Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Mystery Project One

A few weeks ago, I outlined my writing schedule for the next year or so. Included in this outline were Mystery Project numbers two, three and four. I never mentioned Mystery Project One, because that had already been completed. Today, I am finally allowed to talk about it...

This year is the fiftieth anniversary of Doctor Who. To celebrate, Puffin Books asked eleven different authors to take a Doctor and write a story. When I was asked, I said I'd only do it if I could write for the tenth or eleventh incarnation. Puffin gave me Ten. I was a happy bunny.

It was such a joy to write this character. As you all know, I've been a fan of the show since I was a kid, and David Tennant holds joint top-spot with Matt Smith as my favourite Doctor. In my opinion, it was Tennant's era when the Doctor's love of dialogue really came out— that quick-fire patter that he does so well — and it was an absolute pleasure to channel that.

The Mystery of the Haunted Cottage will be released as an e-book on October 23rd (my birthday! Skulduggery's deathday!) and then it, along with the other stories, will be collected into a PHYSICAL book which will be out near the end of November.

There will be a video released in a week or two where I talk more about it, but in the meantime, here's a link to a snippet (which explains where the somewhat old-fashioned title comes from...)

http://www.theguardian.com/childrens-books-site/interactive/2013/oct/01/doctor-who-mystery-haunted-cottage-derek-landy-extract


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Snow said...
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Snow said...

very

"thou duth protest to much, me thinksies"

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Indeed, Jubilance. Whate'er thought my head doth chance upon is torn out in most archaic English I can muster. If the mood strikes me, it cometh out rhyming, and in iambic pentameter. I must confess, I nearly turned that rhyming bit which in my haste I wrote into a full-fledged sonnet, and I would have, were it not for the tediousness of the whole thing.

#ChaseForBook9

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Greetings once more. Jubab, it is a pleasure to see thou. I have missed thy presence :)

Snow said...

i truly cannot understand you fab. might you be able to construe, jubi?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

"For mine own part, if I were as tedious as a king, I could find it in my heart to bestow it all on your worship." ~Dogberry

It matters not that thou dost understand, only that thou dost listen.

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

My lady Sapphire! A good morrow to you!

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

*fist pumps* i was able to use "construe" in a sentence!! that was my challenge for today... i am so sick of the holidays that i am starting to challenge myself to use strange words in sentences... i am odd

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

"One word, sir: our watch, sir, have indeed
comprehended two aspicious persons..."

Forsooth, I would I could play the role of Dogberry... He maketh less sense than even I.

#ChaseForBook9

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Fabienne, I doth find iambic pentameter a noble and intricate weapon to wieldeth upon my enemies.

(Wbd, making a model of the NZ Sanctuary)

Snow said...

i have to go, you odd-balls, you!! see ya!

Jophiel said...

Ellissa stuck to the shadows of the tall, destroyed buildings as she slowly made her way through the wasteland. Two days ago this city had been bustling with people of all nations. It had been a very famous city indeed until the attack. She wasn’t allowed to even think of the attack on New York, it was one of the rules of The Game. The Sunset Hunters were already out and searching for their next meal; the Convicts which Ellissa was. A sharp crack of a whip echoed throughout the city and she knew that they’d caught her scent.
She started to sprint to the nearest building, its heavy wooden door had been blown in and the windows were barred and barricaded with metal sheets. She looked around quickly and realised it was a tavern. Alcohol lined the walls behind the metal counter and an idea sprang to her mind.
She strained to pull up the door and shove it across the doorframe. Her fingers clasped her iWeld, a wonderful little handheld welder made by the marvellous Apple, and melted the metal doorframe. The door stayed where it was to her satisfaction. She placed her iWeld back in its charging pack in her back pocket of her leather pants.
Another crack. A scream of pain then brutally cut off with a strangled gurgle.

XD

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

MY DEAREST SAPPHIRE!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*

IT HAS BEEN FAR TOO LONG
How hast thou been?

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Fabienne, if there should be a persons with the fortune to match, nay, to impost the thick fog that weaveth around thy words, I shall be vrailly astounded.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Adieu, good Snow, adieu.

Ay, Saph, thine enemies have much to fear from thee.

