Friday, June 14, 2013

Progress Report

161,556 words. That's how long the book is right now. I wanted to have the edit done by tonight, but unfortunately that's not going to happen. I'm up at 6 in the morning to catch a plane to Leeds, so I'm about to hit the sack.

Oh, and for those of you who were pleading with me to keep LSODM as long as possible... you've got your wish. My editor Nick and my agent Michelle both got back to me, suggesting tiny changes here and there, but nothing that would shorten the book.

So the HUGE amount of characters stay in. The MASSIVE battles stay in. The HILARIOUS jokes and LIGHTNING-FAST wit stay in. Verily, it is a good day to be a Minion.

And I've just been chatting to Laura, who calls it the "deepest and darkest one yet". So I've got her all-important seal of approval, which makes me happy.

When it's out, when you've read it, I'll talk more about the writing of it, and the various problems I had to deal with in order to make it work. Everything from Book Two onwards has been leading up to LSODM, after all. Of all the books, this is the one I was certain about from the very beginning, in 2005, but it was one I was the most unsure about when I was actually writing it. So it comes as a relief to know it's actually good.

So... tomorrow I'm in Leeds— the tickets to which are now sold out— and on Saturday I'm signing in Waterstones in York at 11AM— and no tickets needed.

I'm been really quiet lately, on the Blog and on Twitter, and I do apologise for that, but I had to devote all my attention to the book. Now that it's (practically) done, I can get back to normal. Which'll be... er... nice.

I guess...

4,986 comments:

  1. Derek I miss you and be proud of this Ameriminion I kicked the living daylights out of everyone on Jeopardy on the Ireland catagory :D I pkay against my parents and kick their butts usually but I owned Ireland

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  2. OMG I MADE IT INTO THE TOP THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NEVER DO BEEN IN THE TOP THREE!!!!!!!!!!

    Hi Derek!!!

    #ChaseForBook9

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  3. Lol I got first a few times but i guess he needs sleep I mean between Becky Howlett and Luce tomorrow....yeah he may have nightmares

    On a good note we finished letter 2.5 to him since letter 2 got lost in the span between America and Ireland

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  4. Lol. Yeah but i'm SOOOOOOOO happy that I've finally mad it into the top three! XD and I'm in school at the moment so yeah :p But i'm in study and I have no work to do! So I can do what I want.
    Hi Zaf so how are you?

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  5. These books just keep growing and growing, don't they? I fully expect book 9 to dwarf all the others.

    Now that you're almost done with the edits, Derek, hopefully you'll get some time to relax. Even Golden Gods need their rest.

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  6. *Nods in agreement to Thalia*
    I totally agree with the rest part!
    Hi Thalia! How are you?

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  7. Hi Mistical, hi Zaf!

    I'm alright. Can't really stay too long. How're you both?

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  8. I'm good Agent T!
    wbd watching Bleach. XD Anime's are SO awesome!

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  9. Yes! Whoo! *Does the Happy-Yay-Jump with myself 'cause I don't have any friends*

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  10. Im on a mission for the UK fan mail HC address i do not trust my own country's branch they lost my Scepter of Te Ancients book which i still need a certain Golden God to remember that email...

    *nods*

    Dont let me go on searches at nearly 9pm

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  11. But Derek... It's probably just a lot longer so you can fit in more TEARS and PAIN.
    But that's okay. I'LL STILL LOVE IT TO BITS.

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  12. Yay!!! I am just so excited for this book!!! :D :D
    Yay for long books!! :D :D


    Hi everyone! *hands them all cookies*

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  13. Yay im on v first page yay... Oh god i carn't wait to read LSODM

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  14. You guys are lucky, I have to wait even longer for LSODM because I'm an Ameriminion, so I have to wait for shipping.

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  15. LSDOM will be SPECTACULAR, I am sure. [nods]

    23rd? [laughs]

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  16. Hi nights ....yeah im in v same boat elizabeth

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  17. DEREEEKKK!
    I will not be there in Leeds, but...I will be there in spirit oooohh *spooky*

    yes. you have been too quiet. start talking again. it's frustrating.

    DEEPEST AND DARKEST BOOK OHMYGOLDENGOD WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US?!

    it. will. be. good. *nods*

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  18. whoa. I'm near the top of this post.
    NOW TO READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

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  19. Hello? I'm actually here now.

    And I finally have my own copy of KOTW. :-)

    #ChaseForBook9

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  20. how am I supposed to survive a summer... while waiting for book 9... and waiting... and waiting... and then I will get the book as soon as it releases and then to wait for the 10th...
    I. REALLY. REALLY. WANT. A. TIME. MACHINE. (OR TARDIS).

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  21. FABS! still here?

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  22. If you survive the wait, you'll probably die from the book!

