Monday, August 19, 2013

Strong Female Characters

My Twitter-wife Holly Smale has brought to the attention of her Twitter-followers, of which I am one, this here magazine article entitled "I Hate Strong Female Characters" — http://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2013/08/i-hate-strong-female-characters — and I have to say I agree with it wholeheartedly.

For those of you too time-constricted/lazy to read it, it basically holds up a hand in the classroom and has the temerity to ask "Why are vibrant female characters called strong?" Why are they limited to such a thing? More to the point, however, is why is the word "strong" slung in there at all? If you take away the strong bit, that leaves "female character"— but isn't a female character just as inherently strong as a male character? Why do they need "strong" in there at all?

People say to me all the time "Derek, you're great," and I can't argue with them. They go on to say "I love your black shirt/blue jeans combo" and I nod wisely, agreeing with them but not needing to put it into words. Then they say "It's so cool that your books have strong female characters" and I shrug, and say "Hey, I'm a pretty awesome guy. Now go get me some Skittles."

Valkyrie is a strong female character. As in, she's strong, she's female, and she's a character. But she is not a Strong Female Character. She's not a role model — not really. She's deeply, DEEPLY flawed. Over the course of these eight books, she's done some outstandingly heroic things, but she's also done some downright mean and nasty and selfish things. She's hurt people. She's become arrogant (and not in the cool way that I am).

Here's what Holly has to Twitter-say about the subject:

"Strength" is one dimensional. It's saying "women can be strong like men", NOT "women are flawed, complex, brilliant, weak LIKE MEN."

 I love it when readers don't like Valkyrie. I love it when they actively dislike her for the things she's done and the way she's behaved. But it's like they're surprised. It's like they can't compute. "Okay, wait, so... she saves the world but... but she's cheating on her boyfriend?? How is that POSSIBLE?"

Valkyrie is a character. She's as messed up as any male character I could ever write. That's what makes her real to me.

Having a girl as the protagonist in an action/adventure/horror/fantasy/whatever means things are going to get physical, and you all know how much I love my fight scenes. But having her kick ass is not why she's a good character.

Years ago, I was yapping to my mother about Buffy and Xena and talking about how great it is that we now have these TV shows about such strong female characters. My mother, who admittedly has never watched either show, asked me if these really WERE strong female characters, or if they were merely male characters with boobs.

Having a blonde cheerleader save the world with her martial arts skills doesn't equal feminism, she said. That's a male tactic. How about her saving the day using tactics that aren't all about punching and kicking and killing?

I didn't have an answer for her then. I still don't, even now. There's a whole debate to be had that I'm just not ready for, that I may never be ready for. My mother is a pacifist. I am not. We see the world differently, we operate differently, even though we want the same things. We both want equality and peace. My mother is the sort to talk her way to equality and peace. I'm the sort to talk to the point where I reckon more talk won't do any good, and then smash my way through to an understanding. It is not an enlightened viewpoint I hold. It is a crass, brutish viewpoint — but in a crass, brutish world, I believe my way is the way to go. Mum believes otherwise.

And that's the difference, I think, between us. We live in a world carved by men, where fear and oppression and violence are a part of our lives. I can't even IMAGINE a world sculpted by women, where other values have taken hold. I'm limited in that way. I could try not to be, but I honestly wouldn't know where to start. That's kind of sad, when you think about it. For all my imagination, I can't even imagine that...

... (turns to stare hauntingly out the window).



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Alexis said...

Bye Adra!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Omg Ari...ARETHA TESLA!!! *superZaffyTackles*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*superelderassassintacklehugs everyone* Hi Zaf!

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Alexis said...

ARI I MISSED YOU!!!! I was so worried Niccolo went crazy and killed you!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Omg Alexis dont think that you'll give Croatoan ideas!

Alexis said...

Well its true! I already almost lost Daddy to New Delhi I cant lose Ari or Mr. Niccolo!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*laughs* Oh God no. No, that would never happen.

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Alexis, why do you always call him Mr.?

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

*eats Pringles*

*watches from tree*

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Alexis said...

