You guys rock.
Today is my first free day in... days. Which doesn't sound like a big deal, but it is! Today I bought groceries! GROCERIES! Oooooh!
I've had a few days of highly successful signings, and when I say highly successful, I mean they went on for WAY longer than expected. That kinda drains when they come one after another, but I manage to keep my energy up by soaking up the pain and anguish LSODM has caused you. So it's all good.
Now, fair enough, these three don't look PARTICULARLY traumatised, but I assure you they were crying on the inside.
And this Minion had to put her pain down on canvas in order to deal!
And this one gave me cake! CAKE!
And now that I have a few days off before the Manchester and Liverpool signings this Saturday, what am I going to do?
That's right, I'm going to plot out Book Nine, and discover new ways to ruin your happiness.
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Elementals, get your fire out, we're making smores!!!!!!! ^.^ (if you want)
Ha. You don't remember.
I was curious... You were there, ready to help out, then you dropped off the face of the planet. When I find you later... You said it was because I... Had feelings for Drew. And I was wondering what actually convinced you that was possible
Ah... I'm not an elemental
Whos an elemental here? :-/
We do have a fire pit though... And lighters
SMORES
I'm a Lighter.. I can make burning hot light... Will that do?
*snaps fingers* *generates ball of light*
(Brb)
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Im an elemental.
*burns smore to a crisp* fire?
*sets her marshmallow on fire and blows it out, eating it* yum
*hands the marshmallows and chocolate to dragona*
do you think you could roast the marshmallows? Ill go find plates
*goes out the door again*
SORRY! SORRY! Things happened.
Ah. I may have misstyped. I meant to say Deacon. Oops.
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**deacon, not Drew
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Sorry, not an elemental. :(
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*comes back with 10 big plates and packets of cocktail sticks*
((Right, no I misspelled. I ALWAYS mix up their names, dammit))
*dissapears leaving burnt circle and reappears outside bar*
Well, Adra, I looked at your emotions. I saw, lust, and denial. A whole host of things, that all pointed to one thing, you had feelings for him, mainly in the physical, sure, and were trying to convince yourself you didn't.
Clearly, though, I was wrong. Sorry.
#ChaseForBook9
Btw.
The dark shadow is powerful. But not unbeatable. And that's what I like about it.
It is a creature with no laws. It is darkness, literally. Anywhere it is dark, it can see. Even inside the dark part of people's souls.
It isn't just a shadow, it is necromancy itself. It is the reason why people can control shadows. The more they use it, the more power it gains over them.
It feeds off of fear, hatred, anger etc. But it also absorbs magic. In other words, the more you fight, the stronger it gets. It can make itself appear anywhere, anywhen.
As I said, not unbeatable. It cannot be killed, but it can be beaten.
The way it works is that it is beaten, weakened, but it adapts. It adapts and becomes immune to the thing that has hurt it. It has already made itself immune to light, was part way through adapting for gunfire when it was defeated the first time, and magical attacks the second. But it has fully adapted to those things now.
@Gemma: Yay! :)
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*clicks fingers and roasts marshmallows*
*doubles over and becomes fiery wolf like creature walking up to door of bar*
But I have no intention of having a fight again due to the fact I'm writing.
*takes the marshmallows off of dragona and puts them on the plates, pouring chocolate ontop of them*
Thank you dragona. You can have the first one since you made them ^.^
*noms marshmallow* thanks!
*shouts*
Everyone come get them before I eat them all ;)
*sits*
*leaves fire burning outside bar and runs up to the lab*
*murmurs* that isn't what I meant...
*drags him over the trees, somewhat hidden from everyone else*
*glares at him* You still question yourself, don't you? I mean, the evidence is there- and for all you know I could just be lying, right?
*crosses her arms* And if you doubt me, then who knows what else. I personally think you ought to have more faith in me.
That being said....
*raises an eyebrow in a challenge* Kiss me. Like you mean it.
