My Twitter-wife Holly Smale has brought to the attention of her Twitter-followers, of which I am one, this here magazine article entitled "I Hate Strong Female Characters" — http://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2013/08/i-hate-strong-female-characters — and I have to say I agree with it wholeheartedly.
For those of you too time-constricted/lazy to read it, it basically holds up a hand in the classroom and has the temerity to ask "Why are vibrant female characters called strong?" Why are they limited to such a thing? More to the point, however, is why is the word "strong" slung in there at all? If you take away the strong bit, that leaves "female character"— but isn't a female character just as inherently strong as a male character? Why do they need "strong" in there at all?
People say to me all the time "Derek, you're great," and I can't argue with them. They go on to say "I love your black shirt/blue jeans combo" and I nod wisely, agreeing with them but not needing to put it into words. Then they say "It's so cool that your books have strong female characters" and I shrug, and say "Hey, I'm a pretty awesome guy. Now go get me some Skittles."
Valkyrie is a strong female character. As in, she's strong, she's female, and she's a character. But she is not a Strong Female Character. She's not a role model — not really. She's deeply, DEEPLY flawed. Over the course of these eight books, she's done some outstandingly heroic things, but she's also done some downright mean and nasty and selfish things. She's hurt people. She's become arrogant (and not in the cool way that I am).
Here's what Holly has to Twitter-say about the subject:
"Strength" is one dimensional. It's saying "women can be strong like men", NOT "women are flawed, complex, brilliant, weak LIKE MEN."
I love it when readers don't like Valkyrie. I love it when they actively dislike her for the things she's done and the way she's behaved. But it's like they're surprised. It's like they can't compute. "Okay, wait, so... she saves the world but... but she's cheating on her boyfriend?? How is that POSSIBLE?"
Valkyrie is a character. She's as messed up as any male character I could ever write. That's what makes her real to me.
Having a girl as the protagonist in an action/adventure/horror/fantasy/whatever means things are going to get physical, and you all know how much I love my fight scenes. But having her kick ass is not why she's a good character.
Years ago, I was yapping to my mother about Buffy and Xena and talking about how great it is that we now have these TV shows about such strong female characters. My mother, who admittedly has never watched either show, asked me if these really WERE strong female characters, or if they were merely male characters with boobs.
Having a blonde cheerleader save the world with her martial arts skills doesn't equal feminism, she said. That's a male tactic. How about her saving the day using tactics that aren't all about punching and kicking and killing?
I didn't have an answer for her then. I still don't, even now. There's a whole debate to be had that I'm just not ready for, that I may never be ready for. My mother is a pacifist. I am not. We see the world differently, we operate differently, even though we want the same things. We both want equality and peace. My mother is the sort to talk her way to equality and peace. I'm the sort to talk to the point where I reckon more talk won't do any good, and then smash my way through to an understanding. It is not an enlightened viewpoint I hold. It is a crass, brutish viewpoint — but in a crass, brutish world, I believe my way is the way to go. Mum believes otherwise.
And that's the difference, I think, between us. We live in a world carved by men, where fear and oppression and violence are a part of our lives. I can't even IMAGINE a world sculpted by women, where other values have taken hold. I'm limited in that way. I could try not to be, but I honestly wouldn't know where to start. That's kind of sad, when you think about it. For all my imagination, I can't even imagine that...
... (turns to stare hauntingly out the window).
Monday, August 19, 2013
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#ChaseForBook9
@Rhydian: The fact you care so much about what happens to your mum is proof that you're a nice person, if that's any consolation . . . :)
And, listen to the others. They're saying good stuff. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
I have just posted a new part of my Mass Effect story.
Adra, this one contains your character.
http://masseffectfanfiction.blogspot.co.uk
Rhydian, you're around my age, right? That means you only have a few more years before you get to say goodbye to them. Forever, if you wanted.
Like I said, I'm really sorry you have to put up with those idiots. Idiots will be idiots. And you have so much potential to be great- and you will. And they won't be.
Rhydian. Those people are ass holes. Period. I know that it's easier said than done, but if you can, just ignore them.
I'm sorry... I said I wasn't very good at this..
If you all really knew me you wouldn't want to know me. Or you'll pity me. Life is SHIT!
#ChaseForBook9
No one said that life isn't shit- we gathered this from Disney- gathered that it wasn't. But it is.
And we do know you. What does not physically being right next to you have anything to do with not knowing you?
*clears throat*
For several days - the Reapers have been the only enemy Thomson and the crew of the SF-2 Falcon have had to face. But there is a new enemy stirring in the darkness - one who has just launched a bold strike on a place that was trying to sort out how to destroy the Reapers. Why is unknown - but if they manage to get to the Citadel Council before they do - the entire counter-attack against the Reapers could be stopped.