Well because its...respect?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OMG PRINGLESSSS *steals*

Alexis said...

Uhm Ari I think its because I really respect him cuz he's older by A LOT and to me I probably should call him Mr. Niccolo cuz...thats just how I am

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I guess it makes sense Alexis

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*screams* *smacks Jubi across the head* *takes back Pringles*

Mine. *hisses*

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Alexis said...

I miss Mr. Niccolo though....I still really want to learn to fight like him! I dont want Alex taking me again!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

MEENIE!! *sticks out tongue*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Takes out my OWN Pringles and eats*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

uughhh I want Pringles now...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm not a meanie! My brothers ate all my other pringles! *pokes*

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

< ignore me >

I'd like to say that I won't cry
But if I did, it'd be a lie
And I'm not here, we're leaving soon
So, for now, goodbye

((Um, not sure what the point of this comment was))

< / ignore me >

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Alexis said...

*watches quietly*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis darling i love you

Alastair Cruciatus said...

You'll need time, Alexis. You can't become an expert overnight. Or in a week, or a month, or several months, or even a year. It takes multiple years of intensive practice before you can become really good, and if you want to reach Niccolò's level you'll need a few centuries. But you can do it, and now is a good time to start. Just don't expect immediate results. You'll slowly improve as you get older.

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

FABI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


HAAAIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I am not ignoring you Fabi!! *hugs* Hi I feel like I haven't seen you in forever!

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Alexis said...

*looks up at Ari grinning* That's why I want to start now while I'm still young! Because I want to learn and I know it'll help me no matter what. Just like my magic is hard to grasp right away I practice hard and I will get it. I know it takes time and being Coco is 513 I figured it'd take centuries to get THAT good. Though I admit he wears his age well...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Actually, he's 531... And he ages more slowly than most mages. One of his disciplines does that.

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Jubi and Ari]

Yeah. It's been a while.

I'm really not here though.

Or if I am here, I'm distant and msd.

Very much so.

I wish it'd just stop, you know?

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: he's...awesome! Tell him I said that he is awesome! But I mean will he even maybe work with me?

531....bloody hell Croatoan bloody hell

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: i still owe him a very good punch in the face

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Fabi*

Why would I ignore you? You're unignorable.
That is now a word. *nods*
Because you're Fabi, and Fabi is amazing :)

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Fabi, are you leaving?

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dont think she's leaving Ari she doesnt hve a cable to charge her iPod

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: *hugs Zaf* Hey we are safe now right?

Yeah..

Olivia: *crawls to Ari and hugs her leg*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

AWWW!!!! Prince George

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*looks down at leg* Hi, Olivia. ((I'm so awkward with young children!))

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Olivia: *waves and tries o say something* Awi!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*gasps slightly* Did you just say my name? Aw, that's so adorable! *reaches down and pats her head* That's awesome, Olivia!

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Olivia: Awi! Awi! *giggles and crawls to Momma*

Thats her first word....oh my god! *smiles*

Alexis: She so needs to say Coco!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Let em know that we're still rock 'n' roll. . . *sings*

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey Mara

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hey Zaf (:

Hey Ari (:

*hugs*

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Maralie Lily Charm said...
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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Sup? Oh my god Alexis is excited

Alexis: Coco Loco! Coco Loco!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Nothing much, you?

*laughs* Hey Alexis. You still obsessed with Niccolo?

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: yes! Yes I am

Unknown said...

Here is the sign Zafira saw in South Carolina look at my progile picture

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Adraaaaaa :)

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Noelle said...

Maraaaaaaa :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hello Adra!

Noelle said...

Hello!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Wait do you all seriously wanna see what I look like (those of you who dont know)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Omg, the sign XD

Thought so, Alexis :P

Adraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (:

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: *giggles*

Omg I know Mara my friend Davina was dying once she saw it

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Adraaaa you're pretty :)

I'd put a picture of myself up, but with my mum and internet safety... -.-

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Alexis said...

yay ok i am now actually on a computer lol

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

understandable Mara

Noelle said...

*huggles Mara* Ta.

Maraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;D

Maralie Lily Charm said...