*places paw against door and runs into forest*
Hey Sparky! :)
How are you? :)
Thanks, Gemma! :) *eats marshmallows* YUMMMM . . .
#ChaseForBookNine
*kisses Adra, calming down*
#ChaseForBook9
*runs over to sparky and sits next to her*
Hey, want a roasted marshmallow with chocolate? Theyre not exactly smores. *shrugs*
Sorry I poofed, had to take horrible medicine :(
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Sooty, Sparky, hi.
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Star, do you have time to read?
*pulls him closer* *sarcastically* Wow, Trip. Is that the best you can do?
*sits as large volcanoe grows around and lava morphs into a throne*
((SPARKY I DIDN'T SEE YOU HAAAAAIIIIIIII))
hello sparky
*phone rings* *picks it up* *smiles* Hey, Hazza.
*face falls* *goes pale*
What.. do you want with him? *whispers*
*trembles* Don't you dare hurt my Hazzabear! I'll... I'll kill you!
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Hi Sparky! *hugs* :)
#ChaseForBook9
*kisses her again, taking a handful of her hair*
#ChaseForBook9
(Yay! A Mara plot!)
#ChaseForBook9
*maps form and walls, soon a castle is standing with a map of the world covering a wall* soon *lava burns through map and spreads across the images of the continents*
Sorry, I got distracted by Tumblr...
*takes marshmallow*
Cheers, Gemma.
(*laughs* *hugs Trip* Yeah, a Mara plot XD)
*looks up at everyone*
I... I'll be right back.
*mutters* I hope.
*teleports away*
*grins, wrapping her arms around his torso* *murmurs* That's more like it... *kisses back*
(Msd /: wifi might turn off)
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^.^ *takes one of her own and eats*
So sparky, how you been?
(*screams* TADRA
*screenshots*)
#ChaseForBook9
*3d holograms show citys burning and lava covering the streets*
(Keep it PG, guys... (; *pokes*)
#ChaseForBook9
*kisses her some more*
#ChaseForBook9
*walks through forest* *stumbles over branch*
Hanna? I know you're here. Please, let Harry go... *pleads*
#ChaseForBook9
Anyone else want a roasted marshmallow covered in chocolate??
Tired, mostly. I woke up a few hours earlier than I was supposed to and though "It's okay, it's Saturday, cause it was Friday yesterday and- AW SHIT NO IT'S TUESDAY WHYYYYY"
(Lol Mara)
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(Lads, cop on XD There are children here. Well, not here here, but in Blogland 99.9% of the time :P)
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((Jesus Mara lol))
*in between kisses* So... What about that fangirl group if yours? Are they gone for good?
Aww *pats Sparky's back* I feel for you. Want another "smore"?
(Ikr Sparky.)
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Star, thanks for the comment. Your feedback is appreciated as always. And I'm glad it made you laugh. ^^
@Sparky: STOP REMINDNG ME IT'S SCHOOL TOMORROW! :P
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PG YO NO SEXY TIME
((SPARKY IT IS AWFUL I SHARE IN YOUR PAIN))
@Dragona: Thank you. :)
And, it was funny. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
*Between kisses* No, something was taken from the cheese sanctuary. For ages they had no idea what it was, but it's a device that amplifies the power of channeller attacks. If they aren't behind it my hair isn't purple. I wouldn't be surprised if they've been snooping around Blogland a bit either.
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(HAHAHAH ZAF OMG)
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Hi Zaf.
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HEY ZAF! :)
#ChaseForBookNine
MSD
No. I want my mother to get out of my bedroom now.
*puts head in hands*
I can't call my house a home anymore. Chester is more of a home to me than my apartment is and Chester isn't even freaking real for gods sake.
Sorry I vanished earlier. I felt really funny so I didn't comment for ages...
I'm okay now though. I think...
Star, and now I'm trying to think of something she could have thought happened whilst she was drunk and has no memory of the entire evening. Something bad. ^^
((Hey Zafira. :D))
Mmm.. So... Will they come back?
