Sorry for the delay — was caught up in my Demon Road rewrite and lost track of time!
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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*still feels nervous, but uses the conversation to take her mind off the blood*
Oh, um, I'm doing well. Did a little Sanctuary work for my mom recently, but finished it a while ago. That's about it. How about you? And, uh, what's with...
*she gestures to her seat and the window, finally getting up the courage to ask about the blood*
(Background info: Lavender's mom works at the West Coast American Sanctuary, she helps with certain things, but her mom's still a little worried for her safety, so Lavender doesn't get to do too much. Oh, and Lavender doesn't care about who and what her friends are. She has friends on the other side of the law.)
(Sheesh, this role play stuff is kinda difficult... But fun. It's still fun.
Hi Sil!
@Star: well, if she got mad from that, it kinda proved your point. I think she'll be okay though, she just needs time to take that in. Just remind her that you guys are still friends, and maybe try to include her more?)
(Ahem, difficult as in I take too long to reply and then miss other people's comments. That's what I mean.)
Eh, we all know that she's about 90% anger. Just, it was the way I suggested that might be why we don't tell her things.
Maybe. But she's not online rn. :/
Thanks though. :) :)
(Help! How do I go to the doctor's?
I haven't been since I was like 10, apart from immunisation stuff! But all the time I've been with parents etc and that was nearly a decade ago!
So please help! How do I go to doctors!!!!!???????)
Ummmmmmm look uo your local doctor's on the internet and find out. I imagine you can eother find a walk-in clinic or book an appointment. :)
(Why do you need to go, Kas? Is it serious?
And you shouldn't be so nervous. I think the first thing you should do is make an appointment, though some places allow for sudden clients(I think?), then just go at the appointed time. I get nervous too about that stuff. ^.^)
(*laughs*
Star said that way better than I did! :P)
I've been drifting. Just driving around, state to state...
The blood? Oh... well... it's a long story, actually.
You see... I may have... fatally injured someone... some people. With a gun. And borrowed their car.
I'm sure I didn't, Lav. :P
It's actually the least serious thing possible.
Like, it's about as stupid as booking an appointment because you want to take a selfie with a doctor. It's that stupid.
But then I thought I might as well visit a psychiatrist to test for depression... so... yeah.
...
Ah. Okay then.
*relaxes a bit*
(Commence awkward silence because I can't think of anything else to say. XD)
*turns on some music*
So... you're not scared? Most people usually are.
I mean, so what if I'm a killer and a vampire? Doesn't mean I'll kill you or drain you of your blood, right?
(Well if you think you should, then go. At least you can. I wanted to test if I had depression... A while ago, but my aunt said I didn't need to... Besides, I've gotten a little better since then. Still though, it would be nice to officially see if you have it or not, just so you can stop worrying over it... Talking mainly about me, but it counts for you too.)
(Yellow)
(Hope, email.
Hey, Chloe.)
(*huggles* hello awesomenaut)
(Also, you did too, Star. ;P)
Well, I mean, I've had friends who'd kill for the fun of it so I guess I got used to being around them, though it's been some time since we've talked. Seems like she's living quietly for now.
*looks thoughtful as she brings up a memory*
Hmm, but I think I trust you. You don't seem too bad. Then again, I trust easily, so how can I really know, right?
*smiles playfully*
(No, that's not stupid at all. Mental illness is just as serious as physical, if not more so. And depression us nowgere near as light-hearted as selfies.
Yeah. For that, I might suggest trying to find a psychiatrist directly. :) Once again - internet; that shoyld be the most helpful. :))
(Replied, Kas.
Hi Chloe! :) How are you?)
(Hey Lavy, Star)
(im good ^^ just Skyped Jack so im great ^^
you?)
(*frowns at the time*
*doesn't want to sleep yet*)
(Heh, it's late, but I'm not tired. I'm doing good. :)
(I want tea but its too early -_-)
(Got anything you could snack on then? Snacks are nice. *licks her lips, thinking of fruit and sweets*)
(I have chocolate orange bars)
(:O That sounds really good! Lucky! ;P)
(haven't you ever had chocolate orange? its lush!)
