Friday, June 27, 2014

AOH Trailer

Book trailers are a tricky thing. When they're done badly, they're a little cringey and vaguely embarrassing. But when they're done right, they're AWESOME.

And because we have the incomparable Mr Tom Percival working on our trailers, we pretty much fit into the awesome category every single time.

I love the fact that it's time to release this. We have other stuff yet to be released/announced, such as what EXACTLY the Theatre of Shadows is and how it can involve everyone around the world. We're always trying to find ways to include our far-flung readers in the fun, and I think we've come up with something special.

But enough from me... Behold the awesome.


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Lord Artypants of teh underworld said...

FIRST

Lord Artypants of teh underworld said...

YES I GOT FIRST AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Lord Artypants of teh underworld said...

I'M SO PROUD

Lord Artypants of teh underworld said...

IT'S AN AWESOME TRAILER TOO

DEREK IS YOU READ THIS PLEASE POST THE WORD "LEMONS"ON YOUR NEXT BLOG POST

BECAUSE Y'KNOW LEMONS ARE GREAT

Alexandra Steel said...

I need this book!!!!!!!!!!

Holly said...

!!!

katya.rocks said...

That is INCREDIBLY awesome. The 'tragic' bit definitely scares me though

Bekka said...

I agree, the "tragic" part is concerning. Is the book actually going to be that thick? It's much better than I'd dared to hope.

Inconvenience said...

Tragic is scary. But tragic is also so entertaining.

Josephine Augur said...

Looking forward to this (Gordon's story in particular!) Still waiting for the stock to come in at work though... Ah well, plenty of time I guess.
:)

Eloise Smith said...

"Tragic" is not a fun word to use. Neither is "noble" in this context. I am far too emotional about these characters. They have taken over my life. Thank goodness we get a few stories from when things weren't quite so heartbreaking before the inevitable end.

Maddy said...

Oh god...The Ghastly "noble" thing was too much to bear. *chokes up as remembers the horrific chapters*

Fabi S. / Moss Cryptic C'était la vérité. said...

OH HMFJSJDJSJCJSJ

Dragona Pine - Geth Platform said...

*hadn't even seen the new post*

Valkyrie V. Cain - Ivy the Fangirl said...

GLORIOUS

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Ghastly... is certainly noble. :')

Vivanus Keen said...

Why the tragic? Why why why?

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Oh, the feels...

Fabi S. / Moss Cryptic C'était la vérité. said...

My comment from the last post. I said there was a new one, and then wrote this out and posted it there, anyway.

[Facepalm]

...

Everyone does that, though.

Increases their power so they have a chance.

Or rather, so they're on top.

No one here likes losing...

And I guess I'm not sure what your definition of "better" is, Chi...

And I'm sorry. I didn't mean this to turn into a find fault with everyone type thing...

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Always a competition for power...

You dont need powerful characters for a better rp. You need a powerful plot.
The pen IS mightier than the sword.

Vivanus Keen said...

Tragic is worrying me!!!

Fabi S. / Moss Cryptic C'était la vérité. said...

It's like...

Yeah, I don't like it.

I'm not going to make you change it, though.

It's not really my place to force my version of what is right on others.

I guess I can understand wanting to be powerful.

I'm just not going to join in.

If that makes any sense...

Chione Asahina - Goddess of Snow - Butler to Malente - Wife of Blake Soul said...

Oh no it's ok Fabi!

Silente Tempest said...

(Oh that's a GOOD trailer....Tragic....that's one way to put it....*may be a tad worried*)

*stumbles over to a tree and lays her pounding head against the bark taking deep breaths so as not to puke*
*wipes at her blurry eyes wanting them tk clear*

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

I feel the same, Fabi.

Dragona Pine - Geth Platform said...

(Fabi - no, not on top. I don't boost offensive capabilities. Only defensive. Like then. For most of that all the Geth unit was doing was repairing itself and fortifying its shields. It still kept with the flamethrower and the rifle. The damage output didn't change. I didn't WANT it to go all overpowered and kill everyone. Because that would have been no fun. Increasing the defensive rather then offensive means that it evens things out a little. You can take a little more damage than normal but at the same time deal the same amount.)

