Monday, August 19, 2013

Strong Female Characters

My Twitter-wife Holly Smale has brought to the attention of her Twitter-followers, of which I am one, this here magazine article entitled "I Hate Strong Female Characters" — http://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2013/08/i-hate-strong-female-characters — and I have to say I agree with it wholeheartedly.

For those of you too time-constricted/lazy to read it, it basically holds up a hand in the classroom and has the temerity to ask "Why are vibrant female characters called strong?" Why are they limited to such a thing? More to the point, however, is why is the word "strong" slung in there at all? If you take away the strong bit, that leaves "female character"— but isn't a female character just as inherently strong as a male character? Why do they need "strong" in there at all?

People say to me all the time "Derek, you're great," and I can't argue with them. They go on to say "I love your black shirt/blue jeans combo" and I nod wisely, agreeing with them but not needing to put it into words. Then they say "It's so cool that your books have strong female characters" and I shrug, and say "Hey, I'm a pretty awesome guy. Now go get me some Skittles."

Valkyrie is a strong female character. As in, she's strong, she's female, and she's a character. But she is not a Strong Female Character. She's not a role model — not really. She's deeply, DEEPLY flawed. Over the course of these eight books, she's done some outstandingly heroic things, but she's also done some downright mean and nasty and selfish things. She's hurt people. She's become arrogant (and not in the cool way that I am).

Here's what Holly has to Twitter-say about the subject:

"Strength" is one dimensional. It's saying "women can be strong like men", NOT "women are flawed, complex, brilliant, weak LIKE MEN."

 I love it when readers don't like Valkyrie. I love it when they actively dislike her for the things she's done and the way she's behaved. But it's like they're surprised. It's like they can't compute. "Okay, wait, so... she saves the world but... but she's cheating on her boyfriend?? How is that POSSIBLE?"

Valkyrie is a character. She's as messed up as any male character I could ever write. That's what makes her real to me.

Having a girl as the protagonist in an action/adventure/horror/fantasy/whatever means things are going to get physical, and you all know how much I love my fight scenes. But having her kick ass is not why she's a good character.

Years ago, I was yapping to my mother about Buffy and Xena and talking about how great it is that we now have these TV shows about such strong female characters. My mother, who admittedly has never watched either show, asked me if these really WERE strong female characters, or if they were merely male characters with boobs.

Having a blonde cheerleader save the world with her martial arts skills doesn't equal feminism, she said. That's a male tactic. How about her saving the day using tactics that aren't all about punching and kicking and killing?

I didn't have an answer for her then. I still don't, even now. There's a whole debate to be had that I'm just not ready for, that I may never be ready for. My mother is a pacifist. I am not. We see the world differently, we operate differently, even though we want the same things. We both want equality and peace. My mother is the sort to talk her way to equality and peace. I'm the sort to talk to the point where I reckon more talk won't do any good, and then smash my way through to an understanding. It is not an enlightened viewpoint I hold. It is a crass, brutish viewpoint — but in a crass, brutish world, I believe my way is the way to go. Mum believes otherwise.

And that's the difference, I think, between us. We live in a world carved by men, where fear and oppression and violence are a part of our lives. I can't even IMAGINE a world sculpted by women, where other values have taken hold. I'm limited in that way. I could try not to be, but I honestly wouldn't know where to start. That's kind of sad, when you think about it. For all my imagination, I can't even imagine that...

... (turns to stare hauntingly out the window).



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Ebony Law said...

OH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU NOT?

Ulcabhán Brave said...

gtg. be on later.

Ebony Law said...
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Jophiel said...

Easily... I'm not any of that... *Burries face in knees*

Ebony Law said...

I dedicate this page to how beautiful Rose is. Because she is. And Danielle is a cute name. And to the fact that she is blushing.

And walruses.

And because we all know I would make a fabulous mermaid.

Jophiel said...

Naww... Thats cute!!

Noelle said...

LOLZ.
*huggles Rose* ((I am shipping you to really hard))

I felt left out :(

Noelle said...

Msd!!

Jophiel said...

*Screws up face* I'm totally not blushing!!! And Dannielle isn't a cute name!! And I am not beautiful!!

All the rest I agree with!! *Hugs*

Ebony Law said...

Oh, stop being a girl. You are all of those things.

-kisses-

Jophiel said...

*Turns away and looks down* *Whines* But I'm not pretty!!!

Ebony Law said...

You ARE. I'm not just saying that. You're so pretty. I'm being genuine.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Death Alex is right. you are down right beautiful.

Jophiel said...

