Monday, August 19, 2013

Strong Female Characters

My Twitter-wife Holly Smale has brought to the attention of her Twitter-followers, of which I am one, this here magazine article entitled "I Hate Strong Female Characters" — http://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2013/08/i-hate-strong-female-characters — and I have to say I agree with it wholeheartedly.

For those of you too time-constricted/lazy to read it, it basically holds up a hand in the classroom and has the temerity to ask "Why are vibrant female characters called strong?" Why are they limited to such a thing? More to the point, however, is why is the word "strong" slung in there at all? If you take away the strong bit, that leaves "female character"— but isn't a female character just as inherently strong as a male character? Why do they need "strong" in there at all?

People say to me all the time "Derek, you're great," and I can't argue with them. They go on to say "I love your black shirt/blue jeans combo" and I nod wisely, agreeing with them but not needing to put it into words. Then they say "It's so cool that your books have strong female characters" and I shrug, and say "Hey, I'm a pretty awesome guy. Now go get me some Skittles."

Valkyrie is a strong female character. As in, she's strong, she's female, and she's a character. But she is not a Strong Female Character. She's not a role model — not really. She's deeply, DEEPLY flawed. Over the course of these eight books, she's done some outstandingly heroic things, but she's also done some downright mean and nasty and selfish things. She's hurt people. She's become arrogant (and not in the cool way that I am).

Here's what Holly has to Twitter-say about the subject:

"Strength" is one dimensional. It's saying "women can be strong like men", NOT "women are flawed, complex, brilliant, weak LIKE MEN."

 I love it when readers don't like Valkyrie. I love it when they actively dislike her for the things she's done and the way she's behaved. But it's like they're surprised. It's like they can't compute. "Okay, wait, so... she saves the world but... but she's cheating on her boyfriend?? How is that POSSIBLE?"

Valkyrie is a character. She's as messed up as any male character I could ever write. That's what makes her real to me.

Having a girl as the protagonist in an action/adventure/horror/fantasy/whatever means things are going to get physical, and you all know how much I love my fight scenes. But having her kick ass is not why she's a good character.

Years ago, I was yapping to my mother about Buffy and Xena and talking about how great it is that we now have these TV shows about such strong female characters. My mother, who admittedly has never watched either show, asked me if these really WERE strong female characters, or if they were merely male characters with boobs.

Having a blonde cheerleader save the world with her martial arts skills doesn't equal feminism, she said. That's a male tactic. How about her saving the day using tactics that aren't all about punching and kicking and killing?

I didn't have an answer for her then. I still don't, even now. There's a whole debate to be had that I'm just not ready for, that I may never be ready for. My mother is a pacifist. I am not. We see the world differently, we operate differently, even though we want the same things. We both want equality and peace. My mother is the sort to talk her way to equality and peace. I'm the sort to talk to the point where I reckon more talk won't do any good, and then smash my way through to an understanding. It is not an enlightened viewpoint I hold. It is a crass, brutish viewpoint — but in a crass, brutish world, I believe my way is the way to go. Mum believes otherwise.

And that's the difference, I think, between us. We live in a world carved by men, where fear and oppression and violence are a part of our lives. I can't even IMAGINE a world sculpted by women, where other values have taken hold. I'm limited in that way. I could try not to be, but I honestly wouldn't know where to start. That's kind of sad, when you think about it. For all my imagination, I can't even imagine that...

... (turns to stare hauntingly out the window).



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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hello, Livi! *coos*

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Olivia: *waves to Mara*

Alexis said...

everyone loves my little sister! is it because there isnt any babies here beside her?

Noelle said...

*stops tickling her, smiling*lifts her up* Here Zaf!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*waves back*

Awh. She's adorable.

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

Hi guys!


Dáthí's beard is so ugly isn't it Mara..

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*takes Olivia back* Thanks she likes crawlin to peopke

Olivia: *reaches for Mara and starts giggling*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey Brave :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

She's just cute, Alexis *smiles*

You were adorable when you were younger, I remember.

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Alexis said...

Hiya Brave

Alexis said...

I'm 11 now and somehow in love with a 531 year old....wow. *is slightly unsure as to why*

Ulcabhán Brave said...

I'm 11 to Alexis.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Dáthí? He's the presenter guy, right? He's epic.

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Noelle said...

*rolls her eyes but doesn't say anything*
*finishes cooking and prepares a large cart*
*forms a portal*
Be back in five!

Alexis said...

