Monday, August 19, 2013

Strong Female Characters

My Twitter-wife Holly Smale has brought to the attention of her Twitter-followers, of which I am one, this here magazine article entitled "I Hate Strong Female Characters" — http://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2013/08/i-hate-strong-female-characters — and I have to say I agree with it wholeheartedly.

For those of you too time-constricted/lazy to read it, it basically holds up a hand in the classroom and has the temerity to ask "Why are vibrant female characters called strong?" Why are they limited to such a thing? More to the point, however, is why is the word "strong" slung in there at all? If you take away the strong bit, that leaves "female character"— but isn't a female character just as inherently strong as a male character? Why do they need "strong" in there at all?

People say to me all the time "Derek, you're great," and I can't argue with them. They go on to say "I love your black shirt/blue jeans combo" and I nod wisely, agreeing with them but not needing to put it into words. Then they say "It's so cool that your books have strong female characters" and I shrug, and say "Hey, I'm a pretty awesome guy. Now go get me some Skittles."

Valkyrie is a strong female character. As in, she's strong, she's female, and she's a character. But she is not a Strong Female Character. She's not a role model — not really. She's deeply, DEEPLY flawed. Over the course of these eight books, she's done some outstandingly heroic things, but she's also done some downright mean and nasty and selfish things. She's hurt people. She's become arrogant (and not in the cool way that I am).

Here's what Holly has to Twitter-say about the subject:

"Strength" is one dimensional. It's saying "women can be strong like men", NOT "women are flawed, complex, brilliant, weak LIKE MEN."

 I love it when readers don't like Valkyrie. I love it when they actively dislike her for the things she's done and the way she's behaved. But it's like they're surprised. It's like they can't compute. "Okay, wait, so... she saves the world but... but she's cheating on her boyfriend?? How is that POSSIBLE?"

Valkyrie is a character. She's as messed up as any male character I could ever write. That's what makes her real to me.

Having a girl as the protagonist in an action/adventure/horror/fantasy/whatever means things are going to get physical, and you all know how much I love my fight scenes. But having her kick ass is not why she's a good character.

Years ago, I was yapping to my mother about Buffy and Xena and talking about how great it is that we now have these TV shows about such strong female characters. My mother, who admittedly has never watched either show, asked me if these really WERE strong female characters, or if they were merely male characters with boobs.

Having a blonde cheerleader save the world with her martial arts skills doesn't equal feminism, she said. That's a male tactic. How about her saving the day using tactics that aren't all about punching and kicking and killing?

I didn't have an answer for her then. I still don't, even now. There's a whole debate to be had that I'm just not ready for, that I may never be ready for. My mother is a pacifist. I am not. We see the world differently, we operate differently, even though we want the same things. We both want equality and peace. My mother is the sort to talk her way to equality and peace. I'm the sort to talk to the point where I reckon more talk won't do any good, and then smash my way through to an understanding. It is not an enlightened viewpoint I hold. It is a crass, brutish viewpoint — but in a crass, brutish world, I believe my way is the way to go. Mum believes otherwise.

And that's the difference, I think, between us. We live in a world carved by men, where fear and oppression and violence are a part of our lives. I can't even IMAGINE a world sculpted by women, where other values have taken hold. I'm limited in that way. I could try not to be, but I honestly wouldn't know where to start. That's kind of sad, when you think about it. For all my imagination, I can't even imagine that...

... (turns to stare hauntingly out the window).



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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Uhm. Little Things. By One Direction.

Yay DNA is on :))))

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Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Didnt they buy the rights to that song? Or something?
Mmmmm.... Chocolate..... Need chocolate.......
Not sure if she >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Should be my Ponysona..... Her name is Cynthia! <3

Maralie Lily Charm said...

No. Ed Sheeran wrote it for them.

Ed<3

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Star Inkbright said...

