135,499 words and counting.
My editor has been asking me for a synopsis for ages now. They need it so that they can send it to sites like Amazon, so they can put it up to inform people what it is they'll be buying. I took a few minutes today to write it, and before I go to bed tonight, I figured my Minions deserved to see it first.
Last Stand of Dead Men:
War has finally come.
But it's not a war between good and evil, or light and dark- it's a war between Sanctuaries. For too long now, the Irish Sanctuary has teetered on the brink of world-ending disaster, and the other Sanctuaries around the world have had enough. Allies turn to enemies, friends turn to foes, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're going to have any chance at all of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making.
But while this war is only beginning, another war rages within Valkyrie herself. Her own dark side, the insanely powerful being known as Darquesse, is on the verge of rising to the surface. And if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, then Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it.
Friday, April 26, 2013
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*sits by Coco*
Not into the game really?
Mara, the girl in the One Direction sweatshirt won something.
I'm not here, just telling you that.
*whispers* Hey Jubi... You ok? Your face is all red. Also, it's your turn...
... I think so...
oh ok....
Mara... truth or dare
Ooh. She's part of my family. *giggles*
GOOD LUCK FABI! *hugs*
A. R. E. T. H. A.
You still didn't answer it.
Don't make me get the chair... *warns*
DAREEEEEE
*shrugs* I'm not opposed to it. In fact, I think in most circumstances it can provide a quick and entertaining way to get to know someone. But I'm not exactly jumping into it, either. If anyone asked me something, I would answer, but no one has yet. And yourself?
Same I'll watch if I get asked something I'll answer. Nothing real big to be excited for
ARETHA DO YOU LIKE COCO?
I'm gonna keep annoying you till you tell me. :P
*pokes Ari* ARI
*pokes* ARIIIIII
uuuhmmmmmmm
........
Maralie Charm... I dare you to.... *thinks* I can't think of anything with all this blood rushing to my head...
Is this healthy?
No, Jubilance, it certainly is not. *makes papercut-sized slash into Jubi's finger with knife* *heals finger, passes knife to Aretha*
Oh hey *Is getting loopy*
10 minutes is up... *Climbs out of the tree*
Ouch... ouch ouch... *Holds head* head rush...
Jubi, 10 minutes was up 7 minutes ago!
WHAT THE HELL COCO?!?!?!?!
OMG I JUST REALISED!
COCO CALLED ME MARA! *does a Niall jump*
HE LIKES ME! SCORE ONE FOR MARA!
*catches knife, licks tip of blade* *Jubi's blood starts circulating regularly again* *smiles* What do you think of my new trick? I figured- well, more like Niccolo figured- if I can control blood cells, why not work on controlling circulation of those cells, too? So I did! Thanks for helping test it out!
Well... My head rush is gone now
*stares quizzically* You said you liked to be called that, right? And of course I like you. I like all of you. You're quite the impressive group of people.
Ok... now that I'm thinking clearly....
MARALIE LILY CHARM. I DARE YOU TO GIVE COCCO A BIIIIIIIG HUG FOR ONE MINUTE
AWWW COCO
*gives a big hug*
Hey Coco...I got a question...
*lifts sleeve of arm up and shows a green looking slash*
Any idea who did this?
*Grins* You're turn Ari :D
You mean my turn to ask, or my turn to pick truth or dare?
It's your turn to ask
*is hugged by Mara* Sorry, I can't say I do. Though it might have just been blocked from my memory. Either way, it's probably relatively serious. I'd make sure to get that healed soon if I were you.
It is?
Ok... Zafria! Truth or dare?
*sits in tree* *kicks legs*
HEY Mara... a minute's up
I'd ask you but I'm afraid you'd kill me in the process
*falls out of tree* *screams* *hits the ground* *doesn't move*
Uh dare
*eyes widen* Mara? *Runs over* You Ok..?
*stares at Mara* Is she alright?
I dunno... *shakes*
Mara?
*runs to Mara* *shakes gently* Um... Are you ok...?
Zaf, I dare you to... Um... Put on a chicken suit, glue an American flag to your forehead, and run around for one minute yelling "I'm the Grand Mage!"
(hehe. Drama. I'll just be roleplaying XD)
*eyes flutter open*
*gasps in pain*
Msd. :(
Omygod Ari I'm literally laughing out loud right now xDD
*takes Mara's pulse* She's still alive...
*Grins* Mara!!!!! hi.
Oh for god's sake....