*Peeks at Alex* No I'm not... Tristan wouldn't have dumped me after six days if I was...

Ebony Law said...

Who is Tristan?

Jophiel said...

Brave! I'm not!! *Hides face again*

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

No one loves me.......

Ulcabhán Brave said...

tbh around this time last year i had a super crush on you. lol. not anymore Alex, don't worry.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Lunaria, i haven't even met you. HI!

Ebony Law said...

That's okay, Brave.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

BY A CRUSH ON YOU I MEANT A CRUSH ON ROSE NOT ON ALEX.#


I'm an idiot.

Jophiel said...

http://m.youtube.com/user/Twistyz199

Tristan's my ex...

Also, if any of you annoy Lunaria, I will kill you. She is my BFF in real life.

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Brave* Aw... Thanks!

Ulcabhán Brave said...

I seriously messed up that comment and made myself look gay. Oh well.

Jophiel said...

Tristan kinda ruined my life two years ago...

Jophiel said...

*Musses Brave's hair* Aw... You're adorable!

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

I love you Deathy *Hugs you* I will hug you again tomorrow! *Be jealous*

Still I HATE MY BROTHER! And everything! OMG I am sick and tired of people telling me they are going to kill themselves coz they can't get there way. WHY IS HUMANITY SO STUPID!

Ebony Law said...

This clown was your boyfriend? I just wanna shoot him. Just immediately. Gun. Face. Bullet.

Jophiel said...

*Pushes Luna away* See? That is Alex! I said he was sweet!

Jophiel said...

*Closes eyes* Please... Trip is going to punch him... I don't want it to go further than that... *Leaps up tree branch* He was a jerk, I'll admit. I ran into him a few months ago and he said I was hot... I was so tempted to bitch slap him...

Noelle said...

I love you two omfg.
Also.
Blogger is blocked at school but I will keep trying.
Meh.
*hugs Rose*
I always tell myself I'm pretty, usually on data when I don't feel it. Like every day.
But yeah

I gtg

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Alex, when i came on blogland i had a hard time. I used to using text talk on the laptop and a few people gave me serious abuse about being on the blog at my age and coming in and speaking like i don't know English. Some people can be mean at times on this blog. Very mean.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

I didn't tell anyone this before but once i was told to leave blogland by a few people because i was Mking it a worse place.

Jophiel said...

*Screws face up at Adra* I love you too. Have fun at school!!

@Brave: I will still defend you no matter what! You deserve it! You don't deserve to be out through that crap... You deserve a hug! *Hugs Brave from her branch*

Ebony Law said...

How old are you?

Jophiel said...

Oh my God! I swear, tell me who they are and I will go hunt them down and murder them!!

Jophiel said...

Who... Me or Brave?

I'm 15...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

RUNNING FROM THE MADHOUSE
THEY WON'T TAKE ME BACK
GOT THE MEDICINE TO GIVE ME WHAT I NEEEED

*is totally not jumping around screaming Little Mix lyrics whaaaat*

#ChaseForBook9

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Danni danni danni!
I love your name! But i hate mine.
You know i actually was reading SP ages ago but i refused to read past chapter 5 coz i hated Val so much.


Danni and Alex sitting in a tree
Doing something that they shouldn't be
Starts in C ends in E
HEYY THATS MY CAKE!

Jophiel said...

*Laughs* Mara... You nut box...

Jophiel said...

Luna... *Is shaking with laughter* I am going to kill you tomorrow... Just you wait...

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

I still hate Val. this will NEVER change

Jophiel said...

I don't care if you hate Val... You made me wake Rohan up... *Claps* Who said laughter is the best medicine?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

LITTLE MIIIIIIIIX WOOOOOOOOOOO

CAN I GET AN L
CAN I GET AN I
CAN I GET A T
CAN I GET A T
CAN I GET A LEMIX?!

LITTLE MIX

YAY

omg stfu everyone leigh's singing

#ChaseForBook9

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Alex, i'll tell you what age i am if you tell me first.


And then take a guess at what age i am.

Jophiel said...

*Leaps off branch and tackles Luna* I swear to God, woman, tomorrow you won't have a working head...

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

I like Little mix! Rohan just went to bed.
Oh and Deathy i still slightly am mad *cough* Hate *cough* for stealing my middle name.

Jophiel said...

Yeah, so what? I chose it before I met you. I've been Death Rose for longer than you've been at my school. If you care so much, change your name because I'm keeping mine!!

Jophiel said...

... *Looks around* Alex... Are you still here? You're ghosting, aren't you?

