Apparently I'll be appearing at the Imagine Festival in London this Monday, the 17th. I had a blast last year, where I showed clips from movies, but I'm not entirely sure what I'll do this time. I might read from one of the new short stories. I'd read from the ninth book, but there is nothing from the early sections finished, and anything read from later on would be a spoiler, so...
Oh, and speaking of Book 9, I have just reached the 75,000 word mark. Judging by this, the finished book will be at least 100,000 words, which is Mortal Coil length, and could be longer. LSODM will stay the longest, I reckon, simply because of the massive amount of characters involved. But because most of those characters are now DEAD, Book 9 allows me a smaller, more intimate story — while remaining as heart-rendingly traumatic as anything I've written before.
And speaking of heart-rendingly traumatic, I've actually written the last few chapters. Not to completion, of course, but I've written enough to know what happens, and how it ends, and who lives and who dies, and all I can say is...
I am MEAN.
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
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And yes, it would be amazing.
I know! I would love for Derek to but I'm kinda scared to be in Book 9....
God...
I dunno if I'm even gonna be able to read it.. O.O
I would be too.
Especially after the ending line on this post...
Well Derek didn't lie about crushing our souls for book 8...
I can't imagine what he'd do to us in book 9
I'll probably be like this for the rest of my life after reading it-
x_X muttering "No. No. No. No. No. No."
*Rocks back and forth in the corner*
Why is Derek so mean? He crushes our souls about... um, once a year?
That doesn't sound like a lot, but if you're like me and reread the books about twice a month, then it IS a lot.
Same! I get what you mean....its evil
And by twice a month, I mean, like, all of the books about two times a month on average.
Sorry, that's just a really random and pointless fact about me.
Pure evil, I tell you. Just plain, pure, evil.....
O.O
If I read a book that many times I'd probably get tired of it...Even SP
I'm exaggerating a bit, Jubilance! :)
I read them a lot, but not that much.. otherwise I'd be even more insane than I am right now.
I cry when I read LSODM
so a girl went to a little mix signing
and said to the girls
"you are my idols. you have saved my life. thank you so much. you have taught me to stand up against the bullies. they say i'm fat and ugly every day, but you helped me through it all."
perrie replied
"who gives a shit anyway?
you're amazing,
you're beautiful,
so stuff the haters!
everybody hates just cause they're tired of themselves."
and this is why little mix are my idols.
Can I call you Jubi? It's a lot easier to type, for a start... :D
Hi, Mara!
And omg that's amazing. Perrie is amazing. Little Mix is amazing.
xD
You could just call me Jubi, if you want
Coz Jubilance takes a while.... :P
*explodes*
Yay! And I know Emerald takes a bit more time than necessary, so how about Fay?
It's a long story, involving skiing bunnies, Adra, Ember, and a few contracts. XD
Lol I didn't see that you already asked, Emerald xD
*tacklehugs Mara*
*laughs* smiles* *explodes with Zaf coz it's lonely exploding alone*
On second thoughts, I don't want to die and I'm not explode-proof like Zaf is, sooo....
*travels back in time and takes dynamite out of past Fay's hand*
Ok it's Fay then... xP
Yay! X)
I really love it how you can put letters and symbols together to make an emotion. I dunno why...
(the world is quiet here)
I might be distant for a bit. So bye for now!
HEY SORRY
YOUTUBE AND DISTRACTIONS
I explode a lot
Yes... yes you do..
and other things
you explode other things, I mean.
YouTube is a distraction in itself! And yes, Zaf, you do explode a lot. :D
*explodes Derek*
*flicks Zaf*
No. Bad.
Good Zaffy!!!
*giggles*
No *sprays with spray bottle* bad
Eeeeek!!!!
No exploding!
It makes people dead
But exploding is fun
Just...
Explode something that isn't alive...
like this purple banana *hands a purple banana*
Just...
Explode something that isn't alive...
like this purple banana *hands a purple banana*
Just...
Explode something that isn't alive...
like this purple banana *hands a purple banana*
*explodes the bananna*
good. Now We have a dead banana
Its alive
...
is it?
*dead banana peel twitches*
*stares*
did you just see that..?
Tus if i explode it it comes back
Oh...!
... Then what's the point of exploding it?
Dunno vuz its fun
*shrugs*
Ok
Im in a happy mood holding my gerbil
HERROW WIDDLE GERBIL!
Snowball says hi lol
HAI SNOWBALLL
Hello...?
He went back in the cage but Coco came to me
I can quote "barbie, Princess and the porper" word for word... I just watched it to prove to my brother I could, and even though I haven't seen it in two years, I could still say every word along with the characters
I am ashamed of myself
HAI SNOW!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
JUBIIIIIIIIIII!!!! I HAVENT TALKED TO YOU ALL YEAR!!!
