Friday, June 27, 2014

AOH Trailer

Book trailers are a tricky thing. When they're done badly, they're a little cringey and vaguely embarrassing. But when they're done right, they're AWESOME.

And because we have the incomparable Mr Tom Percival working on our trailers, we pretty much fit into the awesome category every single time.

I love the fact that it's time to release this. We have other stuff yet to be released/announced, such as what EXACTLY the Theatre of Shadows is and how it can involve everyone around the world. We're always trying to find ways to include our far-flung readers in the fun, and I think we've come up with something special.

But enough from me... Behold the awesome.


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Garret Falcone said...

(I'm cool thanks Rose)
(Hello ed)
ok well you check when your ready *smiles and kisses her forehead*

Inky Flame said...

( I be good ^^ found old pics of when my dog was a pup)

Jophiel said...

*She smirked up at Loki*

Mmm...? What would my king have in mind...?

Edward Fletcher said...

(Hello Gar

that's good Inky)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Hello, Rose.)

Inky Flame said...

Tawnee: *smiles* okay, sweetie

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lots of little things. *shrugs* My army is not complete, I wish to have another son and daughter, then my army is complete.

((*cries* More Loki spawn...-Zaf

*smacks Zafira with the sceptre* Be quiet, you mewling quim!))

Jophiel said...

(Hey Tia)

Inky Flame said...

*sits in cottage, grooming symba's mane*

Jophiel said...

You want more children, huh...? Well... Maybe... It depends...

*She giggled and kissed his nose*

Giving birth hurts... And these will be Asgardian children through and through...

Edward Fletcher said...

*Sits floating above middle of lake thinking*

Garret Falcone said...

(MY DED!! *starts thinking* this is going to be a ball ache.)
i ded to hugs / huggles / glomping because its a nice thing to hug someone and its used in many ways such as helping a friend or family member, its used in relationships to show love for someone and its used by friends because its a nice thing, hugging friends)

Inky Flame said...

(Hear hear)
*wonders where Ed is*

Edward Fletcher said...

(Hear hear)

Edward Fletcher said...

*Lament is talking in head*

L: Really, who to?

Inky

Oh, I didn't think...

Shut up

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I realize, I gave birth to a horse and that was before epidorals were around. Then Zanida kindly let me feel the pain she felt when she had Ricci. *takes Rose's hand and kisses gently* The children could possibly become king or queen.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Hear hear)

Inky Flame said...

*goes out looking for him* Ed? where are you!?

Jophiel said...

(Tackleglomps...

Do any of you remember...?

*Cries*

*Cheers for the dedication*)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: *wanders around Blogland, thinking of life*

Garret Falcone said...

*leans over to the bedside table and picks up a pregnancy test* i got this earlier *gives it to Taw* use it when ever your ready *smiles and leans back against the wall*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Appears next to Inky* Here I am

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

I will be going now.

Thinking about her.

Take care, guys, and good bye!

Jophiel said...

*She blushed deeply at his kiss and looked at her feet*

Stop being all gentle-manly... What happened to evil Loki...? I don't want him stumbling on us while I am sleeping with his identical twin...

Edward Fletcher said...

(Bye Tia)

Inky Flame said...

*glomps Ed* heya Sweetie


Tawnee: *looks at it* it is early yet. we must wait for a while *smiles*

Inky Flame said...

(Byii Tia)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

He is there, but I am kind to the one I love. Anyone else will get my usual kill you for annoying me self. *smirks* I have a realm, and a beautiful wife and children, what more can I ask for?

Edward Fletcher said...

I was thinking, to celebrate how about a ball?

Inky Flame said...

*tilts head and smiles* a ball? how exciting! when?

Inky Flame said...

*tilts head and smiles* a ball? how exciting! when?

Jophiel said...

*She blushed again and giggled*

I'm not beautiful, yet you are quite the charmer... Maybe, if you keep this up, you might end up with your army...

Edward Fletcher said...

I was thinking now? *Is already wearing tuxedo*

Inky Flame said...

Now? but I don't have a dress

Edward Fletcher said...

I know so *they appear in a dress shop* *Hands her the gold card* pick whatever you want

Inky Flame said...

*smiles* you don't have to spoil me so much
*starts looking around*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Erica: hell is quite pleasant..

Edward Fletcher said...

Don't be silly

Garret Falcone said...

Ok, I'm just excited that's all *puts an arm over Taws shoulders*
(Good bye Tia)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I really do like the idea of an army. *kisses her cheek*

SimpleGamer98 said...

*nods* Yes, it can be. When the mood takes it.