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

I was S. Rose. M since i was born. And i have always know you, as i am GODDDDDDDD!!!!!!! *wears superman cape*

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

He doesn't love you any more~~~~~ <3333333333333

Jophiel said...

No, you are not God. God doesn't get hit in the face by Jordan.

Jophiel said...

*Snickers* I'm going to murder you Lunaria!!! And I think Alex might help me!!

Jophiel said...

Msd... *Pouts*

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

I hate Jordan.....
Well i am a God. *sticks out tongue*
Ha i dont bother with boy stuff! 15 and still single! *dances*

Eve the ROCK said...

I've agreed with this forever, in my own immature way. Whenever I see a female character on TV or in a movie, who's only purpose is to show that she's strong and women are strong and women will punch you if you say they're not strong, I glower and declare her a nemesis. They may as well be shouting at us from the screen,

"Look, it's a girl! Look at her muscles! Look at her aggression! Looklooklook she just punched a guy! Admire her!"

When I was younger, my favourite character in action movies was always the girl. It was easy, because there was only one girl, and because I was a girl, too, I felt I had to like her as a character. Like the pink ****ing power ranger. God, I secretly hated her.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I LOVEEEEEEEEEE LITTLE MIX

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

Ooh... True Blood's on!! I will be really distant!!

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Whats that? Danniellarin?

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Rose, what happened to Eden. where is he gone?

Jophiel said...

He's kinda left...

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

I think life would be more fun in a hole. Covered by dirt. To suffocate slowly.....

Jophiel said...

Luna is weird...

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Luna is amazing. Luna is immortal Luna learnt how to throw and plans to get revenge on Jordan

Ulcabhán Brave said...

hi zaf.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey Brave

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Deathy Danni Deathy Danni did ya learn the oral?
Recite with me!
Johnny: *Walks in and slouches against the wall* *Sighs*
Claire: Hey, Johnny. You okay?
Johnny: Never better, Honey.
Claire: It’s Claire. Did you get in another fight?
Johnny: What’s your point, Claire?
Claire: *Sighs and sits next to Johnny* It’s not good for you, y’know. You could hurt yourself.
Johnny: I don’t mind getting hurt.
Claire: Yeah… No. You really should take better care of yourself. *Stands up and pulls Johnny up by the hand* Why do you do it?
Johnny: *Shrugs* Because I can. Because that’s how I let my anger out. Some people write, some people do sports but I fight.
Claire: Oh… I’ve been meaning to ask you something… Why did you run away last year?

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

I need ideas.... I need to make a male wolf character....
At first i was going to use Danny but i thought that would be weird. As the charries i am making is for my fursonas Boyfriend.......
Tempo is my profile pic <3333333

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Helllllllloooooooo?????

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Ok i'm just gonna go hide now.......

Im feeling so lonely mr lonely on my own~~~~

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im here Brave....I'm just thinking *sits under tree* If I'm going to break Javier out I ought to do it while Adra and Trip arent on....anyone wanna come with me to New Delhi?

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Whats new Delhi? Is it a brand if cheese?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Country my husband is being held in

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Ok! I have never heard of it before but ok!
Haha i fail as a god......... *stabs self* yay *wound heals* Stupid immortality........

Ulcabhán Brave said...

I'm coming Zaf.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Well will i get my friend to bring a plane?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Awesome! *takes Brave's hand* Are you coming Luna?

Jophiel said...

I'm teleporting there!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I got this neat watch from Death Brave so I can teleport us all

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Yessssssss!!!!

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Ok.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Everyone link arms! Death I can teleport us all in and you get us back here deal?

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes!

Ulcabhán Brave said...

*Faints*

*Wakes up suddenley*


OH HOLY CRAP.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

What Brave? What?

Ulcabhán Brave said...

I'M JUST AFTER SEEING SOMETHING. (I'm a Necromancer and a Sensitive)


I just had my first vision.



OH HOLLY CRAP IT WAS HORRIBLE.

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Oh yeah Deathy i am half way through planing Warzys funeral. Do you think the pink, blue or green flowers are better? Or what about the black or red? The red is a lovely shade of human blood.

Jophiel said...

*Nods* Deal.

Msd

Why are we planning War's funeral?

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Coz he was mean to me.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Javiar is not in new Dheli. I know the clls in new dheli like the back of my hand but he is not there.

Zaf, they moved him.


Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

What did you see Brave?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I ordered a transfer to America last night is he in America?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*watches*
Zave... Heh heh.

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...
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Ulcabhán Brave said...

i don't know where but he's not in new dheli. Well he might be in new dheli but not in the cells.