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck NORRIS..." XD

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

And I wouldn't want anyone to die because of my ugliness. *nods*

ADRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (;

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Noelle said...

I refuse to believe anyone is ugly- because there is no one singular who we ought to strive to be. We should strive for ourselves...
Not what society thinks we should look like
#justwhatIthink

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

there we go after editing it to face the right way Zaffy is better

Noelle said...

*waves* HI Zaf!

Sorry I poofed for a second

Alexis said...

Happiness wait til you see

Alexis said...

Look Aunt Adra look what I drew~!

Noelle said...

((Omfg Zaf))

That's lovely, Alexis

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Zaf*

*hugs Alexis* Awh! ^^. That's amazing Alexis!

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Alexis said...

Thanks! I was gonna put more names on but i kinda ran outta room so i put people who i know! *giggles*

Alexis said...

Hi Rhydian

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ELLO! i poofed -_-

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Alexis!

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Noelle said...

Hi Rhyd, Jubi :3

I have to go in about twenty by the way

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ADRA!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


HAAIII!!

Alexis said...

What class are you in Adra?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Adra!

Hi Jubi!

Adra how do you like your new school?

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Noelle said...

I'm not in class, I'm at lunch. I have one class after lunch then I'm doneeeee

55 MINUTE LUNCH HELL YEAH. They let us have phones

Noelle said...

I love it!!! It is just a joy!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ALEXIS!!!! RHY!!!!! ANYONE ELSE!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


HAAII!!!!

Alexis said...

So unfair well in my mothers school they cant have phones which is tupid

HIIIIII

Maralie Lily Charm said...

In my school, if I have anything electrical, it is basically THE END OF THE WORLD

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

We can have our phones... we just can't use them...

Noelle said...

It's only for lunch but I find that if you give people more freedom, they are less inclined to break the rules.

And it's all-girls, so... I dunno- there's just this thing how we all concentrate harder than at a boys and girls. Idk

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I laughed my head off when I saw Alexis' profile picture, because it totally made me realise what a cruel and unkind person Trip can be.

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Glad you like it Adra.

I love school. I dunno why some people don't...

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Trip! How are you?

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Alexis said...

Same with mom's school though she's allowed an iPad but you can have your phone with you but cant use it only if the teacher says you can like in her science class they could use phones but in other classes you got it taken away for a week

Alexis said...

I actually planned to add his name but i ran outta room after Mara ooh guess what? Daddy's home! Some Irish lady teleported him home

Noelle said...

*facepalms*

Right. I have class in ten minutes... I'll be gone for only an hour and twenty so you all better still be here.

Or else.
dun
Dun
DUUUUN

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I like school :)
And everyone in the high school says that upper school is way better than middle school so..
YAY!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*laughs* Yeah some Irish woman came with Javier I dunno who she was but she was a teleporter

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well Rhydian, I should be angry that Zaf broke the law, but I've given up on disciplining that family, clearly their high up position has made them feel invincible, so screw it.

And I know, but it's true.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I didnt break him out Trip! Am I freakin Irish or a teleporter?! I'm a NECROMANCER i cant teleport

Noelle said...

*eats strawberries* AW YIS.

And I would say that I would disagree (about Trip being unkind) but I doubt you would listen anyway, so...

Unknown said...

*looks at Trip* Trip I was told by this woman that I was being released. I did not realize this was actually an attempt to break me out. She had a very thick Dublin accent and was dressed in a black cloak. Definetly a Teleporter. I swear over my life I had no idea what was going on.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No, you didn't return him, making you an accomplice. But I don't care any more.

We're all entitled to our opinions Adra. I'm listening, I'm just not agreeing.

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Noelle said...

-has to go!!!_
_love you all_
*hugs*
Eighty minutes. Time. Me.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

And now I'm going to become an accomplice also by not turning you in, but who cares, because you never get arrested.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*hugs*
Bysie bye!

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I had nothing to do with this I swear Trip. Nothing. I was shocked to see him come home I assumed he was released by New Delhi!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye Adra!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

See ya later Adra!

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Unknown said...