MARAAAAAAAAAA
NEXT TIME I'M TRYING TO POINT OUT YOU'RE AWESOME
I WILL SAY THAT IT'S IN YOUR DNA
D-D-D-DNA
IT'S IN YOUR DNA
AND YOU JUST TAKE OUR BREATH AWAY
BRE-BRE-BRE-BREATH AWAY
WE FEEL IT EVERY DAY
IT'S JUST THE WAY YOU ARE
YOU ARE A SHINING STA-A-A-AR
PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
DON'T ARGUE THIS AWAY
WHATEVER YOU MIGHT SAY
IT'S IN YOUR D-D-D-DNA!

. . . I thought of it whilst I was out today . . . :P

Maybe I should parody the whole song. O_O

Hmm.

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Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Love Ed!
Hmmmm..... Need Ponysona..... And Tempo needs a borfriend! Tempo is my Main Fursona. I have 13 Fursonas 2 Scalesonas, 0 Ponysonas.
Bluebell- Pig- has a boyfriend
Aurora- cat- has her reflection
Galactica- Lion- Has her hands full with Griffon.
Cant be stuffed to read out the rest.
Tempo- 3 tailed wolf- Has no one :(

Star Inkbright said...

*sees Mara saying DNA was on* Oh my gosh, did that post whilst you were listening to DNA? O_O

FREAKINESS.

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Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Love that song <3

Noelle said...

*hums*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Anyone wanna help me? This hurts..

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Hiya!

Noelle said...

What does?

Noelle said...

What does?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Moving i got my arm broken and uh i am bleeding from my stomach

Maralie Lily Charm said...

... Star O.O

THAT'S JUST FREAKY

and nope
that is a song of lies *pokes*
Sing it to someone else, not me (:

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Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Ouchie!

Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: But I adjusted it with you in mind . . . :P
I was going to make it "Mara" instead of "star," but "star" went better, so it ALMOST had your name in it . . . :)

IT'S JUST SUCH A GOOD ARGUMENT, THOUGH.
BEACUSE IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN HOW AWESOME PEOPLE ARE.
AND IF I CAN JUST SAY IT'S IN YOUR DNA, THEN YOU HAVE TO GET ME BECAUSE LITTLE MIX MADE THAT ARGUMENT IN THEIR SONG AND LITTLE MIX ARE AWESOME AND STUFFS. AND AS A MIXER YOU PROBABLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY MEAN, SO YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN.

*nods*

But it doesn't really work against non-Mixer people, sooo.

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Star Inkbright said...

I mean, a whole different line, but it's the "Mara" and the "star" that have to at least sort of rhyme with "are", which is why I mentioned them. :)

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Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

I understand perfectly <3
I'm a Mixer. But if you were talking about 1D or football i would turn onto sleep mode and not compute at all.

Star Inkbright said...

@Lunaria: *HUGS* YAY FOR MIXERS!!!!!!!! :)

Little Mix are amazing. *nods*

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Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

LM is the only Band i have EVER liked all the songs for. If i buy a CD i usually only listen to about 2 songs and hate the rest, but with LM i like them all! *hugs*

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Going to bed now night! <333333 *hugs everyone*

Ieni Lorarté-Strider said...

Bye, Lunaria!:( *hugs*

Bonjour!:)

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Noelle said...

Night!

My class is over in about twenty minutes...

then one more 80 before lunch

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'M A MIXER, TRUE AND PROUD
LET ME HEAR YOU, SAY IT LOUD
JESY, PERFECTION TO A T
SHE IS JUST LIKE YOU AND ME
JADE, SHE LIVES HER BOWS
SHE SELLS OUT CONCERTS, LOADS AND LOADS
LEIGH-ANNE IS THE ONE WHO LOVES SNAPBACKS
SHE IS AMAZING AT DOING RAPS
FINALLY, PERRIE, BEAUTIFUL AND A DOTE
IMPRESSES MIXERS WITH HER IMPRESSION OF A GOAT
I'M A MIXER, PROUD AND TRUE
I AM A MIXER, AND I HOPE YOU ARE TOO!~

That was fun to write XD

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

*LOVES


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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Night

Grrr no way in HELL am I ever going on any bloody field trips with any kids in my grade level in my church no fucking way I am not being bored to death at stupid fucking things that do religion i have better things to do with my life then be bored with kids i absolutly HATE so no just no and then my moher thinks i actually want to be a reader? No. I said no multiple times i dont want to make a fool of myself in front of people because i can't pronounce all the words in the Bible i altar serve and sing in the choir i do NOT read no i hate reading religous stuff as it is and to read it out loud is just plain no

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS LUNARIA!