    Yes, Dau, still here. :-)

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  23. sweeeeeeeeet.

    I'm just here. Sitting in my house. which is NOT located in Leeds. NOT going to an awesome book signing.

    But I AM getting my laptop today!

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  24. I am over 4600 (estimated) miles from Leeds. :-(

    Yay for laptops, though!

    Making the ded for earlier today.

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  25. yes. I am 4943.14 miles away, apparently.

    I'm worried, Fabi.

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  27. Yeah, I know what you mean. :-/

    Do you want to take this to Twitter in case ______ reads the comments, or should I reply?

    I don't want to offend anyone, but I sorta agree, and I know many others do as well,

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  28. Yep sure :) I'll DM you.

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  29. *Is happy* Yes, keep the book long Derek! Everything I've heard makes me think it is going to be even EPICER than the other books. Only Derek could achieve that :)

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  30. Hey Fabi! *tacklehugs back*Sorry I disappeared, I was trying to fix the remains of our dinner. How're you?

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  31. Gtg and get fish and chips to replace our dinner :( Bye Fabi *hugs*

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  32. Bye Saph [hugs]

    I have no idea.

    Sorry, distant...

    #ChaseForBook9

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  33. Huh. Switched accounts, whoops. Oh well.

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  34. NEW POST!!!
    now, to read it...

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  35. *silent party*
    YAY!!! IT STAYS LONG!!!!

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  36. i am eating eclairs!! my bro made 'em today in cookie and they're yummy

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  37. Hi, sorry I'm distant, also on email and Twitter...

    #ChaseForBook9

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  38. yuh... i am distant 2, watching youtube stufff

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  39. Ok. It keeps logging me off... :-/

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  40. I have to go, actually, sorry, it's late.

    Bye! [hugs]

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  41. (Also, I have decided that I don't like crossing borders.)

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  42. YAAAY IT'S STILL JEPICALLY LONG AND FULL OF JEPICNESS!
    *runs arounds doing funnny dance*

    Now, if you'd excuse me, I must go out to school, otherwise I'll miss le bus again (my friends find this amusing when I'm running down the road).

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  43. ^-^ yaaay cant wait 2 read it now!!!! anyone no when it coming out in new zealand????

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  44. uhm, 59th?? closest ive ever had to the top 3 :P

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  45. Ohh Regan. I don't believe we met. I'm 11 and i'm a necromancer. There you know me.

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  46. Despite what my blogger account says, i'm actually on this blog for kust over a year.

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  47. YES!!!!
    MORE WORDS EQUALS MORE AWEOMENESS!!!

    When LSODM comes out I may die. It's a fact, well, I think. Going some 30 or 40 hours just looking at a book with no food, sleep or toilet brakes would probably be suicidal.

    But that doesn't matter.
    BECAUSE I WILL BE READING SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT!!!!!!!!

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  48. WOOOO!! Im about to set of on a 4hr train journey to leeds! Should be fun... XD

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  49. That 4 hours would be worth it Frost.
    You're so lucky, getting to meet Derek.....,

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  50. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE YOU'RE NOT SHORTENING THE BOOK.
    YAY FOR US!!

    And I'm suddenly addicted to Miku Hatsune... (Hatsune Miku, whichever way you like it)

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  51. Hey.

    I'm sorry I was annoying and disrespectful yesterday... I should have just let Salman have his opinion instead of... saying mine.

    I'm a problem
    I'm a p-problem
    I'm a problem
    I'm a p-problem
    I'm a problem
    I'm a problem


    Even though that song is happy, those words fit me. Like a puzzle. I'm a problem. And not a good one.

    I'm sorry for being a problem.

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  52. *hugs Mara*
    I like you just the way you are
    You're perfect :)

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  53. AAAAH! BOOK 8 NOW! Great to get updates though :)

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  54. just a quick hello, okay??
    <3

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  55. heyy miss cain!! i always miss you... i have to go *grumbles* byeee

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  56. HEY FLORA!

    Heh, sorry for being distant.
    Too busy on eBay and YouTube.

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  57. HAHA, watching 10. as in tennant. the doctor.

    #CFB9

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  58. FLORA, I updated:D i love 10 and 9 the best:)

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  59. Derek come on!! i havnt talked to you...EVER:( plllllzzzz

    #CFB9

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  60. derek!!! plz talk

    oh and i have been thinking
    if that is valkyrie dead on the front of the book
    maybe she was in the bentley and the car got hit and exploded with her inside imean
    if the bentley got hit one more time it will explode and skulduggery's car workman said not to be any where near when that happends

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  61. Hello...oh if anything happens to da bently im gonna cry...and cry .....and not stop :'(

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  62. *laughs* LEEDS EVENT LATER

    YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HYPER I AM.

