135,499 words and counting.
My editor has been asking me for a synopsis for ages now. They need it so that they can send it to sites like Amazon, so they can put it up to inform people what it is they'll be buying. I took a few minutes today to write it, and before I go to bed tonight, I figured my Minions deserved to see it first.
Last Stand of Dead Men:
War has finally come.
But it's not a war between good and evil, or light and dark- it's a war between Sanctuaries. For too long now, the Irish Sanctuary has teetered on the brink of world-ending disaster, and the other Sanctuaries around the world have had enough. Allies turn to enemies, friends turn to foes, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're going to have any chance at all of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making.
But while this war is only beginning, another war rages within Valkyrie herself. Her own dark side, the insanely powerful being known as Darquesse, is on the verge of rising to the surface. And if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, then Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it.
Friday, April 26, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 4918 Newer› Newest»Oh dear. Are there any other people who will die that we can know about by reading between the lines?
*find out about
Finbar... *rocks back and forth*
Finbar...
In fairness, I could make a few sentences by doing that xD
Huh. Hello and morning and all. Or afternoon.
Faultlines... [mutters]
Hi Fabi
Hello.
Hi Dragona
Hello!
Writing idea...also the usual. Super-distant.
Hey new arrivers :)
I'm good how are you?
I'm fine, thanks.
Hopefully things will be more cheerful tonight. ^^
I want a spider monkey...
I think I actually need to tell someone I need to sleep if I want to sleep.
Guys. I need to sleep.
I have a toy spider monkey, Rua. :)
Eve, you should sleep:P
Lol hiya
Yeah. I wish someone would just put me in a coma. -_-
In my memory
All the small things
Like daggers in my mind
In my memory
While my head bleeds
The words I'll never find
That I always meant to say to you
But can't
Cause you turned your face
And now I can't feel you anymore
Turn your face
So now I can't see you anymore
Walk away
Until you're not standing at my door
Turn your face
Walk away and stay
Turn your face<3
Hiya, Zafira!
They are incredibly cute xD
Uh oh, do you have insomnia?
Hiya xD im just in science bored I finished my work
Hey Zaf :)
Sorry for poofing
Welcome back Aisling:)
No. I'm really tired right now, and I'm quite a heavy sleeper. I just wanted an excuse to come on Blogland, actually... Either will help me forget. XD
Lol tis ok
* sits in tree*
When are your holidays, Zafira?
Hi Aisling :)
Hi anyone who appeared while I was poofed.
Wbd
What would you do? What would you say? How does it feel? Pretend it's okay.
HIIIIIIII
Hi Jubi
Summer holidays? Mine dont start until June 13th since I dont have to go in the very last day
Oh, well then:p any excuse to come to blog land!
There are trees here now? Cool :p *sits at tree base in shade*
*Sings*
Gon' dig me a hole,
Gon' dig me a hole,
And put the bodies in it,
Put the bodies in it
Is that a song, Mara?
Hi Dragona :)
Hi Jubi :)
Hi Zaf, Ais, Rua, Dragona, Jubster, Eve and Fabi :)
EVE!!!! RUA!!!!! ZAF!!! AIS!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
Hiiiiii jubi, Mara!
There's a whole forest here xD
MARA!!!!!
*supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
Eve - Yup. Fabi knows what song it is. *grins*
My tree is special
Jubi, you look super happy with your tnecifelaM neveS book :D
Okay. I guess the sing will remain a mystery to me. XD
*Grins* You have NO IDEA how excited I was. It was supposed to come May 1 but it came EARLIER! :D:D:DD
Lol omg so thoughts on LSODM?
Lsodm is gonna turn us into even bigger emotional wrecks. Yup.
Hello everybody!
I want!! So excited for this. And it's release date is my birthday - perfect present. :)
Yuuuup Cleavers we wont HAVE emotions
I'm gonna be too scared to read it
That's pretty spectacular, Jubi. I don't have a story quite as exciting. Here's how it went:
*sees book*
BUY IT
READ IT
DONE
Hello Lewis Hello barmybex
Oh my goodness, Derek, it sounds amazing! I can't wait!