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

*sneaks up behind Silente*
*wraps around neck*
*puts her in a chokehold*

Fabi S. / Moss Cryptic C'était la vérité. said...

I agree with that, Elleni.

That's what I try to do in my plot, when I bother posting it.

There have always been different phases here, though.

Sometimes we roleplay with intricate and emotional plots. Sometimes we blogfight.

Right now this place is in a mostly Blogfighting phase. There are elements of plot, too, but it's mostly about fighting and winning.

And I think it's silly, if I'm being honest, but the people who mostly blogfight thought that detailed roleplay plots were silly.

So...

Yeah.

Everyone's always looking over their shoulders and looking down on anyone who looks ahead. And then eventually the people who were looking ahead look over their shoulders and the cycle continues.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

(Wise words, Dragona.)

Chione Asahina - Goddess of Snow - Butler to Malente - Wife of Blake Soul said...

Thanks for the feedback Silente. Depending on how bored I am this Summer, I might put up chapters more than once a week. But a most a week. Hopefully.

Fabi S. / Moss Cryptic C'était la vérité. said...

That wasn't directed at you specifically, Dragona. Sorry if I made it unclear. I mean, it was kind of in response to what you said, but I don't think any one individual is the problem.

Silente Tempest said...

*grabs at Elleni's arm head already spinning without the need of the chokehold*

*whimpers tears streaming down her face and weakly tries to pull the arm away*

*elbows Elleni in the stomach*

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

(I personally need action in rps to keep myself interested... But that's because if there is none, nothing happens. But there are some rps that really have deep meaning to them with lots of emotions..)

Dragona Pine - Geth Platform said...

(Fabi - I want an emotional plot to happen. I really do. But I have like NO ideas... and none that'll suit the completely overpowered characters that some people have.

I mean, it's like playing Mass Effect.

At the moment, it's like playing Bronze difficulty with a team of Krogan Sentinels who can basically take a shit load of damage and deal even more. The game would be too easy. The enemies wouldn't be strong enough.

But then again, you don't want to play Platinum difficulty either - because then it'd be like playing with two Volus and two Krogan. The Volus would just die because the enemies are so strong, then the Krogan couldn't survive by themselves.

So you have to make a balance. You need a threat, but one that's suitable for everyone. You need it to be a challenge for both weak and strong characters and that's a real problem. Because it's hard to make a threat like that. And I can't do it.)

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

*groans and bends down slightly, pulling Silente with her*

Dragona Pine - Geth Platform said...

(Fabi - oh, I know it wasn't like directed fully at me. I was just making a point that there are other ways to make a character more powerful than, "HEY NEGATE ALL DAMAGE AND KILL SOMEONE AND CHOP OFF LIMBS AND MWHAHAHAHA BOOM!")

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

(Perhaps that's why some people in Blogland are feeling left out...)
(I've never done an emotional plot here. What are some examples that have been done before?)

Silente Tempest said...

*whimpers going red*

*slams her head backwards into Elleni's nose*

Book Crazy said...

I am going to rome on the third...Luckily I amazon primed it to come before 1. (Leaving at 5) Can't wait to read a Tanith Low Story post remnant. But I am pretty sure the Dead-Men stories will steal the show!

Fabi S. / Moss Cryptic C'était la vérité. said...

"Action" isn't always fighting each other, though.

Or at least, it doesn't have to be.

...

I don't want to start a big conflict about this.

I think it's probably best if I leave now.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Ow!
*lets go*
*holds nose*

Dragona Pine - Geth Platform said...

(Elleni - there was once something to do with a werewolf and a wedding and yeah I was present at the wedding but hadn't got a clue what was happening half of the time with the werewolf. The wedding was fun. Everything was fine, then someone like made the bride go unconscious and there was like an internal-vision-battle and everyone else had to like stabilise them and stuff.)

Finn Francis said...

36th!
Awesome trailer. I'll stop trying to conceal it now
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Dragona Pine - Geth Platform said...

(Fabi - you're not starting a conflict. Honest. It's not even a heated discussion. I'm agreeing with you, not arguing with you.)

