowing your nose. Nosebleeds can also occur if the moist lining (mucous membrane) inside your nose dries out and becomes crusty."
Good to know. :)
*rolls eyes*
Star, the one thing you have to do when having a nosebleed is leaning forward while pinching your nose. Otherwise it'll just not stop or get worse.
Some say to lean back, but that's actually not the best. Forward is better.
Also, I have five minutes. Hi.
Hmm...
*looks thoughtful, a mischievous grin forming slowly*
*frowns suddenly, mumbling*
But no time...
Blaaaaaaaahhhhhhh one minuuuuuute.
Grr!
*continues frowning*
Five minutes go by waaaay to fast!
*glares at the time, hoping it would stop*
Bah!
I'll be on later!
*poofs*
I know, Lav, but I /can't/ breathe out my mouth. I only ever have to when I have a cold and it's so dofficult for me and makes me panic.
And MY DAMN EYE IS STILL TWITCHING.
Well then. This'll be a half day.
2-3 inches of snow arriving between 11am and noon.
K. I say this be a half day.
-Zaf
(Hi Keiron!
I've never had one Star!
Hi bye Lavender!
You still have snow Zaf?!)
Do you want to build a snowman and let it go in the wild for the first time in forever? So it mignt be a bit of a fixer uper, and it might have a frozen heart and maybe it'll melt in summer, but love is an open door! and maybe reindeers are better then people, but snowmen are great too, and in the end we'll have a great epilog.
Okay, song count someone.
how many was that?
(12?)
I hadn't had one since I was about six until today.
Not really here.
only 9, right?
damn.
I bet I could get more if I tried
12?
*squints and goes back to check the songs list*
...
I need to find a better way to spend my time...
*nods wisely and slips away again because sleep*
Hi.
Good night, Snuuuu!
Whoa, Halo 5 trailers...
Whoa.
Whoa...
(hi pearl sorry my internet broke for a while :( -should have taken the dog out while it did but yehhh i tried to fix it the full time :P- now I need to take the dog out )
Hey, Keiron.
hey kas :)
Whatcha up to, Keiron?
meant to be getting ready and walking lucy and eating lunch and studying and recording for youtube and editing :P but i am just sitting playing fairytail Gemma got me addicted
wbu ?
Cool.
And I'm eating a sandwich *nods*
Have you seen the Halo 5 Locke and Chief trailers?
yeh they are awesome
(if I don't leave for shower and stuff now I never will so yeh see yall in a while :P)
Wait, you're on holiday?
not yet from friday yeh (i don't have college on mon or tue )
Ah, okay!
(goinng to have lunch then take lucy a walk wbd)
Okay.
(Anybody home?)
*hugs Seirsha*
(*hugs Kas* Hey.)
Hey! :)
How are you? Whatcha up to?
I'm good thanks, just got changed... :/ How about you?
I'm okay, I guess... still nervous.
(Nervous? Why? Back properly now!)
I was thinking.
Onwa: *sighs happily*
Reasons...
Hey, Jaimie.
Went to my local hospital. They don't have appointments. They told me to come by at 8 am (or call) to see if they could have an appointment on that day.
Weird way of doing things.
Claire: What are people scared of?
Liliana: You are beautiful.
(Argh. I escape 2 kittens and end up with a car sat on me instead.)
Monsters.
Onwa: and you are more so.
(Apologies, it seems I disappeared briefly.
Hello, Jaimie. *cuddles her tightly*
I seem have to developed a taste for Cherry Drops.)
Bethany: Darkness...
Liliana: No, I am not.
C and B are apparently typing out (in roleplay form, taking a few characters each) the entire script of Shaun of the Dead.
I'm not sure if they're doing it from memory or not. Wouldn't surprise me of they were. :P
I'm not sure whethwr this is sad or cool??? XD
If I've ever had cherry drops, I can't remember it.
(Probably sad, Star.
I really enjoy them.
How is your nose?)
(*cuddles her tightly back*)
Scary stuff?
Onwa: hush, of course you are.
(Guess whatttttttttttt!)
(What, Jaimie?)
Claire: Something suitable for a name.
Liliana: You shh. You're the one whose wrong.
Yeah. XD
I think they ARE doing it from memory. XD
(I've never watched the film, so I'm quite enjoyimg reading it. :P Like 'yay free film'.)
It's fine. :) Hasn'y bled since, even though I've blown it a few times.
I'm doing a more extensive google search, and, just as my mum predicted, it is scaring the life out of me. It says nosebleeds from the back of the nose (which I think mine was) qre rare and more serious and that if you feel dizzy or like fainting afyer a nosebleed you should go to hospital . . .
:P
(No more school for a bit after tomorrowwwwww! And its none school uniform day; I haz a plan!)
Um.. anarchy?
Onwa: *raises an eyebrow*
*taps Liliana's lips gently, sealing then together*
You are the most beautiful.
