How To Write Books Good, Part 3

Beginning the book:

• Sit down at desk.
• Open Word document.
• Look at blank page.
• Become anxious.
• Decide that the problem is the font.
• Change font.
• Be much happier.
• Look at blank page.
• Make cup of tea/coffee.
• Drink tea/coffee while looking at blank page.
• Do not check Twitter/email/Facebook/Tumblr.
• Check them a little.
• Take a break.
• Sit back down.
• Write something.
• Change font.
• Be much happier.
• Take out phone in case someone wants to ring you. 
• Do not play Angry Birds.
• Do not play it.
• Play it a little.
• Put phone away.
• Delete what you have written.
• Write something else.
• Read back over it.
• Shrug. Decide to fix it in the rewrite. 
• Congratulations! You've started the book!