Really Brave? Awesome! *goes over to Brave* Did you see my dress for the Ball? I'm super excited to go!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HURRY UP NEWS I WANT TO HEAR WHEN THE TIPPERARY ROSE IS ON *whines*

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lol crazy Irish

Noelle said...

*walks out of the portal with an empty cart*fills it up with blankets and water and med kits and clothes*
*goes back*

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Zaf i am determined to talk to you at the publication day signing. DETERMINED. i don't know ho but i just am DETERMINED.


Is anyone else going to the liffey valley signing.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

I wan't to go to the ball with someone but i don't want to be in a relationship because i can't handle them at this age in life. So i amn;t going with anyone because i can't just ask someone to go as friends, now can I.

Noelle said...

*comes back, filling it up with more food and clothes and water*
*adds a few weapons and tools and vaccines and sanitary things*
*walks back in*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

IT'S BACK ON

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

WHO'S GOING TO DUBLIN 2014

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Alexis said...

Well then ask someone Brave! Don't be afraod ask whoever you want to go with...

Noelle said...

*walks back out, out of breath*
*zips the portal closed, putting the cart away and walking to the others*
Sorry about that ;D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*looks at Brave* Just ask whoever you want

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Yes, Alexis but then the person that i WAN'T to ask will wan't to get into a relation ship and i don't. Don't get me wrong though it's not the end of the world if i do but im just so crap at keeping friends and keeping a girlfriend would be harder.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Ughhhleeblaghandlotsofpoop

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Who do you want to ask, Brave?

*cough*Zave*cough* ;D

IT'S ON AGAAAAIN YAY

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Alexis said...

Brave you would do fine! Go on ask who you want to the Ball...you never know maybe it would be good for you to be in a relationship it'd mean you'd have someone close to you...don't doubt yourself

Noelle said...

Lol Mars xD

Ulcabhán Brave said...

I dunno. I just wanna go with someone as friends but that's just stupid.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

The Arizona Rose is really pretty (:

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

And even if i WANTED to go to the prom with Zaf, Mara and Adra, she is married so i can't.

Alexis said...

Then ask the person out Brave. Trust me you seem like a nice person just ask them out it can't kill you. Don't go alone if you don't want to

Noelle said...

It isn't prom.
It is a ball.

I'm sure she would make an exception ;D

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I went last year with my friends... Me and Kessie were the envy of everyone with our fancy dresses ;D

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*looks at the convo* oh dear

Emerald Melody said...

*Em Talking*

Guys just to let you know that I'm not coming to the Ball this year.

I'm sure you will all have a great time and I can't wait to hear all about it.

Noelle said...

*hugs Em*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*hugs Em*

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Aw. that is sad to hear Em. We will miss you though!

Ulcabhán Brave said...

I hate being shipped.:(

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sits in tree singing*

Alexis said...

Then ignore the ship and just ask the person to the Ball Brave!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Em*

#ChaseForBook9

Alexis said...

Just because you are shipped doesnt mean the ship is real! Ari and Niccolo are shipped and Ari does not love Niccolo...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

And Niccolo the idiot he is cant see past that *shakes head* Niccolo is an idiot sometimes

Ulcabhán Brave said...

NO I CAN'T ALEXIS.


I JUST CAN'T.

I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATION SHIP WITH ANYONE BUT NO ONE WILL GO TO THE BALL WITH ME IF I ASK THEM AS FRIENDS, WILL THEY NOW?

Alexis said...

Brave they will go with you if you want as friends i bet just ASK before you assume

Noelle said...

Yeah... I was really confused when people began to ship Tadra (formerly Adrip) but... It is actually really fun :P

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Awh, the Cork Rose... :'(

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

THE PERSON I WANT TO GO WITH IS MY FRIEND AND I WANT IT TO STAY LIIKE THAT INCASE WE BRAKE UP AND ITS AWKWARD BETWEEN US.

Joe said...

A 'strong female character' is just a female character that's written well and with as much care, depth etc as a male character. That means she can be weak, smart, stupid, pretty, ugly or whatever. I've ranted about this kind of stuff quite a lot: http://onechaptermore.com/2013/06/30/guest-post-joe-craig-on-girls-in-action/

Alexis said...

Brave, if you want to go to the Ball with them ask them! It does not have to be a relationship and if you break up it would not be awkward only if you make it awkward

Noelle said...

Brave just ask them. Jesus man lol

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Brave ask them its never gonna leave you alone if you sit in denial

Ulcabhán Brave said...

FINE


Alexis, would you like to go to the ball with me as friends. If you are not okay with the whole stay as friends thing it's fine. I can accept a reject fully. and i woulldn't blame you.