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((iWeld? XD Oh my gosh, though, Deathy...!

[Bows to Saph] I do my best.

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

iWELD! XD

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Greetings Death Rose! How perchance thou upon this fine evening?
Jubab, I hath been around and throughout this 'Blogland' world, with the grace of roleplay. And yet I must always yearn for you :'( ;)

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

SO LONG MADAME STORMBERG!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Yes, yes... I do tend to have that effect on people *Nods and drinks tea with pinkies pointed up*

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Jubab, how hast thou been?
Death, I must confess a deep admiration for the words you have carefully crafted true.
Fabienne, thy best hath outshone all hopes.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I have been very well, Dearest Sapphire. Many happenings have happened to me over the past few days. *nods again and sips tea*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Thy words of praise are far to high for my humble attempts at archaic language. [Bows politely to Saph offers crumpets to everyone]

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

No one dis my iWield... Apple rules the world...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

CAN I HAZ AN iWELD? :D

Jophiel said...
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Jophiel said...

Sure! *Tosses Jubab an iWeld*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

THANK YOU DEATHYYYYYYYYYYY :)
*melts something*

Jophiel said...

Uh... That was probably a bad idea...

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Considereth]

I shall, mayhap, be shortly on my way.

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

Okay, Cryptic!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

My deepest apologies for temporarily succumbing to distraction.
Forsooth, Deathy, may I perchance acquire an iWeld? (Fabienne, it came unto my head that iWelds would be an excellent addition to MageBay)

Jophiel said...

Of course! *Tosses an iWeld at Sapphy* It's a special flame that doesn't hurt your eyes!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Catches iWeld* Many thanks, my dear friend :)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Verily, they would, though I would admittedly be uncertain about selling an item that someone else invented...

I would volunteer to purchase one as well, but my magical abilities would mean that I would have no need of utilizing one, no matter how interesting it is.

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

Go for your life, Fab. I don't mind. You take the credit! :D I don't really care about them... You just but 'i' in front of an object!

*Tosses an iWeld to Fabi anyway*

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Fabienne, your magical abilities are the very reason I purchased such an item >:D
(Wbd, answering emails from my friends who have all gone on holiday D: #Jealous)

Ebony Law said...

-I continue walking through the forest, my necklace swaying, holding a thin pink glowing crystal shard, the bottom of it black-

Ebony Law said...

(Rose, I didn't leave because you came, it was just inconvenience. Sorry.)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Catches the iWeld]

Thou has my most humble thanks.

I do not, however, use the intellectual property of others without properly crediting them for their brilliant work.

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

It just seems that every time I come on you're hear, Trace, that you vanish...

Thanks Fab..

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...
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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

A good morrow to thee, Trace.

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

And now I must take my leave.

Night!

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

Night Fab...

We scream
We shout
And we are the fallen angels

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Greetings, Trace.
Fabienne, I have not yet complimented thou on thy title. I find it perfect.

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Oh. Bye Fabigail! (Wbd, working on my building)

Jophiel said...