Well, I guess that's quite an achievement then. But Little Mix do have a lot of awesome songs. :)
There's a few I don't like as much, though, personally . . . But different people like different things from music. *shrugs*

HEY IENI! :)

@Adra: Poor you, at school. :(

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Star Inkbright said...

@Zaf: About making a fool in front of people: Those who mind, don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind. If people laugh at you, then they're not worth bothering with.

I really hate making a fool of myself in front of other people too, so I should probably follow my own advice . . . :P

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Noelle said...

The Scream and Shout Les Mis version is the best video on the internet. Everyone else can go home

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lol I just seriously rather not be involved anymore because then reading takes me away from being in choir which i love to do more so i see no reason to read if it interipts what i do like

Ieni Lorarté-Strider said...

That sounds...very crap, Zaf.

I make a fool of myself all the time, but if I'm with my friends, it's okay:)

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Noelle said...

*begins to scream inside*

I have English next.

GUYS
HELP
MY ENGLISH TEACHER IS SO AWESOMELY SCARY HELP ME

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hahah I had an awesome English teacher! Now I think i have rhe scary Honors teacher, me no like her

Noelle said...

I have the scary honors Teacher... *hides under a rock* I'm terrified. I mean, he is a wonderful teacher and he is certainly at the college level.. But it's just new. Compared to last year, that is.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ah well isnt English half the year i seem to think yiu have block scheduling

Star Inkbright said...

I'm sure it won't be that bad, Adra . . . At least he's not gong to try and kill you. I think. :)

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Noelle said...

...

I just want an A

I NEED MY NAME PUT INTO THE HUNGER GAMES *sobs*

Star Inkbright said...

40, 19, 41, 40, 57, 39, 79, 6. *basks in the sense of satisfaction*

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Zerrie *squeals*

18/8/13 *hops up and down*

I can't believe my babies are growing up... I don't know whether to cry or scream with excitement.

:(:
:):

My feelings exactly.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Mara happy *nods*

Adra you will survive

Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: Oh my gosh, you have eight eyes? O_O

*backs away slowly*

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

CHANGE
CHANGE YOUR LIFE
TAKE IT ALLLLLLLLLLL

ZERRIEZERRIEZERRIEZERRIE<3

*stares at Star*
Oooohhhhh eight eyes. Be afraid. :P

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Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: *screams* FORGET YOUR LIFE, CHANGE YOUR FACE!!! SPECIFICALLY THE EYESSSSSSS! :P

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis is really loud in my head....I let her become her own personality and geez she is like 11....and Javier too though he's the silent one IS THIS WHAT ITS LIKE IN NICCOLO'S HEAD?! *curls up in ball* ooh *screams from broken arm*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HOLD ON JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT LOL

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Noelle said...

No...

If you get over a 96 of a perfect score your name goes into a basket. At the end of the term there is a HUGE test and if your name is drawn you have to bring in snacks, but you are exempt from the exam.

*dies*

I NEED THIS

Star Inkbright said...
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Star Inkbright said...

CHANGE
CHANGE YOUR EYES
RIP THEM OUT

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

*glares at Star*

I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY *dances*

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Star Inkbright said...

@Adra: OH MY GOSH.
AWESOMENESS. O_O

@Zaf: Fictional charcaters are evil. :P

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Noelle said...

I NEED THIS EXEMPTNESS

Noelle said...

I also should go...

I'll be out at about 12:45, apply that to your own times as you wish.

*salutes*

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

AHAHA

Gemma Styles: "@qikipedia: On average, older siblings have higher IQs." What uuuuup.

Harry Styles: @GemmaAnneStyles gaaaaaah

Gemma Styles: @Harry_Styles Truth hurts sucker

Harry Styles: @GemmaAnneStyles so does a poke in the eye.

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Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: *laughs* C:

If you say so. WHO THE FUCK AM I TO CRITISE YOUR TWISTED STATE OF MIND?