*sighs irritably and runs around witth specifications*
IM THE GRAND MAGE
*eyes close again*
*breathing starts going irregular*
(Oh, dramaaaaaaa.)
*Laughs hysterically at Zaf*
*Frowns*
Mara?
(*chokes*
Is literally ROFL)
(I just fell out of a treeeeeeee. That should be a song. I should write that.)
*stops breathing*
(Yes you should, Mara. It would be beautiful. and I would cry from the emotion xD)
*Eyes widen more*
Mara..?! *shakes*
*sighs and takes the stuff off*
OMG IS SHE OKAY?
(I just fel out of a treeeeEEEEEE
I think I scraped my KNEEEEeeeee
Everyone's comin' to seeeeEEEEE
If I'm OK
Coz I just fell out of a TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's beautiful)
gtg... DINNERRR
bbl tho :)
(*cries with the beauty*
*beatboxes*
Yeah, I just fell outta that tree
It really really hurt
I need a plaster for my knee
I guess I shouldn't be swingin' on that tree
But it was fun while it lasted
OH MY GOD IT'S A BEEEEEEEEE! *runs away*)
(bye Jub! *hugs*)
*starts breathing faintly*
Crap no Mara dont die!!!
COCO I NEED ASSISTANCE FROM SOMEONE
*coughs*
I think... one of my... ribs is broken...
*clutches chest*
*sighs* *lays hand on Mara's shoulder* *heals* Whose turn is it now? I never quite figured out how that part of the game works.
(aw, damn. I was hoping for a bit more action.)
(I have to leave in 10 minutes, btw :/)
*whimpers*
I think I'll just... watch...
Its mine
Coco truth or dare?
Mara! Your'e OK! *Hugs*
*laughs*
Just a bit shaken, but yeah.
THANKS COCO!
Gtg, it's 3:27am... .-.
Night! *hugs*
Night Mara!
Well, I've never taken a dare before, so dare, I suppose.
Okay Coco I dare you to put on a frilly pink dress and sing te Barbie theme song
NIGHT MARA!!!! *supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofdoom*
*Eyes widen* *Laughs harder than ever*
*Hands Coco a pink frilly dress* HERE!!! :D:D:D:D:D *cracks up*
See I love it
DO IT COCCO!!!! YOU MUST!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU. HAVE. BEEN. DARED.
He 'MUST
WHERE'D HE GO????
COCCO YOU CAN'T DISAPPEAR! YOU HAVE BEEN DARED!
*gives a long, tired sigh* I suppose I was just asking for that, wasn't I? Fine. *shapeshifts into Barbie* *disappears* *reappears wearing skin-tight glittery pink frilly dress, carrying microphone* *sings Barbie song with Barbie's voice*
*Shrieks with laughter*
OH MY GOD!!! OH. MY. FREAKING. GOD. *Pulla out a camera*
*Pulls
*has just died and come back from laughter*
Your turn now Coco
*is shaking with laughter on the ground*
oh my god... I can't breathe
*laughs harder*
Hey guys, I came in seventh in my category. Out of ten. So I didn't mess up quite as bad as I thought I did, but I'd have been in fourth or fifth if I hadn't messed up. A lot.
You all are awesome, by the way. [hugs everyone]
*is still laughing*
FABI!!!!! THAT'S AWESOME! *starts laughing again*
*points to Cocco* look!!! look at him!!!! xDDDDD
*Falls onto the floor shaking with silent laughter*
*continues to sing*
Cococ omg omg *laughs*
OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!! *can't breathe from laughter*
COCO
*faints*
I know, right? He's positively absurd! [turns into cameraninja] [films]
Msd, we're driving home soon, and phone.
I know, right? He's positively absurd! [turns into cameraninja] [films]
Msd, we're driving home soon, and phone.
*Clutches stomach* *gasps for air*
Cocco..... You're killing me...
*Laughs harder than ever*
Sorry for the double comment.
THE PIC. XD
*laughs so hard I can't even comment*
*Curls up in a ball and shakes with laughter*
I'm literally laughing irl right now
Cant breathe from laughter
Gotta go to bed good night Coco dont kill me tonight
*tries to say bye to Zaf* *Can't because I'm laughing so hard*
*finishes singing* Do I amuse you guys? Perhaps I should dress like this more often. *winks*
*Shrieks with laughter even more*
*Is very much dying*
Nic... Oh my dear Lord... Nic!
*Dies*
Guys, I'm at production... I really shouldn't be laughing! I am almost laughing. My friend is watching me. God. Niccolo Croatoan...