Noelle said...

*pokes Mara* the tension in here is TOO DAMN HIGH

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Brave, just ask them for God's sake.
:P
It's not like you're going to be going out with them.

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Noelle said...

*squeaks, climbing on Mara's back, hitting her shoulder*LOOK

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*screams*

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Alexis said...

*widens eyes* woah okay then that totes was unpexpected....uhm..

*nods* Sure Brave

Noelle said...

*covers her mouth* sssssh

Noelle said...

*screams*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

ADRAAAAA

*squeaks*

ERMAGERD

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Noelle said...

I KNOW! *screams again*

Ulcabhán Brave said...

I am sorry for asking Alexis...shouldn't have..why would yyou want to go with me...i...i'm sorry.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Brave treat her well at the Ball or I may have to arrest you

Noelle said...

*whispers to Mara* This is totally adorable! *clings to her back*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*screams*

*runs around*

#ChaseForBook9

Alexis said...

*goes over to Brave and hugs him* Brave of COURSE I would go with you! You're so kind and why would I say no to someone like you? You are so sweet Brave I never thought anyone would ask me because of my age *hugs tighter* Never doubt yourself

Noelle said...

MARA DON'T GO TO FAST! I'LL FALL

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*whispers back* I KNOWWWWW

*runs with Adra on her back*

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

ALEXIS AND I SHALL BE BACK WE MUST GO EAT IRL

Jophiel said...

*Pulls evil angry fave* I missed Ari!!!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*strolls in* Ulawful arrest Zaf! *trilling*

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Bye Zaf!

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*skips around* Deedeededede, adoopdedoopdedoo, adapdedatdeeda!

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Noelle said...

*whoops* *clings to Mara* TREE!!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I WON'T

BUT

OH MY GIDDY AUNT

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Noelle said...

*grins as they pass Trip* Someone's excited?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Haty tatete, tootetateta!

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Jophiel said...

Stuff it!! I am leaving! *Sprints out of Bloglans*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm just in a good mood!

Dapedededoodada!

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm just in a good mood!

Dapedededoodada!

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Jophiel said...

*Blogland

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Bye Death! See you soon! Ratata, dededoo!

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Uh.... Okay, Rose?!?!?

Trip, dear- join our skipping Brigade!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

A, doobidooobidoobidededobbytata! *finishes with a flair*

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

Don't worry, Zafira, I will treat your daughter very well....

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Bye Death! *hugs*:(

YO TRIP VAS HAPPENIN

The Wanted claim that 1D stole their, "hi, we're the Wanted."

What do you expect them to say? "Vas happenin madafukers, we is 1D."

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Noelle said...

*claps* Brilliant! *in her own mind* Something is... Off.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Skipping brigade? Are there enough of you to make an entire brigade? Well if there are that many of you then count me in!

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Noelle said...

Um. No. It's just Mara and I.


Hello Ed

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I took down a crime lord! Another one, down for the count! Haha! A-deedeedo, ratata!

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

He-llo Edward!

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Edward Fletcher said...

hello adra and trip

Noelle said...

*hops off Mara* So- what's gotten you in this mood?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Sorry not here byeeeee! *hugs*

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Edward Fletcher said...

bye mara

Noelle said...

Bye Mara!

Ulcabhán Brave said...

t665yewgdbg0qxqy8yvwo


Wheres Zaf and Alexis.

Jophiel said...

You know, I think I might just have a change of heart. Life is so boring on the side of glory... I don't think I'd ever tell Judi this but, I almost admire her. She's so strong and brave and uncaring. I think I'll let her take over for a few days, just to see how things play out. If I'm still alive, I'll join the dark side, if I'm dead then... Well, I'm dead! *Shrugs*

*Looks up and smiles* Geronimo. *Falls to her knees clutching her head*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Beyyyyy Mara!

I took down another crime lord! That puts my tally at 37!

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Jophiel said...

Aaaand, I'm back!

Noelle said...

Dinner, Brave.


*hugs* That's fantastic! Congrats!

*glances at Death* Oh no

Jophiel said...

*Tilts head* Miss me?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Argh. We should really do more to stop these pesky true names. Hello Judi. How are you?

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Jophiel said...

*Yells* I'M NOT A TRUR NAME!!! IM A DARK SIDE!!!! Otherwise, I'm cool. I'm happy. And yourself?

Noelle said...

*waits for her to change her name lol*

And no, not particularly

Jophiel said...