*shadows appear in front of Mara*
Hanna... *mutters*
*shadows push her back into a tree* *cries out*
*girl walks over, shadows curled around her*
Hanna: Why, hello there, Mara. Nice to see you after thirteen years.
Mara: *gasps as the shadows lift her up by the throat* *kicks legs frantically* Hanna.. let him go..
Hanna: Oh, you mean Harry? *shadows carry Harry, who is covered in blood* Don't worry. The wounds I gave him will probably only scar. Probably.
#ChaseForBook9
((*hugs Sparky* I'm... I'm sorry. I really am. I don't know how to help you... But just because something isn't tangible doesnt mean it isn't real))
(*hugs Sparky* :(
Hey Luci :) *hugs*
Glad you're feeling better :))
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(Sparky, I'm not ignoring you, I just have no idea what to say. I have no advice, no course of action. Sorry.)
Most definitely.
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Hi Luce!
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Is there going to be a Skulduggery Pleasant movie in 2015? I've seen things saying there are and things saying there aren't.
Oh... Yay for us.
((Hi Luce bby))
Mara: *struggles to breathe* Adra... Trip... Zaf? Anyone? *hisses*
Hanna: *turns shadows sharp* Remember that day when my house was on fire, and I was trapped inside? I screamed for help, but then I realised you were running. And I only figured out a few years later - it was no accident.
Mara: Please... Hanna.. not... my fault...
Hanna: You set the place on fire, with your light powers. Still have them now? Of course you do, you haven't had your Surge yet. And you're a teleporter too, right? Huh. *scrapes shadows across Mara's face*
Mara: *screams*
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((MARA 0.0))
Just a sec. That is one cool profile picture, did you draw it yourself?
In fact. *pulls away for a moment, breathes in, spins around, points at some thick foliage* You. Get put here ya creep.
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(Adra - DUN DUN DUNNNNN)
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Hey Adra, bbz
Hey everyone else<3
I'm sorry you feel like that, Sparx. I wish I could do something, but I'm really not too well so I need to get myself to bed before I get any worse.
Night everyone <3
Ilya.
*hums softly and looks at Chester from the shore*
My treehouse is gorgeous and anyone who says otherwise is a liar who should be punched- in the arm.
I'd also like it to be the case that no one uses my treehouse as something to destroy for fun in an rp, but there's little I can do about that.
*looks at Adra*
Jack Harky.
What??
((Mars please don't die. I totally want to come help you but you aren't near me))
*a young lad, looking no older than twenty, steps out scratching the back of his neck, looking at the floor* Your weapon, throw it on the floor. Now. *the boy does so*
#ChaseForBook9
DOn't you hate it when your comments won't post and then eleiminate themselves from existance? -_-
@Sparky: Me and Ari and Hunter all believe that just beacuse people are fictional doesn't mean they're not real. So Chester is real, in a way.
And - I'm sorry. *hugs* I don't see how I can help, but if there's any way I can, just tell me . . .
@Mara: O_O!!!
*would help, but doesn't think I exist in rp*
Hey, Mushroom. :)
Are you feeling better now? :/
#ChaseFOrBookNine
((Bye Luce!
OH MY GOD I'VE LOST IT SPARKY :3))
Um... Who's that?
@Mushroom: Fours! :(
#ChaseFOrBookNine
Hanna: All because of that little thing. You remember, don't you?
Mara: *cries* Hanna, stop...
Hanna: Of course you do. You killed my little sister, Antiquity. Didn't you? You threw light at her, and burned her to death. And then I came after you. Of course, we were only about thirteen at the time, but... *sighs* We were ruthless. Weren't we, Maralie?
#ChaseForBook9
JACK HARDNESS ADRA YOU ARE A LEGEND
Huh, a stick, how... Boring. Normally people make really interesting things their chrysalis weapons, that's kind of dull.
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(*hugs Luci*
Night, Luci. Sweet dreams :) ily
Adra - no promises... :P
Star - It's okay XD *hugs*)
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(back) *forms into bright flame and small peices appear around blogland* the test
(I DIDN'T MEAN TO SPARKY I SWEAR))
Um... *looks at the person* Again- what's happening?