Ellissa stuck to the shadows of the tall, destroyed buildings as she slowly made her way through the wasteland. Two days ago this city had been bustling with people of all nations. It had been a very famous city indeed until the attack. She wasn’t allowed to even think of the attack on New York, it was one of the rules of The Game. The Sunset Hunters were already out and searching for their next meal; the Convicts which Ellissa was. A sharp crack of a whip echoed throughout the city and she knew that they’d caught her scent.
She started to sprint to the nearest building, its heavy wooden door had been blown in and the windows were barred and barricaded with metal sheets. She looked around quickly and realised it was a tavern. Alcohol lined the walls behind the metal counter and an idea sprang to her mind.
She strained to pull up the door and shove it across the doorframe. Her fingers clasped her iWeld, a wonderful little handheld welder made by the marvellous Apple, and melted the metal doorframe. The door stayed where it was to her satisfaction. She placed her iWeld back in its charging pack in her back pocket of her leather pants.
Another crack. A scream of pain then brutally cut off with a strangled gurgle. Ellissa went cold. Fear locked her body and she scrambled back and behind the bar. Three heavy footsteps echoed outside. Crack. Crack. Crack. Another scream, a child’s. It hurt her, not being able to save the young girl screaming. She couldn’t breathe. There was too much pressure on her. She knew the Sunset Hunters would be upon her within moments.
She forced herself to stand and pulled out a bottle of whiskey. She bit her lip, deliberating before she opened the top and took a swig. She wiped her lips and poured the rest of the brown liquid on the counter. Taking her iFlame out, another wonderful Apple product, she set the bar on fire. The heat hit her and she threw herself to the ground.
Crack. Thump. Crack. THUMP! She crawled away from the flames and peeked around the side. The door was getting a pounding. Heavy fists continued to slam into the metal, leaving deep imprints in the door.
“ELLISSA!” Someone shouted from outside, their voice full of fear. Heavy footsteps chased after the voice. Vincent? Was that Vincent’s voice..?
Before she could think twice, she was at the window, iWeld in her grasp on its highest setting. “I’m coming!” She shouted and kicked to barricade out. She scrambled through, burning her hands and legs on the hot metal. “VINCE!?” She looked around, her fists ready for the Sunset Hunters metal exterior. She saw a man running towards her and she ran towards him.
“El, what are you doing?” Vincent demanded, looking around before embracing her tightly.
“You… You needed my help…” She said wearily. Something was off. Something wasn’t right. She tried to get out of her older brother’s embrace but his arms were locked hard on her.
“You should’ve stayed where you were… You shouldn’t have tried to deceive me, darling.” Two large robots with pulsating blue chest plates took up position on either side of Ellissa and Vincent. “But that is your fatal little flaw, isn’t it? You can’t leave a friend behind, even after they killed your parents.”
“Our parents…” She whispered. Her hand moved slightly and the iWeld burned the back of Vincent’s head. He screamed and tried to push her off him but within seconds, her brother was dead; a whole melted through his skull.

Jophiel said...

Ellissa sprinted forward and ducked out of the reach of the Sunset Hunters. She ran into an alley and up a fire escape. The Hunters were after her, flying a few meters above her and crushing the metal and restricting her way up. She swore loudly and got out her iWeld. “Come on!” She shouted. “Come on!” She waited for the Sunset Hunters to finish her off, for her life to be crushed like the metal bars surrounding her.

Ebony Law said...

(Can we roleplay guys? ;-;)

Jophiel said...

Sure.... Sorry... Being yelled at...))

Star Inkbright said...

*tiptoes in*

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

Anyone else feel really sorry for Niccolò, having Zaf pushing at him all the time?

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

I've discovered a version of Afterlife with more violin in it . . . it sounds better. :) That chorus is just . . . whazam. :)

Sorry, electric guitar! I still adore you! :P

*floats away on cloud of beautiful music*

Oh, wait. It doesn't have the solo in it. *frowns*
Okay, don't like that bit.
And I don't like the bridge as much. It's TOO violin-y.

Alright. They draw. :)

AND - my Avenged Sevenfold playlist has just become the third playlist to reach 70 videos.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

(Sorry for the spam, but there's nobody here. I'm bored. :P)

#ChaseForBookNine

Ebony Law said...

Yeah, Zaf seems really off her feet at the moment...

Jophiel said...

Yeah...

That's why I'm not on a lot...

Not even here now...

Chione Asahina said...

Hello people *waves*

Star Inkbright said...

Sorry I poofed, did stuff like go to the post office . . . I think I just posted two letters without stamps. *facepalm* I assumed they already had stamps on (they had addresses on and all), but maybe they didn't, and I only thought about it afterwards . . . D:

Here now, I think. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Chione Asahina said...

Hey star.

Star Inkbright said...

Hey Chione! :)

How are you?

#ChaseForBookNine

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

hi if anyones there :)

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Eld! :)

How are you?

#ChaseForBookNine

Chione Asahina said...

I'm good star, you?

Star Inkbright said...

@Chione: I'm okay, I think. :)

*looks around for a conversation starter that hasn't been eaten*

#ChaseForBookNine

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

Im god Star :)

Hi Chi:) can i call you Chi? or would you prefer Chione?

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

I mean good. Im good.

tea anyone?

Star Inkbright said...