(Uh, that is a song. Just saying, in case you thought I was randomly insulting you. D:)

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Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: *laughs*

@Adra: SEE YOU SOON! . . . I never know whether to put a :(, like OH NO YOU'RE GOING, or a :), like YAY I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN SOON, so, um, :) :(? D:

*Not the 'If you say so' though. THat was just me smoothing it out.

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Noelle said...

*facepalms* Star...


And Actually,
1st Child- takes after the father usually
2nd child- the more creative one who wanders?
3rd Child (like me) The one with the most common sense because they learn from their siblings' mistakes and is just SO FREAKING AWESOME AAAAWWWW YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Totes Adra totes!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAAIIII

Star Inkbright said...

. . . Are you saying I take after my father?
Because I take after my mum more.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hai Jubi!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I don't take after my father. :P

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ZAF!!!!! STAR!!!!! ADRA!!!!! ANYONE ELSE!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


HAII!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*MARA!!!!!!

xP

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*smirks* Alexis wishes to say hi to all of you! And Jubi HELP ME I CANT MOVE THE BONE STICKING OUTTA MY ARM! Can you raid the bar for me?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Adra - I actually find that kinda true... Because I DO take over my dad...

because my dad's like... REALLY crazy..

in the good way, I mean xD

And my sister is kinda a mixture of the second and third because SHE NEVER GETS IN TROUBLE BECAUSE SHE LEARNS FROM THE MISTAKES I MAKE AND IT DRIVES ME INSANNEEEEEEEEE


yeah.. xP

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

O.O

You STILL didn't get that fixed!!??

and I would LOVE to raid the bar >:D

Star Inkbright said...

And, I'm more creative than my sister!

You know, me and my borther are pretty similar people. We both ponder the world and take interest in things like how the world is brighter when you look through your circled hands and how if you look at something through a circle made with your hand with both eyes open, then when you close your right eye, the object will be in the circle (if you're right handed), and wth your left eye closed it will be behind your hand (if you're right handed), and if you're left handed it'll be the other way around. And my sister just moans that she doens't get it, it gives her a headache and if we don't stop talking about nonsense she's going to stomp off in a huff.

OH MY GOSH, IT'S SO INTERESTING, THOUGH.
Seriously. Make a circle with your hand and look through it at something, then close one eye and then the other!
And, if you look through your hands, the world IS brighter! IT'S SO COOL!!!

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yay! Go find me a different loopy wine that isnt Tumblesoz cuz it'll kill me if i have another! And hehehe its cool isnt it? *pokesmy bone*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...
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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OKAY!!! :D

*runs into the bar through the broken window that still hasn't gotten fixed*

hmmmm *Looks at all the wine and picks a random one in the loopy wine section*

HERE!

Star Inkbright said...

HI JUBI! HI FABI! :)

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

FABI!!!!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*



HAAII!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

YAY!!! *takes swig of loopy wine*

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Noelle said...

I think I aced it

wbd

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Ok I just realized that I said I take OVER my dad last time..

well I meant AFTER my dad...
so yeah..
xP

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Waves to Adra]

Mind control, eh Jubi?

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

mmmmm TOTALY


xD

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

wow... I use xD and xP WAY too much...

and now I wanna use xP again...
so I'll just do this

:P

Star Inkbright said...

*is distant*

Ooh, are you going to take over the word, Jubiness?

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

YEESS!!! Mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa


YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO JUBILANCE!! YOUR SUPREME RULER!!!

Star Inkbright said...

*world

But you could take over the word too, if you wanted. XD

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Star Inkbright said...

@Jubi: Bubbles can't really bow.
When we try to, we just sort of roll over.

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ohh

well it depends on what word...

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs for no particular reason]

I, um, maybe, um, should go now?

...

Yeah...

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ahh..
well...

DO THE BEST YOU CAN TO BOW DOWN TO JUBILANCE

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

AW :(

BAI FABIIIIII!!!!! *SUPERMEGAGOODBYETACKLEHUGSOFDOOMTHAT'SINALLCAPSBECAUSEIFORGOTTOTURNITOFFANDITTAKESTOOMUCHEFFORTTORETYPEEVERYTHING*

Star Inkbright said...