Inky Flame said...

*points to a dress* that's pretty, shall I try it on?
*it is a light blue colour*


Tawnee: I know you are, and so am I. Im just...nervous

Edward Fletcher said...

It is nice, try it

Jophiel said...

I know you like that idea, Loki. I want you to have your army, but you have to fight for it... I'm not giving into you that easily...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Erica: hmm. The mood seems to be taking it now..wonder what its like on a bad day. *kisses Xan*

Garret Falcone said...

Why are you nervous?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*pulls her close* I want you....with me....forever...*kisses her harder*

Inky Flame said...

*smiles* okay, stay here
*goes and changes into dress*
*emerges* what do you think?
(this is the dress
http://www.myorthosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cheap-blue-prom-dress.jpg)

Jophiel said...

I know you do...

*She giggled and tried her hardest not to kiss him back*

You've got to fight me... Fight for your army...

Inky Flame said...

Tawnee: I don't know if id be good enough

SimpleGamer98 said...

*kisses Erica* I don't think you want to know. *puts hands on either of her thighs* But you're correct, the mood seems to be quiet right now.

Edward Fletcher said...

Wow, you look... amazing *grins*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

If I must....*sighs* I will fight.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Erica: wonder why..

Garret Falcone said...

I know you'll be a great mum, and I'll be here to help out too.

Inky Flame said...

*blushes* so do you

Inky Flame said...

Tawnee: *kisses him* thank you

Jophiel said...

No...

*She chuckled and kissed along his jaw*

Not fighting like that... I'm not going to let you bed me that easily... No... Fight for the right to do so...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sighs and kisses her harder* You want to fight me....you want to fight the god of mischeif and lies.

Edward Fletcher said...

Why thank you *they appear outside a large glass palace* The king and queen of earth 2.0 have invited us to attend the 100 year ball. Which only occurs every hundred years

Inky Flame said...

*looks around in awe* wow...wow *is speechless*

SimpleGamer98 said...

*thinks* I dunno *grins*

Garret Falcone said...

*returns the favour*

Jophiel said...

*She moaned but silenced it quick. She couldn't give up so easily*

Think of it more as playing... We're not going to fight-fight... I'm just teasing you...

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(I am back.)

Edward Fletcher said...

*Shows the guard a piece of paper and they enter the ballroom* This is nice

Inky Flame said...

Tawnee: life is perfect at the moment *smiles*

Edward Fletcher said...

(Hello Sophia)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Hey Soph.)

Erica: you sure? *grins*

Inky Flame said...

*holds his hand* its lovely. Thank you for bringing me

Inky Flame said...

(Hey Soph ^^)

Edward Fletcher said...

Than you for agreeing to put up with me *gets them two glasses of champagne*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Hello everyone.

Hello Silente. *hugs her*)

Inky Flame said...

Putting up with you? *laughs* you say that like you are trouble

Inky Flame said...

(I thought you didn't hug, Soph...)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Claire: Why would they be suspicious? Bitches get killed all the time.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*runs hand through her hair* You sound so cute...

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Exceptional circumstances, Chloe.)

SimpleGamer98 said...

Not really, probably you. *smiles* *kisses her lips, biting her bottom one lightly*

Edward Fletcher said...

*raises eyebrow* You think I'm not? *laughs*

Jophiel said...

*She closed her eyes, slowly, unwillingly, relaxing under his touch*

Flirt...

Inky Flame said...

(okay...)
*smiles* I don't think you are trouble sweetie. you have been very good to me

Edward Fletcher said...

You brought out the best in me. Would you like to dance?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I know I am. *kisses her again and again, running a hand through her hair*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

No they really don't. Not in the mortal world.


(*hugs Soph back*)


Erica: *kisses him back, grinning*

Inky Flame said...

*curtseys* I would love to dance

Edward Fletcher said...

*Bows and leads her to dance floor*

Jophiel said...

*She fought against Loki's lips, trying not to succum to them*

You'll have to... Do better... Than that... Ahh...

SimpleGamer98 said...

*runs a hand through her hair while kissing* Should we go for a swim or is the sauna enough? *smirks*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*nips her lip gently* I can.....*grins* *hands wander down south, knowing that she'll eventually succum*

Inky Flame said...

*smiles and gets led*
*looks around* everyone looks so elegant *smiles*

Garret Falcone said...

(I'm going to vanish for a while c u later)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Claire: Sure they do. Everyone wants to kill bitches. Apart from bitches themselves.

Inky Flame said...

(okay Gar ^^)

Edward Fletcher said...