@Eld: That's good. :)


I just searched for a lyrics vid for this song and on the first page, there's one by xxblackvalentinexx, one by theonlyreega, one by ebmusicman16, and one by BestxLyrics . . . I'm just like YAAAAAAAY HELLO.
It's so odd how you feel like you get to know people on YouTube and yet you've never spoken to them or had them spoke to you or seen them or anything . . .

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

@Eld: Being good is good and being God is good. :)

Yes, please. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

*makes tea and hands out to everyone* I know what you mean Star.

It is weird o_O

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

MBD
writting aniother fan fiction.

not that i dont have enough already... oh well :D

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

I need a female name plz Inky :D PLLLZZZZ

Star Inkbright said...

What kind of female name you looking for?

*sips tea* Thanks! :)

Meh. I can't really write fanfiction. XD

#ChaseForBookNine

Chione Asahina said...

I like chi :) but you guys can call me either.

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

OF COARSE YOU CAN STAR!

umm... someone with red hair. Umm.. they are smart? idk i just need a name...I'm bad at names

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

chi it is!

do you have any ideas chi?

Star Inkbright said...

. . .
No good ideas. :O

Long names? Short names? Errr . . . :/

*is bad with names :P*

I have like five characters in my story in my head that don't have names because I haven't got round to creating them. XD

#ChaseForBookNine

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

something authentic i guess. probably long, but with an air of 'your in the wrong' if you know what i mean?

like a semi-evil, long named character...

i guess.

or you can shout random names at me and ill be like 'ooh that sounds nice'

Star Inkbright said...

. . .

No idea. :P

*racks brains*

*shrugs*

#ChaseForBookNine

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

names are evil. bad bad names.

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

yay she is now Cassina. because yes thats why

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

i gtg. dinner :P

BYE :)

Star Inkbright said...

:( Fours, Eld!

Cassina? :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Chione Asahina said...

I would have said kristia or Katherine or something *shrugs*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

SKITTLES!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Greetings!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂I'VE JUST OPENED UP THE ASK ON MY NEW MYCROFTY BLOG AND I AM SO EXCITED☂

Anonymous said...

Hello! :)

Jophiel said...

I was just thinking about you, Ember/Mycroft...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂I COME WHEN I AM MENTALLY SUMMONED! :D☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂BECAUSE I HAVE RANDOM PSYCHIC POWERS☂

☂☂flails☂☂

☂I don't know how I'm going to concentrate for the rest of the day☂

☂I WANT ASKS☂

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HEY PEOPLE!! *hugs*

*noms Skittles*

Wbd, watching Attack on Titan finally!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂I thought I wasn't going to be on today, but I was wrong.☂

☂I can always find better and better ways to procrastinate further!☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂SKITTLES!☂

☂☂steals Skittles☂☂

☂☂runs away☂☂

☂You know what I miss? Twisties. I LOVE TWISTIES more than any other junk food.☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂And Pringles are a close second.☂

Anonymous said...

Okay, Ember. A Mycroft blog? TELL ME ABOUT IT!! :D

Jophiel said...

Never had Pringles... Twisties are good. Cheetos are better.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂An ask blog! I came on this ☂☂gestures at Derek's blog☂☂ blog asking the people who were on if I should do it, and they said yeah, go for it!☂

☂SO I'VE JUST OPENED UP THE ASK.☂

☂I'm trying to fix the formatting... it wants to have this weird zebra background ☂☂sighs☂☂ ☂

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Bloody hell I jat dreamed I kissed Niccolò....msd))

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Actually, you're right...☂

☂Cheetos are really good.☂

☂PRINGLES ARE AWESOME!☂

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((It was a lovely dream...aah))

Anonymous said...

I want Adra. Or Anni. Or both. I hate being kidnapped...

Anonymous said...

Mbd, English homework... -.-

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂I dreamed that I ran into a magical forest, and then somebody died, and then I was taking a math test and cheated somehow, and then I cried, and then a random guy held my hand, and then I was at a party with everyone I hated so I just ran back into the forest and woke up.☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂☂shakes Mith☂☂

☂☂sobs☂☂

☂BUT I'M HERE (jk)☂

Noelle said...