There is only one thing to do in the event of such an attack - try and retake the entire Citadel from enemy control.
If part 6 would have a blurb or whatever, that would be it.
Adra...it does. If you were right next to me you'd hate me. Trust me you would
#ChaseForBook9
@Rhydian: Don't you dare end your life.
Think of all that you could do, all that you could be. You're only a tiny fraction of the way through your life. There's so much more you could have from life, but you'll never get it if you cut it short.
You have billions of years to be dead, but only a few years to be alive. And like I said - death might suck. "There's others who longed to be dead when they were alive, poor souls; lives full of pain or misery; killed themselves for a chance of a blessed rest, and found that nothing had changed except for the worse, and this time there was no escape; you can't make yourself alive again." The Amber Spyglass, Philip Pullman.
Try reading a book, beacuse disappear into another world and out of this one whilst you do it.
OR listen to music; music that makes you feel happier.
Also . . . there's good and ad in every one of us, so you'll find a lot of bad in this world. However, there's also a lot of good. Think about all the good things in life. I mean, literally. Might make you feel better. :)
You can't have the good without the bad, and if the bad wasn't there, there wouldn't b as much good. I would quote The Host here, but I don't own the book, sadly, so I can't do it. However . . . the humans' love meant more to Wanda than the love of her people, and she reflected that this might be either because as you had to earn their love, it might be worth more, whereas the love of the souls was given to eveyrone so it wasn't as special, or that maybe the humans' love was just BETTER somehow, that maybe the fact that they could hate so strongly also enabled them to love more strongly.
Either way . . . Bad makes good more good. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*rolls her eyes dramatically going in a circle* You are SO biased. And not in a good way.
Ahem.
I think that I would rather like to disagree. If I were right next to you, I'd make my own opinions- not that they would be negative, in any case.
Besides- don't you remember out bet? Five quid to me if I can get you to talk to me. And if I can't I give you a five.
REMEMBER
@Dragona: I'll read it when I'm not corcerned with the fact that my friend is contemplating suicide.
#ChaseForBookNine
Rhy, you know that's not true. I know life is shit and people are jerks and it sucks that there's not much you can do about it. But you can't make them get to you. I know it's easier said than done, because I've been there before. And it sucks. I'm generally a happy person.. so when someone says something, I just laugh it off... because I laugh at way too many things...
But I know it's not as easy for me as it is for other people...
I don't really know where I'm going with this... so...
yeah... sorry :(
*But I know it's easier for me than it is for other people
@Rhydian: *laughs* I don't hate anyone in the world. Anyone I start hating, I end up stop hating and feeling sorry for.
I don't hate the people who go out of their way to be bitches and whom I've actually never, ever seen be nice.
I've seen you be nice plenty of times. If I don't hate them, why would I hate you?
Also . . . I don't think, even if I did hate people, that I would hate you. What about you would I hate? Because right now, I can't think of anything. :)
#ChaseFOrBOokNine
*hugs everyone tightly* I don't deserve any of you. You're all too good for your own good.
I wanna tell you all why you and many others hate me...but if I tell ya you'd all hate me
#ChaseForBook9
Yeah Rhyds I know life is shit.
Sure it was just two nights ago that I overdosed on pills and wanted to say goodbye to the world.
But what got me out of it was my friends. The fact that I have people fighting for me in some corner somewhere in this world.
If you take all that rage and hate that you get from people and turn it into confidence, power and strength for you then not only will you gain but that would kill the haters inside.
Life is shit. That is a fact. But that doesn't mean that we have to keep it set like that in our individual lives. Our lives are the stories and we are the authors.
@Jubi: Learning to laugh is really good. :)
It shows that you can take good out of bad situations, and that's a really good skill. My character Morgan does that, and I really admire her for it . . .
#ChaseForBookNine
Rhydian, just remember you should not hate anyone. You should pity them. They obviously will do terrible in life. I bet half of them will end up in prison or being homeless. It's how things like that work out. Whereas you will do good. People like that will always do badly.
EM! *hugs* :)
I'm really glad you're alive!
I just wrote out a whole suicide-is-bad speech, so I'm not going to say it again, because I can never write hings as well a second time so there would be no point, but um, I was planning to go all DON'T KILL YOURSELF when I saw you again, but um . . . yeah.
*hugs*
#ChaseForBookNine
I am terrible at comforting people. I never know what to say. I guess I'm not that sort of person. BUT I just tend to say what I think and hope for the best.
Em, I'm so sorry to hear that happened but I'm glad you got through it.