Of course you can trust me!
Unless you're a bad person.
You're not a bad person, are you?
(That's the thing. It's not just depression. I understand depression is a serious matter. But there are two reasons I have to go. And it's the other one that's trivial.)
(*huggles Kassy*)
(*hugs Chloe*
You're pretty.
*hides under a rock*)
(*hides with you* thank you, its my new facebook pic. apparently its scary?)
*smiles and shakes her head*
Course I'm not! And it's good to know I can trust you.
(Yes, I've had chocolate oranges before! They're amazing! And just noticed your pic change, Chloe! I like it! :)
( thanks Lav ^.^)
(Probably because you're face is a bit shaded. If you had better lighting, it would be a better picture. But it's still good!)
(okay Lav ^^ I used a filter, maybe I should make it lighter)
(^.^
*looks at time again*
*should sleep, but still doesn't want to*
Nuuuuuuuuu! D:)
(Good idea. :)
(sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
(It's not scary.
And I must go.
Good night, dear Hopey!)
(thanks Kassy)
Bye, Kas!
Fiiiiiiinnneeee. DX Though it may be hard for me to fall asleep, I'll try.
But then you'd probably be alone, Chloe. Star and everyone else who was here earlier are distant or poofed. :(
(ill be fine, ill ghost till someone comes
im having my tea soon anyways)
Hmm... Not the right face. I just meant to do a closed eyed pout, but the open mouth seems too much...
Also can sorry, double comment.
(don't worry lavy *huggles* now sleep
nos da )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfnB1Nmv4NE
*wonders where the can came from*
Okay then. Have a good rest of your day, Chloe. :P
Night!
(thanks bach ^^ tata)
(Owwwwww my cat needs to trim her nails!!!!)
(Hey Jai ^^)
(Hello Chloe. How are you?
Wanna continue?)
(I am alright, you?
Sure ^^)
(I'm not so bad. Hungry..)
MrBBWolf: Lily?!
*uses the damn cloth, dabbling her cheeks and head with it*
Shh.. sh..
(same here -_- waiting for curry)
Lil: *coughs*
*is still burning up* d da..chr..
(*cries* Evanescence songs are sad)
(I'm waiting for mum to get back..)
MrBBWolf: Lily what's wrong?!
*panics and calls sil*
Sil2: *growls*
Waddaya want?
MrBBWolf: I-It's Lily! She's ill!
Sil2: the demon baby? Oh good! I'll send flowers for the funeral of that helps?
(*strangles Sil*)
Chris: *after his equivalent of crying, he trudges back to the cottage*
Sorry. D posted an entire /book/.
(Well, short story).
Don't worry about trivilaity, Kas. If it's :/ enough to concern you, it's :/ enough to be a problem.
(xD Sil: *grumbles angrily about the stupid baby*)
MrBBWolf: S-sil please help!!!
*is welling up at the idea of Lilith.. moving on*
Sil: I'll happily help organize a funeral!
MrBBWolf: Please.. please.. m-make me b-b-better..
Sil: Busy doing anything else. Sorry.
(Oh my God.. Easter is coming.. awwwww crud! That means even MORE chocolate! D: )
Chris: *knocks on thedoor*
*lil is going red*
(easter is my sisters b day ^.^
lucky so and so -_-)
MrBBWolf: *whimpers*
*runs to the door, hoping for a miracle*
Chris!!! Quick!!! Its Lily!!! H-help.. please..
Chris: *eyes widen* what? what happened?
Lil: c chr...
MrBBWolf: I don't know! She-she got a fever a-and its come on so quick and p-please just help!!!
*grabs his wrist, running to the nursery, dragging him*
Chris: oh...okay... *picks up his fiddle and starts playing it*
*water starts to surround lil*
MrBBWolf: *hugs himself gently, hoping Chris doesn't drown her*
Chris*when lil is completely surrounded, he mutters an incantation under his breath*
*when done, he releases lil whos back to normal and collapses from exhaustion*
MrBBWolf: I-is she okay..?