:( Fours, Fabi . . .

@Jubi: But what if I don't want to bow down to you?

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

MSD and i have no idea when i will return probably like uhm 4-6ish

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

THEN YOU WILL BE EXECUTED!!!!!!! >:D

Star Inkbright said...

@Jubi: THEN I WILL RUN AWAY FROM THE EXECUTION!!! XD

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((NOT HERE! IGNORE MY PRESENCE!))

Can bubbles run?

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

...

THEN I WILL GET MY MINIONS TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND POP YOU!!!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Sorry I went distant for a sec :P

Star Inkbright said...

@Fabi: No . . . Good point! :)

SO I WILL FLOAT AWAY.
AND I WILL FLOAT ABOVE THE REACH OF YOUR MINIONS, JUBI, SO THEY WILL NOT CACTH ME! XD

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

WELL MY MINIONS WILL HAVE BOWS AND ARROWS SO THEY WILL BE ABLE TO POP YOU IN THE AIR!!

Star Inkbright said...

WELL I WILL FLOAT UP ABOVE THE REACH OF THEIR ARROWS!!!

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

THEN YOU WOULD DIE FROM THE LOW AIR PRESSURE AND POP ANYWAYS!

Noelle said...

20m

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zaffy gtg be back 4-6pmish my time...hopefully earlier

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Change, change your life, take it all... :)

ZAYN AND PERRIE ARE CHANGING THEIR LIVES

THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED

HUSBAND AND WIFE

HUSBAND AND WIFE

COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

BAI BAI ZAFFY!!!!! *Supermegagodbyetacklehugsofdoom*

Star Inkbright said...

. . . AIR PRESSURE DOES NOT POP ME, BECAUSE WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT. I GO VISIT IT EVERY NOW AND THEN, AND IT DOESN'T POP ME.
AIR PRESSURE GETS VERY LONLEY, YOU KNOW. ANYOPNE WHO COMES NEAR IT DIES, SO IT NEVER GETS TO SPEAK TO NAYONE . . . :(

HI ADRA! :)

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Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: *screams* OH MY GOSH THAT'S SO COOL! :)

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

um..

THEN MY MINIONS WILL GET IN THEIR WAR PLANES AND SHOOT YOU! >:D


YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR SUPREME RULER!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

DRAGONA!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


HAAII!!!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

STAR IKR

I'M SO EXCITED

AHHHHH

ZERRIE

ZERRIE

ZERRIEEEEEEEEEEEE❤

OH LAWD

ONE DIRECTION AS GROOMSMEN
LITTLE MIX AS BRIDESMAIDS

HOLY CRAP CAN I BE INVITED TO THIS WEDDING PLS

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Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: HELLO! :)

Well, I'll just wear a bulletproof . . . *pauses* I don't think bubbles can wear vests.
A BULLETPROOF BUBBLE SUIT!!! *ndos*

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Dragona Pine said...

I learned how I did in my GCSE's today. I got mostly A's, a few B's and a 'Distinction' in ICT. So I'm rather happy.

AND I also went on Mass Effect and I was having trouble with these giant armoured bird things called Harvesters that I had to kill because I had a bad rifle and then I found a Reaper Blackstar and I was like "HELL YEAH".

So in the middle of a battle with Husks and other assorted Reaper ground forces I ran, took quick aim with the Blackstar and charged it and then fired.
The Harvester was completely BOOMED. And so were ALL of the Husks and everything. Black holes are pretty damn awesome.
There was a giant purple flash and a giant orange flash and then the Harvester went KABOOM and I was like "YEAH :D".

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

THEN THEY'LL SEND OUT A MAGICALLY ENCHANTED NET THAT NEVER MISSES AND CAPTURE YOU AND IF THE NET DOESN'T POP YOU, THEN THEY WILL!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS OF YOU DON'T BOW DOWN TO ME!

Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: IT'LL BE AMAZERRIEFCT! :)

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Noelle said...