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

(What other action is there? I'm curious...)
(Conflicts are part of human nature, but they don't always have to be arguments. Just debating. We want to express what we think or how we feel.

But if you wish to drop the topic, I guess we may.)

Silente Tempest said...

*collapses to hands and knees*
*proceeds to be sick on the floor*


*when it eventually stops, curls up shivering*
*closes her eyes and curls up tighter*

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

*looks down at Silente*
*sighs*
I'm going soft...
*kneels down*
You feelin'... okay?

Fabi S. / Moss Cryptic C'était la vérité. said...

Or keep responding to things because I'm emotionally invested in this place...

There was one time where...

First Edward went back and destroyed the early humans. Then Niccolò went back and brought them back to life. That part is mostly irrelevant.

Except that this alternate dimension was dying, and there were parallel versions of everybody, and they thought that it was empty because they'd tested and found that humanity had never evolved.

Only by the time they realized people were still there, they sort of panicked and tricked everybody into going into the alternate dimension.

And everyone had their own little subplots, but it was all the same story.

It was almost a year ago... I wish I remembered more details... :-/

Silente Tempest said...

*shakes her head*
I'm.....fine.
*blinks a lot and moves to sit up shakily*
Onwa just...*swallows* dragged up some bad memories....
*looks like she might puke again*
*tears streaming down her face*

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Wow. :O
You people are sophisticated.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

You say it as if she's someone else...
You need to go to the hospital.

Dragona Pine - Geth Platform said...

(Fabi - something like that would be really good.)

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

(Wbd)

Silente Tempest said...

*shakes her head*
I'm fine. Just shaking of the effects of....yeah.
*stands and wobbles slightly*
*leans on a tree*
Sorry. Are you okay? Is the...is the girl okay?

Blake Soul said...

*Explodes onto the scene with much pyrotechnics and other flashy devices used to make grand entrances (Fireworks, lazer lights, stuff like that)*

Hello everyone! :D

Fabi S. / Moss Cryptic C'était la vérité. said...

I know conflicts and debates are part of human nature, but they've never been my strong suit... I'm not good at expressing my opinion. I guess it goes back to me feeling like the weak one.

And last year there were a lot of problems between people who wanted to roleplay and people who just wanted to talk. I'm not anxious to repeat that...

Well, we saved people from a building burning with magical fire from this terrorist group... Or at least, we tried. A lot of people died, and then Adra and Fabi confronted the group and Fabi got locked up in this cell and possessed by a shadow ghost (the second time this happened).

I guess not all fighting is with weapons. Some of it is mental, like fighting what's already within you. I'm a lot stronger in strategy than violence.

And when we defeated Alastair before... We didn't try to overpower him. We tried to trick him. It only ended up working by accident because of this magic needle Fabi ordered online that didn't quite work as it was meant to. But yeah...

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Uh... I hope... so?

Dragona Pine - Geth Platform said...

*tilts head at Blake*


That display was unnecessary.

Blake Soul said...
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Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Wow...
You don't need to feel weak, Fabi.
You're strong enough to be here with your friends :)

Blake Soul said...

Of course it was unnecessary Gethie, I simply felt like doing it.

Silente Tempest said...

*looks at Blake*
*smiles and coughs slightly*
*stands without the support of the tree and tries to shake of the memories Onwa brought up*
*fails*
Hey Blake..
*waves and stands straighter*
*ignores the images imprinted onto the back of her lids*

Dragona Pine - Geth Platform said...

*looks at Silente*


You need medical attention.

Silente Tempest said...

*waves the Geth away*

I'm fine. Nothing I can't handle.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

That's what I said.
You got shot.

Silente Tempest said...

Yeah but I get shot a lot..

Dragona Pine - Geth Platform said...

*looks at the Geth Pulse Rifle in its hands*

*puts it on to its back*


You need medical assistance, Tempest-Silente. This unit must insist.

Fabi S. / Moss Cryptic C'était la vérité. said...

http://theblogthatneverwasandneverwillbe.blogspot.com/2014/06/because-its-too-small-as-profile-pic.html

Silente Tempest said...