    SOMEONE IS GOING TO END UP WANTING TO PUNCH ME, I BET, BECAUSE I'M THAT HYPED UP AND INSANE

    WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!

    OMGG.

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  63. LUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *tacklehugs*
    Did you fit everything in the bag??

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  64. And generally any other character....so im stuffed damn.....

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  65. I HAVE TWO BAGS. AND I'M TERRIFIED MY DENIM ONE WILL RIP, OMFG ;-;

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  66. Ugh, I gotta go.
    LUCE, IF I DON'T TALK TO YOU AGAIN BEFORE YOU GO, HAVE FUN!!
    *cough*Don'tforgettheAussieNinjaStalkerbit*cough*

    BYEEEEEEE!!

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  67. BYE CAIN!

    OMG. THANK YOU, FLORA!
    HOW MANY BOOKS ARE YOU TAKING!?

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  68. You're only taking one!?

    OMFG. FANCY LOOKING AT SOME EXTRA PRETTY ART BY TOM PERCIVAL, MY DEAR?;3

    I only bought one bar of Aero from the shop...! But I also got Haribo c:

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  69. Hi all! I'm so excited for tomorrow! !!!!!!!!!! Going to meet the Golden God! !!!

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  70. Have fun today! I'm still home if anyonr going today is able to Skype me

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  71. Yeah, because that's the only one I have in Leicester. And anyway, I kinda like being able to point to one book and to be able to say "I got that one signed on X-date" and for that one to be the only one signed on that day, and for it to be special...
    ...Yeah, I'm not really explaining myself well :P

    ....and what exactly are you getting at, woman?

    Whoop for Aero! :D
    But sorry - I can't eat Haribo...I'm veggie :/

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  72. Mbd. Driving to York and have bad signal.

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  73. Ah, that actually makes sense xD

    I'll show you later!:3

    DAMNIT, FLORA. YOU'RE SO AWKWARD :P
    Can you eat Skittles?!

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  74. I havent been on in ages!! *bows head ashamedly*

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  75. I forgot how much I like the Aristocats. My cat's watching it with me. :)

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  76. Gtg. I will be back later. BYE!!!!!!

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  77. I cant believe it, im going to York to see him tomorrow!!!
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  78. DEREK WHY ARE YOU SO EPIC? I'm dying with frustration here.. LSOTDM COME OUT QUICKLY PLEAAAASE

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  79. *dances in with 'World is Mine' playing in the background*

    I dunno if anyone's even here... Meh.

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  80. My best friend is gone :'(

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  81. Star, you're making me want to cryyyyyyyy! :'(

    I miss being constantly in Blogland. I wish I could just be sucked into the Internet so I wouldn't have the real world to deal with.

    APPARENTLY, the real world is a priority. Pssssshhhhhhh.

    In fact, I don't think I could even vote for the Blogland Awards, because I don't know these new people very well and I don't know what sort of magical talents they're hiding. :/

    *wails*

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  82. Man, I've been away for so long. Who knows if you guys even remember me, hehe. Barely looked at what the newest book's title is

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  83. [appears and hugs anyone who wants a hug]

    Typical. I could sleep in another one and a half hours, but my brain disagrees, so...

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  84. Hi Mara :-( [hugs]
    Hi Eve :-/ [tacklehugs]
    Hi Missy [tacklehugs back]
    Hi Rhydian! [tacklehugs]

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  85. HELLO POTATO, APPARENTLY.
    Hi Ieni! [hugs]

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  86. HI EVERYONE! How are you? *hugs everyone*

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  87. Fabi, Mara, Eve, Miss Cain, Rhydian!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*

    @Fabi Is your profile not supposed to be public? Because I tried to look at your picture, because it looked jepic, but it wouldn't let me:/

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  89. Bye Rhydian! Bye Ieni! [hugs]

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  90. Hey guys... Just popping in to say


    HOLY FLIPPING LLAMA BUTTS!!!! I CAN'T FRICKIN WAIT FOR THIS BOOK TO COME OUT!!!!!!!!



    (not here)

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  91. SORRY FOR POOFING.
    Got distracted by anime... Naturally...

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  92. Eli In that hoooouuuuse.

    #ChaseForBookNine

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  93. YEEESSS the book is still nice and long :)

    Hello

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  94. This week has not exactly been the best week of my life. *sighs* ._.

    Sorry for being grumpy, guys.

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  95. Bye Brave

    It's fine Mara

    Wbd

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  96. Bye Eli.

    [hugs Mara] :-( I hope things get better soon.

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  97. Eating soup. With a fork.

    Oh yeah. :P

    *screams*
    OMG 64 ZOO LANE IS ON TV THAT HAS NOT BEEN ON IN YEARS :D

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  98. *hugs Mara*

    Omgg I used to watch that when I was younger Mara.