Chris: *gasps for breath* y yes..
MrBBWolf: Thank you..s-so much..
Chris: I it's okay ... ^curls up*
Hi.
Evanescence songs are indeed sad.
*parents don't celebrate Easter so no chocolate*
(awww Kas, that's tragic :()
(*is alone*
*listens to 'lets get ridiculous'*)
*hugs Chloe*
@Star it doesn't concern me.
(*huggles Kassy*)
*is hugged*
(hope youll be okay awesnaut)
...
:/
:|
(I better have a bath now
bai)
#TeamShowers
Baths are meh.
Showers are awesome.
#TEAMSHOWERS
(Soz chlo.. Sleepy.)
MrBBWolf: *watches him*
((My mym's making me ask my friend interrogating questions . . .
I hate asking people questions like this . . .
But I hate trying to do things without specific detail so I'm always trapped in a hole . . .
In this circumstance I'm being forced to, though, and if I don't ask thrm I have to do them over the phone, which I could never manage . . .)
(*sniffs*)
(*huggles sis* I am back eeryone )
Chris: see y you aren't dead yet
(*is alone*
*wants something to happen *
*hums along to daydream believer *)
MrBBWolf: N-not yet..
Chris: nice to now atleast you were here for your daughter when she was ill this time...
MrBBWolf: Th-this time..?
Chris: you won't be here when she gets I'll again or when she hurts herself or when she has her heart broken
MrBBWolf: O-oh..
*looks at his hands slightly*
*mumbles sh-he won't have her heart b-broken..*
Chris: *shrugs* everyone does *sits up*
MrBBWolf: *shakes head*
Sh-she won't.. wh-hy would she when she c-can just at-tract anyone..
Chris: she's your daughter, she wouldn't use her powers like that.
MrBBWolf: Oh.. r-right..
Chris: I'll look after her *sighs*
MrBBWolf: Th-thank you Chris.. I-I'm sorry.. I-I really am..
*lightly hugs him, not trusting himself with how hungry he is*
Chris: you aren't sorry *doesbt hug back * you just want an easy way out
MrBBWolf: *whimpers*
Chris..
*pulls away from him*
*shakes his head, backing away*
P-please.. d-don't end with harsh words-s..
Chris : how do you think others of your kind manage ? They aren't all monsters
MrBBWolf: *shakes head*
Th-the Incubi find a Sucubi.. th-they can't drain each other..
Chris: I see... I'm sorry for falling in love with you
Please...can't you find another incubus? So no one had to die...
(I am back.)
Bethany: No, no, no... That isn't what I meant. You're perfect just the way you are.
Liliana: *she pokes her nose again* Mmm...
MrBBWolf: I-I don't want another incubus.. n-none of them are g-gay..and none of them are you..
Are you sure..? I'm sorry if I make you cold..
Onwa: *buries her face against Liliana*
Mmm.. safe..
*takes a deep breath in, smiling*
You smell nice..
Chris: sure there us a better guy out there
Who you can't drain
MrBBWolf: *shakes head*
They aren't y-you..
Chris: it's the only way you can carry on living
MrBBWolf: I d-don't care..
Chris: well you can't have me
You'll be dead
MrBBWolf: b-better than cheating..
Chris: it wouldn't be cheating if I give consent
MrBBWolf: i-i don't.. want that.. i-i don't w-want another in my b-bed..
Chris: you'll be forever alone if you die
Can you stand the thought if me moving on? *mutters* not that anyone could love me
MrBBWolf: If.. if it m-made you happy..
Chris: I'll never be so happy as I was with you
(Hi. Bye.)
(Hi Viv..
Bye Viv..
...
*sighs*)
MrBBWolf: You c-could be..
(Hi byii Viv )
Chris: I won't be
(Jai? )
MrBBWolf: P-please Chris..