I don't rightly know Adra. Mind telling me who you are, and why you were watching in on me at such a private time?
#ChaseDorbook9
Oh. That is creepy... *glares at the guy*
*peice of flame in bar and lab glows brighter and turn supernova*
That isn't possible, JA.
Person: M-my name is Larklight Laforde. I was with the channeler assassins the other day. But! I was just using them to find you!
Trip: You realise I live in Scotland and have an office and everything right?
Larklight: Well, yes.
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*sigils in the bar glow, the flame is extinguished*
#ChaseForBook9
its quite possible, and this is nothing *trees catch fire and begin to burn, mountain sides are scorched*
Mara: You were... ruthless. You killed... my parents...
Hanna: Ah, yes. I forgot that minor detail. *shadows turn sharp again* *sticks them though Mara's leg*
Mara: *shrieks* *screams with pain*
Hanna: *lifts Mara up slowly* And you killed my sister. My only family that I had left. And so, as I said years ago, I'm going to get my revenge. *slams Mara against a tree*
Mara: *yells* *throws light at Hanna frantically*
#ChaseForBook9
*flames dissapear leaving burnt landscape* that was the test
Wait, you you just waited there?
No, it's not fucking possible for a bar to go 'supernova'.
Quite literally, that is not possible.
(not the bar, the flame)
So why did you join an organisation sworn to kill me?
Lark: I needed training, and they were recruiting. You don't take students any more, so...
There are plenty of non-mad channellers out there more than willing to teach.
Lark: But none near me.
So you ran away after getting some training, to find me, in the hope I would take you under my wing, take you on some adventures. A fanboy's dream.
Lark: well, it sounds silly, but yes.
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Trip, you live in Scotland?
(Bye Rose)
(bye rose) *appears beside lark* hello
(Bye Dragona)
*murmurs* Geez, Trip. When did you become the Doctor?
(bye dragona)
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE THOUGH
MANMADE SUPERNOVA- NOT A THING
(manmade is correct, but johnathon is not a a human)
(Bye people who left! *hugs*)
Mara: *takes deep breath* *teleports beside Trip*
Hanna: *throws Mara onto ground* *looks back at Harry*
Mara: No.. *gasps* Not... him! Kill me, not... Harry!
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...Mara?
*glances at Hanna* who the hell are you?
FFFFFFUUUUUUUU
The word supernova was created to describe what a STAR does when it dies.
A fire is not a fucking star.
And I'm fairly passionate about astronomy.
In future, be careful of what you say. People who (fricking obviously) know more than you do are likely around.
Lark: I thought if you were with fewer people, there might be more chance of you accepting. And, I didn't know you and Miss Dark we're involved.
Larklight Larklight Larklight, what are we going to do with you. Your logic is clearly skewed, there's no way I'm teaching you, and you just went total perv. Just go, unless Adra want to smash your brains in, take your stick, and find a proper teacher. Just, never talk to me again.
#ChaseForBook9
((Oh my fuck Sparky lol))
*watches curiously*
Bye leaving people!
Lark: Th-thank you. For not killing me.
What did I say? *Lark gathers his things and leaves*
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(i never said a flame powered by the oxygen, it was fuelled by several gases each used in chemistry that when combined and contained, create a reverse that if powerful enough can create a supernova although no human will ever get it that powerful)
Hello!
(msd)
hello kestrel
(Supernovas destroy planets. If you made one, we'd all die.)
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Hanna: *turns to face Adra* My name is Hanna Death, sweetheart. And you are...?
Mara: *crawls towards Harry* *hisses in pain*
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BUT IT'S NOT A STAR
THEREFORE NOT A SUPERNOVA
BASIC DEFENITIONS HERE, PEOPLE
THIS IS WHAT I'M BEST AT
DON'T EVEN FUCKING START WITH ZOMBIES
I'LL THROW SO MUCH TERMINOLOGY ABOUT YOU WON'T KNOW WHICH WAY IS UP
Hello Kestrel!