*rolls around* I'm so hungryyyyy

Star Inkbright said...

@JUBI: ON SECOND THOUGHTS

I CAN'T POP

BECAUSE I'MMM IN-DES-TRUCT-IB-LE!

(LOL, it's my best argument to fall back on when people talk about popping me. :P)

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

IT'S OK ADRA!!! IT'S ALMOST LUNCH TIME

I assume..
since it's almost 1... xP

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

well..

THEN MY MINIONS WILL DISCOVER A WAY TO KILL YOU.
BECAUSE NO ONE'S INVINCIBLE!
SO..

BOW DOWN TO ME!!

Dragona Pine said...

The Reaper Blackstar - it can solve any problems. Especially Reaper and other assorted enemy... issues.

Noelle said...

IT IS. LUNCH STARTS...


RIGHT NOW.


WOO

*Runs from English class*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

YAAAY!!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

WELL . . .

UM . . .

*is invincible, just INDESTRUCTIBLE*

UMMMM . . .

Well, I'll push your minions out of the sky, because I AM THE PUSH THAT MAKES YOU MOVE.
(Sorry. Can't seem to stop quoting. D:)

@Dragona: Sounds cool! :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

@ADra: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :)

#ChaseForBookNine

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

THEN CLEMY WILL COME AFTER YOU AND BURN YOU!

BECAUSE SHE CAN BURN ANYTHING!!! EVEN BUBBLES!!! BECAUSE SHE'S CLEMYYYY!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

AND EVEN IF THAT DOESN'T DESTROY YOU, IT WILL SLOW YOU DOWN ENOUGH FOR US TO CAPTURE YOU AND BRING YOU BACK TO MY PALACE OF DOOM AND THEN I WILL FIND A WAY TO DESTROY YOU!!

Dragona Pine said...

Instead of my anti-material rifle my weapon of choice will now be the Reaper Blackstar since it's very problem solving.

Star Inkbright said...

. . . I'm RUNNING OUT OF WAYS TO RUN, here! :P

OKAY

YOU'LL CATCH ME
AND KILL ME
BUT THAT'S OKAY
BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BOW TO YOU!!!

And I still won't have bowed to you after you kill me, so you won't e bowed to by me, so YOU WILL NOT WIN. :)

#ChaseForBOokNine

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

YES I WILL!!! BECAUSE I KILL WHOEVER DOESN'T BOW DOWN TO ME AND IF YOU DIDN'T BOW DOWN TO ME THEN YOU DIE AND THEREFORE I WIN

Noelle said...

I forgot my lunchbox

I FORGOT MY LUNCHBOX

JUST STAB ME IN THE FACE WHY DON'T YOU

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

uh oh...

that's not good, Adra

you CAN just buy lunch...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

if you have money..

Star Inkbright said...

@Adra: OH..

Oh.

THAT SUCKS.

I'm sorry . . . :/

@Jubi: BUT I LIKE BEING DEAD.
IT'S FUN. :)

SO I WIN!!!

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

No, it has to be on an account.

AND THE VENDING MACHINE DOESN"T TAKE TENS.


But my Mum is awesome and she brought my TARDIS lunchbox to the front office I am happy

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Fine.

IT'S A COMPROMISE!
WE BOTH GOT WHAT WE WANT SO THERE!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

YAAAY!!

Noelle said...

*rolls around* Weeeeee

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

WEEEEE!!

Star Inkbright said...

@Jubi: YAAAAAAAAAY! :)

@Adra: YAAAAAAAAAY! :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Maralie Lily Charm said...

ONE DIRECTION ARE ON XPOSÉ HOLD MY GUCCI

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! :DD

Dragona Pine said...

I'm eating Maltesers.

Noelle said...

omfg

LES MIS AT LUNCH WOO

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HEEELLOOOO????

Star Inkbright said...

Sorry I poofed . . . Back now.

#ChaseForBookNine

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAI STAR!!

Star Inkbright said...

HEY JUBI! :)

#ChaseForBookNine

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAI!

:P

Noelle said...

*rolls down a hill* Biooooooooo

Star Inkbright said...