No seriously its fine, I'm fine. You don't need to do anything.
*smiles*

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Being shot a lot doesn't change anything.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

(Whats this, Fabi?)

Fabi S. / Moss Cryptic C'était la vérité. said...

(My blog. I have the full-sized version of my profile pic, and I'd like it if people read it. You don't have to, though.)

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

(I did :) )

Fabi S. / Moss Cryptic C'était la vérité. said...

( :-) )

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

(Aw, you made it?)

Silente Tempest said...

(*hugs Fabz awkwardly* And all those beautiful things it says, they count for you too)

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

(Guys, I have a Skullock fanfic on Quotev, and I wasn't going to, but a lot of people here post stories on their blogs. Do you guys want me to...?)

Silente Tempest said...

Being shot a lot changes your outlook on getting shot...
And changes how alike you are to someone on the 'how often are you shot' category.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

( :) yeah)

Silente Tempest said...

(sure Elleni.)
(I feel a poem forming...)
(msd to add to my poems blog.)

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre/Delila Arratay-who is decidedly unamused by this whole business of insulting peoples' names and is therefore taking a stand in the best way she can think of said...

THIS TRAILER WINS THE REWARD FOR MOST ACE THING OKAY BYE

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

XD bye Admin Kestrel

Fabi S. / Moss Cryptic C'était la vérité. said...

Sort of. The background isn't mine. I got it off the internet.

And I'm borrowing half the words from Lucy (hence why it says 'inspired by Luciana Scath' at the bottom)

But other than that, I made it.

[hugs Silente]

Fabi S. / Moss Cryptic C'était la vérité. said...

Sure, Elleni. I've been meaning to read it, actually...

OKAY BYE KES

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

:)

Silente Tempest said...

Hmm..

I have words mashing together and nothijg to write them on so I'm typini instead

Perfection

I remember hearing someone
Not a long time ago
Saying perfection isn't being flawless
It's being you and not bending with the flow
Any time I was upset she'd sit and talk to me
Lecture me about how I shouldn't hold it in
She didn't want to see me blue
Was worried that darkness might win

She called me beautiful and amazing
Put glitter in my hair
Every single time I've been down
She's always been there
Proping me up
Despite any resistance
She's a beautiful soul too you see
She's been the distance

Because we're all so very different
We all walk different paths
And our minds aren't organised
And neithers what they craft
Sometimes you'll feel all alone
Like yesterday's broken toy
But stay on your feet
It'll get better soon
Because being perfect is being you.

Blake Soul said...

*Smashes Silente's face inside out (Not literally of course)*

There, now you need medical attention. Gethie do you have any medical programs?

Silente Tempest said...

*nods*
*goes to add it to her blog*

Silente Tempest said...

*stumbles back and hits the ground hard*
*cries out as her arms are jarred*
Blake!

Blake Soul said...

((Blake is no longer here, t'was a hit and run to make you see the severity of your injuries so you would seek medical help.))

Silente Tempest said...

((That was rather rude.))

*mutters about Blake being a cowardly girl beater*
*gets back up and dusts off wincing at the pain in her arms*

Taia DeMars, Proud Princess of Flowers, Inesculent Bean and Dinosaur Enthusiast said...

Awesome!
Rather likes Tom Percival's work, too. :P
*goes to watch that*

There's another new post, folks! :)

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Blake!
*catches Silente*

Silente Tempest said...

Thanks Elleni.
*smiles at her*
You are okay aren't you....I didn't hurt you or anything?

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

*shrugs*
I'm fine. You need more help than I do.

Silente Tempest said...

I'll be fine. Have a drink when I get home...possibly go to the vault instead of home...
*shrugs*
I've had worse.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard.

Silente Tempest said...

*laughs*
Ah well, I've given lamer excuses. And plus, I deserve the bullets

Vivanus Keen said...

Armor! Armor! Going cheap!! Get your genuine medieval armor here! And after three purchases you will receive a free limited edition lifesized replica of Lord Vile's Armor!!!

Terms and conditions apply

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

You didn't deserve the face smash.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

No thanks, Viv. I have the jacket Ghastly made me...

Silente Tempest said...