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(CONTAINED)
(KESSIE)
(Yes I'm starting this again)
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Well Hanna, you're clearly insane, and someone who direly needs to be arrested.
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((Hi Kessie!))
Well... He'll be back, you know.
*to Hanna* And what is it you're doing to my friends?
THERE'S ONLY ONE DIRECTION
*points to Liam's tattoo*
As you can clearly see by this tattoo, which is the One Direction Liam is talking about.
But feTUS
"This isn't the last you'll see of One Direction."
NO IT FUCKING WASN'T ❤
I am Gucci you are Crocs
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((Bye Ed))
I hate Luciana, and I always will.
Unless she shortens her name.
*gets put shackles* So if you'd like to come quietly, it would be far more pleasant for you.
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Hanna: *laughs* Insane? Oh, no no no. Maralie is the insane one. Did I ever tell you about how she murdered my sister? Or left me in a burning house while she watched a few miles away? *shakes head, laughing* *sends shadow through Mara's arm*
Mara: *screams* *collapses*
Hanna: And, I am merely teaching Maralie a lesson.
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-looks over at Trip, a small smile forming at the tips of my mouth-
Me?
Oh, I... I guess not.
Bye Ed, hello Connor. That's a little extreme isn't it?
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(although probably will come back in a few days) goodbye
(Woah Connor what
Seriously I use an iPod and iPad and there is nothing wrong with the names being long... I don't get it...?
But whatever)
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(Bye Ed! *hugs*)
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((I use an ipod as well. I just zoom out or scroll down the left side))
*clears her throat, walking over to Harry* oh.. Dear
Hanna: *looks at shackles distastefully* Never liked those. I prefer to have my powers, you know? Being bound doesn't suit me.
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*Eyes widen at Connor's comment*
Dude. Luci is my sister. She is one of those amazing people who have kept me here.
That's not a lesson for you to teach. Hanna Death, you are under arrest on charges of assault, kidnapping and blackmail. You have the right to remain silent but anything you do say will be used against you in court. *splays hand, electric energy fires at Hanna*
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Mara: *whispers* Adra, no... Stay away... I should have... stayed back there.. I'm sorry..
Hanna: *watches Adra, smirking slightly* What do you think you're doing, Miss?
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I will dislike her forever, because it's really inconsiderate for those on an iPhone or iPod. It may not bother some of you, but it bothers me.
Trip, just let her go.
I WANNA DIE MY FCKING DAD WOT LEMME READ LSODM AD HE RIPPEDMYCLOSET APRRT SO I CANT
Hanna: *sidesteps* *pulls Mara closer* *takes out gun and holds it to her head* Anyone try to fight, and I pull the trigger.
Mara: *moans*
(*hugs Death* Luci is like our big sister :))
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Actually... I think I'll leave. *Nods* I'm sure Aretha has some news for you all. News that you've been excepting for quite some time. Farewell.
(*hugs Zaf* THAT'S TERRIBLE D: I'M SO SORRY *hugs again* :( )
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Connor... You're the only one complaining. And Luci isn't one to change for one person that often, much less one that is insulting her.
*clears her throat, kneeling next to Harry* I'm looking for the nearest Starbucks, what does it look like?
-jumps out of the trees, shoving my blade into the top of Hanna's head, immediately disintegrating her-
((*hugs Zaf* I'm sorry...
Bye Rose))
You realise the playing field is not levelled correct? Release her, and surrender.
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WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS AN AWESOME CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
AND SO IST THE PAINTING!!!!!!!!
Bye Rose.
(...
Death.
What exactly do you mean by 'news'?
Don't you dare do anything.
You are not leaving, you are not killing yourself, you are not doing anything bad. We were meant to buy an apartment together, remember? Go to Australia, go to the zoos, hold the parrots, come to Ireland and sleepover at my house...