OMG REALLY?!?!?! IT'S BEEN THAT LONG?!?!?!
AND I CAN QUOTE ENTIRE SCENES FROM THE INCREDIBLES....
SO IT'S OK
BUT THE INCREDIBLES IS AMAZING SO...
Dynamite. *hangs from tree*
Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men it is the music of a people who will not be slaves again
I can quote Jekyll and Hyde word for word
Oh no...
I've had too much Les Mis for a lifetime
Jubi : I CAN QUOTE THE INTIRE MOVIE. ALL. OF. IT.
I PROBABLY COULD WITH THE INCREDIBLES IF I TRIED, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT... O.O
but the beginning part is all weird because it's a documentaryish type of thing and there's like a bunch of stuff going on so yeah
Harvesting the kindeys for the fall! Saving up the livers in the fridge! Nobody ever thanks me when I'm done! How self absorbed people can be
new picture OuO
Jubi I had coffee
Oh god
ZAF ON CAFFEINE IS PROBABLY AS BAD AS /ME/ ON CAFFEINE
LOCK HER UP BEFORE WE ALL DIIIEEE
*tackles her to the ground*
SNOW GET DUCT TAPE! QUICK! BEFORE IT TAKES EFFECT AND THE WORLD BURNS!!!!!
*shadow-walks away cackling* I am the master of hundreds I will overthrow the Golden God
*gives zaf more coffee* DRINK!!! QUICKLY!!
NO! SNOW!!!!!!!!!
*grabs coffee and drinks it all so Zaf can't get any*
...
that... wasn't a good idea
JUBI, NOOOO!!! YOU'LL BE HYPER TOOOOOOOO!!!
*grabs Snow by the shoulders*
YOU'LL HAVE TO LOCK ME UP
OR KILL ME
IT'S THE ONLY CHOICE WE HAVE
Oh, yeah, Jubiii, I ment to ask: DO YA WANNA JOIN MY QUOTES BLOG??
SURE!!
...WHAT'S THAT?
JUBI, NOO!! I COULDNT!!!
oh, who am I kiddjng? I could quite easily. XD
Look at the Bloglandian Quotes Project on my about me.
OOH COOOL!
OK!
c: I've invited you
ACCEPTED! :)
http://youtu.be/ZPHftyqn_ZU
"what did we win again?"
I CAN'T
I JUST
OH MY
GOD
WHOOOOOOOO
Now you are infected and you must be on the lookout for amazing bloglandian quotes to put on it
Zaffy Zaf?
COOL BEANZ
ASDFGHJKL;LUYTREDCAFFEINEADFGJHKLJHFGDFLQUHWEIDSYGV
*deis*
I..
Hia fab
HI HO FABIO!
ASDFGHJKL
ASDFGHJKLASDFGUJKLJGSGDUWK
Mm...
I don't want to break the fragile layer of frozen bubble film.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
BUBBLES!! *Giggles*
BUBBLE GUM!!!
APPLE PIE!!!
OOOOH MY GOSH GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT IN FRENCH MAGIC WAND IS "BAGUETTE MAGIQUE"?
ISN'T THAT AMAZING?!
!?
IT'S A MAGIC BAGUETTE!
I JUST GOOGLED BAGUETTE MAGIQUE AND LOOK
http://blog.feerik.com/images/baguettes-grandes.png
IT'S THEIR BAGUETTES!!!!
Ever-so-slightly hilarious.
*points a magic baguette at Fabi* IT IS DEADLY!
*dead pan* This is no laughing matter
Aye, 'course.
I'm gonna go write. Distantly here, maybe, possibly, idk.
Watching curling, though. Almost done with the gold medal match.
hehe
curling
Dead
Dynamite
I like curling.
Perhaps because I don't have to listen to certain irritating members of my family squeal loudly every time someone gets injured.
Perhaps because there's more strategy behind it.
mmm
you have a point...
but...
It's /curling/
*giggles*
I've actually never taken the time to watch it :-/
Aye. Do you?
I'm sorry for your loss, Snow.
Dynamite again, Zaf? I'm so surprised.
...
Well, someone's in a grumpy mood.
[glares at self]
Stop it.
*pokes Fabi with the Magic Baguette*
Is you okey..?
Aye, just halfway in character, half not. It's a tad unsettling.