(I HATE THIS BLOODY IPOD! IT KEEPS LYING TO ME!!!! *Roars*))

Emerald Melody said...

*Drew sits up gasping and coughing in the medical bay*

Fuck! Where the hell am I

Voice: Where you've always been...

*Deacon steps out and smiles*

Deacon: brother dear!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm pretty good, I took out a crime lord today. Well, most dark sides don't have their own names and personalities. Mine, for instance.

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Looks up* Am I the only one who heard that...?

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Well hi Judi. I do not think we have met before. I know your deaths Dark Side and alll but i haven't met you.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Hello! Em! Good to see you!)

Deacon is here.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Looks like you're all about to see my dark side right now...

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Noelle said...

*unsheathes her sword* Damn.
*runs towards the lab*

Jophiel said...

*Smiles widely at Trip* That is because you, my good friend, are not crazy. Deathy is crazy. And scary at times...

(Wbd and msd)

Alexis said...

Hey Brave okay sorry we were eating in real life!

Jophiel said...

Hi Brave! I know you but through Death so hi!!

Emerald Melody said...

*Drew tries to get off the bed but is slow and in pain. He winces*

Deacon: Oh dear, looks like my pup did her job and infected you too Drew. What a shame.

*Deacon snaps his fingers and Drew falls to his knees in pain. A shooting pain ringing out through his head*

Deacon: I bet I make your mind more interesting hmm??

Drew: Screw... you.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh shut the hell UP Trip! *punches him in the face and shadow-walks away* (love you Trippy!)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*smashes through the door, energy flaming from the eyes, barges into Deacon, energy punches him into a wall*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*gasps, already inside the lab* Trip...

*pushes past it, running into Drew's room*
DREW!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Okay, what was that all about?)

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

Hi zaf and Alexis. Can You please tell me what colour your dress is and i'l get a suit that will go with it if you want.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

(To the unlawful arrest comment earlier)

Oh for fucks sake can we please put down the puppy?! *shadow walks to the lab*

Emerald Melody said...

*Deacon hits the wall but just stands and brushes the dust off his shirt*

So good to see you again too Trip.

*Deacon clicks his fingers again and Drew screams out in pain.*

Deacon: Ooops my finger slipped.

Alexis said...

This is my dress Brave :)

Edward Fletcher said...

zaf, was there a need to attack him?

Noelle said...

*pulls out a shotgun from the closet, pointing it at Drew*
Leave him alone, you prick

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*index finger twitches, purple torture-shadow like things run into Deacon't body, causing him agony all over* So did mine.

#ChaseForBook9

Ulcabhán Brave said...

I have no idea who teh hell Deacon is but... meh what the heck...

Shadow walks into the lab and shoots arrows at deacon.

Emerald Melody said...

*smiles at Adra*

Deacon: I didn't lay a finger on him.

Alexis said...

BRAVE!! *grabs him at last second going with him* Brave he's a werewolf!

Edward Fletcher said...

what did deacon do?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hello Deacon *sounds very very pissed*

Noelle said...

*readies the gun* Let him go, then.

Edward Fletcher said...

adra, put the gun down

Edward Fletcher said...
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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You see Deacon, one of the main principles of channeling is, whatever they can do, so can you. Your torture shadows gave me an idea. While yours latch onto the physical form however, mine, latch to the soul. *index finger twitches again, and the pain returns*

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

*Deacon hunches over in agony, smiling at Trip*

Whoa! The channeler is packing a punch!

Alexis said...

*clicks fingers* ooh do i need to hurt you weird werewlf guy?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Ed, Deacon isn't someone you talk to, he's a kill first, don't talk about later kind of enemy.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Back away Alexis! Deacon is a bastard

Edward Fletcher said...

oh, well does he need a trial?

Noelle said...

*keeps the gun pointed at Deacon but slowly makes her way to Drew*
Drew... *kneels, looking at Deacon* You alright?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well try this one on for size. *clicks fingers, and Deacon's very being is in the worst possible agony*

Soul strike, epic level.

But that, that is only a taster of the pain to come. *grins evilly*

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*is awkwardly here unsure what to do so is realy gonna watch*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

At this point, not really. He's on a level with Serpine, Vengous, Vile.


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Ulcabhán Brave said...

Are werewolves alergic to arrow?

Emerald Melody said...

*Deacon smiles again*

I'm afraid I am the least of your worries.

*he whistles as the whistle becomes high pitched*

*A long howl rings out from Em's room in the lab*

*Drew begins to scream in pain as he begins shifting unwilling*

Deacon: Must be a full moon tonight if the wolves are coming out.