((*cuddles Mith* it's okay bbz ))

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂☂dreamt☂☂

☂Dreamed? Dreamt? ugh☂

Chione Asahina said...

Mithria!!!!!!! *tacklehugs*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂☂laughs☂☂

☂Technically, Adra, all three of us are together, so we could do this now.☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂CHI WHAT ABOUT ME☂

☂NOBODY LOVES ME ANYMORE I SWEAR :p☂

☂☂facepalm☂☂

Anonymous said...

*hugs Chi* HEEEEY! :)

Ember, ILY!! *hugs*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*sighs*

Well, this was unexpected.

Congratulations, Moriarty, you're a honeymoon crasher. I was not even aware there was such a thing.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂YAY :D☂

☂☂floats into the sky, gets electrocuted by thunder☂☂

☂Gah.☂

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

wHY THE HELL DID THE FIRST EPISODE END LIKE THAT
WHY
THAT'S DEPRESSING
WHYYYYY
*cries in corner and continues to next episode*

Noelle said...

((Noooo I'm not here!! Well, okay, I am distantly, but I didn't start my homework and I'm meeting some old friends for lunch so I have to get this done before then :/

Anonymous said...

*is crying because of pain, fear and exhaustion* *looks at Moriarty* What do you want from me? Please...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂☂hog-ties Adra☂☂

☂YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE I SAID SO☂

☂☂creepy smile☂☂

☂Also because you can never leave, you know??☂

☂☂mad cackling☂☂

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

The opening credits are awesome, though.

BLENDERS SKITTLES ARE SO WEIRD, OMGG, I LOVE THEM.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂NOT WORDED PROPERLY, AGH☂

He doesn't want anything from you, darling. He only wants to harm Sherlock, and perhaps me as well if he has the time and the energy.

Noelle said...

((Wat.

Okay, I'll try- but was Mycroft with Moriarty? I thought he and Moran got the quick getaway with Mith

WHY DOES EVERYONE START WITH "M"))

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Oh yeah, you're right!☂

☂I LOVE THE BLENDERS SKITTLES☂

☂They make me think of blending skittles and milk and making Skittle milkshakes☂

Noelle said...

((Yeah lol good job Ember))
((Hi Cain bbz *hugs*))

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂I KNOW! M PARTY!☂

☂Poor Sherly, he's left out.☂

☂Mycroft and Mith and Moriarty are together.☂

☂Sebastian and Sherlock... wait, no... I don't know :p☂

Chione Asahina said...

Mycroft I ALWAYS hug my best friend first D: also, she might get jealous if I hug you so...*airhugs*

Anonymous said...

(Adra, Mycroft is with Moriarty who kidnapped me. Seb is somewhere else and Sherlock is still in the Globe Theatre. I think...)

Noelle said...

((... I swear we got our quick getaway-
I swear that's what happened though! -_-))

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Huh?☂

☂I think M and M and M and M are together and S is by himself.☂

☂Wait, I just realised-☂

☂Sherlock and Mycroft: S&M☂

☂Sebastian and Moriarty: S&M☂

☂Which also means that Mycroft and Mith are M&Ms!☂

☂☂is proud of logic☂☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*frowns*

She is MY best friend, not yours. Although she is my wife. Fine. I shall let you get away with calling her your best friend.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂I'm going to sort this out for good.☂

Star Inkbright said...

Hellooooooooooooo!

My story is almost 5000 words long. It's not very long. :P

#ChaseForBookNine

Jophiel said...

I don't know what I dreamt of... I should be dreaming now.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

We used the Moriarty-Machine to do it, and it is now with Sebastian. The Mycroft-Machine is still on the stage of the Globe Theater, where Sherlock could use it, but he doesn't know what year we went to.

☂No, the Mycroft-Machine is on the floor because he used it to hit Seb, remember?☂

(Adra, Dragona, we were, just now, in 1566, I believe. But now Mycroft, Mithria, Moriarty, and Sebastian are in 1922.)

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Hi Starry!☂

☂Maybe this IS a dream, Deathy!☂

☂☂waggles fingers☂☂

Anonymous said...