Chris: if you think I'm going to make this easy for you, you are sorely mistaken *pouts*
MrBBWolf: P-please Chris..
Chris: no no *places hands on hips* I don't care if I'm being harsh, but you are just taking the easy route out
MrBBWolf: *winces, backing away from Chris, arms in front of him as if to shield him from the words*
N-no..
(Apologies, it seems I disappeared briefly.)
Bethany: No, it's fine... I promise, it's fine.
Claire: I need to think of a name...
Liliana: *she laughs* I smell like I need a shower.
(I dedicate to all those awkward souls who have to watch embarrassing sex scenes In movies with their parents)
*watches from a bush*
Chris: you are killing yourself for what you are ! What about all those lonely ugly creatures like me? How do we cope knowing we can't be loved? The amount if times I've tried to kill myself ...I couldn't
(Hello masked man!)
*disappears back into the forest*
(Hmmmm how mysterious)
A name?
Onwa: *smirks*
Mm.. I disagree.
MrBBWolf: *is shaking slightly*
(Hi MM)
Chris : go on *turns* see if I care *shakes*
Claire: *she gestures at her costume* For this?
Liliana: Shh... Yes, I do. *she pokes Onwa's nose again*
MrBBWolf: *face crumples, highly upset*
*turns and runs out the door, shaking, sobbing slightly*
Ahhh. Right, yeah. For your,
*creates the super hero hologram over herself*
too secret super hero duties!
Onwa: *catches Liliana's finger between her teeth*
*smirks, biting it gently before letting it go*
Chris: wolf... *runs after him *
MrBBWolf: *runs as fast as he can, hands fumbling in his pockets for his pocket watch*
*clutches it tight, shaking, pulling the wind up part up, turning both the hands to 4:20*
Chris: *roars* wolf!
MrBBWolf: *sobs, remembering the warning he was given with the watch*
*if its even a minute off you'll be stranded in the no where region..*
*turns it to 4:23 fumbling to try press it down*
Chris; *cries* please don't!
MrBBWolf: *turns, slowing down, facing him*
Y-you want this.. I-I'm sorry Chris.. I-I'm sorry that I-I..
*sniffles*
*whispers*
I'm so sorry..
Chris : *a single tear falls down his face*
*forthe first time he cries real tears * please don't:::I am so sorry...I just...didn't want you to leave me
*drops out of a tree, landing silently*
*watches Chris and Wolf*
Claire: *she folds her arms* Vigilante.
Liliana: *she tilts her head* What was that for?
MrBBWolf: You ask.. asked me to g-go.. I c-can at least d-do that r-right..
(*getting all emotional*)
*smiles*
Sorry, vigilante who dresses like a superhero.
Onwa: Poking my nose.
(*same*)
Chris: *looks to the floor* i I didn't mean it,..
(*lol. We're so soppy*)
MrBBWolf: *moves closer, pulling him into a tight hug*
I-I know.. tha-at you'll m-move on.. a-and I kn-now you'll be a good d-dad for m-me..
Chris; *sobs* I can't replace you...
MrBBWolf: N-not replace..
*sniffles*
J-just.. m-move past..
Chris; I c can't...you are leaving me....
Claire: Vigilante who dresses in a way that they're unrecognisable.
Liliana: But your nose is adorable.
MrBBWolf: Y-you can..
*smiles gently*
Y-you'll be fine.. t-times up..
Vigilante who dresses like a superhero. You have a cape Claire.
Onwa: *raises an eyebrow*
Claire: So does Dracula.
Liliana: What?
Chris: *shouts* no! *clutches him*
Yes, but Dracula doesn't wear a concealing costume as well.
Onwa: Adorable?
MrBBWolf: *stiffens his posture slightly, breathing through his mouth carefully*
Ch-Chris.. please... I-I'm really hungry.. I-I don't want to h-hurt you..