*hugs*
Please don't let it be bad news. Okay? I love you.)
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Connor... That's not how we normally do things. Prison is a much worse fate than death.
Hi Zaf. Sorry. :(
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*is not really here*
*looks at Connor* You're joking, right?
Hannah, get away from her. Now.
Bye Death.
#ChaseForBook9
Actually, I'm not cruel enough to wait for Aretha. I'm leaving. Full blown. Never looking back.
Blogland hurts too much. It's too painfully for me and I annoy the Hell out of some of you, I know...
So, bye. *Waves*
Hi everyone! *Hugs*
I'm not going to be on for long just a few minutes
Bye Death
Hanna: *laughs at Connor* You all do understand that I am quite impossible to kill? *heals self* You're only making it worse for Maralie.
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-Hannah returns, exploding out of my blade, bound by shackles-
Sometimes you have to be patient, Trippy.
OOP, well, I guess you can forget all those comments. We got a god mod up in this house. Watch out.
-stands behind Trip, watching the fight, winking at Hanna-
I'll be on for real when I finish homework, and we'll see how Hannah does against a vampire.
Until then, Au revoir!
Death.
No.
You're not leaving. I refuse to let you leave. You're my Blogsister. My amaZayn blogsister, remember?
Don't leave. You don't annoy ANYONE. And you certainly don't annoy me.
*hugs tightly*
Please? For me? Stay. Please.
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Death, we love you. You don't annoy any of us. Bit if it hurts, and this is what you want... I'm not going to stop you. Just, spare us a thought every now and then eh? And don't go doing anything stupid you hear? *hugs then salutes* Death Thorn Rose, it's been an honour.
#ChaseForBook9
Hanna: *rolls eyes at Connor* You're all a bunch or arrogant weirdos.
Harry: Starbucks? *frowns* Adra... What are you on?
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Dylan you're the worst god modder ever, be quiet and pay some attention to Rose for gods sake.
(*hugs Kessie* See you.)
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Vale, Kessie...
*glances at Rose* I don't know... I mean, you say this a lot. A few times a week, you say you'll leave... But-
I just don't know.
Either way, I doubt anything I say can stop your decisions
Bye all I've gtg
*Hugs everyone*
And Death you are not annoying, at least not to me!
#ChaseForBook9
Death, you always have a place here. Just remember that. And don't do anything stupid. You're important to all of us, okay? And you don't annoy me in the slightest, and I don't know anyone who you do annoy. I really hope to see you back here soon.
#ChaseForBook9
*hauls Harry to his feet* Right, come on. Let's get you to the lab
Bye Misti.
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Derek! I am going to visit Ireland over New Years - Is there any possible way for me to meet you? I don't care how, I just want to hug you!
- Molly
Harry: ... Lab? *frowns* Um what...
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EVERYONE
ROSE ISNT LEAVING
We won't accept it, we love you too much. You have people like us to take care of you. You have Luci, and Aretha. And Mara, and Sparky, and Zathract, and Nixion, and Trip, and Adra, and Me. And everyone else who is on this blog... Loves you. You literally annoy no one. You're so pretty and perfect and asdfghjkl.
I ded to Death, who is amazing. Just that she's still around, after all the shit she's been through... And she isn't annoying in the slightest!
#ChaseForBook9
*hugs everyone*
I love this family so much. This family, of Bloglandians... means everything to me. I love you all.
#ChaseForBook9
WBVD i must read
Gotchu Mars :3
Harry, you're covered in blood. Those wounds aren't going to heal themselves.
Well.
They are.
But...
Hanna, just put the gun down, and come with me.
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Hanna, just put the gun down, and come with me.
#ChaseForBook9
See? This is what gets me. A diva's goodbye. It's attention. I don't need attention. I can't have it. I'm like a freaking bird and attention is food. But I need to leave. I seriously do. This place is... It's killing me.
I love you all so much. It's been an honour. *Winks at Trip* You guys are my life, but when have you ever heard Life and Death living peacefully together?
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