(You're over thinking again Star!)
(Or maube it was from the front of my nose after all . . .
Like obsessing, Jai, overreacting ia somwthing I've been doing since I was a toddler. *shrugs*
OH MY GOSH.
SO MUCH FOR NOT BEING SYPPOSED TO BLOW MY NOSE.
I KEEP /SNEEZING/.
(Yellow)
(xD awww poor star.
Hey Chloe!)
(How art thou?)
(I'm okay, you?)
Uodate: Definitely from the front of my nose.
Cause definitely blowing my noee.
Yay?
Hi Inky. :)
(Star, it will be illness related, most likely.
What is your plan, Jaimie?)
Claire: People don't fear archery, and what's that got to do with me?
Liliana: *she folds her arms*
(My ribs hurt
Doctors tomorrow)
"Shaun: Thank you. As Mr Sloman always says, there is no I in team, but there is an I in pie. In meat pie. Meat is an anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about."
XD
C's quoted that to me several times over the years . . . XD
. . .
Oh my gosh.
I'm quoting a ilm I haven't seen.
I'm reading a film I haven't seen.
Is this breaking copyright??
(Good Chloe! *nods*
@Soph *grins* I plan to wear my white dress, black waist coat and leggings.. Probably the steam punk goggles as opposed to a hat.. and possibly some coloured contact lenses. Then try get my hair in pigtails and see how many double takes I get xD)
Some people do.
*shrugs*
Onwa: *raises an eyebrow*
If you think differently, speak up
@Sophia: It's from blowong my nose. There wqs small ampumts of lood turning up on my tissues for several hours before the nosebleed, bit I just thought it was from a cut in my nose so I carried on blowing my nose regardless and then . . . blood fountain.
(Although the fainting-ish was probably ftom the illness. I've been feeling a bit faint whenever I stand up since Saturday, and I imagine running upstairs, standing there for a ehile and losing a bit of blood tipped me over the edge.)
(@Star. No. You're not copying. You're analysing, at best.
Hi.)
(I can't laugh without my ribs hurting)
*hugs Star*
I hope you get better soon. *nods and keeps hugging*
@Kas: Explain, please?
(Sorry. Probably me, not you. Half the time I ask people to explain things the meaning drops into my head in between them asking and me replying. D:)
@Inky: :( :(
*to Kas's first comment to me, not the second
To the second -
:)
*hugs Kas*
Thank you. :)
(Make a swift recovery star)
(Ah, no, they're both watching the movie and typing it down as theyhear it.
XD)
:) I'll try to, Inky. :)
(Good ^,^
I hope my ribs get better by Thursday, I'm off to London !)
@Inky: :)! Have fun!!! :)
(@Star the bit about copyright.)
(Thanks ^.^)
And I hope your ribs stop hurting, Chloe. *hugs gently* *smiles*
@Kas: C and B are typing out the /entire/ script of Shaun of the Dead. I think me reading it all eithout purchasing the film in any way may be breaking copyright. :P
*because I haven't seen the film and probably won't
(*huggles awesomenaut* thank you)
(Double takes, Jaimie?)
Claire: My last name means blade...
Liliana: *she mumbles furiously*
(I will be back soon - baking.)
@Star Buying a DVD entitles you to a DVD. It does not entitle you to a script of the film.
@Kas: I guess.
Actually, it's probably good advertising. Reading this means I'm more likelu to buy it than otherwise. XD
. . . Does anyone want me to email them the entire script of Shaun of the Dead as roleplayed by my friends? XD
(Hehe
Has anyone seen te snickers ad wjth mr bean?)
@Star Yep! :)
(*smiles* aww... I still think its adorable that Soph bakes..
And yes, double takes. No one at school has seen me in a dress before. I wore eyeliner ONCE and they were staring.)
It does?
Onwa: *smirks*
@Chloe I didn't like that ad. I liked the Mr T ones.
:) I'll email when they finish it, if they do.
Hey, Jaimie! :)
@Star Okay! :)
(Right Kas ^.^
Ad I try to always wear dresses to college ^,^ I can't wait to wear my fiftys dress when it gets warmer ^,^)
(Damn Jeremy Kyle is good)
O_O
My contact list for texts for Gemma and Chloe has suddenly acquired pictures.
How?
Why?
The numbers have been on my phone for months.
What happened???
(I have no idea...)
This is so weird.
I mean
How
I just
Okay then.
(*sighs*)
(I imagine it was an application update. :)
I had some ice cream because it's good for sore throats, but I forgot that when my moutg is cold it makes me cough, and seeing as how I have a cough I'm coughing more than I usually woyld, and the coughing is making my throat sore . . .
Gah.
(*strokes imaginary beard* interesting
Very interesting)
(Marshmallows cure sore throats)
(Soup Star?)
(Sis!)
(Sis!)
(*glomps seir* how are you?)
(I'm alright, how are you?
Where did we get to yesterday?)