Well I'm sure I did. Technically i deserve a lot more that what I'm given. I think of it as a way to repent. Well I don't but some people might..

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

*sighs*
You can repent in the hospital. You can't stay like this.

Silente Tempest said...

Sure i can. I'm fine!
*makes a wide arm gesture*
*winces*

Vivanus Keen said...

Fine, Elleni, I'll cut you a deal.

Buy three and I'll get you the real thing.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

You winced.

Vivanus Keen said...

No replica

Vivanus Keen said...

No replica

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

No! I don't want to be Lord Vile! :O
Where are you even gonna get it??

Silente Tempest said...

Did not.
*crosses her arms*
*winces again*

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Yes, you did.
*picks up Silente*
Come on.

Vivanus Keen said...

Silente, you gonna take me up on it?

Silente Tempest said...

Hey!
*flails*
Put me down! Think logically here taking a vampire to a mortal hospital is a bad idea on more levels than one! There loads of blood they're, someone's gonna figure out I'm not human, someone's gonna call the police about a shooting! This is a bad idea!

Vivanus Keen said...

Elleni, I just hit Lord V. Really hard and hope he dies laughing at my meager attempt

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

There are hospitals for sorcerers, Silente.

Silente Tempest said...

No thanks Viv, I don't like heavy armor. Swords, blades, knives, whatever I'll buy you out but armor I don't really use..

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Wow, Viv. Real smart.

Vivanus Keen said...

That's how

Silente Tempest said...

*is getting more panicked*
Sorcerers don't like vampires!

Vivanus Keen said...

Ok, maybe it wasn't the best plan...

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

They accepted Caelan.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

You're dead, Viv. He's gonna kill you.

Silente Tempest said...

They hated Caelan! Caelans dead

Vivanus Keen said...

Nope, I have a theory...a weakness that can be exploited.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Valkyrie killed Caelan, not the Sanctuary

Silente Tempest said...

Valkyrie did what all the sorcerers wanted to do!

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Hang on.

Silente Tempest said...

*looks at her*
Why?

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

I'm getting Geth.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

When you were attacking us... was it Owna?

Silente Tempest said...

Geth went walkies.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

She left...

Silente Tempest said...

Depends at which point you were referring to. I attacked the girl...well a dark side of me...but yeah. The Geth interrupted and started burning me a bit. Then Onwa took over when you came.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Hmm...

Silente Tempest said...

*looks down at her burnt chest*
*laughs*
Oh look. I wasn't just shot.
*laughs again*

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Yeah. *sighs* Are you sure you can handle it?

Silente Tempest said...

*can't stop laughing*
*for some reason she's finding it hilarious*

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

...
What about all those other times you attacked people?

Vivanus Keen said...

*gasp, splutter*
*crawls in with two broken legs, a fractured skull, black eyes and missing three fingers+various cuts*

My...theory...didn't...work
Lord...Vile...isn't...ticklish

*collapses and loses consciousness*.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

:O
Vivanus!!
Why am I the only sane one here?!!
*groans*

Silente Tempest said...

*coughs and focuses*
That was....the twisted me...
You have to remember my brain was frozen at the age of 12. It's a bit...unreliable. You know what twelve years olds are like. Now imagine that with 101 years of nothing but emotional and physical pain.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

!!!
I didn't know your brain was frozen!
...
*hugs gently*

Vivanus Keen said...

*begins losing blood more rapidly*

Silente Tempest said...

Viv!
*runs over to him*
*rips the hem of her shirt and starts bandaging up the worst cuts*
Okay he needs a hospital!
*picks him up*
Wheres the nearest one Elleni?

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Oh crap. Silente, stay here... -_-
*gently picks up Viv*
*carries him to nearest hospital*

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

(XD paradox)

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Promise me you'll get treated there too.

Vivanus Keen said...

*begins to stir*

Silente Tempest said...

*runs after them*
*slightly pale because of the blood*

Vivanus Keen said...

*feels the pain and really wishes he hadn't*

Vivanus Keen said...

Wait a vamp afraid of blood?

Silente Tempest said...

*pulls a short time tranq dart from her pocket*
*fires it as Viv to keep him out*

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Shh, Viv...
*nurses rush to him and Silente*
That was really dumb, Viv. No offense.