[belatedly]
My eyes deceive me, but it's still the same
Pretend it's okay...
Sorry I poofed for a bit.
I think Derek should do a story about the cleavers. They're my favourite character/people in the SP books.
Pretend It's Okay - Little Mix :)
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
*guitar solo*
That was only the radio XD
Mmhhhhh. No, I'm tired. Goodnight, Bloglandian beings.
Hello peoples!!!! (I love the view from my house!)
Hello :)
Yeah we'll just go into emotional shutdown.. we'll be like Cybermen.
Night Eve!
Zaf LSODM Derek will kill off about half of the characters and book 9 he will kill off the rest. And of course we'll all still read them cause we live them. Or maybe only some people will die and hopefully not anyone's favourite character. Oh and as Ruá said by the end of it we'll all be emotional wrecks.
Bye Eve!
P.S. Cool song! I'm only hearing one of their songs on the radio. People are getting sudden urges to change their lives and take it all.
*love
Bye Eve
It's hailstoning again. Is hailstoning even a word?
*claps* that is a LOVELY story, Eve xD
I'm writing a story about zombies. :)
My class is crazy
Mmmmmmm brainzzz
Hello people that arrived.
Night, Eve.
It is a nice view, Alexandra!
Bye Eve! *hugs*
*laughs*
WE'RE GONNA STICK TOGETHER, KNOW WE'LL GET THROUGH IT ALL C:
A zombie story!
Thanks Fabi!!!!!
ALEXANDRA!!!!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
Distant...
Change, change your life, take it all
You're gonna use it to become what you've always known
This'll kill me.....this book
Yeah a zombie story, involving one of the squads from the Special Operations of the Supernatural I mentioned on the previous page. :)
FABI!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGOFDOOM YOU YET!
*supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
CAN'T WAIT FOR LSODM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps around like an idiot*
GLORIOUS
I FOUND MY 1D TOP. PRAISE THE GOLDEN GOD!
*stares at comment*
Luci, you're rubbing off on me! XD
Jubi crazy
Zaffy crazy
Saracen Rue :D
Ravel: My love
Saracen Rue: new favorite character
[is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM]
[laughs]
*nods* Jubi crazy
Zaffy Crazy too
*explodes England*
Ooh fireworks!
Zaf are you trying to kill me?
I think my dog just hissed at me..
*stares at fireworks*
PREEEEEETTYYYYYY 8D
OwO
A hissing dog? That's not weird. We read about a Walking Skeleton
Henehehe
Im serious next Blog post i'll end up getting explosives banned
JUBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy...[nods] You certainly are. Both of you.
Tea brb.
She's chewing my foot now..... o.o
Now we're talking about dress code
Zaf you you you exploded England instead of Ireland. This is great. Finally I'm not being exploded.
"Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Lewis Carroll.
In other words, I like the new quote-picture, Alexandra. :-)
But she's just exploded me!
I have that quote tattoo'd on my back :)
Got to go now. Bye!
Well ok Derek said no Ireland but he never said no England
I need to work on Kessie's video... Hmm.
*Is still staring at fireworks*
OwO
Ah yes she has. But still Derek is in Ireland ad if he's exploded he won't be able to write LSODM or book nine.
And she has exploded Ireland many many times. How many times have you exploded Ireland Zaf?
Gtg to class
Bye lewis!
BYE ZAF!!!!!!
BYE LEWIS!!!
Bye Lewis
Bye Zaf
Bye zaf:)
Bye people who left....
Hmmm..... I think I have too many writing projects working on at once. The MC nightmare, A Twisted Mission, my HG fanfic or Raeza chapter? Or the Effie chapter? Hmmm...
I wrote two words on my hand over and over and over. My hand is filled with writing. All in different directions, you know. It looks like a load of random sqqiggly lines unless you actually look.
Try and guess what the two words are! *giggles*
Come on. It's EASYYYYYYYYYYYY. :)
... Roman Emperors were messed up...
Ummm... Is it... Errr..... Ok I give up.