Hi to you as well, Adra. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

BIO ARGH

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Umm

HAI ADRA!!

Noelle said...

HIA JUBAB!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAI ADRA

Star Inkbright said...

GOOD LUCK WITH BIO!!!

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

TA

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Bio doesn't sound fun...

BUT HAVE FUN!! xP

Dragona Pine said...

Star, I didn't see your reply last night because I had to go. I suggested you could either make a character or modify an OC to suit my ME story, if you'd like your character to be involved in it?

Star Inkbright said...

I replied, in more detail, that I was rubbish at creating characters, and that if I modified my chacraters, they wouldn't be themselves any more. It's nothing personal. :/

#ChaseForBookNine

Dragona Pine said...

Ah, don't worry then. To be honest it was just their powers that needed modifying anyway. But oh well. Whatever you want. ^^

Star Inkbright said...

Sorry I'm so distant, btw. :/

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* And their species. Most of my characters from Hunter's world aren't human. :P

Plus their backstories. If they're from your world, then the things that happen in their own worlds won't have happened to them, so they wouldn't be like this or this, so they would be different people. Our experiences make up a lot of who we are. If you take the experience away . . . you're a different person.

#ChaseForBookNine

Dragona Pine said...

I see your point. But I did include a part for combat experience - you could modify it slightly or give a quick overview so it kind of fits in with the ME universe. I'm not trying to persuade you btw I am more discussing it.


And I like how you refer to it as "my" world. ^^

Star Inkbright said...

Well, it is your world. :)

That's true, but if the world is run by so-and-so in my character's worlds, then that's a big adjust, seeing as in your world those powers don't exist. Hunter's one of said powers, which throughs him and all the characters strongly involved with him out. :P
Also . . . motives. It's nothing personal, but I can't see quite a few of my characters having a reason to want to be on your ship. Sorry, this is sounding really mean . . . BLAME MY CHARACTERS, NOT ME!
And plus, you wouldn't WANT Hunter on your ship, I don't think, because of his mental health. He's unreliable. :P
Also, he has a tendancy of trying to make everything about him, which is kind of bad when it's someone else's story. XD

Sorry.

#ChaseForBookNine

Dragona Pine said...

Oh, trust me - I've before had to deal with a psychotic biotic woman on my ship on ME2. She was pretty unreliable. ^^

Star Inkbright said...

She sounds cool. :)

Yeah, but Hunter could decide to blow you all up or something. *shrugs*

And . . . he wouldn't work in any world other than his own, because like I said, in his world, he has his organisation . . . Once, he time-travelled to pre-his organisation days and then had a breakdown because the news didn't acknowledge his existance.
*laughs*
People get addicted to fame, even if it's the kind of fame where everyone hates you. :P

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

Going in the shower (sorry, but my scalp's itching and it's annoying me. My hair needs to be washed. :P), bbs.

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

I'm still here!

our teacher made us close the screens on out tablets. *nods*

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Star!



Hey Adra! How are you?

Dragona Pine said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUIgYxgNuxg




That is the mighty Reaper Blackstar - the greatest weapon in the history of EVERYTHING.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi everyone

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Rhydian! How are you?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Feeling quite shit to be honest. The opposite of good

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HEEYYY GUYSSSS

Dragona Pine said...

And why is that?

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Jubi! How are you?

Noelle said...

*tacklehugs Rhydian* WE LOVE YOU.

And if you still don't feel like sharing, that's fine. Just know that you can come to anyone of us.

AND WE LOVEYOUSOMUCH *huggles*


And Bio is almost over

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

aw :( *Hugs Rhy*

That really sucks.. :-/
what happened?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

and alos
RHY!!!! DRAGONA!!!! ADRA!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


HAAII!!!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*tacklehugs Adra back* thanks!

It's just people can be so...well they can be real bastards. My life is shit.

Hi Jubi!

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

People can be annoying...
you're right about that..

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Some people can be so ignorant and uncaring.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Oh...

Did you know that when everyone was in their mom's tummy that the first thing that formed was their spines (to say loosely)
So literally at one point you were an asshole?