You look elegant *Starts the dance leading her*

Inky Flame said...

*smiles* so do you *starts dancing*

Edward Fletcher said...

(Bye Gar)

Jophiel said...

*For a moment, she stood there, lost in the pleasure of feeling his hands travel along her body. Then she blinked rapidly, trying to get her thoughts back*

You... Must do... Better.. Oh, God...

Edward Fletcher said...

*the dance finishes and the crowd heads to get more drinks* Allow me to introduce you to the queen of earth 2.0 *Bows before the queen*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*his armor vanishes* Shall I take yours off? Hmmm?

((Omg....

Mom: Men could have sex with a keyhole
Me: Loki...

Inky Flame said...

*bows aswell* nice to meet you, your majesty

Edward Fletcher said...

*The queen nods* *stands* *Turns to Inky and whispers* The royalty does not speak to citizens here *gets them drinks*

Inky Flame said...

*nods*

Jophiel said...

*She tried to stop her hands reaching out to caress his chest, to feel the tight muscles under the skin, but she couldn't. She pressed herself against him tightly and nodded slowly*

Mmm...

Jophiel said...

(Oh my God... Zaf!! Your mom/mum is amazing!!))

Edward Fletcher said...

You have a look round if you want, I need to check something

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Shall we do this? *smirks taking her shirt off*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((I nearly died....I was laughing so hard.-Zaf

Inky Flame said...

*smiles* okay *goes to mingle with the crowds*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Heads to a room in the corner and heads down stairs to a cellar* Oh *Sees the machine connected to the people*

Inky Flame said...

*find the beverages*
*picks a drink*
*smiles*

Jophiel said...

I think we should...

*She giggled softly and let him take her shirt*

We definitely should... I should be stronger now, too... You don't have to go so easy...

(I would have died to, if it wasn't 1:18am...)

Edward Fletcher said...

*The queen appears quietly and smashes bottle round head*

Jophiel said...

*too

Inky Flame said...

*thinks*
*decided to go and find Ed*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*as the shirt comes off, next comes the pants* Good, good. I would not want to have you hurt.

Edward Fletcher said...

Queen: Your invitation is not real

And?

Q: Your not a citizen, which means you must be an outlaw

Which means what?

Q: Welcome to Earth 2.0 justice department *connects him to machine*

*screams*

Jophiel said...

Loki... Are you sure you want all the others to see me like this...? Perhaps we should go to your room...? Or somewhere else private...

*She looked around, blushing deeply*

I'm stronger than I look....

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*picks her up and they appear in his room* Is this better?

Inky Flame said...

*hears scream*
*comes running*
Ed!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(internet problems..)

No Claire. They don't deserve to die.


Erica: hmm..the sauna IS quite nice..

Inky Flame said...

*hears scream*
*comes running*
Ed!

Edward Fletcher said...

*Is sat I corner talking to self*

*Queen fades away*

Jophiel said...

*She smiled up at Loki and piled his face to hers, kissing him hard*

Inky Flame said...

Ed? are you...okay? *kneels down beside him*

Inky Flame said...

Ed? are you...okay? *kneels down beside him*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Doesn't see Inky just keeps talking to self*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*kisses her hard, not wishing to let go of her*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Claire: They don't DESERVE to die. But we can kill them anyway.

Inky Flame said...

*pokes him* Ed...what happened? who are you talking to?

Inky Flame said...

*pokes him* Ed...what happened? who are you talking to?

SimpleGamer98 said...

*holds her hand* Its your choice *smiles*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Machine keeps buzzing* *keeps talking*

Jophiel said...

*She carefully knelt in his arms and grabbing his hair, tugging at it gently as she kissed him*

Loki...

Jophiel said...

*grabbed

Inky Flame said...

*hears a buzzing* whats this?
*kicks the machine* is this...controlling you? *looks for an off button*

Inky Flame said...

*hears a buzzing* whats this?
*kicks the machine* is this...controlling you? *looks for an off button*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Machine fizzes when she kicked it but keeps running*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Rose....*rolls onto bed so she can be on top of him*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Talking gets louder* Jones, Arachne, Lament

Inky Flame said...

Ed! *shouts* can you hear me?
*frantically looks for an off button*

Inky Flame said...

Ed! *shouts* can you hear me?
*frantically looks for an off button*

Jophiel said...

*She grinned down at him and traced down his chest with one finger, going much lower than usual*

Mmm... Mine...

Edward Fletcher said...

Johnathon, Burglars, Guards

*Machine still runs* *Wires run from machine to the ceiling*

Inky Flame said...