Star is it Skulduggery Pleasant?
302410 041433100340143024?
Wait, what's the point of guessing in code? :-/
It's EASYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams*
Okay okay okay. THE FIRST WORD BEGINS WITH I!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's capital i.
Also, today:
Friend: *has forgotten packup*
Me and Friend and Other Friend: are in lunch queue*
Other Friend to Friend: Go and get your packup, we'll save you a space!
Friend: But what if I can't get back in?
Me and Other Friend: YOu will be able to, run and get it, qucikly!
Conversation: *continues like this for a while*
Me to Friend: Do you want me to go and get it for you?
Friend: Do you know what my bag looks like?
Me: Yes.
Friend: *doubtful* Do you want me to come and get it with you so I can identify it?
*laughs*
So we went and got it. *nods*
And Other Friend saved us seats.
And we wereable to reclaim our seats without anyone yelling at us.
Uh yeah.
IT WAS FUNNIER IRL.
ALSO ALSO ALSO, today in English Miss said: Right, now I want you to write an opening to your own story!
Class: *stares about, totally stuffed for ideas*
So I wrote about Hunter and Ez. *nods*
'Twas a good opening in comparison to most of mine, I should use it . . .
Nope! Not Skulduggery Pleasant, but GREAT FANTASTIC GUESS. *giggles*
YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT IT IT. Do you want another clue?
Oh, it's not that big, maybe I should just tell you.
Was it Inkbright Star?
Or Ireland rules?
It's easy?
That seems to be the only thing I can guess outside of coded numbers...
Gtg, bye.
Bye Fabi
Brb dinner
No, not Inkbright Star or Ireland rules, although I suppose it does. :)
Not it's easy, but the first word is 'it's', so half right. :)
FABI GETS HALF A MARK!
Fours, Fabi! :(
Lemme see you put your hearts up, yeah
Lemme see you put your hearts up, yeah
If we give a little love, maybe we can change the world!~
IS IT
I'm Star? XD
Inkbright Star is another very good guess, however. :)
Not I'm Star Mara, but excellant guess as well. :)
HI, BTW. Haven't spoken to you in ages, it feels like. O_O *hugs*
It it 'its Friday?
No, not it's Friday, sorry. :(
Another good guess, though. :)
http://idoterriblethingswhenigrowbored.blogspot.co.uk/
Can you guys read and comment? :) Luci would really like some feedback :)
Tellmetellmetellme!!!!!!!!! I wanna know!!!
BUT IT'S SO
OBVIOUS.
*giggles*
*hugs Star back* :)
IT'S... Disturbed? XD
It's boring? :P
IT'S OBVIOUS?!
Back chili is very spicy. Not my favourite dinner. Spicy doesn't go well with me.
Is it It's Blogland?
Wait that doesn't even make sense.
'It's Holly?' :P
It's Star?
It's not Disturbed, it's not boring, it's not obvious (well in is, but it's not it's obvious), it's not Blogland, it's not Holly, it's not Star . . . *giggles*
'It's Blogland' and 'it's boring' are the closest because of waht they have in common. :)
I'm not a fan on spicy hot, either. D:
So does it start with b then?
It's Britian?
It's bonkers?
COME ON, THIS IS EASY.
*giggles*
Hunter and Ez started it, if you want another clue . . . :)
It's not Britain or bonkers, although Britain IS bonkers. :P
BONKERSIST COUNTRY THERE I, NNNNNNYUP! :)
*IS
It's bizarre?
Something Hunter and Ez started. Nope no idea.
It's blue
Yeah, what she said! :-P
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! IT'S BLUE! *giggles head off*
OF COURSE IT'S BLUE! IT'S BLUE! UT'S BLUEEEEEEEEEEEE! IT'S
BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :)
Did I mention, IT'S BLUE???
IT'S BLUE!
IT'S BLUE!
IT'S BLUE!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S BLUE!
It's blue. *nods*
Well done, Alexandra and Fabi! :)
I was thinking, if Fabi was here, she'd get this easy. :P
It's blue. *giggles*
I was telling Nix it was blue this morning . . .