Trip I would love more then anything in the world to be with my wife but I actually should be arrested because I sre as hell did not ask to be freed. I want more then anyhing to be with Zaf but if I get her in trouble I rather stay in jail...maybe I'll b allowd to attend the Requim Ball with her.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier..*takes his hand*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

whatever. I don't care any more. I've given up.

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Brb.

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Unknown said...

You give up because you're a coward. I am willing to pay for my crimes, Trip. Be a man and stop moping because things didnt turn out like any of us expected. But if you insist on being stubborn go for it. At least am willing. *wraps arms around Zaf*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No, I honestly just gave up. I don't even care any more. It's not because I'm a coward, it's because you're so annoying. It's why you've never been arrested, because you're so annoying about it. So, I gave up. I will join a presumably long line of people who gave up on arresting the hardest to arrest couple on the planet, well done. You win.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Let someone else get the glory, it wont be worth the trouble.


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Unknown said...

Trip just do it. ok? just do it! stop giving up i am willing to do it because i dont want to hurt Zaf anymore then i have

(sory internet went spadazz

Alexa Lawless said...

Derek, I agree with pretty much everything you said, except that I don't subscribe to the idea that a society built on a matriarchy rather than a patriarchy would necessarily be very much different to the way things are now. I don't see that there is an inherent difference between male and female personalities; there are plenty of men who share your mother's view, and plenty of women who share yours.
In addition I'd like to say that problems in Buffy are not always solved with fists. Look at the ending of season 6 - there wasn't a big fight, the 'big bad' was brought down by talking to her.
Here endeth the rant.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

And that, my dear Javier, is exactly, why I am letting you stay free.... *reflection fades out of existence.*

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Unknown said...

So i can live with what I've done...*sighs* Where's Areha?

Alexis said...

thats kinda cruel...

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Gtg now. Bye!

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Alexis said...

Bye!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

it's really quiet today...

Alexis said...

It is too quiet Ari kinda poofed...:(

Noelle said...

Hellooooooo?

Alexis said...

hi Adra...Nobody is even on

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Adra

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi all! How are you?

I managed to escape the parents!

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Alexis said...

Bored nobody really is on and i miss Ari she poofed :(

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAI

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*hugs Alexis* me and. Adra are on :)

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Alexis said...

And Jubi too *hugs back*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Jubi! How are you?

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Alexis btw! How are you?

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Adra! How are you?

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ALEXIS!!!! ADRA!!!!! RHY!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


HAAII!!

Alexis said...

Fine I guess I wrote a story on my Blog but Blogger wont let me paste the link!!! go on my profile to the only Blog i have

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

How are you Jubi?

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Okay

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I'm goooooooood :)

Alexis said...

Blogger has been mean all day whilst writing the story i went to add the title it wouldnt leme go back to typing so i had to actually go on the iPod to the Blogger app....

Noelle said...

I'm good! Sorry we were in a dead spot on the road.. :/

Alexis said...

Ah...*sits in tree* Tree!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Good to hear!

What do you all want to talk about?

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Noelle said...

Michael Jackson is so awesome!!!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Michael Jackson is awesome!

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Alexis said...

Thriller

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Now what do we talk about?

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

STUFF!

Alexis said...

IRISH LEPRECHAUNS AND DEREK FROLICS IN A FIELD ON WEDNESDAUS AMD SATURDAYS *nods*

Noelle said...

Human Nature, Scream, Ghost, They Don't Care About Us, We Are the World, Earth Song..

HOLLAH.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I gtg in a little bit...
so
msd

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I gave Holly the link to this Blog post

Noelle said...

Okies, Jubi!
Led Zep, Pink Floyd, Ac/Dc, Aerosmith, Whitesnake, Kiss, Queen, Van Halen, Michael, Bad Company, Twisten Sister etc etc etc...

MY MUSIC

Alexis said...

Thats alot of music

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

You know a lot of music Adra.

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Alexis said...

Explosive tree forest heheehe

So who wants to help me try to throw Ari into the lake next time she is on?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I thought the idea was Niccolo?

Noelle said...