They must have none that you were gonna try and break him out.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Known*

i think he is... Someone stab me.


Seriously. I see things when i am in pain. I fainted because of the pain in my leg. Someone stabbed it yesterday and i put my wheight on it and fainted with the pain so it must be pain that triggers my visions.

STAB ME.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Give me a moment Brave I have a mental link with Javier it cannot be broken unless one of us die so

Javier: *in Zaf's mind* I'm in New Delhi Zaf get me out of here before something happens! I'm in a room not a holding cell!

*looks at Brave* He's in New Delhi come I'm teleporting us with the bracelet

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

OMG AMERICA CAN WE GO TO DISNEY LAND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Ok. Grasps Zafs hand. Lets go.

Cluainn Fhada said...

I like Valkyrie because she's flawed. She's a very real, interesting character, and it's the same with all your characters, their story doesn't seem to just stop once you close the page, and it really feels like they all have lives and things to do that aren't part of the main plot.

Cluainn Fhada said...

I like Valkyrie because she's flawed. She's a very real, interesting character, and it's the same with all your characters, their story doesn't seem to just stop once you close the page, and it really feels like they all have lives and things to do that aren't part of the main plot.

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Tempo: Lu-lu i want chocolate!
Me: Shushhhh their doing something! *grabs mouth close hides in tree better*
Tempo: *whispers* why are we in a tree?
Me: Coz i feel like it.

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

I dont like Val. not one bit.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*teleports right outside the room Javier is being held in* Brave keep guard I bet there'll be Cleavers *puts hood on my Necromancer robes up* there now they won't recgonize me *my voice slips into a Dublin accent* keep guard *takes out paper clip and begins working on picking the lock*

Jophiel said...
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Ulcabhán Brave said...

Ok no problemo.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*finally gets the lock open and sneaks into the room* Javier

Javier: Zaf *gets up* oh thank god

Shhh *takes hand and leads out of room*

Javier: uhm...Cleavers...coming

Ulcabhán Brave said...

*grabs zaf and Javiars hands and sinks into a light created by the light on the ceiling*

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Sinks into a shodow not a light. sorry typo.

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Deathy if you read this respond to it. How many boxes of Girl Guide cookies do you want me to bring on Melbourne camp?

Ebony Law said...

ERMAHGERD.

Eve.
Are you still here?

ermahgerd...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Thanks

Javier: woah shadows are cold

No kidding! *teleports us back to Blogland* there now hopefully the mages there didnt know me

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alex! *goes up to him and punches in face*

Ulcabhán Brave said...

*Kicks javiar* THtas for hurting Adra, Rose and Zaf. may i ask why the hell did you stab your wife?

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Ugh i gtg soon...

Ebony Law said...

-wipes blood off my lips-

What the fuck was that for?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

For the side of you that kidnapped Alexis!

Javier: *growls in pain* I didnt think I guess...well the darker side of me broke through

Ebony Law said...

Yeah, well, that was Gauntlet, not me.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Well if you touch Zaf Adra or Rose again, YOU WILL END UP WITH MISSING FINGERS AND A FULL BODY CAST.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well one of you were gonna get punched and you just so happened ti be the one

Ebony Law said...

Well thanks.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: woah ok calm boy. I dont plan on it again

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No problem Alex oh and this *kicks in balls* is for tormenting Adra

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Me: *looks at everyone* hahaha i have no idea whats going on....
Tempo: Same......
Galactica: yep......
Griffon: Hehehehehe *runs of to break something*

Ulcabhán Brave said...

GTG BYYE BE ON LATER.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye Brave!

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Bye person i don't know!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*shadow walks into the treehouse putting my Necromancer robes back and putting my Elder's robes back on and then shadow walks down to Javier* *voice returns to normal American accent* Hey Javier

Javier: Zaffy! *grabs and kisses*

*kisses him back*

Javier; oh Zaf...*holds close*

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Im going to beddy bye byez now and Deathy if you do not tell me how many boxes of Guide Cookies to bring i will just give them to everyone on the blog.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Silence....

Javier: peaceful...hey wheres Croatoan?

Maybe he decided he cant ever get Ari and moved on

Javier: Zaf shut up and be nice

I am I just told the way I see it

Javier: *plays with her hair* I still owe him a punch for torturing you

Unknown said...

I really like valkyrie she is flawed yes but who isnt and how she becomes darquess,but my fave charecter has to be tanith it is epic how she becomes bad derk NEVER make her good she is much better bad :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No she cannot be with Sanguine

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm about to get basically all my hair cut off... Wish me luck! :/

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

WHEEE

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Good luck Mara...