IT'S BLUE. *maniac laughter*
*notices I have an email from Nix* Speak of the devil!
It's BLUEEEEEEEEEEE. :)
BLUEEEEEEEEEE!!!! [high fives Alexandra] [High fives Star] [High fives anyone else who is here]
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/47197409/BLUE.tif
Bread just popped into my head and then I remembered something that happened in school today.
So there was a cake sale on and by the time 6th class were allowed to go to it there were no cakes left. Well there was about 10 little horrible things left. So lots of people I. My class just bought loads of bread and started tearing pieces off and eating it. We are a strange class.
*in my
*loaves
@Fabi: OH MY GOSH. *screams*
IT'S
BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE! :)
I thought about beginning my story today (the one we wrote an opening to. We're not conyinuing it. SAd face) with the words 'it's blue', but nah. :(
Hello again.
STRANGENESS IS AWESOME. :)
Your class is an aweosme class, therefore. :)
Bread.
It's bread?
No, it's BLUE!!!!
That actually occurred to you that if I were here, I would guess it? O.O Weird!
HEY DRAGONA!
IT'S BLUE!
Also, wb, Aisling!
Hi Dragona
Yes, it's BLUEEEEE!!!! [nods] XD
@Fabi: Well, it is blue. *nods like that was the perfect reply*
In my zombie story they're currently driving a bus to get to some flats where they could hide out and the zombies are on the bus.
@Fabi: *hugs* Thank you. :)
[hugs back]
Thanks for what?
Oh, and by the way, it's BLUE!!
*YOure welcome :-)
Blue. ^^
How is everyone?
No, I'm not getting diverted from what I'm supposed to be doing by Blogland and image-editing/making programs! WHat made you think that?
Oh, and it's BLUE!!!
I'm good how are you?
Not msd any more. I got my charger.
I'm verrryyyyy distant.
Like, over there. [points]
Actually, I have to go now.
Bye everybody!
[and if anyone wants BLUE (or any color) pictures, let me know, they're fun to make!]
Bye Fabi
I like Blogland.
Every one likes blogland Dragona!!!
I know but I had left for a year! It's really cool and I like the people on it. :)
The Simpsons... *laughs*
Blogland is brilliant. *nods* I'm really happy that I came here.
So am I. There have been ups and downs but all in all it's a good little place where I get to talk to people from all around the world and we all share the same interests.
Exactly. It's hard to find so many people irl who love reading. Some of my friends like reading but not nearly as much as I do. Everyone here likes reading. Everyone does like reading right?
Well duh.
And some of y friends never read outside of school. At all. Ever. How is that even possible?
*my
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx
Yep. I read every night. I'm reading the assassin's creed books atm by Oliver Bowden. But no one else reads who I know irl. It's like "WHY NOT?". Reading is a good way to expand vocabulary and, as Blogland has shown, meet new people.
“Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers.”
― Charles William Eliot
One Direction?
Cheese?
Noooo Maralie. :P
Score! *cheers*
*throws a squirrel at Maralie* :P
*turns around and gets eaten by a rabbit*
Last Stand of Dead Men synopsis.
Justin & Lindsay Pierre create a podcast about books.
I am so happy right now words don't even suffice.
Does anyone else think that this is weird?
My friend and my dad have the same birthday.
Then my friend's sister has the same birthday as her friends dad.
One Direction were losing the streak! :P
Something like 38 deds to them so far ^^.
Wbd, dedding.
Hey Taia! How are you? Btw, I sent you an email on Yahoo. :)
And Aisling, my Dad and I share the same birthday. :P
My mam's birthday is exactly a week before mine :)
Hi Mara!!
Anyone watch The Simpsons?
Y'know the crazy cat lady?
I'M THE CRAZY SQUIRREL GUY.
*launches squirrels at everyone*
Hey Muse!
I just realised, my best friend's name is Alexandra too... ^^.
Oh my Golden God, I almost forgot! :P I picked Amelia-Maralie for my Confirmation name:3
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