*hugs everyone tightly*
I'm really not amazing. Believe me. I'm nothing
#ChaseForBook9
Em *hugs* YOU DIDN'T EMAIL ME I WAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH IN CLASS ARE YOU KIDDING. *hugs again*
Rhydian, I sing (like a drowning cat) in public. I bought flower crowns with Val and we walked around Seattle blowing bubbles. I also tried to convince my da not to marry my step-mom (at the time)- something I shouldn't have done. Not to mention the 50000000000 songs off the internet I have downloaded.
We all do strange things, and sometimes wrong things- and we have a circle of trust here on Blogland.
(Circle)
(of Trust)
Em...*hugs* I dunno what to say. *hugs*
#ChaseForBook9
There is no such thing as nothing.
Literally, try to think about the physical representation of nothing. You can't.
I refuse to believe that.
Everyone! Listen to me when I say I'M WORTHLESS!
#ChaseForBook9
@Rhydian: You DO deserve us. You deserve us as much as the other awesome people who believe that if we knew them we'd hate them and think that they don't deserve us deserve us. Can you think of any of those people? Well, there're awesome. YOu're that awesome. :)
@Dragona: I just pity them because they're blind and at the bottom of a hill, and they won't get to the top, but they don't even realise . . . :P
I've said that metaphor multiple times before, but it still applies.
Slipknot say YOU CAN'T SEE CALIFORNIA WITHOUT MARLON'S BRANDO'S EYES. Well, you can't see the world without our eyes. And those people don't have our eyes, so they're eyeless, blind. *nods*
This isn't me nattering on in a fangirling way. This is me improving my point by using the material around me. Just making that clear.
#ChaseForBookNine
No one's worthless Rhy.
@Rhydian: I listened.
I'm not believing.
NOBODY is worthless. I believe that even the people with nothing good about them have the potential for goodness, and even potential is worth something. I've seen a lot of good things about you, so therefore you CLEARLY aren't worthless. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Bitch I am about to slap you.
Nothing is worthless!
Trees aren't. Grass isn't. Hell, even the teeny tiny molecules that we breathe in are not worthless.
DIRT isn't even worthless. It gives life to plants. Plants give life to us. We give back to the dirt which starts it all over again.
BRO. Don't you see? You are part of an ecosystem on this earth with the rest of us! You grow and change and experience what THOUSANDS of people experience. Some of it isn't nice sometimes- yes, it's true... But you have to keep growing! And bloom.
I swear I sound like I'm high.
Non of you really know me. So how can you say that I'm great and awesome?
Please just take my word for it.
#ChaseForBook9
Because every one is great and awesome.
Except for ass holes who make peoples' life shit.
*ties a balloon around his hand* BE FREE, CHILD.
I've got a lot better at comforting people. I believe this is because I've seen other people doing it on here and have gained their skills.
I'm eternally grateful for Blogland for that. Even if I don't have much of an effect, I can at least say SOMETHING and make proper points, which is more than I oculd do before. So relieved about that. Thank you, everyone. I owe you. :)
#CFhaseForBookNine
I have a mental disorder...
Now do you think I'm great?
#ChaseForBook9
Well I have a learning disorder.
But I don't give a crap about it
Rhydian - ah. But we do know you. True, it isn't in real life. But real life isn't everything. People are not defined by the way they look, but the way they act. Seeing you in real life would not make any difference. Who you are is defined by your actions and reactions - so we do know you.
@Rhydian: Maybe I don't know all of you.
But I know some of you.
And that some of you is nice enough for me to considor you a nice person, even if everything else about you is shitty (which I doubt.)
^Adra made a good point there. :)
#ChaseForBookNIne
Of course not Rhydian.
I have a mental disorder, I have depression.
As well as a physical disorder which is PAPS, which is a lung disease.
It's not something to be ashamed of, it's a part of you. And we still love you.
Thought:
*remembers this story*
Inside of every person are two battling wolves. There is the dark wolf, the one that is evil and corrupt. But then there is the light wolf that is good and kind.
They will always be inside of you, battling for dominance.
The one who wins is the one you feed.
Do NOT go down the wrong way, Rhydian.
*shoves flowers in his face* YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL BEING, RHYDIAN. I MAY NOT KNOW WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN OR WHAT IS AROUND YOU BUT I KNOW YOUR MIND.
I THINK.
AND THAT IS THE BEST PART ABOUT A PERSON.
Rhydian!
Why would that change my perception against you? My friend is bipolar. My brothers have ADHD and depression. My other friend has a multiple personality disorder.
How does this change you?