Hey Jubi

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ZAF!!!!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*

HAAII!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

HAI!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

RHY!!!!!!!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


HAAIII!!!!!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

HI JUBI!

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAAAIIIII!!!!!!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: *waves and hides*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Someone give me a sad song to listen to! I'm in a very odd mood!

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I don't know any sad songs...
soorrryyyy :-/

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

:(...I must be a deep person. Sad things make them happy. I constantly want to see or hear something sad. I'M A WEIRDO!!!!!

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

My friend is like that too

IT'S OK RHY!!! xP

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I'M A WEIRDO TOOOOO!!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

WE'RE ALL WEIRDOS!!! *hugs fellow lunatics* I'm in an unidentifiable mood today. :P

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Wbd reading a book i procrastinated...312 pages i can do it!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO IT ZAFFYYYY!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAYYY MORAL SUPPORT WHOO!!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

IT'S GONE D:

My hairrrrr :c

I miss it :(

But it's nice (:

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Hai.
I have a short break in school.

What minions are on?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Wbd. Writing (with a pen. Not on the computer. Wow! I'm amazing!) And also listening to music.

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OH NOOOOO MARAAAAAAA

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javer: i am

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

HI ADRA!

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

MARA!!!!! ADRA!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*

HAAII!!!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

HEY MARA!

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Hi!!!! *hugs*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAAAIIIIII!!!!!!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

JUBI IT'S ALL GONEEEEE
Well it's down to my shoulder now but D:

Adraaaa *hugs*
Zaffffff *hugs*
Jubiiiiiii *hugs*
Rhyyyyyy *hugs*

#ChaseForBook9

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Adra gimme a sad song to listen to. I'm in an odd mood.

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

NOOOOOOOOOO


my Hair's shoulder length too though...
xP

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: hello Adra

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Mara u no any sad songs?

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Noelle said...

Sad songs.... Concrete angel?
GAY PIRATES MADE ME CRY

Hello Javier

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Concrete angel? What is that?

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: surprised to see me? I surprised my wife actualy some lovely Irishwoman teleported me home

Noelle said...

A REALLY SAD SONG, RHYDIAN. I SOBBED. Martina McBride. *sobs*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

(Btw I need one more person in my story. Anyone wanna be in it?)

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Noelle said...

No, not really.
I've just lost the ability to care about you anymore

Noelle said...

RHYDIAN OMG YOU ARE WORKING ON RCA AGAIN?
*cries in a tree*

RCAAAAAAAAAAAA

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Pretend it's Okay by Little Mix.
Or When You're Gone by Avril Lavigne.
*hugs Rhy*

My hair has always been super long so D:
*hugs Jubi*

*hugs everyone*

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

No Ads. I'm on holiday. But I know what I need in the next chapter. It'll be readable next Monday.

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Me, Rhy?

Wait. I think I'm already in it. Never mind. :P

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Noelle said...

NUUUUUUUU

*beats him with a bamboo stick* No

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ooOOOoooo
I wouldn't have a problem to be in it... ^^

xP

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: that makes me feel joyful inside..

Alexis: *comes down and hugs Aunt Adra*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

It's a new story. Me Death and Alex are in it.

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Adra I can't help being away.

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Can I be in it, Rhy? (:

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Sure Mara. :)

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Noelle said...

*hugs Alexis* Hello.


Meh. if you need a fourth fantastic character, I'm always open, Rhydian.
*sulks* Okay....

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Rhy* Thanks (:

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: Hi Aunt Adra! *grins*

Javier: Possibly Olivia could be in it

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Sure Adra. I'll find space in the story. Jubi did u say you wanted to be in it?

Noelle said...

How are you, Alexis?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I wouldn't mind to be in it.. so I guess yeah xD

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Okay Jubi!

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: still sad because I dont know how to do my hair for the Ball and Mr. Niccolo hasnt even said hi to me

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Gtg now. Parents wanna do family things together. Who does that?? HELP ME!!!!! Bye!

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Noelle said...

*smiles* I could do it for you, if you want?

Noelle said...

I do family things....

Bye Rhydian

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi everyone! I'm distantly here! (For now, anyway...)

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: okay! I really am excited! I wanna go so baaad! But I'm also worried about Ari and Mr. Niccolo I havent heard from Ari since Saturday

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: ARI NICCOLO!!!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

ALEXIS FIRT

Noelle said...

I have to go soon....

Noelle said...

Or right now.

Bye!

Alexis said...

Yes Momma got me first!

I dedicate this page to the Requim Ball because its gonna be EPIC and I cannot wait!

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