(I don't fancy soup though, Saoirse. :P
And I can't be borhered to go downstairs and get marshmallows.
. . .
Okay I'm gonna stop complaining now. XD
*resumes reading Shaun of the Dead*
*that offer of the script when it's finished if it gets finished is still open, btw*
(*cries* Sorry, I- I need to go.)
(Velvet went back to normal ad they told eachother how much they love eachother
And my ribs hurt)
(What's wrong sis?)
(I am back whilst the muffins are baking.
It is not adorable that I bake, Jaimie. It is just... fun.)
Claire: Lamina? Yep.
Liliana: *she sighs, keeping her arms forward*
(I will be back soon.)
:O . . .
*hugs Saourse*
(*huggles sis* I'm always here for you, remember)
(Dammit I have chemistry revision tomorrow in college 10-4:30
Luckily I'm skipping some of it for the doctors
Wait, I shouldn't e excited to go to the doctors...gah!)
*hugs Seirsha*
What's wrong?
(ALL BY MYSELF)
DON'T WANNA BE
(*huggles Kassy *)
(I am back.)
*Hugs Kassy and Chloe*
*Hugs Star and Seir too*
Hey guys.
Hey Sophia.
*hugs Gem and Chloe*
Hey! :)
(Hello, Gemma.)
(*huggles gem gem*
Hey how art thou?)
PEW PEW PEW
CLANK
(????)
(Back. Hopefully.
Do you wanna go first Chloe?)
Nothing... :)
Hey, Seirsha! *huggles*
What's wrong?
(Nothing.)
(Kay sis, email )
Felix: I love you, I won let you go again. I'm so sorry about why I said....
(Chloe, seriously, I'm fine. I'm happy here. When I look up from the screen it's different but I'm happy here and I'm not going to waste my time complaining about my life away from Blogland.)
Velvet: It's fine, don't worry. And I'm sorry for leaving but I promise not to leave again.
(If yours sure)
Felix: *hugs* thank you, I can't lose you again
Okay. I'm here if you want to talk, I'm here.
*hugs Seirsha gently*
Velvet: Good because you won't. And you're welcome. *smiles and hugs*
(Thanks Kas. *huggles*)
You're important to us, Seirsha.
*cuddles her and Chloe*
(Thank you Kas. You are important to us too. :) *cuddles*)
Felix; *kisses* I wish I could give you all the cake in the world
(*cuddles kassy$)
Mwahahahahaha I have killed the "prove you're not a robot thing" using my robot powers!!!!!
Mwahahahahaha!!!!
...
*Tanya drives past Velv and Felix*
Hi!
:3
Velvet: I don't need cake. All I need is you. *kisses back*
Felix: hey...
Felix: awwwww
(Yeah it doesn't pop up anymore. How did you...?!)
Kay: *teleports into Tanya car* Yo.
Velvet: *giggles*
*Lavender is asleep in the back seat*
*waves outside*
Hey, Kayleigh. *smiles at her*
Could you pass me some grenades from the back seat, please?
(Conflicted..
Soph, you're a scary as warrior woman, who BAKES. There's literally no way I won't find that adorable.)
Oh.. cool.. hidden dagger?
Onwa:*grins*
No arguments? None? If you disagree then speak up. Going once..
(Dinner, back soon!)
Felix: *takes her hand* come on, I'll take you to the cake shop
(Hey, Jaimie!)
(Hi Kas..)
(Hey Jai Jai
Okay sis !)
(Hi Chloe..)
I have an audition for xfactor :P
(Hey Keiron! Really?)
Is something wrong, Jai? *hugs her gently*
(Hi 'The Boy'. Cool.)
(@Kas *shrugs* s'fine. Mustn't grumble.)
(I am not a warrior, Jaimie. I am a soldier.)
Claire: That sounds like the ancient Chinese art of having sex.
Liliana: *she draws her dagger, using it to cut her lips open* *she grunts in pain, blood flowing over her lips* Ha. I disagree.
(I will be back soon.)
(Yes Jai, is everything quite alright?)
@Keiron can you record a video of you singing?
(Right. Warrior. Not soldier. Got it. Sorry..)
*laughs*
Onwa: *looks quite surprised*
That.. is rather smart..
You can talk if you want to, Jai.
Email, if you want. It's not grumbling. We're here for you.
(It's fine. I just feel like a b*tch when I complain.)
(I am here for you to talk Jai, don't worry about sounding like a bitch)
(It's fine Chloe.. *hugs gently, including kas* thanks for the offer though..)
Velvet: *giggles* Lucky me!
Kay: *takes a couple of grenades, stealing one in the process*
(Don't worry Jai, we're here for you! *huggles*
NO WAY KEIRON?! When?! Will you be on TV?)
Well, you're not a bitch, and you can complain and we'll try to help or make you feel better. *hugs*
Felix: come on! *drags her out of the house*
(Hi saoirse..)
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