Rhy, I have a friend who's depressed, one who has social anxiety disorder, and another one who just got over an eating disorder. And they're all amazing people.
HUNTER HAS MULTIPLE MENTAL DISORDERS.
AND HE'S AWESOME.
I am aware that my opinion is biased (blame Hunter), but in my biased opinion, mental disorders make people cooler.
They certainly make them more interesting.
Why should that make me dislike you???
Plus, for all you know, your mental disorder could make you better than us. Different doesn't mean inferior. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
A mental disorder, a learning disorder... I for one do not give a crap what anyone has. Unless it's life threatening then I care a lot. But it won't change who you are. As I said - it is how you act that defines you.
I have a saying. "Take people as you find them". It doesn't actually make grammatical sense but to me it means "If someone is nice to you - be nice back". I don't give a damn who that person is or what they've done - but as long as they are nice to me then I have no reason not to be nice to them.
*looks at everyone individually* what the hell? You all don't get it. I think and act differently to everyone else.
I got bullied for three years coz of this. I didn't learn a single thing for three years. Three years of my life wasted...coz I'm a spaz. I'm not great. I'm the opposite
#ChaseForBook9
I don't know anyone irl with a mental disorder.
It annoys me. :P
I know people online with depression. Does that count?
#ChaseForBookNine
Stop it Rhydian.
I don't care about you in the outside world.
Inside the blog or on the craft, you are my friend. You are funny, helpful and loyal and thats what makes me love you as a friend.
If you feel that you need to handle your outside life then you take the time to handle your outside life.
But please don't let it poison your blog life. I would hate for you to lose your blog life.
OK...
Just out of curiosity
What mental disorder do you have?
You dan't have to get into it if you don't want to.. :)
I'm special needs for God's sake. I wish I was dead
#ChaseForBook9
Rhydian - well then, maybe different is good. You are a good friend and are good at writing. That's my opinion.
It's autism Jubi. I'm autistic
#ChaseForBook9
*shrugs* So?
We aren't judging. On fact, it makes you Unique. It makes you interesting.
But... If you are that insecure? Of your disorder... Don't let it define you. Don't get buried in it. If it can't be changed, learn to work with it. Learn to accept that it makes you... You.
Lucky for you, we all accept each other no matter what... But if you want people to accept you for you, then perhaps you should accept yourself first?
Idk
Rhy, I have 2 cousins who are autistic. I'm not kidding. One of them is about to become a famous clarinetist and he is REALLY good at it. Which is why he's probably going to be extremely successful. Just because you're autistic doesn't mean that you're worthless and better off dead, OK?
So is Luce?
Really, Rhydian! I STILL LOVE YOU OKAY?
*shakes him* YOU ARE STILL L_____ (insert kick ass last name here). AND YOU ARE AMAZING RIGHT?
Shit.. I have to go.. :(
Bye guys *Supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofdoom everyone*
Rhy, we all love you, OK?
But...this effects my life. I struggle in school (a lot) some things just make no sense. In school or even here. Sometimes someone will say something (even here) and I won't have a clue what they're on about.
I can't go through life like that
#ChaseForBook9
Bye Jubs!
((Also- I may cut out? I don't know how this place works. So. Yeah.
Oh dear god...))
Rhydian - Everything these guys are saying is true.
Thinking and acting differently doesn't have to be bad.
I don't think anything ever is only bad, and as much as it saddens me to hear that people are /treating/ you differently, that makes them the people in the wrong - not you.
A mental disorder doesn't have to be treated only as an affliction, necessarily, either. You have qualities that other people don't, and that adds something unique to your character - it helps to make you you. And, at least what I know of you, I like.
YOu're a good friend, Rhydian - you're helpful, you're kind, funny, you're a brilliant writer and you have a brilliant mind.
You're still only human, but you make a pretty damn good human, if you ask me (which you didn't, but I'm telling you anyway :p).
#ChaseForBook9
But...this effects my life. I struggle in school (a lot) some things just make no sense. In school or even here. Sometimes someone will say something (even here) and I won't have a clue what they're on about.
I can't go through life like that
#ChaseForBook9
"I think and act differently to everyone else."
For one thing, you're saving humanity because biodiversity, and seeing as how global waring is hitting and it is estimated that my nearest city will be underwater in 80 years (nooooo), then different people are even more important for our survival.
For another thing, liek I said, that makes you interesting and cooler.
Everyone's heard people sya that if everyone was the same, the world would be boring, but think about it. You wouldn't ever be able to state an opinion that someone else hadn't thought of. You would have no talents, because everyone would be as good at it as you. Everybody you love wouldn't exist. There would be much, much less music and books, and you wouldn't be able to think of any new ideas for anything, because everyone would have already thought of it.