Sherlock: *stares at Mycroft's time machine* *mumbles* Which year have they gone to? Oh, come on! Think, Sherlock! You need to find them!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*sighs* In all seriousness, what do you want, James? I would like to confirm my suspicions.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂I'm leaving in fifteen minutes, okay?☂

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

CHRIST THESE TITANS ARE SCARY

Helloooo *hugs back*

*will be making Attack on Titan comments occasionally*

Anonymous said...

*to Moriarty* Let go... please.
*Moriarty pushes her away and she stumbles and falls*


(Ember, will you come back today?)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

WHOA WHOA WHOAAAAA WHY IS THIS TITAN RUNNING
AND NOW IT'S BREATHING FIRE WTF

Star Inkbright said...

*waves to people who said hi*

I don't actually know what to do now. I should do homework, but I don't want to, so . . . yeah. :P

It's odd, not having anything to do. O_O

#ChaseForBookNine

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂☂laughs at Cain's comment☂☂

☂Star: Read a book, go on tumblr, dance, watch some youtube videos, try to watch Nyan Cat for as long as possible, write something, draw something...☂

☂Wait, Star, did you ever finish your Mycroft drawing?!☂

☂Maybe at like 7 my/your time, Mith.☂

*quickly helps Mithria off the floor and cradles her*

*frowns at Moriarty*

By the way, you shot her leg.

You shot her.

*pauses*

*smiles*

Mithria, stand in the corner.

*punches Moriarty in the face*

Anonymous said...

(Okay, I'll try and come at 7 as well^^)

*is very very quiet*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*yells at Moriarty*

YOU SHOT HER.

*yanks the gun from out of his hand*

*shoots him in the leg*

HOW DOES THAT FEEL? AM I RIGHT IN ASSUMING THAT IT IS PAINFUL?!

Anonymous said...

*suddenly shouts* MYCROFT!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*frowns angrily*

What is it?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

YEAH GO MIKASA!
Thank you for punching your brother.

@Star: Draw, maybe?
I might draw some Attack on Titan fan-art after this episode, maybe...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Haven't you heard of a thing called revenge, Mithria? Or perhaps house training?

I would like him to know that he cannot treat my family in this way.

Star Inkbright said...

@Ember: No . . . because I stopped drawing everything for a bit. And then I lost it. :/ I'm sorry. It wasn't just you who didn't get things drawn.

*now has something to do, so wbd*

Dammit . . . I think I'm getting a headache.

#ChaseForBookNine

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Oh, Missy, I've seen your art blog! I really like your drawings! :D☂

Star Inkbright said...

Thanks for the suggestions, people. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Aw, thanks Sep!! :3
I may go update that after this episode, actually... idk.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂It's okay!☂

☂I just wanted to know because I'm currently using that picture of Mycroft pulling that face for my ask blog avatar, and I wanted to use something...☂

☂Not original. Because I didn't draw it. Or maybe original. I'm trying to say something that hadn't been on the internet before.☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂<3☂

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

// *struts in fabullousley* //

Anonymous said...

I... *goes quiet again*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂☂dies laughing☂☂

☂☂attaches "BITCH IM FABULOUS" sign to Blaze☂☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Gotta goooooooo bye <3 :D☂

Anonymous said...

(See you later, Ember! :))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Here msd but meh))

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*hugs*
BYE SEP!

YO ELD!! *tacklehugs*

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

// hi september? i think its september. yeah am i right? or is it mycroft. umbrellas = september. i think. like 2 of / = Blaze...
Am iright? god i hope i am. //

Anonymous said...

@Blaze: Umbrellas means September.
No umbrellas means Mycroft.
HEY btw^^

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

// bye september :) hi zaf. YO CAIN *HUgglesofepicness* sorry i didnt get to your email :( i had a friend over and they stole my ipod D: //

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

// HEY FAITH:) thx for clearing that up:D //

oh everybody saying 'hi' to eachother, how wonderful.

Anonymous said...

Gah... I'm not really here.
Homework is awful, especially on sunday afternoon.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*waves hand*
That's fine, Eld. :3

I WONDER IF THEY HAVE THE OPENING SONG IN ITUNES??
*is now on iTunes looking*

Noelle said...

((Ahhhhh I'm bock- sorry, my mom needed me to help her make breakfast..

but Ember's gone.. hmm. okay.))