Silente Tempest said...

Not afraid of the blood. Afraid of losing control because that's a lot of blood and i'm weak from earlier.

Vivanus Keen said...

Actually a bit of offence might be good for me

Vivanus Keen said...

Oh ok

Silente Tempest said...

*waves the nurses away from her*
Help him! I'm fine!

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

*nurses take Vivanus to operation room*
*nurses take Silente to care(?) room*

Silente Tempest said...

*completely ignores the nurses*
*gestures to the other people in the waiting room*
They're more hurt that me. Help them

Vivanus Keen said...

*Head Nurse turn around*
HN- we can't tell what caused his injuries but you look like you've been shot!

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Nurse: You're burned, and you were shot. You need more help than anyone here.

Silente Tempest said...

I'm fine! Believe me, I'm fine. Help him. Focus on him.

Vivanus Keen said...

Surgeon: do you know if this man has any medical issues?

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Nurse: No, you need help as well. *pushes her to care room*

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Uh, I don't know him that well...

Silente Tempest said...

*grits her teeth as pain shoots through her from the push*
Fine. But this is just a waste of resources and time.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Nurse: *rolls her eyes*

Vivanus Keen said...

Surgeon: I guess it doesn't matter too much if he has a slight allergy to latex gloves...considering the extent of his injuries

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Okay...

Vivanus Keen said...

Surgeon: but could you please explain why he is melting though the bed?

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

WHAT?!!
*rushes over*
Viv! What's...

Silente Tempest said...

*glares at the nurse*
Listen, seriously listen, I'm fine. These injuries are going to be gone in the morning anyway! Or at least they can be. If I let them. Wasting valuable resources on me is idiotic.

Vivanus Keen said...

Nurse: Doctor! Get back in here! He just flatlined!!!

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Nurse: What do you mean they'll be gone in the morning??

Doctor: Flatlined?

Vivanus Keen said...

Nurse: his heart stopped!! We need something powerful to restart it.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Doctor: CPR!

Silente Tempest said...

*looks at the nurse*
Did i say that? Oh. I meant gone in the morning after a lot of weeks?
*hears the shouting*
I've got to go!
*jumps up and runs slightly faster than a human pace to where Viv is*
What's happening?

Vivanus Keen said...

*eye twitches*

Vivanus Keen said...

Nurse: His heart stopped, when we trued the defibrillator he melted the bed and the doctor is having a panic attack.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Nurse: COME BACK!

Doctor: *does CPR*

Vivanus Keen said...

*slowly heart starts beating again*

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Doctor: *sighs in relief*

Silente Tempest said...

*stares*
Can you fix it?!
*mind cogs whiring and COMPLETLY ignoring the nurse*

Vivanus Keen said...

Nurse: Blood! We need more blood!! He's lost too much already. Fair amount of help we're doing him if we start his heart but don't give it anything to pump!!

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

(Great poem XD)

Another Nurse: *gets more blood*

Silente Tempest said...

*only heard the word blood in that sentance*

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Nurse: *grabs Silente's arm* You need medical attention immediately!

Silente Tempest said...

*hisses and cries out at her arm*
*plasters a kind smile onto her face imagining killing the nurse*
My friend is dieing m'am. I'd rather stay by his side.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Nurse: You're going to die if we don't care for you. Your friend will be fine.

Silente Tempest said...

*laughs*
I wont die. It's just some lumps of metal in my arms...and legs. And a little crispy skin on my chest. I'm fiiiiiiine.

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Nurse: You could die.

Silente Tempest said...

You could die!

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Nurse: *frowns* what...?

Silente Tempest said...

*nods*

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Nurse: ... I could die?

Silente Tempest said...

Exactly

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Nurse: ... why?

Silente Tempest said...

You could get ran over. Slip on a bar of soap. Catch a deadly disease. After all you work in a building choc a block with diseases and infections. Your in lots of danger!

Elleni the Rainbow Goddess of Creativity said...

Nurse: *sighs* You're losing blood.

Silente Tempest said...

I am?
*looks at her arm*
Oh so it would appear I am.
*nods*

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