It would SUCK.
Also . . . Then those bullies are eyeless, and deserve to be taught a lesson. The annoying thing is, I can't say anything to them, because I don't live where you do . . . :( Otherwise I would be saying things to them. Well, I would try my very best. In real life, it's harder for me to make speeches beacuse a) people interrupt b) I stumble over my words c) when I stop to think, I'm just going um . . . er . . . um . . . and then people assume I've finished, or my speech gets disconnected, or I stop thinking of it because it's taking too long and so it doens't get said and d) more. :P
Sometimes I contemplate writing out things and then getting my friends to read them, so I can say what I want to say . . .
The blog is evil. It's got me used to writing-speaking, and now I'm too dependant on it. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
Bye Jubi!
#ChaseForBook9
LEWIS YOU LISTEN UP, OKAY?
YOU WERE BORN.
YOU NEED TO STAY ALIVE.
Mozart was autistic, so is Tim Burton. Lewis Carroll.
Rhydian, being autistic sure as hell didn't stop them.
You are human, Rhydian. No, you aren't weird. No, not autistic. Human
Oh Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm at a shrink's office.
FUCK.
I DO NOT WANT TO CRY
I AM DOING BIOLOGY
DAMMIT, BROTHER.
*hides in a corner*
@Rhydian: I don't think people understand what I'm on about half the time anyway, autism or no autism. XD I'm rather confusing sometimes.
The fact that you struggle in school sucks. :( But . . .
"I'm firing up on that runway
Know we're gonna get there someday
But we don't need no ready, steady, go, no"
It doesn't matter when you get there. You'll get there someday. I know you will.
Even if where you get is differnet to where otehr people get . . . your "there" could be cooler. :)
And everybody has differnet "there"s, sooo.
And . . . the fact that you struggle in school does in no way make you a less awesome person.
ANd . . . if you're not good at this or that, then it means you make up for it in other ways. Maybe you can't see those ways. But that doesn't mean they're not there. You're superior to otehr people in other ways . . . You're definitly superior to everyone who bullies you, for instance, because you can see that you should not be bullied and they can't, the poor little eyeless people.
Everyone else is making good points. Read it. :)
Hi, Taia!
#ChaseForBookNine
*hugs Adra*
#ChaseForBook9
*hugs Star*
#ChaseForBook9
@Adra: Everything you just said I agree with, apart from the bit about him being weird, because for me, weirdness is a good thing. Whenever somebody calls me weird, even though they may mean it as a bad thing, I feel like I've been complimented.
SO WEIRDNESS IS GOOD.
AND WE'RE ALL WEIRDOSSSSSS. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Hey Reg! How are you? It's been ages.
*hugs Rhydian* :)
Hi, Sir!
#ChaseForBookNine
I JUST LOOKED AT THE CLOCK, AND IT'S AN HOUR LATER.
WHAT THE FUCK.
#ChaseForBookNine
It is quite unfortunate how time can distribute itself, yes?
Nice to meet you Sir!
#ChaseForBook9
A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Rhydian.
For example, Rhydian, Little Pete from Gone was very severely autistic, and yet he saved everyone in the FAYZ (by creating it and by noexistanting all the bugs in Plague), was the most powerful person in the FAYZ, was . . . *hesitates* well, I don't like to spoiler, but let's just say he was, in the end, actually a big hero beacuse he did --- to --- ---, was portrayed (later in the series) as being like God, and was actually really intelligent.
I know that's all fictional, but I see books as being metaphor for real life.
#ChaseForBookNine
*metaphors
#ChaseForBookNine
*hugs*
Oh gods I'm going in
@Sir: Yes. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
@Adra: Good luck! :/
#ChaseForBookNine
Well, Adrasdos, I wish you to have an... Experience, though I suppose you shall have one whether I wish you one or not. Please, just make sure this appointment won't hurt you in any way.
Rhydian, however it affects you, and however you feel about it, fact is that it doesn't have to define you. As Adra's said, you can aim to do whatever you want to do, you can help, you can work, you can create. Your autism won't change that, except perhaps in helping you get there.
The Will Always Negates Defeat - You'll get where you need to be, sooner or later, if you can hang on through the tough.
I heard there was an episode of Rocko's Modern Life once, where he was catapulted over piles of cacti and glass and electrics, and he's terrified that he'll fall into all these harmful things, and then, eventually, he ends up landing in an entire acreage of comfy-chairs.
There's so much out there that can hurt, but there are also the comforting things and the places where things feel at their best.