*huggles Eld*

Noelle said...

a

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

// HI ADRA! *hugglesofepicness* //

Noelle said...

*waves*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Damn, there's only an instrumental version...
Maybe I could download it from somewhere... idk, i'm too lazy to do that.

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

// first... I need to ded... //

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

DED TO BADASS ANIME OPENINGS!! *cough*AttackOnTitan*cough*

AND SKITTLES!!

Noelle said...

Anime... *nods*

That's a good one

Eren

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

// ... i dont watch anime...

I DED TOOOOO.... being DIVERGENT! and DAUNTLESS! and AMITY! and ABNEGATION! and ERUDITE! and CANDOR! and SKUTTLEBUGS! and SKITTLES! and MINIONS! and YOU! and TV! and AIR! and GRAVITY! and BOOKS!

happy ded :) //

Noelle said...

*raises glass* hear hear. *sips tea*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HEAR HEAR!
*noms Skittles*

You should start to watch anime, Eld!!

Noelle said...

Yeah it's pretty great. *nods*

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

i want to, but i dont know what anime to start watching, i find it all very sexist as well, and yeah :P

Noelle said...

Full Metal Alchemist.

It's not at all sexist and I may or may not love it to death

Star Inkbright said...

You know, my rubber is pretty damn redundant as a rubber, because it just leaves ink smears everywhere, plus I can't rub in the corners because then it rubs off the corners of my word art and I have to redo it. XD

Distant, doing homework.

#ChaseForBookNine

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Start with watching something like K-On. That'd be a good one to start with. I started watching it the other day, but I've been told to watch Attack On Titan because it's really good. So here I am watching Attack On Titan. *nods*

Noelle said...

*high fives Star* Me too!

*paces around*

Anonymous said...

Okay, I'm gone now... see you later maybe...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*hugs*
Bye Mith!

Wow Eren sucks at this.

Noelle said...

Eren.

Bye Mithy *hugs*

Star Inkbright said...

Fours, Mithria! :(

*draws an amazingly awesome word art title in my sketch book* *frowns at the fact it's irreadable*

WHATEVER I WRITE, IT'S IRREADABLE. :P

(Because, you know, everyone moaned at how terrible my handwriting was, so I changed it to handwriting that was beautifully fancy but very irreadable, and all my teachers kept complaining, so after three complaints from different teachers in one week I changed it back, and now everyone keeps saying they can't read my normal handwriting and I'm like WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER)

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

Eh, don't conform to society, I say. *cuddles Star*

Star Inkbright said...

Ha, I need examiners to be able to read it and know if I've spelt things correctly, though. But thanks. :)

How are you?

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

Alright- i'm having lunch with some old friends of mine in a few hours.

and I'm drawing on my tablet...

It's really cool..l :D

Yourself?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bbs, dinner!!

Noelle said...

Okay! ^.^

*sits, wrapped in her blanket like a burrito*

Noelle said...

I felt a Funeral, in my Brain,
And Mourners to and fro
Kept treading - treading - till it seemed
That Sense was breaking through -

And when they all were seated,
A Service, like a Drum -
Kept beating - beating - till I thought
My mind was going numb -

And then I heard them lift a Box
And creak across my Soul
With those same Boots of Lead, again,
Then Space - began to toll,

As all the Heavens were a Bell,
And Being, but an Ear,
And I, and Silence, some strange Race,
Wrecked, solitary, here -

And then a Plank in Reason, broke,
And I dropped down, and down -
And hit a World, at every plunge,
And Finished knowing - then -

Noelle said...

So I just finished my drawing for the last stanza of that poem... It's a girl falling under literally two broken planks into the "Worlds", which are circles/ disks below her, like portals.. And each one has a different color ((Except the very last one at the bottom, which is black)), but there are nine circles, each one representing Worlds, but the nine circles as well..

Because -if you missed it- the poem was about insanity

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Back!

Noelle said...

Hi Cain- *waves*

Star Inkbright said...

@Adra: Awesome. :)

Sorry I poofed, had to go do real life stuff.

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

That's Okies- :3

Star Inkbright said...

:)

Are you still doing homework, or did you stop?

#ChaseForBookNine

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