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  99. Morning everyone! :D
    Afternoon I mean.
    Unless it is morning where you are.
    Then it would me Good Morning.
    But Where I am it is afternoon. So good Afternoon.
    An you can probably see, am very bored.

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  100. *hugs Fabi and Ais*

    Ais - With Lucy the little girl and everything :D
    I WAS OBSESSED WITH BLUE'S CLUES THOUGH.
    It was a jepic/Jesypic show:)

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  101. Soup with a fork is fun!

    Still writing that...irritating...ded.

    Stay strong

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  102. I used to watch Blues Clues all the time. :-)

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  103. Hi Salman

    Mara - it was indeed :)

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  104. Fabi - That's what Liam does XD
    But it's changed now :( THE GUY HAS A BLUE JUMPER AND IT ISN'T THE SAME D:

    Ais - *hugs*
    Old TV shows were way better than they are now :P

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  105. aghhhh, bye now, everyone seems to be distant ;(

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  106. We're not distant, you just comment too fast. >.<

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  107. I usually use a fork for noodle soup, because I'm rubbish at eating noodles with a spoon!

    Yeah... :-/

    I still watch the old ones when I'm sick sometimes.

    I'm distant because I'm writing a very belated page dedication. Sorry.

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  108. I use a fork with noodles, and soup xP

    Blue's Clues was so cool, though:) with Mr Pepper and Mrs Salt c:

    *hugs* It's okay. :)



    Bye, Salman.

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  109. MMMAAAAAAAAAAIIIILLLLLLL TIIIIIIIIIIMMMMEEEEE

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  110. [hugs back] I really can't ded right now... :-/ Maybe I'll just wait a while, then.

    Wb Brave!

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  111. OMGG I JUST FOUND A BLUE'S CLUES TOY

    SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. :P

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  112. *hugs*

    I understand your pain :P

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  113. i am back, is everyone here, like here, not distant

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  114. Mara- [laughs] [hugs back]

    Salman- Distant is here, just multitasking. At the moment I am distant.

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  115. Hey guys... It turns out that I'm NOT gonna be TOTALLY AWOL on this trip xP YOU ARE STUCK WITH MEE!!! Mwahahahaaaa
    The trips been crazy though... Yesterday, there was this huge tornado watch which delayed ALL the flights by about 30 minutes... So then when we finally got to Utah, we were supposed to get a connecting flight to Wyoming, but since our other flight got delayed, we missed it. So then we had to stay at a hotel last night and we were supposed to have to hotels van pick us up, but for some reason, it took them another hour to get to the airport.....

    So generally, it wasn't a very good day... xP
    BUT NOW WE ARE IN THE AIRPORT :D and we are going to make that flight! YAAAYYYYY :D
    *runs around in circles*

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  116. and Maralie, I do not comment too fast, YOU are distant.

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  117. everyone comments too slow, i will be back later

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  118. *the hotels van


    I'm typing on my dads iPad.....
    So there are goings to be many typing errors... -_-

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  119. Sorry or poofing

    And now I must poof again sorry.

    Bye

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  120. HI JUBI

    Okay, I am not going to snap, not going to snap.

    [snaps]

    [backspaces]

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  121. HI JUBI! *hugs*

    Salman - No, I'm not. I am only commenting when I want to, I'm still keeping up with the comments. Being distant means not being here for ten minutes or so at a time. You've only been here for a few days, don't think you own the place.

    *hugs Fabi*

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  122. [is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM]

    Okay, Jubi

    ALSO I COMMAND YOU TO HAVE FUN ON YOUR VACATION

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  123. [hugs Mara]

    [frowns]

    Do you know any of my codes? I don't have that blog anymore...

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  124. MARA!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


    Hi.

    *laughs* I'm definitely going out have fun, Fabi. It's just that the plane rides there AREN'T fun ... xP

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  125. I like planes. Especially small planes, not so much big jets.

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  126. No, I don't Fabsy. *hugs again, as she is in a huggy mood* I looked at your blog once or twice, but never really learned your codes :P
    They're awesome, though:)

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  127. I like planes too


    I just don't Like it when you miss your flight due to tornado watches....
    xP

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  128. Bye, Ais! *hugs*

    I like planes. *nods*
    I usually connect to the airplane's wifi, if they have any. Then I just go onto the internet xP

    Heh. Planes. Airplanes. Ieni. :P

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  129. Hm. I think I might lose words soon, so if I switch to this code =||||-|=||||=_-|--||=||=|||~|||- it means I ran out of words and left, sorry... Or I might use one of the ones Jubi can understand and email you the key... Not sure...

    [hugs back again]

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  130. Sorry, I was texting :)

    #soundout *grins*

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  131. Oh, sorry! I was eating breakfast. :-)

    And plotting.

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  132. keyboards broken sorry

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  133. How are you surviving the wait for LSODM?

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