There are SO MANY MORE bands but those.
*dies*
My dad loves country music, my friends like pop and r&B type stuff, and my mom loves 70-90s.

I KNOW ALL SONGS

Alexis said...

Niccolo was my first idea but he probably would get mad

Noelle said...

-And G&R- I went to one of their concerts.
ONG I DIED.
*fangirls*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Omg Holly read the Blog post!

Noelle said...

Oh course she did! Dolly is my ship. The ultimate ship

Alexis said...

Momma gave her the link the this specifif entry and Holly tweeted about it! Apparently Zafira is the adopted twitter child of the Dolly ship

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I SHIP DOLLY!!!!!!!

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Alexis said...

I do too! DOLLY 5EVER

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I'm the adopted Twitter child from America! :) My adopted father is Derek...no wonder I'm slightly insane! Holly is the normal one Derek forgets about me

Noelle said...

Shipshipship.

Alexis said...

iF hOLLY COMMENTS HERE I WILL FREAKIN SCREAM MORE THEN I AMD

Dolly people DOLLY

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ummm

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I assured her we dont bite!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

except for the Jubiosaurus...

it bites...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Jubi do you know anything about Dolly? Derek + Holly = Dolly

Alexis said...

Nobody attack Holly if she comments guys! We got to be nice to Derek's Twitter wife

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I'll be nice. I'm always nice.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well Holly Snale fancies Derek he met her at the HC Summer Party so he follows her on Twitter so they got married on Twitter, she wrote Geek Girl its avalaible in the UK! So I am their adopted American child because Derek is Irish Holly is English and I'm American! MULTI CULTRUAL FAMILY

Noelle said...

*picks up a turtle*

Alexis said...

The revoltuion terrified her xD HOLLY COME WE ONLY EXPLODE DEREK

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Its not like we had the French Revolution I just tried to explode Derek!

YO ADRA NO WEAPONS HOLLY IS PETRIFIED

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

aaah... ok...

Noelle said...

Sorry. My only weapon is my elocution.

*hugs the turtle*

Alexis said...

No it was just the Blogland Revolution nobody died...*glances at the corpse of Derek* Hey who killed him?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

THE ROSE OF TRALEE IS ON

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Mara! How are you?

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Alexis said...

Hey Mara!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I gtg :(
BYE GUYYSSS

Alexis said...

Bye Jubi

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Bye Jubi!

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Noelle said...

Bye Jubs! Hi Mara?

*begins cooking a rather large batch of food*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well I guess Holly IS scared...but we dont bite! I only explode

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HOLY OMG

ROSE OF NEW ORLEANS JUST GOT PROPOSED TO ONSTAGE

OMG

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I gtg now :(

Bye!

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Noelle said...

:( bye Rhydian!

Alexis said...

Bye Rhydian

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye Rhydian!

*sits on floor holding Olivia* Hey baby girl *hugs close*

Olivia: *crawls away and goes to Adra*

Noelle said...

*blinks for a second, then cautiously smiles at Olivia, waving*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

guys

omg

did you never hear of the rose of tralee


Bye Rhy! *hugs*

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Olivia: Awi! *wraps around Adra's leg* Awi?

Alexis said...

oh my god do i need to seriously get first because everyomne so afraid?!

Alexis said...

THERE

I dedicate this page to Dolly because the ship is just so epic. DOLLY

Noelle said...

Thank you.

*cautiously picks up Olivia* Hi

Maralie Lily Charm said...

:O

IT'S LIKE THE BIGGEST THING EVER HELD IN IRELAND

It's basically like a beauty pagent. Girls from all over the world come to Tralee in Kerry and compete to win the Rose of Tralee.

COME ON THE TIPPERARY ROSE!

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Olivia: *waves kind of and takes a handfull of Adra's hair*

Noelle said...

*half- laughs, bopping her nose*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Olivia: *giggles and pokes Adra's nose*

Noelle said...

*catches her hand* Don't do that! *tickles her sides, laughing* Don't do that!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Olivia: *starts laughing squirming around from being tickled* Awi! AWI! AWI AWI AWI!

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