Edward Fletcher said...

well *blue electricity flies round* ok then

Noelle said...

*pulls the trigger on the gun, firing at Deacon*
*reloads, shoots again*

Alexis said...

*follows the howl and goes into where Em's oom is* Miss Emerald?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Or, maybe you'd like to reconsider. *sends a text, and Rigor is teleported into the room, in chains*

(Em, can I kill Rigor?)

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Jophiel said...

Oh shoot me please. *Walks up to Deacon* You are an interesting fellow, aren't you?

Emerald Melody said...

*Em in wolf form, snarls and charges for the door of the room*

*Drew's back arches as he stretches and his muzzle starts to expand. He screams*

*Deacon stands up slowly*

Don't bother Trip, I'll do it myself.

*Pulls a gun out and shouts Rigor in the head*

Ulcabhán Brave said...

hmm.... are wearwolves allergic to silver? Because i have sliver tipped Arrows.

Noelle said...

No they aren't, Brave.
*takes a step back from Drew* Shit.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

hmm.... are wearwolves allergic to silver? Because i have sliver tipped Arrows.

Alexis said...

I would assume not....*cautisously opens the door to Em's room* Heloooo?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well /that/ was unexpected. Because that was kind of my plan for causing you endless sorrow.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*pulls out a different gun with tranquillisers inside*
Right. This better work.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

oops double comment.

I don't like werewolves.

Edward Fletcher said...

doesnt silver kill werewolves?

Emerald Melody said...

*Drew gasps in pain and looks at Adra*

Drew: get... out... Run!!

*Drew's eyes turn black as his fur begins to sprout and he is being forced to stand up so he can stretch even more*

Alexis said...

I dont either Brave I hate them

Noelle said...

Right. *cocks the gun, pointing it at Drew* I'll wait for you to change first.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Adra, I'll keep them contained, RUN!

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

trip, do you need help?

Noelle said...

Yeah, that'll be the day. *hold the gun up*

Alexis said...

Sherlock i say we do something else it seems Em is content on just annoying Adra and Trip we can do our own thing i guess

Emerald Melody said...

*Em roars and bursts through the wall into the medical bay. Her eyes are black as well*

*Drew finishes shifting and is much bigger than Em in wolf form. He snarls*

*Deacon smiles* Have fun with my pets boys and girls for they will never be your friends again.

*Deacon disappears in a whirl of shadows*

Edward Fletcher said...

ok alexis

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You know guys, a little help would be appreciated. Maybe not you Alexis, but your mother could be useful.

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Emerald Melody said...

Seriously Zaf!!! You did not just fucking say that as Alexis!!

Do you know what, fuck it. Leave it. I'm going to bed.

I'm not putting up with that shit from Zaf when all I'm doing if roleplaying!

Goodnight!!

Noelle said...

For the love of-
*shoots the tranquilliser dart at Drew*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sighs and sends shadow knives at Drew* well i try but it helps when i get acknowledged

Alexis said...

*takes sherlock away from the stupid wolves* I hate werewolves i really do they have no use anywhere in the world if we just killed them all life would be nice

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Okay, bye Em. I understand. I really, really do.

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Edward Fletcher said...

bye em

Noelle said...

Night Em *hugs*

Alexis said...

Bye em....and no i just deicided to no longer be in the threat of the wolves so i left apparently thats not allowed? sorry i deicded being 11 in the situation was bad

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

:-/

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

That really wasn't what you said Zaf, was it?

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hi Fabi! *hugs* Now, I know it looks bad, but we all do in fact love each other.

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Noelle said...

No... That isn't what you meant. At all.

*rolls her shoulders, setting Er gun aside* I'm going for a walk while it is still light out.

Noelle said...

I WANT FAAAAAABILOUSSSSSSS *sings like Sharpay*

Noelle said...

SHIT.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Life is still a ||\//|/\|/\||//\\/ mess without werewolves involved.

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Alexis said...

Thats exactly what i meant i left the situation and decided since Sherlock was there i would ask him to go do something else...so sorry to disappoint because i said something to upset the balance aparently

Jophiel said...

*Sighs* On a small little suicide mission, this happens? Where does the time go?

Edward Fletcher said...

ill come back later, bye

Noelle said...

I have no idear what to dedicate to...

Um. Computers. Because I like them.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Sighs]

I know.

[Waves] Hi Adra, Trip, Zaf.

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Noelle said...

Goodbye Edward

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Bye Edward

Hello Judi.

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