Granted, you could say it's just a dumb cartoon, but I reckon there's some pretty fine wisdom in it. You'll find your comfy-chairs, even in the midst of the worst of things, I think is what I'm trying to say. You've just gotta hold on until you reach them. ^^
#ChaseForBook9
*hugs everyone*
Thanks for...well being nice and being treated as an equal. Not really used to that. People tend to think I don't have a mind of my own. Or they treat me like an idiot.
I once went to get an injection (and I hate needles) and the nurse said she was going to use "magic cream" so I wouldn't feel it. Thus was a month ago.
I'm fourteen with a mental disorder. Not stupid. I still hate my life
#ChaseForBook9
http://masseffectfanfiction.blogspot.co.uk
Another part of my Mass Effect fanfic for those who are interested.
And Adra in case you didn't see - this part includes your character.
come onto the minecraft Rhydian and take your mind off your shit.
Can't Em. On holiday. :( I'm going home tomoz so I'll try to go kn! :)
#ChaseForBook9
*siggs* I should say I am visually impaired so yeah I continue in life anyway so..
Thanks Sir.
#ChaseForBook9
It is nothing more than the bare basics of what I can do, Rhydian.
Hi!
Hi Brave!
#ChaseForBook9
"He's autistic."
"Retarded," Drake insisted.
Atrid looked at him. She willed herself to meet his gaze. " 'Retarded' is a word people don't use any more. WHen they did use it, they used it to signify an impairment of intelligence. Petey is not intellectually impaired in that was. He has at least normal IQ, and may have a higher than normal IQ. So that word doesn't apply."
Doesn't apply to you, either, Rhydian. :)
(I love the 'my brother is a retard' scene. It's so horrible. :) . . . Sorry, fangirling. *facepalm*)
#ChaseForBookNine
Greetings, Ulcabhán Brave.
*Astrid
#ChaseForBookNine
*hugs Rhydian*
That's... That's pretty shocking, actually. That nurse has a lot to learn about general decency, as far as I can see...
#ChaseForBook9
*way
*facepalm*
HI, BRAVE!
#ChaseForBookNine
Brave also I am logging on to my computer then Alexis can come on
@Taia: Yesness. :)
To be honest, there isn't much more I can say I've not alreayd said, so I'm sort of drying up . . . :/
#ChaseForBookNine
And, uh:
Hi Rhydian!
Hi Dragona!
Hi Star!
Hi Adra!
Hi Sir Reingington!
Hi Brave!
Hi Zaf!
Hi Em!
*hopes she missed nobody*
*hands everyone cookies* :3
#ChaseForBook9
Hello everyone
Hi Alexis!
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Brave there's a new part of my ME story.
*rolls around*
Ah, Adrasdos. How does the grass feel?
guys you want me to show you my mother's name in LSODM? Someone on Twitter who has the book took a picture for her
Zaf...
We need to talk.
Privately.
I am not gonna have a shouting match with you on here anymore.
Adra why you rolling around?
Thanks Star btw. That extract from Gone was nice-ish.
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Em! Hello! How do you fare, I hope you are on a steady path to recovery.
Hi Alexis! :)
*offers a cookie*
@Dragona: Did you say you were getting your GCSE results today? :)
... I put in a small Flaming Lips phrase in the above, because the phrase came to mind and it seemed to be the best words I could find for it, but now I have 'The W.A.N.D.' in my head. Not that that's a bad thing, but yeah. May suddenly type lyrics-pieces. :P
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Eers now? I guess okay do you need me on Skype cuz i'm on my own computer which has no speakers so
Hello everyone! Especially you Sir Reinington. You seem like an incredibly decent fellow.
But may I ask, are you being mockingly serious, ironic or serious, because I would be quite sad if this were just an act, and in fact not you merely coming onto a website and mocking the articulate.
Also, hello, nice to meet you.
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@Star: (I wasn't quite sure if it was an insult or a very odd compliment)
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Hey Uncle Trip
Hi Em.
It's nice to know you're okay, I would have missed you, had the other possibility happened. *hugs*
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This is hell.
Feelings.
*rolls around*
Shrinks tend to be though I feel bad Aunt Adra
Adra why are you rolling around?
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I'm coming onto skype now.
*hugs*
I would have missed you too Trip.
And I am getting close to my acquired state of health and recovery now Sir, thank you.
What's a shrink?
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Taia, I did! I got mostly As, a few Bs and a Distinction in ICT. What did you get?
What? Shrinks? I do not know what you're on about
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Oh good. Again, it's nice to know you're okay.
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Oh Trip, what sort of knave would I have to be to so cruelly not only lead the Bloglandians on, but also to so mock the civility that truly comprises my very being? Truly, only a black-hearted scoundrel could preform such an act of cultural, cruel, mindless sabotage.