[Pokes Jubi with a paintbrush]
*whistles dixie*
Ah
*Pokes paintbrush with baguette*
[Gets scarlet paint on baguette]
[Pokes Snow with a marshmallow]
*Gets baguette crumbs on paintbrush*
*wipes scarlet pain on Snow*
Oh. *grabs marshmallow and baguette and makes a marshmallow sandwich*
IF YOU EAT THE MAGIC BAGUETTE THEN KARMA WILL KILL EVERYTHING
Oh. *eats magic baguette*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KARMMAAAA!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KARMMAAAA!!
"Instant Karma's gonna get youGonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead"
~ John Lennon
NEVER DENY THE WORD OF JOHN LENNON
YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
Ah.
John Lemon
http://users.telenet.be/Besthumorsite/PhotogalleryXXVII/images/john%20lemon.jpg
John Lemon x3
Hehehehe
and apPAUL McCartney
and George PEARisson
c:
RINGO STARFRUIT!
Ok I'm done
Aye.
Still here, just haven't a lot to say, and I'm writing.
I need to write.... but I just cant be bothered......
msd
Mm.
Brb, my cats just baught in a baby mouse
My gerbils are on the wheel i can hear the wheel on the glass so i go and move their wheel and they looked so confused. I'm right above the gerbil room
I sleepy so Zaffy go sleepy now
*giggles cuddling dynamite then decides to ditch dynamite and cuddles with Ravel*
Little devil
I g2g! Bye
G'bye.
Hello?
Hello.
Yay! Hi, Fabi!
So, uh, how's life?
And I have to go. Bai!
"Rose went away, so now the Doctor is blue. Ask Donna, 'Where's the Doctor?' She'll reply,'Doctor who?' Sarah Jane and Martha and now both the Ponds had their fun with the Doctor, but now they've all gone. So, ask me again why the TARDIS is blue. There's a sad man inside, with both hearts torn in two."
I'm sorry, I'm writing. Ish.
Bye...
"Shauna was killed one Sunday morning. The police know who they are going to arrest from this bit of information:
April was getting the mail
Alyssa was doing laundry
Reggie was cooking
Mark was planting in the garden
Who killed Shauna and how did the police know who to arrest?"
I dunno who killed Shauna...... Why are you asking me? Do you suspect ME, a perfectly normal law-abiding citizen? Why, Snow? Why would you suspect me, an innocent person who's done nothing in their life to, um, kill somebody possibly inadvertently? *starts hyperventilating* *whispers to self*They know. They know. There's no escape. *starts rocking back and forth in corner*
What? Don't judge me... :)
And wait, is it April?
c: yeshhh
:D
And I will try to fix you...
Herm......
I DEDICATE TOOOOOOOO
Hope.
[hugs Snow]
*nods*
BAGUETTE MAGIQUE
DID I HEAR BAGUETTE MAGIQUE?
BAGUETTE MAGIQUE
i missed it!!!!!!!! so sad!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.store.baconsalt.com/Naughty-Bacon_c_46.html
what the hell did i just find...?
Death.... wtf?
i dont even...
Well, on the plus side, there are bacon coffins.
yeahhhh..... um.....
I g2g!! *hugs* byee!!
bacon condoms are condoms made out of pig intestines..
don't ask me how I know this.
is anyone here..
I am... Kinda...
yay
that's me in my dp btw..
<_<
Okay, fully here now!! Just finished my "two paragraphs a night" thing of my essay!
Naw... I did mention you were beautiful, didn't I?
I am not here at 10:35 at night ghosting... nope, why'd I do that?
Hey Snow!
Hey XD
How are you?
Wbd, msd
Okay!
I am literal
Uh... What?
Literal. I am literal.
Okay. You're literal. *Hugs*
okay so
I have
diet coke
it's Saturday night
and I'm bored
what games can I play with you guys
Lets play the throw knives at aiden and death game >:D
Haha, I've got no clue. I doubt I'll be going to bed for a while because I can't be bothered... Want me to change to Hemlock for a while??
Oh... Yay... Knives at my face...
I seem to be obsessed with knives...
Oh damn... I read it again... *Smiles sadly* I hate myself at times. I write about truly horrible things that I fear will happen one day. It just tears me up inside...
:/
Oh, goodness.
This Star Wars crossover is needing actual plots and plans and characters.
Why.
#ChaseForBookNine
Heya star
sure, you can change to hemlock
idk how I feel about Aiden thoooo
I sort of want him to be more connected to his father, but idk like
I could make someone new
but
idkkkkkkk
Snow, if you want to know what I mean, read the last two chapters of MC, that very last paragraph kills me...
Hey Star!
Oh god... MC... I really need to catch up with that
Aiden, if you want to, we can do something that involves his dad!
Wbvd in a minute
*Sprawls out in the sunlight* I'm going to miss summer... I love it so much... It's just so warm...
no
fuck the fucking heat
winter will be my bitch
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