Johnathon? Burgulars? guards?

*spots wires*
hmm, wht will happen if I do this...*pulls on the wires*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*is quiet for a moment before kissing her neck, nipping gently at it*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Machine breaks and shuts down*

Lazarus *falls sweat rolling down head*

Jophiel said...

*She tilted her head to the side to allow him better access, giggling and moaning at his mouth on her*

Loki... Don't be... Cruel...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Erica: swimming pool sounds nice....





Well we aren't doing so Claire.

Inky Flame said...

Ed? *kneels down next to him* what are you talking about?

Inky Flame said...

Ed? *kneels down next to him* what are you talking about?

Inky Flame said...

Ed? *kneels down next to him* what are you talking about?

Inky Flame said...

Ed? *kneels down next to him* what are you talking about?

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Claire: *sighs* You're no fun. What else do we need?

Edward Fletcher said...

*shivers* It was horrible. The machine, it makes you see, see all those you have killed

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

If you become pregnant from this, I'll have to be gentle until you have the child. *his hands go to her chest*

Inky Flame said...

Ed? *kneels down next to him* what are you talking about?

Jophiel said...

I don't want you to... Don't...

*She moaned loudly and her eyes fluttered*

Loki... I... I can't think...

Inky Flame said...

(Bloody phone)
*hugs him* it's okay now

Inky Flame said...

(Bloody phone)
*hugs him* it's okay now

Edward Fletcher said...

*shivers* You enjoy the ball *Stays in corner*

Inky Flame said...

I will not *hugs him tightly*
*strokes his hair* it's okay now

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*eases off a bit, realizing she probably can't form thoughts*

Jophiel said...

*She blinked rapidly, her thoughts slowly returning*

Evil...

Edward Fletcher said...

So any, dead *Shakes head*

SimpleGamer98 said...

Okay, swimming pool it is *leads her out the sauna, into the pool* How's this then?

Inky Flame said...

Ed, look at me *grasps his head in her hands and looks into his eyes* it is all in the past now, okay? It's all over.

Edward Fletcher said...

It isn't though is it. Arachne, that is not in the past, how many more?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I know I am. *grins*

Jophiel said...

*She rolled her eyes at him and lay beside him. Then she started to pull him on top*

You're a meanie...

Inky Flame said...

*hugs him tightly* tht was for a good cause, you helped out a friend. You are a good person, and my man. Think about this, next month, we will be married *smiles* looking forward to that?

Inky Flame said...

*hugs him tightly* tht was for a good cause, you helped out a friend. You are a good person, and my man. Think about this, next month, we will be married *smiles* looking forward to that?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Now, if you want me to be on top, it will hurt.

Jophiel said...

There's a Midgardian saying that goes: no pain, no game...

*She giggled and kissed his nose*

Edward Fletcher said...

You still want me even after all those people died. Tortured, screaming in pain. Even though countless more will die at my hands, pleading for mercy that will not come?

Inky Flame said...

*smiles* yes, i love you Ed. I will always want you no matter what

Inky Flame said...

*smiles* yes, i love you Ed. I will always want you no matter what

Inky Flame said...

*smiles* yes, i love you Ed. I will always want you no matter what

Inky Flame said...

*smiles* yes, i love you Ed. I will always want you no matter what

Jophiel said...

(I think you phone loves Ed too, Penguin.)

Edward Fletcher said...

Are you sure?

Inky Flame said...

(Feck
That's what you get with a third hand phone -_-)

Inky Flame said...

(Feck
That's what you get with a third hand phone -_-)

Inky Flame said...

(Feck
That's what you get with a third hand phone -_-)

Inky Flame said...

(Feck
That's what you get with a third hand phone -_-)

Inky Flame said...

*nods and smiles* a hundred and ten percent

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Well YOU need to look older.



Erica: *pulls him under the water*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I love you so much...

Jophiel said...

*She wrapped her legs around his waist and smiled at him*

You're my everything... I love you... Forever...

SimpleGamer98 said...

*looks at her underwater and chuckles*

Sir said...

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Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Claire: ... So makeup?

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Edward Fletcher said...

Then, forgive me *Ed, Inky and Queen appear in a desert* *Sends energy into queens mind crushing her brain* *Sends her body back to ball*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Forever. You are going to know pain, love.

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Hello, Sir.)

Edward Fletcher said...

(Hello Sir)

Jophiel said...

*She smiled and nodded into Loki'c chest*

(Shall we move this off blog if it gets any more... Intimate?)

(Thank you, Sir!)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Yes, Rose.

Jophiel said...

For Paul.

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