Apparently some people never exceeded past that stage

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

It's one thing treating me like shit. I've had it all my life. But when people are mean to my mum...thats when I get really pissed off

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Omg Adra xD

Dragona Pine said...

Rhydian - you're right. Some people can be absolute idiots. But you shouldn't let them bother you. You should rise above it and show that you are the better person and just ignore those who are petty and idiotic. You are better than those people and shouldn't listen to them. All they want to do - in my experience - is provoke a reaction. Don't give them the satisfaction of doing what they want you to do. It's better to do something unexpected and show that you don't care for idiots like them.

I don't know the situation but I hope that helps.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Oh wow...
I'm really sorry Rhy :(

Some people are just so stupid...
Like, you don't even know how people can be so stupid with out realizing that they're being stupid.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Sorry Dragona it doesn't help. *hugs*

I'm just everybody's joke. I'm the person they all laugh at. Now my mum is being treated like that. Kill me now! Please!

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*hugs Rhydian* My friends would laugh at my mom because she wasn't Catholic and she believes in energy and the flow of things. All my alchemy stuff? It comes from her. Of course some parts are more inflamed than others, but it is basically the same concept

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Hugs Rhy*
I'm not really good at helping people in these types of situations..

Dragona Pine said...

The other day when we were driving through town there was a kid who was about 10. He stepped into the road in front of my mum's car and didn't even bother to move - I think they call it playing chicken?
So yeah, that's what he did. My mum stopped in front of him and he started doing a victory dance - but then I flicked a lever near the steering wheel and put the car's lights on at full power and then beeped the horn really loud.
His victory dance was cut short because he jumped and tripped over the pavement. I was rather happy. Stupid idiot. It showed him.

Dragona Pine said...

Rhydian - at least on here you are no one's joke. You should not let a relatively few idiots ruin your life. There are plenty of good people out there and there are some bad ones - just keep faith in the good people and ignore the bad.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Someone please shoot me!

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

@Rhydian: I don't know your mum, so it's hard for me to say much.

But everyone awesome gets treated bady by people at times, and the rule doesn't stop just because people are parents. It's sad, but true.
I guess what you can do is make sure she knows how angry you are at them, so that she knows you're on her side kind of.
Sorry . . . *winces* I'm not really accoustomed to advising people on what to do when people they love are being hurt. I've had gazillions more practise with reassuring people themselves . . . So I don't really know what to say now. :/

#ChaseForBookNine

Maralie Lily Charm said...

There is a piece of glass dug into my finger, and it might never come out...

._.

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Star Inkbright said...

@Rhydian: You getting shot wouldn't solve anything. It wouldn't get you anywhere (if death is worse than life, you won't be able to bring yourself back to life again. They'll be no escape. Cling onto life whilst you can), and it would hurt everyone who cares about you, INCLUDING your mum. You would hurt her MORE than those idiots, which would make you worse than them.
I'm not going to shoot you, and if anyone tries to and I can stop it, I will.

#ChaseForBOokNine

Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: O_O
Ouch!
How deep is it in?

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Star Inkbright said...

*There'll be
Not they'll be. *facepalm*

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Noelle said...

*clears throat* No, Rhydian. If there were a different way to ease your pain instead of hurting you or you hurting yourself I would definitely tell you right now, but none come to mind at the present, and I'm sorry. wish I could give you suggestions.

But this... This can make you stronger, and I know it will. But you have to make yourself deal with it and stick through it. And yeah it is going to make you feel really bad, but that's what we're for.

You're not a bad person- actually you're really kind and sweet and really awesome to know. Especially when we're raiding Trip's bar on the minecraft when he isn't there. ((Update- I don't think he's noticed yet))

But please don't do that to yourself. Don't let them get under your skin. You're better than that, and you're better than them. Always.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Like, the skin on my finger grew over it...

Yeah. It's really sore. I can't write or anything... And with school tomorrow... :/

*hugs Rhydian*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Mars- I have done that. I cut the pad of my finger with a piece of glass.
Like seriously guys, I didn't do it to be self-harming or anything I was curious. It was a weird time for me.

It hurt :P

And then I was making dinner later that night and got lemon juice in it.

:O

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