Drake said, "Doesn't it bother you going around with that retard? Having a little 'tard practically attached to you?"
"He's not retarded," Astrid said evenly.
"Oh. Is that the word word? 'Retard'?"
"He's autistic."
"Retarded," Drake insisted.
Astrid looked at him. She willed herself to meet his gaze. " 'Retarded' is a word people don't use any more. When they did use it, they used it to signify an impairment of intelligence. Petey is not intellectually impaired in that way. He has at least normal IQ, and may have a higher than normal IQ. So that word doesn't apply."
"Yeah? Huh. Because I like the word 'retard.' In fact, I'd like to hear you say it. Retard."
Astrid felt dread sap her strength. There was not the slightest doubt in her mind that he meant to hurt her. She held his gaze for a while but then looked down.
"Retard," Drake insisted. "Say it."
"No," Astrid whispered.
Drake sauntered across the room. He was not carrying a weapon. He didn't need to. He placed his fists on her desk and leaned over her.
"Retard," Drake said. "Say 'My brother is a retard.' "
Astrid didn't trust herself to speak. She was choking back tears. She wanted to believe she was brave, but now, with the thug three inches away from her, she knew that she was not.
"My. Brother. Come on, say it with me. My. Say it."
The slap was so quick, she barely registered his hand moving. Her face burned.
"Say it. My . . ."
"My," she whispered.
"Louder, I want the little retard to hear it. My brother is a retard."
The second slap was so hard, she almost fell off the chair.
"You can say it while your face is still pretty, or you can say it after I've smashed it in - your choice. My brother is a retard."
"My brother is a retard," Astrid said, her voice shaking.
Drake laughed delightedly and crossed to Little Pete, who had looked up from his video game and seemed almost to register what was happening. Drake put his face into Little Pete's space and with one hand yanked Astrid by the hair so that her mouth was close to Little Pete's ear and said, "One more time, nice and loud." He pushed Astrid's face against the side of Little Pete's head and yelled, "My brother is -"
. . .
And then people wonder why I'm scared of the word 'Drake.' :P
Sorry, just wanted to write it out. Wbd, I think.
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She's on Em and also on her iPod hence why I am saying this
Time after time those fanatical minds
Try to rule all the world,
Telling us all it's them
Who's in charge of it all
I've got a trick, a magic stick
That will make them all fall
We've got the power now, motherfuckers;
It's where it belongs.
This song always makes me think a little of the Sceptre of the Ancients. It's nice, in an odd kind of way. :)
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@Rhydian: Compliment.
Because you aren't retarded. :)
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A THERAPIST, KAY.
ROLLING DOWN HILLS ARE FUN
You are my dream best friend. I cannot physically have bigger grin on my face than I do right now. *skips through strawberry fields with Sir Reinginton*
Just, your articulateness, your manner and civility! You're amazing!
You know, you deserve to be worshipped....
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@Star: jesus...I know there are people like Drake out there. I've met a few. Good job I don't own a gun. (You can guess why)
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im gonna log off the computer guys will talk through my mother as its h\thundering reall bad out irl
Trip, I must admit, though your compliments are quite excellent, I am within the camp of them being slightly TOO excellent. I must draw a line here, as borderline worship is something I verily do NOT require, and would be quite detrimental to me.
I want to ask why you're going to a therapist, but if you don't want to tell me, I understand.
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MSD due to thunderstorm and all
Well, I'm not starting anything myself, but remember, Jesus never set out to start a religion, or be worshipped, but look where that ended up.
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Trip, I quite doubt that I shall be worshiped in any manner.
I'll be back soon. Bye for now!
http://masseffectfanfiction.blogspot.co.uk
Just a reminder that a new part of my Mass Effect story is up.
*stares weirdly at Trip* O...kay
Adra you okay?
Maybe so, but it is still an enjoyable concept to play around with.
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Awesome, Dragona! That means you've definitely got your college place, then?
I only did a few this year, but I managed to pull all As or A*s in the lot of them, somehow. :)
And a pass in the Welsh Bacc/ICT unit, but it's either pass or fail in that, so.. :P
But, they're only maybe 25% of the final grade, -except for RE, which is finished now, and English Language which is also finished now, because coursework went first- so I've plenty of time left to mess it up, or otherwise. :P
But yeah, I pulled better than I'd expected, anyway. :)
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Adra...you're acting a little strange. You drunk or something?
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Bye Dragona!
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See ya Dragona!
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She is?
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I thought she was responding perfectly naturally to someone who said we should bow down and worship someone who had never before in any sense been associated with religion.
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I'm hungover though so
I am?