*Dies again*
BEST. BLOGLAND. THRUTH. OR. DARE. EVER.
I think I might just be turning blue holding in this laughter...
AGREED!!!!!!
*Tries to say hi to Death* *Can't because of so much laughter* *Supermegatacklehugs instead*
*Supermegatackelhugsofdoom
*Gets supertacklehugsofdoom-ed*
*Can't breathe*
I'll be back in a sec!
Hello, I am back! Sorry for disappearing!
This is ridiculous.
Msd, not feeling so good...
Back. I almost wet myself Nic!!!
*Continues laughing head off*
WB Fab!
*Supermegatacklehugsofdoom Fabi* *can't greet because of laughter*
aww feel better :(
*Looks back at Cocco's picture* *Starts laughing again*
Hi Death.
[also laughs]
[is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM]
Hi Jubi.
XD
XD
XD
XD
XD
XD
XD
XD
I knew I should've been on this morning...
Oh, Fab! Thanks for dedding to Dylan and Elizabeth!!!
*Hugs*
Yeah, you should've. And I shouldn't've bothered with the awards ceremony, but good sportsFabiship and all that.
Oh, and Death, I'm making this project with all the Bloglandians' names... How do you want your name to be written (Death, Death Rose, Death Thorn, etc.) and what color would you like it to be? (or multiple colors works as well.) If you don't want to answer, it's ok, I'll guess.
No problem! Actually, thank Lucy for reminding me. I completely forgot! But they fit nicely into the friends section of my ded, anyway. :-)
Death Rose, preferably and... *thinks of colours* Red and dark purple?
Okay, awesome, thanks! Nice color choices. :-)
My favourite song of the production is on!!!
*Imagines Nic in Barbie suit singing There's one little boy who won't grow up, that's Perter Pan!*
*Dies*
I am almost crying at the prospect!
*Laughs Hysterically*
Okay, I am laughing out loud irl now, not just snorting and laugh-coughing.
People are staring.
Oh, so they are, good for them.
Peter Pan is now Niccolo... Peter is singing and Wendy is Aretha....
*Dies*
I dedicate this page to my friend who is watching me type, Elizabeth and Dylan for saving my hide with my "hacked" computer, blog minions and...
Niccolo in Barbie drag!!!!!!!
God. That was funny. Niccy... Care to give us another demonstration?
*Grins evilly*
Oh, good. :-) New page.
Still msd, by the way...:-/
Nice ded, Death.
*starts singing There's one little boy who won't grow up, that's Peter Pan!*
*Laughs even harder* *Can't breathe* *Clutches stomach*
Excellent timing, C.
Also hello!
[is pretending not to laugh]
Maybe I ought to do parties.
YES COCCO! YES
That would be absurd.
Also, are you feeling okay? It's not like you to be this...entertaining!
Alright, I'm done. I hope you all enjoyed that, because I'll not likely do it again. Whose turn is it now?
*Laughter slowly stops*
*Takes a deep breath*
are we even still playing anymore??
*Dies*
Nic... You are not helping!! I'm trying not to laugh here!!!!
I'll play!!!
That is quite true, Fabienne, however- for the moment, at least- I'm quite alright. If I must humiliate myself, best to do so with conviction- that way the whole thing becomes more about humor than embarrassment.
Sorry for my disappearance.. I was on stage!!!
I'll play, I suppose. Still might have to go, but I'll try not to vanish without warning.
Also I'm writing, so distant.
Hey Peter, who's Tink then if Ari is Wendy?
Understandable. [shrugs]
Mevolent is Hook!! The pirates are his side, the lost boys are the good side and the children of the world are the mortals!!!
And it's ok, hope your rehearsal thing went well, Death!
It still is going!!! I'm sitting on the stairs listening to it. I'll be on soon again...
Ah, well continue to break a leg (in the theatrical-speak way, not the literal way)!
OOH OOH! CAN I BE TINK?? :D:D
I'm probably going to break my leg on my hike tomorrow and the day after and the day after that... I only have two legs though...
Okay! I am Smee!!!!
*Dies*
Alright... Death. Truth or dare?
Who does that make me?
Sorry I poofed, Mom's friend and Mom's friend's son were leaving and I had to do the whole greeting thing.
Perfectly fine, Fabienne. And I wouldn't worry about the escalator.
My iPod makes me accidentally delete comments and my phone makes me post them twice or not at all. How irritating. [frowns in mild annoyance]
I assure you, I am not concerned about the escalator either.