Chris: *crushes his lips against wolfs*
MrBBWolf: *yelps in surprise*
*struggles slightly, trying to resist*
*melts into the kiss, pressing against him, adding more passion*
*his fingers drum softly against his leg*
*he wonders whether or not to take action*
Not yet. Not yet.
Chris: *continues to kiss and keeps him close*
MrBBWolf: *bites his lip, still kissing, his magic leaking into Chris, controlling him, filling him with love and passionate*
*fades back into the foliage*
*heads towards Silente, Claire, and Bethany*
*stays inconspicuous*
(*cough*SilClaireandBethareinIcelandnotBlogland*cough*)
Chris: *starts to use his tongue*
(*blushes* yaoi...)
Claire: *she glares* Do you have any ideas for a name?
Liliana: Mmm... adorable.
(...*facepalm* I just got dragged off my bed. By my bag.
@Chris this is cheating!!!)
MrBBWolf: *uses tongue also, growling gently*
*grins*
Hmmm. Costumed claire?
Onwa: *shakes head*
(Chrjs; how?)
Chris; *plays with his hair and contines*
(I never said that he would get there any time soon...)
Claire: Serious names.
Liliana: What? You are adorable.
(I can't be bothered getting up.. ugh..
@Chris you're manipulating him!!! Bad Chris!!!)
MrBBWolf: *chuckles*
Mmm.. Bedtime I think
That was a serious name!
Onwa: *raises an eyebrow*
Mhmm. Did you hit your head recently Liliana?
(Chris: *shrugs*)
Chris: I think so too
(*glares at Chris* he won't be happy when he wakes up.)
MrBBWolf: *grabs his hands, smirking, strutting back to the house*
((Oh my god mononormality. (I might have made that word up. I'm sure there's a real one mraning the same thing).
Although I'm not complaining too much because some (rare) people are naturally monogamous and can literally oy hace feelinga for one person at a time - acting poly eould be going against their nature, like ot would if a straight person was in a gay relationship.))
(Chris; exactly, he will wake up. He'll be alive
I love the way wolf struts XD)
Chris; -*smiles as he is lead *
(He will be ANGRY. Not to mention upset!!!)
MrBBWolf: *pushes the door open, leading Chris to their bedroom (do they share one? If not then to Chris's bedroom)*
(*nods at star*
I was wondering what your views on all this are!)
(Hello, Star.)
Claire: A useable name, please.
Liliana: Afraid not.
(Hey Star!)
(They do share)
Chris: *chuckles* ready?
((My views on this MOSTLY are "ohmygosh BBWolf awwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh because I love him and his scenes with Chris are so D':, but I believe I'd expressed that before. :P))
((Really need to go to sleep . . . Feeling increasingly dizzy . . . ))
Why isn't that useable?
Onwa: Hmm.
MrBBWolf: *grins*
Never more ready
(TIME SKIP)
(xD that works. I had meant on the whole situation but that works.
Hey star. Hey star. Hey star. SLEEP)
Claire: It's crap, that's why.
Liliana: Hmm?
((*points to Jai, while I'm here and she's here and she's timeskipping, but this hasn't been the first example, and the first one WAS one with Sophia*
@everyonewhosaidJaiandSophianeededtobemorecatefulwithtimeskips:
See.
Jai.
Listening to you.
Taking your comments on board.
Being careful.
Timeskipping.
See.))
Offended!
Onwa: Just wondering what would possess you to call me adorable
((Yeah. Sleeping. Yeah.
Night. :)))
(Sleep star!
I dot know why I put my own character through torment )
Chris; *lays there on the bed with an arm wrapped around wolf*
((Because otherwise the story would be crap?))
((imo. In fiction, I love emotion and action scenes switch me off.))
((Oh right. SLEEP!))
(xD thanks star. Now shhh. Sleep :)
MrBBWolf: *is fast asleep and, as per usual, dribbling on Chris*
Chris: *laughs slightly*
(Hehe nos da star!)
MrBBWolf: Mmm?
*yawns, stirring slightly at the movement, in that place between awake and asleep where everything is good*
Chris: *kisses wolfs head*
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