Hung over? RP or real life?
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RP i aint legal age irl Trip
Yes you probably are. You do have a lot of alcohol. I helped you to get it. Remember lol?
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That's why I was worried Zaf.
And Tumblesoz'll do that to ya!
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" *skips through strawberry fields with Sir Reinginton* "
Trip... xD
Aw, bye Dragona! *waves*
They've got their weapons to solve all their questions,
They don't know what it's for
Why can't they see it's not power,
That's greed,
To just want more and more?
I got a plan and it's here in my hand,
A baton made of light
We're the enforcers,
The sorcerer's orphans,
And we know why we fight.
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NO RHYDIAN
DON'T RAT ME OUT.
NOT WITH HIM HERE
*runs away, sobbing*
You were involved too? Rhydian I must say I'm disappointed, I would not have expected you to get involved with such things!
Nah, not really. If we can't all get involved in some silliness every now and then, what would be the joy in life?
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... What?
Wait what? Was Adra involved as well?
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I'm not Adra. (Trip knows????)
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Um, wbd, because I've been playing A Dark Room for hours now and I /need/ to finish it. ._.
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Oh, it's the roleplay. A bunch of them snuck into my bar and stole a load of drinks.
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And look! *points to arm with my bone sticking out*
I'm so confused!
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She told me about the raid, but I was unaware of her involvement in the affair.
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OH SHIT
RHYDIAN HE DOESN'T KNOW LOL
Oh.
This is basically cheering me up right now you guys omfg this is why I love you
Me: *Wakes up and finds out the wifi modem is off* Wifi is dead...
Older brother: *Checks phone* Is too...
Me: *Turns on wifi* Wifi is alive. Wifi is Jesus. I am God.
Tumblesoz is a powerful drink. You can get very drunk on it. Also, it holds some more... Intoxicating substances. What did you think the crushed beetles were for?
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*Snickers* Loopy wine... Thank God he wasn't here for that...
Do I have to ded now??
Can someone else ded plz!?!?
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Hi Death!
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Oh. Okay. *continues as normal, unfazed *
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I will if you want
I ain't deding!!! I has cold!!
Hi Rhy!!
Thank you Zaffy!
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*is clutching at her sides, in tears*
Rhydian
Rhydian he's going to murder us.
Rhydian.
WE'RE FUCKED
It. Isn't. Wine. It's a concoction of beers, sugar, rum I think?, and crushed beetles.
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I dedicate this page to Derek Landy because by god he did not lie to me that I'm in LSODM i have seen proof! And I also ded to everyone here because you're all epic and to thunderstorms cuz they cool
RUN ADRA! RUN LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!!!!! *starts running very quickly*
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*laughs*
Murder you?
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Adra... Are you alright?!
Also- my "surprise appointment" went well. -_-
Fucking shite.
Thank god she was nice. Thank god my brothers and mum were there.
That's all I have to say about that
I'm not going to murder you!
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*Walks to Trip* I'll punch you again. Don't tempt me.
*gets up, stumbling* RUN WHILE YOU CAN.
OH FFS
Ffs?
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*laughs, watching Rhydian run, laughs harder and harder*
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Try it. See what happens! *is still laughing*
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Question: How do you all know each other???
*Pushes Trip over* You are mad, ain't ya tike?
*Punches Trip hard in the jaw* Ooh... That was good!
Well...
LYRIC TIME!
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let you push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything
You held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, you hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up
Get ready cause I’ve had enough
I see it all, I see it now
[Chorus]
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me ROAR
Louder, louder than a lion
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me ROAR
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna hear me roar
Now I’m floating like a butterfly
Stinging like a bee I earned my stripes
I went from zero, to my own hero
You held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, you hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up
Get ready ’cause I’ve had enough
I see it all, I see it now
[Chorus]
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire
‘Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me ROAR
Louder, louder than a lion
‘Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me ROAR
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna hear me roar
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You'll hear me ROAR
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You're gonna hear me ROAR...
Roar-or, roar-or, roar-or
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire
‘Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me ROAR
Louder, louder than a lion
‘Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me ROAR
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna hear me ROAR
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You'll hear me ROAR
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You're gonna hear me ROAR...
This song explains my life...
*giggles* I can hurt Trippy
" A beast, wilder than imagining, erupts out of the foliage.
The world fades. "
DAMNIT I WILL DESTROY THIS IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.
*hugs Adra* :/
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Here, Cat. Here.
*rolls down a hill*
ROSE ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO HIT HIM
*hugs Taia* you all are cheering me up
Em wants to talk to me...ok *sits waiting on Skype* yup waiting not entirely sure WHAT she wants
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