Hm. I think Death went back on stage.
[Kills off a character]
I've been meaning to do that for a little while now.
Dare!!
Yeah, I did!!
*Has started to dance to Mambo Number 5*
Wb, Death!
This'll be interesting. [sits back and watches]
I'd say I'd regret that but I don't!
Apparently Anna is usually pronounced ann-uh, and Ana is ah-nuh. Strangely enough, the only Anna's and Ana's I know are the opposite. Ana prefers the more American pronunciation of her name, while Anna and Anna are both Russian a ways back in their families and use the Russian pronunciation.
I'm including a character named Anna in my approaching MC chapter. She pronounces her name like Ah-nuh.
Just fyi. It really doesn't matter.
I like that name. I like Nic's name too... that is an epic name.
[Nods] Me too, that's why she's named Anna instead of Amber-Lynn or something. Also Amber-Lynn completely does not suit her, so, yeah.
Niccolò is an interesting name. [nods] I think I figured out why he picked it. Not entirely sure, though. Or sure at all. Or I could be bluffing.
Photos, bbs
Ok. Msd/wbd, trying to post this chapter before I sleep, but haven't even finished draft 1 yet, and I usually freak out over them, edit them a lot and sometimes (like for the nightmare one) completely rewrite them, so I probably won't manage it, but oh well, I'm gonna try. :-P
Okay, back.
Why do my photos look stupid? Everytime?
Probably because you're the one looking at them.
My room is an oven right now... I have the window open and I can hear frogs. It boggles the mind.
Who should I kill off... A fight to the death, definitely, but which one should die?
[plots]
Well, I am freezing here. I should get my jacket... Eh, too far away.
I'm not very temperature-resistant! [laughs]
Can I run away and live with you? I hate the cold...
By the rules of the sarcastic universe, it would randomly get colder here if you did! Also I don't think you'd like my mom... :-/
I love everyone... heh... Not really... Most people anyway!
Come to Aus then!!!!
You wouldn't like my mom, I'm almost certain. I think you'd get along well with my sis, though. She's Martian, you see and really awesome.
I wish I could sometimes...
I did go to Australia and New Zealand when I was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis little [holds fingers about an inch apart] and apparently I really enjoyed it, but I don't really remember and it annoys me!
Hmmm... If you want my opinion, I'd apologize. Hell, I've been in stickier situations and that usually makes your conscience better. You understand and feel sorry for how you've acted so... There's my opinion!
I haven't left the country!!!
I should be going now... I need sleep.
G'night!
Night Fab!
My Milo:Milk ration is
4000000000000000000:0.1
Hello.
Was laughing my head off on the last page. :)
Also,
"Happiness is amazing. You don't know how happy I feel when I come onto Blogland :) it's such an amazing feeling."
I think I may do know, Maraness. :)
Hi Ink!
Magic eye!!
http://www.brainboggling.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/magic-eye-text-optical-illusion.gif
*Dies*
Kill me, please!
Autocorrect fail:
Friend: Sup, ma email got hacked so here's ma new one (email adress)
Me: But I was the one who got f*cked!
*hacked
Damn you autocorrect...
Friend: LOL
And I must depart. :(
Depart - de part. XD
DE PARTING.
DEPARTING IS THE PARTING! DEPART IS THE PART!
*the parts*
*laughs* *does a Brianna-style 'LOL'* *departs for good*
Bye!!
New MC chapter
Who has saw paranormal activity
Saw the first and it scared the bejebers outta me...
*Shivers and looks behind*
Hello everyone! How are you all?
Kara
Kara is also Moon, btw.
HEY ALL!
BYE ALL!
Morw... I missed people...
Miguel and Tulio... I love them...
Is it just me who finds Nicholas Cage uncharacteristically sexy?
Hello.....
I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOD
*screams*
I'M GOING TO LONDON ON HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!
*jumps around*
AND DONCASTER! AND MAYBE CHESHIRE AND WOLVERHAMPTON AND BRADFORT!!!!!
Dad confirmed he said 'might be'.
WE BETTER BE GOING. >.<
I WAS going to England for the summer for my uncles 50th birthday but my Dad's back is sorta not very okay, stuff, for traveling so my Mam said that we won't be going this year, ;~; It would have been my first time to go on an airplane ;~;
IreallywantedtogotoLondon....IwannaliveinEnglandinsteadofIrelandsothatmyfamilywouldn'thavetodealwiththecut-backsandstuff
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